What's fucked is they bring up that luds mom was called a hooved animal, and said Aiden said it but in fact it was slime. But he is now the favorite lol
My friend always mentions how I look and behave like slime to a weird amount. Im a hasanabi head so I click this episode and see him wearing a shirt I own from a niche internet anime meme webstore I kinda want to challenge him to a fight, because itd be the closest ill ever get to an irl mirror match
24 minutes in and all I thought of was flea markets where I got a nintandu 70 and clearly fake yugioh cards next to an anti semitic propaganda vendor. Then I got in trouble because I went to a manga booth but just above my 10 year old eye level was half naked anime figures that I didn’t even notice because I was looking for Naruto books
Between QT, Yingling and Hasan theyre hitting all the most requested guests recently. It is only a matter of time before we get the Panchen Lama episode!
Aiden's face is in the dictionary next to personable even if he's just talking to a random at the bus stop, but he's also a hasan viewer which adds to his conversational arsenal
For anyone curious, Apple Podcasts shows Fear & Malding's first episode was May 6th, 2021. First EP of The Yard was July 10th 2021. So Hasan was right, they were right before. The boys bit Hasan's shit
Tbf, that initial Fear&Malding pod, was only Hasan and Will iirc, and didn't add QT and Austin til later on, which that change was likely influenced and motivated by The Yard debuting, with the same 4 member cast that they haven't genuinely switched up for (outside of guests of the week and the like lol) So one could almost be preaching facts by saying The Yard as was when they started, and what it is today, are identical with the 4 main Yard boys, hell Zipper even too lol. And the Fear& pod when they began, compared to what it is today, are enough of a significant change in the pods essence, that they should be considered 2 entirely separate pods, with the first rendition (H&W) walked away from that run, and collaborated alongside Austin n QT, to start a non-correlating fresh Pod, while losing/gaining key parts in building a better fitting formula/blueprint to accommodate the new additions to the cast. 😂😅😮😢🎉🎉❤
Aiden as the latest herald of Galactus in whatever Marvel movie introduced the world-biter to the MCU. Bet that up, it writes itself from there, also squirrel girl is basically free without cons adding her into the mix of this particular narrative (hypothetical.. 😅) lol
Fact means "In accordance with reality". since hasan lives in an entirely seperate reality from our world, his facts are totally different from those of everyone else.
Damn this one has been a long time coming! The cut/ uncut question is always so interesting to me. Our friend group always refers to it being in “The Coalition” or not Lmao
squirrel girl is actually really fucking funny and kinda op in the comics, hilariously. Also its like aqua man, she cant turn into a squirrel, BUT she can talk to them lmao
every episode of this podcast could serve an analytical analysis of the modern American male but this episode in particular is really fascinating through this framework 💀
Never been a fan, never cared for, or watched, or thought much about hasan. Seeing him actually seriously want to intervene on lud's fall into becoming a smoker, that shit was good. That is good character.
If you’re curious, there’s plenty more to see throughout the day, every day. The stream is easy enough for boomers like me to figure out. He’s like this all the time and you might find out about something that interests you. Or not, but it’s healthier than prefacing any post with “Look, I hate Hasan, but…”
He is fun for those in more political side of things, or he is a very fun person to watch when you're not a gamer on twitch. I think I like watching him game cause of how bad he is at some of them, idk feels like your older boomer relative is trying out games.
@@vaishnavisingh9244 I would say I'm quite politically involved, just not his extreme views. And it's even sadder when it comes from such an insane hypocrite.
Slime coming at hasan's throat will never not be funny, also a fuckton of people have been asking for aimen to come on his stream for years at this point. also just in case hasan talked about a website made by haters DO NOT LOOK IT UP THE WEBSITE HAS AN IP GRABBER
If I had a nickel for every story I've heard in the past year about TSA agents in France being blatantly racist toward Asian travellers I would have 3 nickels which is absolutely insane
QT making that much bank from the Aiden tshirts is so fucking funny to me. This was a great ep, always love seeing Hasan outside the hell that is twitch and his weird haters.
this synergy is so big and electric that I had to resist sleep even though i haven’t slept for 24hr and i’m not that young anymore for those tricks but thank you for the energy,great episode!
I believe LilyPichu said she'd be down to go onto the Podcast in one of her latest live streams. More women representation and great vibes from what Fear Pong showed. Just maybe this time Aiden gets the fun drawings on the back?
Skyscrapers and appartement buildings would be so interesting if Ludwigs toilet idea was true. Just an entire ground floor with nothing but bathrooms for everyone.
