He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277
He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.
@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is: 1. A man after Gods own heart 2. Lives a pure lifestyle 3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife 4. Is composed and articulate Sounds like an alpha
Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"
Gotta watch the quiet ones, riley might seem a pushover but he went on to shed blood in the chair battle. Love his appearances every time riley is the man
@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡
Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro
Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂
*Riley talking about having a horrible time* Theo: “Hurry it up” 😂😂
Lol love theo but he can be a dick.. especially to riley
@@jordanwilson8277nah i think he just realized he was pandering on the story and doesn't exactly have the best way with words as you can tell
Took him 3:50 to turn lololol
@@jordanwilson8277 He’s done with him after that story. It was beyond pitiful. God bless that boy 😂
He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277
riley coming out of his shell, he spoke a couple full sentences today
He's a changed man
Amazing to see.
2nd kiss will do it
and Theo is like "Hurry it up" xD
few more years and he might go for a full paragraph.
I love how Riley just sits there straight face when Theo is spitting some wild lines 😂
I know bro 😂😂 If I was Riley I would be dying laughing when Theo said he’s going to make an aquarium
I’m saying! I don’t know how he does it lol
He’s definitely got abit of the tism
Did he say burp that sweat whistle 😭
Riley is a gentlemen and an alpha male for Christ.
Respect
He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.
He’s not an alpha at all 😂
@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is:
1. A man after Gods own heart
2. Lives a pure lifestyle
3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife
4. Is composed and articulate
Sounds like an alpha
@@GartB that’s not what alpha means at all 😂
@@Gary_Winthorpe Then you explain what it is
“You’ve still never burped that sweat whistle have you daddy?”
“I have not” completely deadpan
Only Theo 😂
theo could have said literally any phrase and riley would have (correctly) assumed he was referring to sex
Masturbating not sex@@coffeeandtrance
He’s talking bout busting a nut lol Riley never even ejaculated before bro 😂😂
sweat whistle lol
Jesus lol
If shes willing to switch things up that fast, she doesn’t belong in your life. Dodged a bullet without even knowing it.
Hes looking for a wife, shes looking for a fuck. She just wants to have fun, not that serious bruv
Yeah she’s a modern woman. They have no ethics integrity or true morality it’s all selfish agenda and warped gender and woke ideology.
I’m more shocked when a hear of women not doing that and just being normal.
most women wouldn't do that. She's clearly a cunt@@ComeAlongKay
Not at all. She dodged him. Dude is a weak passive beta-male. No woman wants that
The Riley mau sexcapade updates are always the best segment.
"Let me just slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic" 🤣
😅😅😅😅😅
I lol’d at that part
Lmfao killed me
Riley is the man love how honest he is
dude taking the seat back is a pure power move. alpha riley
Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"
Gotta watch the quiet ones, riley might seem a pushover but he went on to shed blood in the chair battle. Love his appearances every time riley is the man
We need a Theo & Riley buddy cop / roadtrip movie 🤣
Directed by Louis C.K.
And Tim Dillon is the sergeant or bus driver
With Bobby Lee as a gay hitchhiker they pick up.
@@ragnarlothbrok938With Bobby Lee and Neil Patrick Harris looking for white Castle after Riley hooks up 🤣
Riley seems like he's gotten more comfortable in general. Character Development
thats benefit number 34 of NoFap
Because of Theo
how does riley not laugh, it’s like theo lobotomized his capability to laugh
He has to hate theos humor to manage to not laugh at his shit ever
I think he’s acoustic
Bc he’s boring af, that’s why he got his seat taken.
@@kyle896 we all disagree w u bub
This is Theos apprentice He's training to be as funny as Theo one day
Theo is so pumped for Riley 😂😂
Lol living vicariously thru him cause hes too busy bangin his head in his honda and he got blockers on his phone lol
“More darker”…. 😭You can say black Riley, it’s okay
I thought the exact same thing 🤣
Is it ok tho
I had a perfect feeling that was what he was about to say 😭 buddy got robbed by one of them brothas
@@BigKO89one of those urban guys
It, sadly, absolutely isn't. Not in a podcast that's gonna be heard by Lord-knows-how-many-people. My man dodged a bullet anyway. Gang.
When Theo puts on the Ray Charles glasses, you know it's gonna be great 😂
This felt like Theo was on a strong micro dose of mushrooms… he was dropping so many gems.
strong micro dose is an oxymoron
He was peak level flow state
@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡
I think it might've been his favorite strain of weed
Nerd!@@HeartlessWon506
Didn’t think Riley would last this long tbh
He's unjackable.
@@wronggg unfuckwithable
The autism is strong with this one
@@fsttag1 hahaha
@@wronggg😂😂😂😂😂
“MY GOD” “I can rent you out to a couple holly wood executives rnnn” 😂😂😂
As bobby lee would say.." outta pocket" lol
Getting dark in here 😂😂😂
“Did you uhhh burp that sweat whistle yet daddy?” Funniest shit ever
Theo saying hurry it up was funny af 😂😂😂
After stopping him every 3 words and going in tangents lmao I was Ctfu
This is better than any written comedy could be 😂
love how empathetic and interested theo is in Riley Mau's experience
Riley is a champion 🏆
I almost clapped when he said Maple Seaman… Theo’s word play is awesome
"I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood execs right now” lol 5:22
This was gold😂 and Riley you have some balls man! And the beard looks good on you!
