"Dumb shit debates are my favorite" Ever since Jubilee asked Hasan and Ben Shapiro if they wanted to debate on their channel, I thought it would be funny if they met and got prompts like "Water is wet, step forward if you agree" instead of political stuff.
Ben Shapiro needs a super strict moderator. He bulldozes through everything and never answers any questions, like as with all of his public debates and confrontations, it would be so incredibly useless
Guns are so universal that even the people calling for gun control own guns. It's like owning a V8 muscle car. Why? Because fuck modernity. I want my engine displacement to reflect my beer consumption.
Yeah looking back at the sides i defended in my 9th grade debates, I feel kinda shit but then again, that’s cuz of the fact that they didn’t like make boys and girls talk comfortably to each other like friends if you know what I mean
I love the idea of a character who's a mask off capitalist who defends capitalism while being completely honest, ending up actually explaining that capitalism in broken
Ngl this was also a kinda smart move for the shitters who have zero awareness of a joke and who have a perpetual hard-on for hating hasan: they can either agree with the guy they hate for ‘supporting’ capitalism, or they can agree with the opposing viewpoint to hasan- and be agreeing to socialism lmao
@@tempejkl it's always funny because as marxists we could defend capitalism so easily because we understand it better than actual capitalism defenders know it.
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Bro the internet was set on fire because Jaiden did this and said god was a bitch. Schlatt caught lightning in a bottle with these fake debate sketches
I wasn't sure if this was satire for a while, but then Hasan said he went outside and talked to people, and that was when I knew he was capping. (This is a joke - I knew this was a bit from the start)
Satire got crippled like, 6 or 7 years ago. Doesn't surprise me at all that when it occasionally shows signs of life that people can't spot it. Not even being facetious.
As an autistic person I hate when ppl use the fact that it’s harder for ppl like me to pick up on sarcasm and social cues. We’re not stupid, we can understand jokes with context. If I never knew who hasan was I’d probably not realize that he’s joking, but the fact that there’s people in his chat who can’t tell that it’s a bit is crazy.
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when Hasan said "they hate the communism that's happening in California" i paused the video and stared laughing but then i looked at the chat and saw someone that said "COMMIFONIA" and i lost itttttt
The part when they both took a second to be like "wait you think I don't like guns?? This shit's my day 1!" might be my favourite political bit of all time.
@@enzoarweq4525 very interesting, it’s been clear to me that he’s playing a schlatt character most of the time so I’ve always been curious about the mind of the genuine schlatt underneath
@@enzoarweq4525didn't Hasan literally say in the video Schlatt is a capitalist? And in that same segment he called out people who didn't get the joke, and just couldn't take the joke at face value?
I agree about dumbshit debates. I love arguing when the stakes are low, but as soon as shit gets real, I get a headache. I'm more of a "best pixar milf?" debatelord; nothing to serious
Capitalists hate the idea of sanitizing media to be inoffensive, but what we don't do is we don't protest the government to stop it, because we accept this is one of the negatives of the free market: sometimes you don't get what you want but there are other options
@@theroundtable6371 Under republican governor Ron Desantis, Florida is literally banning books from schools and libraries that talk about black people. So yeah, capitalists DEFINITELY protest the government to stop speech they don't like.
26:55 I once got a right wing mormon to say "I like greed and I want there to be more of it" openly in public. And no this is not paraphrased that was the exact quote. The question started as "what would you do if you saw an impoverished population in need of shelter and food."
This was such a funny premise for a debate. Schlatt and Hasan slipping up and helping the other side had be dying. Well done to both of them for giving up a very entertaining video
"Dumb shit debates are my favorite"
Ever since Jubilee asked Hasan and Ben Shapiro if they wanted to debate on their channel, I thought it would be funny if they met and got prompts like "Water is wet, step forward if you agree" instead of political stuff.
That would be incredible
Yesss
"Does a straw have one or two holes?" *intense debate about holes ensues*
Ben Shapiro needs a super strict moderator. He bulldozes through everything and never answers any questions, like as with all of his public debates and confrontations, it would be so incredibly useless
@@AW-xc1xc its one hole tho there's no question
Imagine finding this as a right-winger and thinking Hasan is perfect without knowing who he is
That'd be crazy 😂
I dont think anyone could respect hasans political opions, left or right
@@cloud3701 well I’m someone
@@cloud3701 I do+burger profile pic=opinion rejected couse I’m a unique incel who hates food
@@cloud3701 the hasan hate is so weird. like it just feels so forced. do you even know what his political views are?
