I knew a 6’5 Big Urban Fella named James I was Locked up with n No Idea why he was . The MF'r had SPLIT PERSONALITY. He was cool one minute than he'd shift n you just say something random n he'd be like who the Fuck are You ? Bro if he was an Athlete. He could have been a Hitter Bro ! Yeah tho , Theo Much Love for Ya BroBro
Who the hell thinks, “I’m getting sexually assaulted at work, who would be a good person to get advice from? Yep, I’ll send in a question to Theo Von. That should do the trick.”😂
@@grandfathers that’s exactly what I was thinking, and I’m not mad about it. Dosent Bobby have a little joke about being harassed by an autistic person too?
Theo is honestly the funniest person I've ever seen. And in all seriousness, it's not fair to think people with autism are innocent angels who can do no wrong because they 'don't know any better'. They're people. And sometimes they do things while knowing it's wrong. Sometimes you need to be strict and give them a punishment they don't enjoy and explain exactly why some things are not allowed or accepted. You gotta be direct about it, and just saying 'stop it' but not doing anything else about it isn't gonna make the problem go away!!
Yep. They constantly hear “stop” . TEACH . And fr see everyone on tiktok needs to see this it’s NOT cute or quirky to have autism. Just because you have preferences on things does not make you autistic. It’s much more than that. And it can be a lot to handle.
If we are being serious here then I want to say: it's a fine line. I completely agree with you but I want to add that it's a case-by-case situation. We really shouldn't make light of situations like this, and yet in some cases it is innocent ignorance (but still needs to be corrected). It's not a black and white "yes or no" deal. You got to learn the facts and look at the situation at hand. The home life is one of the biggest factors here. I just feel for anyone who has to go through this in any position.
"a lot of people named James... They're tismed out" the way he says it as though it's some sort of well known fact makes it all the more hilarious 😂😂😂 EDIT: thanks for all the likes!!! honestly did not expect to get this many of a random comment such as this!!!!
Sometimes I think to myself that there’s no way this is off the cuff. How does he have these things just there ready to go? Lmao! I was already laughing before that part and had to pause it when he said it because I just couldn’t.
I remember feeling like this guy my first few years in. I’m ten years in now and I see it. Empathy. Empathy is what separates the teachers from the others. If you can’t find empathy. Then perhaps it truly is best to move on to another profession. It doesn’t get easier. It gets harder. But you get stronger if you look past a lot of surface level stuff.
Not only empathy but research as well, you have to fully understand autism and how it may be affecting each individual to be able to work with kids with autism. I'm autistic and I believe that ALL teachers should have a dedicated unit in college/university dedicated to teaching them how to deal with kids on the spectrum. There are more high-functioning kids in regular schools than you think, especially undiagnosed. Edit: even lower-functioning actually, i was in my school's special Ed program and there were a couple kids who were very, very autistic
uhhh.. repeatedly SAing someone isn’t “surface level.” you’d be singing a completely different tune if the teacher was a woman. “MAN UP bro! it’s just a little kid trying to make you touch his dong!” lol
Yeah, I was diagnosed high functioning around 13. It was the first year they had a class for it and everyone was very different from each other. One guy did karate moves in the corner and was very high energy, while another guys pants were always falling down and he needed mountian dew and Pokémon or he’d throw tantrums. I feel like if I had less self awareness I’d be better off but I’m constantly analyzing how social interactions are going, especially at work. I work with drug addicts and lead a lot of groups and do fine with clients but get very uncomfortable with co-workers.
I totally agree that people would be shocked at how many people are likely autistic, diagnosed or not, all around them. Many people are high functioning and I used to get very upset that low functioning was still the same name because I didn’t want people thinking that’s what I was like. After high school, I learned to not be defined by a diagnosis but grow through having an awareness
I mean, I don't see how bringing a man's genetics, heritage, lineage, pedigree and fashion sense into this is necessary and helpful or beneficial at all, but 'ey, maybe that shiz iz iz just meepmeep. LmMFaO!
I used to work in special ed as an aide and we had a student with severe autism. He would walk around with an erection all the time in basketball shorts. He was sexually aggressive with everyone. This was a 19 year old male. We explained this to his parents during a parent/teacher conference and they came up with a reasonable solution. Everyday, he would get alone time at home with "Lola". Lola was a pillow that he could take in his room and have his way with it. Problem solved.
As depressing and messed up, as the world is at the moment, it's experiences like this clip that make life joyful. You're doing Gods work Theo, thank you.
