Eddie Izzard on Latin

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2011
  • Eddie Izzard at Madison Square Garden talking about the silliness of the Latin language.
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  • @rhysnelson6077
    @rhysnelson6077 7 лет назад +850

    i love how the subtitles gave up lol

    • @coleyamos
      @coleyamos 4 года назад +3

      Rhys Nelson I want to like this comment, but I show respect to the 420 🤏🏻😑🤏🏻

    • @TheOriginalLooney
      @TheOriginalLooney 4 года назад +1

      @@coleyamos 15 people didn't show the same respect that you did

    • @jennylord9911
      @jennylord9911 4 года назад

      Fry

  • @Smurfaliscous
    @Smurfaliscous 9 лет назад +2318

    The amount of German in his "gibberish" is hysterical

    • @patrickdowney2778
      @patrickdowney2778 9 лет назад +149

      +Brian Ford Hannibal arriveratus, mein Herr. Mitt soldatis.

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 лет назад +108

      "I'd rather decline two beers than on German adjective." - Mark Twain

    • @Zsnakeistaken
      @Zsnakeistaken 6 лет назад +56

      the bits of German make me laugh the most. "UND!"

    • @umutemrealp4873
      @umutemrealp4873 5 лет назад +30

      Also some french

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 5 лет назад +2

      @ifyouwantbochin Fair

  • @ronansensei4
    @ronansensei4 9 лет назад +214

    "It is masculine, feminine or neuter, the apple?"
    "It's a fucking apple! Stop fucking around!"

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 8 лет назад

      Fuck you

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 лет назад

      A lot of languages don't have grammatical gender. Though, English does still have the vestigial he/she/it distinction, for some reason, which makes the SJWs want to add more personal pronouns. Ugh!

    • @woopert7
      @woopert7 7 лет назад +2

      ghenulo You can't just 'add' pronouns. Languages develop organically, not by political agendas.

    • @finncullen
      @finncullen Месяц назад

      Surprised Graham Linehan hasn't popped up in the comments to start screeching about that line.

  • @danielschneider5804
    @danielschneider5804 7 лет назад +1621

    It's such a refreshing change that Eddie just assumes his audience is smart enough and quick enough to pick up on the word plays and little jokes he puts into everything and doesn't feel the need to explain them.

    • @flukislucas
      @flukislucas 5 лет назад +47

      I hated conjugating during Latin Class... this was AMAZING

    • @kshandra5150
      @kshandra5150 5 лет назад +76

      His true genius is that you can still follow along, even if you don't have a clue. My husband and I saw him on the Force Majeure tour, where he told an entire joke in German - in San Francisco, which I assure you doesn't have THAT many speakers auf Deutsch - and we were all laughing our fool heads off at it.

    • @customcartoons
      @customcartoons 5 лет назад +8

      Yes. Exactly.

    • @agodinho64
      @agodinho64 5 лет назад +27

      Humor for inteligent people, that pay attention!

    • @willkoestner242
      @willkoestner242 5 лет назад +4

      @@customcartoons Agreed. I've always wanted to enjoy Eddie, and I really think I'm coming around lately. I've always thought highly of him as an entertainer, a guy; it's been hard to navigate around his default combination of material and lack of faith in his audience. It's taken a great deal of time for me to understand he's not exactly as pretentious as he seems at first glance. I think his humor is kinda simple, and he tries a bit too hard not to be misunderstood. It's an easy thing to get used to when you want people to hear what ya say

  • @BellaBlue
    @BellaBlue 4 года назад +112

    As a person who is/has been studying Latin for three-ish years now, this skit is both entirely accurate, and also an accurate portrayal of my feelings on the subject. It's silly, but I love it.

  • @efabrigmail
    @efabrigmail 12 лет назад +516

    That's why John Cleese called him the "Lost Python"

    • @jennyhughes4474
      @jennyhughes4474 4 года назад +18

      I think he outshines the pythons (which I loved when I was young & went with my brother to see their movie when it came out): he moved comedy along. Brilliant man!

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 3 года назад +16

      Well, he does like dressing up like women...
      He could've replaced Terry Jones.

    • @PrincessPeriodFart
      @PrincessPeriodFart 3 года назад +16

      @@sergarlantyrell7847 But does he like to hang around in bars?

