yep, its weirdly satisfying to go in his chat and be on your toes in contrast to other streamers chat where every asshole is treated like.a king because the streamers wants to sweet sweet sub and ad money
My best friend Korey, one of your biggest fans, who showed me your guys podcast and turned it into our regular thing to watch together unexpectedly passed away in his sleep on Monday. Im finding great comfort and feeling closer to him watching you guys, thank you for always providing A+ content for us to enjoy boys💜
I’m listening to this Ep while at the gym and Nick saying “the hot chips banned and women only have lying now” nearly made me drop 135 on my forehead way too close to Slime describing death.
I'm getting distracted about 25 minutes into the episode by Aiden apparently not knowing how to comfortably sit on the ground. Props to you for sticking it out for over an hour.
Fallout 2 is trash because you can't start the game with a non combat build because of the stupid temple. Unrelated rant. The combat and controls are not worth any story, no matter how good.
Watching Slime doing his French impression with the Eiffel tower in the back ground feels like a completion of a chapter in a book. Only way this could be funnier, if he starts gaslighting people that his accent isn't bad, this is how they speak in Paris
I learned when I was there recently that The Eiffel Tower is actually repainted about every 7 years. The paint protects the iron structure from rust. it's been bronze since 1968 but it's been red and yellow before.
Something I will say that I think you don't really learn about French culture until you experience it is that service and retail workers will often really insist on be greeted like normal people before you get down to whatever business you have with them. So if you're used to just walking up to a retail worker and straight up asking them something, like you might be in North America, you might find that won't fly in France until you've actually literally greeted them and they've reciprocated with at least some kind of a "hello", otherwise they get real short with you real quick lol
@@albread5409as someone who works retail it’s really a 50/50 some people will just be like “do you work here? where can i find this? or you’ll get a quick hi how are you? then they ask their question
@@JulianCedar I'm at work in my company uniform knowing that bro's going to ask one of the same 8 questions I'm always asked, and people be sayin that it's cool to get one of 8 different versions of meaningless small talk before we can get to business?? Bro that's like Sonic '06 loading screens for cutscenes
Slime asking if Aiden will be wearing a beret during the ad read and then immediately cutting back to the episode and HE’S wearing the beret is amazing
at 54mins Slime describe the exact reason I enjoy you guys, I have my week go by and then I see the Yard post put it on and sit and do what I enjoy while listening along, Great one as always.
Listening to the Spotify episode i thought the backdrop would be some trees at the park under an overcast sky, but jesus with a capital J this is genuinely amazing
The lady from the shoe store was probably rude because you didn’t greet her before you talked to her, you just held up the shoe. That is considered rude in France from what I know. I remember a policeman completely ignoring me when I asked for directions in Paris until I said Bonjour.
You guys have to go to Copenhagen, it’s awesome. I was in Øresund (a part of copenhagen) for a regatta, and I stayed in an AirBnB or VRBO or something that this guy rents out whenever he goes on trips, and the view was great. I could see the sound (ocean-like thing), the bridge to Sweden, all of the planes coming in/out of the Copenhagen airport, all of the ships passing through the shipping lane (including a few epic tall ships), an awesome beach that’s not really connected to the land except for bridges, and more. We only had to take a short ride on the metro (which was only two blocks away) to get to the main city, where we went to the danish war museum, a few candy shops, and a cool castle. I am only about 16, and have only really been to Europe when I was quite young, so I might just be overhyped about a normal European experience, but I did genuinely enjoy it. 10/10 would do again.
Ludwig once accidentally showed slimes balls on stream because he just had it on computer or desk and the camera moved. And you think pissing in the sink is the insane part? They just give each other printed out photos of their testicles. Them not caring someone pissed in a sink is the most normal part of their relationship.
Luds and Slimes problems would be solved if they just realized their expectations for hanging out are not the same, slime being a certified vibe killer when it comes to group activities and Lud enjoying the feeling of "we're all full on into this" will never mesh well
Lud thinking getting called Canadian is a compliment is a misunderstanding. Getting called a Québécois in Paris is equivalent to being told "I can barely tell what you are saying"
Well he did say right after that he's equally as unintelligible as a Canadian so I think he understood but that's still better than thinking he's a clueless American lol
I don't think anybody noticed, but at the end of the pod Aiden said they could go to Calgary and pose in front of the CN tower. that gave me whiplash 1:31:33
You might be thinking "15 dollars well what do they give you a walkie talkie and a bullet in your head? No!" I've never been so tempted to switch my phone plan before
I don't think that Ludwig has ever looked more french than he does in this video. The short hair, the slight goatee, the furrowed brow from the sun. Very France coded.
