Best of G.I. Joe PSAs

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @conorbowen3360
    @conorbowen3360 Год назад +256

    "I'm a computah! Stop all the downloadin!"
    This has been stuck in my head for 15 years

  • @steventarantino8660
    @steventarantino8660 3 года назад +1884

    To who ever made this video I just want you to know that me and 8 friends have been quoting this for close to fifteen years. We know it word for word and it will never not be funny. We’ve always wanted to meet who ever made this. Best video ever

  • @Kaeseman
    @Kaeseman 8 лет назад +1642

    "alroight give em' the stick... DON'T GIVE EM' THE STICK"
    "you're not my dad"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @adampage593
      @adampage593 5 лет назад +40

      I yell this at people to assert dominance

    • @junomint9598
      @junomint9598 5 лет назад +19

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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    • @C33dis
      @C33dis 5 лет назад +1

      OOOOO G.aYYJOOOO

    • @jacobrodriguez8572
      @jacobrodriguez8572 5 лет назад +4

      I yell this too...

    • @missa9030
      @missa9030 4 года назад +1

      My coworker and I say this to each other daily

  • @Sakurachans28
    @Sakurachans28 2 года назад +418

    The fact this video is still on RUclips give me a tiny smidgen of hope for the future. Thank you, everyone responsible, for keeping this precious piece of history preserved for all time.

  • @imstoned6
    @imstoned6 8 лет назад +1225

    "I want someone to take me to the hospital."
    "You sure bout that?"

    • @campinginalaska
      @campinginalaska 5 лет назад +32

      You shoboudat

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 5 лет назад +12

      @@campinginalaska i say that at work a lot

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 5 лет назад +5

      @@ImageLimestone same here, when someone gets the reference, i go, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @cedarwho7
      @cedarwho7 4 года назад

      Ba bada ba

    • @koreanpathfinder
      @koreanpathfinder 4 года назад +3

      Because hospitals are expensive?

  • @chrisevil7012
    @chrisevil7012 6 лет назад +2262

    Ah yes, the early 2000's were a lawless place. thanks for maintaining the precious archive of the early days of the internet.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +17

      2000s*

    • @mcdonkey500
      @mcdonkey500 4 года назад +81

      @@englishatheart I'm sure he appreciates you fixing his incorrect apostrophe two years later. You're really making a difference with your life.

    • @marijuanaknowsomething6743
      @marijuanaknowsomething6743 4 года назад +15

      It's was like the wild west just internet edition and more hilarious.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 года назад +9

      That fucking PowerPoint ass opening

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 4 года назад +22

      -early 2000s
      --early days of the Internet
      you serious, child? That was after the dial-up era.

  • @dermeme-kanal8628
    @dermeme-kanal8628 4 года назад +630

    Dude the kid slipping in the ice going “OH FAWCK!“ Gets me every time

    • @crazeefingas33
      @crazeefingas33 Год назад +12

      Aw raight give ‘‘em the stick
      DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

    • @Dawg2005
      @Dawg2005 Год назад +4

      That and "i want someone to take me to the hospital" has ruined me since my formative years lmao

    • @Der_Heilige_Toaster
      @Der_Heilige_Toaster Год назад +4

      Oooooooooooohhhhhh

    • @VibeXplorer
      @VibeXplorer Год назад

      Best moment of the whole montage!

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 Год назад

      Get that kid off my ice you f’in wankahs!

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 4 года назад +656

    That soft, innocent way he says “help computuh” gets me every time

    • @dena81
      @dena81 2 года назад +6

      I done running gets me

    • @insanitist
      @insanitist 2 года назад

      =(

    • @dvidwayne1192
      @dvidwayne1192 2 года назад +15

      Hey kids, stop all the downloadin'!

    • @DLoyaL902
      @DLoyaL902 2 года назад

      Did u see the action figures that were released ??!!!

    • @RoachDogggJR
      @RoachDogggJR 2 года назад +8

      The phrases "help computer" and "porkchop sandwiches" are hardwired into my brain and vocab

  • @alexhaxan
    @alexhaxan 8 лет назад +1812

    like 50% of it is unintelligible but it's still so funny omg

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 7 лет назад +66

      W. Lee even some of the stuff you can understand makes no sense

    • @scribblypibbles4129
      @scribblypibbles4129 6 лет назад +37

      Don’t forget your sandwiches!

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 лет назад +67

      Back then people appreciated random, nonsensical humor more. It's the stuff you pull from your ass that sometimes shines the best.
      It was like doing improv but the internet way.

