Kid: “I’m gonna do the thing!” Person: “Don’t do the thing!” Kids: “Classified codename that we know somehow!” Person: “You should do this thing instead.” Kids: “Now we know!” Person: “And knowing is half the battle!”
You right about that the one with the medicine in the bathroom kind of freak me out like bro I'm in the bathroom what are you looking through my bathroom for
Girl:you got a rubber Kid:don’t need it (Ninja jumps in through window) Kid: SNAKE EYES! snake eyes: (gives condom) Kid:now I know she won’t get pregnant Snake eyes: (pulls up a sign saying “knowing is half the battle”) G.I.JOE!
@@soundwave8466 0:04 Transformers Shattered Glass version. (Megatron's PSA) Random Teenage Boy 1: Look at that tank! Shall we have fun with it? Random Teenage Boy 2: No, that'll costing someone's life in our lives. Random Teenage Boy 1: Nah, you're talking nonsense! (Random Teenage Boy 1 hops on board to operate the tank, but SG Megatron transforms to give him safety advice) SG Megatron: It would be safer if you just listen to your friend! Random Teenage Boy: Megatron! I didn't think that you are being for real. SG Megatron: And I am. If you didn't see anybody out in a field, toying with a military combat vehicle. Random Teenage Boy 1: That would make me a bad person without realizing it. SG Megatron: Exactly! Random Teenage Boy 2: That's what I told him. SG Megatron: Remember, it's best if you leave something that someone has used it from before- Random Teenage Boy 1: Just leave it alone, now I know! SG Megatron: And knowing is half the battle! 🎵🎶 TRANSFORMERS 🎵🎶
0:02 Tell the truth. 0:33 Don't talk to strangers. 1:03 Winners use teamwork. 1:33 Be cautious; use your head. 2:04 Don't try to race a train. 2:34 Don't risk frozen ponds and rivers. 3:05 Don't run; smother the fire. 3:36 Don't judge people; give them a chance. 4:06 Never give up. 4:37 Never take unknown medicines. 5:06 The right way to deal with nosebleeds. 5:37 Don't approach strays. 6:07 Be safe at night. 6:38 Look for alternatives to fighting. 7:09 Don't run away from your problems. 7:40 What to do if you need glasses. 8:10 Never make prank fire alarms. 8:41 Water and thunderstorms don't mix. 9:10 Get fresh air when using chemicals. 9:40 Eat healthy. 10:11 Always wear a helmet when riding. 10:41 Have and follow plans. 11:12 Don't hide in things that can close. 11:42 Be careful around downed power lines. 12:13 Never play around water alone. 12:43 When lost, keep your head. 13:13 When someone faints, lift legs, not head.
You're not the only one who likes those PAS's. All those messages still make sense in this day and age. Those PSA's where done well, even though they are from the mid 80s.
You’re not alone. These PSAs still hold water even almost 40 years later and they are very wholesome too, and lessons we can all learn in this day and age.
Some Kid: "You're out!" Other Kid: "Liar! I was safe!" Some Kid: "Out!" Other Kid: "Safe!" The Baroness: "Boys, boys! Vhat are you doing?" All the Kids: "The Baroness!" The Baroness: "There's a very simple vay to solve this: Vhen he least expects it, you kick him in his balls, and zen you punch him in his throat!" [The Baroness kicks Other Kid in the balls, punches him in the throat and drops him cold.] Other Kid: "Gauuugh...ugh...uff...!" Some Kid: "Coooool! So violence _is_ the solution to all our problems! But what if he gets back up?" The Baroness: "Zen he is probably high on PCP, and you should run. Now you know!" All the Kids except Other Kid, who's still on the ground gagging and cradling his balls: "And knowing is half the battle!" COBRAAAAA!!! ...yeah, something like that. :-D
this is what's missing in today's cartoons - common sense lessons! Somehow people forgot we're not born knowing everything, we have to be taught, sad lack of any teaching or training for kids these days, someone who's able should fix that!
