Sh*t Texans Don't Say

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @BlackRifleCoffeeCompany
    @BlackRifleCoffeeCompany  3 года назад +1702

    What else would a Texan NEVER say?

    • @Dryphu
      @Dryphu 3 года назад +278

      Why does Beto seem like such a straight man

    • @germanspy6581
      @germanspy6581 3 года назад +303

      Why don’t we just let the government take out guns? We’ll all
      Be a lot safer...

    • @chrisb.5295
      @chrisb.5295 3 года назад +178

      " I wouldn't ever tell someone that's not from Texas that I'm a Texan".

    • @grimmwolf9690
      @grimmwolf9690 3 года назад +81

      Veva mexico

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 3 года назад +170

      Man, my guns are to heavy. I shouldn't buy any more guns

  • @SnackPack913
    @SnackPack913 3 года назад +1545

    “I wish my horses would read more socialist literature” that one got me pretty good

    • @The_Professional_Hobbiest
      @The_Professional_Hobbiest 3 года назад +5

      Laughed real hard

    • @EnnesArms
      @EnnesArms 3 года назад +26

      Animal farm is a great book, lol

    • @tflanagan3511
      @tflanagan3511 3 года назад +3

      That shit got me. Everything was semi serious and then there's Jarred

    • @razzor4708
      @razzor4708 3 года назад +3

      @@EnnesArms it's actually against socialism anti-utopia book,as any Orwell,same as 1984

    • @razzor4708
      @razzor4708 3 года назад +1

      In Belarus it was called "Scientific communism",back in time while we were occupied bu soviet russia...

  • @himynameistim009
    @himynameistim009 3 года назад +706

    “We need more defense attorney billboards” that’s the TRUEST thing I’ve heard in awhile. They are EVERYWHERE

    • @livefreeordie4586
      @livefreeordie4586 3 года назад +5

      Blood suckers

    • @DEVANWOOD555
      @DEVANWOOD555 3 года назад +6

      CALLL 44444444-44444-444-44

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 3 года назад +5

      Seriously I counted 12 different signs on my way to Bastrop. It was a 40 minute drive.

    • @livefreeordie4586
      @livefreeordie4586 3 года назад +1

      @@JakeBaldwin1 lol, sad part is they do that because works. To many people try to get something for nothing 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @NBH-xh3nq
      @NBH-xh3nq 3 года назад +3

      Motorcycle Accident, call 180-128313123131231232@whocares.com

  • @Dmingoose
    @Dmingoose 3 года назад +1730

    "Just kidding, I'm not doing that even for a skit." DAMN RIGHT

    • @chrisrowe5400
      @chrisrowe5400 3 года назад +14

      even skits have to have limits

    • @evanbreaux4524
      @evanbreaux4524 3 года назад +4

      Hell yea

    • @Skinnbones33
      @Skinnbones33 3 года назад +4

      Hell ya brother.

    • @rickymcgowen6776
      @rickymcgowen6776 3 года назад +2

      @@OFFICIALUND proof that's not a link?

    • @rickymcgowen6776
      @rickymcgowen6776 3 года назад +4

      @@OFFICIALUND Huh, good to know. Also Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self defense, and he also took out a convicted pedo, so that's a plus in my book. Also thank you for the info, and I specified that the proof not be a link because most people that say they have 'proof of blank doing something shitty' they post a link. It gets old.

  • @toeonthetrigger7531
    @toeonthetrigger7531 3 года назад +683

    "Give that shit back to the government."
    "One for me, two for the government."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheXennial79
      @TheXennial79 3 года назад +12

      Operation bullet speed. Give them right back at 400 fps.

    • @Lifelesstoaster
      @Lifelesstoaster 3 года назад +1

      Well Texas does have very high sales tax and property tax so the government does get its share

    • @dylanpeterson3490
      @dylanpeterson3490 3 года назад

      @@Lifelesstoaster no income tax so they steal it that way.

    • @chefJansenvia
      @chefJansenvia 3 года назад +1

      Yea shot them bastards in the head

    • @chefJansenvia
      @chefJansenvia 3 года назад +1

      Starting with Biden and Harris

  • @RevantheBlack
    @RevantheBlack 3 года назад +5678

    This was good, loved that Mat won’t kneel even for a skit!

    • @stevekissel3822
      @stevekissel3822 3 года назад +65

      Yeah..that was great !!!!

    • @coffeympatrick3048
      @coffeympatrick3048 3 года назад +213

      "Professionals have standards."

    • @OKBushcraft
      @OKBushcraft 3 года назад +216

      Patriots have standards.

    • @SwimShady72
      @SwimShady72 3 года назад +24

      Right!

    • @leopard2a797
      @leopard2a797 3 года назад +31

      funny thing is a veteran is the one to tell kapernick to do that. a sign of respect for the dead. don’t care abo it anyone’s opinions on them. They did it right.

  • @Midnight_Strider
    @Midnight_Strider 3 года назад +354

    “One for me, two for the government.” XD

    • @lukepierce9418
      @lukepierce9418 3 года назад +25

      One for practice two for application? Wait sorry, cant say stuff like that

    • @Derek-no8fu
      @Derek-no8fu 3 года назад +5

      @@lukepierce9418 Nice

    • @bronbettis4084
      @bronbettis4084 3 года назад

      Chauvin was justly imprisoned BLM

    • @bronbettis4084
      @bronbettis4084 3 года назад

      @warrior in a garden Damn bro, we just met! Plus: I don’t roll that way.

