Ludwig needs to be stopped. | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about Ludwig completing a marathon, the upcoming showmatch, and how it was like growing up on MySpace.. (Episode 130)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:30 - and now we're demonetised...
00:01:15 - aiden and his red hat
00:02:05 - january 6th
00:03:16 - capture the flag but it's countries
00:04:04 - we're planning something...
00:05:25 - carsfromjapan
00:06:04 - zipper 2 googled 'cool shoes'
00:06:42 - AskJeeves was ahead of his time
00:08:07 - reggie bush
00:10:20 - the top post on the r/theyardpodcast
00:11:18 - slime holds the groupchat hostage
00:13:15 - yingling doesn't know what the golden globes are
00:14:25 - ludwig is backing the dolphins
00:16:38 - ludwig ran a half-marathon
00:21:31 - doing an ironman with CEO of twitch
00:22:15 - Manscaped!
00:24:19 - doing an ironman in antarctica documentary
00:24:46 - the bass pro shop guy
00:26:51 - saltburn meat
00:27:29 - aidens family reacts to last weeks episode
00:28:52 - slime's weekly dubbin I don't see you anymore
00:30:15 - the most wrong yingling has ever been
00:31:10 - pickleball
00:31:55 - ludwig & slime valorant
00:34:19 - ludwig thinks he can outpace a cheetah
00:37:49 - goofus & gallant
00:44:21 - Ai yard podcast episodes
00:45:19 - ludwig & slime start copying each other
00:46:04 - Me Undies!
00:47:42 - update on the slime minecraft wager
00:49:32 - slime wants to teach tarik how to smile
00:52:00 - taking slime snowboarding
00:53:44 - ludwig has been playing baldurs gate 3
00:55:37 - slime gets shutdown
00:56:17 - snowboarding
00:57:08 - nicks broken ears are affecting his balance
01:00:28 - ear candles
01:01:10 - charles trippy
01:03:32 - if ludwig could go back to old youtube, what would've he done?
01:04:45 - You-Tube
01:06:26 - Factor!
01:08:34 - facebook nostalgia
01:09:50 - myspace nostalgia
01:11:53 - aidens myspace equivalence
01:13:48 - boone's farm
01:14:20 - mspace was highly used among street gangs
01:15:45 - talking with the cartel
01:16:49 - north sentinel island
01:21:20 - going back in time
01:24:13 - who would you go with in your time machine?
01:29:14 - slimes would create jackass
01:31:30 - thanks for watching
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Aiden's idea to fight wars like reverse capture the flag is such a banger
And then we take it all back! 😂
it took them 130 episodes to resort back to playground tactics and start mimicking each other
Krinios hidden deep within the comments😮 👀
ryan stop watching the yard and get back to streaming
An idea for a pod episode: The Yard but on a plane, episode ends with everyone skydiving out of the plane. Zipper is the pilot.
Zipper 2 is copilot...
where's Yingo? 🤔
@@dennis_sstrapped to the wing
Aimen’s dad is the pilot and they only go straight
@@squidddly can't believe lud let him ride anywhere but first class
@@MCcheezewizard straight all the way
I thought he was only getting big but he's getting powerful for us too?!
Big and powerful Dubin
bigger and bigger for us now, man
And fast
When you go to the Patreon and even though you’re a member they still paywall the ep for level one members🤡
Getting ready to take it ALL back
can’t wait for ludwig to learn it’s 112 mile bike lmao
My thoughts exactly loool
I cant even imagine. I would be weak and soft like a boiled vegetable after 2mile swim
I'd like to imagine Aiden watch insurrection videos like how veterans watch Band of Brothers.
Seeing the Tarik smile thing again and it play out exactly the same as when they first did it is the sign that a podcast is closing in on their singularity like the heat death of the universe
Slime also told the story about the SAS guy before
Nick with his MySpace song too
34:54 “Do you think a cheetah is gonna go at your pace for a half mile” this killed me
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was make us believe there's a dnd episode coming.
slime lamenting about adhd and nick saying "shut up" almost immediately made me cackle because honestly thats the internal discussion i have with my own adhd brain cells on the daily
Time stamp pls?
55:42 to 55:48 😊
35:52 "a cheetah cannot eat you fucking pUSsY up" the voice crack and delivery of that killed me for a good minute
Nick got PTSD, potential to stack dough, 25:52
Realizing I am the world champion of taking a dump in my house was the boost of confidence I needed today
Every time I click on a new yard video, I go back and click the one without aimen to give it a little push 😊
Dude, you have to leave it running muted on the background.
@@matheusp572 I think the meta is to have it running unmuted alongside the current episode. It like multiplies the entertainment value.