Two men yelling at each other about politics and waving guns around. The most American debate ever
Guns must be invisible now
@@itsoktobehappy461 what the fuck does this mean?
And I love it
screaming-
Guns are so universal that even the people calling for gun control own guns. It's like owning a V8 muscle car. Why? Because fuck modernity. I want my engine displacement to reflect my beer consumption.
This is the beginning of Hasans “why I left the left” arc because it’s more fun to be a reactionary
23:41 I have no words on how funny his reply is.
More profitable too, you can get that oil baron money. It’s really a wonder that anyone is a leftist at all.
also makes more money
@@TheSaxyCarrot do you realize how rich this mf is?
@@simpsonrrrr2724 fair point but right wing grifting still makes more lol.
"A bus is a car, just an uglier one" LMAO, liberal owned epically
i mean is he wrong though XD
@@dusk2308 😂true
Video is 🔥
Hasan is finally showing his true colors and leaving behind his old grift! I hope you all enjoy this super serious video!
yes such a serious video
Its so serious that i am now a capitalist (im not)
Schlatt seems so out of his depth that Hasan is handing him his talking points as a Capitalist
& even then, jschlatt just quickly devolves to insults not knowing what else to say
@@potatogamerfiber that's literally what he does in almost every debate lmao
@@potatogamerfiber it's just a joke show, not meant to be serious
Lol chill. its improv, Hasan is being a good scene partner
This is a bit, this is the character schlatt plays and Hasan is bouncing off it appropriately because he’s actually pretty funny
Hasan is way too good at defending capitalism
That's because he's defending his true beliefs: guns, eagles, beer n sweatshop labor 🤯👈🤠
@@NahNoWayy ur goddamn right brother 🇺🇸🦅
marxists are better capitalists because they understand the system unlike capitalists who have to be constantly told to grind harder
@@Gamingpandacat like yugopnik says, the worst capitalist is a former communist
When you spend so much time watching brainrot you end up knowing all their talking points by heart
Look at Hasan... Finally realizing his dream of being a right winger debate lord...
Such a beautyful moment!
yes
I miss debates in school - you had no option but to argue for the 'side' you despised, at times. It taught VALUABLE skills, man.
Yeah looking back at the sides i defended in my 9th grade debates, I feel kinda shit but then again, that’s cuz of the fact that they didn’t like make boys and girls talk comfortably to each other like friends if you know what I mean
I love the idea of a character who's a mask off capitalist who defends capitalism while being completely honest, ending up actually explaining that capitalism in broken
Joyce Messier our beloved
@@childrenssoupDisco Elysium moment
Explaining that the system is completely broken while simultaneously defending it as great? He me fr fr
Capitalism isn't broken that's the problem, but yeah exactly the skit it hilarious
Ngl this was also a kinda smart move for the shitters who have zero awareness of a joke and who have a perpetual hard-on for hating hasan: they can either agree with the guy they hate for ‘supporting’ capitalism, or they can agree with the opposing viewpoint to hasan- and be agreeing to socialism lmao
Hasan should've said the best argument for capitalism is...
...the top of the hour ad break.
If he was worth his salt, it would be every half hour
@@PoorPlyser You cant have a top of the hour ad break in the middle of the hour. Thats called the middle of the hour ad break.
Most American debate ever: waves handguns lol 😂
Yup
😊
unironically the only thing both sides can agree on is
This just proves that if Hasan wanted to actually become a right-wing grifter, then the switchover would be flawless.
It’s because he (and other Marxists) actually understand what capitalism is
@@tempejkl it's always funny because as marxists we could defend capitalism so easily because we understand it better than actual capitalism defenders know it.
It's not a real American debate until everyone is pointing guns at each other
I fucking love Schlatt. Dude plays such a funny character it's entertaining to watch him interact with all these people through these debate bits.
No hes dumb and zero funny. Grow up kiddo
Yeah, almost makes up for what he, "Schlapp", did back in 1999
Schlatt is rethinking capitalism now 😂😂
😂😂 bc he saw it from cumminst point of view
Thanks for the upload, hasanabi productions cut off the last ten minutes of the video
Productions does that all the time. They only care about making money.