It’s sad because so many kids are left to scroll unsupervised online and wind up idolizing dangerous idiots. It’s not their fault either, they’re just kids and they don’t know any better. There was a recent trend where teenagers were encouraged to steal cars and crash them.
Because the original cartoon was actually aimed towards a younger audience, For kids growing up in the 80s during the Reagan years these were very common
I remember this show with these PSAs as a little kid, and others like it such as JEM, He-Man, and She-Ra, watching with my fraternal twin brother in the ‘80s, before going out to play. We took the lessons to heart. I wish that the ones on team work had been viewed by my brother’s stupid teammates who were notoriously awful towards anyone on their own team for making a mistake, or by the other dancers in my dance classes being hateful when one of us made a mistake.
I remember taking these PSA to heart as a kid. Thanks to them I always told people that my parents couldn't come to the phone, not to be near water during a thunderstorm, etc.
@@MelancoliaI And what are they gonna retread 30 years from now? Hollywood is already out of ideas, and there are no male action heroes like Arnie or Sly anymore. What, _Terminator: The Final Frontier?_
@@edwardgaines6561 I guess the spirit of my first comment was a little off. Like I'm not some fan chomping at the bit for a G.I. Joe reboot, but I'm merely surprised that the Hollywood Nostalgia Machine hasn't got its clutches on the franchise yet.
I don't like this one at all. Shouldn't Lady J be impressed with the boy cuz he made a long jump? Instead she's praising the girl cuz she did something way easier that anyone can do. Like why praise the girl & make the boy feel dumb & acknowledge his jump like it meant nothing?
It’s amazing how some things stick with you from a kid. Haven’t watched a gi joe cartoon in 40 years but “knowing is half the battle” just pops into your head your whole life.
@@edwardgaines6561 There should be a PSA for growing teens and some adults. Like what Uncle Phil for the Philip Scott Show channel once said, "Take heed; protect that seed and don't procreate with trifling females."
There are still kid's shows today that teach moral lessons. Only now they're usually worked into the plot of the episode because a common criticism of end-of-episode PSAs is that they met the bare minimal of what could constitute as educational content which allowed writers to make stories completely unrelated to the lesson.
Yeah, cuz no one would learn anything. The kids would scream "Stranger danger!" and the parents would have the Joes arrested for stalking and harassing their children.
@@smiley1722 it bothers me because I don't understand if they're at the right time at the right moment I've always wanted one of them episodes to say can we tell you not to follow us do we have to call the police on you
11:26 the biggest threat to us kids in the early 80's was not communism or the budding AIDS epidemic...but discarded refrigerators. I lost 30% of my 2nd grade classmates to the refrigerator menace in my neighborhood.
This is really useful advice. I wish we had this in the 90s... maybe I wouldn't have pulled so many fire alarms to run away from my problems like math tests
Low-Light is certainly not a great example of a hero for kids at 10:00 by teaching kids that it's proper to pick a fruit and eating it without first playing for it in a supermarket.
Hawk: HOLD ON! Kids: HAWK! Hawk: THAT’S A DANGEROUS GAME YOU TWO ARE PLAYING! LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND CHRIS. THOSE GATES ARE PROVIDED AS A WARNING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT IS NOT SAFE TO CROSS!
Why do I remember these being a lot cooler? EDIT: also Snow Job sounds like Blow Job and that one kid who was on fire how come everyone forgets stop, drop, and roll?
Kid 1: Hey an adult movie Kid 2: Let's watch it! Cover Girl: No! Wait! Both Kids: COVER GIRL!! Cover Girl: Remember always check to see if another tape is the VCR first Both Kids: Now we know. Cover Girl: And knowing is half the battle. GI Jooooooe
I love that all the 80's kids had something that taught us this stuff... you ever watch new kids cartoons? I also loved Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse... so anything I say is likely moot. Knowing is half the battle.
This is where the first season of G.I. Joe Extreme got the idea for Extreme Advices. That being said, I agree with everyone. We do need common sense lessons in this day and age.