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад +1

      A texan would say that, the government needs to be given a chance if they were to fight him lol

  • @capncole
    @capncole 3 года назад +650

    " I wish the rest of Texas was just like Austin" bwahahaha

    • @hbleblanc205
      @hbleblanc205 3 года назад +24

      @Chet Muggins The only reason they're on welfare is because the government killed their livelihoods

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A_/видео.html

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A_/видео.html

    • @muammarbinsharif6425
      @muammarbinsharif6425 3 года назад +31

      @Chet Muggins the fact you unironically use "hicks" and think everyone should move to big cities shows that 1. you live in a bubble and 2. you dont know what the industrial revolution was

    • @muammarbinsharif6425
      @muammarbinsharif6425 3 года назад +19

      @Chet Muggins my g have u ever been outside your upper middle class small mansion neighborhood? everything you say smacks of arrogant rich kid

  • @SerJofreVeli
    @SerJofreVeli 3 года назад +397

    "You gotta cook the brisket fast and eat it immediately"
    "The heat isn't that bad"
    "Street tacos are overrated"
    "I'm allergic to Whiskey"
    "The rattle of a snake means it's happy to see you"

    • @kerbhekoff7572
      @kerbhekoff7572 3 года назад +2

      nope to far

    • @saulmurillo40
      @saulmurillo40 2 года назад +1

      the tacos that damn it or that Texas was from Mexico

    • @HolgerDanske
      @HolgerDanske 2 года назад +1

      Those are pretty good. 👍

    • @Hostage..
      @Hostage.. Год назад +3

      "I love a runny rib"
      "Man, I really wish these gas prices were a bit higher"
      "41 cents for 45, do I look cheap to you?"
      "Really starting to think that we can just cut off another pipe line or two, tired of getting gas anyway."

    • @straitouttatexas.
      @straitouttatexas. Год назад +1

      Your accuracy...🤝@@Hostage..

  • @Arez455
    @Arez455 3 года назад +1938

    "just kidding I'm not even doing that for a skit." Spoken like a real American.

    • @davidlysaghtlegupability2924
      @davidlysaghtlegupability2924 3 года назад +12

      @@borni8925 why it's just peaceful protest

    • @ramyboyo7890
      @ramyboyo7890 3 года назад +45

      Its trully disrespectful to the police and military to expect them to kneel

    • @davidlysaghtlegupability2924
      @davidlysaghtlegupability2924 3 года назад +4

      @@ramyboyo7890 how

    • @islanddude6746
      @islanddude6746 3 года назад +29

      @@davidlysaghtlegupability2924 Because to some kneeling is a way of not showing respect and the reason you stand is to give your attention to the flag for all those that served

    • @islanddude6746
      @islanddude6746 3 года назад +4

      @@davidlysaghtlegupability2924 But at least you ain't stepping over or burning

  • @duke7131
    @duke7131 3 года назад +928

    Not kneeling down during our anthem even for a skit , got me all fired up. 🙏🇺🇸🍻

    • @bronbettis4084
      @bronbettis4084 3 года назад +11

      Who cares it’s a fucking song and he knelt for a good cause

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +5

      @@bronbettis4084 Don't interrupt the virtue signals...

    • @gabrielkirchgestner619
      @gabrielkirchgestner619 3 года назад +1

      What's kneeling mean?

    • @farmbear1231
      @farmbear1231 3 года назад

      Yee yee

    • @brandonb8543
      @brandonb8543 3 года назад +1

      @@bronbettis4084 shhhhh shhh shhh grown ups are talking boy.

  • @nickjohnson410
    @nickjohnson410 3 года назад +300

    I love how you can tell they had a hard time keeping a straight face saying this stuff

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A_/видео.html

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A_/видео.html

    • @donnycarrier6220
      @donnycarrier6220 2 года назад +2

      There are so many outtakes of these guys cracking up and adlibbing during their videos. These guys are hilarious.

  • @giovannibattistaponzetto5860
    @giovannibattistaponzetto5860 3 года назад +542

    "I am not doing that even for a skit" . Never change, Matt Best!

    • @-SEKI-
      @-SEKI- 3 года назад

      please explain these words :-)

    • @duragonsithlord8569
      @duragonsithlord8569 3 года назад +4

      Yeah i wonder how'd those kneeling people would feel if they knew that kneeling was a sign of submission not protest.

    • @kerbhekoff7572
      @kerbhekoff7572 3 года назад +1

      he has morals

    • @ADogNamedStay
      @ADogNamedStay 3 года назад +3

      Dude is from LA. they also openly supported black lives matter, I'll never buy their product again.
      Don't let this skit fool you.

    • @coleycole2381
      @coleycole2381 2 года назад

      @@PM-bs2mf an employee donated to Biden which is their right to do so. They stayed neutral on a polarized political issue that is going to piss off half the county either way thanks to the MSM.

  • @samantharodriguez3284
    @samantharodriguez3284 3 года назад +205

    "I'm glad they raised my property taxes again!"
    "The tofu section at HEB is too small."
    "Fuck Blue Bell"
    "Who cares about the Alamo?"
    "What's a best maid pickle?"
    "Tex-Mex? Not a fan."
    Love this skit!

    • @stephenhensley7004
      @stephenhensley7004 3 года назад +9

      McDonald's is better than What-A- Burger.

    • @fogbow
      @fogbow 3 года назад +5

      I like my chili full up with beans.

    • @allenhess4642
      @allenhess4642 3 года назад +4

      What's the Alamo?

    • @thebradside9479
      @thebradside9479 3 года назад +3

      Fuck Blue Bell and Braums -said no real Texan ever

    • @bigdaddyleroy1915
      @bigdaddyleroy1915 3 года назад +4

      I wish LeBron played for the Rockets

  • @codymckinney3829
    @codymckinney3829 3 года назад +298

    "Why would anyone ever shoot a hog out of a helicopter?"
    "Civilians don't need machine guns or .50 Cal rifles!"
    "You really don't need an AR-15 for home defense, just buy a double barrel shotgun!"
    "Yeah 30 rounds IS a high capacity magazine!"
    "No I am completely comfortable with the new head of the ATF being the same guy that posed for pictures next to burning remains from Waco."

    • @golfvictor9090
      @golfvictor9090 3 года назад +20

      Don't you mean the AFT??

    • @wildfireintexas
      @wildfireintexas 3 года назад +10

      You forgot the part where you shot your shotgun in the air.