Yes balls, filled more than any balls on this planet
Riley Mau is Theo’s Jordan Schlansky. Perfect comedic relationship
Great observation
“At least 17 of that has to be pure, Grade A Maple semen” 😭
Fucking Theo lmao!
This cleansed my soul baby gang gang
I’ll second this
“Burp that little diving board in the back of a Limousine” ⚰️
Screaming at this 😂
Lesson learned brotha. Do NOT get up on the bathroom if the wolves are circling the wagon.
"she came down to me"... Theo "ahhh a feminist"..!!! ROFL
I laughed so hard
thats not the line
5:30 i love how he’s just looking around the room like theos not saying the most insane shit about him being an executives nut dispenser 😂😂
More darker 😂
We need more Riley Mau
Theo is a fire hypeman ngl
That sweat whistle 😂😂😂
Aquariummmmm
Uncle Theo is a such a hypeman for young Riley
The unbustable
Hahaha unsinkable Molly Brown, unbustable Riley Mao
This is my favorite bit ever and it’s not even a bit 😂😂😂
How is Theo supporting and roasting at the same time 😂
the arc of riley mau is better than most movies these days
It would be a awesome Teen drama The adventures of Riley Mau😂
I feel like when Riley mau finally bust the fucking worlds gonna end
Riley’s blank stare at Theo just going off is great.
Damn that Honda civic line hurt my heart lmao 🤣
Riley has king energy.
Yep, strong Christian morals. He seems like he has a great future.
Yea, western women call it boring, they would prefer a drug dealer who has no respect for them.
Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro
”Did you play any music on your phone?” Hahaha Theo I love you
Theo trying to get the details on the 2nd kiss..lmao..killing me!
😭”you blasted that corn stock yet?” something a louisiana dad would ask
"Burped that sweat whistle "
Stalk*
@@kieran5302 thank u bro
Damn! A current Riley Mau clip.
Ya’ll are the greatest comedy duo since Hope and Crosby.
“Burped that sweat whistle” is hilarious 😂
“Let me just go back and slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic…that’s how much I’m worth” lmao I’ve had those moments too.
Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂
My food was about to come out my nose when Theo said “I dunno if I believe that.” After Riley said his weight
My favorite part of this whole thing 😂😂😂😂
Treasure chest of one liners from Theo here 😂
Theo always asks the best follow up questions 😭😭
Give me that Korean Kim-chi, Ninja style 🥷 🤣🤷🏻♀️👏🏻🌎😂
„MOUTHCOCK“ - Theo Von, 2024
Love Riley & wish him the best 🎉
Theo knows a thing or two about stolen dates
"Burped that sweat whistle" 😂
"burped that sweat whistle" 😂😂😂
The "oh god" at 8:39 just completely killed me🤣
Theo smacked the mic away so upset🤣
I had every reaction Theo did listening to it lol
Riley - “ no actually she came down to me a little bit” Theo- “hell ya feminism!” 😂
Theo really loves torturing himself. The only time he visably gets frustrated is talking to Riley lmao
at least 17 of that is pure grade a maple
This was so fucking funny. Love these pods so much
For all the victories, there are still, many lost battles.
2:58 we have a fuckin beetle joining the party on Riley’s mic
How... how did you spot that lmfao
Left side of mic stand for anyone else
Mad respect for seeing that 👊🏼
Damn bruh
💀💀💀
The continuing saga of the 808 dewd 🤙
Thank you for making us cry 😭 Theo Von 😂🤷🏻♀️👍👏🏻🌎
Aw, Riley is adorable ❤
NEED MORE RILEY AND THEO
😅😅 blast that cornstock 😂 i jus spit out my drink damn u Theo
Theo needs to be there on Rileys date giving a play by play commentary.
I truly believe in destiny, we are meant to meet certain people in life, because theo and riley are such polar opposites yet they are perfect together
Undynamic duo some would say lol you right
Theo is on another level with them one liners
4:01 as Riley processes what happened 😮 man i feel for you bro
my favorite on going story, really looking forward to when riley finally blasts that corn stalk
If Howard Stern’s son smoked glue… daily.
Burp that little diving board 😂😂😂
riley so honest and just a true legend
Idk how Riley doesnt laugh when Theo says all these lines. I would be bursting with laughter!! 😂 😂
I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood executive right now LMAOOO
“Loiter in the distance angry for a while” 😭😭😭
8:37 Theo hitting the mic and saying oh god made it all that much funnier lol
"So ya still have never burped that sweat whistle have ya daddy?"
Its like out of context he makes no sense but in context its the most creative metaphors you've ever heard lol
This clip really got me 😂😂😂 Thanks boys
Penguin vibe 😂😂😅
7:10
Riley : Actually she came down to me
Theo : *nods* Fuck yeah son, FEMINISM
Congrats to theos sister for getting her final nurse GED
I noticed a Jon Krakauer book on the shelf. At around 4:30 it disappeared. After that I could listen to the rest of the interview.
What happened to the book??
Good spot
I respect Riley Mau, it's such a pleasure to see him develop
This was a much needed update for me
Riley is a role model 👑
I love this story of riley