Conspiracy TikTok HOGWATCH | Hasanabi Reacts
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
- Hasan reacts to a man inspired to sell Trump merch by God, and one of the most unhinged conspiracy ladies you've ever seen!
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Timestamps:
0:00 Hogwatch
18:45 Conspiracy TikToks
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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“I don’t see a lot of kindness” ma’am, you’re standing in front of a confederate flag
Selling Trump merch out of a church seems like something Jesus wouldn't be super stoked about, but okay...
Didn't he literally flip tables or something because people were trying to get money at a church?
Neither would idolizing false gods or prophets but they still treat trump as such. They are walking contradictions of their supposed faith.
@@beans709he whipped some folks
"Stop making my father's house a marketplace!"
my family's evangelicals.
Bro ur videos are better than other fan channels. I come here when I miss streams and I appreciate your editing and coverage
Thank you! I spent a long time listening to feedback and trying to improve, so I'm glad to know it's appreciated :)
@@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici Hasan is aware of the fan channels and has explicitly given his consent for them to take and edit his streams
@@dinnerspecial9038 To add to that, he has also been working to make them more profitable, because they funnel so many viewers to his twitch.
No specific video, I mean you could try to search it up but he has said it multiple time on stream he even helps fan channel that gets striked by RUclips@@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici
He says it alot, his terms are "open Ip" trust
Crazy how much American politics is just entirely vibes based.
"I don't see a lot of kindness on the Democrat side." I would bet everything I own she got called a Karen or a Boomer by a young lefty and she's held onto that rage all these years.
"We need the controversy, we need something to laugh at." Fuck, Hasan is so right. We're not a serious country, we're here for the content. For the memes.
Dude, American EDUCATION is vibes based, didn't you hear that lady asking "what does India even do tho"?
Land of the Free? More like land of the Fee Fees 😂
That may be how the youthful dems work but thats not everyones SoP. Hasan at best is just a keyword generator 🤷♂️ amazing how he only debates no names he can over shout. Wonder why he stays away from people that have him figured out.
Better to laugh than cry
It’s because her entire perspective on the opposition is based on carefully curated clips and examples shown to her by right wing media outlets. If she actually had contact with libs regularly she wouldn’t be like that I think, though maybe it’s too late for these people
My mom then: I don't want you to watch Harry Potter because I'm worried you'll think it's real.
My mom now:
We need to convince people the SCP foundation is real next
bold of you to assume they aren't already convinced sirenhead is real
Then you'll sound just like these people.
listening to what bs they're spewing from their mouths it'll be pretty easy to do so LMAO
Wasn't that thumb man an scp?
i thought it was real as a kid 😭
there’s no fucking way that guy actually thinks the mystery flesh pit is real 💀💀
That’s actually so insane he has to be trolling
I'm fucking dying man how do these people exist
The danger of creating really engrossing and authentic horror is that some weirdo will think it's a true thing Joe Biden is doing
It's literally a Wendigoon video
My old boss thought "the Russian sleep experiment" was real, you never know with these conspiracy types
The living, breathing flesh portal in a national park totally made this 12pm joint hit WAY harder
Oh it’s worse than that, it’s a supermassive organism just sleeping underground. And it’s confirmed in the lore that it can just wake up at any minute and just… destroy the whole country instantly. Also, there are whole ecosystems of giant versions of bacteria and insects that can and will kill humans.
I don't have anyone in my friends/family that I can talk to about politics and your streams fill a void in my soul.
same, I'm glad we have this community
Make a better community around yourself. It’s hard and takes a while but I got it going and it was 100% worth
The flat earth thing 😭
"Its so they can cut off continents they dont want you to know about!"
*cuts off continents on a flat map*
Yeah, like wouldn't it be easier as well?? To cut it on a flat surface rather than a globe?
To the guy that was saying if the world is depicted as a globe it would be easier to "cut it up" and hide lands... wouldnt it be easier to do that if it was flat? Because you literally cropped the map before turning what you had into a sphere... you literally did it
This kept irking me too lol like it's so much easier to say 'you can't go there cause you'll fall off'?
They're flat earthers lmao they're literally mentally disabled. Don't look for any logic here.
also if earth is flat, then they could be a whole lot of land hidden on the "other side". so her video made no sense whatsoever.