It’s so cool and humble of Hasan to take time off his day to meet these smaller unknowns and give them some recognition. Kinda fucked up that they let this alt-right maga mail guy on the pod but ok
Plumber here…bathrooms can exist on any floor. In fact, the higher the better in terms of drainage. Whether its floor 5, 6, or 7 gravity pulls down, and water is pressurized into the house meaning running water can be pumped into any floor, hence commercial building and skyscrapers having water on every floor. Hassan got absolutely gaslit during the bathroom segment.
QT is the GOAT. That shirt is so funny. Slime is so unhinged. 😂 Hasan has the literal best socks on. I thought I got twice as much brain rot from the Fear& with Ludwig and Aiden but I actually got twice much brain rot from this episode then I got from the Fear& episode, 4x the brain rot 😂
i have the same problem as Aiden, every single time i hear the "name a woman" thing i go absolutely STRAIGHT to margaret tatcher and i think i might just have discovered something about myself
Woah! I started watching the yard. Then I started watching wine about it too! After I watched fear and too and now it's come full circle that's pretty neat I!
I disagree with Hassan on a lot of things but there is one reason why I will always have respect for him. That's because instead of just being a typical leftist that just goes after the right he also calls out liberals. Which is a big reason why he gets a lot of hate he gets it from all sides. Liberals don't like to be reminded that back in 2008 they were saying the same thing about black lives matter that conservatives are now or more recently liberals were just repeating Ben Shapiro talking points a month ago about Israel. Remember kids Liberals are just conservatives that are 3 years ahead on most social issues. If you don't believe me they replaced one racist white man with another and acted like it was a victory.
What's fucked is they bring up that luds mom was called a hooved animal, and said Aiden said it but in fact it was slime. But he is now the favorite lol
Justice for Aiden 😭
With how upset Ludwig got you'd think he'd remember
its even funnier because a few eps before slime said that, ludwig compared aiden's mom to a horse
dare i say .. justice for aiden
Justice for our boy Aiden 😭
QT girlbossing a $50k bag out of one yard episode is iconic
im in that seven forty five
@@mifosmovievault8335💯
Why do you talk like you're 12? I bet you love Taylor Swift. Lol
mmm *girlboss* is cringe though she is just a boss in general
@@mifosmovievault8335W comment
God bless QT for making the best shirt ever
My friend always mentions how I look and behave like slime to a weird amount. Im a hasanabi head so I click this episode and see him wearing a shirt I own from a niche internet anime meme webstore
I kinda want to challenge him to a fight, because itd be the closest ill ever get to an irl mirror match
It's great that Hasan took time to appear on the fledgling up and coming podcast The Yard. It's good when the people on top help those below. 😂
Ive been saying pooping is reverse 4n4l forever
nicks "yurrdgubbr" had me rolling as a swede
there’s actually 2 eiffel towers in Las Vegas lol. Vegas heads know.
24 minutes in and all I thought of was flea markets where I got a nintandu 70 and clearly fake yugioh cards next to an anti semitic propaganda vendor.
Then I got in trouble because I went to a manga booth but just above my 10 year old eye level was half naked anime figures that I didn’t even notice because I was looking for Naruto books
Between QT, Yingling and Hasan theyre hitting all the most requested guests recently. It is only a matter of time before we get the Panchen Lama episode!
They would find him
TSUNG LAO EP
Jerma EP Prayge
the finale should be the Zipper ep.
that some kinda llama or sum
Slime saying "You do your stream and then turn 90 degrees and do a podcast" GOLD. TRUE AND REAL, hilarious.
slime stole it from ludwig (this episode came out after fear&)
@@blackmamba2004 that somehow makes it even better.
But it was recorded before Fear&. They mention that in the Fear& episode.
Shhh@@Demortalix
@@DemortalixNo this episode is new. The fear& episode is a few days old
“foreskin man is in an eternal battle with wolverine” went so criminally unacknowledged, i see you sweet baby aimen
It doesn't make sense, though.
Foreskin Man avenges circumcisions, Wolverine is eternally uncut.
@@llamaczech he does it himself every day
This episode is like when you're the popular kid at school and you try to befriend the nerds, but they all start bullying you.
theyre insecure so they try to put him down
@@fire-wn6djlol
@@fire-wn6djI definitely wouldn't read that far into it mate
@@fire-wn6dj dunno bout that lmao seems like hasan is just watching a normal yard episode with very little added to the conversation
@@fire-wn6dj Not sure why you put TRY in there
God made sure Henry Kissinger died after this episode was filmed to help the boys keep the episode monetized.
this is how i found out
@@misterpitters lmao 😭😭
@@misterpittersthere’s no better way to find out
I never realized that Aiden and Hasan vibe so hard together. Austin better watch out.
