Slime talking about his gambling addiction, Aiden talking about his drug addiction, Ludwig talking about his sexual addiction, and then the beacon of morality, Nick holding the morality of the pod all on his own. Stay strong soldier 🫡
Its that God damned vaccine poisoning the youth and Slime. Our hero Nick is strong, untainted my Dr Fraudci , Nick is only addicted to God and the truth 🫡
I don't know what's funnier: Leslie taking the key not knowing it was a bit, or taking it KNOWING it was. "Imma take your key, little boy. Now you're going to sign it for me" as she walks away with a smile and lud with a tear in his eye.
Slime’s gambling “enthusiasm” compares quite well to my friends coke “phase” “Idk bro I was bored and wanted to have fun and it’s funny” “That’s like not ok bro, you should stop” “No” *changes subject*
He's not wrong. The Christmas truce is extremely overblown as many parts of the front didn't participate, and those that did were essentially a glamorised lunchbreak. It's not like everybody just put the rifles down to enjoy some pudding like the myth leads people to believe.
really admire how the guys got so into character during the bank roleplay. can't wait to see the next chapter in the story of the sailor, catcaller, bank collector, and buxom mang0 fan.
I have been described as many things, but nothing hurt more than when Slime so perfectly described me as: 1) a tech bro 2) eating lunch at my desk 3) threw up from the discussion of Kombucha dumps
RE: Jake and Amir: They started a podcast near the end of the original run of J&H on CollegeHumor and translated that into building a podcast network (HeadGum). CollegeHumor owned the rights to J&A so they obviously couldn't continue using those characters after they left. Slightly before CollegeHumor lost their main backers and morphed into Dropout, Jake and Amir were able to buy the J&A rights and all of the old videos, so they were able to make J&A vids again. They were making other sketch comedy stuff on their HeadGum YT channel in the meantime so I personally think they do it for the love of the game mostly rather than nostalgia baiting but that's my opinion.
Yeah it's not like they are putting out videos weekly or anything when it comes to the new videos. At the same time the whole Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on their Patreon is definitely nostalgia bait but I love it anyway.
diggy isnt allowed back in LA, on of the reasons they left him home in detroit. They would need get graydon on which is less entertaining but still good
imagine just having a regular person on the yard and acting like they are famous for something. Would be funny. Just some dude you met at a coffee shop an hour earlier.
I think it would be even funnier if they brought on a non famous person but didn’t tell slime that they were normal and see how much they could make him believe about said person
Literally the two best RUclips channels. I've always thought some sort of collab would be amazing since riley made a joke about a character named aimen. Would love for nick to guest on hivemind.
I don't want it, I hope it never happens. I like both groups too much that just the thought of the episode bombing makes me want to throw up. We should leave it as a permanent what if
When aimen described his kombutcha, I was modding GameCube controllers for super smash bros melee. Specifically, doing notches on the shell. Melee is sick and so is the yard
jake and amir coming back was a great thing and they're still funny. might be important to add they have been making things adjacent to J&A stuff even after the original series ended
High Ludwigs million dollar idea of travelling is just a Taskmaster challenge(which Unpaid Intern is based off) they have even done variations on that challenge, like see who gets this random boulder the furthest distance, a guy took it on a train and won it.
When Aiden started describing it, I was revising an electrical drawing for a large pump. The oranges on my desk sounded tasty until I heard the description.
Literally at my desk with my boss pacing past my desk when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit". Thank god for headphones.
I too was on a ranch in the middle of nowhere for the eclipse and also noticed the birds stopped chirping. Also noticed that I heard crickets during the moment of totality.
It’s a pretty weird coincidence that they spoke about autism awareness/Slime taking a test for the premo in the same ep that they mention that he toe-walks, since that’s a trait that’s much more common in autistic children/adults than the general populace
I was lying in front of my laptop, huddled in all kinds of blankies, resting after a shift of delivering food in the rain, eating a bag of variety jellybeans from Lidl when Aiden mentioned his kombucha poops.
