Top Rope Tough guys (The Official Double Secret Directors Cut)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • From the original FILMMAKERS!!!!!
    So you like TRTG, and have watched it a lot. Well I bet you didn't know that there is an official directors cut right here.

Комментарии • 60

  • @bdamato99
    @bdamato99 6 лет назад +106

    The importance of wearing your seatbelt while belaying from the convertible cannot be overstated... great advice!

  • @MillerSean
    @MillerSean 10 лет назад +38

    I've been building my anchors all wrong.

  • @michaelguild
    @michaelguild 10 лет назад +12

    Man, I haven't top roped in 4 years. This was very helpful. Thanks doods! To think, all this time I've been doing sport and trad when I could've just been top roping...Man, I fucked up :(

  • @brandonsparks5786
    @brandonsparks5786 4 года назад +2

    That's frickin funny gents! I was crying with the assisted dyno!

  • @profd65
    @profd65 6 лет назад +2

    The joke falls flat.

  • @DarkSparkCannabis
    @DarkSparkCannabis 10 лет назад +147

    The assisted Dino... Some men chase dreams, others live them. It sucks knowing I will never be that good..

  • @aalendi
    @aalendi 9 лет назад +58

    Had I only known about the assisted dyno and skipping the bottom half of the climb, I'd have been on 14s by now.

  • @halflive3convirmed553
    @halflive3convirmed553 3 года назад +63

    The fact that this Video hasnt gone absolutely viral shocks me. An Absolute masterpiece of top rope culture

    • @dagarnertn
      @dagarnertn 2 месяца назад

      I don’t think this is the original post. I was laughing at this back in like 2010.

  • @curtisbailey2766
    @curtisbailey2766 4 года назад +24

    i just want y’all to know me and my homies did the assisted dyno today. 10/10 would recommend

  • @YesNoMaybeSometimes
    @YesNoMaybeSometimes 9 лет назад +42

    I'm actually a fan of the double boat anchor myself, each backed up with a 16-point system. It's all about redundancy. I mean go for one boat anchor, but just know that if it fails, you could be in for some serious trouble. Five Nine sells some really cool XXL carabiners that can fit around the master point.

  • @chuajarl
    @chuajarl 9 лет назад +38

    The assisted dyno. Hahahahaha

  • @noahpraver9521
    @noahpraver9521 2 года назад +11

    Top rope is the purest form of climbing by far

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 8 лет назад +25

    I heard this was featured in 'Down Climb' magazine.

  • @gimpdoctor8362
    @gimpdoctor8362 6 лет назад +13

    I mean whatever about taking a lead fall on a single piece, for those insane toprope falls you really have to make your system redundant. what if 13 pieces failed? Then you'd only have 2 left - super dangerous and risky. Better add another. Don't take risks with your life, you may as well free solo rather than use a 15 point anchor

  • @matteobucalossi596
    @matteobucalossi596 3 года назад +6

    spent a day at the crag today, perfecting the assisted dyno. great move, solid rewards

  • @dariusallison5333
    @dariusallison5333 7 лет назад +11

    The dude in the red shirt and white/silver petzl helmet seems like the ultimate memester. I bet he's constantly slowly saying funny ass shit that takes you a second to get, in a monotone voice. I'd kick it/climb with this guy any day, fsho

  • @OmmerSyssel
    @OmmerSyssel 7 лет назад +10

    Thx for sharing! Really helpfull instructions.. Which car did you use? My mother offers her pink BMW, is that recommendable?

    • @calumpiober1535
      @calumpiober1535 7 лет назад +5

      Would a Citroen C5 be as safe to use as a BMW? And what are the pros and cons of a convertible vs. saloon for top roping?

  • @josephastier7421
    @josephastier7421 Год назад +2

    Dangerous to rely on a single climbing rope to attach them all.

  • @melancholiaenshrinesalltriumph
    @melancholiaenshrinesalltriumph 3 года назад +16

    Top roping is a legitimate way to enjoy rock climbing. Pretending you're a hotshot on the bleeding edge is what's lame. Great Video.

  • @geddeslogan
    @geddeslogan 8 лет назад +6

    Does buddy in the red shirt just look baked and happy as fuck 24/7?

  • @vashusan1984
    @vashusan1984 3 года назад +6

    This is so amazing, never knew there was a director's cut!

