All these years I've seen this vid, I've always had a hard time understanding him. After reading it, at least I now know what he is saying, But I STILL do not comprehend it lol!
if I had a nickel for every time I burned down the house making porkchop sandwiches, I'd have like a bunch of nickels, and I still wouldn't have a house....
If I had a million dollars for every time I heard someone say this, I'd have genital herpes on my porkchop sandwiches, and toilet full of peanut butter cups that were made of gold-plated, sweet and sour freezer bags. Like, literally.
Fireman: Boy's it's good thing that Joe was around to save you, huh, kid? What was he doing there anyway? Boy: He comes around when my parents are out. He says not to tell anyone cause it's our secret. Fireman: Wait, what?
Yep, it stays fresh. Like a really ripe fart that just seems to linger forever, but the aroma is so sweet that no one minds, and would miss it should it go.
I just wanna drink a bunch of Red Bull and run up to total strangers in public and be like, "I'm a computer. Stop doooownloadin. Yur naht cookin'. Porkchop sandwiches!"
+HolyTurbans I don't know you you don't know me don't make false accusations it wasn't fake or made up okay? Get off my comment if you're trying to troll because you're wasting your time
i just had a huge grease fire in my kitchen and it made me think of this. nothing like a good laugh to calm you down from nearly having a heart attack while your apartment burns down lmao
Interesting little tidbit: now you can get porkchop sandwiches for breakfast from Hardee's; that way, you won't accidentally set your kitchen on fire...
ok. im showing this to my local computer stores staff. AND IM NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER! they may have been in the buisness for 30+ years but they NEED to see the AWESOME power of the internet. this is the best example.
Beings will travel here from the farthest stretches of the universe to witness the hilarious glory of this video. It is the single greatest thing to happen to mankind since breathable oxygen. I win this epic defies further comment. 80,000 / 5
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Best thing ever: i convinced my girlfriend this was the real thing.
She doesn't speak english
+tiosopaman Where is she from?
She's a keeper!
That blank stare at the end just makes me lose it. Every time.
ikr 😂
(o_o)
I hate this one so much. Ever since my dad saw it, he runs into the kitchen yelling porkchop sandwiches everytime i'm cooking.
+liam kirk HAHAHA this made me laugh more than the actual video. Your dad has achieved ultimate dad joke status.
Your dad is amazing.
My god did that smell good.
FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD
That is NOT a dad joke!
d-d-d detective did dun goin' and you del me do tings I dun, runnin'
All these years I've seen this vid, I've always had a hard time understanding him. After reading it, at least I now know what he is saying, But I STILL do not comprehend it lol!
[Blank stare intensifies]
***** He is trying to talk about how the Detective told him to get out of the burning house as fast as fucking possible.
These are comedy fucking platinum
That face at the end: "I deal with these shitheads on a daily basis"
if I had a nickel for every time I burned down the house making porkchop sandwiches, I'd have like a bunch of nickels, and I still wouldn't have a house....
***** I said "if I had a nickel for every time I burned down the house..."
in reality, I have no nickels :-(
If I had a million dollars for every time I heard someone say this, I'd have genital herpes on my porkchop sandwiches, and toilet full of peanut butter cups that were made of gold-plated, sweet and sour freezer bags. Like, literally.
why is this STILL the best thing on RUclips? lmao
My god did that smell good.
Detect it, d- no going, and you tell me do things I done runnin'
(o_o)
GI JOEEEeeee... :-/
you notta cuukin
You tell me do things I done, runnin'
*lengthy blank stare*
- You nah' cookin
- Yehdo
pork chop sandwiches
Detect it, d- no going, and you tell me do things I done runnin'
+Golden Terrabyte O_O
G.I*Joooooooeeeee !
My GOD did that smell good.
+Cameron Alred lmao!!
the curtains seemed to be dowsed in gasoline
Insurance fraud
This never gets old, friggin hilarious...
haha his stone face at the end, priceless
"Detectit didda no going and you tell me do things I done runnin'."
That was seriously, the best part. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD :(
Alas, I've only one thumb to give thee.
Holy shit 10 years ago?
They were made in 2003. So, 13 years actually.
Gods, I feel so old now knowing that...
Doin the time warp.
@@markbrahmin7986 Holy shit, 16 years ago?
@@puredenizen it's just a jump to the left... };{)~>
don't know how many times i've watched this, but every time i do, i feel like i've broken a rib from laughing so hard...
priceless!!
seriously, i saw this so many years ago on ebaumsworld and its still hilarious to this day. whoever made these is a certifiable comedic genius.
Back when the internet was still cool...
So true...
Fireman: Boy's it's good thing that Joe was around to save you, huh, kid? What was he doing there anyway?
Boy: He comes around when my parents are out. He says not to tell anyone cause it's our secret.
Fireman: Wait, what?
Over 10 years later and this still has me rolling :)
still good, after all those years... ROFL
Yep, it stays fresh. Like a really ripe fart that just seems to linger forever, but the aroma is so sweet that no one minds, and would miss it should it go.
I just wanna drink a bunch of Red Bull and run up to total strangers in public and be like, "I'm a computer. Stop doooownloadin. Yur naht cookin'. Porkchop sandwiches!"
Lol.
This was my ringtone for about a year
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Years later and this is still funny.
Truly, the peak of the Internet.
And advent of delicious pork chop sandwiches.
his face at the end gets me every friggin' time. comedic gold.