    • @kathyeubanks5524
      @kathyeubanks5524 3 года назад

      @@PrincessPeriodFart 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 года назад +4

      @@jennyhughes4474 love him, love them :D
      afaik he learnt a lot from them; standing on the shoulders of giants ^^

  • @morpheos111
    @morpheos111 10 лет назад +476

    I love that there is a comedian who, not only is very funny, but takes the time to write about language intelligently. The time and dedication it takes to hone the material to not only be funny, but funny to so many diverse audiences.

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 лет назад +8

      morpheos111 It's a shame that the subtitles kind of butcher it. Whoever wrote them is clearly illiterate, and doesn't know that German or French exist.

    • @ZenFox0
      @ZenFox0 6 лет назад +13

      morpheos111 Eddie Izzard is certainly one of the most erudite comedians I've seen since Monty Python, and with great physical comedy and slapstick to boot.

    • @jamesvanderhoorn1117
      @jamesvanderhoorn1117 6 лет назад

      Intelligently? Maybe. Still, parroting the notion that English 'has taken off' as a world language because of its simplicity is not very smart.

    • @blackmore4
      @blackmore4 5 лет назад

      Odd how the word "diverse" often leads to trouble these days.

    • @heatherwillis-kershner1973
      @heatherwillis-kershner1973 4 года назад +1

      Vivamus Izzard deus hominibus

  • @tinnitusthenight5545
    @tinnitusthenight5545 5 лет назад +82

    The one language you can just brutally ridicule without ever even offending anyone, that's kinda brilliant in itself.

  • @Buffycomics
    @Buffycomics 9 лет назад +278

    As Heinrich Heine once said, "If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world."

    • @MysteriousFuture
      @MysteriousFuture 7 лет назад +21

      That's why most Romans spoke Vulgar Latin to avoid such issues.

    • @brandonmoreau3025
      @brandonmoreau3025 5 лет назад +3

      Lol the Romans did no latin they were just beaten as kids until they got it.

    • @janethockey9070
      @janethockey9070 5 лет назад +1

      Ruined by the Catholic church

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 5 лет назад +4

      Interesting, the same thing would be true for German.

    • @meandmymotorcycle9351
      @meandmymotorcycle9351 5 лет назад +6

      @@janethockey9070 Hmmm... wasn't the Roman Empire around centuries before the Catholic church?

  • @Anjalena
    @Anjalena 11 лет назад +82

    I just lost it at "QUAD The Fuck?!" Hilarious!

    • @PedroMachadoPT
      @PedroMachadoPT 3 года назад

      Just vulgar.

    • @Anjalena
      @Anjalena 3 года назад

      @@PedroMachadoPT I'm American. I love vulgarity. 😁😝

    • @PedroMachadoPT
      @PedroMachadoPT 3 года назад +1

      @@Anjalena
      It makes sense.

    • @Anjalena
      @Anjalena 3 года назад

      @@PedroMachadoPT 😳🤷🤣

  • @deniseross2590
    @deniseross2590 2 года назад +76

    For those of you who don't speak them, Eddie's actually mixing five different languages into this bit, English, French, German, Italian, and Latin. At 2:57 he says, tres mauvais, which means, very bad in French. Veni, Vidi, Vici, which is what Caesar said of Gaul when he was there as a general, I came, I saw, I conquered. Impressive.

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 9 лет назад +721

    He's not speaking gibberish. He's speaking German mashed with mock Latin and bits of French.

    • @kukalakana
      @kukalakana 8 лет назад +8

      He's speaking like Salvatore from "The Name of the Rose" lol.

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 8 лет назад +6

      +TEC Still gibberish, with a few actual words here and there..

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 8 лет назад +11

      ***** I see it as gibberish because, especially in the beginning of his act and throughout, he's making most shit up. Which is not a bad thing, but I think you can't say "he's just speaking 3 mashed up languages", when in reality he's mostly using latin-sounding fantasy-words (even though they are based on real words they _are_ made up) and drops a few actual german and english words or sentences here and there.. There's definitely a gibberish-quality to his talk, which is the reason it's funny in the first place. ^^
      I mean "Infinitatis soldatis mathemalaticus impossibulatis." C'mon

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 8 лет назад +2

      nelly smith *you're

    • @mrvocabulary6794
      @mrvocabulary6794 8 лет назад +5

      +nelly smith maybe he is, but from linguistic standpoint he is perfectly accurate.

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire 5 лет назад +46

    All time best explanation of Latin - period. The guy deserves all the ticks, nods and applauds he gets.