I try to show this to my nieces and nephews or at least teach lessons but I think these should be necessary lessons for school and yes update some of them but certain things are still just as obvious but little skits of characters that the kids actually love and knowing half the battle made it seem so cool which it is cooler because of that but the coolest part was it saved lives TV shows that did all those older refrigerators saved lives so GI Joe saved lives you can actually state that When you're stuck on the ice I've learned a lot of course I was never in a position to have to worry about the ice cracking beneath me even though I was out on it technically it was only 2 ft deep the water at this point with a lot of snow and a little bit of ice but didn't crack but I didn't purposely go out there but I slowly went back in listening
1. Billy: "Ohh, who is that big guy, John-John?" 2. Donnie: "Some stranger, man!" Frank: "He said Donnie's mom was hurt!" 3. Eric: "Teamwork makes the dream work!" 4. Sammy: "That's using your head." 5. By hurt you mean, your bodies going flying around once you hit the train. 6. Joey: "Thanks for saving Davey." 7. Teddy: "Help! My clothes are on fire!" Ryan: "RUN FOR THE STREAM!" 8. Blake: "She's as good as us!" 9. Her arms will be fine. 10. Bobby: "Mom, Betty's stomach hurts. What can I do?" 11. The kids are surprised on how they can handle a nosebleed. 12. Mike: "I'd tried to pet a dog, today." 13. Glad they're okay. Otherwise, he'd be singing, "GAME OVER, YEAHHH!" 14. Johnny: "Whoa! Leave me outta this." 15. Nicholas: "My friend Sam was running away from home. Our friend, Shipwreck convinced him not to." 16. Roger: "Glad you figured out what was wrong with you." 17. Greg: "Maybe it's best not to pull a false alarm." 18. Rudy: "Now you understand why I got out!" 19. Ezra: "This is much better than breathing all that stuff." 20. Rick: "Tyrell, now I'm ready for another round." 21. Jack: "A helmet? What are you, some kind of wimp?" Says the guy who eventually gets a mild concussion. 22. Trevor: "Can I help making the treehouse better, Henry?" 23. John: "Let's play hide-and-seek somewhere else." 24. Two boys were spared from electrical shock of a downed moving power line, thanks to the efforts of Roadblock. 25. Eddie: "See ya!" 26. Mike: "Hey, it's Alpine and my scared brother!" 27. Crowd gasps when seeing Billy passing out.
To me he came out more like a Peeping Tom, and since when they put windows for bathrooms? The last time I've checked, the bathroom suppose to be a private sacred place.
Kid: “I’m gonna do the thing!”
Person: “Don’t do the thing!”
Kids: “Classified codename that we know somehow!”
Person: “You should do this thing instead.”
Kids: “Now we know!”
Person: “And knowing is half the battle!”
Their code names were known to the public. Their real names were classified.
It’s an oversimplification of events, but yeah.
PSA’s in a nutshell!
that's quite the template
(All Together) PERSON!!
2:53 DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!
Do you know my dad?- We're sorryyyy
Oughhhhhhhh
That was a great catch, Planko Niño. But it’s too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
5:50 HEY KID! I'M A COMPUTER!
snowjob,, like blowjob??
Finally I found the originals! Before, I kept finding the parodies.
IronPiedmont1996 the parodies are better.
Be sure to save to your faves.
The parodies make a mockery of safety tips.
@@jordanthomas7304 at least they don't steal apples from the grocery store
That was the famous(or infamous) Porkchop Sandwiches parodies.
The fact all these children knows the code names for all these joes tells me security is extremely lacking
ricosauve5 Duh its obvious they bought the action figures and read the comics/info cards
Remember kids, loose lips sink ships!
***** they shouldn't know GI joe exist at all. They're supposed to be a secret
I was just thinking the same thing!
Not very good OPSEC
Give him the stick.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
You're not my dad!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
last one there is a penis pump
I love that one
Holy cow, I’m totally going so fas-AWWW FUCK!!
Who wants a body massage?