So, this randomly played during class and like the whole class was laughing so ahrd it was so embarrassing
+Sugar Ourworld Thanks for sharing your made up story
+HolyTurbans it wasn't made up
Thanks for sharing your fake story
+HolyTurbans I don't know you you don't know me don't make false accusations it wasn't fake or made up okay? Get off my comment if you're trying to troll because you're wasting your time
I may not know you but both of us know you made up that story for attention
i love how he's swearing and panicking but he's not moving hahahahah
Thanks Mark and Kristian! 👌👍
No matter how many times I watch this, I end up in tears from laughter. Every time.
I love how he's physically calm when telling them to get out but he is mentally over reactive.
I watch this every so often and laugh my ass off
every. single. time.
This shit is so funny I almost puked on my keyboard XD
+promatt5 oh shit that's bad........... get the fuck outta there you stupid idiots
almost every time i immediately go running for something urgent, i've always had the habit to scream "porkchop sandwiches!"
This is what RUclips was made for.
Ha ha ha! I never get sick of these, it's like my routine to watch them daily!
Porkchop sandwiches! Lmao
"You tell me do things I done runnin'!"
That poor kid. There's no bus in the world short enough for him.
Classic RUclips
0:14 I'd probably react the exact same way if I'd run into a housefire.
LMFAO!!!! I'm crying! XD
Even after 6 years, this is still funny as hell
"you're not coookin?" haha this cracks me up everytime, the ending makes me cry from laughing
After seven years, still the funniest thing I've seen on the intro-webs. The best.
In coming years scientists will study this video multiple times to understand the genius of this gold mine of knowledge.
This was the best parody of ALL the GI Joe PSA's ... EVER... PERIOD
The cold, dead stare at the end is what gets me the most
I haven't watched this in so long. I forgot how hilarious this was. Man!
That close up at the end gets me every time.
i just had a huge grease fire in my kitchen and it made me think of this. nothing like a good laugh to calm you down from nearly having a heart attack while your apartment burns down lmao
i saw these gi joe vids on myspace like 5 years ago. THIS IS THE BEST!! LOL
"detective did you know going and you tell me do things I don't runnin"
omg why is this so funny?
Man, I was have a REALLY crappy day at work, then I saw this video, and I'm literally in TEARS from laughing so hard.
Interesting little tidbit: now you can get porkchop sandwiches for breakfast from Hardee's; that way, you won't accidentally set your kitchen on fire...
But then you don't get that amazing aroma. My god does it smell good!
Over a decade later and I still get a smile watching this.
Academy award winner for best dialogue.
the voice for that guys face is perfect.........the face at the end is the best
This is still definitely the best of the PSA's they did.
anytime my dad comes in the house, he'll always yell "Porkchop Sandwiches!"
His face at the end is the most epic thing ever to see.
Haven't seen this video in 8 yrs... still fantastic
i will never understand these videos, but i will never stop finding them funny
This is my fav out of them all!
"My god did that smell good.." lmfao!
"Porkchop Sandwiches" - for every time something catches on fire.
I love how at the very end, he just sits there like "What the hell is wrong with this kid?" -laugh-
I swear this never gets old.
This was the very first one I ever saw and it's the best one. I remember when I saw this back in 04 with my bro. We were laughter sooo hard. xD
"Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here! What are you doing!?" Gets me every time haha. I love random swearing! :D
ok. im showing this to my local computer stores staff. AND IM NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER! they may have been in the buisness for 30+ years but they NEED to see the AWESOME power of the internet. this is the best example.
"You unnoticed howta cook anything"
"Yeh do"
lol, the blank stare at the end is perfect
Haha, for some reason I always laugh the hardest when he pushes that last kid telling him to "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
The blank stare at the end!!!! hahahahahahaha!
"Dectective, did ya know goin,and you thell me do tings, I done runnin" *awkward silence*
0:10 "The more memorable forgotten were trapped there were two of the conscientious yourselves has that very through history." LOL
4 years ago I wish I never saw this I still say Porkchop sandwiches when I hear a food timer
These lines will be my last words to my sister on my death bed. These PSAs have changed our lives.
lol that last
"Get the FUCK out!" kills me every time
I always thought it was "you like cooking?" "Yeh dude"
The fact that "PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES" is an achievement in Saints Row 3 just makes my life SO complete.
I have watched this about 1 million times now
LMAO he's like a damn child "PORKCHOP SANDWITCHES!!" *sprinting down hall*
In situations when one needs to run, just scream "Porkchop Sandwiches!"
The message will be heard.
still after all these years its the best one
...And you tell me two things and I go running. My new motto.
I have watched this at least 40 times. And I swear it just gets funnier.
This shit was way ahead of its time.
Almost 8 years old and it's still funny ever
Man, the auto-generated subtitles to this are absolutely _wild_
Beings will travel here from the farthest stretches of the universe to witness the hilarious glory of this video. It is the single greatest thing to happen to mankind since breathable oxygen.
I win this epic defies further comment.
80,000 / 5
this g.i. joes face is priceless at the end hehehehe
4 years later this still cracks me up.
That look at the end gets to me everytime.
porkchop sandwiches just fit in so perfectly.
i love the depressing gi joe sound at the end
I love how he threw in that last, "Get the fuck out!" right at the end : >D
"My God did that smell good!". Best part.