    • @SASHAHAG
      @SASHAHAG 3 года назад +7

      "We should get taxed on all our weapons based on weight... $1 per ounce per year." LOL

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад +5

      I would definitely say the first one. Why would anyone ever shoot a hog out of a helicopter? We should be using A-10s instead.

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +4

      That's how the pendulum swings.. we got 4 years of illiterate secretary of education and a guy who thinks humans can breathe carbon as head of EPA.
      Enjoy your turn....

  • @JustMeJustJesse
    @JustMeJustJesse 3 года назад +242

    I'm not from Texas but I agree with everything said. I was born and raised country.

    • @paladinsix9285
      @paladinsix9285 3 года назад +12

      I was born and raised in Seattle. Now the Seattle Oblast of the Socialist Soviet of Cascadia. I drink Black Rifle Coffee, eat beef, and agree with nearly everything Matt and the BRCC folks believe in. I am a former Paratrooper, with a CIB (Combat Infantryman's Badge).

    • @dracul1986
      @dracul1986 3 года назад +10

      Dude, born and raised in the Netherlands and I agree with everything they said, even as a city boy.

    • @timherrmann1708
      @timherrmann1708 3 года назад +8

      I'm from Germany... couldn't agree more with everything that was said!

    • @G.R.Buchheister
      @G.R.Buchheister 3 года назад +2

      Born and raised in Chile. Could not agree more

    • @stealthworx4371
      @stealthworx4371 3 года назад

      Born in Sri Lanka now living in Australia and EVEN I find my self aligning with TX ideals more often than not.

  • @chanceenglish7769
    @chanceenglish7769 3 года назад +190

    "Joe Biden is the greatest president ever"
    I swear it'd snow in Texas before I heard this... wait

    • @kelb3079
      @kelb3079 3 года назад +4

      That winter storm was probably the most gnarly snow we got in a hundred years, the weather was trying to warn us of the historically massive shitstorm ahead

    • @oreo7259
      @oreo7259 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @Ekstrax
      @Ekstrax 3 года назад +2

      @@illinoisboy8577 This video hardly gives me the impression they're big about the democrats, but how about you just shut the fuck up, leave politics out of it, and enjoy some good content? Now that would be nice

    • @cobroke
      @cobroke 3 года назад

      @@Ekstrax Amen, brother!

    • @ADogNamedStay
      @ADogNamedStay 3 года назад

      I'll never buy another product of theirs again.

  • @carsonsheeley6844
    @carsonsheeley6844 3 года назад +203

    I’m a Texan sitting on the shitter wearing a cowboy hat at the ranch watching this video as we speak... I approve

    • @MartinGarcia-du9nd
      @MartinGarcia-du9nd 3 года назад +6

      I never related to someone through comments while using the shitter🤠

    • @monkeyplayer1
      @monkeyplayer1 3 года назад +9

      I am not a Texan sadly, nor do I have a cowboy hat on, or am I at a ranch but everything else I am as well ;)

    • @kaos3383
      @kaos3383 3 года назад +3

      Texan on the throne as well. Spot on.

    • @eliotmckay8383
      @eliotmckay8383 3 года назад +2

      Hell yeah, my man

  • @ninjabearpress2574
    @ninjabearpress2574 3 года назад +159

    The only times real Texan takes a knee, when he's talking to God or when he's proposing marriage.

    • @bradellis3855
      @bradellis3855 3 года назад +22

      or when his football coach tells him to.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 3 года назад +4

      @@bradellis3855 Okay, so that's three.

    • @sidcolwell7479
      @sidcolwell7479 3 года назад +3

      What if he gets hit in the jewels?🍒

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 3 года назад +15

      @@sidcolwell7479 I've been hit in the jewels, but did not fall to my knees...I fell on the s.o.b. who kicked me.

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 3 года назад +4

      You say that about any solidly red state tbh 😉

  • @TimkennedyMMA
    @TimkennedyMMA 3 года назад +822

    I can’t like it laugh at this enough.

  • @douglasthompson9070
    @douglasthompson9070 3 года назад +121

    You know you're Texan when you think Buc-ees and Whataburgers are national treasures.

    • @lowes891646
      @lowes891646 3 года назад +7

      They are. I love Bucc-ee's. Whataburger ain't bad either. God Bless, Texas!

    • @roosterrooster993
      @roosterrooster993 3 года назад +8

      Buc-ee's is a national treasure

    • @dhunsaker26
      @dhunsaker26 3 года назад +1

      They are! Nc doesn’t have any🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @Abbywabby488
      @Abbywabby488 3 года назад +1

      Too bad the nearest buc-ees is two hours away from where I live

    • @roosterrooster993
      @roosterrooster993 3 года назад +1

      @@Abbywabby488 my nearest buc-ee's is 3 hours away

  • @rrphantom8194
    @rrphantom8194 3 года назад +543

    "I'm concerned about my truck polluting too much"

    • @SherryPM72
      @SherryPM72 3 года назад +4

      Only if the trees burst into flames as you pass them.

    • @rrphantom8194
      @rrphantom8194 3 года назад +10

      @@SherryPM72 Well of course. A texan needs to avoid burning trees in order to be able to blow them up with his tannerite

    • @SherryPM72
      @SherryPM72 3 года назад +2

      @@rrphantom8194 It's just a story and I cant confirm it as being true but. My brothers friends father when he was young, blew up a tree with a 1/2 case of dynamite he found in his grandfathers shed. My father who knew him said that he was nutty enough to have done it.

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 3 года назад +1

      hey if the govemernt would stop Throwing Money into the EV cars then we Have Hydrogen Fuel Cell I.C.E. Turcks. Why better for the envermetn

    • @bronbettis4084
      @bronbettis4084 3 года назад

      Chauvin was served justice BLM

  • @tannerfeasel3922
    @tannerfeasel3922 3 года назад +61

    I lost it at the “I hope we do get defunded”

  • @n9kilo507
    @n9kilo507 3 года назад +52

    Here’s another one. “We love that Californians moved here, they really didn’t fuck up Austin in any way.”

