Incels Shooting Their Shot (& Missing) | Hasanabi Reacts to Not Even Emily
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2023
- Hasan reacts to a video EXPOSING some of the worst Incel DM's of all time!
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Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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Hasan's advice of "just be normal" is so simple and yet so underrated. Like just have normal, regular ass conversations with women and see where it goes. It's not that hard.
I think it's honestly shitty advice. Autists like myself can't just be normal. There is no such concept.
@@fili0938 my advice is to go for other neurodivergent people. There are plenty of women who struggle with social cues and conversation skills as well. But I think the "be normal" advice is more about just talking to women the same way you would talk to a man who you were trying to become friends with
@@fili0938 Well surely you can understand that sending a girl a picture of vaginas and asking her which one resembles hers is probably not an effective strategy
@@blacksheep6887 Yes even I know how batshit these guys are being.
Fili0838 Hassan is speaking to people that don't have those issues. Seems like he forgot some people aren't just "normal". However if you need help with that there's plenty of resources online available for free.
So im pretty sure ive got almost no rizz. This video has made me aware that it is possible to have "negative" rizz. Always look up kings! 😂
Well if your not being weird and being mean towards women or trying to control them i say you got more rizz then every republican out there 😂
fr tho the bar is SOOO low
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These videos do give me confidence ngl. LIke I feel like a normal ass person after seeing these.
@@milf_Connoisseur_69 Conservatives can put on a mask, then once relationship gets serious, their values show through and they use emotional ties with the woman to try and push them into it. Though some women do just agree with em, just how it is.
I met a guy on grinder the other day. This is related
1. He catfished me
2. He called me fat when I accused him of catfishing
3. He defended shota
4. He called trans men “soft females”
5. He said he only found out he was gay because women wouldn’t touch him
Most normal incel
We did not do the deed
I keep forgetting gaycels exist
100% that dude tours 4chan
you can lose weight
dont forget
Failing to get your dick sucked on grindr is a new low I did not think was possible
Does finding one of those guys feel like dating a political lesbian as a woman? Just the concept makes me want to run to another universe.
I really like not even Emily. Glad seeing Hasan react to her
It’s just clip after clip followed by a simile, I’m glad he skipped so much for once
@@noahleach7690 yeah her skits aren't for everyone. And th3 riffing goes on for a bit too long.
@@noahleach7690 she’s not for everyone haha, you do u
Ultimately I think it has to do with her content being more comedy oriented. While normal commentary has bits sprinkled throughout a topic, she has a topic sprinkled throughout bits, so really it comes down to your sense of humor, unlike Chad Chad, Jarvis, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Ted, Eddy, etc, who have a similar sense of humor and formula (that’s not a bad thing I love all of them, it’s just different). And it’s cool if that’s not your style of humor, admittedly her videos aren’t really the best for Hasan’s react content, since it hardly works as a leaping off point, and it probably woulda been better to just find a collection of incel dms and go through them himself lol, still glad to see her tho
Yea I like her too
okay but it is a slightly bit ironic that in a video about incels he skips every part where a woman makes a joke haha
The part about “incels think getting girls is like convincing a video game NPC” is so true, and the saddest part is they have no idea how simple it really is. Just realise that women are humans, approach them like you’d approach a guy you want to be friends with and take care of yourself (+be an interesting person).
many incels dont know how to even approach men for friendship
There wouldn't be so many single men if it were that easy
@@backthrust1116 unless, of course, there was a common belief that it's not that easy, so most men wind up single because they don't do it
@@kenjyn76There are a lot of social conventions and ideas that get in the way of that. That, and neoliberalism makes forming any sort of connection to be hard.
@@MrGksarathy I would also add that, in modern society socializing can be hard, especially as you get older. Nevermind getting girls, getting friends can be hard. My advice for that, if you're in a big city at least, is looking for group activities you can join. Dance classes, running groups, book clubs. It might take a few tries to find a group that you fit in, but it can work.
"Munchausen by pussy" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
I wanted to comment this too, I'm so glad somebody else found it as funny too 😂
“Excuse me sir and/or ma’am, please select on this 100 square grid which labia majora most closely matches yours? No you don’t have to call the police, I’ll see myself out, thank you for your time.”
