Space Station 13 - 25 ExaWatts
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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In today's episode of Space Station 13, Tex decides to improve on the concept of *THE* *SUN* *ITSELF.*
OOO suns are cool
Turbosun
NO SUN!
The Sun 2, Plasmatic boogaloo.
Inquisitor Titus "And on this, the eve of my 40,000 straight Exterminatus, I am happy to announce, my retirement."
"The burn patches are burning"
Most telling, that statement
Living up to their name I see.
That feeling when you harness a never ending nuclear explosion to power your funny cat picture servers.
the advancement of technology and engineering is all in service to dumb internet memes and silly cat pictures dontcha know.
I mean, isn't that the ultimate goal of nuclear fusion? Eternal cat memes?
Solar panels are just convoluted fusion reactors, change my mind.
Easily, because there are no fusion reactions taking place within a solar panel it cannot be called a fusion reactor. Basic science, my dude.
Elijah Grimm Takes energy from the sun broski, it’s just a really long range fusion reactor.
When you hit the 34 EW mark, your hot loop was an amazing 194,104,000,000,000,000 K or 194 Quintillion K, hotter than the universe at 0.0001s of existence. Very spicy!
Science is terrifying
Umm at that heat you could have feed the engine a gas giant and it would have shrugged
@@baerlyhuman1300 At that heat, hecking PROTONS stop existing. Beyond there being no chemical matter left in that space, there would be no *mass*. Just... energy.
praise z0rg
FIRE BURN
"Just a friendly little engine run..."
*proceeds to rewrite the known laws of thermodynanics, generating the theoretical power of every star in the milky way galaxy*
"Why is the pen on fire...."
look, sometimes you even surprise yourself
"The fire extinguisher catches on fire!"
Ironic, he could save others but not himself.
I do like the tales where Checkers can go the distance with his engine, and make it back home to gran's safe and sound.
The ending with "Me an the boys" was my favorite part
In any game (or in real life, if it comes to that), I want Tex as my engineer....
Massive explosion: "All's well"
Engineering compartment decompresess: "We're not going to worry about that"
Fourteen pipes rupture: "We don't need those, it's fine"
That's the kind of confidence you want running your engine that generates more power than the entire history of civilization, many times over
I'm just immagining what would happen if the engine had been hotwired that round. Its a mix of either people exploding when they try hacking a door or some mad man with power gloves throwing lighting bolts at everything
i agree with your love of telescience. my most fun round ever was a low pop real slow late night round on tg, i set up cameras and crew monitor in the room and i saved everyone who died seconds after they dropped and popped them straight in front of cryo. i also stole nearly everything on the station even things people were passing to each other, i was so fast watching cameras for an item on the floor checking nearby crew locations triangulating the item position from that and teleporting it away i could get it before the other person could pick it up. the bartender was especially mad since i kept taking all the drinks as soon as they hit the table. i was only stopped when the ai got mad i stole the captains body after he loggedout/suicided.
Telescience is magic.
i was neo this round, i didn’t realize you were on youtube until sam pointed it out that i was in a video ^^ wanted to mention that the can that you were worried about was actually just filled with plasma, no weird mixes i swear. i usually fill the spares so that we can use the extra plasma cans in storage for the cold loop, but sorry for not saying anything, i usually do my setup alone. also, it was hilarious that paget robbed the captain and in the end no one actually had stolen our money
25 EW works out to about a 5.975 Gt nuke going off every second Tex. Congrats on harnessing the power needed to destroy planets.
Also the max you hit near 41 EW works out to about 9.8 Gt.
Neat!
@@theblackpantslegion 25 Exawatts is about 143 times the amount of energy that the Earth recieves from the sun each second.
The fact this beauty was not hotwired will haunt me in my dreams, and I hope you too.
The power is so great that any and all conductive metal within 27 light-years shoots lightning
That could power 20,661,157,024 time machines. Great scott!
Now you have to divide that number by [Mass of station]/[Mass of Delorean] and you would know how many Space Stations you could send through time. Though I would suggest to have enough energy for a shield, so you can safely look at the end of the universe.
The reason they used that particular number, 1.21 GW was that is typically what we see being produced at most full sized commercial nuclear reactors in the US. When I first started working at one every morning meeting would display a number of important numbers one was power output for previous day half the room would have to suppress a chuckle.
Well, that was a wild ending. Went from crowded shuttle to empty shuttle in one second.
Just another Day on ss13
That was amazing, easily over 50 ExaWatts, Amazing ending as well
"anything else is just gravy"
proceeds to overflow with gravy.