  • @Lobsterboy300
    @Lobsterboy300 3 года назад +262

    I’m a life long Texan and i approve this message.

    • @evanextreme6157
      @evanextreme6157 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 года назад

      I haven’t even been to Texas and I know that if anybody says anything in this video, they haven’t even been close

    • @evanextreme6157
      @evanextreme6157 3 года назад

      @@Atlas_1127 Yep!

    • @goofy_nate
      @goofy_nate 3 года назад

      Me too in court of law you are good

    • @goofy_nate
      @goofy_nate 3 года назад

      Texas in pretty nice it were freedom lives

  • @christianirwin967
    @christianirwin967 3 года назад +67

    As a Texan. I can confirm I have NEVER HEARD anybody say these soooo. Good job.

    • @TexasNationalist1836
      @TexasNationalist1836 3 года назад

      I do agree with them saying Troy aikmen being a pussy after what he said about flyovers at NFL games

    • @Osama-Bin-Goofy
      @Osama-Bin-Goofy 3 года назад

      Sadly I hear shit like that all the time in Austin

    • @evanextreme6157
      @evanextreme6157 3 года назад

      I never have heard shit like that, so yeah I agree as a Texan too

  • @Enzo-gw7zf
    @Enzo-gw7zf 3 года назад +213

    That ending made me feel more patriotic 😤😄

    • @andrewmcneely6224
      @andrewmcneely6224 3 года назад +1

      What’s the song at the end

    • @Enzo-gw7zf
      @Enzo-gw7zf 3 года назад

      @@andrewmcneely6224 America 🇺🇸🦅 that's what!

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад

      @@andrewmcneely6224 a communist's nightmare and a Patriot's wet dream

    • @andrewmcneely6224
      @andrewmcneely6224 3 года назад +1

      @@williewilson2250 lmao, but fr do you know what the song is called

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад

      @@andrewmcneely6224 it's the American national anthem dude lol

  • @JDT-bv8ti
    @JDT-bv8ti 3 года назад +26

    "We should have given up sooner at the Alamo, that was a horrible idea"

  • @SeatTimeClips
    @SeatTimeClips 3 года назад +802

    Let's buy an electric dirt bike off of Amazon!

    • @SeatTimeClips
      @SeatTimeClips 3 года назад +13

      @@zach5994 AGREED! It must be weird though to be on an electric dirt bike and not have that feeling of the engine vibrating your soul.

    • @PotatocannonLol
      @PotatocannonLol 3 года назад +2

      @erik dee a few things the range sucks cant go for a 12H ride in bush, you can't ride any where it can wet ATV's experience way too vibration and lay downs to expect the battery casing not to wear or experience damage they are too heavy for that. Unless you'd enjoy fusing your lower half to your bike, look up lithium battery + water on you tube. And finally the fact that every pull on throttle is a different feel it isn't a reliable throttle system between the battery life and sensor going out wack in the throttle.
      So I can see them being usable in a controlled settings like a track, but useless for trail rider's

    • @challengerjj9760
      @challengerjj9760 3 года назад +3

      I mean some will go faster than gas! Not amazon obviously.

    • @berryreading4809
      @berryreading4809 3 года назад +3

      I gotta disagree, silently trespassing at up to 80mph off-road on closed private or non ORV trails, possibly to gain better hunting spots is Texas as hell 🤣

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A_/видео.html

  • @brandensmith7703
    @brandensmith7703 3 года назад +468

    “Them antifa kids are my heroes. Why didn’t I think of destroying my community when things didn’t go my way?!” - Shit Texans would never say

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 3 года назад +5

      @D Hill It's funny because Texas tried to destroy the nation when things didn't go their way back in 1861.

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +14

      @@pappy374 Not really. They seceded, and the north refused to order the withdrawal of their troops from southern land, so the Confederates attacked. I get what you're trying to say, but it's just not really historically accurate.

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 3 года назад +3

      @@drybrucke1 Texas fought against the Union, on the side of slave owners. That makes them traitors. Heck, they joined the Union in 1845 and just 11 years later stabbed it in the back.

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +3

      @@pappy374 I never said it wasn't traitorous. I just said that they didn't try to destroy the nation.

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 3 года назад +3

      @@drybrucke1 They seceded from the nation and then fought a war against it. I'd say that qualifies as trying to destroy it.

  • @LeewardStudios
    @LeewardStudios 3 года назад +41

    Amen from the Volunteer State. You know the people who went to Texas to help them win independence from Mexico.

    • @lostsoul1810
      @lostsoul1810 3 года назад +6

      Us real Texans always tip hats to Tennessee boys. We don't forget.

    • @allanbranson
      @allanbranson 3 года назад +4

      Aye-thanks to the Volunteer State for Davy Crockett and many others.

    • @markbuildstx
      @markbuildstx 3 года назад +5

      Only True Texans understand. We don’t forget our brothers from Tennessee.

    • @elpidiovillarreal6246
      @elpidiovillarreal6246 3 года назад +1

      @@lostsoul1810 fuck, but most do forget about all the tejanos who fought for independence.

    • @mjo0311
      @mjo0311 3 года назад +1

      As the ole sayin goes... "T for Texas, T for Tennessee"

  • @collegebro85
    @collegebro85 3 года назад +36

    You had me at the George Strait line, even though I knew it was a joke…as a native Texan, NO ONE badmouths *King George* 😜

  • @gerard4life673
    @gerard4life673 3 года назад +75

    Better believe that Texans don't say that blasphemy. Blood is red for a reason..

  • @AngryBusDriver
    @AngryBusDriver 3 года назад +186

    " I can't wait to frame a copy of my vaccine passport. " " I can't wait to make a collage of my updated vaccine passports. "

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +6

      I got one ! "Thank golly we have a working power grid !"

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад

      I'm getting the first two for pfizer because I feel these are for show, the booster shots are what I'm worried about

    • @JohnDoe-uq9ni
      @JohnDoe-uq9ni 3 года назад

      get in the helicopter

    • @DivineMercySaves
      @DivineMercySaves 3 года назад

      @@williewilson2250 unless you're at a high risk of dying from COVID (old, comorbidities, obese, etc.) I'd say don't get that experimental gene therapy injected into you. Hell even for those folks this treatment might be more dangerous than the disease. At least don't base your decision on the propaganda or societal pressure.

