Space Station 13: Checkers the Xeno-hybrid monstrosity
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2017
- The Tex Broke Ass Fund - BPL PATREON - / bpltex
Space Station 13 is a glorious multiplayer rogue like set in a background of paranoia and terror. There has never quite been any game that encompasses the madness, mayhem, murder, chaos, and insanity that exists in any given round of Space Station 13. In a world where a lowly janitor can reign supreme, or the captain can outlaw mimes, Space station 13 sets itself apart. Get ready to be robusted.
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I was Larva 711, than the runner. Who prayed for the admins to spare your life. It was a bloody weird round. Than I died giving you up to the marines. What a way to go out.
awesome chain of events, very enjoyable!
You started this great round hahaha.
bth this hads that cute and sad moment as i just got to your death
R4r
bless you
"This'll be a short round"
Human species is much more gruelsome than xenomoprhs, giving a cigarette without lighter. Thats just brutal.
The aliens were all so accommodating. Clearly you chose the right side.
Quite true
human researches incarcerating the new anomaly that has actual thoughts and emotions and isn’t just a cool rock
vs
friendly and accepting xenos
Tex, I cannot believe you got out of MULTIPLE ALIENS CHASING YOU!
I live the 3rd shift life so I'm usually playing during lowpop, but still... I have never seen that many aliens chase down one survivor, especially that early in the round!
33:13
Randolph P. Checkers: "Shaaaake?"
Gordon Kratzer starts shaking uncontrollably!
Man, I died :D
I love you you basically went from a fool survivor to a xenos prophet. What a wild ride.
I finally lost it at 58:15 when you started dropping alien weeds. Those admins were great.
Sometimes as an admin you just gotta interfere with the natural events of things
Keeps it interesting
Had me glued to my screen for 3 hours Mr. Tex. Even had all the drama and plot twists needed for a good movie. Gotta also give credit to the admins for this one. Great work.
they certainly have fun on CM.
They should add Xeno-Hybrids to the game at a low chance event
The part where you and a few xenos confronted the CO in front of his room was really movie-esque. Good job lasting till the end with all that crazy shit happening.
sometimes good stuff happens. Mostly not
The admins were obviously having as much fun as tex lmao
Sad that they made him ditch the ID.
Tex goes from terrified colonist too derpy kerrigan.
My thoughts exactly.
Command Anouncement: "So...Checkers is comming to get us and murder the CL."
Irene Rockfelt: "I dare Checkers to."
Emergency Speakers: "Dropship on collision course! Crash imminent!"
There are way too many good parts in this round but this one was a real "Oh fuuuuck." moment.
"I warned you! I WARNED YOU! *KABOOM*"
That was Hilarious, also the admins in this servers are really committed and good. It just gives a positive vibe.
what server?
@@yuripantyhose4973 Colonial Marines. Based on the Aliens universe. It's very PVP based if you want to practice being robust.
I miss the days when the admins would actually interact with the playerbase like this
I miss the days COs wouldn't shoot random marines in the head for throwing a flare at them
This comment has aged like rancid milk.
This could be turned into a 3 part Mini-series on Sci-Fi, so much character development. Between you and the Xenos, Splitting ties with W-Y and then the ending. It was a full story jesus, I'd turn it into a book. if'n I could write good.
thank you kindly!
This needs to be like an event, like a christmas thing, where all the aliens and humans get along -until that one chucklefuck pisses someone off and the aliens rip everyone apart- .
This is a masterpiece!
Tex kept his cool though out all the madness.
10/10 more dramatic and comical than most Hollywood movies of today.
Thank you!
welcome, sir
This reminds me of this one game where a bunch of survivors were worshipping the xenos, and the xenos used them to help barricade certain areas and kill or capture the marines, and they tried to convert and/or infect other survivors.I watched a bunch of cultists gather around these 2 hosts they dragged in and talk to them, and one of them blew her brains out.It was fun, and we called them "bluepawns" because all the cultists wore blue and some xenos still killed a few despite us telling them not to
Man this video gives me hope for future admin-interactions. I had two "conversations" with admins up until now. One was a guy answering a question about an in-game mechanic, the other was a fucking prison-style interrogation after a misunderstanding and a newbie mistake on my part, both IC and OOC.
