[Space station 13] a hostile takeover goes very wrong (a corporate liaison story)
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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"We gonna assault in 2 minutes!" - it means we gonna die in 4-4.5. Dies in 4.5 minutes... Pretty accurate prediction.
*enter briefing room*
*intentionally act like a mad man*
*nobody really asks you to do anything*
*CL mission complete*
Woah I was in this round and didnt even know this was happening the entire time. All i got was that one message to Bravo and then i must've died. Had I known what you meant i would have joined in rather than asking what the fuck
This is my favorite part of SS13, everyone has their own story to share that you get mere glimpses into from your own perspective.
Ah my favorite business buearocrat formerly of the Detroit Division.
Detroit mourns
I'm surprised that Weyland-Yutani didn't take over the station as a testing station for Xenomorphs as weapons. Or is that coming?
always love the continuing adventures of the former manger/ceo/project lead of the better breakfast division
I've seen enough money in once place that could be used as a blunt force instrument. It's just down to if you want to be beaten by twenties or hundos.
Holy shit they nearly all ran for that (not) bribe. Amazing stuff Tex. Keep it up.
Hey Tex, since I've noticed you like those shotguns, I have a little tip for you! If you click one of those shotgun ammo belts like you had with a box of any shell it will load the contents into it so you don't have to do it one by one like that. It also has three rows.
It used not to
The time you released this video was the hour that I was play a round of Space Station 13.
It was on the Furry community server, So Citadel. I was a rabbit cargo tech that screwed up three deliveries from cargo, sending them to the wrong place. I sent the insulated gloves to engineering only for robotics to come and ask where the gloves they ordered are. Then I accidentally opened a crate with a jukebox, could not move it, and tried to lie that it had to be sent back because it was damaged in shipping.
Also I said some insensitive things to another player whose character was a sloth... To be fair to her, at least she didn't stop people that were pulling crates like Paperwork, her mentor, did; but yeah, I said right to her face that I have repeatedly asked for permission to space the Cargonia mascot before.
Daniel Graham doing gods work
Spacing Paperwork or Citrus? Yeah, I think the only reason I don't take it to the chef is because sloths don't have much meat.
Breakfast Division is the best training for hostile takeovers!
This is why the Admins should respond to Checkers... otherwise INSURANCE FRAUD happens.
The comedic timing on "Hey, you woke up! nice! [*gets pounced*]" was just... *chef's kiss*
everything is valid in roleplay as long as you have a logical explanation why its that way
"Some people are gunna' scream "Tex this isn't roleplaying, this is madness." and you know what? Fuck you, I'm doing great." Godamn I missed this.
When command and the CL goes down to the surface, you know one of two things has happened. One: The battle is going swimmingly and now is a good time to make money. Or two, everything has gone sideways.
Lol, I saw from his first examination that the shotgun safety was on and I was waiting on the edge of my seat for him to try to fire it.
Being able to talk about what you're doing while you cook is one thing, cooking four different dishes at the same time with another five lined up is where the magic happens. Especially when you then talk about some inane stuff you heard about with coworkers.
cant wait for the corp leo rework, its comin soonish~
When in doubt, or dubious morals, call on the Deltards.
Never seen anyone RP Larry Silverstein before. Neat.
I've decided that the CL's shotgun fires shells with wads made of wads.
I am the 67th commenter and my mission to to witness every ss13 story told my the BPL. This is my story….
I follow the school of Corporate Liasoning of supporting W-Y as happily and amorally as possible.
Your theramin impression brings joy.
I miss getting banned from Goonstation 13. I stopped after the last ban when I was jailed for bombing the station. They didnt take my stuff thought so I had a few more bombs in my bag and a radio detonator. Evidently blowing up 3 large bombs while inside a bag in jail crashes the server :V
This kind of madness is the best kind of madness
How does a CL go wrong? Sounds like it went about right 🤔
it goes wrong by me playing
anyone else that have 720p look like 480p on this video?
Love you and your voice man.
Thanks, but I find my own voice annoying.
@@theblackpantslegion
While you may find it annoying, I think everyone does for their own voice, ESPECIALLY when its recorded. XD!
You have a good voice and I could use your videos for great entertainment, AND to sleep honestly if I wanted to, it's nice to mlm listen to.
@@theblackpantslegion like it or not, your voice is like audible chocolate.
@@Laughing_Dragon Can confirm. My voice sounds, to me, like I'm speaking through my nose, but no one else agrees.
Can also confirm that Tex's voice is some kind of magical cocoa butter.
Some ppl said "MOAR CL!!!!". I am proud to be one of those ppl.
The conversation about the.. Special Synth model reminds me of people talking about time travel.. Both conversations always end up with people wanting to know if they can have selfcest, incest, or some sort of sex with something... Its never to make life easier, to help people.. Its always sex.. Tells you a lot about human minds.. Well. Not just humans but all animals really.. Just most animals do not try to hide their perversions.. Humans are a bit unique that way I guess... Since a large chunk of them go through huge lengths to hide that.
If i had as much experience as you I'd play all the time. It feels so bad not knowing what I'm doing in this game :(
practice.practice.practice
RIP Checkers
*R I P *
Why is it the company never seems to respond to your faxes?
You'd be amazed, after a period of time you can sleep cook 20-30 meals all while holding a full rotating conversation with the whole crew all while running food out and flirting with the waitresses.
I can struggle to hold a cold start conversation but when I'm working... I could make fire blush...
Hm...why am I having only 720 p top variant? Tex not doing 1080p? Or is it on my side? Thanks for answer.
@@HiddenRealm Heh...yeah, marines never were too good action-wise. But STILL I would be grateful and quite pleased if Tex included 1080. After all I bought fullHD BenQ 24" just (almost. not quite. totally false) for your SS13/SM vids, @Tex.
And you don't wanna know what I had to do for it! I was doing things with people I don't know at all...I literally had to place an order, then PICK (!) IT. Thank G-d it was ordered not on my name so I didn't pay for damn thing...
U got a discord server?
Are you playing as paul Reiser character?
yes
@@theblackpantslegion i couldn't tell the difference between your portrayal and the movie. Good work.
WHALLLEEE
has anyone try filling create with chem granades conected to one channel and droping it on xenos? some xeno boom supplies? BTW do not do it. it propably is not agains rules but you will be banned you for it anyways
Don't we have air strikes already?
@@csmead209 xenos run away from airstrikes but none is afraid of supply drop. (I do not know how airstrikes and supply drops work now, but last time I played CAS and OB were loud and supply drop was quiet)
@@vojtechvincibr4742 okay, you would need to do two things.
First you need to make sure that the explosion does not become a dud, second is that you need to make sure that Marines don't trigger your trap by mistake mistaking it for a supply drop... Actually, you need to make sure the explosion is delayed till the xenos check it out but that it isn't long enough to get Marines to stumble across it.
@@csmead209 is it still posible to activate chem nades with signaler and/or proximity senzor?
Vojtěch Vincíbr on the /tg/ base code they still can be yeah, don’t know how different colonial marines is
I also really enjoy chinese food.