If you look up the origin of “Hookers” it dates back to the Civil war and General Hooker who was known for his wild parties and women who followed his troops. His troops suffered horribly with STDs. Just a factoid that I learned about in 6th grade. 😳 Love you guys! - Janet ❤
listening to aiden talk about his kombucha shit while skiing 👍 i was also listening on the plane during that one episode when slime was trying to wake up sleeper agents to hijack the plane
5:20 thank you much for asking, im sitting at home watching the pod while popping pimples and scouring my face for any sort of blemish that i can pick at and make worse
I have very similar sensory concerns to Slime and I took that test after Ludwig and got 138. I answered in what I thought was a normal way just questions at face value. I've made an appointment to get myself properly tested.
As prophesized I am a software engineer sitting at my desk eating a falafel pita while Aiden is talking about kombucha shits. Thank you for your hard work.
We were so focused on the white women and the dogs that we never even considered the white men and cats...
How do u repost a comment
I mean Shane Dawson has been on the radar for years.
at last we learn the real meaning behind Ludwig's venmo name...
@@mcsquared920banger comment
the four genders........
"I didn't mean to interrupt you" Fear& could NEVER
YELP WHYS THAT SO REAL
They honestly rob QT everytime they're on there
The real fear is letting women speak fr
Slime talking about his gambling addiction, Aiden talking about his drug addiction, Ludwig talking about his sexual addiction, and then the beacon of morality, Nick holding the morality of the pod all on his own. Stay strong soldier 🫡
Its that God damned vaccine poisoning the youth and Slime.
Our hero Nick is strong, untainted my Dr Fraudci , Nick is only addicted to God and the truth 🫡
makes me feel better as one w all 3 🤌
he's addicted to morals that guy
Nicks addicted to warzone and saying some pun
nick's addicted to silly little drinks
I don't know what's funnier: Leslie taking the key not knowing it was a bit, or taking it KNOWING it was. "Imma take your key, little boy. Now you're going to sign it for me" as she walks away with a smile and lud with a tear in his eye.
I'm positive she knows it was a bit.
I have a feeling it’s going to end up on a charity auction 😅 when she asked them to sign it I immediately thought thankmas??
Slime’s gambling “enthusiasm” compares quite well to my friends coke “phase”
“Idk bro I was bored and wanted to have fun and it’s funny”
“That’s like not ok bro, you should stop”
“No” *changes subject*
Slime when he is confidently wrong about the Christmas Truce of WW1
He was batting 0/10 this episode of the pod 😂
He has to be confidently wrong at least once an ep, it’s a ritual now
He's not wrong. The Christmas truce is extremely overblown as many parts of the front didn't participate, and those that did were essentially a glamorised lunchbreak. It's not like everybody just put the rifles down to enjoy some pudding like the myth leads people to believe.
@@jamesmccomb9525 he said it didn’t happen in world war 1, it did, and it is glamorized in media and retellings, but it did happen
@@kosmickalamity7071 If you’re gonna be incorrect might as well be confidently wrong lol
really admire how the guys got so into character during the bank roleplay. can't wait to see the next chapter in the story of the sailor, catcaller, bank collector, and buxom mang0 fan.
"I'm chewing on a blue pen"
When Aiden started describing it, I was biting into a pizza at my desk at home on my lunch break. Thanks Aiden.
no fucking shot im doing the exact same thing rn . pizza on lunch break ftw
word for word, me rn, even the pizza
I was also trying to eat when i was blessed with Aiden's description..
I was just pouring my soup into a bowl to enjoy a good dinner
thanks slime you too
They had Coots on the podcast 2 years ago as May (next month). So Coots is for sure 2 years old by the time of this podcast.
