This was so awkward - Failed Disney Channel Intro
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- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2017
- Have you ever wondered what it would be like to do one of those cool Disney Channel intros? Well me too. So I made this. WARNING: It is very awkward and I regret everything.
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Danny Gonzalez this video took me in like 58392 different directions....i love it
You're soo funny I love your videos! You should try and do collabs or go in David Dobriks vlogs (I think I saw you in one) you'll get more views.
Danny Gonzalez the pizza should be Disneys new logo
This didn't make me laugh.
Danny Gonzalez I loved the satanic one😂😂
I remember how small Danny's channel was when this was uploaded, and when I look how big he's gotten, makes me so happy for him.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache e Ello yet again
Just Some Guy without a Mustache we meet again
THIS GUY IS EVERY WHERE
most common commenter now
Wtf
I like how it takes longer to draw Sponge Bob than the Mona Lisa
well, obviously it takes longer, Spongebob is very detailed.
Trajan Khan it does take a master artist to make him. Now I understand 👍🏻😆😉
Duh
He's just so complex
Mila Chetto sponge bob is a piece of art. Anyone can draw Mona Lisa
Anyone surprised that’s how Danny talked to his audience 4 years ago? He’s way more casual now, I feel our one-sided friendship has come so far *sniff*
5, now
@@clemclemclemclemclthanks for letting us know how time works fam 💯
@@Iono123 In the 17th century, physicist Isaac Newton saw time as an arrow fired from a bow, traveling in a direct, straight line and never deviating from its path. To Newton, one second on Earth was the same length of time as that same second, Jupiter or in deep space. He believed that absolute motion could not be detected, which meant that nothing in the universe had a constant speed, even light. By applying this theory, he was able to assume that if the speed of light could vary, then time must be constant. Time must tick from one second to the next, with no difference between the length of any two seconds. This is something that it's easy to think is true. Every day has roughly 24 hours; you don't have one day with 26 and one with 23.
From the beginning of the universe to the present day, time is one of the few things we regard as regular and unchanging. Time works by measuring periods between the past, present and future. But that's a simple, albeit vague answer to an incredibly complex topic.
Time is all around us and is the basis of how we record life on Earth Civilizations rise and fall, stars are born and extinguished, and our method of tracking how those moments relate to the present remains unchanged. But time is not as constant nor as simple as it may seem.
However, in 1905, Albert Einstein asserted that the speed of light doesn't vary, but is a constant, traveling at 186,282 miles per second (299,792 kilometers per second). He postulated that time was more like a river, ebbing and flowing depending on the effects of gravity and space-time. Time would speed up and slow down around cosmological bodies with different masses and velocities, and therefore one second on Earth was not the same length of time everywhere in the universe.
Decades later, Einstein's theory was proven to be true. In October 1971, physicists J.C. Hafele and Richard Keating tested Einstein's theory by flying four cesium atomic clocks on planes around the world, going eastwards and then westwards.
In their paper published in 1972 in the journal Science, Hafele and Keating reported that the airborne clocks were about 59 nanoseconds slower than a ground-based atomic clock when traveling east, and 273 nanoseconds faster than the ground-based version when traveling west. Their results supported Einstein's theory that time fluctuates throughout the universe.
There are two main ways of measuring time: dynamic and atomic time. The former relies on the motion of celestial bodies, including Earth, to keep track of time, whether it's the rotation time of a distant spinning star such as a pulsar, the motion of a star across our night sky or the rotation of Earth. However, a spinning star notwithstanding, these methods are not always entirely accurate.
The old definition of a second was based on the rotation of Earth. As it takes the sun one day to rise in the east, set in the west and rise again, a day was almost arbitrarily divided into 24 hours, an hour into 60 minutes and a minute into 60 seconds. However, Earth doesn't rotate uniformly. Its rotation decreases at a rate of about 30 seconds every 10,000 years due to factors such as tidal friction. Scientists have devised ways to account for the changing speed of Earth's rotation, introducing leap seconds, but for the most accurate time you have to go even smaller.
