To who ever made this video I just want you to know that me and 8 friends have been quoting this for close to fifteen years. We know it word for word and it will never not be funny. We’ve always wanted to meet who ever made this. Best video ever
The fact this video is still on RUclips give me a tiny smidgen of hope for the future. Thank you, everyone responsible, for keeping this precious piece of history preserved for all time.
Back then people appreciated random, nonsensical humor more. It's the stuff you pull from your ass that sometimes shines the best. It was like doing improv but the internet way.
The early/mid-2000s were such a golden age of weird internet humor like this. I mean people still make oddball jokes on the internet today but it's usually just lazy, low-effort memes and gifs and shit like that. The amount of work and committment people used to put into surreal internet comedy like this back in the day was really something else, especially considering how non-user-friendly most editing software was at the time.
totally agree. someone at work mentioned these PSAs on a teams call today, I hadn't watched these in at least 10 years. I'm old enough to have been around when these first came out. the old internet was full of amazing offbeat bizarre humour like this.
I saw these things back in the early 2000's and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. Unfortunately most of my friends do not have my sense of humor and think they are just dumb.
Luckily I had friends who all loved this kind of stuff when this was relatively new (watched on Ebaums World, of course). At least with the internet, you can find all us weirdo's who find this shit still funny after all these years. I was an 17-18 year old when I first watched it, still funny as a 31 year old.
Yeah, this video (along with MANY others) are only funny to those who originally viewed them back when "funny" was low-res videos of people getting hit in the dick. Don't get me wrong, I STILL like watching people get hit in the dick...But only if it's a .gif, and presented as a cascade on a singular website.
"You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire" I don't know why this is so god damn funny.
Yeah. It's only been one or two years for me this time. Just decided I better download it with the way things are going on the internet. "What's up dawg?"
Man, the ice skating one is just SO PERFECT. From the "Last one there's a penis-pump" to the "AW FUCK". It's a masterpiece. The best of it's kind! 6/10 -IGN
That guy in the green coat and hat was actually giving some pretty solid advice that only an adult can give. Trying to save the kid some time, money, and embarrassing moments. Then realizes "he's a kid and he needs to find out some of this stuff on his own." Great bit.
tylerdurden3891 Oh no kiddin..its one of those sacred tests, like Ariplane, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Back to School, Office Space, 16 Candles, Point Break, Scarface, Star Wars, Schwarzenegger, Step Brothers, Zoolander, the Simpsons, Family Guy. Basically you don't know these, then we're not friends Captain: Ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain: Ever …seen a grown man naked?
+Steven Aguilera they laugh and join in with a Porkchop Sandwiches comment. I showed them the video, of course. How could anyone not think this is funny? :)
These were memorized & recited in my house for many MANY years. Still are when the siblings n sht get together. These are the epitome of comedy for my teenage self and nothing has come close to entertaining me that much since.
"Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
I've kinda been saddened by the fact that not much seems to make me laugh anymore these days, but this literally had me laughing until I had tears pouring out of my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Thank you so much for this.
I feel proud to know growing up in the 80’s as a huge GI Joe fan, having watched every episode and stupid PSA multiple times also watching these PSA remakes over the years, that I will always find these way funnier than anyone younger than me who didn’t. You had to be there to truly appreciate these.
You know a "Best Of" series is good when it contains every piece of original material. These videos defined a good portion of my teenage years. You all feel the same way.
Today is January 14th, 2021. I turn 30 in 4 days. I first found these clips when i was 15 and let me tell you.. IM STILL LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I DID BACK THEN. I NEEDED THIS. THANK YOU OP.
same, dude. i miss those days, but at the same time... media has improved. it just needs a little nudge back into classic dubs and animations. that way, we will see the good ones quicker on the new improved platforms. i don't think RUclips will make that nudge, though.
Course they won't they ban everything that isn't 100% made by its creators. Nudges won't help. Blame the big studios and producers I do, lost a lot of good music vids, comedy vids like this, reviews and mashups.
i was born in '05 and this video tore me to shreds, i find it hilarious. i think it's funny for everyone but i do agree that 80's kids might have more of an attachment to it
One of the things I love about these videos today is the pure mystery that comes from watching them. These pre-date the creation of RUclips, and we really don't know much about their creation besides that they were created by some graphics artist named "Eric Fenser" in early 2003 (possibly even earlier). They were originally passed around via VHS tapes and USB sticks in college dorms before eventually some found they're way on Ebaums world. Beyond that we don't know if they're all just gibberish, inside jokes for other people, or actually referencing something. "Eric Fenser" appears that it might actually be a stage-name or pseudonym, so the identity and creation of these videos is unknown. Its like some sort of ancient artifact of internet history. They just sort of.....exist....