These psa saved lives! It was the 80s, we just got home from school and had no supervision.
we need this in 2024
It concerns me that so many Joes are lurking in the shadows by all these kids, watching them and waiting to jump out from the bushes
They're protecting them from Pedophiles
You right about that the one with the medicine in the bathroom kind of freak me out like bro I'm in the bathroom what are you looking through my bathroom for
@@larrymatthews3483 Why was the Indian dude hanging out at that camp? Why was officer pron stache right behind that weirdo? G.I. Joes are weird.
@@Anarchist86ed I won't be surprised if I don't catch none of them GI Joes on that To Catch a Predator
Indeed!
Girl:you got a rubber
Kid:don’t need it
(Ninja jumps in through window)
Kid: SNAKE EYES!
snake eyes: (gives condom)
Kid:now I know she won’t get pregnant
Snake eyes: (pulls up a sign saying “knowing is half the battle”)
G.I.JOE!
😂
@@soundwave8466 0:04
Transformers Shattered Glass version.
(Megatron's PSA)
Random Teenage Boy 1: Look at that tank! Shall we have fun with it?
Random Teenage Boy 2: No, that'll costing someone's life in our lives.
Random Teenage Boy 1: Nah, you're talking nonsense!
(Random Teenage Boy 1 hops on board to operate the tank, but SG Megatron transforms to give him safety advice)
SG Megatron: It would be safer if you just listen to your friend!
Random Teenage Boy: Megatron! I didn't think that you are being for real.
SG Megatron: And I am. If you didn't see anybody out in a field, toying with a military combat vehicle.
Random Teenage Boy 1: That would make me a bad person without realizing it.
SG Megatron: Exactly!
Random Teenage Boy 2: That's what I told him.
SG Megatron: Remember, it's best if you leave something that someone has used it from before-
Random Teenage Boy 1: Just leave it alone, now I know!
SG Megatron: And knowing is half the battle!
🎵🎶 TRANSFORMERS 🎵🎶
Fensler
little creepy you're using kids as the example here, but okay
XD well that's a good-ish sex Ed idea
WE WATCHED THIS IN HEALTH CLASS AND EVERYONE SANG THE END OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.!!!!!!
0:02 Tell the truth.
0:33 Don't talk to strangers.
1:03 Winners use teamwork.
1:33 Be cautious; use your head.
2:04 Don't try to race a train.
2:34 Don't risk frozen ponds and rivers.
3:05 Don't run; smother the fire.
3:36 Don't judge people; give them a chance.
4:06 Never give up.
4:37 Never take unknown medicines.
5:06 The right way to deal with nosebleeds.
5:37 Don't approach strays.
6:07 Be safe at night.
6:38 Look for alternatives to fighting.
7:09 Don't run away from your problems.
7:40 What to do if you need glasses.
8:10 Never make prank fire alarms.
8:41 Water and thunderstorms don't mix.
9:10 Get fresh air when using chemicals.
9:40 Eat healthy.
10:11 Always wear a helmet when riding.
10:41 Have and follow plans.
11:12 Don't hide in things that can close.
11:42 Be careful around downed power lines.
12:13 Never play around water alone.
12:43 When lost, keep your head.
13:13 When someone faints, lift legs, not head.
OneWeirdDude not all heroes wear capes.
Huh, strange that they didn’t do one on stealing stuff
And now i'm know
9:40 LOL! Pay for apples and wash apples before eating them. Also, dont eat apples in the store.
@@evileyes2268 True, but the PSA takes longer if they go into that much detail.
I wish I knew why but watching this always makes me cry. Because I always imagine the Joe's were always looking out for me
The Joe’s always were looking out for you
Am I the only one who loves these cheesy but wholesome lessons
I know exactly what you mean, and knowing is half the battle.
You're not the only one who likes those PAS's. All those messages still make sense in this day and age.
Those PSA's where done well, even though they are from the mid 80s.
Yes.
No. You're not the only one.
You’re not alone. These PSAs still hold water even almost 40 years later and they are very wholesome too, and lessons we can all learn in this day and age.