Atomic time relies on the energy transition within an atom of a certain element, commonly cesium. By defining a second using the number of these transitions, time can be measured with an accuracy of losing a tiny portion of a second in a million years. The definition of a second is now defined as 9,192,631,770 transitions within a cesium atom, Scientific American reported.
Atomic clocks provide the most accurate track of time on Earth. The entire GPS system in orbit around Earth uses atomic clocks to accurately track positions and relay data to the planet, while entire scientific centers are set up to calculate the most accurate measure of time - usually by measuring transitions within a cesium atom.
@@m0bz0mb39 thanks for letting me know how time works!
@@clemclemclemclemcl6, now
"That's a Pentecost"
Are we just act like that's the same thing as a pentagram
It isn’t a pentagram tho
Ah yes, pentecost, the demonic symbol
And pentagram, the descent of the Holy spirit upon the apostles.
Came to the comments specifically for this! 😂
Pentecost is the imperial version of a Pentagram.
@@TheMOReviewers 💀
"Awh, again? That's the third time this week."
Depressed The Klown 👌
Not again!
Lol
...I was joking around and thought that exact sentence, right before he said it...Am I pSyChIc?
Mood
1:05 I thought he was sitting until I looked at the mirror
HE’S SQUATTING
LOL he is!
that's trippy LMAO
his workout for the day 🙂😂
Omg I-
Haha
I didmt even notice BAHHAAAAAHA
The moment I realized Danny was crouching instead of sitting on a chair 1:12
No body:
Danny’s Hair: 🌊
Lmaoo true
Haha, love it
+TomSka TOOOMMMM thanks you man I really appreciate it
TomSka ASDF MOVIE ASDF MOVIE ASDF MOVIE!!!!!!!!
Hoi
TomSka o is tomska
TomSka hey tom
I love that he's using a tooth brush.
Watermelon Prince
😆 awesome 😆 same
And he's squatting
I’m the 499th like
An electric one to be precise!
Tana would be proud
“HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT DRAWING?!”
“I don’t know!!!”
"You have to draw a Mickey mouse and be more enthusiastic"
Danny: *you can only choose one*
"You got possessed."
"Again? That's the 3rd time this week!"
Only 3 times in a week? Amateur
The Viper yeah, I’m up to 174 and it’s only wednesday
@@naomibeattie9910 liar
@@Ranfriendss not liar
I’m up to 666 possessions an hour.
@@thedukeofnothing6421 thats rough
Am I the only one hat realized he’s pretending to sit the whole time? 😂😂😂
WAIIIIT IIIII AHHHH LOL
No lol
That * sorry but ye i did notice
in the mirror xdd
He is sitting... on an invisible chair.
2:43 “that’s the third time this week”
AND ITS ONLY MONDAY
2:56 the pose at the end killed me cuz i cant imagine seeing an actual Disney actor doing that and it being allowed to air😂😂😂
“is that a satanic symbol”
“no”
technically that’s correct it’s a pentacle for protection
333 likes lol
400th like lol
Mr. Davidson lol
get me to 1000 subs with no videos nope
get me to 1000 subs with no videos 2 more like and his at 666 if someone breaks it he is going to jail
Ya know I’m just rewatching these old vids and it’s so weird that he doesn’t say “what’s up Greg”
Ikr im not used to it
Sophia Rosero because his fans are Greg
IKR
@Sophia Rosero his fans are called greg lol
rosegoesuwu me tooooooooo
“Your possessed arnt you?”
“Me? Possessed? Noooo! If I was possessed could I do this:”
Continues to breath freaking fire
Breath AND freaking fire?
?
"OK that's a Pentecost"
Yeah the flames of the holy spirit just descended on me and now I have begun speaking in many different tongues
(Look I learned that story when I was 10 I really don't remember it)
That’s pretty much it.
was looking for this comment cuz he definitely meant to say pentagram
Pretending to sit while the mirror shows that you’re literally just squatting I love Greg though😘
Bred Bred we are greg
@@bob4peers yes.