Nah man, he’s from the Chi and was a contributor to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job! He also did some spot work on Sealab 2021, but his pal Doug Lussenhop really was a guiding hand in getting him onto the Adult Swim circuit. This isn’t new information, but yeah, the early 2000’s definitely saw a reclusive explosion of oddball creativity that seemed like a fever dream (and/or a hallucinogenic wasteland).
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10 minutes of pure win. I remember seeing these dubs yearssss ago, revisiting them now is terrific. Porkchop sandwiches, get off my ice, motorcycle, all classics of internet humor.
My friends and I were always quoting these through high school. Now as grown adults you'll randomly here these thrown in every so often lol. This stuff is golden!!
Hey guys, ay'yknow what's funny these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... And then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.
Me and my brother used to watch this all the time and laugh so much. Still quote it every now and then. Still great 15 years later. Pork chop sandwiches!!!
Raptor Dave Oh shit, get the fuck out of here! What are you doing? Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiots! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!
"I'm a computah! Stop all the downloadin!"
This has been stuck in my head for 15 years
Same!
HEY KID!
sameeeee
help computah :(
To who ever made this video I just want you to know that me and 8 friends have been quoting this for close to fifteen years. We know it word for word and it will never not be funny. We’ve always wanted to meet who ever made this. Best video ever
Lmao SAME!
We also, mate, we also!
Bro same!
I get so mad when people don't know what this is 😅
IHACAAB
"alroight give em' the stick... DON'T GIVE EM' THE STICK"
"you're not my dad"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I yell this at people to assert dominance
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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OOOOO G.aYYJOOOO
I yell this too...
My coworker and I say this to each other daily
The fact this video is still on RUclips give me a tiny smidgen of hope for the future. Thank you, everyone responsible, for keeping this precious piece of history preserved for all time.
The fact that this gives you hope for humanity makes me fear the worst
Hey, you’re not my friend.
@@smelltheglove2038 hey are you Buzz Lightyear?
"I want someone to take me to the hospital."
"You sure bout that?"
You shoboudat
@@campinginalaska i say that at work a lot
@@ImageLimestone same here, when someone gets the reference, i go, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ba bada ba
Because hospitals are expensive?
Ah yes, the early 2000's were a lawless place. thanks for maintaining the precious archive of the early days of the internet.
2000s*
@@englishatheart I'm sure he appreciates you fixing his incorrect apostrophe two years later. You're really making a difference with your life.
It's was like the wild west just internet edition and more hilarious.
That fucking PowerPoint ass opening
-early 2000s
--early days of the Internet
you serious, child? That was after the dial-up era.
Dude the kid slipping in the ice going “OH FAWCK!“ Gets me every time
Aw raight give ‘‘em the stick
DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK
That and "i want someone to take me to the hospital" has ruined me since my formative years lmao
Oooooooooooohhhhhh
Best moment of the whole montage!
Get that kid off my ice you f’in wankahs!
That soft, innocent way he says “help computuh” gets me every time
I done running gets me
=(
Hey kids, stop all the downloadin'!
Did u see the action figures that were released ??!!!
The phrases "help computer" and "porkchop sandwiches" are hardwired into my brain and vocab
like 50% of it is unintelligible but it's still so funny omg
W. Lee even some of the stuff you can understand makes no sense
Don’t forget your sandwiches!
Back then people appreciated random, nonsensical humor more. It's the stuff you pull from your ass that sometimes shines the best.
It was like doing improv but the internet way.
@@phyrr2 You did a back then on a back then. It's a (back then)^2. Just shows how time passes when the remakes/parodies are old.
@@ContingentCG God I feel so fucking old now
"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?" - Puts me in stitches every time.
johnny, do ya play baseball?
It’s like I’m looking in a mirror
To this day, my standard response to any kind of confusion is "dockside bars?" No one ever gets it...
love the native guy who isnt even speaking english but everyone pretends to understand him and then responds in english
So freakin funny !!!!!
