With love, a fellow white named Matt bro, you saying "be having" sounds...uhh...you definitely don't sound stupid as shit. Carry on big Pimpin. You be awesome af
@@darianzielinsky96 well it's pretty common. I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with waiting. I've not kissed anyone yet and I'm in my twenties. Lol 😂 I'd say I'm doing alright. Patience is a virtue!
@@darianzielinsky96I have spent two and a half decades imagine my plight was fat as fuck so there was no chance now I dropped 160 pounds hopefully soon with the deed 🤞🏻
envisioning the scene, i got redhead too. i wonder why that is. maybe cause he said how she was so forward and made the move on him? redheads got that kinky aggressiveness i guess
Lol seeing his primal fire ignite from this. It's all over now. Bye bye eagle scout his quest of getting laid is on now and its over over when he does. Riley was dying to tell his story. I bet his heart skips when he thinks about that girl. Lol
@@therover4141 oh to be young again hahaha im jealous honestly. cuz theo was right.... its literally all down hill from here to a broken and jaded heart lmao...... or is that just me? haha
Cause he was remembering that magical feeling from your first shit like that. You don't get those times back especially once he gets bit a few times by girls.
Riley's first emotional response comes after kissing a girl.... you know when he bangs hes going to come on the show with sunglasses, hair slicked back, cigar, swearing like a sailor.
At least Riley doesn't have a stand up special that's filled with lies and very topical throw away jokes. It hurt so badly to see Shlobb put the OJ "hello twitter world" joke in his special.
I never thought that men would get into so much detail and excitement about first kisses.... Thought it was more a girl thing like when you’re 14-15 and you talk about boys with your girlfriends 👯♀️ and you tell them every little thing.... So cute to see Theo and Riley doing that! Now I know guys talk like that with other guys too
Dudes spend a lot of time figuring out how they make their move. When a plan comes together, my experience is that guys share those stories. The thing most guys don't say is stuff like "I felt warm all over," or any of that internal sentimental stuff. That seems more fitting to teen girls.
Its really special when somone innocent of Riley's age gets a first kiss.. Its something unique and so good to see. I respect it. Once you get with a certain amount of girls those moments become less and less special.. Its good to see a nice guy take a W. Hopefully she dont break this kids heart.
Riley is finally getting used to being on camera getting rid of that awkward shyness and starting to open up and it’s great content!!!! I’m glad You stuck it out with Him Theo
I love Theo. I honestly couldn't stand him about a year ago just because I hadn't been so exposed to him. The fact he's so into this guys first kiss story is just awesome. Theo's the man.
Riley and Theo are like the combination of someone you’d never think of a Batman and Robin but the chemistry is oddly alluring and hilarious at the same time
I love that Theo just chose a guy to manage the technology and he happened to be the best guest on the show. Never masturbated, just had his first kiss, and it all gets captured on this podcast
I love this shit man. Haha. Theo would be great to hang out with. He’s just hearing the story and being his hype man! This guys first kiss and Theo is hyped up and making dude feel great about it haha. Just love it man.
These dudes really be having conversations together in the same room without looking at each other
Its called social distancing
@@xanderdean02able no that guy is using a mac to sheild his cringe from theo
With love, a fellow white named Matt bro, you saying "be having" sounds...uhh...you definitely don't sound stupid as shit. Carry on big Pimpin. You be awesome af
@Javontay Stanford a white dude saying "be having" ? Sure. You're doing the best. Btw, Javontay is not a real name
@Javontay Stanford your sister probably be named L ' a (pronounced Ladasha) ?
Theo is the sweetest and genuinely respectful. He’d make a fantastic Dad.
Totally agree. Young Riley can get so much wisdom from Theo.
Shoot your shot girl lol
Seems like you're... overy acting
@@JSp8 hahaha
I was just thinking that uncle Theo lol
Riley is noticeably less serial killer awkward now that he’s kissed a lady.
That's so messed up haha.
@@AdrianaBarron1 whats messed up is spending 2 decades on gods green earth without kissing anyone besides your mom 🤣😭
@@darianzielinsky96 well it's pretty common. I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with waiting. I've not kissed anyone yet and I'm in my twenties. Lol 😂 I'd say I'm doing alright. Patience is a virtue!
