[Space station 13] Colonial Marines Victory in less than one hour (Praise Bill Carson)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 июл 2024
  • #SpaceStation13 #SS13 #blackpantslegion
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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  • @Syndrome617
    @Syndrome617 4 года назад +100

    If anyone knows the episode where the guy eats a rocket while in briefing please do tell! Sounds hilarious

  • @johannaldbrecht1594
    @johannaldbrecht1594 4 года назад +26

    "I wanna be a ma-rine pilot!
    I wanna fly a UD-4!
    I wanna fly with the cockpit open!
    Gotta hear those beno's scream!"

  • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
    @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 4 года назад +42

    The reason i started watching you and not the other kids is because you're layed back and relaxed and you care about roleplaying instead of running around the whole time insulting people

    • @randomusernameCallin
      @randomusernameCallin 3 года назад +1

      Also, he does not try to get in other way. For those reason he can get other to follow him which make his action even larger.

  • @robertd686
    @robertd686 4 года назад +25

    Holy shit, Marines won with Carson? man, I remember back when Carson as CO was a bad omen. I guess he turned that around, eh?

    • @pieceofschmidtgames6389
      @pieceofschmidtgames6389 4 года назад +4

      Robert D it was always we lose or we are blessed with a meme round.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 2 года назад

      I had plenty of Carson rounds where we won, but it was pretty much always a meat grinder in some way or another. Only one worse (and more fun) was Juro.

  • @KMCA779
    @KMCA779 3 года назад +5

    "It's Bill Carson's fault"
    The best part of that is that I've seen enough videos with Bill Carson to not question that.

  • @Ami-vh7sr
    @Ami-vh7sr 4 года назад +12

    Tex: If I went to war I would be the Flame Thrower Guy I don't care any other job in the Mili *steps right into his own fire and immolates self*

  • @NatsuKashi00
    @NatsuKashi00 4 года назад +10

    CM is usually my favorite videos of yours. Never a dull moment when Tex plays CM.

    • @anybody277
      @anybody277 4 года назад

      one very cool is civ 13 is it kinda colonial marines

  • @averageintelligence6822
    @averageintelligence6822 4 года назад +17

    I think i was the liason in this round. I couldn't even get my second fax out before the round ended.

  • @nanov1122
    @nanov1122 4 года назад +13

    I too just watch storytelling games like rust, ss13, rim world and dwarf fortress. Now that I think about it i never play them myself. Weird huh

  • @petrussillanpaa9161
    @petrussillanpaa9161 4 года назад +2

    You see Mr. Tex this episode is perfect example for why we watch these episodes. I laughed more in first 20 minutes of this episode than all of this week combined. And it wasn't that awkward ha ha i made "funny" laughter either. My gut still hurts.

  • @TheCrimsonSpork
    @TheCrimsonSpork 5 месяцев назад

    “If there were jobs in the military, I would be a flamethrower guy”
    Proceeds to set himself on fire

  • @Mortvent
    @Mortvent 4 года назад +16

    Never could get into playing the game, but like some games it's fun to watch others play when they entertain far better than the game does

  • @SGWreckem
    @SGWreckem 4 года назад +7

    God dMnit checkers, there was water 2 tiles from you and you stop dropped and rolled for 10 seconds

  • @giliamdecarpentier
    @giliamdecarpentier 4 года назад +10

    I too watch a few of your (ss13) videos a day while doing/waiting on stuff. They just seem to hit the right balance between entertainment and relaxation for me. Just hope I never run out. Thank you for all your hard work, Tex!

  • @AngelWolf12
    @AngelWolf12 4 года назад +24

    I see Tex and I upvote.
    Although I will say the lack of urbanmechs is...unsettling

  • @pestilence1590
    @pestilence1590 4 года назад +1

    Being in the same squad as Tex is a eventful, one way to put it. I gave him a custom shot, he ran off, came back dead, was revived, then went into a drug fueled rage.

  • @spacemeat2001
    @spacemeat2001 2 года назад

    Sir, SIr I shall watch all of these and nothing can stop me.