My eyes are tearing
That's Spirit.
he's speaking navajan
It’s such a wonderful experience here with him.
@@harrish.r430 what is he saying? i am stupid white man
“I just stick it, flip it, and see ya later, bye!” I still say that line to this day.
The goddamn firefighter gets me EVERY time
OrignalRecipe92 rofl YES!
you thcooking?
It's the scateboarding one that does it for me. "Look at all your different colored hats!" Never laughed so hard.
Oh, I don’t ownnnn, a pickle.... I just wanna ride my Motor-Cy-cle
OrignalRECIPE92 Pork chop sandwiches!
NICE CATCH BLANCO NINO
But too bad your ass got SAAAACCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDDDD....
+Andy Gramajo I'm still laughing
Rick Harrison you been smoking that chumlee meth? thats how all yall lost all that weight, jenny crank diet.. lol much love
Sha-mazing
But too bad your ass got
S A C K E D
"Alright, give him the stick!" *"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Do you know my dad?”
@@snesfan8935 G.I. JOOOOOOOOE!
The early/mid-2000s were such a golden age of weird internet humor like this. I mean people still make oddball jokes on the internet today but it's usually just lazy, low-effort memes and gifs and shit like that. The amount of work and committment people used to put into surreal internet comedy like this back in the day was really something else, especially considering how non-user-friendly most editing software was at the time.
totally agree. someone at work mentioned these PSAs on a teams call today, I hadn't watched these in at least 10 years. I'm old enough to have been around when these first came out. the old internet was full of amazing offbeat bizarre humour like this.
Tom green oddball
oh fuck I miss YTMND
For real
oh yeah, I'm sure they had a team of writers working around the clock to make this 🥴
I saw these things back in the early 2000's and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. Unfortunately most of my friends do not have my sense of humor and think they are just dumb.
Oh and pork chop sandwiches is the best, followed by take the stick don't take the stick.
Luckily I had friends who all loved this kind of stuff when this was relatively new (watched on Ebaums World, of course). At least with the internet, you can find all us weirdo's who find this shit still funny after all these years. I was an 17-18 year old when I first watched it, still funny as a 31 year old.
The Fat Turtle they are even funnier if you grew up actually watching the originals on GI Joe.
Yeah, this video (along with MANY others) are only funny to those who originally viewed them back when "funny" was low-res videos of people getting hit in the dick.
Don't get me wrong, I STILL like watching people get hit in the dick...But only if it's a .gif, and presented as a cascade on a singular website.
Back when Ebaumsworld and newgrounds (beebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!) had hilarious stuff
"You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire"
I don't know why this is so god damn funny.
Jacquibim lmao i started reading that the same time that dude took off his helmet
That one was always my favorite.
I didn't laugh the whole video until that one, and then I laughed so hard for several minutes. I haven't laughed like that in ages.
Porkchop sandwiches!
Sounds like something Chump would say 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the first time watching this in over 12-13 years. I laughed so hard I had to pause to breath.
Same. Can't even smoke, laughing too much.
Literally crying on the Indian one.
thanks for the E.
I stumbled across this looking for some actual psa's from the old cartoon just now. I'm crying so hard it's just so funny
Hahaha same. I remember watching all of these on Ebaums when I was like 14.
"Pork chop sandwiches" still has me 💀 even in 2020😂🤣😂
MY DAD USED TO SHOW ME THAT ALL THE TIME AS A YOUNG AGE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man did that smell good.
Still lmao after all these years 😂
The best part is when the kid asks the Indian, “you didn’t take anything from my tent did you?”
2023
every once in awhile i have to come back and watch this
marcodeangelo been 9 years lol
Yeah. It's only been one or two years for me this time. Just decided I better download it with the way things are going on the internet. "What's up dawg?"
Today is my once-in-a-while
Nine years later and I still laugh when I watch it.
Same
One day I will die.
But this will always be somewhere on the internet. Always. It is eternal.
💖
it's been 15 years, and i still can't make it two minutes in without tears of laughter streaming down my face every time
It really is timeless
@@misero6130 it's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian
@@hellacatsFB *Native American!
BODY MASSAGE
8:34
"Hey aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"
"I love your movie."
Man, the ice skating one is just SO PERFECT. From the "Last one there's a penis-pump" to the "AW FUCK". It's a masterpiece.