Isabella Daniel his name isn’t greg it’s danny
kpop stan Greg is our army. Are you even a true Greg
@@jq3549 of course I am
This is so wholesome. It reminds me of old RUclips.
Same
Yeahhhh...
this is literally 2017
**danny gets possessed**
*wholesome*
Yes!
Draws pentacle
Director: Is that a *Pentecost*
"You were possesed by a demon."
"What?"
"Yeah"
"That was the third time this week."
"Just take this wand"
*Gives him a toothbrush*
Average Kitten 👌
Yes
danny: santa isn't real
other danny: well than who am i gonna kill?
Cannon kids lmao
OMG YES!
Then*
ruclips.net/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/видео.html
✨Bruh😳✨
@@_username begone bot
danny's acting and sketches have improved so much over the years
"Aw, again? That's the third time this week!"
😂
It's amazing how much Dannys style and confidence changed over just 3 years
Exactly
Yeah!
now he's fucking creepers 🥺🥺
Meow
4
"you're possessed aren't you ??!"😭😂😭
"that's the third time this week!!" 💀
Maggie Pineda *Oh, Dean!*
**audience laughs**
**credits come on**
This video is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen
ikr!
@@MrEyes-xh4bb **fourth wall breaks**
@@MrEyes-xh4bb AYYY SPN
The pizza should be Disney's new logo!
HE ISNT EVEN SITTING I JUST NOTICED
“More pizzazz”
“More possessed? You got it!”
666 likes lmaooo
Rida Ahmed thank you for contributing to my life. Totally forget about not just the comment but the entire video lol
Christal C you’re welcome, of course. It’s my purpose in life to remind people of possessed danny
Only 3 comments. And 1.3K likes? I have never seen this before
ruclips.net/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/видео.html
✨Bruh😳✨
Thanks for watching guys hope you like it!
hii I love u my inst @king_lilie like me pliss
Danny Gonzalez you are the best danny 👍😘
I like skits like this. I know you are still trying to find your style. But keep up the good work
Danny Gonzalez I love u so muchhh
i miss ur old vines
“Okay, if I was possessed, could I do this?”
“hhhhhhhh”
2:24
"If I was possessed could I do this?"
"GAUAUAUUAUAUAUH"
"Draw Mickey Mouse"
"No, that's the Mona Lisa"
I'm dying send help 🤣🤣🤣
"Mickey Mouse Isn't real!?"
"I'm not possesed!"
We aren't going to talk about the way Danny is "sitting"? No? okay because that what I laughed the hardest at, his lil hovering butt in the mirror
But Danny would actually be a good Disney actor tbh!
Devashani Sharma he was a Disney actor. Didn’t you see him in wizards of Waverley place? :P
Mujtaba Walji not sure if you’re joking, but if you aren’t, that was David henrie.
Schrödinger's Cat I was joking
That’s offensive if you have seen the shows on Disney today
billie’s corner yeah XD
*LiEs.*
Danny loves Hannah Montana
Of course.
EXPOSED
*_he thought he could hide it... he was wrong >:3_*
Lazy 666th like
No, we love Mai
Danny: how are you so good at drawing!
Danny: cries I don’t know?!
1:23 me brushing my teath watching Danny hold my toothbrush
"we are on a schedule" flexing his watch and doesn't even look at it
2:45
1:11 He’s not even sitting on a chair. 😂
lol omg you can see it on the mirror
why did i feel bad when danny started crying BYE-
Danny: "Why don't you just tell me that Santa's not real either!"
Other Danny: "HE ISN'T!"
Alternate sequence:
Danny: "Why don't you just tell me that Santa's not real either!"
Other Danny: "He isn't...."
Danny again: "Then who the hell did I kill on Christmas!?"
Person: tells Danny to draw simple Micky mouse ears
Danny: draws Mona Lisa
And spongebob!
Yes that is indeed what happened
Person: no that's terrible!
Ohhhh! That’s the joke! Thanks for explaining the super simple joke that everybody understood!
