Space Station 14: A very normal cargo shift on "Moose" Station

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • #ss14 #spacestation14 #blackpantslegion
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity.
    However, byond is old as an engine, is limited in its own ways, and largely prevented a number of people from joining in. And thus, there was Space Station 14 - which is free and on steam! This open source monster replicates the madness and is the early version of what promises to be many decades of stupid just like its sire.
    Join me in Space Station 14 friends. Be farty spacemen.
    Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
    Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicso...
    or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com or possibly the library of congress! Yes, they have music!
    Follow BPL on Patreon if you like throwing money into a dumpster and lighting it on fire while laughing - / bpltex

Комментарии • 52

  • @MrGrimsmith
    @MrGrimsmith 8 месяцев назад +55

    Tex answering the eternal question of "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Not after you've fed it an MRE, no.

  • @lennybjorowitz4256
    @lennybjorowitz4256 8 месяцев назад +51

    Tex is the harbinger of passive chaos.

    • @coreyholland6048
      @coreyholland6048 8 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed! That's why we love him though?

    • @BalthusHomewood
      @BalthusHomewood 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think the term for passive chaos is "entropy" 😅

    • @Nathan_Talisien
      @Nathan_Talisien 8 месяцев назад +2

      He also brings active chaos.
      And joy.
      And burgers.
      (I peeked over his shoulder at the cargo manifest.)

  • @Alex-ip1dn
    @Alex-ip1dn 8 месяцев назад +26

    "We could order pizzas, but instead I'll order MREs" 😂

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 8 месяцев назад +7

      Knowing NT they both probably made of styrofoam and wood pulp.

  • @TheDownrankTrain
    @TheDownrankTrain 8 месяцев назад +53

    We have found a... "Cargo Yacht" (Very clearly a pirate ship they stole)

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 8 месяцев назад +12

      Strategically Acquired, not stole

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 8 месяцев назад +13

      Pirate ship? No that's clearly a Proactive Inventory Recovery and Acquisitions Team ship or P.I.R.A.T. ship for short.

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 8 месяцев назад +10

      On a side note, SS14 servers really taking advantage of the new spaceflight mechanics is really cool to see. Can't wait to see what can be done with Colonial Marines

    • @lhrosts7082
      @lhrosts7082 8 месяцев назад

      @@TheDownrankTrain I think there's a Russian CM server which is pretty well populated.

    • @FunnyStripes
      @FunnyStripes 8 месяцев назад +3

      The "yacht" is quite clearly a Praeda from Frontier Station! A Praeda operated and owned by pirates, but still!

  • @Degaetus
    @Degaetus 8 месяцев назад +34

    I'm loving all the spessman content. I even started playing SS14. I have yet to survive a shift, but there are already glorious stories of wild incompetence and banging stations HARD with cargo shuttles, just as God intended. *gasp*

    • @weeeeelp
      @weeeeelp 8 месяцев назад +1

      SS14 is great, I find myself choosing it over SS13 these days. Glad to see it keeps getting content.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 8 месяцев назад +13

    "They have no idea what they're doing, and neither do I" --Tex, 2023

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 8 месяцев назад +12

    "Let's see if the bear likes Nutri-Brick..." Tex, when I lived in downtown Ketchikan, I watched a bear knock down a trash can across the street and *_it ate a used diaper._* They are, to put it mildly, not picky.

  • @AppalachianHermit
    @AppalachianHermit 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Randy, are you lost in space???" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 8 месяцев назад +3

    SS13 (or SS14) is the quintessential BPL content. It's just very laid back goofing around, sometimes things work out, sometimes you forcefeed a bear an MRE and sometimes you just get shot randomly for vague reasons.
    And whatever happens, Tex just sits there and laughs his ass off. As it should be.
    God I love this channel.

  • @Born_Yashish
    @Born_Yashish 8 месяцев назад +11

    What's behind this flood of videos?
    Not complaining, just want to know what conditions I should be thankful to.

    • @RadicalKattastrophe
      @RadicalKattastrophe 8 месяцев назад +8

      As the intro states. It's the Christmas Dump!

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 8 месяцев назад +11

      The BPL does a yearly X-mas dump. Good times. Tex makes it a fundraiser for things like Toys for Tots, or St. Judes Children Hospital.
      Good man, Tex. Proud of him.

    • @Born_Yashish
      @Born_Yashish 8 месяцев назад +6

      My vision is rather poor so I don't read intro. Thanks for clarifying.
      Raising money for charities is very virtuous. Good man.