  • @abigailvanderslice4428
    @abigailvanderslice4428 8 лет назад +268

    "Pi?"
    "Oh, thanks man."
    Lmao, oh he's brilliant.

    • @rondremolo5052
      @rondremolo5052 8 лет назад

      fav part

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 лет назад +1

      Though, of course, pi comes from Greek.

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 7 лет назад +8

      ghenulo yeah but the Romans did what they always do: stole the bakeries and claimed THEY were the ones who came up with pi

    • @MickeyCuervo36
      @MickeyCuervo36 6 лет назад +8

      And they did so with the cunning use of flags.

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 5 лет назад

      @@MickeyCuervo36 The effin Brits had us Indians over there. 😣

  • @keffypoo
    @keffypoo 5 лет назад +117

    'English has become the lingua franca' - that's just brilliant.

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 3 года назад

      And here I thought it was pretty much the other way around. 😄

    • @advickprosankto
      @advickprosankto 3 года назад

      @@robinviden9148 French became the English language ?

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 3 года назад +3

      @@advickprosankto Not really, no. But English was heavily influenced by Norman French during the Middle Ages. So much so that some people have argued that English is more or less a creole language.

    • @soup_god463
      @soup_god463 2 года назад +1

      @@robinviden9148 But that’s not what lingua franca means

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 2 года назад +2

      @@soup_god463 I am well aware what lingual franca means, but literally it means Frankish tongue, so I took the liberty to reinterpret it to French language to make a joke.

  • @samcan9953
    @samcan9953 Год назад +20

    A genius of comedy with his own, unique view of the world. Love him. So glad that guy exists.

  • @ReneeC43
    @ReneeC43 5 лет назад +75

    The duck joke is an underappreciated one haha

  • @missnicki75
    @missnicki75 Год назад +13

    Eddie Izzard is brilliant. He reads history books to comb out pure gold. No on has ever acheived his ability. So grateful for stumbling across this. I need to write this man a letter!

  • @budbin
    @budbin 9 лет назад +1768

    the fuckus subtitletatus are not exactutatus

    • @misterlizard
      @misterlizard 8 лет назад +51

      +Aaron Bud and are distracticus

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 8 лет назад +16

      Goodus eyeacus

    • @AgentLector
      @AgentLector 8 лет назад +39

      +Aaron Bud
      Instead of "gibberish" he speaks german a bit.

    • @lauradeheij-joon1474
      @lauradeheij-joon1474 8 лет назад +18

      +Paweł Proniczew And French :)

    • @keyking2
      @keyking2 8 лет назад +13

      Whoever wrote them was stultissmus.

  • @Vsmovies100
    @Vsmovies100 9 лет назад +899

    The person behind the subtitles obviously did not know German or Latin.

    • @kokoshneta
      @kokoshneta 8 лет назад +87

      +Viktor Suuta
      Or English.

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 лет назад +12

      I'm taking it that Izzard doesn't know Latin either.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 6 лет назад +19

      Actually, did pretty well considering.. I took 4 years of Latin.. but it's the audience I felt sorry for.. LOL

    • @OliverJWeber
      @OliverJWeber 6 лет назад +9

      Or French.

    • @OliverJWeber
      @OliverJWeber 6 лет назад +28

      They still teach Latin and Greek at Bede's today so I reckon he does know his Latin. Which is pretty obvious when you watch the part where he conjugates the verbs. The person who did the subtitles on the other hand must be one of the fine products of comprehensive education.

  • @theoneandonlyandyman
    @theoneandonlyandyman 10 лет назад +45

    I love how the subtitles give up for a while in the middle

  • @cheyb5619
    @cheyb5619 5 лет назад +9

    "Quad the Fuck!" .... is my new wtf ~ Never gets old lmao! Eddie Izzard on Latin is my all time fav

  • @hannahwight7437
    @hannahwight7437 10 лет назад +296

    "Speaking Gibberish" - always when he starts with some German >.

    • @juarezcastelo
      @juarezcastelo 9 лет назад +7

      It's not German, it's English with a Latin accent, or a mix of both, like in 2:44 he says something like:
      "I'm messangarium et careere at heree, from a long way awayee. Portare news and bring ove..."