That jumpscare everyone had when Ludwig said he wanted to go to "The Island" lmao
I think if you turned up at the first melee tournament with the obelisk,win it and disappear forever, you start a real cult that eventually kills people
Nick i want to stand with you in solidarity for those of us who live with an excess of ear wax FeelsStrongMan
ear wax build up team came from out the woodwork to like this
if the natives of north sentinel island heard hollow's first round against clips they would willingly enter the modern age
Capture the flag wars are an incredible idea
Solving cannibalism through battle rap is one of my all time favorite bits next to the goon commander
Now that tom brady is out of the league Ludwig is struggling to figure out which team he likes
What's the over/under on episodes before a chiefs jersey
@@milesgreenwood5036 I don't have them winning much this year, so I'd say whenever rashee rice gets really good or they run the damn ball more. I'd put the over/under at 48 episodes
@@lunogythes gonna pick whoever wins the Super Bowl especially if its the niners
For dnd, even if you guys never do another episode I'd be down to watch one ep of yard dnd like a oneshot or something pls it would be such good content
"you got sickle cell i am sick as hell "- shaq mere moments before dunking on a make a wish kid
Ski instructor here
Skiing and boarding body mechanics are different, but understanding how edges work is the biggest hurdle when learning one or the other. If slime can ski, he should pick up boarding without too much difficulty
so edging is the key to both skiing and snowboarding?
Yard DnD ? Like a series ? actually hype. Also as Melee players you should know that CRT means Cathodic Ray Tube, the technology used in old TVs, that's where the "tube" comes from in RUclips. It's literally a glass tube that shoots electrons for each pixel behind your screen like a machine gun.
Cathode ray tube*. Since we're being pedantic in the comments section.
Quality comment, learned something new! Thanks :D
Damn get cooked
Didn't mean to sound pedantic or superior tho, just sharing info so that we all get less dumb. English isn't my first language.
its honestly SO ON BRAND for ludwig to have on a reggie bush jersey and it be the miami jersey where he only played 2 out of his 11 years there and to root for the dolphins in the playoffs because of it 💀
To be absolutely fair as a dolphins fan we have the chillest coach in the league and this is our best since Marino years besides injury's sadge
@@cheryldragunoff4129 but why the Reggie Bush jersey? 😭 Bush was drafted by the Saints and won a Superbowl with them. USC jersey would've been better too, they live in Cali..
Dolphins are in the AFC East with Luds supposed favorite team the Patriots. So many layers that don't add up
@Mannydude96 he was on the dolphins in 2011-12, and iirc Lud started watching football around then so could just be a first love thing. That's why I have a random ass Danny Woodhead jersey after all lmao.
Anyone remember when RUclips Premium was called RUclips RED? I Like how quickly that changed lol.
Nick telling slime to shut up 😂😂 best part of the POD 😂
Nick got done dirty. Outrunning a cheeta definitely implies that your being chased, not out distancing it.
Cant believe none of them mentioned that cheetahs run on only their hind legs when they’re really hungry
dubbin so big for all of us
actually aiden, they played NFL football in europe this year multiple times
1-800-FLOWERS AND ear fluid mentions is crazy full circle
This episode confirms that I can for sure beat Ludwig at tennis and I knew this since I saw him play with Dougdoug and jerma
I love how Lud is a Pats fan with a Dolphins Jersey
Nick singing “check yes Juliet are you with me” hat flashbacks me to playing Lego guitar hero with my brother when I was younger lmao
I’m like 80% sure aiden must be confusing the MLB commencing with the ‘World Series’ with the NFL because I’ve never heard a soul refer to the Super Bowl champs as world champions.
YO NICK I WAS ALSO A HALF-ORC ROGUE WHEN I PLAYED DND BACK WHEN I WAS LIKE 12. THANK YOU FOR UNLOCKING THAT MEMORY
Was watching this on data cause of a snow storm. Always good to hear the yard in the cold
Mom my joke made it on the Yard Podcast!! 10:20
this episode is the best one so far
As someone who takes care of 25+ cheetahs, Ludwig you cannot outrun a cheetah 😂
Why do you have to take care of the Cheetahs? Don't they take care of eachother?
@@ZoeEvelynHartworking to save the species. They’re endangered in the wild and I work in a program that reintroduces them into the wild
@@hiiKATIE2125 cheetahs has to be so much easier to take care of than 9 dogs, let alone 1 dog!
