Son, your mother and I feel like nows the time we explain something to you. Weve noticed youve become aware of certain...differences you have from me and your mother.
I haven’t watched one of these in a while, and genuinely thought it was a documentary. Then I got confused as shit, and then realized he was doing his thing.
Pretty much the same, where you got confused? I started to be confused when he asked to pee on the monitor, but I am on a cellphone right now, and the pc already has someone else using it, and I thought it would be rude for me to take out my willy and pee on the monitor right now
"The shrimp are fed 24 times. Once at noon, once at 1pm, once at 2pm..." Oh god he's not gonna literally say this 24 times is he? "And 18 times at 6pm" oh thank god
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fri
He left out how toxic farmed fish is. Sadly salmon is barely purchasable as fresh in my country. I just stopped eating it tbh. Really bad for local nature too.
@@Djuntas farmed fish overall is actually better for an environment. Especially with salmon if they utilize lumpfish to eat the sea lice. Its not toxic either unless you're talking about how a lot of fish stocks both farmed and wild have microplastics/mercury in them. Farmed fish is a good thing, we gotta do it more honestly. Yeah there are drawbacks around the immediate area of a farm, but literally the whole ecosystem is gonna be better off with em
@@Djuntas I quit eating fish altogether several years ago. Like you, I'm aware that farmed fish is toxic and bad for the environment. As for wild caught fish, our oceans are fast getting depleted of life. I do not believe that so-called sustainable fishing is actually sustainable. Organic chicken is a much better protein option.
@@Antboi4653 no shit we're gonna have to pull from the environment But you know what else is fish food? Sea weed. Specifically kelps. For raising fish like carp its an amazing food. We can farm mussels and clams as well, which work as a food for fish. And those just need to filter nutrients from the water column. This video is literally about farming shrimp, which feed on just about everything depending on the species. And they're easy to produce and work as a food source for farmed fish. And its not like a 1:1 output with what we take in from the environment vs what we produce. Yes its a lot to feed a big farm, but you arent trawling, setting hoop nets, etc. We may set some to catch the feeder fish, but we arent setting as many, meaning less harm to the environment overall. The wild populations arent as burdened and can bounce back or even rise
2:34 As someone who's had trouble urinating for decades, suffering from peepee failure, this tall, cold glass of shrimp water instantly cured me. Thank you Huggbees
This is the best thing I’ve ever eaten! I have to tell somebody, Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people won’t you listen to me? I’ve just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich filled with jelly fish jelly! Hey man you’ve got to try this sandwich, it’s no ordinary sandwich, it’s TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEA
all i can think is "if they're doing this, why isn't shrimp lower in price yet?" and it's hard to enjoy the comedy over my drooling for crustacean meat. I mean i'm glad I don't live in olden times but it must have been fantastic when they had so much cheap seabug to nosh they were evidently sick of it. wait why the fuck are we feeding them garlic that cannot possibly be their food
Natural anti-biotic/microbial/etc, plus it apparently makes the food smell tastier to them as well. So more likely to eat more and grow faster. Quite a few pet-fish foods contain garlic as well.
@@sathra4036 so weird. i thought the alium family was basically toxic to most animals and certainly to bugs.. like that's the whole reason they contain all those sulfurogenic compounds that burn your eyes.
@@KairuHakubi fish have a very diff biology to us. Sulfur compounds are perfectly find a very very common type of medication for fish. Garlic gives food a "smell" to both fish and shrimp that makes it very enticing for them as the commenter above said. This is true of fresh and saltwater inverts and shrimp, it makes fish go crazy for food. People commonly mix it with medicated food to make the fish more likely to eat. Hell, the fish med company Seachem even has a product called "garlic guard" or something that you mix with medicated food or just add to water as a preventative
I was wondering why the heck they feed them garlic. As for your craving for crustacean meat, I haven't enjoyed shrimp or lobster much lately, as the older I get the less I can get over the fact they they're basically sea cockroaches... Though I do still enjoy crab, for now.