    • @Haki7Hikari
      @Haki7Hikari 9 лет назад +33

      Edgar Manuel Juarez
      Actually I do agree with Hannah that he also uses German, of course with a mix of other languages (Most of it is English and I thinks there's also French in it) with a latin accent and probably some real latin.
      Your example at 2:44. (german in capital letters)
      I'm pretty sure he doesn't say 'Im messengarium...' but 'ICH BIN messangarium, ICH careere NACH heree, from long way away, portare ... ( then a word I can't really make out what it is, but it's probably 'news' like you said, and then I think he ends in French) très mauvais. (very ugly/very bad, so he probably sais that the news is very bad)
      I also think he says a few times 'MEIN HERR' (My lord in German) e.g. 3:16, 3:27
      Also at 3:33 : MIT soldatus (mit is German for 'with'), WIE VIEL soldatus (wie viel is German for how many)
      4:40 'UND, UND MEIN HERR' (German for: and, and, my Lord)
      5:03 the gibberish was 'portari pink pajamas', portari looks similar to the French word 'Porter' (to wear', so he asked, '(does he) wear pink pajamas?'.
      5:07 UND, ER KOMMT MIT elefantein (German: And he comes with elephants).
      5:19: Elefantein très dangereus. (French for The elephants very dangerous, well the elephant part was not in French)
      It's basically a huge soup of languages that he mixed together with some strange latin endings (or latin sounding endings, I never had latin so I have no clue how exactly the end of words sound like)
      Anyway I think it was really funny, I like languages very much and I love him for playing around with it.

    • @juarezcastelo
      @juarezcastelo 9 лет назад +3

      Haki7Hikari
      Thank you my friend, you explained it a whole lot better than me, I don't know German nor French so I inferred it was Latin, either way, like you said it is a really funny and clever piece of comedy. ***** is the best!

    • @Haki7Hikari
      @Haki7Hikari 9 лет назад +6

      Edgar Manuel Juarez
      Your welcome!
      I learned French in school and eventhough I barely had any German, my mothertongue is Dutch (Dutch and German resemble a lot) so it was easy to distinguish those parts out of what you thought was Latin.
      If he would have used a lot of Spanish or Italian, I would probably have had the exact same problem.
      I really love his humor. And his voice too.

    • @BennySalto
      @BennySalto 2 года назад

      ​@@juarezcastelo "I don't know german"
      Why are you commenting on it then.

  • @littlemouse7066
    @littlemouse7066 3 года назад +10

    He trusts his audience to be well read enough and intelligent enough to understand his jokes and it's great.

    • @barnbersonol
      @barnbersonol 3 года назад

      No, he knows his monoglot audience is so ignorant of other languages that they regard his BS as authoritive.

  • @js6874
    @js6874 5 лет назад +6

    If you ever get the chance to see him live you absolutely have to. I’ve seen him twice and he’s easily the best comedian out there! Clever, funny and so fast!

  • @TamsinConway
    @TamsinConway 12 лет назад +19

    Languages with many cases and grammatical gender are, naturally, very easy for their native speakers, since you don't really think in terms of bases and morphemes, but larger units. The same kind of joke could be made about the English articles, and definitely English spelling. But Izzard totally delivers this skit with style. The part about Roman numerals had me in stitches.

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 3 месяца назад

      English spelling issues are largely do to all the borrowed words from other languages . It killed any chance of a standard

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg5671 8 месяцев назад +2

    Eddie is an awesome comedian. I do love him. He has always made me laugh at loud, and his comedy is intellectual, too. He is a gift to us, and we should be thankful for him.

  • @jennyhughes4474
    @jennyhughes4474 4 года назад +5

    Dear Eddie: such an amazingly brilliant creative man!

  • @Vasileski88
    @Vasileski88 8 лет назад +34

    OMG I was out of breath from that quod the fuck.

  • @egogtz
    @egogtz 4 года назад +11

    The guy in charge of the subtitles: "I surrender "

  • @Richard_Jones
    @Richard_Jones 4 года назад +37

    "Romanes eunt domus - People called the Romans, they go the house?"

    • @heatherwillis-kershner1973
      @heatherwillis-kershner1973 4 года назад +2

      "In our roman house?"

    • @thepieman4398
      @thepieman4398 4 года назад +11

      "Romani Ite Domum! Now write it out a thousand times and if it's not done by sunrise I'll cut your balls off"

  • @vic_tim7956
    @vic_tim7956 2 года назад +5

    I think I've learned more about Latin (the language) than I ever grasped in three years of school. Amazing and funny too.