    • @ContingentCG
      @ContingentCG 5 лет назад +7

      @@phyrr2 You did a back then on a back then. It's a (back then)^2. Just shows how time passes when the remakes/parodies are old.

    • @alexhaxan
      @alexhaxan 5 лет назад +9

      @@ContingentCG God I feel so fucking old now

  • @joedurm7427
    @joedurm7427 9 лет назад +227

    "Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?" - Puts me in stitches every time.

    • @Weedandbombs
      @Weedandbombs 2 года назад +21

      johnny, do ya play baseball?

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 Год назад +7

      It’s like I’m looking in a mirror

    • @PhthaloType
      @PhthaloType Год назад +10

      To this day, my standard response to any kind of confusion is "dockside bars?" No one ever gets it...

  • @coreytaylor447
    @coreytaylor447 4 года назад +535

    love the native guy who isnt even speaking english but everyone pretends to understand him and then responds in english

    • @Rainmanthereal
      @Rainmanthereal 3 года назад +4

      So freakin funny !!!!!
      My eyes are tearing

    • @nancyfelix9633
      @nancyfelix9633 3 года назад +3

      That's Spirit.

    • @harrish.r430
      @harrish.r430 2 года назад +9

      he's speaking navajan

    • @BlackBearNE
      @BlackBearNE Год назад +6

      It’s such a wonderful experience here with him.

    • @MesserXxomby
      @MesserXxomby 3 месяца назад

      @@harrish.r430 what is he saying? i am stupid white man

  • @TinyVio-Lynn
    @TinyVio-Lynn 4 года назад +56

    “I just stick it, flip it, and see ya later, bye!” I still say that line to this day.

  • @OrignalRecipe92
    @OrignalRecipe92 8 лет назад +1233

    The goddamn firefighter gets me EVERY time

    • @LladyDisturbed
      @LladyDisturbed 8 лет назад +6

      OrignalRecipe92 rofl YES!

    • @JorgeMendez-rt3co
      @JorgeMendez-rt3co 7 лет назад +14

      you thcooking?

    • @almason253
      @almason253 7 лет назад +38

      It's the scateboarding one that does it for me. "Look at all your different colored hats!" Never laughed so hard.

    • @jondoe4sho
      @jondoe4sho 6 лет назад +21

      Oh, I don’t ownnnn, a pickle.... I just wanna ride my Motor-Cy-cle

    • @realitymegabites4816
      @realitymegabites4816 5 лет назад +30

      OrignalRECIPE92 Pork chop sandwiches!

  • @martymcfly2857
    @martymcfly2857 8 лет назад +1789

    NICE CATCH BLANCO NINO

    • @andygramajo8133
      @andygramajo8133 8 лет назад +235

      But too bad your ass got SAAAACCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDDDD....

    • @monsterlovesme
      @monsterlovesme 8 лет назад +17

      +Andy Gramajo I'm still laughing

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 8 лет назад +3

      Rick Harrison you been smoking that chumlee meth? thats how all yall lost all that weight, jenny crank diet.. lol much love

    • @semonyx
      @semonyx 7 лет назад +3

      Sha-mazing

    • @BurmudaTriangleTV
      @BurmudaTriangleTV 7 лет назад +26

      But too bad your ass got
      S A C K E D

  • @chefbruhardee7015
    @chefbruhardee7015 7 лет назад +226

    "Alright, give him the stick!" *"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"*

    • @snesfan8935
      @snesfan8935 3 года назад +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @galenhart
      @galenhart 3 года назад +6

      “Do you know my dad?”

    • @suannwitt
      @suannwitt 2 года назад +2

      @@snesfan8935 G.I. JOOOOOOOOE!

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 Год назад +110

    The early/mid-2000s were such a golden age of weird internet humor like this. I mean people still make oddball jokes on the internet today but it's usually just lazy, low-effort memes and gifs and shit like that. The amount of work and committment people used to put into surreal internet comedy like this back in the day was really something else, especially considering how non-user-friendly most editing software was at the time.

    • @redi6
      @redi6 Год назад +7

      totally agree. someone at work mentioned these PSAs on a teams call today, I hadn't watched these in at least 10 years. I'm old enough to have been around when these first came out. the old internet was full of amazing offbeat bizarre humour like this.