100 square grid is crazy lmfao
Serial killer/Forensics rizz
I really hate that he was skipping so much 😭
To be fair to Hasan someone uploaded a (now rejected) sponsorblock where like 3/4s of the video was tagged as filler, so it's not just him who apparent got sick of her commentary
@@medes5597 Nah she’s actually pretty funny
@@Uaene oh I know, I watched it. But sponsorblock is user submitted and flagged and apparently someone was like Hasan and just wanted the messages, and flagged pretty much the entire rest of the video as "filler". However it was also replaced by a less brutal one, so people clearly reported the original filler tags.
now you have a reason to watch the original 😎
I'm so glad that Hasan is teaching us all about the different mythical varieties of rizz, such as 'race realist' rizz or 'serial killer' rizz. We can all take notes on how to utilize these implements in our future endeavors.
Why is this comment so posh. I love it 🤣
the "government census rizz" one was hilarious (and scary)
"I have an online course teaching how you too can calculate the optimal species of rizz in each scenario" rizz
“Ignore my d*ck pic” rizz
when he said "ive never been into brownies"... i was like oh she must work at a bakery named brownies....kill me pls
I'm a woman and I got permabanned on reddit, good thing that's just my phone. I've got 2 other devices for starting arguments ❤
WeeWoo WeeWoo! The reddit police are coming for you!
Not for ban evasion, of course, but for being a woman on the internet :)
Fuck I got permanentes to cuz I told someone to breath and touch grass…
I've gotten a week at most how do people get perma'd lol
@@ExiledSummoner pissing off the wrong reddit mod
@@ExiledSummoner bro exactly? Like why are Reddit mods scouting my small ass account.
why did he keep skipping, her skits are really funny 😭
She's a little deadpan and boring in YT vids but her tiktoks are funny
Hassan sexist proof? Hassan doesn't think women are funny evidence? Sorry thought it was funny hahahaha.
@@FukaiKokoro lool
It's subjective
He said he only wanted to react to the screenshots
How do you approach a women. You say hi and tell them your name, from there you go with the flow and start a conversation off of her reaction. Keep it kinda simple and casual. Don't be weird or sexual. Don't do dumb pick up artist shit either. Be normal be kind. Even if your tall and extremely good looking, you'll still get turned down sometimes.
@Mr. M I don’t think you should approach women randomly like that anyways.
@Mr. M I feel ya on that. I have generalized anxiety disorder and social anxiety disorder. I have random panic attacks too. Sucks ass. I've found that lifting weights helps with anxiety and as a bonus it makes you looked better too. Only advice I would give to you is, workout and find a therapist. Get on the dating apps can help build a relationship, so when you meet for the first time you won't be so nervous. I had friends that also pushed me to go out and meet women. I'm recently single again and dating in your 30s kinda sucks. Plus the group of friends I had past away. I guess we'll just have to keep giving our best effort
@Mr. M ohh and if you see the pretty lady again, just smile and wave. Not a big wave or anything, just like a hand up to say hi. I mean like a open palm around your face level and have your fingers loose and not all the way extended.
@Mr. M your anxiety did you a favour! absolutely do not speak to strangers who are just walking down the street on the other side of the road. just leave her alone, be nice, be normal.
@@mtlewis973If it's in an area where there's a lot of people and it's in broad daylight and you approach the person like a normal person and don't bother them if they look uncomfortable or try to walk away from you once you do approach them then I don't see why it would be weird to approach someone. Worst you can do despite being normal about it is make them cringe and maybe think back on the interaction once or twice afterwards and feel second hand embarrassment lol
Hasan is like “no body does commentary but me” *fasts forward their commentary*
The clips industrial complex is strong I see
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Why is he skipping through all her bits? She’s actually really funny. ADHD himbo 😂😂😂
Tbf he is adding to the content with his own jokes, I really liked the census bureau bit
if he doesn't feel like watching something he doesn't have to lol
Not wanting to watch someone's comedy because you don't like it doesn't mean you have a disorder.
Hope this clears things up for you. Have a nice day.