You should probably consider checking the Gene Booth every once in a while for heat resistance.
Last time I saw the captain steal the station's money it was to buy me a new body after Science turned me into a slime.
I happened to be a traitor with no objectives so I figured the captain had simply made a very powerful ally, and gave him a lightsaber to protect himself from the mobs now rampaging for his blood.
"Sauron has sent his Moneywraiths for the cash." Lord of the Engineering Money.
Lord of the Extortion Rings
@@Ozymandias2x perfect.
as an engie thats blown up the station twice its good to hear that explosions are part of the process
they are absolutely part of the process
HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE DISCOVERS THE IGNITION TEMPERATURE OF SPACE-TIME.........or at least I assume that's the objective here. Is this how Z0rg religion reaches it's endgame?
Praise Z0RG
And then build an engine that runs on burning spacetime.
I was the dweeby miner for this round; listening to the department chatter as you melted space-time was An Experience. Still kind of regret not trying to mine the nanite asteroid and dooming us all.
Tex bee station gave an overhaul on the chef yesterday they improved sandwitches and added ribs and more cakes
Bee station intrigues me. I heard its an interesting place.
BlackPantsLegion i reccomend bee station it is the best in my opinion
@@theblackpantslegion I agree with them, bee has a great community, and the greytiders usually have cool gimmiks
@@swiftarrow1174 Bee is also full of shitter noobs and shitmins. But that just makes it all the more fun because the shitmins join in the fun. Obviously some people dont like it when they die. But those people are salty and should play another server or codebase then. Bee has an MedRP server for those people who dont like LowRP run w/noobs.
@@npswm1314 I hope they manage to fix the LTP invasion of MRP.
I should dropby to mine and save the head's pets.
You capped out at a bit over 40 ExaWatts unless I misheard. At 37 When you went to talking about Kelvin and absolute 0.
eh, 25 exawatts has a better ring to it
@@theblackpantslegion 25.21 Jiggawatz!
The highest I saw on screen was 41 and a bit.
At the rate of power output and the sheer heat being produced, im quite surprised the entire station wasnt melting down or spontaneously combusting in large swaths.
At the very least you'd think the engine would break down long before it reached 32 ExaWatts of power.
And speaking of power, Im surprised the SMES and APCs didnt literally EXPLODE from the sheer input being fed through them from the reactor~ but hey, its gotta be playable somehow~
"So, AI, tell me, why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Solve that one for me buddy..."
congratulations on another marvelous hellburn good sir!
Thank you kindly!
When Tex says he doesn't think a hellburn is going to happen is when you know to get the heat shields.
I must say, your CE videos have given me a new appreciation for burn meds. (as a doctor, I sometimes try to leave some extra burn meds for Engineering)
A few people really cracked me up on this round in the background. The A.I. and Pagat Weeter had me in stitches.
the background characters are so very special
I'm going to go watch all of your engineer runs. That needs a playlist of it own.
On today's episode of uncle Tex teaches dangerous skills:
Imagine being that sec officer and the guy you fined opens a door to the vacuum of space and you immediately get 2nd degree burns from heat leaking out.
Opening the airlock and getting blasted with heat.
From space.
A Vacuum.
William Kelvin spinning in his grave.
Love the song at the end!!
Thanks man
"Also he's on fire. Maybe we should help." _(Both leave.)_
Out of my options of things to watch to wind down for bed, I chose this. I believe I have made a good choice.
1:08:24 Is that someone getting gibbed by the PTL that I am hearing in the background? Ahh, The sounds of life (leaving someones body incredibly violently).
Can we just take a moment and appreciate how literally "Me and the Bois" were just chilling, and then the shuttle fucking exploded, killing most of them except Checkers?
Like
That's fucking golden
That's space station 13
The idea of Shitcurity sitting there writing you a ticket, as the engine blazes hotter than the big bang behind you, for calling him Three Dumb, is just peak shitcurity.
I had no idea whats going on, but i enjoyed every second
I wanna play this game because of this video
That conclusion though. Flying a shuttle with a cargo compartment full of chunky ragu back to civilization.
Darn, and I thought my 43 terawatt SM engine was good. Heckin goongineers!
Join goon. Make engine go boom. Repeat.
Tex casually matching the power intensity of a FEDERATED SUN :P
Power is power
I'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray
VERY REASONABLY SO
Tex is underestimating the amount of power the engine produced in the title. I think because he was distracted with a pump when I saw the reading.
Spoiler down below.