@@samt3412 he just seem like the type of dude that would hang in the back of the crowd with me, get faded and vibe out, and just bounce along to a JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown show but like in the kindest way possible
I love how France and Australia have important landmarks in the background, but Japan just had the fog of war
from the blunderbuss shots when they took back what was theirs
it was the foreign lands yet discovered, they know this part of the map though
And Italy was just a nice view
@@dthbdbsfghto be fair, it was a damn good view😂
And then theres pontins
Slime's experience with the French shoe woman is our experience in his chat. The customer is NEVER right and that goes hard
And thats why he respects it, was expecting hypocrisy but hes constructed alternatively
yep, its weirdly satisfying to go in his chat and be on your toes in contrast to other streamers chat where every asshole is treated like.a king because the streamers wants to sweet sweet sub and ad money
@@theAlex2577it's like getting validated for being socially insecure
I got timed out from my first message in his chat and banned on my 4th. I take it with pride.
@@anskiusz I made a funnier joke than him in his replies and he blocked me, well earned
"the hot chip's banned, women only have lying now" is one of my favorite things that Nick has ever said
what does that even mean 😭
@@chxrrypixelsit's from a copypasta where some guy says women only want to eat hot chip and lie or something like that
@@janong262 "no female born after 1993 can cook. All they know is be bisexual, charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie" is how it goes I believe
It's been minutes and I'm still chuckling about that one lmao
My best friend Korey, one of your biggest fans, who showed me your guys podcast and turned it into our regular thing to watch together unexpectedly passed away in his sleep on Monday. Im finding great comfort and feeling closer to him watching you guys, thank you for always providing A+ content for us to enjoy boys💜
man i’m sorry to hear that
Thank you💜 He is definitely deeply missed
Sorry for your loss bud. Its good u had something u shared to remind u of the good times
Really?! I'm working and forgot my headphones I was only able to listen to about 20 minutes so far 😭💜
@@ModifiedMutkeep watching… they shoutout to him. ❤️❤️❤️
i couldn't believe the title, but Ludwig does in fact bring all the boys to a climax all by himself during the course of this episode! what a champ!
with lud pointing to the eiffel tower and his mouth gaping open in the thumbnail I knew exactly what to expect!
His body in fact did not quit
No loads refused this ep
I’m listening to this Ep while at the gym and Nick saying “the hot chips banned and women only have lying now” nearly made me drop 135 on my forehead way too close to Slime describing death.
I had the thought of "women can't eat hot chip anymore" before Nick said it and I started dying when he actually vocalized my insane thought
Use guards bro wtf even if it's warmup weight you don't wanna risk a spasm or some shit killing you.
I could take 225 off the chin@@CloudCollapse
@@goobinator_ Some people think food tastes better through a straw
Nick quietly dropping bombs like a B-52
Glad they finally brought the dogs on the podcast! Strange to see them without doctors coats but glad they could feature regardless
Underrated lmao
Nicely done
The white women were already there though, just waiting for their canine overlords
I'm getting distracted about 25 minutes into the episode by Aiden apparently not knowing how to comfortably sit on the ground. Props to you for sticking it out for over an hour.
It's just a tall person issue
Bisexuals cannot physically sit comfortably
I love the travel episodes. The outside elements of this one went hard as there was like a 300% increase in animals.
Bros were like snow white calling all the animals to them
Why does the tower look fake
slime is so mother in his little hat
Doctor K needs to help slime overcome his group setting trauma.
slime joins a frat for a week
Not knowing French in Paris is like having 1 charisma in Fallout New Vegas
i spent all night modding NV and listening to this and just saw this comment 🤣❤️
Fallout 2 is trash because you can't start the game with a non combat build because of the stupid temple. Unrelated rant. The combat and controls are not worth any story, no matter how good.
@@trashtrash2169go off king
Yeah, I'd rather act is if I was mute than reveal that I can't speak French in France
@@trashtrash2169 valid - maybe not trash but definitely not as good as it cudda been, specially w all the weird sexual stuff
9:58 Nick predicts Hawk Tuah and spitting on it
Beat me tuah it 😭
beat me tuah it !!😂😂🫵
Watching Slime doing his French impression with the Eiffel tower in the back ground feels like a completion of a chapter in a book.
Only way this could be funnier, if he starts gaslighting people that his accent isn't bad, this is how they speak in Paris
The tasting menu bit just further proves Slime is truly the representative of the masses.
I learned when I was there recently that The Eiffel Tower is actually repainted about every 7 years. The paint protects the iron structure from rust. it's been bronze since 1968 but it's been red and yellow before.
Something I will say that I think you don't really learn about French culture until you experience it is that service and retail workers will often really insist on be greeted like normal people before you get down to whatever business you have with them.
