Space Station 13: the AnCap vending machine.
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- #SpaceStation13 #SS13 #blackpantslegion
Space Station 13 is one of those games that every so often gets a tuber-tide. Hell, Space Station 13 is a game that's been played on twitch (badly), recorded for years, it's been discussed by the mighty and meek alike and now with the latest tuber-tide the space station 13 community must face its latest challenge: a tremendous number of normies. Will space station 13 survive? How will the space station 13 community prosper? This and more, in this episode. News!
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Oh, God, I love Allen. The afterlife bit had me in tears.
Imagine a situation of dealing with an actual trade ship, trying to pass off an ominously incandescent clown to the trader:
"so, what can you give us for him?"
"are you mad? Slavery is illegal!"
"hey, it's not slavery if it's for sciencie. When was the last time you saw an ominously incandescent clown?"
"hmm... You make a fair point... But..."
"oh, come on, the next science station you will pass him off to will love you for this."
"okay, it's a deal... I'll give you... I'll give you... Hold on a sec... I'll give you this unknown box. No, honest, I don't know what's in it. Probably someone smuggled it on my ship for some reason. It's not on any of my manifests."
"it's a deal!"
*the clown ominously screeches, his radiance intensifying*
Your server opening statement to cargonia always gets me. Listening to this on the way to work, which is an irl cargonia, makes me wish my foreman was like this
I hope your foreman at least wants you to not die.
HAIL CARGONIA
Become the Forman, then do it yourself
you just gave me the best plan. Kill current foreman, or not, and take his job. The daily morning safety meeting will start just like good ol checkers intended it to be.
Ah crap, I want to like this, but I also want to leave it at 69 likes
"why is the clown glowing?"
Me: Probably the least weird thing of that situation
Charges $5 for a slice and $10 for a whole pizza. The madman is just asking for a competitor to buy his whole pizza stock and clean house by selling the slices for $4 each.
Checkers deals is open. Come get your stuff before the health department or ATF shut us down, whatever comes first.
shhhhhh
Oh, COOL! I clicked on this episode and the first thing I hear is "Carmen Miranda's Ghost (Is Haunting Space Station 3)", lovely way to start the morning (even before coffee). Thank you Tex!
welcome!
Filk in intro is always glorious.
Leslie Fish rocks, send thanks to Goat for recording covers of her works
I love Allen. He is so amazing. The AnCap vending machine didn't disappoint, especially with your business partner, but Allen was my real favourite. Also I absolutely love how when the wizard and ninja attacked at the end people were unsheathing your lasers to defend. It could be argued your vending machine helped save the day that round. Thats certainly the view I'd like to take, evidence be damned. I feel a little bad for the antagonists, its hard to attack when everyone on the station is better armed than the evils characters are.
Allen Probe is a quality spaceman. Well, creature really. Also, cargonia is filled with many treasures. My favorite episode was probably . . . It is Noted. You'll find that one on the "BEST OF" list
@@theblackpantslegion Right at the top of it. I had that on the to-do list, I've been binge watching ever since I heard of SS13. The station ones are definitely easier to follow for me as someone who hasn't played the game yet because theres some degree of familiarity but I'll definitely follow the recommendation thanks. So far I'm really liking the cargonian schemes. I've been loving watching you try to work around sec and turn the station entirely on its head especially unrelated to anything antag - smuggling weapons, building a huge engine, arming up for cargonian secession, anything like that. I wouldn't be able to do the same myself but I do love seeing it happen. Hail cargonia!
It turns out that IIII instead of IV is used in older Roman Numerals, and is often seen on watch/clock faces.
Was going to point that out as well. Yeah it looks ugly in comparison, but it's still valid usage.
Glorious! Love your rounds. You always seem to infuse a normal round with a chaotic madness
I come home from my freight job to watch you play space man who pulls freight. I feel like I'll never escape this comfy hell 😃 I love your stuff, keep it up.
NT Glocks are like the anti-printers. The glocks are expensive but ammo is cheap...printers are cheap but the ink cartridges are where they really eff you.
16:55
>3.6 Roentgen
>Not Great Not Terrible
i remember. cargo made its own nuclear reactor and it got loose and leaked like crazy shooting arcs out
My biggest problem with SS13 is that the comms panel is *way too fucking busy*. I can never keep track of all the conversation so my brain just ignores it while I go about my duties (mining or janitor, usually) and then I get blind-sided by the round... I am far more able to derive enjoyment from watching Tex play and I appreciate the effort that y'all put in to your content.
I wish department heads were as communicative as you when I play, Tex. Most rounds playing Sec I don't even realize we have a HoS until 40 minutes in because nobody talks on the fucking radio. Anyways, always love the SS13 vids. I'm fairly new - only about 12 - 13 hours logged; which server is your favorite?
goon. Hands down. Good luck in space, bro
Calls it a AnCap vend-o-mat, doesn’t sell the Mcnuke behind the main desk
that's a personal nuke
Ye gods! How could anyone escape with all of those banana peels?
Nevermind, Allen had the right idea staying on the asteroid.
Speaking of neat things for supporting a SS13 server, Citadel Station will sprite you a unique wearable items in the game if you support. I admit it isn't ice cream, but us in the furry fandom love looking unique to stand out a little bit.
Allen usually has the right idea
I was looking at the title expecting somthing realistic to an actual voluntarist market. I see instead it is an unrealistic parody. It is still hilarious to watch.
47:40, that's not Mk 4, that's clearly Mk 2 2!
I'm not gonna lie, when I saw the part about HOS eating someone, I immediately started thinking of ways to ghetto surgery the brains of unfortunate greys to make brain cakes, while they're alive of course.
What was that space station 13 theme song playing at the beginning?! I NEED THIS!!
"Carmen Miranda's Ghost" by Leslie Fish
@@j4x0l4n73rn Thanks bud
39:10
(For personal tree stabbing reasons)
kinda surprised you didn't try to sell the nuke. That would be some BIG BUCKS
Well they werent lying about the Banana peels.
Alans roleplay skills are great
We all know Allen was really the star of this round. There is no mistaking that.
He did his part
you could actually remake most scenes from "The Wall" in this game. how about that giant meat grinder
What’s that’s song at the start called?
I believe it's called Carmen Miranda's Ghost.
it is
From the album of the same name
I notice any time he get the QM job it turns into an arms dealing race...
But sec just gives no shits.
shit happens
TANSTAAFL
There is never enough filk.
Also, fun with your friends? 5newsonline.com/2019/04/02/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/
gonna email you more clown butts sonnish