    • @jonnyturtleneck7153
      @jonnyturtleneck7153 Год назад

      Tom green oddball

    • @kenthknicket6500
      @kenthknicket6500 4 месяца назад

      oh fuck I miss YTMND

    • @mangokungen
      @mangokungen 3 месяца назад

      For real

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV 3 месяца назад +1

      oh yeah, I'm sure they had a team of writers working around the clock to make this 🥴

  • @philv2529
    @philv2529 8 лет назад +784

    I saw these things back in the early 2000's and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. Unfortunately most of my friends do not have my sense of humor and think they are just dumb.

    • @philv2529
      @philv2529 8 лет назад +32

      Oh and pork chop sandwiches is the best, followed by take the stick don't take the stick.

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 8 лет назад +21

      Luckily I had friends who all loved this kind of stuff when this was relatively new (watched on Ebaums World, of course). At least with the internet, you can find all us weirdo's who find this shit still funny after all these years. I was an 17-18 year old when I first watched it, still funny as a 31 year old.

    • @philv2529
      @philv2529 8 лет назад +13

      The Fat Turtle they are even funnier if you grew up actually watching the originals on GI Joe.

    • @Sir_C_
      @Sir_C_ 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah, this video (along with MANY others) are only funny to those who originally viewed them back when "funny" was low-res videos of people getting hit in the dick.
      Don't get me wrong, I STILL like watching people get hit in the dick...But only if it's a .gif, and presented as a cascade on a singular website.

    • @ericdunn9001
      @ericdunn9001 8 лет назад +8

      Back when Ebaumsworld and newgrounds (beebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!) had hilarious stuff

  • @Jacquibim
    @Jacquibim 8 лет назад +821

    "You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire"
    I don't know why this is so god damn funny.

    • @heynowww.
      @heynowww. 7 лет назад +8

      Jacquibim lmao i started reading that the same time that dude took off his helmet

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 лет назад +7

      That one was always my favorite.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 4 года назад

      I didn't laugh the whole video until that one, and then I laughed so hard for several minutes. I haven't laughed like that in ages.

    • @itsfreerealestate6747
      @itsfreerealestate6747 4 года назад +2

      Porkchop sandwiches!

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 4 года назад

      Sounds like something Chump would say 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jebvoorhees125
    @jebvoorhees125 8 лет назад +544

    This is the first time watching this in over 12-13 years. I laughed so hard I had to pause to breath.

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 8 лет назад +7

      Same. Can't even smoke, laughing too much.

    • @benjaminfoster6696
      @benjaminfoster6696 8 лет назад +14

      Literally crying on the Indian one.

    • @jebvoorhees125
      @jebvoorhees125 7 лет назад

      thanks for the E.

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 лет назад

      I stumbled across this looking for some actual psa's from the old cartoon just now. I'm crying so hard it's just so funny

    • @LTR1420
      @LTR1420 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha same. I remember watching all of these on Ebaums when I was like 14.

  • @perdedoronline
    @perdedoronline 4 года назад +310

    "Pork chop sandwiches" still has me 💀 even in 2020😂🤣😂

    • @Haruspell
      @Haruspell 2 года назад +8

      MY DAD USED TO SHOW ME THAT ALL THE TIME AS A YOUNG AGE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @forg0tin397
      @forg0tin397 Год назад +12

      Man did that smell good.

    • @evilstereofairy
      @evilstereofairy Год назад +4

      Still lmao after all these years 😂

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 Год назад +1

      The best part is when the kid asks the Indian, “you didn’t take anything from my tent did you?”

    • @Shoutatclouds
      @Shoutatclouds 10 месяцев назад

      2023

  • @whoizmdot
    @whoizmdot 8 лет назад +180

    every once in awhile i have to come back and watch this

    • @ItsJacobyay
      @ItsJacobyay 8 лет назад +5

      marcodeangelo been 9 years lol

    • @boabysands123
      @boabysands123 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah. It's only been one or two years for me this time. Just decided I better download it with the way things are going on the internet. "What's up dawg?"

    • @broncosbreaks
      @broncosbreaks 2 года назад

      Today is my once-in-a-while

  • @shaidyn8278
    @shaidyn8278 8 лет назад +201

    Nine years later and I still laugh when I watch it.

  • @BaldBearded101
    @BaldBearded101 10 лет назад +106

    One day I will die.
    But this will always be somewhere on the internet. Always. It is eternal.

  • @hellacatsFB
    @hellacatsFB Год назад +42

    it's been 15 years, and i still can't make it two minutes in without tears of laughter streaming down my face every time

    • @misero6130
      @misero6130 Год назад +1

      It really is timeless

    • @hellacatsFB
      @hellacatsFB Год назад +3

      ​@@misero6130 it's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 месяца назад

      ​@@hellacatsFB *Native American!