  • @cody5535
    @cody5535 4 года назад +1

    3:52 You don't believe in mistakes. Only happy burny accidents.

  • @Usernamesdontmatter1
    @Usernamesdontmatter1 4 года назад

    Man I wish I could play this game right now but my computer is in the shop. Thanks for uploading these Tex. Also I would unironically follow Carson to the ends of the earth on space station when he isn't commander. That man has pulled me out of shit I SHOULD have died in.

  • @Sheppysneik
    @Sheppysneik 4 года назад +7

    Documentaries are meant to be watched

  • @Lovethrust
    @Lovethrust 4 года назад +3

    29:35 That Heavy is a Spy!

  • @malarauko
    @malarauko 4 года назад

    I've drifted in and out of watching SS13 stuff. I remember a few years ago watching videos on RUclips when I first became aware it existed (possibly even some of yours). For me it's a bit like dwarf fortress, which is to say an evergreen game.

  • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
    @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 4 года назад

    Perfect timing on that firebump

  • @brianhenry152
    @brianhenry152 4 года назад +10

    34:20. So I guess you can say... That Tex... Got fired.
    YEEEAAAH!!!
    I'll show myself out now.

  • @ThePiachu
    @ThePiachu 4 года назад

    I remember observing that round and I think around 41:00 ish when you sprayed so much fire one of the poor marines got mauled by a xeno because he either stepped on your fire, or didn't have anywhere to run :D . I think it was the guy you were dragging back a minute later. Fun stuff.

  • @twisted7016
    @twisted7016 4 года назад +1

    I remember the days when u could block huggers with combat knifes and how cm when it started was called Infestation station 13

  • @C4Hertz
    @C4Hertz 4 года назад

    I've been spending a couple of months crunching through Tex's content, it's good shit, mostly for tex's soothing voice, enthusiasm, and stories. Occasionally he does something impressive that reminds me he's played this game for years! And he reads the wiki!

    • @C4Hertz
      @C4Hertz 4 года назад

      It's like the song says, everything counts in large amounts.
      Your archive is so long, the sheer amount of content is valuable, days and months of entertainment, just OUT there, wonderful stuff. I should probably send you money, but you've requested numerous times for people not to.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 года назад

      I prefer people enjoy themselves and spend their money on their own happiness.

  • @Cobrastan
    @Cobrastan 4 года назад

    Astounding.

  • @acupoftea2337
    @acupoftea2337 4 года назад

    I remember walking in on that situation.

  • @reubenbailey7491
    @reubenbailey7491 3 года назад

    Okay, the grill sergeant bit killed me

  • @Nickademus77
    @Nickademus77 4 года назад

    You and Ru$$Money are the only SS13 players I watch. Honestly didn't know their were others out there. I'd probably watch Sseth if the made videos of it, or Mandalore if they aren't the same person.

  • @Ilovebuzzsaws
    @Ilovebuzzsaws 3 года назад

    We once had a xeno win in less than an hour we even got to the "metal bird" before we even could plant weeds there lol

  • @jeramyneeley3351
    @jeramyneeley3351 4 года назад

    Bill carson is the best commander, he'll always send us wonderful deltards out. I play medic usually and bravo is the one group I HATE being in. Fuck FOB duty.

  • @Havlock
    @Havlock 4 года назад +1

    Anybody else read the video title and immediately mentally appended "or your money back" to the end?

  • @valeralishko8125
    @valeralishko8125 4 года назад +1

    Skull armor improves damage and badassery

  • @npswm1314
    @npswm1314 4 года назад

    TEX! WTF THE FUCK IS THE HOTKEY FOR PULL!

  • @nydajackmccoy
    @nydajackmccoy 4 года назад

    I watch these at work, killing time. Don't even play all that much.

  • @Swordthrower77
    @Swordthrower77 4 года назад

    Bout to eat a burger in honor of this op.