  • @OwlsoccergoalieLL14
    @OwlsoccergoalieLL14 10 лет назад +27

    This is so accurate and funny. It is how I felt in Latin class all the time

  • @lunestiacrescent827
    @lunestiacrescent827 5 лет назад +95

    There are three types of people in the comments:
    1: The subtilter should be shot.
    2: Poor subtitles, they were trying their best.
    3: This schtick is hilarious!!!

    • @Mirandorl
      @Mirandorl 4 года назад +2

      4. "I resent the entire english speaking world and this man for criticising latin"

  • @valerius610
    @valerius610 5 лет назад +5

    Tenho saudades deste tipo dr comedia inteligente. Love the comedian

  • @marinusdijkhuizen7629
    @marinusdijkhuizen7629 8 лет назад +30

    Caecilius still lives on in our hearts...

    • @felikso
      @felikso 8 лет назад +7

      +Marinus Dijkhuizen Too soon... too soon. :'(

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 лет назад +4

      Marinus Dijkhuizen What if Caecilius is actually dead... in his garden?

    • @elizabethcairns4730
      @elizabethcairns4730 6 лет назад +7

      CAECILIUS EST IN HORTO IN HEAVEN!

    • @christinab.3695
      @christinab.3695 6 лет назад +3

      Caecilius non est in hosto... but in our hearts.

    • @joshuawesbroom5054
      @joshuawesbroom5054 5 лет назад +4

      You cant do this to me man... caecilius est mortu

  • @kimberlypelfrey2279
    @kimberlypelfrey2279 5 лет назад +6

    I love that he is a historically influenced comedian. I love history!

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 5 лет назад +10

    "portare newsum très mauvais"
    This whole thing is just amazing. :'D

  • @camerongillespie9980
    @camerongillespie9980 3 года назад +2

    May we always have access to brilliance
    Thank you Mr Izzard

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 6 лет назад +7

    The subtitles just give up around the middle, lol, I love it.

  • @SarahJonestoo
    @SarahJonestoo 11 лет назад +9

    Genius routine from Eddie Izzard

  • @kmaassociates7999
    @kmaassociates7999 6 лет назад +3

    I can't believe my family here in America didn't find out about this Artist until 2015.
    What A Hoot !
    He makes me ashamed that I didn't stick with French and Latin in school.

  • @mancebo7
    @mancebo7 3 года назад +2

    Best stand up comedian in the world, if you ask me. Brilliant!

  • @Terminator5618
    @Terminator5618 11 лет назад +12

    Being able to speak German and having learnt Latin this is probably the funniest take on any language I've seen so far XD

  • @AlbaFlavius
    @AlbaFlavius 9 лет назад +106

    Quad the fuck?!

    • @ld3354
      @ld3354 8 лет назад +3

      I diiiiieeeeddd

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 7 лет назад

      Alex? Is that you?

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 7 лет назад +6

      AlbaFlavius *Quod

  • @jgilgorri
    @jgilgorri 7 лет назад +37

    I love that he's mixing english, german, and french to fake his latin rofl

  • @SuperSoccerchick1
    @SuperSoccerchick1 11 лет назад +2

    Got shown this video in Latin club one day... It was so funny to have my Latin teacher show us this!!!

  • @jemappellebibo
    @jemappellebibo 5 лет назад +1

    I am head over heels after listening to Eddie. He is so clever and smart and ready to share with the rest of us his unbelievable thoughts on languages and history. I've just met him tonight. Asking myself were was I all this time?

  • @ghenulo
    @ghenulo 7 лет назад +4

    "English is simple". The funniest line in this skit!

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 3 месяца назад

      Well as he said . At its base it is very simple . No gendered nouns , simple verb conjugation, and understandable even if spoken incorrectly . Now spelling and pronunciation are a different story but that’s every other languages fault for loans us to many words

  • @antoniodragonheart8965
    @antoniodragonheart8965 8 лет назад +44

    Quare tantum Latino odiuntur? Bellissima lingua quidem est.

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 5 лет назад +1

    It gets better the more I watch it!!

  • @danwic
    @danwic 3 года назад +2

    Love Eddie lol brilliant comedian

  • @IrregularPineapples
    @IrregularPineapples 10 лет назад +6

    "It's a fucking apple! Stop fucking around!" :D

  • @heliotropezzz333
    @heliotropezzz333 11 лет назад +5

    Latin is complicated with all its different endings but because of that it is very succinct. It takes fewer words to express things.

    • @iberius9937
      @iberius9937 Год назад

      Exactly! Something Mr. Izzard seems to fail to comprehend.