Nah
he did WHAT to coots?!😵
Unspeakable actions...
who woulda knew lud had such a great throwing arm
@@daEINSTEINkid1coots hit that wall like a grapefruit
Million dollar title
@@jamescoyne4559 lud called it his grapefruit technique, which didnt help against the accusations
Literally sitting at my desk eating when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit"
Literally
yep same lmao
I was halfway asleep
i was drinking kombucha 😭
Just like me fr
I have been described as many things, but nothing hurt more than when Slime so perfectly described me as:
1) a tech bro
2) eating lunch at my desk
3) threw up from the discussion of Kombucha dumps
pfp checks out
RE: Jake and Amir: They started a podcast near the end of the original run of J&H on CollegeHumor and translated that into building a podcast network (HeadGum). CollegeHumor owned the rights to J&A so they obviously couldn't continue using those characters after they left. Slightly before CollegeHumor lost their main backers and morphed into Dropout, Jake and Amir were able to buy the J&A rights and all of the old videos, so they were able to make J&A vids again. They were making other sketch comedy stuff on their HeadGum YT channel in the meantime so I personally think they do it for the love of the game mostly rather than nostalgia baiting but that's my opinion.
Yeah it's not like they are putting out videos weekly or anything when it comes to the new videos. At the same time the whole Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on their Patreon is definitely nostalgia bait but I love it anyway.
Slime being smitten with Jordan is so on point. Always thought they'd be so funny together.
42:50 imagine going to LIVEMIND and seeing Aiden. That’s like hitting the decagon. Now let’s #GetDiggyOnTheYard
Get diggy on the yard for sure
diggy isnt allowed back in LA, on of the reasons they left him home in detroit. They would need get graydon on which is less entertaining but still good
While I don't think this will happen, AIDEN could go on HIVEMIND
not after what he did to those kids
I had to rewind that part cause I was like, "did I hear that right?"
O.J woulda loved The Yard podcast
He did love the yard podcast, it’s a shame he didn’t get to hear what Ludwig did to coots
@@partypandamonium9116*with
I’m writing lesbian poetry for my creative writing class to this shit
kindred spirit
Hell yeah
is there any other kind?
beautiful
@@BarginsGalore truthfully 😌
Aiden going to Hivemind Live is one step closer to having Graydon and Slime in the same room
We need to send Slime to Detroit so he can link up with Dignan.
Ahrhhhhhhh
Dignan and slime
@@kurtisbrumbaugh6081 would be supernova
good news
This episode is INSANE
imagine just having a regular person on the yard and acting like they are famous for something. Would be funny. Just some dude you met at a coffee shop an hour earlier.
If the next episode is not a random homeless man from the gas station we riot
I think it would be even funnier if they brought on a non famous person but didn’t tell slime that they were normal and see how much they could make him believe about said person
literally nut’s whole career (in a loving mf way)
@@zachhuggins3217Slime vs a Merritt Heaton type (just an old man) would go hard.
That's how slime is with every guest anyway
Standing in line for lunch when Aiden is talking about his shits… great pod
The bank roleplay is a perfect capsule of why I come back every week
Slime can't claim to be one of the people when he say 250k ain't that much
that "alrighhtman! :D" at the beginning healed my soul
bro he's like a cartoon character saying his signature catchphrase but i will eat that shit up every goddamn time
gulping down my morning cold brew while aimen talks about his kombucha dumps
Move to a place with a real time zone hippie
Eating some soup with grilled cheese with a cup of milk.
@@alexdam8218i'm on the east coast.
I love Aiden's trip stories, both vacation trips and drug trips lol
Aiden as a hivemind viewer makes so much sense
THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
when aimen mentioned his regretful waste, i was eating my dinner and it was super good YAY!!💖
Aiden is a hivemind fan is info i didn't know i needed so badly.
i’m a lash artist currently with a client and i audibly gasped when aiden said that. i had to lie and say i thought i saw a spider.