The best of it's kind! 6/10 -IGN
Definitely!.
That guy in the green coat and hat was actually giving some pretty solid advice that only an adult can give. Trying to save the kid some time, money, and embarrassing moments. Then realizes "he's a kid and he needs to find out some of this stuff on his own." Great bit.
I wrote this 3 years ago, glad people liked it.
Saw these on ebaumsworld around 2001-2003. My friends and I are still quoting them today.
Those were the originals! Blew our minds!
tylerdurden3891 Oh no kiddin..its one of those sacred tests, like Ariplane, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Back to School, Office Space, 16 Candles, Point Break, Scarface, Star Wars, Schwarzenegger, Step Brothers, Zoolander, the Simpsons, Family Guy. Basically you don't know these, then we're not friends
Captain: Ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain: Ever …seen a grown man naked?
tylerdurden3891 This was what we had back then. This, the weird shit on Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon.
Time flies comrades 😊
Same!
I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORCY.....CLE
Lol, that’s the best one.
I don't wanna dieee...
“Maan imboutapressabuttawhataputa maan!”
"Alright, give him the stick- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK !"
"Do you know my dad ?"
"O0o0ooo0o0o0o0o0oOO0o0o0o0o0Oo0o0o"
LMFAO
UHHHHHHHHHHHH. I say this daily at work.
+Amber Nicole and what do your coworkers say ?
+Steven Aguilera who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
+Steven Aguilera they laugh and join in with a Porkchop Sandwiches comment. I showed them the video, of course. How could anyone not think this is funny? :)
Amber Nicole Luckily, they understand this humor; the coworkers I used to work with would have been dumbfounded lol
These were memorized & recited in my house for many MANY years. Still are when the siblings n sht get together. These are the epitome of comedy for my teenage self and nothing has come close to entertaining me that much since.
I tell my brother "That's my money" all the time
"Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
I've kinda been saddened by the fact that not much seems to make me laugh anymore these days, but this literally had me laughing until I had tears pouring out of my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Thank you so much for this.
Oh man, I remember watching these on the Ebaum's World website. Years before RUclips existed.
Fuck, I actually remember that. So weird to think back on.
Ebaum's world, AlbinoBlackSheep, and YTMND were like the foundation of my introduction to the internet.
2:08 the random “OOOOOOOOOOO” will never not fuck me up
512, Radio Graffiti
"You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you?" *ded*
If I’d been in that water...
ded
I have just one question for everybody:
Who wants a body massage?
Nico me
Body massage?
Mr. Body Massage Machine.
GO!
Mr. Body Massage machine, *GO!*
I thought he said bottom massage-
Remember watching these back in highschool, still friggin hilarious.
Alyssumi Hey Homestuck!
I feel proud to know growing up in the 80’s as a huge GI Joe fan, having watched every episode and stupid PSA multiple times also watching these PSA remakes over the years, that I will always find these way funnier than anyone younger than me who didn’t. You had to be there to truly appreciate these.
I forgot about the Reggae one and that shit caught me off guard. I fuckin spit my drink out!
Bottaweyat imma get the bus ridah, bottaweyat juwanna get the bus RIDOH!!
the early 2000's was the weirdest shit ever
But it was good shit. 👌
This was mostly what was on the radio.
you sure 'bout dat?
you mean the 80s
Damien Riffle i think they're referring to when this was uploaded
My favorite is the Native American dude where you have no idea what he's saying, but you have to listen cause it sounds so important.
“GAME OVER YEAAAH!” I’m happy someone else caught that off Sega Rally back in the day
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!" hahaha classic!
Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Get the fuck out!
ive been saying that my entire life and if a girl gets the reference without me showing her im gonna marry her
Didn’t expect to find you here, crazier things have happened while looking at old memes at 2am though
@@barristanselmy2758 My GOD did that smell good.
These had me laughing so hard at one point that I couldn't breathe. That guy in the underwater buzz lightyear suit gets me every time.
If I had been in that water... dead
Hey aren't you buzz lightyear?
I love your movies
You know a "Best Of" series is good when it contains every piece of original material. These videos defined a good portion of my teenage years.
You all feel the same way.
Your telling me these ARENT the original PSAs?
@Hello Newman No, who would have thought....
The one with the boat is the best part.
"Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"
*i love your movies*
“Orange vests are for pussies”
Are you in the Army?
*Mech suit noises*
when he screams you can tell its " *Im not buzz lightyear!* " lolol
Give him the stick... DOOONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ah yes, my documentary Toe Hoes for Ghost
Alan Arden "Do you know my dad?"
Alan Arden Hahaha my fave!
I'M A COMPUTA
Help computer...
Stop all the downloadin
+BizarrePumpkin I don't know much about computers, other than- other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play em
Stop all the HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it when i started scrolling down the comments and saw this one this clip started
Ten years later, and this is still freakin hilarious!
"Look at all your different colored little hats." "Who wants a body massage?"
Last one there is a penis pump.
Quote number 4
You're not my friend.
“Hey, aren’t you Buzz Lightyear?” 😂
"Hey kid. I'm a computer."
"Hey man you know how everyone goes to sleep feeling pretty good thinking everythings okay and then they wake up the next day and they're on fire"
alrigh give him the sticDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK
HappinessFactory You know my Dad?
OOOOOOOOOH--
Best one
Today is January 14th, 2021. I turn 30 in 4 days. I first found these clips when i was 15 and let me tell you.. IM STILL LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I DID BACK THEN. I NEEDED THIS. THANK YOU OP.
"Just dying to get my cigarettes" 😂
I don’t know why that one was so damn funny to me.
That was the only line that made me even remotely crack a smile in this video and I don't even smoke.
@@realtalk7832 you have a heart of concrete
I remember when me and my friend watched all these years ago on Ebaums World.
Ebaums was the best. Back in the days of AlbinoBlackSheep and Threebrain.
Same
same, dude. i miss those days, but at the same time... media has improved. it just needs a little nudge back into classic dubs and animations. that way, we will see the good ones quicker on the new improved platforms. i don't think RUclips will make that nudge, though.
Course they won't they ban everything that isn't 100% made by its creators. Nudges won't help. Blame the big studios and producers I do, lost a lot of good music vids, comedy vids like this, reviews and mashups.
Yess
Indisputably one of the best compilations ever put together.
Such a wonder experience with the indian. That had me crying laughing
holy cow im totally going so fast-AH FUCK!
I can't believe you've done this.
The ending of the Help Computer one will be the death of me
My dad, sister, and I will still recite that one and the porkchop sandwiches one to this day.
'Hey kid!'.....'Aaahhshdhdisirbtbtiwiiywyywjqbfb'.
If you grew up between '84-'92 you are laughing your ass off right now at these!
i was born in '05 and this video tore me to shreds, i find it hilarious. i think it's funny for everyone but i do agree that 80's kids might have more of an attachment to it
this classic must be preserved in the United States National Film Registry. MASTERPIECE
"auriught giv em the stic-*DONT GIVE EM TEH STICK*" "do you know my dad" "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
5:57 why was he hiding in the pond with those kids?
the robot sounds get me!!!
Why are you not?
Da Soviet Union well, you know.
When he came out of the water my first thought was “THOSE KIDS PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE POND FOR SKINNY DIPPING”
Because his name is Joe Biden, creepy uncle Joe knows no bounds.
I saw the Jamican one before this collab was made but I cried with laughter at the burning house one at 2:12
Daft punk! 2:14
I am ashamed that I have not known about this gold quality content til now
One of the things I love about these videos today is the pure mystery that comes from watching them. These pre-date the creation of RUclips, and we really don't know much about their creation besides that they were created by some graphics artist named "Eric Fenser" in early 2003 (possibly even earlier). They were originally passed around via VHS tapes and USB sticks in college dorms before eventually some found they're way on Ebaums world. Beyond that we don't know if they're all just gibberish, inside jokes for other people, or actually referencing something. "Eric Fenser" appears that it might actually be a stage-name or pseudonym, so the identity and creation of these videos is unknown. Its like some sort of ancient artifact of internet history. They just sort of.....exist....
Nah man, he’s from the Chi and was a contributor to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job! He also did some spot work on Sealab 2021, but his pal Doug Lussenhop really was a guiding hand in getting him onto the Adult Swim circuit. This isn’t new information, but yeah, the early 2000’s definitely saw a reclusive explosion of oddball creativity that seemed like a fever dream (and/or a hallucinogenic wasteland).
Every time I get high I always have to watch this video for old times sake. Ah, so good. First time I watched this I almost died.