@@lw8882 at what point did he say he didn't like her comedy? lmao he's skipping because he wants to react to the screenshots. also, hasan has been open about having adhd. that's why the person you replied to said that. they're not speculating.
Because they aren’t her “bits” are cringe
It's insane to me that some men actually find it acceptable to act this way lmao like hey dude have you ever even been near a woman lmao
@GidorahX i hope this is a joke lmao cause that's definitely not the case at all chatter.
No they haven't and thank fucking god for that
@@electropower1317it’s not just cringe it’s dangerous
what@@baby.nay.
I've gotten that line "you're mixed with something aren't you?". So cringe!
Im so happy to see our girl Emily here!
Emily’s video had a lot of great points and she’s really funny. Weird you felt the need to skip over her so much.
he said "i do this all the time" in relation to skipping but i watch him a lot and it seemed really excessive in this specific video
its because he didnt think she's funny
@@Chadmeleon He’s not funny at all, so cringe.
@@Chadmeleon i think she was just going a bit off topic and he just wanted to see incels being incels
@@racheltii5365 he only came for the incel part of emily reading off lol but i really recommend watching her video
It doesn't get said enough that the big secret of charm is to be _genuinely interested_ in other people. Get her talking about what she's interested in and then ask good questions about it to keep it up. DO NOT use it as an opportunity to show off what you know about it, but you CAN use what you know to form a deeper, more specific question that'll really make her feel like you're listening, like what she likes is valuable, and give her a base for what she feels around you to be enthusiasm and a sense of being appreciated.
A bit more concretely what I mean is, if what she's talking about is XYZ, for the love of god don't jump in like "I did X once!", say like "Oh, that's with X, right? So is X also Y, or does that only apply to Z?" That sorta thing. Then just ride the wave from there. Don't do it cynically, actually _mean it_ and be all wholesome about learning something-Literally anything can be interesting if you think about it deeply enough or try to see it from her point of view.
he hit tho, now onto other chicks
Actually good advice! 🎉
Had someone come and hand me a note once in a coffee shop as they left. It said something about how I was special but didn’t know it. It should have been cute I guess but all I thought after was “how long was this man watching me” while I was working on my shit
Nah, not cute when it's Joe Random from public.
I'd tell the guy that wrote the White vs. Asian meme to maybe try visiting Japan. But I think the reason many Japanese women might be attracted to white guys is that an unfortunate amount of young Japanese men went down this exact same "incel" rabbit-hole five years ago, so maybe this kind of behavior repels women of EVERY race. Also, they'd have to leave their parent's basement to go to Japan. . .
If Tate was around when i was 13 i would've ended up like this
Wow
wtf
I'm glad he wasn't then 💪
I wasn’t prepared for the immediate onset cringe 😬
We'll be prepared next time
This incel is like the kid who acts out for negative attention from his parents because negative attention is still attention. He doesn't care that it's forced, creepy, off-putting, threatening and gross. She's giving him attention, that's all that matters. It reinforces the belief in his own victemhood when really he's victimizing himself.
Wow that's exactly it
We used to call it “game”. The kids call it “rizz”. In 3 generations, it will be called “spooplyshooply”.
I didn't know we're going to become Sims in the future
It's short for Charisma
Cha-ris-ma.
Hence, “rizz”
Spooplyshooply currently has no origin. Unless it based on a carton character name or something.
@@pixiedustgamergirl3466 oh god 🤣🤣, please don’t tell me you took the last sentence seriously 😂😂😂 girl it’s a joke.
@@vogelvogeltje I did, I'm so sorry. I'm too used to 60 year olds typing in random chats for no reason. love you :)
I just don't understand why do these men struggle talking to women. They're just people 😂 just don't be creepy and be respectful 😅
They are mentally unwell. Many of them are neuro-divergent or developmentally stunted.
I do agree, yet from what i've seen they seem to often start complaining before they have even really tried, and/or are only going for women who most men would struggle to get a date with. They also often seem to have this view that the only way to get a date with a woman, is to just approach her randomly on the street or bar etc or message her online etc, never see any advice in videos of their community, about talking to women you are in the same class with at college, or work with etc, or looking out for cues as to when a woman is interested in you.