Aiden's face is in the dictionary next to personable even if he's just talking to a random at the bus stop, but he's also a hasan viewer which adds to his conversational arsenal
Hasan likes him cause hes less gay
the second aiden gets on stream its over for austin
For anyone curious, Apple Podcasts shows Fear & Malding's first episode was May 6th, 2021. First EP of The Yard was July 10th 2021. So Hasan was right, they were right before.
The boys bit Hasan's shit
Narc
Mogul moves 😌😌😌
Tbf, that initial Fear&Malding pod, was only Hasan and Will iirc, and didn't add QT and Austin til later on, which that change was likely influenced and motivated by The Yard debuting, with the same 4 member cast that they haven't genuinely switched up for (outside of guests of the week and the like lol)
So one could almost be preaching facts by saying The Yard as was when they started, and what it is today, are identical with the 4 main Yard boys, hell Zipper even too lol. And the Fear& pod when they began, compared to what it is today, are enough of a significant change in the pods essence, that they should be considered 2 entirely separate pods, with the first rendition (H&W) walked away from that run, and collaborated alongside Austin n QT, to start a non-correlating fresh Pod, while losing/gaining key parts in building a better fitting formula/blueprint to accommodate the new additions to the cast. 😂😅😮😢🎉🎉❤
Can’t believe Slime just bit Ludwig’s joke from the Fear& episode
w joke steal strat
100%
Doesn’t matter Ludwig owns Slime’s masters. Mogul Moves
The squirrel girl bit was hilarious. Aiden just randomly bringing up a superhero with no relation.
It was so good and it landed flat it made me sad.
Aiden as the latest herald of Galactus in whatever Marvel movie introduced the world-biter to the MCU. Bet that up, it writes itself from there, also squirrel girl is basically free without cons adding her into the mix of this particular narrative (hypothetical.. 😅) lol
So that's what Hasan sounds like without a 10dB noise gate on an SM7B
None of these words are in the Bible
@@Stickman470 You made me laugh sir, thanks
@@Stickman470I know “gate” is in the talmud
The Aiden prostate pipeline has been great to watch. It pays to be part of the patreon
The WHAT pipeline!?
@@nsyne we learned a lot about aidens prostate through the power hour on the patreon. I won’t spoil it for you
If there was ever an ad for the patreon it would be this
im incredibly close to caving in and subbing to the patreon. this is unironically an insane advertisement
I appreciate Hasan not wanting to move on from the topic of ludeig trying out smoking
sometimes these guys bring up money and i snap back to reality
holy shit they made more off a meme tshirt sale than my household does in a year LMAO
I would unironically watch Hasan yell awful political facts at Nick and he just responds with stupid jokes.
I need Nick as a guest on the broadcast
@@rainwhaterje suis suis en 😂😂Mr brights has 😢😢😢😊in the case of 🎉and the stand for for 😢
Was just thinking this, that would actually be my ideal podcast
Fact means "In accordance with reality". since hasan lives in an entirely seperate reality from our world, his facts are totally different from those of everyone else.
@@thewingedserpent5823cope harder
“It says men in it” underrated joke that flew under the radar
They laughed at Ludwig being a Jock, the same way that Stanz, Lud and Atrioc laughed at Slime for eating Panda Express
This is a goated yard comment tbh
I’m praying for the jerma ep after this string of highly requested guests
Slime immediately hitting Hasan's hair trigger "children perishing" reflex is goated
Love that when Ludwig mentions that he met his mother everyone else just bows their head down in shame :D
Damn this one has been a long time coming! The cut/ uncut question is always so interesting to me. Our friend group always refers to it being in “The Coalition” or not Lmao
which side is the coalition?
@@TamagoMASThe uncut since it’s a minority in the group
Hasan has the energy of a babysitter whos watching the clock waiting for the parents to come back
He who's you called to beat the kids for you so you can still be the good parents.
46:59
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 He is getting bullied tho by the kids
I love the evolution of a Ludwig becoming a true Frenchman by starting his smoking addiction.