  • @jackcaffrey8493
    @jackcaffrey8493 4 года назад

    I can now filter out my yt by channel and your on it

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood7774 3 года назад

    holy cow how did you not get pummeled in the first 20 minutes

  • @Sigefreadthebulmunk
    @Sigefreadthebulmunk 4 года назад

    I let it run on autoplay in the background while doing laundry or dishes or whatever.
    Its a nice low level mental noise that feels personable like an old friend you havent seen in awhile cause they hopped a train and became a hobo in highschool telling weird stories about their life. On the one hand you know its probably all bullshit but on the other the details are just so specific and bizzarre that theres gotta br some truth somewhere in there. And shit, he still seems cool so you just kinda roll with it.

  • @Raptortamers3
    @Raptortamers3 4 года назад

    you're already getting a purple heart so you'd be getting two medals

  • @mochatm9202
    @mochatm9202 4 года назад

    bruh epic

  • @KaiFulci
    @KaiFulci 4 года назад

    Eh i think you're cooler than Bill Carson. Like i know way more of your antics thanks to your videos. Bill ya kinda have to be around him or follow him when you're dead to witness his madness. I guess that's kinda special in a way. You have to be there to witness him. But it also means alot of why he's so legendary is lost to time.

  • @olliski2802
    @olliski2802 4 года назад

    Ive come to love the end of round toxic OCC chat I find myself laughing my ass off at some of the shit being said just because of the sheer stupidity of it.

  • @twisted7016
    @twisted7016 4 года назад

    I had a round where the admins put me and 3 other people on a ship gave us a bunch of attachment vendors weapon vendor u name it we had it best round ever

    • @Kesiath
      @Kesiath 4 года назад

      me want attachie

    • @twisted7016
      @twisted7016 4 года назад

      How much is worth to u marine?

  • @vojtechvincibr4742
    @vojtechvincibr4742 4 года назад +1

    Where are the rounds when survivors killed whole hive?

  • @Maximum_Bacon
    @Maximum_Bacon 4 года назад +1

    Pizza partys for everyone!

    • @Maximum_Bacon
      @Maximum_Bacon 4 года назад

      Also, always be the fire guy.

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 4 года назад +1

      @@Maximum_Bacon If you're the fire guy, then nobody else can set you on fire!

    • @Maximum_Bacon
      @Maximum_Bacon 4 года назад

      @@cameronmcallister7606 So true.

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 4 года назад

    Tex do you stream ss13

  • @pieceofschmidtgames6389
    @pieceofschmidtgames6389 4 года назад

    HE IS REBORN! Thought Bill got banned?

    • @Ken-lv8ej
      @Ken-lv8ej 4 года назад

      No, he had his WL suspended for a while. I believe he has it back again

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 года назад +3

      Bill is eternal.

  • @KILLRAIN42
    @KILLRAIN42 4 года назад +1

    I tried getting into SS13, but in my old age and decaying brain cells I find it too esoteric and complicated for me to wrap my mind around. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong or something, but then again I can't play HoI4 or Stellaris worth a shit either, so maybe I'm just retarded. I watch for the events and the oddness of it all, it's a strange place full of mysteries I wish to understand but am incapable of taking part in to fully grasp.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 года назад +2

      it takes time. Everyone sucks at first.

    • @beefylovelord7385
      @beefylovelord7385 4 года назад

      @Obadiah Guyman Some of us fight the good fight trying to keep this asylum clean and well lit even with alot of experience.

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 4 года назад

    Trying to watch the whole space station 13 playlist... implying that many people are weak enough to fail.
    Eh... it's more good fun to listen to someone play a game they enjoy for simple enjoyment instead of a youtuber word vomiting all over for reasons unknown...

  • @MrBingogogo
    @MrBingogogo 4 года назад

    What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?
    General.

  • @meatybtz
    @meatybtz 4 года назад +1

    Naww, it's just your content is better than what is on TV.. so eh.. watch Tex play a game.. or turn on the TV and watch .. what? Tex wins.

  • @apastafarian5051
    @apastafarian5051 3 года назад

    I'll never understand why some gun owners don't like those who open carry they're trying to take them from all of us:/

  • @hakuzoable
    @hakuzoable 4 года назад +1

    praising bill carson, disgustang

  • @acupoftea2337
    @acupoftea2337 4 года назад

    carson is cringe