Breaking news: local plantation of crops burns to the ground on the hottest day of the year, local villagers mentioned a relaxed feeling as they watched the Fields burn, several emergency crews arrived for an evacuation of the closest village, they reported most of the villagers chanting in British Russian, and even described a high atmosphere for the danger they were in.
Your going to be one of the comments with thousands of likes or your comment is going to be stolen by a checkmark and you'll be forgotten either way I'm proud of you.
New to the channel and named Peter. Glad this is a recurring bit because the last video caught me off guard, and twice in a row was downright creepy...
I don't know if you have done this or not already, but you should do one of these for April fools but its actually just really informative and correct.
"At this point a machine known as a personified enthusiastic touching extraction robot, or Peter for short, fondles the tea for freshness" Why'd you do Peter like that
Not many people know this but putting the tea leaves in any formation other than T is actually an imprisonable offence and you could soon find yourself in a Chinese government internment camp. I pray for these poor tea-makers.
I like to imagine that a lot of elementary school teachers accidentally shows these videos to their classes greatly lifting the overall intelligence of humanity one Huggbees video at a time.
how does he keep doing this!? I tell like 20 jokes and then collapse, while this dude has been making amazing jokes every episode! Amazing work Mr.huggbees sir.
I can imagine how people click on these videos thinking they're going to learn something only to descend into either a confusion nightmare or a laughing fit.
I like how it's touched with disgusting filthy bare hands at literally every last possible opportunity during every stage of the entire production process.
Man wait till you see how every other food is made if you can't handle bare hands touching food before its cooked Like he mentioned a pizzeria, you think Pizza makers are using gloves? Not in the place I worked.
one of my favorite things about this series is how the introduction is actually true, luring newcomers into a false sense of security before bombarding them with crazy crap
oh that last clip makes me so nostalgic, my favorite restaurant as a kid was this locally owner thai place that had the best soup and i’d always get tea with it, unfortunately it closed due to not being able to bounce back from the pandemic
Hey Huggbees, FreckSynth here to deliver some Chinese corrections: 1: Oolong (乌龙) tea means "black dragon". 2: From what I've learned, China invented the economy before trading tea - unless local tea-growing villages bartered with other villages, in which you're right. 3: You're a Human bladder. 4: Yes, the machines are sentient. Sometimes they even upload themselves into the frames at nightclubs and research facilities (or both!) for some extra meaning-seeking. Love your videos!
"With all the care of a pissed off orangutan!" Only Huggbees can say something so absurd with a straight face but actually not far off from what is actually happening.
I swear, half the things they're doing to the tea leaves look like they're just playing around. The way they kepts pouring it on the floor then scooping it up, rolling the balled up sack on that press.
I remember seeing this episode when it first aired! I was amazed that they made gunpowder tea like this, just rolling it around in a bag. I love gunpowder tea. It's so convenient for steeping. Unfortunately, I seem to have developed a sensitivity to caffeine and can no longer drink tea due to the jitters.
1:21 "With all the care of a pissed-off Orangutan,..." Do you even watch Jungle School? What happens on those pre-release islands will give you nightmares!
Here at 2:13 we see P̄hāylm Mæw being careful not to climb inside this machine for he still bears the scars of punishment on his back he received when he was caught sleeping inside that big comfy basket. It would not have been such a big deal except that he sleep-farts profusely and the following batch of tea had an "eau de odor" that was NOT appreciated by the customers.
Usually, I have SOME idea of what's actually going on...but this literally looks like someone took leaves from their back yard and tortured it until they got bored and sold it as the first letter they thought of.
my favourite pastime is to read the comments on how its actually made videos while the ad plays so i can be incredibly confused and enterained for at least 30 seconds (if not more)
Holy shit almost 1mil subs. Congrats dude. I’ve been here since you had like 300k-500k subs. I hope that if/when you get hella popular RUclips doesn’t give you the finger for PR reasons. Your content is great and I’m always giving it an uwu
Why did I get an ad from Prego (spaghetti sauce) University? I'm triggered and I will never step into this establishment again until after I'm finished writing this comment.
For the first little bit, I thought I was watching a serious video and imo, that's the best way to go into these because it was amazing when it finally hit me.
0:16 I know what channel I’m on, but oxidization is not the same as fermentation, a tea like black/red tea is oxidized, a fermented tea is something more along the lines of a pu’er
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"Turning it into the world's largest joint"
I like to imagine that they make it slightly bigger each time just to gloat
lol
Breaking news: local plantation of crops burns to the ground on the hottest day of the year, local villagers mentioned a relaxed feeling as they watched the Fields burn, several emergency crews arrived for an evacuation of the closest village, they reported most of the villagers chanting in British Russian, and even described a high atmosphere for the danger they were in.
that's the one ralsei was featured with. did you know that?