Yes what do you say to that! Lol I mean he might try calling an actual therapist for effsake! What's the caller expect Theo to say.......gee sounds rough
As a teacher I was never sexually assaulted more than when I was a young, blonde aide working with special Ed rooms. If kinda just comes with the territory. You have to be tough as hell to have a student chase you around the room with their erect schlong out, and return the next day like nothing happened. Of course they are mostly just acting on impulse, so in that situation your job is to just de-escalate and protect those around you. The scary stuff is if they’re twice your size already at 16 years old, and start to grab your wrist and swing you around as if you’re a toy or something. All this making $10.20/hour, lol.
I work with kids with autism for about 6 years now and honestly Theo check on that man cus it’s a job only a few could handle and it costs us or sanity and wellness sometimes but it’s with a big heart you know
The call is prerecorded, if you look he's pausing and playing every time he wants to speak or wants the guy to continue. His hand is just hidden by the laptop angle.
@Klaire I would start by talking to the parents of this particular student, and the rest of the faculty members 👍 Im glad he called theo though, this was a pretty entertaining clip lol
I know.. we all need to comment about this so he sees it and kows we are worried... we need Theo Von in the world and I do't want to lose him over cyyyooocccyyaannneee
Go punch someone in their nuts and look them in the eyes 😂😂😂 Theo love you, never stop ‘It’s almost spring…they might be off a couple months…that’s that DNA leap year” ‘ get him a bust post” holy hell😂😂
My god. I hate my life, miserable, lonely life, but god damn! Theo makes me forget about the world, for just a minute, and everything's good in that minute!
bit.ly/theovonclips
This was a sad but hilarious way to react 🤣 smirk 😏 🤣
That’s crack I never thought of that until you just said that every James or Jimmy there is something special about them 😱🤪🙀😳🤯🤯🤯
I knew a 6’5 Big Urban Fella named James I was Locked up with n No Idea why he was . The MF'r had SPLIT PERSONALITY. He was cool one minute than he'd shift n you just say something random n he'd be like who the Fuck are You ? Bro if he was an Athlete. He could have been a Hitter Bro ! Yeah tho , Theo Much Love for Ya BroBro
This looks like a sick party by your self outfit
I'm at work, with my earbuds in...literally laughing so hard , tears are coming out of my eyes. Ppl are looking at me crazy and I don't even care
Who the hell thinks, “I’m getting sexually assaulted at work, who would be a good person to get advice from? Yep, I’ll send in a question to Theo Von. That should do the trick.”😂
0:56 a lot of people named James are tism’d out 😂😂😂😂
Yeah
The guy definitely made this up but it's such a great question for Theo that I'm glad he did
@@grandfathers that’s exactly what I was thinking, and I’m not mad about it. Dosent Bobby have a little joke about being harassed by an autistic person too?
That adds up baby!
I feel like Theo has never been so prepared in his life to answer a question than this one
He probably listened beforehand. You can see him pausing and playing the audio. Hilarious though
On god
Hard disagree. Theo Vonn is on the frontlines of Autism.
🤣 I just spit my water out.
His name as a child was James 😮
"That adds up baby yeauh"
😂😂😂😂
"Let's listen a little more" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was so dead when I heard that
Why did I connect the dots and agree😂
"The eyes are just the nuts of the face"
-Theo Von 2023
philosophical
@@westonholmes9503 Possibly the greatest of our generation
Deep.
@@kgotravels maybe too deep
Based
Theo is honestly the funniest person I've ever seen. And in all seriousness, it's not fair to think people with autism are innocent angels who can do no wrong because they 'don't know any better'. They're people. And sometimes they do things while knowing it's wrong. Sometimes you need to be strict and give them a punishment they don't enjoy and explain exactly why some things are not allowed or accepted. You gotta be direct about it, and just saying 'stop it' but not doing anything else about it isn't gonna make the problem go away!!
Spot on.
Best thing I have read today, spot on brother
exactly , 100% 💪🏽🙏🏽 can’t be splurging that lil splash hammer in front of everyone
Yep. They constantly hear “stop” . TEACH . And fr see everyone on tiktok needs to see this it’s NOT cute or quirky to have autism. Just because you have preferences on things does not make you autistic. It’s much more than that. And it can be a lot to handle.
If we are being serious here then I want to say: it's a fine line. I completely agree with you but I want to add that it's a case-by-case situation. We really shouldn't make light of situations like this, and yet in some cases it is innocent ignorance (but still needs to be corrected). It's not a black and white "yes or no" deal. You got to learn the facts and look at the situation at hand. The home life is one of the biggest factors here.
I just feel for anyone who has to go through this in any position.