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE IT! This is so cool! I laughed so hard. This should be shown in history class. Thank you.

  • @MisterLeeSuper
    @MisterLeeSuper 9 лет назад +91

    Talked about Hannibal and later eaten by Hannibal

    • @berilo.8044
      @berilo.8044 5 лет назад +6

      Oh my God, I knew I saw his face in a tv production before. Thank you!

    • @austentrue7807
      @austentrue7807 4 года назад +3

      You’re right. He did eat him. Great show.

    • @michaeldenny6851
      @michaeldenny6851 4 года назад +4

      Yes, and Eddie showed some real acting talent

  • @Ontarioku77
    @Ontarioku77 12 лет назад +5

    i just dropped a latin class and this just makes me feel so much better

  • @MrFantasnick
    @MrFantasnick 7 лет назад +343

    "Latin is silly!" Says the guy whose language can pronounce "ought" in 8 different ways.

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 7 лет назад +11

      GentlemanlyNinja What? No there isn't! There's only one way of saying it. And dialects don't count.

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 7 лет назад +41

      I think he means as part of a word. Like Fought and Drought.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 5 лет назад +87

      You think "ought" is bad? You should try "ough". You have bough (bau), cough (koff), through (thru), borough (burruh) and though (tho). Slough has two pronunciations, either the noun (slau) or the verb (sluff). And not to mention the town of Loughborough (luffbruh). I remember hearing a story about an African who came to the UK to go to university and spent hours asking people how he could get to Loogaborooga!

    • @ToxicEmperor
      @ToxicEmperor 5 лет назад +20

      Perhaps you're forgetting that it's comedy, not a Latin language history class.

    • @Teeb2023
      @Teeb2023 5 лет назад +12

      _"Perhaps you're forgetting that it's comedy, not a Latin language history class."_
      This ^

  • @MUDSWAT
    @MUDSWAT 3 года назад +2

    How he writes and remembers a skit like that is fascinating!

  • @MrKeeft1
    @MrKeeft1 5 лет назад

    Brilliant as usual....thank gauld for subtitles,,

  • @elainaswanson4364
    @elainaswanson4364 3 года назад +4

    Eddie really is just out there turning language and history into genius comedy

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 3 года назад

      And remember, being dyslexic, he doesn't use a script. He's memorized the important bits, and just free styles from there. I saw him in Silicon Valley at an outdoor theater, and he spent a good 15 minutes just talking about the birds swooping over the stage.

  • @yourpalcraig
    @yourpalcraig 2 года назад +3

    I've learned more in 24 minutes of Eddie izzard than I ever learned in history class.

  • @angietucker302
    @angietucker302 6 лет назад +1

    This man is totally awesome. As a woman I adore his wonderful eye makeup

  • @Nadals1209
    @Nadals1209 3 года назад +1

    Bravo.... it has been a while since I had such laugh 😂

  • @hippylegs
    @hippylegs 12 лет назад +33

    Quad the fuck? XD

  • @columbus8myhw
    @columbus8myhw 9 лет назад +45

    The subtitles... they do nothing

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 лет назад

    I agree with Eddie Izzard a completely about Latin, because I had to learn it in school as well, but a long time after he was in the same primary school as me, xxxx

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 лет назад +2

    I learnt Latin in the same primary school as Eddie izzard, so I have great sympathy for him, lmao, xx

  • @snifferdogxsnifferdogx5977
    @snifferdogxsnifferdogx5977 Год назад +7

    Brilliant! I speak serbian - which has got lots of the declensions, like Latin - so this was hilarious!
    Also loved how he chucked in bits of german and french in there - genius!

  • @Godzilla52
    @Godzilla52 9 лет назад +10

    Eddie must have attended Sid Caesar gibberish school

  • @h3lblad3
    @h3lblad3 12 лет назад

    ...it's so beautiful...

  • @garyschermer5463
    @garyschermer5463 4 года назад

    I really enjoyed this. My sister is a single mom who home schools her children. Her children both speak and write Latin and found this skit very humors.

  • @mrentropius
    @mrentropius 7 лет назад +140

    Just one thing: if you can't understand something that's doesn't mean it's gibberish

  • @markwrenn8569
    @markwrenn8569 9 лет назад +9

    0:26 Eddie comments on Latin grammar: "It has a nominative, a vocative, an accusative, a genitive, a dative and an ablative. F*** OFF!"
    In that case, what would he make of Finnish? Compared to Latin's 6 cases, Finnish has 15!

