[Space station 13] Colonial Marines Victory in less than one hour (Praise Bill Carson)
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- Опубликовано: 17 июл 2024
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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If anyone knows the episode where the guy eats a rocket while in briefing please do tell! Sounds hilarious
Seconded
"I wanna be a ma-rine pilot!
I wanna fly a UD-4!
I wanna fly with the cockpit open!
Gotta hear those beno's scream!"
The reason i started watching you and not the other kids is because you're layed back and relaxed and you care about roleplaying instead of running around the whole time insulting people
Also, he does not try to get in other way. For those reason he can get other to follow him which make his action even larger.
Holy shit, Marines won with Carson? man, I remember back when Carson as CO was a bad omen. I guess he turned that around, eh?
Robert D it was always we lose or we are blessed with a meme round.
I had plenty of Carson rounds where we won, but it was pretty much always a meat grinder in some way or another. Only one worse (and more fun) was Juro.
"It's Bill Carson's fault"
The best part of that is that I've seen enough videos with Bill Carson to not question that.
Just dont. He's typically at fault.
Tex: If I went to war I would be the Flame Thrower Guy I don't care any other job in the Mili *steps right into his own fire and immolates self*
CM is usually my favorite videos of yours. Never a dull moment when Tex plays CM.
one very cool is civ 13 is it kinda colonial marines
I think i was the liason in this round. I couldn't even get my second fax out before the round ended.
I too just watch storytelling games like rust, ss13, rim world and dwarf fortress. Now that I think about it i never play them myself. Weird huh
You see Mr. Tex this episode is perfect example for why we watch these episodes. I laughed more in first 20 minutes of this episode than all of this week combined. And it wasn't that awkward ha ha i made "funny" laughter either. My gut still hurts.
Thanks bud
“If there were jobs in the military, I would be a flamethrower guy”
Proceeds to set himself on fire
Never could get into playing the game, but like some games it's fun to watch others play when they entertain far better than the game does
God dMnit checkers, there was water 2 tiles from you and you stop dropped and rolled for 10 seconds
I too watch a few of your (ss13) videos a day while doing/waiting on stuff. They just seem to hit the right balance between entertainment and relaxation for me. Just hope I never run out. Thank you for all your hard work, Tex!
me too! :) 👍
I see Tex and I upvote.
Although I will say the lack of urbanmechs is...unsettling
Delta are the urbanmechs in human form
True story.
Being in the same squad as Tex is a eventful, one way to put it. I gave him a custom shot, he ran off, came back dead, was revived, then went into a drug fueled rage.
You mean "Just as planned"
Sir, SIr I shall watch all of these and nothing can stop me.
3:52 You don't believe in mistakes. Only happy burny accidents.
Man I wish I could play this game right now but my computer is in the shop. Thanks for uploading these Tex. Also I would unironically follow Carson to the ends of the earth on space station when he isn't commander. That man has pulled me out of shit I SHOULD have died in.
Documentaries are meant to be watched
29:35 That Heavy is a Spy!
I've drifted in and out of watching SS13 stuff. I remember a few years ago watching videos on RUclips when I first became aware it existed (possibly even some of yours). For me it's a bit like dwarf fortress, which is to say an evergreen game.
Perfect timing on that firebump
34:20. So I guess you can say... That Tex... Got fired.
YEEEAAAH!!!
I'll show myself out now.
Take your dead meme with you. lol
I remember observing that round and I think around 41:00 ish when you sprayed so much fire one of the poor marines got mauled by a xeno because he either stepped on your fire, or didn't have anywhere to run :D . I think it was the guy you were dragging back a minute later. Fun stuff.
I remember the days when u could block huggers with combat knifes and how cm when it started was called Infestation station 13
I've been spending a couple of months crunching through Tex's content, it's good shit, mostly for tex's soothing voice, enthusiasm, and stories. Occasionally he does something impressive that reminds me he's played this game for years! And he reads the wiki!
It's like the song says, everything counts in large amounts.
Your archive is so long, the sheer amount of content is valuable, days and months of entertainment, just OUT there, wonderful stuff. I should probably send you money, but you've requested numerous times for people not to.
I prefer people enjoy themselves and spend their money on their own happiness.
Astounding.
I remember walking in on that situation.
Okay, the grill sergeant bit killed me
You and Ru$$Money are the only SS13 players I watch. Honestly didn't know their were others out there. I'd probably watch Sseth if the made videos of it, or Mandalore if they aren't the same person.
We once had a xeno win in less than an hour we even got to the "metal bird" before we even could plant weeds there lol
Bill carson is the best commander, he'll always send us wonderful deltards out. I play medic usually and bravo is the one group I HATE being in. Fuck FOB duty.
Anybody else read the video title and immediately mentally appended "or your money back" to the end?
Skull armor improves damage and badassery
TEX! WTF THE FUCK IS THE HOTKEY FOR PULL!
usually control.
I watch these at work, killing time. Don't even play all that much.
Its hard to play spacemans long term
Bout to eat a burger in honor of this op.
I can now filter out my yt by channel and your on it
holy cow how did you not get pummeled in the first 20 minutes
No clue
I let it run on autoplay in the background while doing laundry or dishes or whatever.
Its a nice low level mental noise that feels personable like an old friend you havent seen in awhile cause they hopped a train and became a hobo in highschool telling weird stories about their life. On the one hand you know its probably all bullshit but on the other the details are just so specific and bizzarre that theres gotta br some truth somewhere in there. And shit, he still seems cool so you just kinda roll with it.
life is like that, absurdity and unbelievable madness
you're already getting a purple heart so you'd be getting two medals
bruh epic
Eh i think you're cooler than Bill Carson. Like i know way more of your antics thanks to your videos. Bill ya kinda have to be around him or follow him when you're dead to witness his madness. I guess that's kinda special in a way. You have to be there to witness him. But it also means alot of why he's so legendary is lost to time.
Ive come to love the end of round toxic OCC chat I find myself laughing my ass off at some of the shit being said just because of the sheer stupidity of it.
I had a round where the admins put me and 3 other people on a ship gave us a bunch of attachment vendors weapon vendor u name it we had it best round ever
me want attachie
How much is worth to u marine?
Where are the rounds when survivors killed whole hive?
Pizza partys for everyone!
Also, always be the fire guy.
@@Maximum_Bacon If you're the fire guy, then nobody else can set you on fire!
@@cameronmcallister7606 So true.
Tex do you stream ss13
never.
HE IS REBORN! Thought Bill got banned?
No, he had his WL suspended for a while. I believe he has it back again
Bill is eternal.
I tried getting into SS13, but in my old age and decaying brain cells I find it too esoteric and complicated for me to wrap my mind around. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong or something, but then again I can't play HoI4 or Stellaris worth a shit either, so maybe I'm just retarded. I watch for the events and the oddness of it all, it's a strange place full of mysteries I wish to understand but am incapable of taking part in to fully grasp.
it takes time. Everyone sucks at first.
@Obadiah Guyman Some of us fight the good fight trying to keep this asylum clean and well lit even with alot of experience.
Trying to watch the whole space station 13 playlist... implying that many people are weak enough to fail.
Eh... it's more good fun to listen to someone play a game they enjoy for simple enjoyment instead of a youtuber word vomiting all over for reasons unknown...
What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?
General.
oof
Naww, it's just your content is better than what is on TV.. so eh.. watch Tex play a game.. or turn on the TV and watch .. what? Tex wins.
I'll never understand why some gun owners don't like those who open carry they're trying to take them from all of us:/
praising bill carson, disgustang
carson is cringe