Never climb into a refigerator... unless a nuclear bombs about to go off.
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Indiana Jones is living proof of this
The Mythbusters ruined that. F@ck you Mythbusters!
I did it and i ended up breaking my skull in the fridge.
@LaMostraVia Only in the movies
Cartoons today don't teach such lessons. Common sense lessons are much needed in these days.
Knowing is half the battle. (The other half is extreme violence). They never talked about that.
12:14 ACTUALLY SAVED MY FATHER'S LIFE WHEN HE WAS A CHILD. THAKS
It didn't
I've always admired Flint. He was always the serious, no-nonsense kind of guy. G.I. Joe needs more guys like him!
I liked him and Duke, both were real leaders and Cadre.
i want to see a villian give a safety tip
Some Kid: "You're out!"
Other Kid: "Liar! I was safe!"
Some Kid: "Out!"
Other Kid: "Safe!"
The Baroness: "Boys, boys! Vhat are you doing?"
All the Kids: "The Baroness!"
The Baroness: "There's a very simple vay to solve this: Vhen he least expects it, you kick him in his balls, and zen you punch him in his throat!"
[The Baroness kicks Other Kid in the balls, punches him in the throat and drops him cold.]
Other Kid: "Gauuugh...ugh...uff...!"
Some Kid: "Coooool! So violence _is_ the solution to all our problems! But what if he gets back up?"
The Baroness: "Zen he is probably high on PCP, and you should run. Now you know!"
All the Kids except Other Kid, who's still on the ground gagging and cradling his balls: "And knowing is half the battle!"
COBRAAAAA!!!
...yeah, something like that. :-D
I'd let The Baroness throat punch me any day of the week. Not sure about the ball kicking however.
M.a.s.k did that
You can, go ask a local politician.
Robot Chicken did something like that, check it out.
There's a large portion of this country that could benefit from the lessons here.....even in 2023 sadly.
this is what's missing in today's cartoons - common sense lessons! Somehow people forgot we're not born knowing everything, we have to be taught, sad lack of any teaching or training for kids these days, someone who's able should fix that!
It’s sad because so many kids are left to scroll unsupervised online and wind up idolizing dangerous idiots. It’s not their fault either, they’re just kids and they don’t know any better. There was a recent trend where teenagers were encouraged to steal cars and crash them.
@@Mehmehmeh746Remember kids, do not listen to people encouraging others to do dangerous things, no matter how many of them tell you to do so.
@@jakubn3809 Now I know
10:03 I thought this was gonna be about shoplifting. Turns out shoplifting is okay!
The PSA's were always my favorite part of the shows.
Because the original cartoon was actually aimed towards a younger audience, For kids growing up in the 80s during the Reagan years these were very common
"Porkchop Sandwiches!"
"Holy cow I'm going so fast...aww f**k"
"We should totally hit it again....but I got first dibbs on it"
Avoid Fensler at all times!
who wants a body massage?
"Mememememe mememe mememe"
😂 Man everyone wants to just pick on Billy, poor Billy.
I love how the Joe's just wait around until they can lecture the kids
Frank Welker as Wild Bill,and Rob Paulsen as Snow Job. Great Legends
Buster Jones as Doc
I think this was Paulsen's first VA gig, too.
@@ryanleatigaga7596That and 80s TMNT
Freddy with an accent
@@ryanleatigaga7596 and the smurfs
I remember this show with these PSAs as a little kid, and others like it such as JEM, He-Man, and She-Ra, watching with my fraternal twin brother in the ‘80s, before going out to play. We took the lessons to heart.
I wish that the ones on team work had been viewed by my brother’s stupid teammates who were notoriously awful towards anyone on their own team for making a mistake, or by the other dancers in my dance classes being hateful when one of us made a mistake.
Centurions had psa too.
This is what being an adult is about. It's about being a good example.