    • @jeanroger4738
      @jeanroger4738 9 лет назад +4

      Mark Wrenn there is so much more each nom, gen, dat, acc and abl is used to translate 5 declensions. The there is just a whole bunch of other shit too future, imperfect, pluperfect, past tense, and a tons more just bundled together. It is the worst trying to conjugate verbs, nouns, and any other thing!

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 3 года назад

      Finnish has 16 cases, Basque has 28.

  • @Raven135
    @Raven135 3 года назад +1

    One of the funniest humans on the planet! Absolutely LOVE him! Brilliant! Bravo!! Anyone John Cleese finds funny is Gold!😄🎶🇺🇸🌹🌹🌹

  • @JeannetteK2
    @JeannetteK2 2 года назад

    brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

  • @conejito9128
    @conejito9128 10 лет назад +550

    Hannibal venit.
    Hannibal? quo cum?
    milites.
    quot?
    multi.
    quidquam aliud?
    elephanti.
    qui sunt?
    porci et sciuri.
    fugite!

    • @amdnovello
      @amdnovello 10 лет назад +17

      is it that simple? lol

    • @MicahZale
      @MicahZale 10 лет назад +12

      Et intravi ad! Run a feris!

    • @CRlocoman1989
      @CRlocoman1989 9 лет назад +41

      U missedus the jokeus.

    • @conejito9128
      @conejito9128 9 лет назад +9

      Of course, my friend Master Purveyor of All Things Risible.

    • @sadekgheidan
      @sadekgheidan 5 лет назад +15

      I haven't studied Latin but im gonna guess the translation, let me know how right or wrong I am.
      Hannibal is coming.
      Habbibal? With whom?
      Soldiers/Army.
      How many?
      Many.
      How are they coming?
      Elephants.
      /qui sunt?/
      /porci et sciuri./
      Hurry/Act!

  • @GermanConquistador08
    @GermanConquistador08 13 лет назад +2

    I love how he starts speaking German half way through.

  • @t.r.luxx1311
    @t.r.luxx1311 5 лет назад +2

    I took 4 years of Latin in Highschool....I'd forgotten most of it until I watched this 😂😂😂 I remember having to memorize all those things

  • @pamsciambarella2284
    @pamsciambarella2284 3 года назад +2

    Sì, mein Herr. 😂 I do love the mix of English, pigeon Latin and Italian with German thrown in. 💖

  • @canimakeamill
    @canimakeamill 10 лет назад +117

    Just a personal opinion: I've learned 7 languages (English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Latin, French and German), of those 7, English is easily the most simple to become conversationally useful in.

    • @jweilan1
      @jweilan1 10 лет назад +20

      nobody cares.

    • @jweilan1
      @jweilan1 10 лет назад +3

      ***** nope.

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 10 лет назад +16

      Hard to read though. (Hard tue reed thoe.)

    • @zennteo3115
      @zennteo3115 10 лет назад +11

      learn chinese
      have fun

    • @johnhegren501
      @johnhegren501 10 лет назад +3

      Only Indo European language....to many half wits in this world who have no clue what linguistics are like when comparing features objectively.

  • @eviloatmeal98
    @eviloatmeal98 13 лет назад +4

    the way he says "pandas" was just too funny xD

  • @carolmurray1927
    @carolmurray1927 4 года назад

    Brilliant stuff , so funny and so clever xx

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 3 года назад

    Just brilliant

  • @Dalroi1
    @Dalroi1 8 лет назад +753

    Subtitles are garbage, someone should get the sack. Only once in a while does he resort to actual gibberish, the rest is a mostly mixture of English colloquialisms plus French and German. All pretty clear.

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 8 лет назад +21

      Plus I saw "w" pop up quite a few times even though there is no "w" in the Latin alphabet.

    • @lanefamily0508
      @lanefamily0508 8 лет назад +24

      +PacificRimNZ Correct...but in Classical Latin, the V was pronounced as W. So Salve was spoken as "Salwe".

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 8 лет назад +10

      lanefamily0508 Yes I know, but why not write the actual Latin words? They did with some of them.

    • @QuixoticCowboy
      @QuixoticCowboy 7 лет назад +1

      There is some latin in there too i guess

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 7 лет назад +13

      Was about to say the same thing. If I understand what he's saying, you know it's in common phrases because I don't know shit about those languages, yet the subtitles say 'gibberish'. Even the stuff that is is plays on the latin-sounds, and if spelled phonetically would get the joke across better.