I'm doing this right now😂😂😂😂
words cannot explain how much i worship this video
Yeah there’s something special about them. The sense of humor is unique, which is weird, since all anyone does on the Internet is imitate…
For nearly 20 years “Who wants a body massage?” has randomly popped into my head and it cracks me up every damn time.
"Give'em the stick...DONT give'em the stick! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!"
Tears of laughter have flown this hour.
Susie don't forget your sandwiches! That I made you! Sandwiches!
Look at all your different colored hats!
love the tattoo
i don't understand how a paramilitary organization is best suited for delivering PSA
Because 80s.
Because they believe in doing the right thing.
@@hexagonalawareness3584 and giving body massages
Because "help computer"
Watch me do an Ollie!
Internet content was universally genuinely better before people made money off it.
The GI Joe PSAs were a short film made specifically to make money from an indie comedy festival...
@@Chaos447 ah I remember only seeing them on random internet pages in the late 90s or early 2000s. Most likely FunnyJunk
amaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh,
a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark,
so come
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus ride
sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus rid
fun time deh yah a time fi di bus ride
Scrolled until I found this! My favorite one.
Time stamp?
Mik Tuner 3:12
" I dont wanna die - I just wanna ride my motorcy.....cle "
1:45 - 3:01 makes me laugh every time. The thing that makes these videos so hilarious is watching the actual PSAs before then watching this.
these are really passive-aggressive.
*i love it*
No such thing.lol
10/10
Would Porkchop Sandwich again.
Oh ah dont wanna dah...
I just wanna ride ma mottah cye...
...cle.
Arlo Guthrie
🇺🇸LMMFAO!
oh,wwhadont wanta pickle; i just wanna ride my moterciccle
@@carthag what the hell
8:06 "oh hey what´s up Mrs...Mr. Lufitty!"
Priceless.
Look at all your different coloured haaaaats
Hey watch me ollie!
7:50 Skateboarding sounds are ripped straight from Tony Hawk Underground 2!
game wasnt out yet
10 minutes of pure win. I remember seeing these dubs yearssss ago, revisiting them now is terrific. Porkchop sandwiches, get off my ice, motorcycle, all classics of internet humor.
Revisit them again now
My friends and I were always quoting these through high school. Now as grown adults you'll randomly here these thrown in every so often lol. This stuff is golden!!
I expected more Body Massage comments.
Mr. Body massage machine GO!
“You not cook-ing”….”ya dude”…. I’m dead 🫠
Hey guys, ay'yknow what's funny these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good...
And then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.
Best part
Briana Johnson I just wanna ride my motorcyle.
A truly profound statement appealing to Murphy's Law.
2:11 I couldn't stop laughing
CerealKiller Why, thank you.
Ohhhhh I don't wannntt a pickle.
I just wanna ride my mooooooootorcicle.
And I don't wanna die!
I just wanna ride my motorcy.
Cle.
Body massage!
Brian Takle body massage machine GO
Me and my brother used to watch this all the time and laugh so much. Still quote it every now and then. Still great 15 years later. Pork chop sandwiches!!!
Because I already HAD em. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already HAD em.
I guess Freddy Mercury knows how to handle wild dogs.
Freddie was more of a cat person
Look it up. 🐈🐈🐈
A quality magenta chicken mask he a computer, and a great pretender.
@@cadenmorris3680 No
Holy cow I'm totally going so fast- OH FUCK!
Myreal Namehidden Give him the sti- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
OOOooOOOOoooooOOOOoOOO
Oh my god I read this just as that part played what the hecking heck
JoJo's Mild Travel i'm a wizarrrrrrd
+JoJo's Mild Travel same with me XD
I’m so glad I can share the same messages of positivity and knowledge with my children, all these years later. Thank you, truly.
"You didn't take anything outta our tent, did ya?"
XD
ROCKaholic haha
You know what's funny? People go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... then they wake up and they're on fire.
Pork chop sandwiches still making me laugh after 15 years
14 years later Johnny's mom is still hanging out around dockside bars
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
Raptor Dave GET THE FUCK OUT!
Raptor Dave My god did that smell good
Raptor Dave Oh shit, get the fuck out of here! What are you doing? Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiots! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!
+Raptor Dave yo
Hey what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking comment!? And don't look at me while im fucking talking to you!