And mustaches
Oh yeah, and the lessons the Joes had were and still are good life lessons to know
Now I know
@@jonstefanik9400and knowing is half the battle
@@troyandrew6154G.I. JOE!
its impossible for me to look at these without thinking about those meme dubs LOL
I thought this was the Fensler Film versions. *PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!*
I still say this whenever anybody says, "Now I know."
Me too
Torpedo really chose when a kid is actually drowning to give a swimming lesson..😂😂😂😂
I remember taking these PSA to heart as a kid. Thanks to them I always told people that my parents couldn't come to the phone, not to be near water during a thunderstorm, etc.
Now you know, Melissa. (Yes same here lol)
Same.
And now we live in a reality where kids don't give a crap..how humanity has fallen.
I can't watch these PSA's without thinking about the Fensler Films ones. I"m corrupted LOL
They needed a snake eyes psa XD
So many 80s revival movies/shows today. G.I Joe was HUGE in the 80s, time for a revival already.
*NO REVIVALS.*
If you have to retread sh*t from 30 years ago, that means you can't write anything original *NOW.*
@@edwardgaines6561 They're going to do it anyway. The nostalgia machine is more powerful than us both
@@MelancoliaI And what are they gonna retread 30 years from now? Hollywood is already out of ideas, and there are no male action heroes like Arnie or Sly anymore. What, _Terminator: The Final Frontier?_
@@edwardgaines6561 I guess the spirit of my first comment was a little off. Like I'm not some fan chomping at the bit for a G.I. Joe reboot, but I'm merely surprised that the Hollywood Nostalgia Machine hasn't got its clutches on the franchise yet.
G.I. joe doesn’t have the same pull these days so less likely to really do much for the general public
1:45 I honestly thought the lesson would be to not play on construction sites.
Nah, trespassing is fine, but always know your way out quickly, because knowing is half the battle.
I don't like this one at all. Shouldn't Lady J be impressed with the boy cuz he made a long jump? Instead she's praising the girl cuz she did something way easier that anyone can do. Like why praise the girl & make the boy feel dumb & acknowledge his jump like it meant nothing?
Damn back in the 80s when kids played outside and didn't give af
Oh you bet! We were always outside.
Kids are still outside now lol
Doc is just lingering outside the window randomly
They guy was just In The lake too
And it doesn't help that he's a black man lurking outside the home of some white kids. Way to be culturally sensitive, Reagan-era America.
The unfortunate racial implications don't help, either.
It’s amazing how some things stick with you from a kid. Haven’t watched a gi joe cartoon in 40 years but “knowing is half the battle” just pops into your head your whole life.
Definitely lol
as someone who saw the parodies first, i can never unsee the parodies lol
“Last one there’s a pnis pump!”
I cannot believe they called him SNOW JOB! 💀 they had to have known, they just had to.
@Mehmehmeh746 LMAO… they ohhhh so knew darn well
reminds me of that trip I took to a brothel in alaska
When do you think these were made?
Imagine if these lessons were taught currently. The world probably wouldn't be as bad right now
Single mothers are to blame.
@@edwardgaines6561 There should be a PSA for growing teens and some adults.
Like what Uncle Phil for the Philip Scott Show channel once said, "Take heed; protect that seed and don't procreate with trifling females."
@@Zoloft77 Now you sound like Roadblock! 😄
There are still kid's shows today that teach moral lessons.
Only now they're usually worked into the plot of the episode because a common criticism of end-of-episode PSAs is that they met the bare minimal of what could constitute as educational content which allowed writers to make stories completely unrelated to the lesson.
Yeah, cuz no one would learn anything. The kids would scream "Stranger danger!" and the parents would have the Joes arrested for stalking and harassing their children.
This one always bothered me... WHY WAS DOC HANGING OUT BY THEIR BATHROOM WINDOW?!
I said the same damn thing bro I promise you look at the comment section
In case some kids want their parents medicine man
It's bothered me because the kids look like young adults but sound like they haven't gone through puberty
@@smiley1722 it bothers me because I don't understand if they're at the right time at the right moment I've always wanted one of them episodes to say can we tell you not to follow us do we have to call the police on you
@@smiley1722 I just don't understand how these GI Joe's know where these kids are it's like they just come out of trees alleys out of nowhere
Lo clásico jamás pasan de moda gracias por compartirlo
Si.