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 8 месяцев назад

      crizmus

  • @rylian21
    @rylian21 8 месяцев назад +7

    Oh man, I laughed hard. What a way to go out.

  • @sebastianthomsen2225
    @sebastianthomsen2225 8 месяцев назад +4

    🤩love the ss14 x-mas videos! 😊👍🎄

  • @Ottertuber
    @Ottertuber 8 месяцев назад +1

    these ss14 vids have been the best holiday gifts!

  • @spiceweasel4370
    @spiceweasel4370 8 месяцев назад +1

    How could we ever be soo blessed to receive soo many ss14 videos?

  • @talonfoulker6563
    @talonfoulker6563 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just started playing this a few nights ago on frontier station ! Hope to see ya mister checkers

  • @FunnyStripes
    @FunnyStripes 8 месяцев назад

    1. If only ONE of the power wires of a door are cut, the door will shock anybody coming near it. No need to even interact with it, it'll just shock you soon as you go near. In that case, call engis and sec ASAP, unless you got insulos. Shocked doors means that some shittery or some synding is afoot.
    2. Budget gloves don't work by chance. They work based on spawn. What I mean is, it's not like, 50% works and 50% not, like the description implies. Some budgets actually work, some don't, and some even give you MORE damage than you'd take without.
    3. Selling maints stuff is discouraged if not illegal as cargo. You can do it in LRP if you want where most smaller rules like these are very loose, but know that in MRP you'll probably get bwoinked for it. Of course, exception being emergency situations, in which case selling anything not nailed down is excusable.

  • @nerofoxkrell
    @nerofoxkrell 8 месяцев назад +2

    I expected nothing less 😂 love ya tex

  • @Nathan_Talisien
    @Nathan_Talisien 8 месяцев назад +1

    "We have many, many sciences."
    Would you say you have a science factor of 7?

  • @malarkthemad4300
    @malarkthemad4300 8 месяцев назад +1

    Feeding bears military rations worked out fine for Wojtek and the 22nd Artillery Supply Company

  • @ZanTheFox
    @ZanTheFox 8 месяцев назад

    The mysteries of the monkey spawner. Nice job taking care of your salvage lads

  • @Atomize6
    @Atomize6 8 месяцев назад

    9:19 I haven't seen The Last Starfighter in a while. I should re-watch it sometime. Thanks for the reminder Tex.
    If that was some other tune, my apologies. It did also remind me of a part of the Superman theme.

  • @_hench__5251
    @_hench__5251 8 месяцев назад

    Pakled Cargo, nice.

  • @FaceIntoKeyboard
    @FaceIntoKeyboard 8 месяцев назад

    Just another day on Space Station 14...

  • @therakshasan8547
    @therakshasan8547 8 месяцев назад +1

    Does a bear poop in the woods ? Not when it has been eating MREs .

  • @agentsteve8263
    @agentsteve8263 8 месяцев назад

    I like how you decided to use budget insulated gloves instead of ordering some real ones

  • @GenxAltered
    @GenxAltered 8 месяцев назад

    i need MORE

  • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
    @Kwisatz-Chaderach 8 месяцев назад

    Speesmahn and Dwarf Fortress are the greatest games ever made.

  • @RockRanchCowboy
    @RockRanchCowboy 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tex, any chance all the old Rimworld videos come back or are they gone for good? I really liked "The Rise and Fall of the BPL Colony".
    Great Christmas dump as usual. Just wanted to say that you and your friend's work is appreciated. And the Magistratum Mundanus is hilarious, as is Traveler. In a crazy world it's good to hear a group of close friends just having fun with whatever they can come up with.
    Merry Christmas early.

  • @gawainjones7182
    @gawainjones7182 8 месяцев назад

    The problem with taco Tuesday is wet wipe Wednesday

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 8 месяцев назад

    Checkers is stealing Spuds McEngie! No! The Engineering mascot!

  • @ShagShaggio
    @ShagShaggio 8 месяцев назад

    I want Checkers to be my dad.
    Cheers!

  • @tssteelx
    @tssteelx 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ketchup stems from a sauce brought back from china. Thanks cooking through history!

  • @Schmidtstone
    @Schmidtstone 8 месяцев назад

    guys guys, he said among us.

  • @TheShadowBoi
    @TheShadowBoi 8 месяцев назад

    Let’s go again.

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 8 месяцев назад +1

    😎