They just add one leaf more than the previous batch
Jamaica: "Hold mai refer, boooiiiii"
this is the only source of food education i trust
Your going to be one of the comments with thousands of likes or your comment is going to be stolen by a checkmark and you'll be forgotten either way I'm proud of you.
i'm sure that this is true. are you truthful? i don't trust you
@@kingarthur1367 may i join you at the court in camelot? "my liege, i would be honored"
@@kordru actually, yes. i havent watched any other food education video or something. so yes im honest and truthfull
@@OrdinaryDoommarine you could join sir Henry's new heralds the last ones had an accident.
P.E.T.E.R is the most advanced tea-fondling technology known to man, truly a hallmark of human innovation
Holy shit it's him.
Ey, Beter
Zefrank has Jerry, Hugbees has Peter.
Hey Lois, this is like that time I accidentally become a tea bag
OMGGG WAIT GARFEILDI I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Peter's character arc is the most enticing thing on this channel
One day he's gonna get his hands on a Capping Machine and all hell will break loose
I'm waiting for the day that Peter fondles a filling machine that's filling bottles with Liquid Black
Arc lol
New to the channel and named Peter. Glad this is a recurring bit because the last video caught me off guard, and twice in a row was downright creepy...
You mean besides his fondling techniques 😏
3:00
Ah yes, our daily dose of Peter lore is as juicy as ever!
Who would’ve guessed that was his true purpose in life?
i love peter
I love peter
i love peter
We love peter
We always love Peter
I don't know if you have done this or not already, but you should do one of these for April fools but its actually just really informative and correct.
he did do this already with fishing line
He did that, lol
You mean he should pirate an episode of How It's Made?
He did, and he got me. 🙃
I wanna become a teacher just so I can show these videos to the students.
I promise you they already saw it.
Nah you gotta play this as the retirement home and see their minds explode
@@mrpw1402
That's even better.
@@Goofy_Ahh_Ghost do it at both school and retirement home
You’d definitely get fired from both
Being half Chinese and half British, I can confirm this is exactly how we get our tea
can you tell us how you get your opium too?
@@TRISCORE now now let's not talk about that or else you might slip and fall
@@TRISCORE-100 social credit
I’m curious too
@@TRISCORE -10000 social credit
"At this point a machine known as a personified enthusiastic touching extraction robot, or Peter for short, fondles the tea for freshness" Why'd you do Peter like that
He's in disguise, to continue his sick ways.
I suppose this is a bad time to mention that my name is Peter...
I remember in the chocolate video they said "WhAt ArE yOu DoInG pEtEr?!, And I like to think that the line from this video is a reference from that
@@Appleboy78165 HOW *COULD YOU!?*
@@Nonexistent_creature He's innocent. I'm the Peter in the video! I confess that I enjoy it hahahahaha!
As someone who really likes tea and has spent a lot of time learning about the different types, this is funnier if you've seen a tea factory before
Not many people know this but putting the tea leaves in any formation other than T is actually an imprisonable offence and you could soon find yourself in a Chinese government internment camp. I pray for these poor tea-makers.
If you don't put them into the t shape then you'll accidentally make peas. It's named tea for a reason after all.
That's kind of redundant. Chinese government internment camps are where they make the tea to start with.
wooooooo
Love me a good cup of summer complaint
the manager's at starbucks get that alot it's real common with the karen architype tho why blode woman carry teabag's around is still a mystery
@@moonshiners-cv6kd first off it's a_lot not alot, second Karen's keep tea bags around because it's halo baby
4:46 “tea makes for a great crunchy snack, often served with a cold glass of apple juice” that had me laughing my ass off!
I love a good steaming cold glass of apple juice while I crunch my tea snack, but that massive salad is just a dealbreaker for me
It's just so unreasonable
"steaming cold" yea that totally tracks
@@mckennawitt2358 I appreciate that
I always have to ask local restaurants for no salad, and they look at me like a freak.
I like to imagine that a lot of elementary school teachers accidentally shows these videos to their classes greatly lifting the overall intelligence of humanity one Huggbees video at a time.
What do you mean accidentally? Isn't this a documentary?
@@CaseSet236 It's a parody of an episode from a show called, "How It's Made".
Someone commented on another videos saying their teacher did that
My teacher today quickly searched this and showed it, it was hilarious
I love how this one teaches you absolutely nothing
Not true. I now know what PETER stands for. I had no idea before this video.
you are just not gifted in intelgence to gain anything from this knowlage rich indivual. get better
His work here is done.
A lot of the stuff he says is right though
Actually, the difference between green and black tea is true
How to legally make weed without anyone suspecting
do not take this advice
(BUT) dont stop with you're dreams
As someone who knows a lot about fine teas, I am crying laughing. This is beautiful lol
You're a fine tea 😏
okay I'll see myself out
I know absolutely nothing about tea and I find it equally hilarious!