"a lot of people named James... They're tismed out" the way he says it as though it's some sort of well known fact makes it all the more hilarious 😂😂😂
EDIT: thanks for all the likes!!! honestly did not expect to get this many of a random comment such as this!!!!
He is telling the truth
Bruhhhhh i laughed so hard tismed has got to be one of the best terms ive ever heard.
sadly thats my name too so i can confirm he is correct
"You can draw a damn graph of that"...
I know a James.
“Consider narcan, but try prayer first” is the best line 😂😂
Might reverse autistic charged sexual harassment😂😂
Anytime Theo begins a sentence with “you know they say…” people in fact do not say that. 😂
And every time Theo says , " I had a friend once ... " You know it's all bs but you just go along for the ride cus it's so funny 😂
@@snakewad123 nah he definitely had those friends
@@Jerkasaur James doesn’t understand …because he’s a James
@@Jerkasauryeah the one that made him bury his poop 😂
“They say if the devil’s got your nuts he’s got your eyes, cuz the eyes are just the nuts of the face” 2:02
“Go punch somebody in the nuts and look in their eyes.” “The front lines of special-ed.” how he keeps a straight face is beyond me man lol
The front lines had me dying 🤣
Sometimes I think to myself that there’s no way this is off the cuff. How does he have these things just there ready to go? Lmao! I was already laughing before that part and had to pause it when he said it because I just couldn’t.
it is his art. it’s a spectacle to behold lol
Bro I tried to be serious I died 🤣
The eyes are the nuts of the face 😂
“He’s probably in heat” has me dying😂
Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣
Teenage boy. Checks out
"Thats a school baby"
Its been 3 seconds and I'm already laughing my ass off
Onward
This is fake it’s pre recorded 😂
@@chriscash119 it’s a recording that he’s playing and pausing… how is that fake?
@@chriscash119 yea..? they’re voicemails that’s how they work bro😭
@@chriscash119 congratulations, you played yourself
Theo trying not to laugh at the situation is what makes this story so funny
“He’s tuggin on that damn spunk whisker” 😂😂😂😂
It's springtime that fellas in heat 😂😂
Theo is the funniest man on earth. I am so blessed to be breathing the same air and living in the same time period.
Yes!!!😂😂😂
I watch anything with Theo that pops up on my feed. It's always going to be funny.
I love Theo but your glazing a bit too much
@@bradentaylor4256 bro might have the ‘tism for Theo
@@bradentaylor4256 glazing?
"the feeling you have in your nuts is always the feeling you have in your eyes"
Wise words to live by
He always gives the best worst advice
💯
He had a way with words that no other being could ever strive to have
“Hit him with that narcan” 😂😂 had me dying
That'll shut anybody down
I would say a prayer but narcan first
I remember feeling like this guy my first few years in. I’m ten years in now and I see it. Empathy. Empathy is what separates the teachers from the others. If you can’t find empathy. Then perhaps it truly is best to move on to another profession. It doesn’t get easier. It gets harder. But you get stronger if you look past a lot of surface level stuff.
Not only empathy but research as well, you have to fully understand autism and how it may be affecting each individual to be able to work with kids with autism. I'm autistic and I believe that ALL teachers should have a dedicated unit in college/university dedicated to teaching them how to deal with kids on the spectrum. There are more high-functioning kids in regular schools than you think, especially undiagnosed.
Edit: even lower-functioning actually, i was in my school's special Ed program and there were a couple kids who were very, very autistic
uhhh.. repeatedly SAing someone isn’t “surface level.” you’d be singing a completely different tune if the teacher was a woman. “MAN UP bro! it’s just a little kid trying to make you touch his dong!” lol
Yeah, I was diagnosed high functioning around 13. It was the first year they had a class for it and everyone was very different from each other. One guy did karate moves in the corner and was very high energy, while another guys pants were always falling down and he needed mountian dew and Pokémon or he’d throw tantrums. I feel like if I had less self awareness I’d be better off but I’m constantly analyzing how social interactions are going, especially at work. I work with drug addicts and lead a lot of groups and do fine with clients but get very uncomfortable with co-workers.
I totally agree that people would be shocked at how many people are likely autistic, diagnosed or not, all around them. Many people are high functioning and I used to get very upset that low functioning was still the same name because I didn’t want people thinking that’s what I was like. After high school, I learned to not be defined by a diagnosis but grow through having an awareness
Him adding the “Thank you for the call I’m sorry you’re having to deal with some of this” after the Narcan piece had me literally, laughing out loud 😂
"If I had fully documented autism I'd spray on half the town prolly " 😆
“Let’s hear more”
😂😂
The fact he said "half the THINGS" as well 😂
I’ve never laughed so damn hard in my life “ hit him with that narcan brother”
The caller is 100% a God damn troll 😂
clearly inspired by bobby lee's summer camp story
That's what radio DJs do on their show. Get their friends to call in with some bs story for entertainment.