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад

      @@DivineMercySaves I've already gotten it, I'll tell you when shit hits the fan

  • @unitedstatesofamerica6192
    @unitedstatesofamerica6192 3 года назад +38

    "This here is a gun free zone." - No true Texan ever

  • @rjstine1247
    @rjstine1247 3 года назад +79

    Something else Texans won't say: anything Evan Hafer says, basically.

    • @Jess1234
      @Jess1234 3 года назад +6

      As a Texan I would say Evan needs to go back to Utah where he belongs,transplant

    • @jasonmiles1793
      @jasonmiles1793 3 года назад +3

      @@Jess1234 easy there. Utah doesn't want him either.

    • @noahsorensen3895
      @noahsorensen3895 3 года назад +4

      @@Jess1234 the mormons are actually American loving people, they don't want him

  • @vinylexplorer9817
    @vinylexplorer9817 3 года назад +93

    - "what would you do if somebody broke into your house?
    - "Probably just grab my pepper spray" LOL 1:25

    • @robw9435
      @robw9435 3 года назад +2

      "I don't know" would have been another good answer.

    • @thereececarter
      @thereececarter 3 года назад +3

      I’d call my neighborhood watch councilor.

    • @demoniclily1892
      @demoniclily1892 3 года назад +2

      Let em take what they want, afterall I don't value my stuff over their human lives.
      Sike!

    • @badgermoon9229
      @badgermoon9229 3 года назад +1

      This works if by pepper you mean bird shot to the face.

    • @Rand0m_Mex1can14
      @Rand0m_Mex1can14 3 года назад

      Yeah in Texas we get our guns

  • @adamcarlson6004
    @adamcarlson6004 3 года назад +105

    Evan looks like a 9yr old at a 4H event. I can’t stop re-watching and laughing at him.

    • @markbuildstx
      @markbuildstx 3 года назад +5

      Bro. He’s at the Black Rifle Chapter of 4H

    • @dirtrida274
      @dirtrida274 3 года назад +4

      Thanks now that’s all I can see.

    • @adamcarlson6004
      @adamcarlson6004 3 года назад +2

      @@dirtrida274 You’re welcome! Hahaha

    • @OvelNick
      @OvelNick 3 года назад

      @@adamcarlson6004 they did him dirty sticking him next to that 5' gate in the thumbnail! Not cool!

  • @gagewilliams3822
    @gagewilliams3822 3 года назад +23

    as a native Texan born and raised in a small town with about 1500 people this is absolute gold!!!

  • @Fallout777
    @Fallout777 3 года назад +46

    Isn't Hillary Clinton the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

    • @vonn4017
      @vonn4017 3 года назад +1

      its the kankles

    • @Brett33
      @Brett33 3 года назад +3

      " Sh!t even Bill Clinton won't say "

  • @samuelhull6008
    @samuelhull6008 3 года назад +249

    One of the best! They might NOT say, "hey we like all the illegals, tear down that wall"

    • @TheVodec
      @TheVodec 3 года назад +1

      lol ... Remember when the Anglos were the illegals and the Mexicans let them all come in. I guess I was the only one paying attention in 7th grade History.

    • @brandona4618
      @brandona4618 3 года назад +4

      @@TheVodec you may have paid attention to that class but it was 3 years behind and caused you to focus on 1 thing. A misplaced hypocritical view against white folks. Your a typical uneducated hippy in this conversation. Its above your paygrade boy. Go back to covering your face and burning your corner stores blaming others for laziness and stupidity. Grow a spine and stop placing 1000 years of laziness on 10 minutes worth of 12 peoples bad stories

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade 3 года назад +2

      @@TheVodec Based on your statement you only half paid attention.

    • @TheVodec
      @TheVodec 3 года назад

      @@Zael_Moonblade Enlighten me.

    • @joe1940
      @joe1940 3 года назад +2

      @@TheVodec Who did the Mexicans get the land from? They aren't "indigenous people" .

  • @dksix1905
    @dksix1905 3 года назад +101

    "George Strait? How bout play some real country music" I don't even know what kind of sick twisted mind could have thought of that one.

    • @MBest11x
      @MBest11x 3 года назад +10

      😅😅😅

    • @johndoe1678
      @johndoe1678 3 года назад +5

      I just want to know what we're they referring to when they said "real country music"

    • @stevenrannals5998
      @stevenrannals5998 3 года назад +3

      @@johndoe1678 probably Kane brown or Taylor swift before she went pop.

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 3 года назад +1

      Fuckers insulting King George...

    • @Falcun21
      @Falcun21 3 года назад +5

      @@johndoe1678 Real country music would have been George Jones and those of his generation. When you say King George, you gotta clarify, George the 1st or George the 2nd. But for this skit, I think they may mean Lil Nas X's Old Town Road or the like.

  • @MadMFox
    @MadMFox 3 года назад +61

    Matt brought a tear to my eye.

    • @nhtom8
      @nhtom8 3 года назад +5

      must be the pepper spray...

    • @MadMFox
      @MadMFox 3 года назад

      @@nhtom8 Gotta be

  • @CommandandConquest
    @CommandandConquest 3 года назад +25

    "Soy burgers are well done..." so much is wrong with that line.

  • @Ebolacrash
    @Ebolacrash 3 года назад +66

    1:42 DIXIE CHICKS ARE THE BEST ! the way he throws his hat in anger as if someone said dixie chicks suck has me laughing in tears.

    • @green2bluedad182
      @green2bluedad182 3 года назад +3

      Thanknyouuu I have been trying to figure that out for soooooo long.

    • @thesnowbold1632
      @thesnowbold1632 3 года назад +1

      At first viewing, I had no clue what he said. But once I did, I laughed so hard at this.