*What they should do*
Personally I think before they even start trying to talk to women, they need to get an average paid job (Working full time) go the gym several days a week (Or workout at home) practice good hygiene, and skin and hair care etc routine (Regular haircuts, try different styles) buy some decent clothes (Actually take time choosing their outfits) have a good healthy diet, drink plenty of water, have a good social life with male friends, get out in the sun regularly, you know, just live a normal healthy lifestyle. And get therapy if needed, if you are depressed or have severe anxiety etc.
From what i've seen most men who are struggling have multiple things, or at least one thing not checked on this list, and in reality they are all quite simple things to do really.
*Then what*
If you do all these things, you will get women noticing you, how many of course will vary, but it will happen, and when they do notice you, like you said, talk to them like a normal person and just be respectful, it's often quite easy to tell when a woman is interested in you, and when you know they are, all the nerves will go away.
Hey guess what I struggle talking to men too
@@thepubquiz3198oh cool so I can maybe have my first date by 41 if I keep all that up which I won't because I have severe mental illness and autism. Thanks for the advice you could've saved time and said kill yourself
@@allyjay7395 yeah most of us never became the 6ft4 henry cavill looking mfer you girls like
so yeah were mentally unwell
definitely cause its maddening
but whatever skill issue i guess haha
8:00 straight up someone needs to make some kind of dating simulator videogame where the npc you are trying to flirt with has their own personalised preferences based on the players looks (via a computer camera to see the player) and personality (via text and/or speech dialogue). Meaning there will be some npcs who will simply not be interested in you no matter what. And when you harass the npc enough they block you and file a restraining order on your ass.
Imagine playing that game for long enough and none of the NPCs find you attractive and when you express your grievance everyone tells you to shut the fuck up because they have zero empathy
you can also do that in real life
Ah cool so all the girls in the dating sim would immediately hate me too
@Pain Unending how have you tried to talk people. If you say stupid shit than yeh no sympathy.
I could not play that game bro, would be so bad for my mental health...
If he was gonna skip literally all of her talking just to see the posts why didn’t he just google incel pickup fails on his own. Didn’t even really watch her video
That’s what I was thinking lol
“Incels Shooting” is never a good way to start a sentence.
Hasan needs to do whatever this is more often, he's actually pretty funny
Hassan's reddit voice is underrated. I busted out laughing.
Bro the first two words in the title had me going "oh god no not again" LOL
omg i love emily, this is an amazing crossover lmao
I enjoyed this one 😂 I like how they're all his favorite kind
The way he pronounces cavil is so funny
damn you're fast
That's just what my ex used to say!
The second guy doesn't have a fedora, he has one of thoe "FBI: Female Body Inpector" baseball caps.
That male/ female segregated planet from Rick & Morty sounds more and more appealing by the day. These boys are out of control and it's actually scary.
Honestly as a man I would love that as well. I'm sick of caring if women like me or if I'm being myself too much around them. I want rid
@@painunending4610
Consideration of others!? What a nightmare! See this is exactly the entitled cry baby bs that makes you an incel.
@@painunending4610 you need help.
@@willywonka7812I just want to be myself and be accepted for that. If someone can help with that then yea sure why not
@@painunending4610 you have to stop caring what people think of you. They have other things going on. The problem is probably that you're lost in your own head and projecting bad feelings
I laughed when that dude said "ethnic". Bro white is an ethnicity, the only way for her not to be ethnic is if she's literally not human at all.
🤓☝umm actually white isn't an ethnicity, ethnicity refers to cultural identification (i.e., portuguese, finns, and bosniaks are all white and their language, religious demographics, cultural norms, food, etc. are crazy unique to each other)
@@phisczbosniaks are basecliy muslims serbs and Muslim croats
white is a race not ethnicity
the way he's skipping over her talking is so weird dude he won't even give it a chance
"I wanna see more of the racist rizz" I love this man with all of my heart
Damn, I saw incel, and shooting like. 😳
To the guy who said “were guys like this before the internet?” Yes, yea they were. Men like this didn’t have anyone to check them or make fun of them in a large space online , they might not have had their fresh n fit type echo chamber either , but considering all of the activities and clubs that we’re men only for forever I’m quite sure these conversations happened. I’m 35 and men have been like this pre internet/sm, and older men too !!! When I was a teen in the 2000s , men who were 30,40, 50 plus would try to make moves and hit on teens . I currently have a restraining order against someone like this who sent a lot of inappropriate texts , he just happens to be over 50 and the manager of my apartment building .