The highest I saw was 40.133 EW at 1:17:03
love that filk music, i used to play Firestorm Armada and my fave ship I named Dawson's Christian
They should honestly make Petawatts and Exawatts possible on the PTL
And also make Exawatts start disitegrating Walls floor near the beam
Since I have been watching these, I have been playing ss13 and I love it. Hail cargoina... Praise Zorg
UNLIMITED POWER *Palpatine screams*
hahahaha, what an ending! "Just another day in Space Station 13"
Tex is channeling the Bob Ross real hard in the beginning of this episode.
I never thought that watching someone else play a game would've been so entertaining. I love watching these episodes, especially playing as a Wizard, casting "Clown's Revenge". I lose my shit every time.
The burn patches caught fire. Ironic.
Yet another banger from the bpl (both figuratively and physically :D)
Also, nice attempt at the sun mk.2
Sir he wasn't attepting. He was doing. a sun mk2. but in the form of a singular generator
Had to listen to this when I saw the thumbnail for the video.
I don't know if I really feel this whole turbowatts thing.
I usually set up a "good enough" engine to just power the station, unless I'm antag and want to electrocute the whole crew or kill people through walls with a railgun. Anything beyond that is just a dick measuring contest.
That may be the problem with goongeneering though - Goon atmos is nerfed into the ground to the point that engineers are not needed anywhere outside the engine room, because low pressures and weak spacewind are non-threats and any crewman can patch up hull breaches without breaking a sweat. To me it's kind of sad to see in a game all about player interaction, because players get less incentive to leave their man-caves.
The Man cave issue is far worse on /tg/ in my opinion. Science staying in their pit clicking on a screen, etc.
@@theblackpantslegion in my opinion, in tg the caveman issue is only present in science
I love that song at the end!
You made it, you were a type 1 civ for a bit there.. now... to get to type 2
At 1:16:34, the engine reached 13 MILLION TIMES HOTTER than the sun's core.
Carmen Miranda's Ghost 01 is a pretty damn good end credit song! :o
Congrats, your hellburn approached a sizeable fraction of the power output of a really small star's luminosity, or the output of a really large hydrogen bomb every second (think Castle Bravo, not Tsar Bomba though, that's in the yottawatt range).
As a /tg/ pleb myself, the SM does have a high maintenance setup, that is the anomaly engine. Fill the engine with CO2, and try your best to neutralize any anomalies you see until a pyro anomaly inevitably shows up in the engine chamber and sets the crystal on fire. Sure, it doesn't get up to exawatt levels of crazy power, but it's still good fun.
Or you could just, you know, turn the holodeck atmos burn sim into a TEG setup, that could happen too.
You need science to invent you some kind of super-cooling suit, like terminator armour.
Using the atmos scanners on gas canisters shows you the mix of it you can also upgrade the scanner with a cartridge to scan gas nix and tempature at a distance. Very good hell burn sir.
I must say this is surprisingly entertaining just found this whilst listening to... R34 stuff.. don't question it
I've no idea what I was listening too
Holy shit I was in that round thought join on tail end of that round and was one of the people who got blow up on that bomb
Not sure if I played Goonstation or TG, but I do remember learning quite a bit about Genetics and having a lot of fun with that.
Randolph Percival Checkers, Esquire tries to explain that everything is okay. Meanwhile, everyone is playing fart noises and "Amazing Grace" on bagpipes.
I'm new to watching SS13, but this seems normal already
Space Paranoids! Citizen, your clearance is now Red I have a mission in Green for you to accomplish, good luck.
"'Heck and frick', that's outrageous fucking outrageous" lmao
That moment when you try to look up Telescience shenanigans, and you are confronted with guides up the wazoo
telescience is a deep well of madness
1.73 × 10^17 W would be in the upper petawatt range, it is equivelent to the amount of power the amount of power the surface of earths atmosphere recieves from the sun in a year(? not sure on the time scale, the research paper I looked up didn't actually specify so that period of time is a guess) where as a few zetawatts is the luminosity of the wolf 359 star at its surface and several yottawatts is the luminosity of the sun at its surface (3.86×10^26W - Luminosity of the Sun). Which is weird since your hotloop temperature is on the order of magnitude of the earliest era of matter immediately after the big bang.
He seems to be doing ok... this relieves my fears.
Did... did I just watch an hour and a half of Checkers just watching engine display panels?
and creating more power than earth receives by a factor of about 250
Bob Ross of SS13
I guess.
Ethics Gradient is an AI from a The Culture series of novels who traditionally give themselves rather... colorful names.
lol the fire extinguisher is on fire.