    • @southslastrebel2575
      @southslastrebel2575 3 года назад +1

      They were pretty good before they went all woke and changed their name

  • @Wppk765
    @Wppk765 3 года назад +42

    Awwwhhh shiiiiiit! That Ted Cruz one right at the beginning had me laughing!

  • @Sprocket-js4nr
    @Sprocket-js4nr 3 года назад +34

    How about "Austin's got the whole homeless problem ironed out."

  • @alexanderheindselman768
    @alexanderheindselman768 3 года назад +22

    “Just kidding not even doing that for a skit” I play for my school and every sport we play we have the anthem you best believe nobody’s breaking during that

  • @aaronlopez3585
    @aaronlopez3585 3 года назад +107

    "I'm from Cali and I hate soy burgers, tofurky, tofu dog's and most of all soy "milk" how the heck do you milk a soybean? I almost keeled over when I thought he was going to take a knee. 😂

    • @dbnews2261
      @dbnews2261 3 года назад +3

      Well Mat is from Cali

    • @OKBushcraft
      @OKBushcraft 3 года назад +7

      @@dbnews2261 he spent his share behind enemy lines.

    • @ckay6485
      @ckay6485 3 года назад +1

      Sooo you’ve tried soy burgers???

    • @notmyregret
      @notmyregret 3 года назад +3

      Ngl, from michigan and never saw soy anything. Basically eat corn, potatoes, and beef here

    • @korbinsoens3117
      @korbinsoens3117 3 года назад

      Grab dem tiddies and pull rapidly

  • @annoyeddoge6138
    @annoyeddoge6138 3 года назад +52

    As a Texan I thank you

  • @junepeyer1200
    @junepeyer1200 3 года назад +40

    As a brand new Texan (San Antonio...!!!)
    I’d say Texans don’t say:
    “My mask makes me feel safe after all this time...I’ll just keep wearing it. “
    “Thanks, Governor Abbott for lifting the mask mandates and GIVING us our freedoms back.”
    “It’s so much a habit, I forgot to take my mask of after I left the store.”
    ❤️BRCC!!!

    • @malgus1212
      @malgus1212 3 года назад +1

      They aint stupid they know cloth mask r useless

    • @1974billym
      @1974billym 3 года назад +1

      A1 on the Gov. Grabbit line lol. Welcome to Texas!

    • @cw4558
      @cw4558 3 года назад +3

      @@malgus1212 yup... go by a box of n95s and read the fine print lol the things are useless.. there turning into the “new cigarette butts” lying all over the ground

    • @junepeyer1200
      @junepeyer1200 3 года назад +3

      @@1974billym thanks! !!!!! I really feel like I’m home here in Texas!!! We spent the last 6 years stationed in Germany....it was getting seriously fascistic (again). over there in the last year.....ugh!!!

    • @junepeyer1200
      @junepeyer1200 3 года назад +4

      @@malgus1212 they are useless.....it’s all about control. Some people get off on making you perform for them....
      It’s curious-here in San Antonio I see a lot of people wearing the cloth masks in the FRESH air of the parking lots...
      I think to myself, “Are these people just wearing their masks like that in hopes that the virus will go away totally? “. *It is here to stay like flu and the common cold...)
      Or- is it a ‘go along to get along’ thing.?.........still analyzing that psychological component...........

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 3 года назад +16

    "I'm not doing that, even for a skit"
    Well, now I have to subscribe.

  • @johnnybravo6396
    @johnnybravo6396 3 года назад +88

    "I don't care if I lose power in Texas, the green new deal is worth it!!!"

    • @mclt8883
      @mclt8883 3 года назад +3

      Oh....Wait....didn't we try that already. How did that turn out.

    • @corpsman1980
      @corpsman1980 3 года назад +1

      Oooff

    • @alectrujillo175
      @alectrujillo175 3 года назад

      Texas winter storm enters the chat.

    • @JosephMensman
      @JosephMensman 3 года назад +1

      Dude y’all lost y’all power because you did it your way with oil and gas and your own power grid

  • @johnkamot3237
    @johnkamot3237 3 года назад +90

    "Just kidding, not doing that even for a skit" LMFAO!!!

  • @Juicy_4220
    @Juicy_4220 3 года назад +14

    "Just kidding im not doing that even for a skit" matt, we love you. Thank you to you and the boys for your sacrifices and keep on doing what you do, god bless and much love. Be safe, team USA

  • @dovahbear0
    @dovahbear0 3 года назад +16

    Another thing Texan's don't say
    "st michael is the archangel patron saint of racist"

  • @farr0nann132
    @farr0nann132 3 года назад +66

    Fuckin' love how 100% into this skit Evan is. "DIXIE CHICKS ARE THE BEST!"

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash 3 года назад +2

      i can watch that in a loop for hours........HOURS!

  • @CyonisCyberFox
    @CyonisCyberFox 3 года назад +48

    As someone from Texas, I can confirm this!

  • @billfrank5236
    @billfrank5236 3 года назад +51

    What he really meant by "One for me two for the government" was for a double tap

  • @adammiller8096
    @adammiller8096 3 года назад +17

    That was funny how he pretended to start kneel but then was like “nah, not even for a skit”

  • @hectormorales5306
    @hectormorales5306 3 года назад +15

    I live in San Antonio Texas and I Support this message...
    🤣 Fack No we don't say that shit !!!!

  • @GunCrewof2
    @GunCrewof2 3 года назад +24

    Lost my shit when y’all mentioned the defense attorney billboards! Also the very last skit was perfect 👍🏻

    • @allanbranson
      @allanbranson 3 года назад

      Me too. My god how many of those things are there?

  • @novazo1
    @novazo1 3 года назад +3

    I lost it at the Davey Crockett and the dudes face. Like "damn, you really went there."

  • @rcmore1470
    @rcmore1470 3 года назад +17

    I am a Texan and I can 💯 percent approve of this message

  • @roy6907
    @roy6907 3 года назад +31

    Sometimes, I worry Texas is losing its way. Then, BRCC posts something and I sleep peacefully

  • @withoutfurtheradoforever
    @withoutfurtheradoforever 3 года назад +53

    That split second when you think that Mat might kneel and you almost skit yourself.