Soo glad hes been doing more hogwatch lately. Its nice to have good ol hasanabi fun time
I live 30 minutes away from the trump town store, I’ve literally passed it 20+ times on various work trips, I did like a triple take when I saw him pull this article up on stream.
South western VA is wild lol I’m from Virginia Beach and it’s just completely different
@@Dontdoit_ from SWVA. Speaking from experience of visiting my family up in NOVA. NOVA is somehow miraculously way worse.
@@ElvenElle I live in Franklin County, I did the same thing. Lol I was like nooo not mf Boones Mill
I find the Mandela effect quiz section interesting - like psychology has known for a while that our memories are constantly shifting and very malleable, so it’s not like little, unimportant details which do not have any bearing on our survival or recognition of a schema gets perfectly encoded in our long term memory. There’s no good reason for that. The brain has “limited storage” in a sense. Also, half the examples of the Mandela effect were just people having slightly different spellings of names.
I've been thinking this for awhile.
That and when trademarks are up sometimes some companies will change their; names, logos, etc. 😅
“India has never been in a war”
The Bhagavad Gita: Am I joke to you?
Its mythology wth you talking about? There are real historical examples like 1999 war
@@shanu3009 it’s not a myth. It happened.
@@lucristianxoh so YOU are the conspiracy video audience. Okay brother no harm in being an idiot💀
@@shanu3009 you put your cat as your PFP grow up
@@lucristianxbro got a rain cloud over his head💀
It’s insane how these people have survived this long with so little brain power. They want the economy to get better for Americans but vote republican blindly… like … did you miss the whole cutting social security thing there was a whole gov shut down. These people live in a completely different reality.
because their brains believe that social security is the reason the economy is bad and not all the tax cuts. everything bad is democrats everything good is republican.
Don’t forget that Democrats also implement neoliberal policies. These people are easily duped because the Democrats are also complicit in the continuation of capitalism, and the population is sold on the idea that liberals/Democrats are somehow ‘socialists’ when that couldn’t be any further from the truth. Even Bernie and AOC aren’t all that left-wing in the grand scheme of things.
That's what happens when you have a iq of 70 or below and are easily susceptible to manipulation from news like fox and newsmax and RUclips videos.
The economy is so bad that these people are able to throw hundreds, even thousands of dollars on Trump merchandise lmfao
Joe Badens amarca
The hogs found SCPs. We're fucked.
Gg fellas, we had a good run.
The one thing the SCP containment facility can’t hold, the mental retardation that is republican politics!
Someone put a 173 statue in some southern town please
My brain is thoroughly rotted after this, thank you. 😂
I'm gettin' all hogged up brudder
talk to deeez @HasanReactions.
We got a double dose of Hogwatch and Conspiracy TikTok today!
christmas came early!
@@adventurefaps9571 its January so it came late
Yesssssssssiry! ❤😂❤
Hell yeah brother
ummm akshully January is the first month of the year so it came really early 🤓 @@the1truejoe178
The second guy, the thumb, looks like the shadow king from the show Legion. Like spot on. If you know you know.
Lol true
That dude saying he lost everything, barely survived, and now that's why he supports Trump is why when the eventual collapse happens and we hear stories about small nothing towns like this filled with people dying from no food or access to any hospital, it'll simply be the obvious end of a process and not sad or a tragedy.
This is inevitably how the maga movement will end. Trump could be president and they will still blame "hillary, blm, Obama with a dash of wokeness".
I love gen x'ers hearing about creepypastas, my old boss once genuinely tried to tell me about "the Russian sleep experiment"
Bacon’s sizzlin
21:40 I was mid bench press when this foo said earthussy, i laughed and almost died.
I always knew american education is shit but daam failure is an understatement 😂
This is the result of Republicans gutting public education funding for the past like 50 years. Now they are eyeing social security and anything that actually helps the citizens. Meanwhile these idiots just keep voting for em.
The flat earthers are acting like HxH is the truth with the dark continent 😂😂😂
@@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVicinot so sure what?