Once he starts smoking a pack for breakfast then he'll be a true Frenchman
squirrel girl is actually really fucking funny and kinda op in the comics, hilariously. Also its like aqua man, she cant turn into a squirrel, BUT she can talk to them lmao
QT making 50k with the aiden shirts its the most hillarious and impresive thing i have ever heard. all hail the queen
every episode of this podcast could serve an analytical analysis of the modern American male but this episode in particular is really fascinating through this framework 💀
im watching this like genuinely puzzled how do men talk like this to each other
What part of it is puzzling?@@blammmed
Yea the old fascinating analytical analysis framework. Well said
crying at Aiden sneaking a bite of the sausage crust and putting it back in the bag 😂😭
All these requested guests really must mean Ludwig is sunsetting.
Fear and Maulding Ep 1: May 6 2021
The Yard Ep 1: July 8 2021
Never been a fan, never cared for, or watched, or thought much about hasan. Seeing him actually seriously want to intervene on lud's fall into becoming a smoker, that shit was good. That is good character.
Nothing else I've heard of him has been good, so I guess he does have something going for him after all.
If you’re curious, there’s plenty more to see throughout the day, every day. The stream is easy enough for boomers like me to figure out.
He’s like this all the time and you might find out about something that interests you.
Or not, but it’s healthier than prefacing any post with “Look, I hate Hasan, but…”
@@wafflepoet5437 i made no remark of hate. Thats not what "never cared for" means. It means i havent given thinking of him a care
He is fun for those in more political side of things, or he is a very fun person to watch when you're not a gamer on twitch. I think I like watching him game cause of how bad he is at some of them, idk feels like your older boomer relative is trying out games.
@@vaishnavisingh9244 I would say I'm quite politically involved, just not his extreme views. And it's even sadder when it comes from such an insane hypocrite.
Slime coming at hasan's throat will never not be funny, also a fuckton of people have been asking for aimen to come on his stream for years at this point.
also just in case hasan talked about a website made by haters DO NOT LOOK IT UP THE WEBSITE HAS AN IP GRABBER
Me, watching this podcast on my toilet which is on the 2nd floor going “damn I didn’t know that”
If I had a nickel for every story I've heard in the past year about TSA agents in France being blatantly racist toward Asian travellers I would have 3 nickels which is absolutely insane
nick asking hasan if he can blow bubbles with his nicotine gum 😭
I love when the boys have on a smaller creator to help promote the community, so sweet of them!
Okay actually can we get an episode of both podcasts with the gays switched
1:00:09 - Ludwig lies - we have alot of Hasanabi Gaming edits, some even include him getting carried by Hasan in Valo! www.youtube.com/@HasanAbiGaming
it's true
Best gaming editors in the game 🥸
@kakirin oh shucks😊
QT making that much bank from the Aiden tshirts is so fucking funny to me.
This was a great ep, always love seeing Hasan outside the hell that is twitch and his weird haters.
I just listen to him like a podcast when he streaming, can't get mad at weirdos in chat if I don't see them :)
this synergy is so big and electric that I had to resist sleep even though i haven’t slept for 24hr and i’m not that young anymore for those tricks
but thank you for the energy,great episode!
Same 5:39am est for me RIP sleep schedule. Well I ruined it before watching but I really shouldn't have watched
I love it when hasan gets big for ludwig
He eats a lot of fiber so his shits get big for ludwig too
@@irakyl no thats for nick, back off
Hasan is so big
I believe LilyPichu said she'd be down to go onto the Podcast in one of her latest live streams.
More women representation and great vibes from what Fear Pong showed.
Just maybe this time Aiden gets the fun drawings on the back?
I think slime would have to hold back his true self if they had lily on lol. I'd pay money to see Michael Reeves and slime have a conversation though
Both Lily and Michael are always some of that high tier guest material.
Skyscrapers and appartement buildings would be so interesting if Ludwigs toilet idea was true. Just an entire ground floor with nothing but bathrooms for everyone.
Elevator goes down for maintenance suddenly you start finding poops in the stairwell in higher concentrations as you go up.
Just gaslighting Hasan
you say that until we're face to face shitting like 👁👁
QT making 50k off the Aimen shirts is the funniest thing to happen this year. That's incredible
the jock more like dock line from nick was criminally underrated
I feel like every episode 70% of the bangers Nick throws out go unacknowledged because everyone else is so much louder than him. Lol
Fellow yard listeners, we should all get big for each other. Collectivise the bigness and there will be a more equal and BIG society
Can I get big too ? 🥺
OUR bigness
we can get so big together
It’s so cool and humble of Hasan to take time off his day to meet these smaller unknowns and give them some recognition. Kinda fucked up that they let this alt-right maga mail guy on the pod but ok
"Foreskin man is in a perpetual battle against wolverine" is a very funny joke that didn't get any credit
Hey Nick, long time viewer first time caller here. Raspberries are "Hallon" in Swedish, "Jordgubbar" (great pronunciation btw!) is Strawberries!