    • @cosmicwolf4240
      @cosmicwolf4240 3 года назад +6

      I was about to flip out at that exact second then all faith was restored

    • @The_Highlander001
      @The_Highlander001 3 года назад +2

      I am a disabled vet and I kneel for the National Anthem.

    • @daveb3910
      @daveb3910 3 года назад +3

      @@The_Highlander001 you earned the right to brother! Thank you!

    • @warflowers5639
      @warflowers5639 3 года назад

      @@The_Highlander001 why? Did you break your legs or something?

    • @gderdall1213
      @gderdall1213 3 года назад +1

      @@The_Highlander001 full of shit..

  • @gevaddertod1907
    @gevaddertod1907 3 года назад +13

    "i will distance myself from someone who uses his gun in self-defence" ----oh that's right u did that

  • @danielohara2974
    @danielohara2974 3 года назад +17

    I especially loved the end...respect to Mat.

    • @ronws2007
      @ronws2007 3 года назад

      I agree. Not even for a skit.

  • @markb4188
    @markb4188 3 года назад +87

    Here's one a Texan would NEVER say....."The Texian's had it coming at Goliad. They should have just given back that canon."

    • @connorfoster2712
      @connorfoster2712 3 года назад +6

      or "they should have just given the Alamo to Mexico"

    • @josephpadula2283
      @josephpadula2283 3 года назад +7

      For the nonTexans Golidad was where the Texans surrendered
      During the war for independence with Mexico with a promise from the winning general for good treatment.
      Santa Anna ordered them executed despite the agreement.
      Goliad massacre it is called.

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 3 года назад +1

      in reality, that pepper spray... with an attachment that is a 12-gauge shotgun hahaha

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 года назад +6

      Instead of "come and take it," they should have just said "here, you can have it"

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-j4kxCZQD_A-/видео.html

  • @toddrklein3188
    @toddrklein3188 3 года назад +17

    As a Texan I laughed out loud. Good stuff, and that is definitely not Texan speak. # BRC Rocks

  • @treywolfe6530
    @treywolfe6530 3 года назад +2

    These men threw their hats for a video. That's devotion right there.

  • @williammccaslin8527
    @williammccaslin8527 3 года назад +16

    Oh shit, ya'll went over the top on this one, I still can't quit laughing

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 3 года назад +13

    1:02 THAT IS THE MOST UNAMERICAN THING I'VE HEARD TODAY!

  • @claretindustries8616
    @claretindustries8616 3 года назад +30

    Love you wouldn't even kneel for a skit RESPECT BROTHER 👊👊🤛💯

  • @bobthealien702
    @bobthealien702 3 года назад +3

    “That AOC has some good points”
    Had me rolling

  • @tylerweiss-fierro3731
    @tylerweiss-fierro3731 3 года назад +38

    Mat almost had me at the end 😂

  • @clearly_2967
    @clearly_2967 3 года назад +75

    "I don't base my entire personality off of being from Texas!"

    • @gmwwc
      @gmwwc 3 года назад +5

      Too bad

    • @roarkedunn2688
      @roarkedunn2688 3 года назад +2

      Clearly.

    • @chrislucero5708
      @chrislucero5708 3 года назад +1

      You should

    • @roarkedunn2688
      @roarkedunn2688 3 года назад

      @@chrislucero5708 flat and dry

    • @johnhinojosa5400
      @johnhinojosa5400 3 года назад

      @@roarkedunn2688
      No its not. You should do some research before you speak on something you know nothing about.

  • @BraddahBang
    @BraddahBang 3 года назад +8

    We don't say that shit ..none of it...around these parts of California. Just so you know....there is a resistance.

  • @MTFOphantom
    @MTFOphantom 3 года назад +3

    This video hits differently now

  • @ForYouUnknown
    @ForYouUnknown 3 года назад +173

    The sheer amount of respect that you earned from me for the ending is infinite, and i ain't even American! God save our Queen.

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 3 года назад +13

      For Harry, England, and Saint George!' My respect to you, may the sun never set on you good British!

    • @brushwolf
      @brushwolf 3 года назад +8

      Much respect for the fighting Brits!!!! From a Texan.

    • @crusader0074
      @crusader0074 3 года назад +7

      Rule Brittania!
      From a proud American from Georgia.

    • @TonyStark-yu4ot
      @TonyStark-yu4ot 3 года назад +8

      @Chet Muggins we don’t agree with their reason for kneeling. How does that = snowflake.

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 3 года назад +7

      @@TonyStark-yu4ot Eh don't even bother speaking to him brother he even looks like a troll, best not to give it attention.

  • @bruhdefense6935
    @bruhdefense6935 3 года назад +30

    We need a special edition of this for us Californians.

    • @cml524
      @cml524 3 года назад +5

      What you guys need is a complete house cleaning. 😉

    • @mikechouinard6162
      @mikechouinard6162 3 года назад

      Californians are the special edition

    • @mickeydeez9581
      @mickeydeez9581 3 года назад

      1/3 of Californians get it... 2/3 ꓘommifornians are descendants of Beto...

    • @jareddoran6605
      @jareddoran6605 3 года назад

      @@mickeydeez9581 that's the difference between California and LA. LA is a shithole, the rest of California is no different than the rest of the US

  • @cfarsi7506
    @cfarsi7506 3 года назад +19

    2:33
    “Just kidding, i’m not doing that, even for a skit”
    Mat, I could not agree with you more. WE KNEEL FOR NO MAN!
    “Kneel for God, stand for the flag”
    -Braxton Bennett

  • @flinchfu
    @flinchfu 3 года назад +10

    Why would Air Force One need an escalator if our President falls uphill?

  • @justinpahl5703
    @justinpahl5703 3 года назад +18

    So sharing this around New Zealand

  • @BlueEyedDevilHunter
    @BlueEyedDevilHunter 3 года назад +5

    BRCC thanks for the humor. Even in these "weirdest of times" these skits bring much much needed laughter.