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 9 лет назад +566

    BODY MASSAGE

  • @TsundereSupreme
    @TsundereSupreme 10 лет назад +72

    8:34
    "Hey aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"
    "I love your movie."

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 10 лет назад +141

    Man, the ice skating one is just SO PERFECT. From the "Last one there's a penis-pump" to the "AW FUCK". It's a masterpiece.
    The best of it's kind! 6/10 -IGN

  • @betterthanyesterday3912
    @betterthanyesterday3912 4 года назад +88

    That guy in the green coat and hat was actually giving some pretty solid advice that only an adult can give. Trying to save the kid some time, money, and embarrassing moments. Then realizes "he's a kid and he needs to find out some of this stuff on his own." Great bit.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 лет назад +133

    Saw these on ebaumsworld around 2001-2003. My friends and I are still quoting them today.

    • @misterfung
      @misterfung 9 лет назад +1

      Those were the originals! Blew our minds!

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 9 лет назад +7

      tylerdurden3891 Oh no kiddin..its one of those sacred tests, like Ariplane, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Back to School, Office Space, 16 Candles, Point Break, Scarface, Star Wars, Schwarzenegger, Step Brothers, Zoolander, the Simpsons, Family Guy. Basically you don't know these, then we're not friends
      Captain: Ever been in a cockpit before?
      Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
      Captain: Ever …seen a grown man naked?

    • @arctorusmedia
      @arctorusmedia 9 лет назад +4

      tylerdurden3891 This was what we had back then. This, the weird shit on Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon.

    • @Ogasso
      @Ogasso 6 лет назад +1

      Time flies comrades 😊

    • @virginiaclarke6518
      @virginiaclarke6518 6 месяцев назад

      Same!

  • @Gliitched
    @Gliitched 8 лет назад +224

    I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORCY.....CLE

    • @carusher6681
      @carusher6681 4 года назад +1

      Lol, that’s the best one.

    • @LeSoullessOne
      @LeSoullessOne 3 года назад +1

      I don't wanna dieee...

    • @mattcoker1385
      @mattcoker1385 6 месяцев назад +1

      “Maan imboutapressabuttawhataputa maan!”

  • @stevenaguilera9202
    @stevenaguilera9202 9 лет назад +579

    "Alright, give him the stick- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK !"
    "Do you know my dad ?"
    "O0o0ooo0o0o0o0o0oOO0o0o0o0o0Oo0o0o"
    LMFAO

    • @amberlykd
      @amberlykd 9 лет назад +2

      UHHHHHHHHHHHH. I say this daily at work.

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 9 лет назад +1

      +Amber Nicole and what do your coworkers say ?

    • @bobsaget2762
      @bobsaget2762 9 лет назад +2

      +Steven Aguilera who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    • @ambeaux4d
      @ambeaux4d 8 лет назад +2

      +Steven Aguilera they laugh and join in with a Porkchop Sandwiches comment. I showed them the video, of course. How could anyone not think this is funny? :)

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 8 лет назад +3

      Amber Nicole Luckily, they understand this humor; the coworkers I used to work with would have been dumbfounded lol

  • @birdy369
    @birdy369 Год назад +25

    These were memorized & recited in my house for many MANY years. Still are when the siblings n sht get together. These are the epitome of comedy for my teenage self and nothing has come close to entertaining me that much since.

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 10 месяцев назад +1

      I tell my brother "That's my money" all the time

  • @ChrisCa1601
    @ChrisCa1601 8 лет назад +152

    "Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."

  • @Polaroidon
    @Polaroidon 11 лет назад +75

    I've kinda been saddened by the fact that not much seems to make me laugh anymore these days, but this literally had me laughing until I had tears pouring out of my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Thank you so much for this.

  • @rapunzelagain
    @rapunzelagain 7 лет назад +121

    Oh man, I remember watching these on the Ebaum's World website. Years before RUclips existed.

    • @scoobydoobydoooo
      @scoobydoobydoooo 2 года назад +2

      Fuck, I actually remember that. So weird to think back on.

    • @purplesodapop
      @purplesodapop 6 месяцев назад

      Ebaum's world, AlbinoBlackSheep, and YTMND were like the foundation of my introduction to the internet.

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes Год назад +7

    2:08 the random “OOOOOOOOOOO” will never not fuck me up

  • @Harvick1
    @Harvick1 8 лет назад +200

    "You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you?" *ded*

  • @Nico-rr5co
    @Nico-rr5co 8 лет назад +680

    I have just one question for everybody:
    Who wants a body massage?