i literally had to look at this video and say “IS THAT NOT EVEN EMILY” cus i LOVED her when i was on vine omg
I use to go on Reddit but only for the plant rescue section. Sweetest community ever 💕
Reddit can be bad or good depending on what subreddit.
Killed me with my dude from the census bureau lol
THE MOST EPIC CROSSOVER
bro is skipping genuinely entertaining parts of the video and not adding entertainment value. Highly suggest just going to the OG video
she isnt that funny
@@r_sesubjective
YOOO THE LAST ONE WAS CRAZYYY
When Hasan serves "Hello m'lady" he simultaneously serves joe goldberg.
Please CIA Chat
Tell me where Hasan got that shirt 😅
My new goal is to pull off the census bureau rizz
Lol... Ok I now have a new inside joke between my friends and I. "You can grill a steak... but can you gut a man in 30 seconds or less?"
Is it actually incel if they are choosing it? Because most of those types actively choose to be "incel"by playing victim, not changing it seeking mental health help.
Most of them probably think the women need to change instead of them, which is the problem in the first place. If everyone thinks you’re an asshole then the issue isn’t the world, it’s you.
It's a defense mechanism, which is why incels have entire forums dedicated to posting photos of themselves for other incels to insult and demean. If they decide they're too ugly and pathetic to date, then there's no risk of being turned down. it's sad really. easier to delude yourself into believing only alpha chads get women than admit you're doing something wrong.
being ugly isnt a mental illness
Also
It's a contradiction to say "improve yourself" and "looks don't matter" at the same time
@@beganitdidnt6535 Do something. There are countries in the world in which the appearance of a man is not important
Honestly these aren't even that rare either
yeah bc most men are incel in the eyes of women
@@beganitdidnt6535 no. You're demented
@@willywonka7812 sez u
@@beganitdidnt6535 I've read your comments. All you're doing is wallowing in self pity
@@willywonka7812
15:07 My German may be rusty but he’s basically saying "good evening, it seems like you are very busy, or?"
the german one only means "you seem to be busy", sometimes people just need too chill and reserch what they don't understand before posting it.
WOOOO I LOVE EMILY
Chill, Panda Express fortune cookies low key 🔥!! 🤣
i checked my reddit dms .... gonna log off for the night
I saw incel and shooting in the same title and assumed worst, holy fuck lol
She’s hilarious
Hasan is actually bevoming funny omg. Thought it would never happen
12:23 "secret Kennedy sibling"? 😂
JFK had a sister who was given a lobotomy at age 23 which left her unable to speak intelligibly and afterwards she was immediately institutionalised and her condition was hushed up by the family who didn’t even visit her for 20 years.
Henry "Kay Ville" lol
someones gotta compile some medieval incel letters. Saying thou before the fedora existed.
Bro came to talk to her ab her cars extended warranty
What was the point of watching her video if he was just gonna skip over all of her commentary? If he just wanted to see the texts why not just look at the subreddit
1:45 underrated pausan pause
13:47 This Pausan is the most egregious of all in this video. Hasan actually paused Emily saying “as an Asian woman” to whitemansplain over her. 😂
I’m just surface annoyed because I love Emily’s content but I’m thrilled to see her featured on Hasan’s twitch. I’ll let you get away with this one, Hasan but I’m watching you 👀
Happy pride, everyone! 🌸🩷🖤💙🦋
Whitemansplain? He’s not even talking about what she’s talking about lmao.
Thank god you let this one slide. Would have been tragic lol
lmao
@@boot_boy_6945 i agree. As a black girl lol
You get it?
Wait Hasan is white? 😂
The Emily x Hasan crossover I didnt expect
In case anyone was wondering what the German text was, it said:
"Good evening Kat, how are you? It seems like you're very busy, maybe?"