@@darianzielinsky96I have spent two and a half decades imagine my plight was fat as fuck so there was no chance now I dropped 160 pounds hopefully soon with the deed 🤞🏻
@@darianzielinsky96 Nothing wrong with it, fella. Some just don't have that sexual dawg in them as much.
This was such an intimate moment between father and son
😂😅🤣
this comment underrated lol should be top 3
Twas indeed.
Riley's friend has been inducted to the bro code hall of fame
Def got that assist
His friend had the ball, saw Riley had a shot, and gave him the rock. Riley handled it all from there.
@@Therileyrileyriley sounds like the girl handled it all lol
Damn Theo calling ginger is some dark arts.
He could hear it from context clues, his listening is impressive
He still that piece firing rn amen
envisioning the scene, i got redhead too. i wonder why that is. maybe cause he said how she was so forward and made the move on him? redheads got that kinky aggressiveness i guess
That was the funniest thing 😂
He’s in touch with his intuition
I love how alcohol, explosives and drugs came before romance 😂😂
Explosives ?? 🤣
@@darianzielinsky96 fireworks lol
You can tell Theo's proud of and excited for his new friend. Props to Riley for being brave enough to discuss on air.
Theo's gonna introduce him to them dark arts.
“And uh was she a red head?” Lmao 😂 “i felt it” bro he’s always assuming and getting it right. Freaken wizard
It's those dark arts
It's those dark arts
bro theo has some secret powers I swear
lmao! this had me dying!!!
it's Theo bro! He got the Louisiana craw-daddy dark arts on locked😂
I love how Theo actually listens, rather than waiting to speak. And he genuinely seems to take interest in what the other person has to say.
I love how happy Theo gets for other people.
me too 🥺
I think Riley’s breaking out of his shell
lol
Unfortunately all good things must come to an end. 😔
I think only because he got a kiss, fired it off
hes gunna start hooking up with nikki glaser
The unbustable Riley Mau, praise god
That monitor being massive and directly in the way is hilarious.
RILEY MAO BABYYYYYYY
This is one of the purest things I’ve seen. 💯
99%
Lol seeing his primal fire ignite from this. It's all over now. Bye bye eagle scout his quest of getting laid is on now and its over over when he does. Riley was dying to tell his story. I bet his heart skips when he thinks about that girl. Lol
@@therover4141 oh to be young again hahaha im jealous honestly. cuz theo was right.... its literally all down hill from here to a broken and jaded heart lmao...... or is that just me? haha
@@redgatorgamingnetwork lol same but this shit was wholesome to hear
Riley must be protected at all costs.
LMAO
won't like to keep at 333
No. Corrupt him.
@@rexross5189 😈😈😈
Must protect! Must!
Theo gotta keep Riley bro...
Rileymao and Theo interacting is the funniest shit ever
Why is Riley so innocent? Is he a kid or religious maybe?
@@mirzaghalib8659 he’s a Christian but I think he’s got some dark arts in him
@@nathank6468 Riley Mao has for sure done some shit nobody knows about
Keep him.
Mold him.
Pet him.
Riley's wholesomeness compared to Theo's horniness make this so great 😂
i think it’s creepy
@@dietlamp you’re a 🤡
Faaak man I spew my coffee
@@dietlamp touch some grass
The only way Theo knew her hair colour is because he hired her to give Riley his first kiss
Lol the plot thickens
😭😭
just like True Romance.
No sounds like a red head girl
Red heads always make the first move
Man Riley was sooo excited to tell Theo. Love that.
First time Riley smiles, im really happy for you bro!
“Doing fireworks or something” 🤣🤣
This had me dying 😂😂
Anyone else distinctly remember their first illegal fireworks with friends in school?
@@-whackd 🤣
This had me in bits! 😂
Underated line.
This scene got my heart. You get in and out of relationships but hearing about a first kiss reminded me of mine, good vibes 🤓
💕
word.
What was his name?
@@AndrewD624 His name was Andrew 😂😂
@@fernandosalazar1011 Haha thats cute! Was he gentle?