I showed my friend this video today (he’s never seen your content) and I put it on and I said nothing. And it was fun to see him slowly realise that it’s a parody 😂 he’s like “wait what? What is this?!?” Ahahahaha
I mean I know it's unrelated to the video, but I find it absolutely fucking hilarious that you actually got pewdiepie with one of these (even if not for a full video)
When the shrimp were pulled out of the water I could see the sadness in their eyes. I could feel them saying "It can't end like this". But anyway, it was pretty funny.
I like to imagine that after the camera cut away someone fell into the shrimp river, was surrounded and bitten by a horde of shrimp, then emerged from the depths as an angry shrimp man
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“Please urinate on your monitor now”
-Doctors testing urine samples over zoom
That would be a mess...
@@Randomnameidk tasty
@@damiandavis1518 r/cursed comments
tasting*
0.25
My urine turned a very dark green, even though everyone knows I am definitely totally a human. How is that possible??
Your parents may have some explaining to do.
Dude I think you should really see a doctor, normal pee should be red like mine, not green
@@Trump_Trump red? I thought it was supposed to be white!
Love your Chanel
Son, your mother and I feel like nows the time we explain something to you. Weve noticed youve become aware of certain...differences you have from me and your mother.
As a former shrimp, I can safely say that brown television static was our favorite meal.
You are not safe.
Thank you for speaking out. You're very brave.
Ara, is that you?
Hahaha nerd, you’re a shrimp
Hes correct
I haven’t watched one of these in a while, and genuinely thought it was a documentary. Then I got confused as shit, and then realized he was doing his thing.
Pretty much the same, where you got confused? I started to be confused when he asked to pee on the monitor, but I am on a cellphone right now, and the pc already has someone else using it, and I thought it would be rude for me to take out my willy and pee on the monitor right now
one of my fav things to do is imagine at what point in each video unsuspecting viewers realize it's a joke
It's even better when you click on one of these at like 3am for a calming sleepy vibe, and you get hit with straight up back to back comedy lmao.
K satan.
I must say, the tall glass of shrimp water DID convince me to piss on my monitor.
so what color was it?
Same
@@wushensnake yes
@@wushensnake white
....hol up
"The shrimp are fed 24 times. Once at noon, once at 1pm, once at 2pm..." Oh god he's not gonna literally say this 24 times is he? "And 18 times at 6pm" oh thank god
"18 times at 6pm"
4:15
The greatest short cut
Can't wait for you to make a How It's Made: Shrimp-Fried Rice.
I want to see how shrimp are able to fry that rice.
you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
Oh god that profile pic
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fri
@@AxxLAfriku people that hide their face are ashamed of how they look
FUCK, me too
"The water is being monitored for trace amounts of hydrogen and oxygen."
That one got me good
You've got to be very careful when handling dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer my urine color to match that of the demonitization symbol on my (and probably your) videos.
Alright, cool
I don’t think the demonization symbol comes in red
I don’t think the demonetization symbol comes in white
I don't think the demonitization symbol comes in brown
Shut up you
i'm not sure why, but 'reverse-drown' absolutely annihilated me
it got me two man i started crying
Same with the shrimp.
otherwise known as "asphyxiate" - but reverse-drown is funnier
As someone big into aquaculture I must say, this is both the most inaccurate yet highly accurate video on shrimp farming
He left out how toxic farmed fish is. Sadly salmon is barely purchasable as fresh in my country. I just stopped eating it tbh. Really bad for local nature too.
@@Djuntas farmed fish overall is actually better for an environment. Especially with salmon if they utilize lumpfish to eat the sea lice. Its not toxic either unless you're talking about how a lot of fish stocks both farmed and wild have microplastics/mercury in them. Farmed fish is a good thing, we gotta do it more honestly. Yeah there are drawbacks around the immediate area of a farm, but literally the whole ecosystem is gonna be better off with em
@@Djuntas I quit eating fish altogether several years ago. Like you, I'm aware that farmed fish is toxic and bad for the environment. As for wild caught fish, our oceans are fast getting depleted of life. I do not believe that so-called sustainable fishing is actually sustainable. Organic chicken is a much better protein option.