@@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici I wish I had the confidence to be unabashedly wrong
Ok, the Hog impersonation is now my favorite. 😂
It's insane the things these people really believe. When that woman said she associates kindness with the Republicans party I thought I was gonna hit the floor!!! Its scary that people really believe that stuff.
Amateur botanist here! Trees do not, in fact, 'create hexagonal cell walls'.
They're called "hexagonal" because first it's a witches hex, second it's gone because the angels cut them down and thirdly it's al because everything is Al Gore's fault! It's called the murican dream because you're dreaming up insane theories about literally everything.
“What kind of company has access to all their past logos?” I love that
Yeah like that shit is always sitting in some random document folder
Man, I wish god gave me advice like that. Instead god told me to quit my job to pursue a meth addiction while playing world of warcraft an living in a dumpster. Our lord truly works in mysterious ways
Wait I really want to know how you figured out how to play WOW from a dumpster, what was your setup lmao?
WAIT WHAT?? Didn't Jesus Hwip a whole bunch of people because they were selling stuff in a church?? NO FUCKING WAY THAT IS FUCKING WILD MAN!
It’s insane to me how these people can live day to day this delusional… like no way that one lady is being serious she has to be a troll. Yet all the comments in her videos are people eating that shit up believing it too I can’t comprehend it
Im willing to bet a vast majority are young children, it is TikTok after all.
And they say gen z will save us 😂@smoaky123
"They say it's the American dream 'cause you have to be alive to feel it." -Hasanabi 2024
The HEART ATTACK I HAD when I thought the hog at 15:00 ish was Liv Pearsall. 😂😂😂 thank God she's just a random who looks/sounds kinda like her.
"I don't see a lot of kindness on the democrat side." while standing in a trump store with a confederate flag on the wall....FOR SALE...
Who up watching they hog?
“They say It’s the American dream because you gotta be alive” -Hasan 42:24
Good job buddy! 😂
The Flesh Pit is a pretty popular piece of science fiction. Wendigoon has a great video on it.
That journalist at the beginning of the video, I've seen her before doing a piece for vice or vox I can't remember. She does really good work and I like how she interviewed her subjects asking questions that aren't antagonistic or judgemental.
My Hog’s gone wild! 😩🐖
I Ain’t no fancy city slicker but,
I think thats a problem then…
EARTHUSSY 😭😭😭
Wait, that one dude thinks mystery flesh pit is real? Its a horror story lmao
conspiracy theorists believe a lot of movies are real unfortunately
I want to believe Queenofeverything is a comedian, but she's really really deep into this character/bit. She used to do very generic tiktok comedy bits before this
This guy trying to sell truck nuts like it's a new product
Those are not just generic truck testes, they're trump truck nuts™
Completely different proprietary design. I suspect they're a smaller size.
You mean *TRUMP BALLS??* 🤔🤣
We really are a hive mind. I kept saying things to myself during this video only for it to be said less than a minute later, I need to take a break 🧍🏻♀️
Thank you for turning my mood around 😂 this was so hilarious 😅
"Balls Man" 😂😂😂
as a child, i remember the day of the osama bin laden raid solely because i was confused that people were not freaking out that the president had been assassinated (i was 9) 2:57
"Last night Osama killed Obama, and made the world a better place." 😂😂😂
One love ❤️
That guy with the sunglasses after the trump store looks like he was built in the spiderman n64 neversoft engine lol
That's a deep cut but I see you
imagine freaking out so seriously about a clear marketing ploy
blessed
HOG WATCH HOG WATCH HOG WATCH
man i wish somebody shows that one lady some marx so she can actually figure out why to not like america and consumerism
Americans would never. The capital is basically the satanic pedóphiles bible
just don't tell her it is Marx. just cover the name of the author, so she has no clue who wrote it. then get her hooked.
i grew up in Boones Mill 😭 pass this store everytime I visit home. I had whiplash seeing him on here
4:37 she says this with the confederate flag on the wall.
You know you found the end of the conspiracy barrel when you read about the mud flood 😂
32:54
1) I just adopted the whole “Dengist Gambit Times Two” thing in my vernacular
2) The fact that he straight up slides in “divorced” because 100 percent the “divorced vibes are off the charts”
Conspiracy theorist make me believe that they’re just really bad writers, who don’t know how to show instead tell.