Theo's face cracks me up
I'm looking at that too haha
Cause he was remembering that magical feeling from your first shit like that. You don't get those times back especially once he gets bit a few times by girls.
Ikr he's like excited but thinking deep into it 😂 it's so sweet tho
@@anna.318 yes! Like his big bro! Cheering him on...remembering and reminiscing....and the respect Riley has for Theo. Trust.
Theo is the cool uncle that always hypes you up and is genuinely happy when you share good news
Riley's first emotional response comes after kissing a girl.... you know when he bangs hes going to come on the show with sunglasses, hair slicked back, cigar, swearing like a sailor.
😂😄
@tookie36 comment aged beautifully
You fucking called it
You are right. He now has facial hair, wears a lot of silver jewellery and sunglasses
I love how interested Theo is when I can’t even imagine the girls stories he has heard from LA
This is the most sweet story. We need more people like Riley.
Do we really thoughhhhhhhh
He’s so dry
no we dont lmao
Innocence is beautiful
Riley's buddy is a true homie. Theo's reaction was so genuine too. Right on dude!
This is a magical conversation- also Theo calling himself a Tramp is hilarious 😆
I could get trampy w Theo. 😻
Riley showing Theo how the girl held his hand is hysterical and wholesome at the same time.
Theo : she a redhead?
Riley : how’d u know?
Theo : aahh just felt it
😂😅
So innocent Riley 😢😂 so uncorrupted and pure.
is the mac completely blocking them from seeing eachother lmao
Ha, yeah.
😂😂😂
I don’t understand why it’s set up like that lol
Think theo got him the biggest monitor possible so he cant have his laptop closed
It’s hilarious and I hope it was intentional
The way Theo looked at his hands locked together...you could tell he ain’t been holding any female hands in a loooong time 😂😂
Awww 😢
Omg Theo is so attractive tho ❤️
he looked at em for quite some time lmao
This was adorable! I was beaming with pride of Riley! Never heard him talk so much or animatedly. 😂
Yoo Theo’s interactions with this kid might be the funniest thing on the Internet, sooner or later all of these videos are going to be mega viral
That guy is precious
Gotta keep Riley great kid
Such a beautiful story. Theo and Riley are that the duo we didn't know we needed. We are watching riley grow up right in front of us.
The last bit is great" it's all downhill from here or up hill you known there's adultery."
I’m convinced
. Theo can make anybody funny. First Brendan shhhhlobbbb now Riley mao haha
underrated comment
At least Riley doesn't have a stand up special that's filled with lies and very topical throw away jokes.
It hurt so badly to see Shlobb put the OJ "hello twitter world" joke in his special.
I’m so happy to hear that Riley is actually doing normal shit
I never thought that men would get into so much detail and excitement about first kisses.... Thought it was more a girl thing like when you’re 14-15 and you talk about boys with your girlfriends 👯♀️ and you tell them every little thing.... So cute to see Theo and Riley doing that! Now I know guys talk like that with other guys too
Nah this is highly unusual haha
@@landonwesterman2039 not really
Dudes spend a lot of time figuring out how they make their move. When a plan comes together, my experience is that guys share those stories.
The thing most guys don't say is stuff like "I felt warm all over," or any of that internal sentimental stuff. That seems more fitting to teen girls.
I like how Riley made sure to say, “we hung out (at night)” lol
when theo clasps his own hands together and looks at them ... absolutely the most adorable thing in the world
This is the most Riley has ever spoken. Usually its 3 words at a time and no follow up. And this is like… a whole fucking story! ❤
Why Am I only one of the few people who really enjoy Riley Mau. Theo always has a funny reaction from so much of the stuff he says.
Gang.
Not just you. What I love is when Theo makes those looooong pauses after Riley says nothing.... that’s so funny to see
@@celestech2559 yesss and then says “well,... there ya have it folks😐😐” 🤣
Bc Riley is super awkward I guess
Ive been dieing to see this, riley mao rounding first base!
“Was she a red head”
“Maybe.. how’d you know”
“I just felt it man, I just felt it”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Red heads are huge thots bro
@@FGKing-gc3xn facts fam
@@FGKing-gc3xn crazy in bed too
@@FGKing-gc3xn queen firecrotch
So much more respect for Theo after seeing this. He's a good dude and this seals that deal
Love how Theo is like a proud papa when he finds out Riley had his first kiss ! Big smile on the face of both dudes ! Love it
Riley has no shame coming out as it his first kiss at such an lengthy age.
