Space Station 14: Just Because, A traitor story

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • #ss14 #spacestation14 #blackpantslegion
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity.
    However, byond is old as an engine, is limited in its own ways, and largely prevented a number of people from joining in. And thus, there was Space Station 14 - which is free and on steam! This open source monster replicates the madness and is the early version of what promises to be many decades of stupid just like its sire.
    Join me in Space Station 14 friends. Be farty spacemen.
    Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
    Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicso...
    or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com or possibly the library of congress! Yes, they have music!
    Follow BPL on Patreon if you like throwing money into a dumpster and lighting it on fire while laughing - / bpltex

Комментарии • 71

  • @QuietGiant
    @QuietGiant 8 месяцев назад +59

    "Man, that monkey had a lot of booze on him" And "When life gives you lemons, fry 'em" are guaranteed to make me giggle at random intervals today.

  • @Immoralsalvage
    @Immoralsalvage 8 месяцев назад +13

    The Robot is 7 Safe. Upon hearing that my brain screaming "Oh god dammit who let Doctor Christmas build a fucking Robit."

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 8 месяцев назад +2

      I could see Doc Christmas come up with "flexible" rules for the robot's behaviour, claiming it's more natural than any "rigid" rules to govern its behaviour... and then the robot just goes crazy, kills a bunch of people and catches fire randomly.

  • @julianjanczyk9041
    @julianjanczyk9041 8 месяцев назад +18

    Happy Birthday Tex! Praise Zorg!

  • @louther1213
    @louther1213 8 месяцев назад +19

    The christmas dump is one of my highlights for the year

  • @turdfurguson553
    @turdfurguson553 8 месяцев назад +26

    I tried learning ss13 but could never really get things down. I’m going to have to try again with ss14 now. Watching this has given me the itch

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 8 месяцев назад +15

      Getting things down is such a foreign concept to me in ss13. I just "yes and" everything I come across.
      My very first game I walked into the bar and got invited to play Russian roulette.
      First guy goes
      *click*
      Hands me the gun
      "I'm feeling good about this one"
      *BLAM*

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheZigzagmanI'm a fan of the Colonial Marines server myself.
      But I got sad when they removed the APC because I really liked Vehicle Operator.

    • @Morriaphant
      @Morriaphant 8 месяцев назад +1

      I played ss13 for a single round. Had no idea what I was doing, UI was a mess... played ss14 for a round. Picked up the controls way faster. Still didn't know what I was doing though

    • @rickastley7522
      @rickastley7522 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ss14 has been pretty painless for me to pick up. Hail Science.

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 3 месяца назад

      Join ussssss....

  • @redactedc1928
    @redactedc1928 8 месяцев назад +26

    That was ridiculously cool. Holy crap I'm feeling this.

  • @Xalerdane
    @Xalerdane 8 месяцев назад +27

    19:12 Tex, you’re supposed to turn random animals into _hot dogs,_ not burgers.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 8 месяцев назад +10

      No, in SS13 (and theoretically 14) burger is like a form of entropy. All things eventually break down into Burger form (and pizza).

    • @America_Yea
      @America_Yea 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wouldn't that be loaf?

    • @squatchhammer7215
      @squatchhammer7215 8 месяцев назад +1

      You forgot about the hotdurger

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Mystery burger" sounds cool. Hot dogs made from random animals are just called hot dogs.

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 8 месяцев назад

      Instructions unclear, made burgdogs out of 'animal'.

  • @BurningSpear213
    @BurningSpear213 8 месяцев назад +5

    This was one of those all-time classic Checkers traitor/chef rounds. The prospect of force-feeding someone rotten meat until they drop over dead reminds me of why I got into SS13.

  • @EricDKaufman
    @EricDKaufman 8 месяцев назад +6

    Happy Birthday Tex?!?!?!? Yaaaahhhh!!! Not the Messiah we need, but the one we want.

  • @elijahsnow3119
    @elijahsnow3119 8 месяцев назад +5

    The Randolph P Checkers solutions to restaurant management are intriguing

  • @amorphoussolid8512
    @amorphoussolid8512 8 месяцев назад +3

    7 is safe! It has a safety factor of 7. Merry Mr. Christmas.

  • @Mourningstar-kc7ft
    @Mourningstar-kc7ft 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m looking for something a little more subtle” immediately gets explosives 😂

  • @vanguze
    @vanguze 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tex you slipping constantly hahaha I couldn't breathe. Thank you friend.

  • @zalseon4746
    @zalseon4746 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ngl i loved being a traveling assistant band. sad i died by the exploding corpse of a ninja but that's SS14 lmao

  • @undefined40
    @undefined40 8 месяцев назад +4

    OK, may come late depending on when you recorded that vid, but: Happy B-Day, Tex!

  • @death13a
    @death13a 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂 Deep Fried Beating Heart of America! 😅

  • @Jack-wy4cg
    @Jack-wy4cg 7 месяцев назад +1

    i love how near the end another traitor appears and uses the code word old fashioned and you had just forgotten them by that point lol.

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 8 месяцев назад +1

    That cyborg has a safety factor of SEVEN!

  • @a.gravemistake3061
    @a.gravemistake3061 7 месяцев назад +1

    I like that tex's idea of subtle is just a smaller bomb

  • @anotherdamnguardsman6342
    @anotherdamnguardsman6342 8 месяцев назад +1

    Happy late Birthday, Tex, thanks for the great year of entertainment!