I really like the way your videos are edited
10:06 Surprised no one has said he looks like a Sontaran from Dr. Who.
wtf is your pfp
@@Boahancock-ec2zz Its explained better on my trailer video in my channel.
I love how that guy converted an old church into a Trump merch store. Bravo. 👏
With all the sadness and suffering of the last few months hogwatch is extremely welcome
I see that trump burger restaurant every time I head to work 😗 lol
Conspiracy tiktok reactions are the best
I love that the fruit of the loom TikTok used Ethan's sounds lmao
shoutout to the bestie hasanreactions; i've tried watching other fan channels and i always come back here ❤️
Then Supply side jesus came to me and lo unto me said go big or go home boy. roll christ!
Obviously, who else would know that you get a better wholesale price when buying 1000 trump shirts than you do buying 100?!
I'm gonna start selling Trump merch but donating all the profit to at-risk communities. Seems like a good grift tbh.
"the mills are gone" lol
Of course the trump store is in Boonesville 😂 fits perfectly for that area
"they call it the american dream cause you have to be alive to feel it"
MEGA hoss energy. This is alex jones crazy uncle
"This is the part i get called crazy"....yeah..THIS is the part lol
26:00. The first recorded mention of a terrestrial globe was from c150BC...in what is now Çukurova, in modern-day Turkey.
Hog watch best watch
I love when the god of the entire Universe doesnt speak to anyone to help sick children or resolve genocide or find the cure to cancer/hunger or to help us find purpose in life or to help bring communities around the world together but he does talk to some old dude in the United States of America and tells him to start selling merch to help promote a rich, celebrity, best buds with p3d0fyl guy for the presidency seat.
My man is REALLY proud of being known as the ball man
I know Latin. "Nic" and "kelo" are not Latin words, and Google Translate is notoriously bad at translating Latin due to the nature of available training data.
That translation, other than the "God" part ("Deo" is a grammatical form of the word for God, "Deus"), is basically just an AI hallucination.
Also, fwiw, Latin words generally do not use the letter K. In the rare cases where it did occur for historical reasons, it came before the letter "A".
Also, it's rare for words to end with "c" in Latin.
its crazy how "star forts are hard to attack and stacking rocks makes a really stable building" turned into "there was a supersociety that was universal but they collapsed because of uh an earthquake and thats why distant nations have the same things". There's a best way to do things and all societies will reach it at some point. Restart earth 5 billion times and silicon electronics will always prevail
Wasn’t that Dan Schneider dude at Nickelodeon? Seems like that’s more fucked than the untrue thing
bro is a real life old-school charlatan😂😂
4:40 kindness?! Trump has a nickname for everyone lmaooooo
The stupidity in these TikToks hurt my soul
My boi at 18:48 really try’n get that MiniMinuteMan spot
MY BRAIN HURTS FROM THE STUPIDNESS
Why am I not surprised that Trump store is here in VA LMFAOOO
Regarding the fruit of the loom cornucopia, if that lady can find a commercial from the 80s where the mascot fruits are attending a square dance when the dance caller calls out "change your partner" and one of the fruits yells out "change your underwear " that would be swell. 😂 I know it exists, but you can never find it!
I'm really glad he said that at 43:45. Complain about conspiracies all you want, but the second you post ANYTHING online just know it's all for nothing lmao
Dude the guy at 10:05 looks like he walked right out if an Aamon Animation video.
Memory is flawed. The mandella effect is just people realizing what they remember is inaccurate but not making any further connections.
I love you Hasan Abi!!!
"When this stream ends I'm gonna check if there's a cornucopia in my pants" 😂😂😂
The comment section for the Texas border news stories has all the hogs all in one place 😂
Sometimes I think you know - maybe there should be a test you have to pass in order to vote.
I love how she thinks the Salem witch trials is how doors happened. 😂
I want to start a TikkyTack profile just to stir up her audience by making vids claiming she's got an adams apple and therefore would be a dude in their minds and that proves she's obviously a derp state plant to trick everyone into being trans through witchcraft...and then watch her whole community implode. 😂
Ptolomy watching 25:39 Hog 😂 and shaking his head 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 the tree guy. tree cells are hexagonal. six walls means Satan 😂😂😂😂