@@SlightlyCivil no because fish food is fish and we get fish for fish food from the ocean
@@Antboi4653 no shit we're gonna have to pull from the environment
But you know what else is fish food? Sea weed. Specifically kelps. For raising fish like carp its an amazing food.
We can farm mussels and clams as well, which work as a food for fish. And those just need to filter nutrients from the water column.
This video is literally about farming shrimp, which feed on just about everything depending on the species. And they're easy to produce and work as a food source for farmed fish.
And its not like a 1:1 output with what we take in from the environment vs what we produce. Yes its a lot to feed a big farm, but you arent trawling, setting hoop nets, etc. We may set some to catch the feeder fish, but we arent setting as many, meaning less harm to the environment overall. The wild populations arent as burdened and can bounce back or even rise
2:34 As someone who's had trouble urinating for decades, suffering from peepee failure, this tall, cold glass of shrimp water instantly cured me. Thank you Huggbees
shrimp water: a nutritious alternative to ice chewing
but what about shrimp ice
Eat more iron rich food if you have the urge to chew on ice.
@@Thejerrorlp sir/ma'am my iron levels are fine, it's my anxiety that needs to change
This was so cursed, and i love it!
I just like to chew ice because it's good and crunchy
"...And then 18 times at 6 pm" caught me off guard hard as hell lmao
"Meanwhile in a nearby meth lab"
I was dying after that lol
r u a bot im very confused ur everwhere
Ratio
@@34444bemidje This is a twitter moment
Shut up
Hayasri
3:28 Brown Television Static
lmao best description for that ever
Literally thousands watching in literally minutes, high quality content indeed
it's all the shrimp
Literally
@@DragoMations Literally?
@@brycewalker3726 Yes, literally. Didn't you see him use it TWICE in one sentence? What more convincing do you need?
you sure like the word "Literally"
The best part of this series is not knowing when the facts end and the satire starts until it gets utterly ridiculous
You can't tell me these little guys fried that rice
They fry it the same way SpongeBob fries Krabby Patties: pure fucking rage
This is the best thing I’ve ever eaten! I have to tell somebody,
Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people won’t you listen to me? I’ve just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich filled with jelly fish jelly! Hey man you’ve got to try this sandwich, it’s no ordinary sandwich, it’s TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEA
@@joshdoesstuff763 And with the use of a ceiling.
they didnt fry the rice, they poured the cocktail (-:
4:52 “They gleefully jump on the trampoline of death, as part of some shrimp ritual, that science has yet to explain!”
Ah yes, growing shrimp organically from the ground
0:22 Missed an opportunity to call these shrimp "submissive and breedable"
Cease
How it’s actually made: *humans*
I don’t know what it would be and frankly I’m a bit scared
Its called Pornhub.
Filling machinehub
Use your imagination.
Honestly him dubbing a sex ed vid would be the funnyest shit ever
When a filling machine and a rinsing machine love eachother VEEERRRY much....
I thought this was legit until I heard hug say “the fish will now metamorphosis into shrimp”
when he said "jinkarehrhg" i really felt that ✊😔
Lmao
Sounds like the noise someone would make when they hiccup and sneeze at the same time.
Edit: *_Lmao_*
Lmao
Lmao
This is so over used
1:14 that pump is definitely Asian cookie monster
Can you imagine working at a place, look at some food, then say "Yea, this isn't strong enough, throw it out."
2:38 shrimp cocktail
“All shrimps are equal, but some shrimp are more than others” - Huggbees Shrimp Farm, 2021
"These shrimp here are about 2000 years old"
Love this. No explanation. I lost it.