How did you upload this in like 10 minutes
Were you editting while he was still reacting???
Literally. This video starts at the 2hour mark on his stream and he's been streaming for 3 hours 20 minutes rn. This was posted 35 minutes ago. And is 25 minutes. 😢
@@chiedzawith2ds yea it's insane I saw this vid and I was like wasn't he just reacting to to it on the stream like huh
nothing sends a jolt of fear through me faster than when someone says to me "can i ask you a question?" like my heart stops and drops to my ass, nonetheless if someone hit me with "can i ask you a strange but curious question?" id block before u get the chance to ask because holy shit. i feel like you're about to ask me if i want to see my own address or something, just sinister im sorry. so fucked haha.
Yes just be confident bro..
“Munchausen by pussy” is… iconic!! 😂
Better incels shoot their shot than shoot a firearm fr
ugh dude I love Emily
Dude I can hear you in the background? Who is responding to Hasan or calling him hot at around 11:58 /the ice cream bit? There's more before that but I thought I was hallucinating omg
not the pengus tattoo move
“Okay”
Love Emily getting traction ❤ she's so funny, I wish he didn't skip her skits😅
stavvy could pull off the icecream thing
Bonding over a trauma isn't trauma bonding.. It's bonding with someone because they're traumatizing you
it was a joke
Exactly
@@Getout634yeahh but pop psychology
This level of cringe shouldn’t exist lmao 😂
Because we like her content and we don't want you to skip through it but I guess we could just go to her page right... damn!
How lame, you literally skipped every part of original content she had. If you’re going to react to her videos, at least watch some of the commentary.
I agree but tbf he also gets shit FOR watching everything since you can fairly argue he's basically stealing it, but yeah you right he did skip a good bit
@@Fripplingakarhano I'm normally quick to make a comment about that, and I'm not the biggest fan of hasan though he did add his own commentary when reacting to this so he did add some originality of his own
EMILY MADE IT TO THE BIG SCREENS YES
Lol hasans right if he opened with me like that 11:19 I would be like I don’t care how much I want you, that shit is fucked up lmao
Hasan’s behavior in this video is kind of ironic.
I watched Emily's whole video and it's way funnier and more insightful than I guess Hasan gives it credit for considering he skipped like 60 percent of it. Weird
Looks like it worked as intended. He's forced you to give her views
Ngl, the Rosemary Kennedy reference was a little fucked, but hilarious.
the bar is unbelievably low but I suck at limbo
Oh Dear God
"Brownies?" That is new. I thought I heard it all.
I was at a lgbt bar and a (nice/pretty) lady was hitting on me, after about half hour and drinks her (white) husband walks up and she said to him "I know how you like cho-co-latte." Pronounced "latte" with a hard "Te'." Not chocolate, latte. The thought process she had was deranged. I felt they had fetishistic/racist thoughts. What do you bet they would have whipped me and made me pick cotton off their clothes? 😂 You had to be there to see the vibes.
I got a serious bellyache and left shortly after. My illness went away in the car. Women can have negative rizz too.
bridge-part-from-lady-marmalade-rizz
Holly shit I have no rizz, at least I keep it to myself. I swear I'm not an incel
I think one of my main rules on dating apps are simply if you matched with me, you want to talk to me so you should be first to message. It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or girl or nonbinary pal, but if you’re gonna bother me then don’t act like you’re automatically the person I want to talk to.
I’m a trans girl, I use dating apps to meet other trans girls to be friends.
The other thing is most people don’t ready my profile… 70%-80% of people see me and wanna date. They saw me at surface value and didn’t bother to even learn about me at all.
What pisses me off the most though is when cis women bother me, then they act like they’re the prize and I have to explain to them how I’m just looking for friends and they give some stupid excuse for not reading my profile like, I can’t read… I’m really tired of that. Definitely recommend bumble if you’re looking for friends.
oh okay. I'll change my reddit to male status
11:31 Danny DeVito could pull this off. It helps if you know you’re being a creeper and make yourself the joke (bonus points if you deepthroat the ice cream instead. Make it as uncomfortable as possible to defuse your uncomfortable pick up line)