  • @thermalbug
    @thermalbug 11 лет назад +15

    Wow! That was the best top roping tutorial I have ever seen! So many secrets revealed that I never thought of doing on top rope. I have been enlightened now! Thanks for sharing.

  • @R4ptor2
    @R4ptor2 3 месяца назад +1

    LMAO the assisted dyno!

  • @Bender711
    @Bender711 9 лет назад +6

    assisted dyno is the best move ever!

  • @chrisjones9467
    @chrisjones9467 6 лет назад +3

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's some great stuff, guys! Thanks for making my day!!!

  • @ChristopheGauvinGirard
    @ChristopheGauvinGirard Год назад +2

    THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN! THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION!!🎉

  • @deathtrap04
    @deathtrap04 Месяц назад

    Let’s go do some fucking top roping this video is the gold standard for comedy climbing films

  • @mw3515
    @mw3515 2 года назад +1

    The Real Adventurers of climbing!!

  • @josephastier7421
    @josephastier7421 Год назад

    Back in the day there were routes in Joshua Tree that you could belay from a car bumper.

  • @ericblackwell9254
    @ericblackwell9254 11 лет назад +2

    Living on the edge; or rather the side!

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ 2 года назад

    Fucking hysterical.

  • @angrybirder9983
    @angrybirder9983 2 года назад

    1:35 That's just aid climbing with extra steps.

  • @daytona81
    @daytona81 10 лет назад +2

    Nice Touchstone lead card. hahahahahaha

    • @SPCWhiteboy
      @SPCWhiteboy 8 лет назад

      That's what I was thinking LMFAO

  • @kinggchile
    @kinggchile 5 месяцев назад

    Dyno On! 😂😂😂

  • @joshhauer2404
    @joshhauer2404 4 года назад +1

    im a big fan of the 16 point cam nest personally

    • @m.b.372
      @m.b.372 3 года назад

      You would be, Josh

  • @ajohnson9605
    @ajohnson9605 2 года назад

    Gunning for an alpine start
    I was horse laughing 10 seconds in

  • @f.p.6116
    @f.p.6116 3 месяца назад

    I think this is the best climbing video out there, thanks for the great work.

  • @rh5907
    @rh5907 4 года назад +1

    This is classic!!!

  • @toasti1237
    @toasti1237 11 лет назад +3

    0:20, double and triple appearances of actors in the same shot. also, bad photoshop. :D

  • @adamhaas141
    @adamhaas141 Год назад

    I am humble before ye, oh Master Point.🙏

  • @ianfitzhughfitz
    @ianfitzhughfitz 6 месяцев назад

    Returning to the old texts for wisdom

  • @HsiawenHull
    @HsiawenHull 9 лет назад

    Holy crap I just pissed myself!

  • @balke7935
    @balke7935 4 года назад

    T-shirt ad here?! Lmao

  • @leon6777
    @leon6777 5 лет назад

    It's the ground up top rope

  • @AMM1998
    @AMM1998 4 года назад

    DYNO ON

  • @joseflittle4493
    @joseflittle4493 4 года назад

    legends

  • @nugzila4170
    @nugzila4170 5 лет назад

    LMAO

  • @calumpiober1535
    @calumpiober1535 7 лет назад

    LMCO!!

  • @AissaGulbrandsen
    @AissaGulbrandsen 9 лет назад

    LMAO!!!

  • @silenthicks
    @silenthicks 4 года назад

    as a boulderer I feel I missed all of the jokes

    • @silenthicks
      @silenthicks 4 года назад

      @@TimLake i dunno man all the other disciplines bitch out and use rope so theres that against non boulderers

    • @SoraArora
      @SoraArora Год назад +1

      Aa a boulderer, you are the joke.

  • @eS-ql7vm
    @eS-ql7vm 2 года назад

    A one stop shop for all of the things I need to make fun of people who don’t climb every climb in the way I imagine I do. Thanks!

  • @marcelfischer1081
    @marcelfischer1081 2 года назад

    Dont call this BS Climbing.Assisted Dyno? WTF. Call it How to cheat on Climbing and relying on others instead of getting your own Ass up....

  • @binjuiceconnoisseur
    @binjuiceconnoisseur Год назад

    "ground up top roping"
    ok that got me lmao