  • @brianhenry152
    @brianhenry152 8 месяцев назад +1

    35:09 I laughed way too hard at this!

  • @clownofwar
    @clownofwar 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ah the good feels when i see these videos, happy birthday Tex.

  • @tapioperala3010
    @tapioperala3010 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh, this is what divorce feels"
    Oh man! :D :D :D
    I'll sure be using this :D

  • @Llangion
    @Llangion 8 месяцев назад

    Bomber man's Tex is awesome

  • @iSirLincoln
    @iSirLincoln 8 месяцев назад +1

    My greatest engineering fail is letting a singulos loose. I spent like five rounds watching it get setup, then forgot the shields when I tired it. I felt so bad lmao.

  • @splendidgraph48
    @splendidgraph48 8 месяцев назад

    This guy sounds like the guy in the “capital material” advert in goonstation13 in radio office

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 8 месяцев назад

    Merry orbitmass Tex. Whenever that may have been.
    Nice of you to bring your own candles.

  • @TheDarkangelofshadow
    @TheDarkangelofshadow 8 месяцев назад +1

    I see you surveillance bug, and I want you to say hi to whatever agency put me on their list

  • @CannedLemurs
    @CannedLemurs 8 месяцев назад +2

    I want to get into this game lol, my pea-brain probably couldn't handle all the new roles, rules, and controls though.

    • @sporqisback400
      @sporqisback400 8 месяцев назад +1

      I encourage you to try it out! You don't need much prerequisite info, just jump into a passenger role and chill in the public areas, you'll pick up a lot literally just treating it like a text based game until you feel more comfortable manipulating the world lol

  • @boomboompow1249
    @boomboompow1249 8 месяцев назад

    15:46 that mouse got terminated

    • @Strill_
      @Strill_ 8 месяцев назад

      I'm disappointed he didn't assemble it into a mouse burger.

  • @Septagonbullet
    @Septagonbullet 8 месяцев назад +2

    Praise Z0RG!

  • @godgaveyouhands2848
    @godgaveyouhands2848 8 месяцев назад

    you can right click in combat mode to do a wide swing with weapons, and shift click to inspect and see damage values

  • @miinyoo
    @miinyoo 8 месяцев назад +1

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!? HBT!

  • @Saraieth
    @Saraieth 8 месяцев назад +1

    18:05 remember boys and girls. Not only is it OK to fuck things up, we all expect you to fuck things up.

  • @brayachdragonbane7529
    @brayachdragonbane7529 8 месяцев назад

    R. P. Checkers THE FRYMAN!!!!

  • @Cheletiba
    @Cheletiba 8 месяцев назад

    If I was ever going to play SS14, I would specifically be a guy who sneaks up behind people and say "Hey hows it going? Lets hang out, lets be besties! I certainly will not take your organs!"

  • @Technoris
    @Technoris 8 месяцев назад

    Happy birthday Tex

  • @neudaiz
    @neudaiz 8 месяцев назад

    I missed the birthday stream because it was my birthday too. Funny.

  • @GenxAltered
    @GenxAltered 8 месяцев назад

    🎉

  • @pan2990
    @pan2990 3 месяца назад

    Pug-grinder

  • @therakshasan8547
    @therakshasan8547 8 месяцев назад

    H B Tex . I hope you have a of more of them .

  • @amediocrefan748
    @amediocrefan748 5 месяцев назад

    I feel sad that I know that the song at 22:12 is anchors aweigh.

  • @chrischase2508
    @chrischase2508 8 месяцев назад +1

    mmm tasty and succulent monkey meat, complete with pre marination by booze

  • @paladinstar
    @paladinstar 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hap birf late or early

  • @morales6224
    @morales6224 8 месяцев назад

    This video is the sentence: Act like you belong and everyone will believe you.

  • @andrewstewart1464
    @andrewstewart1464 8 месяцев назад

    Literal mutilated monkey meat lol
    Happy Birthday Tex!

  • @Ozymandias2x
    @Ozymandias2x 8 месяцев назад

    I tried Applebees honey mustard once. It tasted like earwax. It was by far the worst sauce of any type I had ever had.

  • @sebastianthomsen2225
    @sebastianthomsen2225 8 месяцев назад

    🤣😊👍

  • @Guts-the-Berserker
    @Guts-the-Berserker 8 месяцев назад

    Looking forward to finding BPL14 in the server list next time I get the itch to play! I've mostly played DeltaV(esp before it was acalled that) but switched to Frontier after the admins started giving special treatment to their friends and banning a mime for pranks. 😂🤡🍿 BPL based server is going to be amazing though.
    15:00 Amongus is just a terrible rip off of John Carpenter's The Thing & Spacestation13

  • @last_methbender6306
    @last_methbender6306 8 месяцев назад +4

    First comment. Praise zorg.

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 8 месяцев назад +1

      May we all burn in Zorg's nuclear fire

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 8 месяцев назад

    should I send Tex a cake?
    Reality Melting "Goodness"
    Morticia the Raccoon
    7 is not safe, Dr Christmas taught us that
    Always be paranoid
    Find the right console NOOB
    Tex had a dream he exploded

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 8 месяцев назад

    ImposTex!?

  • @AppalachianHermit
    @AppalachianHermit 8 месяцев назад

    Borgers

  • @earlofpants
    @earlofpants 8 месяцев назад

    this is what the real men subscribed for

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman 8 месяцев назад

    Merry Texmas to all, and to all a knife fight.