  • @ZJ_Rubicon
    @ZJ_Rubicon 3 года назад +11

    I hope you guys put out a blooper real for this one haha.

  • @dreamdrone
    @dreamdrone 3 года назад +51

    You'll never hear a Texan refrain from supporting Kyle Rittenhouse.

    • @MultiStrings123
      @MultiStrings123 2 года назад

      Unless you’re in Austin

    • @Marconius-SPQR
      @Marconius-SPQR 6 месяцев назад

      Ain't he runnin' for mayor of Gun Barrel City ??
      YES !
      That's a real Texas town .

  • @tacman2893
    @tacman2893 3 года назад +17

    A work of art .... simply a work of art. Lot of love from Saskatchewan! Howdy all!

    • @dakotaelliott1726
      @dakotaelliott1726 3 года назад +1

      Yes! Another Canadian! Howdy from Alberta!

    • @Spartan1337noob
      @Spartan1337noob 3 года назад +1

      Grew up in Wainwright AB, spent my teenage years in Regina Sask and now I live in GVA in BC. All I can say is people here are retarded. Not all of them, but fuck me.

    • @johnmccallum9542
      @johnmccallum9542 3 года назад

      @@Spartan1337noob southern Ontario has gone to crap as well, It has spread from the GTA now ,

  • @Doublezzranch
    @Doublezzranch 3 года назад +9

    2:30 GOOD GOD MAN, ALMOST SHIT RIGHT WHERE I STAND‼️
    Thanks for stopping there Mat.
    BRCC IN MY MUG OR LEAVE IT EMPTY

  • @RT-fe1mu
    @RT-fe1mu 3 года назад +8

    The 2 ladies were doll babies 😍 💕

    • @lowes891646
      @lowes891646 3 года назад

      Texas ladies are the BEST! They can out shoot every man from New York.

  • @ryanorand5509
    @ryanorand5509 3 года назад +5

    Austin sure does have their act together.

  • @bubbascoutdog
    @bubbascoutdog 3 года назад +4

    Funny, none of you boys are FROM Texas, but I guess y’all got here as fast as you could. Thank you for your service!

  • @RR31982
    @RR31982 3 года назад +13

    Our borders should’ve been opened a long time ago! What took so long?!

  • @alejandrocaballero7197
    @alejandrocaballero7197 3 года назад +23

    I’m a steak eating, gun carrying, no mask wearing, proud Texan! Sorry if that offends you... lol, I’m actually not the least bit sorry. Ya’ll have a great day, God bless each and every one of y’all!

    • @alejandrocaballero7197
      @alejandrocaballero7197 3 года назад +1

      @@Bruthah I hate to admit it but I voted for that same idiot for his first term... I think everyone is entitled to make mistakes every now and again

    • @e.e.8589
      @e.e.8589 3 года назад +1

      Whats your issue with the mask?

    • @brianmyers220
      @brianmyers220 3 года назад

      @@e.e.8589 What’s your issue with people that publicly speak up that the masks are straight bull shit?

    • @joshuabowman2260
      @joshuabowman2260 3 года назад +1

      *coronavirus has entered the chat

    • @e.e.8589
      @e.e.8589 3 года назад +1

      @@brianmyers220 just wanted to know why you dont wear them. But it looks like you think masks arent useful.

  • @TheMovieTeaser
    @TheMovieTeaser 3 года назад +10

    Go woke go broke

  • @reconty2133
    @reconty2133 3 года назад +4

    “Just kidding-not doing it even for a skit!” Epic!!!

  • @benc1927
    @benc1927 3 года назад +14

    Happy Anniversary of the Battle of San Jacinto fellow Texians!

    • @phluphie
      @phluphie 3 года назад +2

      THAT'S the battle to remember. We won that one.

  • @stevene6482
    @stevene6482 3 года назад +55

    “I’m going to donate to Act Blue this year” said no Texan (but was said by the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee)

    • @SgtRudySmith31bRet
      @SgtRudySmith31bRet 3 года назад +16

      I came here for this comment.

    • @stevene6482
      @stevene6482 3 года назад +3

      @@king_kiff3969 yeah, says once for Obama was because of a bet he lost, but he admitted he did it again at least once after that

    • @saiga12forme88
      @saiga12forme88 3 года назад +3

      Yeah and didn't he first lie about it even though its public record? There were 3 donations that we know of and possibly many more made in other people's names.

    • @theroachden6195
      @theroachden6195 3 года назад +3

      @@saiga12forme88 yeah he denied the first claim since it WAS photoshopped showing a donation of several THOUSAND dollars. It was a 500 donation when Obama ran against McCain on a lost bet.
      And for the record to a the dumbasses getting butt hurt over the donation to Act Blue, Act Blue is a payment processing center. You don't donate to it, your donations are accepted through it.
      What you guys fail to mention to mention is Evan donated 500 to McCain the same year to balance it out. If you think McCain was gonna be Obama you're smoking some bad shit.
      And he donated to Tulsi as a thank you so to speak for going after Hillary. Again, a candidate with ZERO chances of winning the Presidency.

    • @stevene6482
      @stevene6482 3 года назад +3

      @Chet Muggins spoken like a true whiny moron. The company prospered not by the value of their coffee, but because they presented as a pro2A company. When upper management is financially rewarding people that have pushed for bans, “buybacks”, and universal background checks then gives wishy washy partial denials before coming clean, it’s perfectly reasonable for their supporters to be upset.

  • @ruslanzinovyev9594
    @ruslanzinovyev9594 3 года назад +2

    The ending was the best part. Thank you BRCC!

  • @qwertyPROairsoft
    @qwertyPROairsoft 3 года назад +16

    "Kinda wish my horses would read more socialist literature" am dead 😂😂

    • @theroachden6195
      @theroachden6195 3 года назад

      That was the best line

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 3 года назад

      Everybody gangster until the horse seizes the means of production