Oh wow yea thanks for explaining the super simple joke that even a 3 yr old would understand. it helped so much
“MICKEY MOUSE ISNT REAL?!”
-Danny Gonzalez
PIZZA SHOULD BE THE NEW DISNEY CHANNEL LOGO
this radiates old RUclips vibes and I love it
“No, you got possessed.”
Danny: “ugh, again?”
Lollllll, I’m dying
That's the third time this week!
@@kindakyana2372 Only 3 times in a week? Amateur
The Viper
Amateur
I am possessed
2:40 yw
Danny's old videos are great but I like how he has transitioned to mostly 10-15 minute videos.
Alex Silverstein I agree. Now that I’m rewatching some old videos, I realize that I prefer the longer ones.
Dido
@gabby franklin it’s ditto
And there is no greg
why am I seeing this 3 years after it has been released?
Danny, gets possessed.
Producer: c’mon dude, get your stuff together, we have an occupied schedule.
“That’s a pentacost!”
“What”
“Isn’t that a demonic symbol or something!?”
No no it is not.
That’s a pentagram
Pentacle
No it’s called a Pentecost, the media has mixed it up with something else, which is a type of characteristical group of geometric shapes
No, actually that is a common misconception, however he did draw a pentagram
Pentecost is an event that occurred in the bible, specifically in the book of Acts.
I believe pentagrams are the upside down version of the symbol
"Here's the wand"
*gives him a toothbrush*
Ah yes. the “i was a viner and skits were still kind of a thing on RUclips” phase
“Pizza should be disnys new logo!”
I agree
Me to
nice profile pic dekus my baby
Akiko Cheyenne Santos with the ears on it
Me too 😘
I fell off my chair.
I just had to get that out to the world
llama livin life Dan Howell is that you?
Not funny u only got 80 likes
Wym u weren't squatting like Danny?? 😁
this has to be my new favourite video by Danny
This was adorable. I love old Danny videos
“If I was possessed could I do this?”
*breathes fire*
I would flood Earth but that's not cool
Lime Diamond can’t everyone breath fire? A-am I the only one?
@@Panda-gw8dl Did you just stutter in a message
@@zack8194 we didn't think it was possible but I g-guess we were w-wrong...
@@mimoexists3109 m-my g-g-g-god
:Did I draw Mickey mouse yet?
No you were possessed.
Awhh man. That's the third time this week."
I thought that was really funny!
Got possessed* Lol sorry to be “that guy”
666 likes
🤣 I couldn't stop rewatching it
same
Line taken out: It's MONDAY!
"Okay, thats a Pentecost. isn't that like a demonic symbol or something?" DANNY WHAT
Your skits are always the best, honestly
*clearly has black eyes* What me possessed? Nooo
iM gEtTinG sUpErNatUrAl fLaShBaCks
SAME
Very same
OML SAME
Yes!! Same
S A M E
When Bob Ross goes on Disney Channel:
Projekt_Misfitz Mona lisa yes
2 Easy Steps That You NEED To Follow To Be in DISNEY
Step #1: Know what Mickey Mouse looks like
Step #2: Have at least 1 arm
The way Danny’s just always been funny baffles me
Disney: the Danny show
let's make it happen
Loggie City OMG DANNY REPLIED
Loggie City I
Loggie City Danny has such a Disney face, he should get a show!
Loggie City id watch it
Is he using a toothbrush? 😂😂
um obviously
No
Yes, yes he is
A vibrating one too
Yep
I half expected him to say "My name is Daniel and you’re watching Disney Channiel"
My friend and I have always written skits as kids and had dreams of having our own skit show... used to study at NYCU and I cant get over how talented you are... i would have died to have a male with your talent, personality, creativity, looks, and commitment to the craft on our skit team. I'm so glad your talent is being noticed in a way you enjoy but to be honest you're destin for more so don't settle here
am i the only one who's
~a.) late
~b.) noticed his sag in the mirror
C. All of the above
I like your profile 🙃
that one person C
all of the above
666th like ||-// 🤠👊
97% Comments; Supernatural Reference.