  • @Xamsims
    @Xamsims 8 лет назад +101

    Remember watching these back in highschool, still friggin hilarious.

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 Год назад +9

    I feel proud to know growing up in the 80’s as a huge GI Joe fan, having watched every episode and stupid PSA multiple times also watching these PSA remakes over the years, that I will always find these way funnier than anyone younger than me who didn’t. You had to be there to truly appreciate these.

  • @acktionjackson666
    @acktionjackson666 10 лет назад +97

    I forgot about the Reggae one and that shit caught me off guard. I fuckin spit my drink out!

    • @MrFluidRock
      @MrFluidRock 2 года назад +1

      Bottaweyat imma get the bus ridah, bottaweyat juwanna get the bus RIDOH!!

  • @yourmomisthegameandimalrea8518
    @yourmomisthegameandimalrea8518 8 лет назад +748

    the early 2000's was the weirdest shit ever

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 8 лет назад +132

      But it was good shit. 👌

    • @slipperyseagoose919
      @slipperyseagoose919 8 лет назад +3

      This was mostly what was on the radio.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 8 лет назад +17

      you sure 'bout dat?

    • @damienriffle8494
      @damienriffle8494 7 лет назад +22

      you mean the 80s

    • @Kjersten_w
      @Kjersten_w 7 лет назад +2

      Damien Riffle i think they're referring to when this was uploaded

  • @SoulNoodle
    @SoulNoodle 11 лет назад +45

    My favorite is the Native American dude where you have no idea what he's saying, but you have to listen cause it sounds so important.

  • @jaydem4862
    @jaydem4862 Год назад +6

    “GAME OVER YEAAAH!” I’m happy someone else caught that off Sega Rally back in the day

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn 8 лет назад +730

    "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!" hahaha classic!

    • @barristanselmy2758
      @barristanselmy2758 6 лет назад +23

      Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Get the fuck out!

    • @ericmoise1271
      @ericmoise1271 6 лет назад +11

      ive been saying that my entire life and if a girl gets the reference without me showing her im gonna marry her

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 6 лет назад +1

      Didn’t expect to find you here, crazier things have happened while looking at old memes at 2am though

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад

      @@barristanselmy2758 My GOD did that smell good.

  • @violettheory
    @violettheory 11 лет назад +149

    These had me laughing so hard at one point that I couldn't breathe. That guy in the underwater buzz lightyear suit gets me every time.

  • @McDiz
    @McDiz 13 лет назад +81

    You know a "Best Of" series is good when it contains every piece of original material. These videos defined a good portion of my teenage years.
    You all feel the same way.

  • @captainangel1078
    @captainangel1078 5 лет назад +110

    Your telling me these ARENT the original PSAs?

    • @captainangel1078
      @captainangel1078 3 года назад +3

      @Hello Newman No, who would have thought....

  • @demoasim
    @demoasim 10 лет назад +111

    The one with the boat is the best part.
    "Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"

  • @nekomako777
    @nekomako777 10 лет назад +253

    Give him the stick... DOOONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

    • @mellowandjello
      @mellowandjello 10 лет назад +16

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 7 лет назад

      Ah yes, my documentary Toe Hoes for Ghost

    • @SpankoSaurusRex
      @SpankoSaurusRex 7 лет назад +2

      Alan Arden "Do you know my dad?"

    • @defyingglory
      @defyingglory 7 лет назад

      Alan Arden Hahaha my fave!

  • @Gormelious
    @Gormelious 9 лет назад +363

    I'M A COMPUTA

    • @glitchmaster2672
      @glitchmaster2672 9 лет назад +30

      Help computer...

    • @BeerDad69
      @BeerDad69 8 лет назад +39

      Stop all the downloadin

    • @Iguana-Power
      @Iguana-Power 8 лет назад +24

      +BizarrePumpkin I don't know much about computers, other than- other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play em

    • @sebascc007
      @sebascc007 6 лет назад +1

      Stop all the HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RedCount99
      @RedCount99 6 лет назад

      Why is it when i started scrolling down the comments and saw this one this clip started

  • @smcgilli34
    @smcgilli34 4 года назад +19

    Ten years later, and this is still freakin hilarious!

  • @docsdomain
    @docsdomain 8 лет назад +204

    "Look at all your different colored little hats." "Who wants a body massage?"