Recently re-watching the 2022 best of vid and them turning the Lud's mom situation on Aiden is so funny
Holy shit slime has been getting so big for us
Plumber here…bathrooms can exist on any floor. In fact, the higher the better in terms of drainage. Whether its floor 5, 6, or 7 gravity pulls down, and water is pressurized into the house meaning running water can be pumped into any floor, hence commercial building and skyscrapers having water on every floor. Hassan got absolutely gaslit during the bathroom segment.
fun fact squirrel girl canonically defeated thanos
and Doctor Doom
@@sagehogeI think you mean MF Doom
I love how more ADHD other people with ADHD make each other when they get together.
Good to know QT could use Aidens face to make money, his face basically paid for her Taylor swift box ❤
Or at least one one of them 😅
The next guest on the show should be Mogul Mail, I feel like that guy would sleep Ludwig
hasan is so big for us
nah hasan is selfishly big. not for us.
unlike ludwig, who's big for _us_
He’s so big 😍
all 3 of my heads are exploding
He’s so big for the proletariat
@@omarg2079 hasan is big for himself 😔
"Ah, I have brain disease, thank you!" is maybe my new favorite aiden comment
QT is the GOAT. That shirt is so funny. Slime is so unhinged. 😂 Hasan has the literal best socks on. I thought I got twice as much brain rot from the Fear& with Ludwig and Aiden but I actually got twice much brain rot from this episode then I got from the Fear& episode, 4x the brain rot 😂
Aidan and Austin should actually switch for a couple of episodes. lmao
i have the same problem as Aiden, every single time i hear the "name a woman" thing i go absolutely STRAIGHT to margaret tatcher and i think i might just have discovered something about myself
Bisexual…
Torysexual
FREE PALESTINE
this was such a good episode. str8 to jokes n banter. any previous chemistry definitely shows n helped make the ep seamless
Bro I have 2 bathrooms upstairs I almost got gaslighted into thinking that was a problem
fuslie next! she'd be so funny
someone gift these guys lights for the sets for Christmas
They make $215,000 per month from this podcast, they can buy their own lights 💀
@@drteeth362lights don't come cheap
HASAN SO BIG FOR USSSS
everyone was so big for us this ep and yet i kept getting distracted by nicks regal purple yard hoodie. I WANT IT!
Me, side-eyeing the second floor bathroom at work 8 feet away from my office
Its too late now, DarkViperAU has already made 3 excessively angry vids about how slime is really the one that called Ludwigs mom a hooved animal
i need a will episode so bad
Yeah I like Will. Big silly willy, ice cold chilly willy, willy vanilly. Willy Um? The Will to live. Willionaire.
Bro I bought that aimen shirt as soon as the qt episode came out and I don't regret it at all 😂.
"They're smoking Crack? Where?"
Finally, all 3 of QT's boyfriends are on the podcast together
More Hasan boys
Woah! I started watching the yard. Then I started watching wine about it too! After I watched fear and too and now it's come full circle that's pretty neat I!
Hated this one
5 stars
I'm so dam big for the yard
12:35 “is nicotine addictive?” - a 28 year old man with an English degree and a communications degree
Who's Hungrybox? So Ken learned... LMFAO
an honestly great episode
I disagree with Hassan on a lot of things but there is one reason why I will always have respect for him. That's because instead of just being a typical leftist that just goes after the right he also calls out liberals. Which is a big reason why he gets a lot of hate he gets it from all sides. Liberals don't like to be reminded that back in 2008 they were saying the same thing about black lives matter that conservatives are now or more recently liberals were just repeating Ben Shapiro talking points a month ago about Israel. Remember kids Liberals are just conservatives that are 3 years ahead on most social issues. If you don't believe me they replaced one racist white man with another and acted like it was a victory.
Aiden just casually plucking nose hairs during a conversation just proves he's the dad of the group
Yard and jerma when?
Nobody slides onto the set anymore😢 I miss the old yard
Hasan going down that slide would of been...interesting.
What an explosive start to the episode! 🤣 QT and now Hasan, great guests and great episodes!
Ludwig I got the sodom and gammora joke
ludwig is very adhd core in this episode
Hasan is so brother
This is like a bunch of kids sitting in a circle around an adult and asking him the most absurd questions.
Only here cuz of DADDY han sen. this is the BIGGEST another white guy with a podcast EVER
That's so based that qt made 50k on those Aimen shirts. I was gonna buy one but I'm a little broke boy.