Oh, Tex, now I want some bacon!!! Glorious BACON indeed!
Being fan of big numbers and going overkill, tis be pretty gud.
Also, Hellburn.. has a nice ring to it~
Thanks bud. I enjoy your work immensely. A ss13 Doom mod might be worth it . . . just saying
@@theblackpantslegion I'd love to, but I think I am too much of a dum-dum to pull that off on my own, and I don't wanna pull my big-brained friends' too much into whatever ventures I am getting at these days, unless they'll want to join themselves. Maybe if I'll get more big-brained myself and have all the time in the world... ah, that'd be amazing.
However, I am working on things. New and shiny things. Possibly fun things, I am yet to determine that. I've been having your voiceacting offer in the back of my mind regarding one project, but it's on backburner now (of course). I don't like making false promises on getting things done, being one of those old-fashioned farts who like to have the things considerably done before showing it off, if applicable. If I'll get some more considerable progress on it to actually poke you about it, you'll know, though!
Hi from MT, Tex. Love the new outro track, it is a great addition to the collection. Reminds me of Marty Robinson. I mean alot of them do. My Granpa and I used to sit and watch football with the t.v. muted and Marty in the background. His favorite was 'The Master's Call'. I always tear up a bit when I hear it. Congrats on 25 EW by the way. Found my copies of that game I was blabbering about. I'm gonna see if I can't get it to work AND broadcast. Sorry I dumped that on you, needed to get it off my chest. And PLEASE don't EVER feel like you gotta respond or address anything I send. I do enjoy hearing from you, but it ain't your job nor your problem. Most of it is me just jack jawing anyway. But thanks Tex for what you do. I'm sorry that it ain't worth much.
I enjoy responding though. Hope Montana's doing well
@@theblackpantslegionWe seem to be fairly o.k. Got folks looking to float the rivers and the bars are opening back up. But schools are still shut on their own power. And I meant Marty ROBINS early.
Should have redirected all that heat into sec :D! I would have liked to see them scream IT BURNNN AHHH EVERYTHING IS BURNINGGGG! lol
What happened? Did the stars align or are you continuously fine-tuning your setup?
Experiment. Adapt. overcome.
The equipment this company has though cannot be faulted, it's generating more power than a sun and not melting down, according to other comments, it later generates more heat and energy than the beginning of existence.
That's some quality engineering right there.
That's one hot tamale.
The engine has harnessed the power of beetlgeuse
You can't just... rewrite the laws of physics and the continuity of the universe...
People like Tex make playng niche online games like SpaceStation13 so much fun. Sure, you can read the manual, but it isn't the same as someone bringing you in on the joke, showing you the ropes and turning you into a proper murderhobo hire for Nanotrasen.
I enjoy niche games for two reasons:
1. Nobody paid me to say something about them because there's no money in it. Meaning I can be honest and enjoy the experience
2. They're goddamn good games
@@theblackpantslegion if anything, knowing the SS13 crowd, you probably get a lot of flak.
Fallen in love with your content man!
I like it myself, but I'm biased
was the highmark not about 40 EW?? or did my eyes deceive me...
I find my thing is a mix of botany and Chaplain. Botany is super chill and I like growing food for everyone, and it helps that I'm beginning to garden IRL. Chaplain is great because I can RP my "good cult" that is my characters religion.
"You're three dumb".. I lost it :D :D :D
1:33:57
‘We did it crew’
‘we saved the station’
*muh sides*
That's kinda what I do
The sun striking the earth gives off a total of 174 PW. You are harvesting the total output striking the earth of about 250 suns with that energy.
Well that's because I'm cool and know how science works. Kinda. Sometimes.
MORE POWA BABY!
Maybe Tex can show us cooking with hellburns i love to see one day.
For those of you who may confused about Exawatts, an Exawatt is 1e+18 watts, or 1*10^18 watts. 1*10^18 is also called ONE QUINTILLION. An exawatt is ONE QUINTILLION, and Pants had 25 OF THOSE, or in total TWENTY-FIVE QUINTILLION WATTS. Just a little math for people who don't know how much power Pants had.
Oh, and I can't understand kWh for shart so I WANTED to make a comparison between how much Pants had, and how much the world consumes in a year. If someone could help, that would be golden.
Because Cargonia has never been insane, Shirley.
Shirley: The Clown just emagged a sec crate!
If I talk about ss13 enough, another surge of assistants will flood Goonstation and give sec something to do.
Ethics Gradient is the name of a ship in Iain M. Banks' Culture series lol Top notch name for an AI