So if you're used to just walking up to a retail worker and straight up asking them something, like you might be in North America, you might find that won't fly in France until you've actually literally greeted them and they've reciprocated with at least some kind of a "hello", otherwise they get real short with you real quick lol
Wait Americans don't greet service workers?? I thought that was just standard being a normal person
@@albread5409as someone who works retail it’s really a 50/50 some people will just be like “do you work here? where can i find this? or you’ll get a quick hi how are you? then they ask their question
Personally, I think I prefer skipping small talk and being asked directly
@@JulianCedar I'm at work in my company uniform knowing that bro's going to ask one of the same 8 questions I'm always asked, and people be sayin that it's cool to get one of 8 different versions of meaningless small talk before we can get to business??
Bro that's like Sonic '06 loading screens for cutscenes
@@albread5409we do at like the checkout counter but if it’s like someone on the retail floor, we usually just ask our question
what the yard has been missing is multiple dog cameos. love this episode :)
luds dogs were my least favourite of them all (:
Nick putting on sunscreen at the start of the pod like the winner he is
*like the ginger he is
@@celocic*Like the soulless stepchild he is
Like the soft lil boy he is
I feel like in the recent episodes Aiden has been extra electric ✨
fr
Slime asking if Aiden will be wearing a beret during the ad read and then immediately cutting back to the episode and HE’S wearing the beret is amazing
ludwig talking about french lunch breaks vs america with short hair really had tyler durden energy
at 54mins Slime describe the exact reason I enjoy you guys, I have my week go by and then I see the Yard post put it on and sit and do what I enjoy while listening along, Great one as always.
59:50 i'm positive Ludwig is talking about Rires & Chansons ( a french radio which broadcast jokes and comedy specials)
Oh man weekly the yarn podcast with ludpin and aimen and slime anders. So excited
nick flaco, never head of him
@@BeansEnjoyer911
Shit you talking about Envy? Love that dude
@@suned3128
He's so, gosh, what is the expression I'm looking for?
@@BeansEnjoyer911nick flaco jodye
@@okseniboksencool? But it doesn't even look intentional
41:32 The lady's face after hearing Lud's story about the white M&M XD
nick saying "this is the best day of my life" as a dog (excited) walks up to him is so real
Listening to the Spotify episode i thought the backdrop would be some trees at the park under an overcast sky, but jesus with a capital J this is genuinely amazing
I get too annoyed by non-audio bits too listen on spotify 😂
9:57 he did WHAT to their car !?!!??!?
Slime’s French accent finally made it to the big game he’s been talking about
Gay Paris Beret Slime is one of the most valuable skins in the yard game
Excited to watch this. Love the setting.
ludwigs foot fans are gonna have a feast with this one
I'm stuck at the DMV so this was great timing on the upload, thanks boy o7
Also the composition for this is very very satisfying
They all are so excited when a dog comes up and its so adorable!
The lady from the shoe store was probably rude because you didn’t greet her before you talked to her, you just held up the shoe. That is considered rude in France from what I know. I remember a policeman completely ignoring me when I asked for directions in Paris until I said Bonjour.
Outside touching grass episode!? This is going to be a banger!
It’s just like Kanye said, “nick is in Paris”
location for this ep goes so hard
Nick is amazing, that Aiden sauna joke had me chuckling. My king
I hope lud keeps the buzz cut, it looks so good
i miss the aiden pink hair era, it deserves a comeback
1:02:56 "Good anime though, very good music" - Aiden the chad with the Nujabes t-shirt
slime and frenchie from the boys have always been the same person in my head
Best yard episode by far. I can’t explain why, I just loved it
I love the angry French bit 😂
btw they did not bink it
The framing of the tower is like when Family Guy had the twin towers in every shot for an episode
I love watching the yarb podcast
The yarb is my favourite
yarb
it's crazy how effective these ad reads must be to have sponsors agree to 3 sponsors in one episode
the first minute of this is the official release of cartoon character nick. him without glasses is actually insane
You guys have to go to Copenhagen, it’s awesome. I was in Øresund (a part of copenhagen) for a regatta, and I stayed in an AirBnB or VRBO or something that this guy rents out whenever he goes on trips, and the view was great. I could see the sound (ocean-like thing), the bridge to Sweden, all of the planes coming in/out of the Copenhagen airport, all of the ships passing through the shipping lane (including a few epic tall ships), an awesome beach that’s not really connected to the land except for bridges, and more. We only had to take a short ride on the metro (which was only two blocks away) to get to the main city, where we went to the danish war museum, a few candy shops, and a cool castle. I am only about 16, and have only really been to Europe when I was quite young, so I might just be overhyped about a normal European experience, but I did genuinely enjoy it. 10/10 would do again.