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lmaoo, that was the exact read why I came to this channel
@@HasanReactionsfanTwo You're like ratheon and they are like Lockheed martin 😇😇😇
That was a top class political sketch, I'm willing to bet this reaches cult classic status before the great revolution✊
Bro the internet was set on fire because Jaiden did this and said god was a bitch.
Schlatt caught lightning in a bottle with these fake debate sketches
Hasan is my favorite capitalist content creator.
He's alright, no Hank Pecker though let's be real here
Amen bruther. Hank is the best godfearing freedomloving american there is.
I love guns
Only good turtle take
I swear our algorithms are locked in bro
I wasn't sure if this was satire for a while, but then Hasan said he went outside and talked to people, and that was when I knew he was capping.
(This is a joke - I knew this was a bit from the start)
Classic leftist moment of a joke disclaimer.
BTW, This was a joke guys dont murder me!!!!!#!!!@@!!
@@picklechin2716 🔪🔪
@@isabella16939 I fuckin love CRIME 🔥💯💯💯
Hi!
THIS IS A JOKE GUYS, SERIOUSLY A JOKEE
And some people and haters will believe he's actually capitalist 😂
the fact there are people who can't see the satire here is beyond me.
Satire got crippled like, 6 or 7 years ago. Doesn't surprise me at all that when it occasionally shows signs of life that people can't spot it. Not even being facetious.
As an autistic person I hate when ppl use the fact that it’s harder for ppl like me to pick up on sarcasm and social cues. We’re not stupid, we can understand jokes with context. If I never knew who hasan was I’d probably not realize that he’s joking, but the fact that there’s people in his chat who can’t tell that it’s a bit is crazy.
hassy is so giggly and happy in this im glad hes vibin
Hahaha when Schlatt puts the little Fauci doll up to the camera and then Hasan whips out a gun that was amazing
This Schlatt guy just got a new fan, never heard of him but he's hilarious
I doubt you'll still be a fan once you find out what he did back in '99
@@n3ywait what did he do?
@@Ewan_Tree wouldn't you like to know
@@Ewan_Tree hit and run on a single mother and her two kids
@@Ewan_Tree Sacked Constantinople
His constant giggles through it make it 10x better 😭😭
Wait the schlatt video was only uploaded an hour ago. Clips Industrial Complex workin OVERTIME
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@@HasanReactionsfanTwo Beautiful. Joe Brandon’s America at work🫡.
I love how Hasan's first sentence in this "debate" is a straight bar 0:45
Holy fuck I didn't even notice
Lmaoo
God I love your little notes in the video. Most fan hasan channels are so wholesome
Ostonox is going to struggle with his year of public relations after this.
Hasan could make a fortune as a right wing grifter 😂.
Imagine, he goes an a "why i left the left" tour and works for dailywire. From crowder we now know that it could be a 50 million dollar contract.
@@desotaku5202 At least
i mean he’s already rich 😂
Proof that it's extremely easy to be a grifter lmfaoo
First you have to lose, ever Sense of morality to grift to the right.
LMAO Hasan grabbing the gun when he saw Fauci
Holy shit, never realized how fast you churn these vids out. Literally from today's stream
I lost it when Hasan pulled out the gun after seeing the Fauci mini fig 😭
when Hasan said "they hate the communism that's happening in California" i paused the video and stared laughing but then i looked at the chat and saw someone that said "COMMIFONIA" and i lost itttttt
The capitalist response to global warming would have been even funnier if he’d said, “It’s called SUMMER.”
Ayo when did schlatt become so based? He should take over the Hasanabi broadcast, he even has better facial hair
schlatt eating in the middle of the video just like hasan does lmaoo
I hope this convinced the ones who hate Hasan that he’s chill
The part when they both took a second to be like "wait you think I don't like guns?? This shit's my day 1!" might be my favourite political bit of all time.
That was incredibly hilarious!
This is hilarious I hope no one took it seriously
Surely PepeLa
I love how JSCHLATT starts eating in the middle of the video 😂😂😂
his laugh at the beginning sounded like the wicked witch of the left 💀
is this one of those cartoon episodes where the good character and villain switch energies
Schlatt had to defend Communism in this video, because Schlatt has to be correct.