  • @coconuthead1361
    @coconuthead1361 9 лет назад +71

    "Hey man you know how everyone goes to sleep feeling pretty good thinking everythings okay and then they wake up the next day and they're on fire"

  • @Destort
    @Destort 8 лет назад +170

    alrigh give him the sticDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

  • @jennykhvan3270
    @jennykhvan3270 3 года назад +3

    Today is January 14th, 2021. I turn 30 in 4 days. I first found these clips when i was 15 and let me tell you.. IM STILL LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I DID BACK THEN. I NEEDED THIS. THANK YOU OP.

  • @santorashane
    @santorashane 6 лет назад +125

    "Just dying to get my cigarettes" 😂

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 4 года назад +7

      I don’t know why that one was so damn funny to me.

    • @realtalk7832
      @realtalk7832 2 года назад +1

      That was the only line that made me even remotely crack a smile in this video and I don't even smoke.

    • @adannielsen2442
      @adannielsen2442 2 года назад +6

      @@realtalk7832 you have a heart of concrete

  • @RetroFan
    @RetroFan 8 лет назад +233

    I remember when me and my friend watched all these years ago on Ebaums World.

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 лет назад +9

      Ebaums was the best. Back in the days of AlbinoBlackSheep and Threebrain.

    • @JH-dr4xo
      @JH-dr4xo 6 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 6 лет назад +5

      same, dude. i miss those days, but at the same time... media has improved. it just needs a little nudge back into classic dubs and animations. that way, we will see the good ones quicker on the new improved platforms. i don't think RUclips will make that nudge, though.

    • @orkz7258
      @orkz7258 6 лет назад +5

      Course they won't they ban everything that isn't 100% made by its creators. Nudges won't help. Blame the big studios and producers I do, lost a lot of good music vids, comedy vids like this, reviews and mashups.

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 6 лет назад +1

      Yess

  • @Tkostelak
    @Tkostelak 6 лет назад +39

    Indisputably one of the best compilations ever put together.

  • @LuffyBlack
    @LuffyBlack 4 года назад +51

    Such a wonder experience with the indian. That had me crying laughing

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 9 лет назад +176

    holy cow im totally going so fast-AH FUCK!

  • @NexusSomnia
    @NexusSomnia 8 лет назад +83

    The ending of the Help Computer one will be the death of me

    • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
      @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 4 года назад

      My dad, sister, and I will still recite that one and the porkchop sandwiches one to this day.
      'Hey kid!'.....'Aaahhshdhdisirbtbtiwiiywyywjqbfb'.

  • @theblacksheep1000
    @theblacksheep1000 11 лет назад +30

    If you grew up between '84-'92 you are laughing your ass off right now at these!

    • @what8450
      @what8450 2 года назад +2

      i was born in '05 and this video tore me to shreds, i find it hilarious. i think it's funny for everyone but i do agree that 80's kids might have more of an attachment to it

  • @crxpirate
    @crxpirate Год назад +6

    this classic must be preserved in the United States National Film Registry. MASTERPIECE

  • @raycadbury
    @raycadbury 8 лет назад +70

    "auriught giv em the stic-*DONT GIVE EM TEH STICK*" "do you know my dad" "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

  • @dasovietunion3370
    @dasovietunion3370 8 лет назад +200

    5:57 why was he hiding in the pond with those kids?

    • @AKaudio
      @AKaudio 8 лет назад +21

      the robot sounds get me!!!

    • @Marth8880
      @Marth8880 8 лет назад +18

      Why are you not?

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 7 лет назад +2

      Da Soviet Union well, you know.

    • @Layde_Nyx19
      @Layde_Nyx19 5 лет назад +4

      When he came out of the water my first thought was “THOSE KIDS PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE POND FOR SKINNY DIPPING”

    • @RA-jm6qd
      @RA-jm6qd 5 лет назад +1

      Because his name is Joe Biden, creepy uncle Joe knows no bounds.

  • @DarkMoon1991
    @DarkMoon1991 8 лет назад +74

    I saw the Jamican one before this collab was made but I cried with laughter at the burning house one at 2:12

  • @316whatupz
    @316whatupz 3 года назад +2

    I am ashamed that I have not known about this gold quality content til now

  • @zzman305
    @zzman305 6 лет назад +32

    One of the things I love about these videos today is the pure mystery that comes from watching them. These pre-date the creation of RUclips, and we really don't know much about their creation besides that they were created by some graphics artist named "Eric Fenser" in early 2003 (possibly even earlier). They were originally passed around via VHS tapes and USB sticks in college dorms before eventually some found they're way on Ebaums world. Beyond that we don't know if they're all just gibberish, inside jokes for other people, or actually referencing something. "Eric Fenser" appears that it might actually be a stage-name or pseudonym, so the identity and creation of these videos is unknown. Its like some sort of ancient artifact of internet history. They just sort of.....exist....

