"Wow that's a lot of dead people. Let's move on, this is none of my business." Tex, never have I heard anyone say anything in a game that so accurately suits them.
I am convinced that This is a groundhogs day timeloop where Tex jumped into the session right after the events of his own shenaniganary. another tex just hopped right there and went "WellThat's a lot of dead people, lets move on, this is none of my business" and the cycle repeats.
one fun twist i've done with station-bounced radios was coupling them with a tape recorder that recorded like a half hour of gameplay and replayed it later in the round
I love how the space station in the intro is just "Generic space station with a Baron slammed into it" And yes, I did notice it was a Baron. that stern is unmistakable.
That bar area.. I am not sure why but it feels like its a coin toss each round to see if it either becomes a bar, or an area for the Janitor to relax at... Admittedly that last one tends to happen when I am playing Janni and am seriously bored because everything is clean and all the venders are fully stocked up... I do not play on Frontier often but I do like the server... Funny enough I think the round I liked the most was a round that was not a normal one.. Since I was a living artifact.. Second fav is being a Oni Clown turned Chemist that went by the name Shiki. ( Side note, medical on Frontier Station is almost never staffed. Most people who do play those roles tend to be on ships instead.. I thought about trying to be the stations chemist/medical person but I need to learn a few things before I do that. There are some changes in SS14 from SS13 that I am still not used to. ) Oh and, because you mentioned planets and sound.. Here is something not a lot of people seem to know. Earth constantly emits a kind of hum that all life on Earth is used to. Its one of the problems that humans are going to have to face when exploring both in our solar system, and further if we ever managed to get that far. It can lead to some serious issues for astronauts. It causes issues with sleep and it can seriously mess with people's minds.. Who knew space madness is really a thing and its caused by the lack of Earth's natural hum.
Yooo, Tex. Thats me at 10:51 who's wounds you checked and at the end playing Rocket Man and Piano Man(Lexia Reiner). I forgot about that day. I didnt realize that was you (though I should have since I played SS14 cuz your first vid on it). Wild. I played for about 18 hours that day I think through work? I mighta just been narcoleptic. Was doing a funny back then. Thanks for body brigading my non-moving body to medbay!
8:29 Even better yet simply add a hand held explodey devise you have on hand, like for example an home made pipeb0mb, to the mousetrap and the situation goes from mr secmans just having broken fingers from your backpack boobytrap to more than likely and/or ideally, ceasing to be alive Stuff like that is why i luv this game
ooh Tex did Eve online? Missed that one always have 2 laser pistols, not just 1 The planet scream channel random nuke Tex borrowing the same attitude from the traveller game regarding doomsday devices Artifact, where are you? Tex's fire mix tape
depends on the servers, i only played the official wizards servers and they have two near full 80 people servers at any given time and like 3-4 other empty(-er) ones
There's the English and Russian sides. English, it's mostly Wizden, Frontier and Delta V, all of which are regularly populated (Wizden having normally the max of 80 on their LRP servers and half on the MRP one, Frontier can go up to 64 people at peak hours, the maximum on the server, and Delta V, depends, but also has a lot of people). Russian, I don't know, but I know that it's probably even more popular than the English side for some reason.
@@FunnyStripes i wish frontier had more people, the whole ship focus thing is what the new engine does best so far, but the way the server is ran makes it feel like nothing but wasted potential
I wasn't expecting to see Jester here, let alone helping you out coincidentally. They used to be an avid Wizden player. Don't see them around there anymore. Great player to be around!
"Wow that's a lot of dead people. Let's move on, this is none of my business." Tex, never have I heard anyone say anything in a game that so accurately suits them.
Also the average chinese citizen going on their daily stroll through their big crumbling cities.
I am convinced that This is a groundhogs day timeloop where Tex jumped into the session right after the events of his own shenaniganary. another tex just hopped right there and went "WellThat's a lot of dead people, lets move on, this is none of my business" and the cycle repeats.