Nice to see that there is no Stanford-prison type relationship between admins and players on every server.
not on every server. Just on some.
2:58:56
That Elite Boiler shouting to that human *"You! Help!"* and later them Xenos smacking him dark back alley style was the most hilarious shit.
This was glorious!
When I heard that off-screen *SMACK!* sound I lost my shit
I'll to watch again and see I can't catch that.
...I was seriously just going to put you on as background noise while I went to bed. Cue hearing you talk about trying to make friends with the aliens. I got up to see if they'd interact with you at all. Cue three hours later, and what a wild ride that was. Xeno Prophet. I dunno where they got that idea, but it was awesome. I wondered if maybe the Admins were going to let you infect the ship and then you got ejected.
It was seriously sad when you were telling the Xenos to let you die and they were your family. Even more sad when they expended so much effort just to try to SAVE you. Most of them even dying while trying to do so.
It was an amazing ride. Probably the best round I've ever seen you play. Where the silliness just kind of played into the whole round and wasn't this broken piece of the serious round. It was really fantastic, Tex.
Sometimes, everyone's roleplay just comes together like that. Everyone just takes the strange-ness and rolls with it.
Its how you got to play the game. Work with that you got, and see what happens next.
@@theblackpantslegion *clicks on video, sees it's three friggin hours long.* Whoa wait, what ... as if I'm gonna sit through that! *three hours later* Welp, that was one hell of a ride .. Well played! Literally!! 👏🏼
None of this would have happened if they just gave him his coffee, smokes, and a lighter when he asked them to
Sometimes war is hell
Glorious Mr. Checkers. Simply Glorious.A shame you couldn't give the commander his Mateba back. I'm sure he would have appreciated the sentiment, and made his final moments with you all the more.....memorable.
This must be my favorite round of Space Station 13 you ever played. From low alien breeding ground to beloved hybrid jesus
Alien cuddles.
Pats alien.
Alien spews acid.
your *groin* hurts badly.
friendship turns to procreation.
better than expected dot jpeg
Damn. _3_ _HOURS_ of SS13?
A gift from god, perhaps?
From the *prophet*
Some people actually hate the long-play. Messages I get often include "Who even watches this" and "Why not edit your videos" and "This is why you're a small channel". Amusing food for thought.
BlackPantsLegion Weird.
The longer the length of SS13, the more happiness I experience.
How cares about "small channels", as long as your doing this fun stuff and geting Positive feedback it is worth more than having many People watching and just being Assholes and bitching around. Please never stop doing you SS13 Stuff Tex. Love too Watch every singel Episode. And sorry for the bad Englisch. ^^
I have mixed feelings about it. It depends on stuff happening or if there's fluff for me.
They should actually incorporate the Hybrid thing into the server for the admins to reward good or funny players to spice up rounds. Actually integrate it as a feature, to prevent huggers and help aliens avoid friendly fire by highlighting you as friendly like they do with freedom and loyalty implants.
Well, if there's one thing I learnt today, it's to never underestimate the power of friendship.
I caught Randolph as the Queen a couple days ago. He was part of Alpha and they were attacking Lambda. I went in for a screech and backed the fuck out after I missed a buncha people and they started blasting me. Crushers and ravagers dived in to cover me and I dragged him back with me before I realized who I caught and said hello.
I feel like this is what Aliens Covenants should of been instead of what we got. Seriously I would happily sit through three hours of this again of the amazing stuff you and the SS13 community do.
Man, this sci-fi remake of Dances With Wolves is really neat.
aint it just?
This was a great watch. Some really stellar RP on your part, and the admin interaction was so fun.
I don't think I've watched any other 3 hour video on youtube before, but this one was well worth it.
That was pretty unreal and a very enjoyable 3 hours, and it's likely something that one might never see again. Bravo Tex. that was utterly beautiful
a rare episode indeed.