    • @Rurne
      @Rurne Год назад +2

      Nah man, he’s from the Chi and was a contributor to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job! He also did some spot work on Sealab 2021, but his pal Doug Lussenhop really was a guiding hand in getting him onto the Adult Swim circuit. This isn’t new information, but yeah, the early 2000’s definitely saw a reclusive explosion of oddball creativity that seemed like a fever dream (and/or a hallucinogenic wasteland).

  • @Will-Xaru
    @Will-Xaru 9 лет назад +154

    Every time I get high I always have to watch this video for old times sake. Ah, so good. First time I watched this I almost died.

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 6 лет назад +1

      I'm doing this right now😂😂😂😂

  • @LittleSkippySkitty
    @LittleSkippySkitty 9 лет назад +38

    words cannot explain how much i worship this video

    • @dirkbastardrelief
      @dirkbastardrelief 3 года назад

      Yeah there’s something special about them. The sense of humor is unique, which is weird, since all anyone does on the Internet is imitate…

  • @Bnio
    @Bnio Год назад +3

    For nearly 20 years “Who wants a body massage?” has randomly popped into my head and it cracks me up every damn time.

  • @sup2069
    @sup2069 10 лет назад +16

    "Give'em the stick...DONT give'em the stick! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!"
    Tears of laughter have flown this hour.

  • @sortilegus
    @sortilegus 9 лет назад +113

    Susie don't forget your sandwiches! That I made you! Sandwiches!

    • @Amenomihashira
      @Amenomihashira 9 лет назад +35

      Look at all your different colored hats!

    • @klibs8
      @klibs8 6 лет назад +1

      love the tattoo

  • @satriaputrapratama4703
    @satriaputrapratama4703 8 лет назад +73

    i don't understand how a paramilitary organization is best suited for delivering PSA

  • @wma6019
    @wma6019 Год назад +19

    Internet content was universally genuinely better before people made money off it.

    • @Chaos447
      @Chaos447 Месяц назад

      The GI Joe PSAs were a short film made specifically to make money from an indie comedy festival...

    • @wma6019
      @wma6019 Месяц назад

      @@Chaos447 ah I remember only seeing them on random internet pages in the late 90s or early 2000s. Most likely FunnyJunk

  • @kurtu5
    @kurtu5 8 лет назад +162

    amaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh,
    a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark,
    so come
    fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
    sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus ride
    sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus rid
    fun time deh yah a time fi di bus ride

  • @gattiyon
    @gattiyon 7 лет назад +31

    " I dont wanna die - I just wanna ride my motorcy.....cle "

  • @astrofox1155
    @astrofox1155 9 лет назад +27

    1:45 - 3:01 makes me laugh every time. The thing that makes these videos so hilarious is watching the actual PSAs before then watching this.

  • @yumeretta
    @yumeretta 5 лет назад +24

    these are really passive-aggressive.
    *i love it*

  • @FryingPan1812
    @FryingPan1812 8 лет назад +150

    10/10
    Would Porkchop Sandwich again.

  • @googleygareth
    @googleygareth 10 лет назад +330

    Oh ah dont wanna dah...
    I just wanna ride ma mottah cye...
    ...cle.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 лет назад +8

      Arlo Guthrie

    • @LibertyLou_
      @LibertyLou_ 6 лет назад

      🇺🇸LMMFAO!

    • @carthag
      @carthag 6 лет назад +5

      oh,wwhadont wanta pickle; i just wanna ride my moterciccle

    • @silenttvshka
      @silenttvshka 5 лет назад

      @@carthag what the hell

  • @asadd2
    @asadd2 7 лет назад +68

    8:06 "oh hey what´s up Mrs...Mr. Lufitty!"
    Priceless.

    • @upokesack2
      @upokesack2 4 года назад +13

      Look at all your different coloured haaaaats

    • @random__itch
      @random__itch 3 года назад +2

      Hey watch me ollie!

  • @pikabluebear9941
    @pikabluebear9941 5 лет назад +25

    7:50 Skateboarding sounds are ripped straight from Tony Hawk Underground 2!

    • @Chaos447
      @Chaos447 Месяц назад

      game wasnt out yet

  • @tegustajazz
    @tegustajazz 15 лет назад +48

    10 minutes of pure win. I remember seeing these dubs yearssss ago, revisiting them now is terrific. Porkchop sandwiches, get off my ice, motorcycle, all classics of internet humor.