@@yupimrandy aww cute
Ain't tea just putting a leaf in water to make the water taste like leaf?
@@dontreallyknowwhatmynamesh5538 Pretty much! Although it would be equally accurate to say that music is just moving atoms around until people like it
As an Asian, all the information is totally accurate.
As a European, all the information is totally colonialist.
As an American, all the information is totally free
As a South African, all the information is totally separated
As a Brit, I do approve of this distribution of information
As another Asian I too aprove
I love how crunchy tea is
It adds a perfect texture to my unreasonably large salad
😨
Hot water: 🤮
Hot water with leaves:😊
OK boomer
You forgot the most important step, throwing it into the harbor
How does Peter keep getting into these different places to touch things?
The security guards stopped giving a shit
I'll never let you know my secret
Peter is actualy a Keter scp with unsatiable thirst for touching things,and he can also teleport and shapeshift
We now have a P.E.T.E.R. machine. Peter's dream machine beware.
how does he keep doing this!? I tell like 20 jokes and then collapse, while this dude has been making amazing jokes every episode!
Amazing work Mr.huggbees sir.
Somehow I knew there was gonna be a weed joke, I just didn't know it was gonna be a whole segment lmao
took me a moment to realize this was satire, well done.
Another one has been indoctrinated!
@@citrusbutter7718 video link please?
4:54 correction "on top of an unreasonably big Salada"
edit: Salada is a Canadien tea trade mark
This is quality entertainment right there, Mate! So wrong on so many levels, it's a genuine work of art!! :-)
I can imagine how people click on these videos thinking they're going to learn something only to descend into either a confusion nightmare or a laughing fit.
tea gameplay: Be careful darling your tea is boiling hot!
tea lore:
I like how it's touched with disgusting filthy bare hands at literally every last possible opportunity during every stage of the entire production process.
Man wait till you see how every other food is made if you can't handle bare hands touching food before its cooked
Like he mentioned a pizzeria, you think Pizza makers are using gloves?
Not in the place I worked.
Peter would be proud
one of my favorite things about this series is how the introduction is actually true, luring newcomers into a false sense of security before bombarding them with crazy crap
Crazy Crap! That could be the name of a new soda! Or KRAZY KRAP energy drink! By Unilever.
oh that last clip makes me so nostalgic, my favorite restaurant as a kid was this locally owner thai place that had the best soup and i’d always get tea with it, unfortunately it closed due to not being able to bounce back from the pandemic
This video reminds me of a famous quote:
*“You know tea is just hot leaf water, right?”*
🤣🤣🤣
You’re making beautiful videos I appreciate them and you greatly
@@AdeptusOratous "Because I'm already married, to Justice."
Tea isn't consumed, a filling machine simply fills me with it.
Me on learning about this channel: "This is informative"
Me on reaching 0:47: "This is informative"
Thought tea was a letter. Thank you for this informative video, would’ve never known.
Hey Huggbees, FreckSynth here to deliver some Chinese corrections:
1: Oolong (乌龙) tea means "black dragon".
2: From what I've learned, China invented the economy before trading tea - unless local tea-growing villages bartered with other villages, in which you're right.
3: You're a Human bladder.
4: Yes, the machines are sentient. Sometimes they even upload themselves into the frames at nightclubs and research facilities (or both!) for some extra meaning-seeking.
Love your videos!
I love showing these to my friends and waiting until they realize it’s satire
Imagine being British, eating tea and dunking crumpers.
if you get it, you get a prize
I too love eating my tea leaves
I mean google did answer my question, that's all I'm going to say.
Imagine being bri'ish
Drinking tea, starting soccer riots, and leaving the EU
@@KingThrillgore lmao
@@KingThrillgore And beating your wife when your team gets beat 😂
"With all the care of a pissed off orangutan!"
Only Huggbees can say something so absurd with a straight face but actually not far off from what is actually happening.
Without the commentary, this entire process looks like they're fucking with us.
I could really go for some crunchy tea, apple juice, and an unreasonably big salad right now
"Tea makes for a great crunchy snack, often served with a cold glass of apple juice on top of an unreasonably large salad"
2:00 I love the callback to that worldwide pizza video.
I swear, half the things they're doing to the tea leaves look like they're just playing around. The way they kepts pouring it on the floor then scooping it up, rolling the balled up sack on that press.
My family is running a tea shop in Germany and I can confidentially say: yes.
I remember seeing this episode when it first aired! I was amazed that they made gunpowder tea like this, just rolling it around in a bag. I love gunpowder tea. It's so convenient for steeping. Unfortunately, I seem to have developed a sensitivity to caffeine and can no longer drink tea due to the jitters.
I want all my snacks and beverages to be served on top of unreasonably large salads.
These videos have _juuusssssttt_ enough factual information that you can still actually learn from them!
get ready for all the children thinking they're first
Not first
First to write first while commenting this comment.