Bro I didn’t have mine until I was 20 which was conveniently last year lol, no shame tho. I’m no hoe and I never felt like I couldn’t get a girl
No age is too late! Nothing to be embarrassed about
I love that !
Ya hahah
Better late than never bro
Its really special when somone innocent of Riley's age gets a first kiss.. Its something unique and so good to see. I respect it. Once you get with a certain amount of girls those moments become less and less special.. Its good to see a nice guy take a W. Hopefully she dont break this kids heart.
This duo is god-sent. Need more of this.
So innocent. I wish we had more stories like this in our society tbh.
Lmao how’d Theo just guess the hair color 😂😂wtf
He just felt it, man
She took the lead
Been stalking his insta
Psychic 😳
@Oisin there’s a whole lot more than that
Riley is finally getting used to being on camera getting rid of that awkward shyness and starting to open up and it’s great content!!!! I’m glad You stuck it out with Him Theo
I love Theo. I honestly couldn't stand him about a year ago just because I hadn't been so exposed to him. The fact he's so into this guys first kiss story is just awesome. Theo's the man.
Aww, what a sweetheart. First kiss brought him a bit more confidence, had a lot more to say.🥰
This is so so wholesome. Theo’s “really!?” after he said it was a weekend with lots of firsts.
Riley is a solid dude, Theo needs this dynamic duo to flourish!
Riley and Theo are like the combination of someone you’d never think of a Batman and Robin but the chemistry is oddly alluring and hilarious at the same time
Young Ryulay turning into a confident dude right before our eyes. Salute
Theo's a great listener
this was so wholesome, so glad for my boy Riley.
I love how Theo pumps this kid up he needs it too I can hear him smiling
"It was a nice snuggle, so I l know for a fact it was real."
my guy riley, lil bit of cooch and suddenly homies laughing and smiling 🤣🤣🤣
Theo is clearly loving this 😂
Funny to think Theo isn’t a dad yet! This is an awesome genuine conversation between a father and a son!!!
This is Wholesome af
This is so pure
The way Theo clasps his hands and looks at them 😂
I love how into it theo is😂😂 theo is the shit man
Let's go Riley Mao making moves babyy
LEGGO RILEYEEEY WHOOOW
Riley Maui just kissed and told 🤣🤣🤣
"I just felt it" lmfaoo Theo you a legend 💯 🐐
I was pumped when i heard this. I see some Riley haters but im a big fan of Riley Mau!
theo: was she a redhead?
riley: 👁👄👁
Today is a tough day for me but hearing Riley may get interrogated by Theo really help heal the wound appreciate you guys GANG GANG
6:22
Riley slipped in that ‘you have mail’
I love it
Theo's never gonna figure Riley out. he's always two steps ahead of him 😂🤣
one kiss has riley talking like a normal person 😂😂
Theo is the ultimate hype man
Look how more social Riley is aswell good to see
I didn’t know Riley knew how to answer questions with more than a yes or no 😂
The cord management in that room keeps me up at night
Theo looking up into.the sky like a big brother imagining the scene of his little bros first kiss
Riley is getting better and better, mad props for keeping to it
Faith in humanity restored, watching this made me realise those little things in life that make this crazy world a great place. Gang riley mau!
So pure
I love that Theo just chose a guy to manage the technology and he happened to be the best guest on the show. Never masturbated, just had his first kiss, and it all gets captured on this podcast
I used to like him but can’t stand him now. Adds no emotion and the masturbation thing is complete bollocks.
Dude I love Riley he’s so genuine and pure
Riley for President. Maybe he is the unifying person this nation needs.
"What's your opinion on the Afghanistan military pullout Mr. Mau?" "Um...no opinion really."
I love this shit man. Haha. Theo would be great to hang out with. He’s just hearing the story and being his hype man! This guys first kiss and Theo is hyped up and making dude feel great about it haha. Just love it man.
Theo: "Is she a red head?"
Riley: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Theo: "I just felt it."
:D