My parasocial meter goes up 100 points up whenever the podcasts are up.
the god forsaken wednesday listeners wouldn't have been able to see aiden's shirt that says "nuhabes metaphorical music" in arial italics
Ludwig doing the hardly bilingual tradition of only knowing how to swear how their parent used to swear at them
Ludwig's haircut makes him look like someone who would mug u in an alley at 2am ❤
nick admitting to peeing on the sink not even being treated as that big of a deal was so insane
Ludwig once accidentally showed slimes balls on stream because he just had it on computer or desk and the camera moved. And you think pissing in the sink is the insane part? They just give each other printed out photos of their testicles. Them not caring someone pissed in a sink is the most normal part of their relationship.
I think they talked about peeing in the sink back in Episode 4
tbf aiden pissed on the floor in their house once
"Imagine if we could watch our dinner together" stopped me in my tracks
25:02 I love the idea that a person's brain could free associate to this extent
lol I was just about to start the audio version when the notification popped out love seeing the boys in gay paris. Also I love the yarn
Gawd damn slime has been killing it on the shirts. Just a young buck caught in the headlights of fashion
using card instead of cash below 20€ means so much tax for them, from the bank transaction, that they don't make any benefit on the sell
ive got a concussion so i cant do much rn so ive just been binge listening to the pod. thanks!
Good to know that aiden has a rotation of daddies with ludwig and slime im just wondering how the weekend visits are
35:18 slime did pretty good, that's +1 for sure
Luds and Slimes problems would be solved if they just realized their expectations for hanging out are not the same, slime being a certified vibe killer when it comes to group activities and Lud enjoying the feeling of "we're all full on into this" will never mesh well
the Dr.K-Slime crossover would go insanely hard
My wife said you should have slime dress up as Steve from blues clues and do a chaotic blues clues segment for the Patreon, “he would kill it”
0:46 had me crying straight off the bat oh my god
Lud thinking getting called Canadian is a compliment is a misunderstanding. Getting called a Québécois in Paris is equivalent to being told "I can barely tell what you are saying"
It definitely is compared to being called American though
Yeah québécois to french people is exactly the same thing as Americans to the British
I don't think so because they're in disbelief that he's American BECAUSE they can understand him.
Well he did say right after that he's equally as unintelligible as a Canadian so I think he understood but that's still better than thinking he's a clueless American lol
1:00:50 man the happy gilmore reference really made me smile there slime
this episode started exactly as i wanted it to
I wish i had the same confidence as ludwig's confidence in his ability of speaking french.
I don't think anybody noticed, but at the end of the pod Aiden said they could go to Calgary and pose in front of the CN tower. that gave me whiplash 1:31:33
slime keeping the tag on his hat hat like its a sticker on flatbill
I can't be the only one here who came directly from Bad Melee and was just tuned out for the Ludwig hits it big arc.
The Homestar Runner reference at 20:30 was artistic.
Tag on the hat is really just chef's kiss
audio listener coming to see the dogs. archie i love you for the chapters
When slime said "you are" and nick immediately said "my cinema" i actually screamed at the top of my fucking lungs how does he do it
Finally, the sun is out in Paris lol. I feel like it's cloudy almost 24/7.
This is by far the best yard ep so far
This episode was good but we both know they have way funnier episodes
slime lookin incredibly ethereal this ep
I love how after slime asks if Aiden will be wearing a beret it cuts and Slime is the only one wearing a beret
Wake up babe new lore on Slime’s autism dropped
about the conversation around 58 minutes, i watch the yard cause of the mogul money episode with the boys on it, the marketing worked.
Im slime core from day one ride or die I would kill for that beautiful man
The cut from the ad read where Slime asks about the beret and then he's wearing one is so fucking funny
You might be thinking "15 dollars well what do they give you a walkie talkie and a bullet in your head? No!" I've never been so tempted to switch my phone plan before
really like this style of simple thumbnail, very cool thank you
I don't think that Ludwig has ever looked more french than he does in this video. The short hair, the slight goatee, the furrowed brow from the sun. Very France coded.
I'd say it's hard to be a french fan of the Yard sometimes
Hoping you get better soon!
True, it's hard to be French
@@TauntsForDaysit’s been 20 years now
The trash train at 3:27 so peaceful 🙏
Slime’s beret transition sold me so hard that i tried to get the Mint mobile plan in Europe
idk what it is maybe it’s the lighting but for some reason slime looks so beautiful in this like a greek god or something
Holy crap I just realized I took a pic with some friends near where this episode was shot
I love how they just independently came up with the whole Willy Wonka TV Chocolate bit
loving the twin peaks reference from slime
Even tho he’s the target demo, Aiden wearing a Nujabes shirt will never stop being funny to me
What's even funnier is them bringing up Samurai Champloo and Aimen immediately shouting out the soundtrack while wearing a Nujabes shirt
@@samt3412 he just seem like the type of dude that would hang in the back of the crowd with me, get faded and vibe out, and just bounce along to a JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown show but like in the kindest way possible
"we all have our demons and some of them are made by nestle" ~slime
2 hour drive south of Calgary and visit Lethbridge