Knowing is half the battle, and the other half? Action. Knowing what to do and acting on it are what allow you to really do your best.
This is some of the funniest shit. Just them saying “NOW WE KNOW” is just hilarious.
The memes actually are more popular than these classics
11:26 the biggest threat to us kids in the early 80's was not communism or the budding AIDS epidemic...but discarded refrigerators. I lost 30% of my 2nd grade classmates to the refrigerator menace in my neighborhood.
I lose half of my school. My refrigerator was thanos
Because 2nd graders don't know how to open refrigerators.
But now they know.
And knowing is half the battle!
I love how 80s cartoons have that animesque design
Deep Six just hangs out under the water and watches young boys swim.
3:10 Help! My balls are on fire!
💀
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
Just as wholesome and helpful as I remember.
Surely I can't be the only one jarred by these adults with child voices
Or these kids are ripped. That's how I see them.
There were quite a few adults with child voices: think of Dick Beals and Walter Tetley.
All of life's lessons summed up in 12 mins. I was a gi Joe fanatic growing up. I didn't want anything else but go joes. The good ole days
2:51
Alright give em the stick.
*Don't give em the stick!*
Oooooooooooooooooooh!!
This is really useful advice. I wish we had this in the 90s... maybe I wouldn't have pulled so many fire alarms to run away from my problems like math tests
In one comic, even destro said this line.
5:13 "I want someone to take me to the hospital." "You sho bo dat?"" "Nice catch, blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked!"
Low-Light is certainly not a great example of a hero for kids at 10:00 by teaching kids that it's proper to pick a fruit and eating it without first playing for it in a supermarket.
Lifeline
Yeah I love GI Joe a real American hero
Kids could use these PSAs sometime, or maybe all the time these days...
Go!
Ehhhh what the hell?
Body massage!
Wild Bill's specialty was mustaches.
Has anyone ever made a compilation of just the Joes saying "And knowing is half the battle!"
Now don't be greedy. 😆
4:45 seriously tho imagine you’re about to take some meds and some guy watching you from your bathroom window tells you not to
5:22 Nice catch blanco nino
Hawk: HOLD ON!
Kids: HAWK!
Hawk: THAT’S A DANGEROUS GAME YOU TWO ARE PLAYING!
LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND CHRIS.
THOSE GATES ARE PROVIDED AS A WARNING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT IS NOT SAFE TO CROSS!
Kid 1: We could've been hurt.
Kid 2: Now we know
@@jonstefanik9400And knowing is half the battle
Why do I remember these being a lot cooler?
EDIT: also Snow Job sounds like Blow Job and that one kid who was on fire how come everyone forgets stop, drop, and roll?
Kid 1: Hey an adult movie
Kid 2: Let's watch it!
Cover Girl: No! Wait!
Both Kids: COVER GIRL!!
Cover Girl: Remember always check to see if another tape is the VCR first
Both Kids: Now we know.
Cover Girl: And knowing is half the battle.
GI Jooooooe
Where were you Joes when I thought it would be cool to marry a stripper?
kevinerosa Lady J shoulda got off the pole and told you how strippers jus want your dub$ not your luv! Knowin, is all the Battle!
@@assassinmanx6128 Now we know
Well now you know
@@astroboyvr And knowing is half the battle.
Body Massage!!!!!!!!!!
I love that all the 80's kids had something that taught us this stuff... you ever watch new kids cartoons? I also loved Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse... so anything I say is likely moot. Knowing is half the battle.
I always wondered why Cutter wore a Red Sox hat, especially since he was supposed to come from Kansas.
I never notice until now. But spirit and Gung ho looked like rejects from the Village people
This is where the first season of G.I. Joe Extreme got the idea for Extreme Advices. That being said, I agree with everyone. We do need common sense lessons in this day and age.