I mean, I don't see how bringing a man's genetics, heritage, lineage, pedigree and fashion sense into this is necessary and helpful or beneficial at all, but 'ey, maybe that shiz iz iz just meepmeep. LmMFaO!
Only Theo can take this seriously and make these hilarious comments at the same time.
😂😂😂😮
He’s probably in heat!🤣🤣🤣🤣
hes gone thru this experience, no better person than theo to consult with
This is literally the best advice I’ve ever heard. ❤
I used to work in special ed as an aide and we had a student with severe autism. He would walk around with an erection all the time in basketball shorts. He was sexually aggressive with everyone. This was a 19 year old male. We explained this to his parents during a parent/teacher conference and they came up with a reasonable solution. Everyday, he would get alone time at home with "Lola". Lola was a pillow that he could take in his room and have his way with it. Problem solved.
Poor lola has seen way too many things👀😳
sounds like a possible Chris Chan situation
That's some dark arts shit fasho
@@jpk9902 this is light stuff compared to chris chan lol
Lola was a pillow with a fleshlight pouch
Theo just throwing out random sentences and not giving him any real advice😂😂😂
As depressing and messed up, as the world is at the moment, it's experiences like this clip that make life joyful.
You're doing Gods work Theo, thank you.
The whole pod was corker
Not all is bad in the world my friend, still a lot more good than evil
i love how theo is understanding, semi-invalidating and making it comedic some how 😭
I started dying when he said “he’ll be helicoptering it” and then Theo just hides his face trying not to laugh 3:02 😭
Yes what do you say to that! Lol I mean he might try calling an actual therapist for effsake! What's the caller expect Theo to say.......gee sounds rough
😂😂I’m so glad someone else picked up on this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 he said I’m afraid
same lol
Honestly the kid shouldn’t be helping in there if he is afraid
As a teacher I was never sexually assaulted more than when I was a young, blonde aide working with special Ed rooms. If kinda just comes with the territory. You have to be tough as hell to have a student chase you around the room with their erect schlong out, and return the next day like nothing happened. Of course they are mostly just acting on impulse, so in that situation your job is to just de-escalate and protect those around you. The scary stuff is if they’re twice your size already at 16 years old, and start to grab your wrist and swing you around as if you’re a toy or something. All this making $10.20/hour, lol.
I need help.. this got me going 😂😂
@@kiloDelta-wo6gm I forgot I even made this comment, but it’s true lol. That wasn’t a job for the faint of heart
Bruh. You can make that at KFC, and the chicken won’t even try to penetrate you 😅
DNA leap year......🤣🤣🤣🤣 If only we could get a cartoon of what Theo thinks about for a day....
Get him a bust poster in the corner
"The eyes are the nuts of the face" will be one of those timeless quotes that our childrens childrens children will look back and truly reflect.
“tismed out” 🤦♀️ Lawd Theo. 😆
“We thought it was a booger collection but it was other people’s pictures that he took from under a stairwell” 😂
I was in special Ed baby! 😆 Theo is funny without trying
Shout out to this kid calling Theo for help 😂 came to the right place
Desperate times call for desperate measures😂
I think he’s trying not to lose it at 3:05 lol my god Theo kills me… “that adds up baby yuh” 😂🤣😂🤣
I was thinking of naming my son James but now I’ve got rethink everything
Name him Nick
dont predispose him to the tisms
😂 I love the name don’t worry about Theo man lmao
Such a boring name.
Name him Theo
Bro your too funny you make every topic funny but with a slight respect to what you speak on salute 🫡
"If I had fully documented autism, I'd spray on half the things in town prolly" Good night everybody! ✌️😂
If the devils got your nuts he's got your eyes 🤣 wtf 😅
Why does it make sense tho hahahha
lmaoooo..theo gonna go down as one of the greats...a refined mitch hedburg from the south tho
This had me crying. Funniest part
Matthew 6 22-23 The eye is the lamp of the body
Theo's new age prophet.
Theo you the man. Love how you word things. Keep it going. 💯
"burp that little nut wand"
Genius.
As an ex opiate addict I died when you said “ he’s yanking it just hit him with that damn narcan baby” 😂 you’re a fool
Please make sure the school nurse and principals and other teachers know as well as his parents.