Listening to the most unhinged podcast while doing lashes is insane lmao
He said what
@@voidcaster2437 is it ‘insane’ to listen to a podcast while working Void Caster? Is it really
The hivemind and yard crossover episode could go crazy
Dignan snorting his shit with slime would go crazy
Literally the two best RUclips channels. I've always thought some sort of collab would be amazing since riley made a joke about a character named aimen. Would love for nick to guest on hivemind.
I need this
I don't want it, I hope it never happens. I like both groups too much that just the thought of the episode bombing makes me want to throw up. We should leave it as a permanent what if
idk how hivemind + all the yard would be but i could see aimen or nick being a good hivemind guest
When aimen described his kombutcha, I was modding GameCube controllers for super smash bros melee. Specifically, doing notches on the shell. Melee is sick and so is the yard
what i am doing right now when aiden is describing his kombucha shits: writing my wedding vows (no lie)
loved slime’s toddler coughs in this one keep it up boys!
Ludwig should always answer the phone by screaming "I'm not fucking my cat!"
😸
jake and amir coming back was a great thing and they're still funny. might be important to add they have been making things adjacent to J&A stuff even after the original series ended
sidenote, they have been my #1 dream guests esp ever since zac has been on
Jake and Zac on the pod would be top tier 👌
42:48 HOLY YARD HIVEMIND FANS STAND UP!!
All 7 of us
Shoutout dig riders
High Ludwigs million dollar idea of travelling is just a Taskmaster challenge(which Unpaid Intern is based off) they have even done variations on that challenge, like see who gets this random boulder the furthest distance, a guy took it on a train and won it.
When Aiden started describing it, I was revising an electrical drawing for a large pump. The oranges on my desk sounded tasty until I heard the description.
5:15 I am thieving in old school Runescape, thank you for asking slime
W
i was cooking sharks on old school runescape
@@pipOSRS yoo pip a yardigan?
Mining shooting star atm
I was eating lunch when Aimen described his kombucha poops
should've been benching 180💪🏾
I am just amazed at how entertaining your guys' stories always are. Every week. Never fails.
i’m sewing a bridesmaid dress for a relative’s wedding listening to the yard boys describe poop in graphic detail
When aimen was describing the kombucha, I was building a desk
cant belive Ludwig would do that to Coots, so messed up
I can't even begin to fathom how good slime would be on I've Had It
i had to type this while driving thanks for the activity slime 👍🏼
insane that by this episode it was already discussed that qt and slime were going to disney instead of fishing
I was eating breakfast while that kombucha conversation was happening. Happy to hear it’s over
Literally at my desk with my boss pacing past my desk when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit". Thank god for headphones.
I love this show so much. I look forward to it every week. Notification gang!!!
Currently taking a kombucha shit while I read the commenta
i just want you to know that this comment will never be forgotten. you can't take this back.
I too was on a ranch in the middle of nowhere for the eclipse and also noticed the birds stopped chirping. Also noticed that I heard crickets during the moment of totality.
When Aiden described the Kombucha I was sitting at my desk. It is 8:30 in the morning, this is the first thing I've heard today.
It’s a pretty weird coincidence that they spoke about autism awareness/Slime taking a test for the premo in the same ep that they mention that he toe-walks, since that’s a trait that’s much more common in autistic children/adults than the general populace
they've spoken about this before, with the toe stepping in another ep
so i take it you haven't watched much slime
yea he's our mega train boy and we love him
If this is the straw that broke the autistic camels back you have NOT seen slimes best moments
I toe walked as a kid and I've got no tism
@@matthewb9981 as a kid is different from as a 33 year old man.
aimen being a hivemind fan made my day better
Best pod to listen to while eating lunch!
I was playing Cherry WIne by Hozier on Guitar while sitting in the Dragon's Dogma 2 main menu when Aiden spoke of his shits
42:50 its weird how happy I got when Hive Mind got mentioned
Aiden, full of empathy and brutal honesty: You can barely poop 😕
Having a person ask me for money on the subway telling me about his starving kids while the phrase "kombucha shit" enters my lexicon forever.