53:08 aimen slide cancels a laugh
this is so funny
Dance with the devil is referenced in at least 22% of eps 😂
the bit about about charles trippy was so funny to me because my uncle has married two lisas and every cat he's ever owned has been named kitty
the copying bit with lud and slime was the hardest ive laughed at this pod in a while 😂
@33:24 Ludwig throws his head back in laughter like a friggin Peanuts character
I imagine baby slime taking a picture but bald
brothers where is the best of the yard 2023??
i can only imagine what was said during the cut after ludwig said "the gold standard of grooming"
omg the new boyz era 😅 'nerd' glasses, vans, zebras, and skinny jeans
Slime saying “Hog” was everything I’ve ever wanted to
The bass pro shop guy happened right down the road from me. Insane hearing about it on the Yard
43:32 Nick becomes a sprinkler
1:01:30 lol why did Nick get so excited about Charles Trippy to the point he had to beat Ludwig to the ally thing
Ludwig looks like my old Habbo Hotel character in that outfit.
Nick makes all of the best references
I had a deja vu moment when they started talking about Tarik’s smile again.
I was high af and when it got to the cheetah discussion, I was losing my mind and laughing hysterically
I love that Aiden is just not taking shit today. Feisty 😂
slime unlocked the my skiing memories when he talked abt the poor kid ski program. principal was a demon on the slopes and one week i biffed it now the hill and just sat there for like 20 minutes until someone on a snow mobile picked me up and took me back to the lodge
new episode pog
This is the best episode yet
Slime should make a food
Love how you’ve been posting the audio episodes with just flat out false/clickbait titles and then changing them once the video episode drops. Like this one was “Ludwig ran a marathon” yesterday, or #125 where the title of main episode was referencing bit from Patreon episode.
NAAAAH this has got to be some sort of slime sorcery... i was JUST THINKING "i wonder when the new yard ep is dropping..." i hit my yt home page and bam.. its there... GET OUT OF MY HEAD BALD MAN
Watched the whole thing
Fins up baby!
BOONESFARM HOLY SHIT. Many nights were wash away with that sweet alcoholic koolaid.
I woke up without my pants once, but had a bottle of the blue boones still by my side.
the scholastic book fair bit catapulted me into the k-hole of nostalgia.
Can't believe I got jumpscared by some Crocs 😂
Best time of the day.
adding "mental wealth problems" to my Nick-isms book
Boone's Farm Blue Hawaiian is so good.
bro i'm gen z and me and my friends still use facebook and messenger lol
make it swish is crazy 💀💀
Grid-iron football already has tons of Rugby football kickers. Also one of the rugby football tackles was brought into the league the years the seahawks won the super bowl. Partially from Marshawn's crazy year, along with defense hiring a rugby defensive coordinator and taught rugby tackles. By the next year, all teams were doing rugby tackles.
ludwig in a dolphins jersey pog
But we are going to prob lose to chiefs cause of injury's Sadge
I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed of the fact when Lubbin said the Ender Dragon wouldn't have been out yet in 2012 my first thought was "The ender dragon is definitely older than that, didn't the Wither come out in 2012?" and looked it up to find I was right
1:02:35 on the funny topic, the current president of Argentina cloned his dog 7 times and named one of them Conan like the original one, he also said they met thousands of years ago in the roman coloseum as gladiator and lion, I wish I was making this up
The only other time I've ever heard about Boone's Farm was in the D12 track Fight Music.
Ludwig looks at Aidan, the Canadian man wearing a Canadian cap.
"Have you ever snowboarded"?
Slime is the American Karl Pilkington
so accurate
hell yeah there's my bros
I thought slimes entire head would explode as he tried to hold in his laughter while nick was explaining his effortlessly cool ear wax reproduction
I was actually that myspace kid where none of my top friends had me in their top Aiden mentioned, and hes right, it felt real bad lmfao
57:00 - cant speak for skiing to snowboard. But transition from snowboarding to skiing was super easy. I thought it would be really hard cause i was use to my feet being bound together but I was back on black diamond again in like 4-5 hours from starting to ski.
I have the earwax problem too and it never looks the color you would expect it. It’s like a deep brown almost black.
I have a great idea for Ludwig, do the Vätternrundan in Sweden with Conner. It's a 300 km bicycle race. Could be a good charity bike ride
For nick the cheetah by the time it catches us, is tired. You don't have separate stamina bars for stamina for speed and attack in the wild.
googling cool shoes is big brain
Imagine how confident slime would be if he could dunk
How did they resist the urge to say hymen trophy.
Aiden is the female representation in this podcast, the other three speak over him a lot.
Reggie bush jersey go hard tho🔥
I call it the Burger because it's between the buns.
Aidens idea of capturing the flag to fight wars reminds me of the show siren.
In regards to the long run thing, its not that we can run forever its we can walk forever because walking is a very energy efficient thing....as we learn in animation school a walk is just a controlled series of falls
read this while walking, n while ik it's tru its still fricking me up lmao
Ai mind tricks is so good
41:37 I didn't know he could go that hight