“stop it James isn’t gonna help… you’re not a damn crossing guard brother”😂😂😂😂😂
1:05 A lot of people named James are Tism’d out😂😭
I work with kids with autism for about 6 years now and honestly Theo check on that man cus it’s a job only a few could handle and it costs us or sanity and wellness sometimes but it’s with a big heart you know
'Tizummed Out'- Classic 🤣
4:03. Those hand movements lol
“That’s that DNA leap year if u got autism” ☠️
As someone working at psych wards this was decently relateable 🤣
😂😂”he’s in heat man”
Theo is hilarious 😂
He should be a comedian
@@Jerkasaur for sure🤣🤣
Tuggin on that lil spunk whisker 😂
Watching this while eating breakfast was not a good idea. Laughing soooo hard🤣😂
I can’t with long pauses 😂😂
Theo Von just cracks me up with his absurd craziness. Damn Genius. Go punch somebody in the nuts and then look in their eyes😂 It’s Spring Baby !
Being punched in the nuts and then receiving direct eye contact sounds horrifying
I love the that the caller was in complete silence at that point😂
The call is prerecorded, if you look he's pausing and playing every time he wants to speak or wants the guy to continue. His hand is just hidden by the laptop angle.
It's spring baby, it's almost spring.... it's about to be spring in a few months 😂😂😂
"He s in heat brother, it's spring time" 😂😂😂😭
"It's Spring baby, it's almost Spring, it's gonna be Spring in a few months."
I was listening to this silently up until “ your not a damn crossing guard brother “ then I lost it 🤣
You know what they say. If the devil has your nuts, he's got your eyes.
What advice was this man honestly thinking he'd receive from theo?! 🤣 🤣
Probably embarrassed him and who does he talk to ab it? His parents in banking? Takes a certain person.
@Klaire I would start by talking to the parents of this particular student, and the rest of the faculty members 👍 Im glad he called theo though, this was a pretty entertaining clip lol
@@BootleG5 well of course but I’d imagine he’s not alone taking care of so many people? Idk sometimes you just need to talk to Theo 😂
It's a recording, you can see it clearly around 6:00
He stop the recording, you can also hear the sound cut.
"Sometimes you just... I feeell... you ever been just been so just... you wanna spray on something" I'm dead 💀💀💀
How does Theo get into these brain spaces? His unique outlook is special.
Bro I wish I was friends with this dude, he is seriously one of the funniest people on this planet.
"Hit him w some narcan that'll shut anyone down let the lord sort him out" I fukn can't I'm dying here omg wtf!
That's that DNA leap year homie 😂 this doooood is priceless
I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard this.
I could not stop laughing😂😂😂
I lost it when he said he may be in heat. I could not keep it together.
The caller made it way more uncomfortable than it needed to be. Stop it James.
"The eyes are the nuts of the face" - Well okay then .
Splurging your splash hammer WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
Spunk whisker and nut wand are now my two favorite phrases
Edit: don’t forget splash hammer
"that's that DNA leap year homie" 😭😭😭
Bro everything he says is golden I can't even quote them all
LOL why Theo look coked out through this. That jaw going crazy.
I know.. we all need to comment about this so he sees it and kows we are worried... we need Theo Von in the world and I do't want to lose him over cyyyooocccyyaannneee
“The eyes are just the nuts of the face” 😂🤣😭
I like how the dude is being serious and Theo is just taking a piss out of it 😂
he not even trying to be funny either lmao, he is genuinely tryna help😂
Go punch someone in their nuts and look them in the eyes 😂😂😂 Theo love you, never stop
‘It’s almost spring…they might be off a couple months…that’s that DNA leap year” ‘ get him a bust post” holy hell😂😂
I didn't know how much I needed a clip like this in my life till today.
It’s good to hear Walt jr. Has found his way into social work!
Their tizzemmmmdddd out 😂 James are evil 😂
Reminds me of Theo being the dad and the teachers called him in to discuss he’s son 😂
Eyes are the nuts of the face … finished me 😂
This shit cracked me up gang gang
My god. I hate my life, miserable, lonely life, but god damn! Theo makes me forget about the world, for just a minute, and everything's good in that minute!
Theo attracts the best weird audience 😂
“The eyes are the nuts of the face”🤣😂 I think I just died😭
“Burb that little nut wand” is crazy
This is possibly the best Dear Theo I’ve ever heard. 😂😂😂
Theo makes one hell of an agony aunt 😂
"burp that little nut wand" lmfao this guy
“Hit him with some NARCAn baby”.
this might be the best Theo clip ever
Theo von is a Comic Genius🎉!😂