  • @rkoff5744
    @rkoff5744 3 года назад +3

    Now that's genius comedy!🤣

  • @catherinegatefin116
    @catherinegatefin116 3 года назад

    so wonderful , edutainment at it's best

    • @barnbersonol
      @barnbersonol 3 года назад

      "Its best" Not "it's". Tut Tut. Language guru Eddie would be SO disappointed!

  • @Mrdede1998
    @Mrdede1998 11 лет назад +2

    I am doing Latin in secondary and the bit about the cases at the start made me cry with laughter as that is my reaction whenever I see it in a text/get marked down for translating it into the wrong case.

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 3 года назад +3

    "Quod the fuck" I am keeping that ! Loved it

  • @yamanmustafa
    @yamanmustafa 8 лет назад +62

    6:14 "It has taken off because on it's [sic] basic level, it is terribly simple".
    Does anybody else find it massively ironic that the person uploading this struggles with the English language and basic grammar?

    • @rufuscoppertop330
      @rufuscoppertop330 8 лет назад +2

      +yamanmustafa
      He certainly hasn't said anything even remotely meaningful about the actual language he presumes to mock.

    • @yamanmustafa
      @yamanmustafa 8 лет назад +2

      +nelly smith Subtitles written by an illiterate.

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 лет назад

      yamanmustafa "sawe". Yup. Much salve. Very right.

  • @AdamBechtol
    @AdamBechtol 4 года назад +1

    ooof! Such cleverness, such wit.

  • @christinakav5029
    @christinakav5029 4 года назад

    Brilliant!

  • @usedx115x
    @usedx115x 10 лет назад +50

    The funniest joke in his routine was "English is a simple language".

    • @herrbonk3635
      @herrbonk3635 4 года назад +8

      Pretty simple grammar, horrendous spelling. But yeah, even the grammar could well be further simplified without loss of precision. (Just look at the closely related scandinavian languages.)

    • @usedx115x
      @usedx115x 4 года назад +3

      @@herrbonk3635 True, although the tense system can be hard for 2nd language learners, and it would be nice if the vocabulary wasnt doubled by invented words most natives dont understand.

    • @luisalmeida1391
      @luisalmeida1391 4 года назад +2

      It is, in comparison to other languages. Quite simple. It doesn't mean you can't express beautifully.

    • @williams.5952
      @williams.5952 4 года назад +3

      People who think English is a particularly complex language are usually monoglots. What's challenging about the tense system? And what on Earth do you mean by "invented words most natives don't understand"?

    • @usedx115x
      @usedx115x 4 года назад +1

      @@williams.5952 For example "lascivious" a transparently non-English word that has been Anglified into an invented word most natives wont understand. English is full of words like this, often I will heard a new English word that I transparently understand in Latin yet have no idea what it means in English.

  • @4331550686
    @4331550686 7 лет назад +11

    latina lingua pulchra est !!! optima semper est !!

  • @MsBayley
    @MsBayley 10 лет назад

    took latin this year... huge mistake so hard i love this bit its so true

  • @meilmontigny9201
    @meilmontigny9201 3 года назад

    He is brilliant.

  • @Suralin0
    @Suralin0 11 лет назад +4

    This is even funnier for those who've studied Latin XD

  • @logicquicks5549
    @logicquicks5549 9 лет назад +17

    whoever wrote the subtitles doesn't know latin.Many pronounce 'Salve' - Salwe. i.e the V is proounced like a W.

    • @StrawberryAqua
      @StrawberryAqua 9 лет назад

      My professor describes it as "W with a buzz."

    • @logicquicks5549
      @logicquicks5549 9 лет назад

      like ...sal..zz-wee?

    • @StrawberryAqua
      @StrawberryAqua 9 лет назад +2

      More of a subtle v-sound.

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 9 лет назад +4

      LogicQuicks Whoever wrote those subtitles didn't know what they were doing in general. They start out subtitling the salve stuff, but then just gave up, making everyone relying on subtitles miss the later jokes entirely.
      And Panthagoratus? Really? The name Pythagoras should be common knowledge, really, even if Izzard adds a -tus.

    • @LyonizosdEuclide
      @LyonizosdEuclide 7 лет назад

      u

  • @nyalltimothy
    @nyalltimothy 3 года назад +1

    Utter brilliance!

  • @threethymes
    @threethymes 4 года назад +1

    Izzard on history is sublime.