Wow. That was, without a doubt, the best episode of Spess I've ever seen. An emotional rollercoaster, an action packed masterpiece. It makes me want to redownload BYOND. Damn fine round, Blackpants, damn fine.
You could try mating with queen , you know for servivel.
"You know you play too much Cm when you can sing this" hahaha true
Great video by the way. Really enjoy your narration!
funny thing is that Song is from Starship Troopers 3.......
Jesus I've spent 3 hours laughing my ass off. This is gold.
Thanks.
Truely one of the best rounds of Colonial Marines I've ever seen, it was truely cinematic worthy of an Alien's spinoff.
It's madness is what it is
What a round to have missed. That was an awesome watch.
8:55 Could'nt have been more wrong.
you never can tell
*The Abomination (663) reaches down, angling its body towards Patton 'Hardtack' Moore, claws outstretched.*
*Checkers* says, "You know, since I officially joined your guys this morning,"
*SSGT Tony Ravioli* says, "THEY GOT MOORE!"
*Checkers* says, "I'm gonna say this. You guys aren't all that bad."
*The Abomination (663) reaches down and rips off Patton 'Hardtack' Moore's spinal cord and skull.*
_Patton 'Hardtack' Moore's head flies off in an arc_
Oh yeah. They're definitely just misunderstood.
Why don't they have survivors play as the chestbursters that kill them? Would it really be that hard to program?
it would be nice, eh?
This was the most amazing SS13-related content I've ever seen. Great job at keeping it interesting.
thanks kindly
The drama! Loved "Stiffy's" exit.
Drama and Glory!
"i found them very fun to use"
I'm not sure that orphanage you slaughtered had the same opinion...
shhhhhhhhhhh
My absolute favorite line. "What are you going to do shoot me? You already did."
Slowly getting through the backlog, loving every moment
RE; Beretta's checkered history with the 92 series, theres a declassified report floating around the archives of the net from the first trials with the first production batches that the SEAL teams received to test, its just page after page of "Date X/Y/Z, Gun #X, slide cracked in half, hit operator in face, broken cheekbone injury" and other failures, the first batch and a half had seriously bad metallurgy which was cracking and shattering less than a thousand rounds in on the guns with standard 124gn Nato spec Ball 9mm, and significantly less with the +P subgun rounds they liked to use, that Beretta said the gun could handle, hence why NSWC Crane researched a bunch of fixes including the completely enclosed 'Dolphin' slides.
Anything made from the early-mid 90's and onwards are well built quality gats, before that, it was hit or miss with the rate they were producing them, didn't have the time to test the steel and heat treat during QC before they left the factory.
Interesting finding that. Thanks for sharing.
I just love they idea of you being a walking, talking, smoking, corpus in a dark room who's slowing going mad, creepy and sinister.
this has to be one of the best episodes of this channel. Thanks to everybody envolved. Amazing! This really made my day.
Thank you kindly
The admins must love you, Tex! One of the best rounds I've watched!!!
I don't even really play SS13 anymore but it's still nice to watch your videos now and then Tex. Good stuff
the Beretta as it stands now is fine, the problem was the first batch's barrels were stress tested for much lower pressures than the Military was putting on them, because they put ++P ammo in it or something. point is, Ammo was loaded really hot and shortened the life span of the barrels which lead to failures. hence the reputation. the military fixed this by, making the barrels stronger or something.
0:26 *salutes proudly his back straight* TROOPERS. TO ACTION! FOR CARGONIA
This was a magical adventure, I thank you and your chocolaty voice for existing.
Without exaggeration, this was more captivating than most fiction plot i've ever read, from the beggining to the end. I think RP games like that are really the best place for creative stories and events, since they happen organically. Btw, i've just learned about this game today, but i've never been so intrigued by any other RP games, since most popular games to RP on are based on more accessible stuff, like GTAV, or Garry's Mod, It's quite bizzare seeing what looks like a game from an early 2000s, being specifically designed to roleplay, I mean the game is chat-based, It's just a bresh of fresh air after watching other RP content out there.
Not only did they save you, but they kept putting you back to full health
This turns into some bloody Heart of Darkness stuff here Tex. Good work man.
maybe I'm just High, but everything got REALLY hilarious after the 37min mark.