That shrimp baby being skewed is probably gonna give me nightmares.
Yeah, in theory, it is pretty brutal. But then again, it's still brutal in practice. I think that just makes it brutal.
So they said the fish is 2000 years old how is that even possible
@@LightStorm. It's a joke. It's not actually true.
Its dead
@@anthonywiththew Gotta love morbid humor.
“Life gauntlet” shit, I felt that.
Round one ain’t so bad. It’s those giant flappers in round two that really get ya
Wow, is this the hit RUclips satire series, How It's Actually Made, as seen misinforming Pewdiepie himself?
indeed it is
So glad he watched it by mistake lol how have I never seen this xD
How come Danny Pratt hasn't fixed that bloody door trim yet? That's what I want to know...
no, this is the real one.
When that guy tore that baby shrimps organs out I felt kinda sad
Ahhh yes I love to treat myself with some 2000 year old shrimps
This has to be one of your best vids by far, laughed myself into physical pain 😭 keep up the good work bro
i like the slight exhale after "meagre little lives"
Zoned out and zoned back in right at "urinate on your monitor now"
2:46 did I just watch a shrimp being decapitated?
I actually thought this was real until I saw the fish metamorphosing into shrimp
"Meanwhile in a nearby meth lab" caught me off guard
Me too
Me too😂
“Urinate on your monitor”
Some guy: **Actually pees on their monitor**
He always comes back, unlike my dad
Damn 💀
Damn 💀
wiliam atom
same
That glass of shrimp water sure worked and now I know I’m 10 shrimp
all i can think is "if they're doing this, why isn't shrimp lower in price yet?" and it's hard to enjoy the comedy over my drooling for crustacean meat. I mean i'm glad I don't live in olden times but it must have been fantastic when they had so much cheap seabug to nosh they were evidently sick of it.
wait why the fuck are we feeding them garlic that cannot possibly be their food
Natural anti-biotic/microbial/etc, plus it apparently makes the food smell tastier to them as well. So more likely to eat more and grow faster. Quite a few pet-fish foods contain garlic as well.
@@sathra4036 so weird. i thought the alium family was basically toxic to most animals and certainly to bugs.. like that's the whole reason they contain all those sulfurogenic compounds that burn your eyes.
@@KairuHakubi fish have a very diff biology to us. Sulfur compounds are perfectly find a very very common type of medication for fish. Garlic gives food a "smell" to both fish and shrimp that makes it very enticing for them as the commenter above said. This is true of fresh and saltwater inverts and shrimp, it makes fish go crazy for food. People commonly mix it with medicated food to make the fish more likely to eat. Hell, the fish med company Seachem even has a product called "garlic guard" or something that you mix with medicated food or just add to water as a preventative
@@cheesenipspartymix fascinating. so dale gribble was right with his garlic-scented fishing lures..
I was wondering why the heck they feed them garlic.
As for your craving for crustacean meat, I haven't enjoyed shrimp or lobster much lately, as the older I get the less I can get over the fact they they're basically sea cockroaches... Though I do still enjoy crab, for now.
I lost it when he said "please urinate on your monitor now"
I showed my friend this video today (he’s never seen your content) and I put it on and I said nothing. And it was fun to see him slowly realise that it’s a parody 😂 he’s like “wait what? What is this?!?” Ahahahaha
God, what i wouldn’t give for a nice glass of room temperature shrimp water right now
Pewds' next vid: How shrimps are made.
You beat me to the damn joke
oh ew have his fans found hugbeess?
@@snapps9838 Please shut up.
@@lpschaf8943 why they call it peenis not poonis?
@@penjamin1479 because of the military
Please don’t stop making these. I am personally a part of the high demand
Damn It I’m only 14% shrimp. Any advice on how to increase my score?