This is one of the many reasons why the 80’s were the best
I try to show this to my nieces and nephews or at least teach lessons but I think these should be necessary lessons for school and yes update some of them but certain things are still just as obvious but little skits of characters that the kids actually love and knowing half the battle made it seem so cool which it is cooler because of that but the coolest part was it saved lives TV shows that did all those older refrigerators saved lives so GI Joe saved lives you can actually state that
When you're stuck on the ice I've learned a lot of course I was never in a position to have to worry about the ice cracking beneath me even though I was out on it technically it was only 2 ft deep the water at this point with a lot of snow and a little bit of ice but didn't crack but I didn't purposely go out there but I slowly went back in listening
These just aren´t as good as the "who needs a body massage?" ones
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
Wants.
The guy in the diving suit popping out of the pond makes no more sense here than in the parody.
God, do I ever feel old watching these.😅😊
As a adult I noticed all joes giving advice, Never Cobra. Mask & Cops Even had villains give advice.
I like that Snake Eyes was too cool to do a psa. 😄
Doc: “that’s a prescription for danger!”
Kid: “Black Vulcan...I mean, Doc!”
Sunshine for all, time for the Bus Rydah.
“Hah haha! You’re breaking my heart!” Pure Gold
Really weird seeing these after only being familiar with the edited ones
Knowing is half the battle.
1. Billy: "Ohh, who is that big guy, John-John?"
2. Donnie: "Some stranger, man!" Frank: "He said Donnie's mom was hurt!"
3. Eric: "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
4. Sammy: "That's using your head."
5. By hurt you mean, your bodies going flying around once you hit the train.
6. Joey: "Thanks for saving Davey."
7. Teddy: "Help! My clothes are on fire!" Ryan: "RUN FOR THE STREAM!"
8. Blake: "She's as good as us!"
9. Her arms will be fine.
10. Bobby: "Mom, Betty's stomach hurts. What can I do?"
11. The kids are surprised on how they can handle a nosebleed.
12. Mike: "I'd tried to pet a dog, today."
13. Glad they're okay. Otherwise, he'd be singing, "GAME OVER, YEAHHH!"
14. Johnny: "Whoa! Leave me outta this."
15. Nicholas: "My friend Sam was running away from home. Our friend, Shipwreck convinced him not to."
16. Roger: "Glad you figured out what was wrong with you."
17. Greg: "Maybe it's best not to pull a false alarm."
18. Rudy: "Now you understand why I got out!"
19. Ezra: "This is much better than breathing all that stuff."
20. Rick: "Tyrell, now I'm ready for another round."
21. Jack: "A helmet? What are you, some kind of wimp?" Says the guy who eventually gets a mild concussion.
22. Trevor: "Can I help making the treehouse better, Henry?"
23. John: "Let's play hide-and-seek somewhere else."
24. Two boys were spared from electrical shock of a downed moving power line, thanks to the efforts of Roadblock.
25. Eddie: "See ya!"
26. Mike: "Hey, it's Alpine and my scared brother!"
27. Crowd gasps when seeing Billy passing out.
Pissing
8:47 what tf was he doing down there?
In the 80s, getting a bloody nose and leaning your head back was instant death.
My mom used to mock these PSAs. "And knowing is half the battle!"
Susy don't forget your sandwiches
Now that I've seen the real ones, the Fenslers are ten times funnier.
JOE: ...and knowing is half the battle.
KID: Okay, but what the f**k is the other half?
- Gun fights
- tanks explosions
- casualties
@@ebindelgado9660 funny enough I have a gi joe t shirt that says knowing is half the battle and the other half is solved with explosives
12:08 BODY MASSAGE
love the music in these!
This shit has always been fucking hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how one PSA told kids not to talk to strangers but aren't all these characters strangers especially if they show up to your house uninvited
Like Doc hanging around outside the kid's window
4:44 - Doc, WTF are you doing there all the time?
To me he came out more like a Peeping Tom, and since when they put windows for bathrooms? The last time I've checked, the bathroom suppose to be a private sacred place.