This was a glorious and long episode. I rate it a High number out of a Small number.
Its nearly dawn. Why do i find you more entertaining than most tv? Good job
i really enjoyed this one. bravo admin, bravo tex for you excellent RP.
Great Vid as always
this was absolutely beautiful, also i swear despite Starship troopers 3 being a shit movie the song was at least decent.
thanks
Survivor is one my favorite CM roles, It's one of the most freeing but it's at the cost of being alone, unfortunately your survival depends on a lot of luck even if you hide in a locker for 20-40 minutes.
The problem with the survivor role is that you are given so little power it's up to other players to decide on whether or not you will live or die
(the result is usually death for you, in the most boring un-fun way possible).
There is still a lot of potential in the role, for example, the most fun i'v ever had in CM are the rounds when I somehow befriend the queen/aliens and sabotage the marines.
This was a great watch, I suddenly want to play this XD
dear god this is amazing!!!
This is the only unedited round of ss13 ive ever watched
all mine are unedited. I follow the old styles.
If only new movies had a story this good. Not just Alien... all of the new movies.
Bravo, Tex! I love you, you beautiful monster!
better than alien resurrection thats for damn sure.
My boy Moore is on the youtubes, nice!
Gotta appreciate any benny hill chase sequence.
Still my all time favorite of Tex' videos. From doomed colonist to beloved xeno-messiah in one day! Blessed be the Beautiful Checkers...
a wild, wild, wild run
that was awesomely entertaining.
This type of shit should be hosted more often
A sickness that slowly turns you into a Xenomorph dispenser that also dispenses poisonous gas in a small area
yeah, it was a custom event
SOMEONE GET THIS XENOMORPH A LIGHT ALREADY
HOLY SHIT this was your funniest video ive seen yet!
"Dances With Xenos," starring Randolph P. Checkers, Esq. 🤣
10/10
Fabulous roleplaying
This episode is the main reason why I like ss13 and the ability to roleplay your way into anything if you try hard enough and have others go along with it.
This is by FAR one of my favorite episodes if seen so far
Best 3 Hours of my life. I can die happy now!!!
This was great :D
Amazing round!
this is precious..
There is not much *surviving* for the *survivor*.
I guess survivors are for Xeno players that want to play human for few minutes.
What a goddamn epic round, this should be written into a movie from Checkers perspective and be great!
When the Marines where falling back and W-Y was talking in chat trying to "rescue" you, You totally should have lead them into an ambush. "Oh yeah.... Im uh, over here. No aliens around here guys! Really! Would I lie?"
Fell asleep watching this last night.. finished the rest today. This shit was hilarious.
Thanks.
as cool as it was they let you be a "hybrid", it's only cool because you got the personality to make it WORK.
you and the russ station dude are making me want to learn how to play this game.
This is fucking amazing I wish something like this would happen in your new videos
you can't script these moments, they happen when they happen.
This is the best thing....ever
This is fucking gold. Love this.
This is my third time listening to this. Still awesome in my book.
I would pay any amount of money to see these conversations animated.
Yeah, we don't have that kind of pull. Sadly.
Very much so a necro post I suppose.. Not even sure if anyone would ever check this, but I'd always wanted to play Space Station 13. It just has such a rough start to things.. and it seems like no one is very willing to suffer a newb to the game. Not to mention that when you start, you're essentially going to remain a newb for quite some time, because it takes SO MUCH to learn even a little about each of the roles you can do in a game
My first round ever I was met with someone who at first came off as nice, but very quickly got upset with me and started looking for a reason to leave me on my own.. I then also got yelled at by an admin for correcting a spelling error in what I had to say.. and also got in trouble because my mouse apparently did something odd and was clicking really fast at times, due to the contact points being rather rough, and I got accused of using a speed clicker...
Tried playing on several different stations and just always felt like no one wanted to help me learn anything
epic hilariousness and awesome mods
What a round. Damn.
7 Down and have been loving it the stuff you do.
good luck.
Three fkin hours, but AWESOME!