Hey guys I am looking at two excel spreadsheets while Aiden talks about his Kombucha shits. Thanks!
I was lying in front of my laptop, huddled in all kinds of blankies, resting after a shift of delivering food in the rain, eating a bag of variety jellybeans from Lidl when Aiden mentioned his kombucha poops.
When Aiden was talking about his shit I was fixing my eyeliner. Didn’t even flinch I’m used to this by now
If you look up the origin of “Hookers” it dates back to the Civil war and General Hooker who was known for his wild parties and women who followed his troops. His troops suffered horribly with STDs. Just a factoid that I learned about in 6th grade. 😳
Love you guys! - Janet ❤
dudes archies editing this episode is crazy
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hey slime! yardigan here! love watching the podcast! right now i am watching while knitting a sweater! keep up the awesome content! ~~
I’m standing 3 feet away from the biggest selection of kombucha I’ve ever seen in a Whole Foods while I grab an iced tea off the shelf.
When Aiden was talking about his kombucha poops I was playing the binding of isaac repentance, slime
listening to aiden talk about his kombucha shit while skiing 👍 i was also listening on the plane during that one episode when slime was trying to wake up sleeper agents to hijack the plane
Where you skiing?
Aiden mentioning hivemind is so wild to me but it makes sense
1:28:30 this is just a task master task. They gave each person a boulder(prop) and told them to take it as far as they could in an amount of time.
I think this is just Jet Lag.
@@nuansd haven't seen it
Definitely get William Osman on! You already basically promoted Open Sauce
5:20 thank you much for asking, im sitting at home watching the pod while popping pimples and scouring my face for any sort of blemish that i can pick at and make worse
Taika Watiti directed a couple of episodes of the US Inbetweeners. Not the original show and he wasn’t a main director.
The boys get increasingly frustrated as Zipper struggles to google through his DMT fog of war
5:20 I'm playing Tears of the kingdom, at 12 AM and listening to the pod.
The Yard back in form I see.
Yeah I liked my own comment deal with it!
The way that I found out about Tim Naki's a few days ago and am happy to see y'all enjoying his content too!
At 1h05 when talking about the future of the yard really hit me. I'll see you in 30 years
Just made some waffles and enjoying a nice breakfast while the boys are talking about kombucha…
I have very similar sensory concerns to Slime and I took that test after Ludwig and got 138. I answered in what I thought was a normal way just questions at face value. I've made an appointment to get myself properly tested.
What’s the website. I know there are a lot of fake tests online out there so I’m just curious.
5:20 chomping on my salad when aiden brings up kombucha shit
thanks aiden!! 👍
I’m toking out rick and morty GatorBeug while writing a uni essay
i am currently dying my hair purple-ish blue when i heard aiden talk about his bowels :)
The Yard forever and forever, Dubbin. 100 years of The Yard Dubbin
24:14 “AY I TELL YOU SHE’S GOT AT LEAST ONE RACK” is such an underrated line
When the kombucha poop comment happened, I was cooking curry ramen. Also I benched 285 for 4 reps with no spotter. Thanks boys!
I was unironically scooping my eye back into my skull as aidan was descring his kombucha sh^ts
i was making a graphic for a lab report, love the picture i have about aiden's stool!
the yard is the only channel on this entire platform that i will never 2x speed.
As prophesized I am a software engineer sitting at my desk eating a falafel pita while Aiden is talking about kombucha shits. Thank you for your hard work.
5:24 i was fishing in stardew valley with one hand, eating pineapple with the other, giggling at kombucha poop, calling it kompoopa
This is my first time showing the yard to my gf… they talked about Ludwig fucking a cat for half an episode 😂
this was such a good episode
Eating for the kombucha comments was fun
5:28 I was counting the registers at McDonald’s for the closing shift 👍
Can we talk about how Nick is perfectly in focus, and Lud is looking like I forgot to wear my glasses?