Most empathetic Capellan citizen:
He wanted the nuke. But little did he know, Randolph P. Checkers was always the bomb.
EEYYYYYY! ;) 👍
Jim really gave this shift a fun factor of 7.
Ah, the age-old tale of a man and his Xeno-superweapon/comedy partner. A real classic.
"Randolph walked into a bar. Then the floor."
:slowclap:
(claps slowly)👏
Ah, Jim, what a card. He's always the life of the party.
7:00 Actually, static is background cosmic radiation, so it's really the *universe* screaming when you think about it.
Jim seems like a cool guy. His mixtapes were fire
one fun twist i've done with station-bounced radios was coupling them with a tape recorder that recorded like a half hour of gameplay and replayed it later in the round
I love how the space station in the intro is just "Generic space station with a Baron slammed into it"
And yes, I did notice it was a Baron. that stern is unmistakable.
You are my favorite Space Station guy. You're the one who got me on this twisted journey in space.
Thank you, magic man.
SS14 with Tex is ALWAYS a good time 👏
The jingle hat jingles. Glad to see ss14 coming along.
"Wow that's a lot of bodies... Ooo Pizza!" Classic Tex...
Jim's mixtape was indeed, fire
" someone just sitting there loading a shotgun "
bucket brigade but with corpses
god that's morbid
Party on Jim. Party on.
Tex: "I don't think you can sell people."
Me: "Not with that attitude."
His mighty honor to you is noted
The adventures of Checkers the spaceman and Jim the alien artifact were wonderful.
I came to this channel for Battletech, but stayed for shenanigans like this
these are always fun, up with rubixraptor in hand rubbing with giggles at the hijinkss to come
That bar area.. I am not sure why but it feels like its a coin toss each round to see if it either becomes a bar, or an area for the Janitor to relax at... Admittedly that last one tends to happen when I am playing Janni and am seriously bored because everything is clean and all the venders are fully stocked up... I do not play on Frontier often but I do like the server... Funny enough I think the round I liked the most was a round that was not a normal one.. Since I was a living artifact.. Second fav is being a Oni Clown turned Chemist that went by the name Shiki. ( Side note, medical on Frontier Station is almost never staffed. Most people who do play those roles tend to be on ships instead.. I thought about trying to be the stations chemist/medical person but I need to learn a few things before I do that. There are some changes in SS14 from SS13 that I am still not used to. )
Oh and, because you mentioned planets and sound.. Here is something not a lot of people seem to know. Earth constantly emits a kind of hum that all life on Earth is used to. Its one of the problems that humans are going to have to face when exploring both in our solar system, and further if we ever managed to get that far. It can lead to some serious issues for astronauts. It causes issues with sleep and it can seriously mess with people's minds.. Who knew space madness is really a thing and its caused by the lack of Earth's natural hum.
Randolph P. Checkers + Jim = chaos god
Grug: *Sees new Space Station video* Oooooh, shiny!
Tex: *Moves outside of floor square*
Grug: *Hysterical panic*
That body disposal-ator shakes almost as violently as SS13 Tom Tombadil.
Yooo, Tex. Thats me at 10:51 who's wounds you checked and at the end playing Rocket Man and Piano Man(Lexia Reiner). I forgot about that day. I didnt realize that was you (though I should have since I played SS14 cuz your first vid on it). Wild. I played for about 18 hours that day I think through work? I mighta just been narcoleptic. Was doing a funny back then.
Thanks for body brigading my non-moving body to medbay!
Wow, Randolph meets Jester. That I wouldn't have ever expected. Jester's a pretty loved and popular person in SS14! Just like Randolph.
8:29
Even better yet simply add a hand held explodey devise you have on hand, like for example an home made pipeb0mb, to the mousetrap and the situation goes from mr secmans just having broken fingers from your backpack boobytrap to more than likely and/or ideally, ceasing to be alive
Stuff like that is why i luv this game
Wow, how is THIS what makes me laugh harder than anything in years? Oh fuck this is gold.