  • @99Cv
    @99Cv 11 лет назад +11

    My friends and I were always quoting these through high school. Now as grown adults you'll randomly here these thrown in every so often lol. This stuff is golden!!

  • @FastHands1504
    @FastHands1504 8 лет назад +116

    I expected more Body Massage comments.

  • @bigspence6898
    @bigspence6898 Год назад +6

    “You not cook-ing”….”ya dude”…. I’m dead 🫠

  • @LordIncompetent
    @LordIncompetent 10 лет назад +589

    Hey guys, ay'yknow what's funny these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good...
    And then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.

    • @brianajohnson1689
      @brianajohnson1689 10 лет назад

      Best part

    • @illyrian44
      @illyrian44 10 лет назад +13

      Briana Johnson I just wanna ride my motorcyle.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 9 лет назад +4

      A truly profound statement appealing to Murphy's Law.

    • @Cakepants
      @Cakepants 9 лет назад

      2:11 I couldn't stop laughing

    • @illyrian44
      @illyrian44 9 лет назад +1

      CerealKiller Why, thank you.

  • @CorgiScarab
    @CorgiScarab 11 лет назад +46

    Ohhhhh I don't wannntt a pickle.
    I just wanna ride my mooooooootorcicle.
    And I don't wanna die!
    I just wanna ride my motorcy.
    Cle.

    • @BrianTakle
      @BrianTakle 11 лет назад +21

      Body massage!

    • @msmary11
      @msmary11 10 лет назад +1

      Brian Takle body massage machine GO

  • @buddymeemo1
    @buddymeemo1 Год назад +5

    Me and my brother used to watch this all the time and laugh so much. Still quote it every now and then. Still great 15 years later. Pork chop sandwiches!!!

  • @maatticus
    @maatticus 8 лет назад +39

    Because I already HAD em. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already HAD em.

  • @aqualitymagentachickenmask3298
    @aqualitymagentachickenmask3298 8 лет назад +96

    I guess Freddy Mercury knows how to handle wild dogs.

    • @cadenmorris3680
      @cadenmorris3680 6 лет назад +2

      Freddie was more of a cat person
      Look it up. 🐈🐈🐈

    • @spektral_yt
      @spektral_yt 6 лет назад +1

      A quality magenta chicken mask he a computer, and a great pretender.

    • @JimmyBshaw
      @JimmyBshaw 4 года назад +2

      @@cadenmorris3680 No

  • @rockah12
    @rockah12 9 лет назад +305

    Holy cow I'm totally going so fast- OH FUCK!

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 лет назад +16

      Myreal Namehidden Give him the sti- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 8 лет назад +14

      OOOooOOOOoooooOOOOoOOO

    • @uziraptor5122
      @uziraptor5122 8 лет назад

      Oh my god I read this just as that part played what the hecking heck

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 лет назад +1

      JoJo's Mild Travel i'm a wizarrrrrrd

    • @fernandoinouye8243
      @fernandoinouye8243 8 лет назад +1

      +JoJo's Mild Travel same with me XD

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 Год назад +3

    I’m so glad I can share the same messages of positivity and knowledge with my children, all these years later. Thank you, truly.

  • @ROCKaholic
    @ROCKaholic 9 лет назад +28

    "You didn't take anything outta our tent, did ya?"
    XD

  • @insertwittyusernamehere6059
    @insertwittyusernamehere6059 8 лет назад +28

    You know what's funny? People go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... then they wake up and they're on fire.

  • @sugarcubestore
    @sugarcubestore 9 лет назад +26

    Pork chop sandwiches still making me laugh after 15 years

  • @kyleblankiv7589
    @kyleblankiv7589 2 года назад +10

    14 years later Johnny's mom is still hanging out around dockside bars

  • @raptordave
    @raptordave 9 лет назад +539

    PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 9 лет назад +22

      Raptor Dave GET THE FUCK OUT!

    • @ItsThatRetro
      @ItsThatRetro 9 лет назад +18

      Raptor Dave My god did that smell good

    • @how2drawfluttershy905
      @how2drawfluttershy905 9 лет назад +26

      Raptor Dave Oh shit, get the fuck out of here! What are you doing? Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiots! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!

    • @Feshman117
      @Feshman117 9 лет назад

      +Raptor Dave yo

    • @raptordave
      @raptordave 9 лет назад +5

      Hey what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking comment!? And don't look at me while im fucking talking to you!