Death
less water, more shrimp juice
only eat beets
hunch your back and wiggle your fingers on an hourly basis
Brown tv static and garlic
The thing I love about these is the fact you somewhat learn something and laugh at the same time
me: drinking a glass of water
my sister: 2:14
Out of all these that I've seen......and they are all pretty amusing....this is the funniest one I've seen.
I love how it sounds plausable at the beginning ans then it gets crazier after time. And the narrator is so calm ;-;
0:43 Ah yes, the jiggerairjur. No home should be without one.
I lost it at "secretly pee pee".
This guy can convincingly tell people mangos come from asteroids infused with unicorn semen.
It took until 0:55 before my smooth brain realized this was a joke.
1:35 I should probably call her
I paused at 2:55 to put something away, came back, and thought this man was gonna take a dab
I mean I know it's unrelated to the video, but I find it absolutely fucking hilarious that you actually got pewdiepie with one of these (even if not for a full video)
It’s sad that I only realised it was a joke video when it said “please urinate on your monitor now”
That was actually a pH test to see how acidic it is 2:33
Ah another informative video to build my world view.
Perfect!
Your video could have not come at a better time. Walked into my kitchen flooded. And needed a laugh
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
I legitimately thought this was a documentary and almost pissed myself
First time?
@@acrohasatablespoon1408 i had no monitor so i had to hover over my phone screen
2:08 seriously made me laugh out loud
This guy and Zefrank need to do a video
2:30 No, I don’t think i will.
I must say. Watching this channel is much more entertaining than a documentary.
2:00
oh my god
I just realized
Thats the funniest shit
This is great, but it now makes me wanna know how its actually done
I love how I have no fucking clue how any of this has to do with shrimp and he tells me shrimps are being grown from the ground
3:36 he's fondling the gravy
Okay but how do they make that big fucking one that fought Godzilla? I have a party coming up but can only afford one shrimp for the cocktails
A lot of selective breeding.
This is the first of this videos where I can't even imagine what the original narration was like.
2:19: Mine was red. What percentage is that?
3/2 did you not see the video
It took me a few minutes to see ur trolling in a professional level
When the shrimp were pulled out of the water I could see the sadness in their eyes. I could feel them saying "It can't end like this". But anyway, it was pretty funny.
I was totally thinking the same thing! Also how they looked so sad trying to get out of the cup at the very end like they knew 😭
getting high as shit and binging these makes me feel like I'm in an alternate universe
4:33 I thought they were called shrimp, not "fatass"
Same, I was confused as well
My favorite part of these videos is how they start out with about 3 reasonable-enough statements before things really get absurd LOL
My grandfather is a fish farmer and this is actually extremely accurate
When you've watched how it's made so many times that you start to notice the things that he adds into his commentary that are real
Finally another “how its…..you know”, was getting worried.
Ah yes, this is the level of ridiculousness I’ve come to expect in Huggbees content. Marvelous
4:16 unless my brain cells are still at home that’s 23 times?
12-5pm is 6 times and then 18 times at 6pm is 24
Somehow when you showed that appetizing cold shrimp water my stomach gave a gurgle. I'm going to take a piss and just maybe I'm a shrimp.
please tell me why I actually thought he was being serious until halfway through the video when he started talking about Pee
2:11 The joke about water being pee is even funnier, since he was testing for ammonia ;)
Two thousand years is nothing compared to queen Elizabeth II
She went to visit those baby shrimp and kiss each one. They are special shrimp
@@ChazBuns yes
I like to imagine that after the camera cut away someone fell into the shrimp river, was surrounded and bitten by a horde of shrimp, then emerged from the depths as an angry shrimp man
Most shrimps are cowards.
Especially this small species.
They would only swim near you if you are clearly not moving anymore.
Pewdiepie is gonna love this one
4:53 haha popcorn shrimp
THE FRIMP START OUT AS FISH OMGOMGOGMOGM
As a fishery student I can confirm that fish transfrom into shrimp
0:22 he's right those shrimp be looking quite submissive and breedable
3:13 my favorite part