Based Jim! Absolutely based.
YES! SPESMANS!
Earth does make noise to the extent that when you're not on it the lack of Earth Sound starts chipping at your sanity
To arm the nuke you need to take the key card to someplace cold
So Tex, is Van Zanht a reference in any way to Major Van Zanht from the AVP game?
Or is it purely from that texas small town?
Mostly the town.
I almost choked on my food when Tex said Spesos, that's great.
Truly Jim was fun.
Seeing and feeling the space station play this smooth... it feels amazing and all kinds of weird and wrong all at once.
Jester my bro you made this vid good to see you still playing ❤❤❤
Ok but this is actually an endearing story about friendship
Carrots on pizza sounds like a war crime.
"I am seven whole smart!"
Dr. Christmas, is that you?
7 smart is FAR more betterer than dumb 7 safety factor. 😂
It is noted.
Mr. Tex, my Highschool cafeteria pizza back then used to taste like cough syrup and microwave pasta. It was pain
Randy and Jim will return in PLANETSCREAM 2
David Atenburoge voice: "That off handed comment led to the extinction of all monkeys on the planet."
Organic free range nuke should be on a shirt.
This was very entertaining thank you for the dopamine
Silly Checkers! TV static is the stars screaming at us!
I hope Jim's mixtape isnt downloadable anywhere... To much fire for me.
This was fucking hilarious
ooh Tex did Eve online? Missed that one
always have 2 laser pistols, not just 1
The planet scream channel
random nuke
Tex borrowing the same attitude from the traveller game regarding doomsday devices
Artifact, where are you?
Tex's fire mix tape
SPACE STATION 14 FOREVER!!! 🤪👍
Jim was nice
Moar sphessmans is always good. May check this out. Too many tyr/ant weirdoes on SS13 these days.
Always, unfortunately. Trying to learn a role there will almost always end poorly because someone doing MUH ROLEPLAAAY
8:40 does this actually fucking work? Amazing 😂🤣
i dont like how the sprites are offset- WAIT ITS NOT TILE BASED?!?!!? this is heresy...
It looks goofy until you play it and then your mind can never go back
welcome to the future old man
I don't know the math but I'm pretty sure the amount of force to go from 1 to 2 on the scale is not the sam
e to go from 15 to 16.
What a great Dump, Jim was the dumpiest. He dumped hard. Dump on BPL...dump on. HAWKMEN!!! DUMMMP!
That wooden handle shouldn't conduct electricity tho.
Maybe it was an asian style pizza with shredded carrots, duck and green onions with dark savory sauce?
How active is this game? I downloaded the open beta from steam but I still gotta register, used to play a lot of ss13
depends on the servers, i only played the official wizards servers and they have two near full 80 people servers at any given time and like 3-4 other empty(-er) ones
There's the English and Russian sides.
English, it's mostly Wizden, Frontier and Delta V, all of which are regularly populated (Wizden having normally the max of 80 on their LRP servers and half on the MRP one, Frontier can go up to 64 people at peak hours, the maximum on the server, and Delta V, depends, but also has a lot of people).
Russian, I don't know, but I know that it's probably even more popular than the English side for some reason.
@@FunnyStripes i wish frontier had more people, the whole ship focus thing is what the new engine does best so far, but the way the server is ran makes it feel like nothing but wasted potential
this is probably a dumb question but why would you get electrocuted with a wooden axe handle? lol
I wish SS 14 didn't have this weird line of sight shadow thing, looks awful and is irritating.
you all RP like you are the AI that cant remember what it said 2 min ago so it just keep changing subjects
First! Happy Holidays all!
Merry Christmas!
somehow i got unsubbed from you this year...idk how i live and breath SS13
I wasn't expecting to see Jester here, let alone helping you out coincidentally. They used to be an avid Wizden player. Don't see them around there anymore. Great player to be around!
Commenting for the algorithm boost. Praise Z0rg.