Wait...
I need a how its actually made - Peter video
"Whereas black tea is greatly fermented... And despite only making up 13%..."
*WHEEZE*
…Of the population…
1:21 "With all the care of a pissed-off Orangutan,..."
Do you even watch Jungle School?
What happens on those pre-release islands will give you nightmares!
2:26 That chair is still more comfortable and easier to get out of than a papasan chair.
Thanks for spilling the tea about tea
3:30 I've seen so many factory accident videos in China to know how horribly that could go wrong.
Here at 2:13 we see P̄hāylm Mæw being careful not to climb inside this machine for he still bears the scars of punishment on his back he received when he was caught sleeping inside that big comfy basket. It would not have been such a big deal except that he sleep-farts profusely and the following batch of tea had an "eau de odor" that was NOT appreciated by the customers.
Usually, I have SOME idea of what's actually going on...but this literally looks like someone took leaves from their back yard and tortured it until they got bored and sold it as the first letter they thought of.
hi huggbees im a newer fan and love your videos they always make me laugh even tho they are 100% serious and definitely how its made
Thank you for sharing the wicker chair sitting world record time, I was really looking for that in my tea video
Tea
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The way he manages to catch the speech pattern and vocal mannerisms of the “how it’s made” guy is so accurate.
As someone who is unnecessarily obsessed with loose leaf tea, I loved this video lol
I love that the into is usually real, then it just devolves into chaos after that
4:00 ah yes the CBTea press
Peter's back at it again
And here at 3:01 we see "เป็ด" as he is only known by one name, manipulating his PETER.
I spent my day listening to "The Magnus Archives" at work and this video made me feel ... powerful.
1:38 made me laugh to one of these videos for the first time
well done, sir
Im kinda sad that he didnt continue with the weed joke after he said "the factory will try to convince you its to stop the oxidation process"
As an Asian, I confirm this is 100% accurate.
The best part of Huggbees videos are that depending on if you have the video muted or not,its satire or educational.
2:44
I wanna be one of those plants
"With all the care of a pissed off orangutan"
If that doesn't sound like my job I'll throw myself into a filling machine
全场眼睛都变成镜头
瞄准着你分秒不错过
你却只把微笑抛给我
甩甩头 魅力带着全场舞动
为你保留卫冕这宝座
却该如何邀请你入座
鼓足勇气往你方向走
拥抱在追踪
奉迎我
解救心动
爱上我 跟着爱的节奏
Wo～ Wo～
地球开始流行好气候
陪我到处走走多自由
见面次数再多也不够
拥抱在追踪
跟你逃 奉迎我
Stop being such a sussy baka 🙈
my favourite pastime is to read the comments on how its actually made videos while the ad plays so i can be incredibly confused and enterained for at least 30 seconds (if not more)
I literally just watched your pizza video from almost a year ago right before this so I cracked up at 2:11
3:16 looks like Salvia Divinorum the sage of the shepherdesses or Ojos de la Pastora as it known in Mexico
I love this guy
04:10 then its back to the dungeon hahaha lmao
I've learnt so much from your channel over the years what I once found as satire I know understand is 100% factual
I never knew how tea was made, Thanks!
As a British person I believe this video should be part of the public education system
I'm shocked to hear that you didn't mention the part when you drink the more imported tea, you turn British
I was not expecting this commentary but im now a subscriber.
It took me until 1:51 to get that this isn't actually "how it's made" 😆
You believed the weed bit
Holy shit almost 1mil subs. Congrats dude. I’ve been here since you had like 300k-500k subs. I hope that if/when you get hella popular RUclips doesn’t give you the finger for PR reasons. Your content is great and I’m always giving it an uwu
I need a video to teach me how to eat. I haven't had food in months
Have you tried boofing your food yet?
Have you tried putting your food in a blender and snorting it after?
Why did I get an ad from Prego (spaghetti sauce) University? I'm triggered and I will never step into this establishment again until after I'm finished writing this comment.
4:17 Automata?
For the first little bit, I thought I was watching a serious video and imo, that's the best way to go into these because it was amazing when it finally hit me.
0:16
I know what channel I’m on, but oxidization is not the same as fermentation, a tea like black/red tea is oxidized, a fermented tea is something more along the lines of a pu’er
he's just repeating the first line from the actual video which also calls it fermentation
@@FrancisR420 I assumed that that was the case but it’s a fairly common misconception so I felt like pointing it out
I knew what to expect and I'm still floored by this one.
Hey! Finally a video about m-
(Sees 1:16)
=l
I only drink tea on top of an unreasonably big salad
Where’s the blooper reel?
I wanted to see a guys hand get wrung out like a blood rag.
:(
Dude none of those Processing Steps made any sense to me without context xD
They basically just rolled the Tea in different ways 10 times. WHAT?