2% Quotes from the video.
1% ‘Pizza should be Disney’s new logo.’
0% Useful comments.
MemetteKay the 1% is only saying that because the description told them to, did you read the description
MemetteKay this is a useful comment
0.000001% about Danny squatting in the mirror
What was yours?
did you know you can drink water
make that 1% a baby didn't know that
lol I've recently been going through some of your really old videos, and I just wanna say they're hilarious, (though your comedy has gotten much better) Truly greg
Danny's such a good tuber/artist and the music if makes is hilariously good.
THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT RIGHT HERE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"Why don't ya just tell me Santas not real either"
"He isn't"
"aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhha, oh nooo"
Imagine how the 8 year old who clicked on this feels
I always thought santa wasnt real
hAs nOthInG tO dO wiTh mY reLigIoN
The pizza should be Disney's new logo! 😌
This video changed my life. So inspiring.
Mickey Mouse isn’t real!?!?
No uhh no
**cries**
Why don't you just tell me Santa's not real either?!
“Why dont you just tell me santa’s not real either?!”
“He isnt!”
“Waaaaaa 😭 “
@@miraculoustalesofobliviousness "ooh ohhh hooooo God!"
“How are you so good at drawing!”
300th like
"Pentacost"
*laughs in Christian*
The Queen *Laughs in witchery*
Have a good day
I've been looking for this comment! Bwhaha
*laughs in pagan*
Yup
@@Fluffadoodle Laughs in Christian
Jesus Loves You!✝️💖💞🤗
Coming back to this video .. daaamn this was a whole different Danny 😂
I cant stop rewatching this
The star in a circle he draws isn’t a Pentecost or a pentagram, it’s a pentacle which is a good symbol. An upside down star in a circle is a pentagram which is a bad symbol.
Oh, ok. I didn’t know the difference. I thought it was a pentagram. I do know what Pentecost is, thanks to the Presbyterian Church.
...pentagrams are good symbols within Wicca
@@ivysauceee and within Christianity
I think pentacles in tarot represent money, fortune and success
I am pretty sure that pentagram isn't bad either, it is a sign of witchcraft, not devil (and those are two totally different things)
"Hey what's that on the right ear?"
*zooms in on left ear*
The character Danny was portraying in the green jumper would have been facing adjacent to the mouse, and subsequently would say the left ear is his right in addition to the right ear being his left. He's not wrong.
Jaye Langley WOAAAAAA
@@imnotcreative2534 nerd
your an idiot if you don't even know your left and rights, hes not a nerd its common sense
When you realized after 4 years that danny wasn't sitting, he was just squatting
"The pizza should be Disney's new logo!"
was anyone else watching danny squat in the mirror?
ya i saw that he must be too tall...
He was trying to make it like like he was sitting
I’m just confused as to why he wasn’t in a chair
colette tozier y e s
Me lol!
I’ve been watching you from 200k and now you’re at 4 mil. Great job!!
"I don't really like hanna montana" Yea, ok 🤨
Lol "Pentecost"
i know i know lol im an idiot
Danny Gonzalez it's ok me too Daniel
Danny Gonzalez I just thought you were being sarcastic
Is that a toothbrush......
Alexis Pallette I
No it's a magic wand. Duh.
No
No?
No bruh
It's magical pencil that have brush
i love how the interviewer is crouched down like a coach talking to a child
"Hey, I'm (character) and you're watching disney channel!"
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“You got possessed.”
“Ugh. Again?”
*“That’s the third time this week!”*
thats my favourite part.
why are you thanking us for the likes that other people gave you
also why are you thanking people for likes
dont do that its cringy
Sxmuru. I don’t remember asking for your opinion.
브룩 화이트 no
It at 663 3 more!
No one:
Danny: I DO NOT LIKE HANNAH MONTANA
I do not like hannah montana
I do not like Hannah Montana
@@radiant5427 I do not like Hannah Montana
@@zozoweemama i do not like Hannah Montana
I do not like Hannah Montana