Hasan losing his mind at his own jokes is the best thing ever
It's wholesome to see people of different political views be on good terms like this
Favorite debate I’ve ever seen! This was funny as fuck
Hank Pecker and Reverand Has D. Poker are my favorite capitalisms of all time
I love how they both pull out guns 🤣
once he got to 4 Mil he dropped that socialism shit real quick
Wow hasan and schlatt waving guns around while arguing before Charlie and sneako made it cool.
the editor's note xD
Lolll the saddest thing is that a lot of people are going to see this as a shining endorsement for capitalism
13:02 me when speaking to 13 year old gamers about literally any issue
Eg white people not being able to say the n-word is racist
Hasan vs Hank debate is next
Hasan: "Try to go through a drive thru with a train" 🤣🤣🤣
Boom owned. You can't 😂
Sounds like an AI convo
Hasan about to film himself doing a socratic dialogue and pass into Contrapoints' realm
no shot Schlatt resorted to dropping Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Epic Rap Battle bars for talking points... won by default
This is the most honest Hasan video I’ve ever seen.
you have a wife and kids what are you doing here
@@bob-5c I'm younger than Hasan.
@@dylanstack8710 LMAOOO
i have a soft spot for schlatt, he's my favorite capitalist. seeing him try to play defense for communism is kinda cute in a way
Maybe Fox news will hire Hasan as the replacement for Tucker Carlson
I could only buy 2 houses this year had me dying
This is such a fever dream
This feels like something out of Always Sunny
It is so funny to see two left leaning people one who pretends he is right and then having them swap roles is just so funny.
Schlatt left leaning?
@Knight of Iron yes hasan asked schlatt once when they're at an event
@@enzoarweq4525 very interesting, it’s been clear to me that he’s playing a schlatt character most of the time so I’ve always been curious about the mind of the genuine schlatt underneath
@@enzoarweq4525didn't Hasan literally say in the video Schlatt is a capitalist? And in that same segment he called out people who didn't get the joke, and just couldn't take the joke at face value?
@@theroundtable6371 you can be a capitalist and be left leaning.
I agree about dumbshit debates. I love arguing when the stakes are low, but as soon as shit gets real, I get a headache. I'm more of a "best pixar milf?" debatelord; nothing to serious
This was extremely entertaining xD
This debate was clearly golden only 2 minutes in
This is great, i needed a laugh
Hank pecker is truly the bourgeois’ greatest defender
Omg Schlatt used the ERB lines, this is why I love capitalism now
Its insane how good you are at arguments even when only joking around
"Capitalists" hate capitalism. They get outraged when a show is canceled or when a product appeals to its consumers.
Frrrr (so annoying)
Capitalists hate the idea of sanitizing media to be inoffensive, but what we don't do is we don't protest the government to stop it, because we accept this is one of the negatives of the free market: sometimes you don't get what you want but there are other options
@@theroundtable6371 Under republican governor Ron Desantis, Florida is literally banning books from schools and libraries that talk about black people. So yeah, capitalists DEFINITELY protest the government to stop speech they don't like.
Schlatt calling the Yankees the best baseball team turned me into a capitalist on the spot.
FeelsStrongMan I remember this content
This is amazing
I wanted him to get roasted the moment he said the Yankees was best baseball team
26:55 I once got a right wing mormon to say "I like greed and I want there to be more of it" openly in public. And no this is not paraphrased that was the exact quote.
The question started as "what would you do if you saw an impoverished population in need of shelter and food."
Hasan's Joker laugh is terrifying
It's called the "Cackle" 😂
Idk how but I JUST saw this waking up and I think today gonna be a great day🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
how tf are you so fast? he literally just finished reacting to it
Fastest draw in all the clips industrial complex bro
This is putting me off my rockers
why is hasan the only addictive political commentary? is this a new genre?
This was such a funny premise for a debate. Schlatt and Hasan slipping up and helping the other side had be dying. Well done to both of them for giving up a very entertaining video
6:35 average hasan reaction
I was missing this my whole life
"Hasanabi reacts to jschlatt debate" my brother in christ YOU WERE IN THE DEBATE
We need a part 2 for the elections this year
Hahahaha I wanna see the part 2!
Most rational debate in us history
the funniest video i watch in a while
Kinda looks like a real gun RUclips review team
The grift is so good!
This is maybe my favorite peace of Hasan content. Cathartic watching him be the ghoul