@@sanjayw9878 a defence attorney I listened to a while back made a good point he said the role of his job isn’t to prosecute someone or decide if they’re evil, wrong or right but to instead give whatever he can to the judge and jury as evidence for whichever of those sides so that they could aided by his words decide for themselves
Meanwhile in real life after this conversation: Defense Attorney: As you can see your honor, my client has had an extensive history of growing up alone. My client has been misguided, he had no parents, he's been thrown away to the trash as an outcast which led him into falling in with the wrong crowd; he was persuaded to do criminal things he shouldn't have by others and further more he wasn't in the correct frame of mind during this incident. Don't hold these things against my client as they were all in the past. Never mind his prior convictions, we are here about today. Ms. Miller, the supposed victim was actually the aggressor, Ms. Miller was manipulative and deceitful; she called my client over that night to get some money as she always does and he agreed. When he got there Miller was waiting there with 2 unknown men ready to harm my client. Her motives? Ms. Millers own insecurities in the belief that he was cheating on her.
“School shooter comes to the studio” RUclips: yeah thats cool “Pedophile comes to the studio” RUclips: lmao you funny “Homophobe comes to the studio” RUclips: nah now you’ve gone too far
@@amoththatthinks no problem! I was being legit BTW, not a smartass. Sorry, I have a habit of if someone wants an explanation I'll do my darndest to give it to them lol. Ok that probably comes off as lame to most.
I love, like f*cing RUclips deleted your last video so quick. But other videos from some perveted toy channel will stay here for sure. Great platform, honest establishment, freedom of speech and comedy!
I just graduated law school a couple of weeks ago and this is why I definitely don't want to do criminal law. Also, my criminal procedure, evidence, and criminal law professors all said NEVER allow your client to testify unless under unique circumstances. You can prep and practice all day long but they will most likely get up there and say something that completely jeopardizes the case. Criminal law is just too much!!!
"I'm a murderer not homophobic. This dick is for everybody" 😂😂😂 A fire quote that could go into his book. Day 747 of asking Griffy to write a book full of advice for men and women now including tips on how to avoid going to jail or in the defendants case go to jail quicker. Griffy the Waifu for Life 😤
Atlast RUclips deleted Griffy video its time to move on from youtube Friends its happening RUclips is becoming Kid and corporates friendly day by day man i miss old youtube
Bruh does RUclips even know what satire and comedy is? It was funny and they ruined it by removing the video. Fuck youtube for not giving creators their freedom
He drove himself there to turn himself in for the murder but he still gets a lawyer cause he wants him to keep him from going to jail 😂 bro needs to get his priorities straight 😂
Bruh the “I am a murderer, not homophobic” line had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
My reaction was like, "ok, fair enough."
"this dick for EVERYBODY" yoo shit took me OUUUUTTT 💀💀, legit started wheezing I had to pause and go back 🤣🤣
Thanks I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
Just like Tracey Miller
Griffy the goat. He inspired me to start making skits last December. I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits.
"I'm a murderer, not homophobic. This dick for everybody" had me crying 😂😂😭😭💀💀
But I make entertaining vids as well bro
@@realfarmer21 but you dont
My favorite part of the vid lmbo!
🤣🤣
@@realfarmer21 Shut up. No you don’t
I’m a criminal defense attorney, and I just want you to know that this hits every note. There is no such thing as a criminal mastermind. LOL.
I produce entertaining skits just like Griffy. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
@@realfarmer21 This is path the tic. Stop tryna mooch
Are you ever forced into situations where you have to defend someone who's clearly wrong?
@@sanjayw9878 a defence attorney I listened to a while back made a good point he said the role of his job isn’t to prosecute someone or decide if they’re evil, wrong or right but to instead give whatever he can to the judge and jury as evidence for whichever of those sides so that they could aided by his words decide for themselves
@@HeavyHebi path the tic?
Meanwhile in real life after this conversation:
Defense Attorney: As you can see your honor, my client has had an extensive history of growing up alone. My client has been misguided, he had no parents, he's been thrown away to the trash as an outcast which led him into falling in with the wrong crowd; he was persuaded to do criminal things he shouldn't have by others and further more he wasn't in the correct frame of mind during this incident. Don't hold these things against my client as they were all in the past. Never mind his prior convictions, we are here about today. Ms. Miller, the supposed victim was actually the aggressor, Ms. Miller was manipulative and deceitful; she called my client over that night to get some money as she always does and he agreed. When he got there Miller was waiting there with 2 unknown men ready to harm my client. Her motives? Ms. Millers own insecurities in the belief that he was cheating on her.
It’s always worth a try
@@dailydoseofinvesting-roadt3776 Rofl
I make entertaining vids just like l griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
Dude you're scaring me. Is this your protocol 7 for when shit hits the fan?
Better call Dr. Jonesey
“School shooter comes to the studio”
RUclips: yeah thats cool
“Pedophile comes to the studio”
RUclips: lmao you funny
“Homophobe comes to the studio”
RUclips: nah now you’ve gone too far
Lmao facts! It was funny though
Tell em
Because most of their staff are.
yh i didnt get to hear the When a Homophobe comes to the Studio had to hear it through a reaction video. but i assume YT had take it down?
I’m glad I watched it before it was deleted, but yeah, wtf?!
My day automatically gets better every time this man uploads
I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think of them
NeilxDavis no
@@BlueFoxDA W
First real reply btw I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
I'm glad that he uploaded today
I like how he specifies that he's just a murderer and not homophobic. He might kill people, but he's not intolerant.
Im intolerant of all these bots.
He's inhumane, not intolerant
@@animeking1674 I film Skits exactly like Griffy, I bet you my asshole you laugh na I'm just kiddin what up real human?
They all bleed the same to him
Professionals have standards
"Where were you last night?"
"I was killing Tracy"
💀
I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me ku g
this is hilarious
Fr
Hey Ajay!
Really like those videos man, keep up the good work!
(P.S. Rise and Fall of Penn Central?)
Griffy you are just too funny man. Sometimes I wonder if these are your views😂
It's worse if the attorney actually had a way to get you out of it lol
My gI make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
@@realfarmer21 bruh why is you still doin this?
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Insanity plea. Or you can hit them over the head hard enough to where you actually mess up their minds and then say they aren't fit to stand trial.
@@leatherface3662 insanity plea is a lot harder to claim than you think.
Long Beach Griffey ! You’re a freaking legend !!!
I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me
Facts
GAGAGAGAGA!!! hahahahaaha!! Whos the macho person?! Me?! You!! Shim sham BOOM BOOM!!! Living legend!
How can you say that after he bad talked about black women
@@actionjackson2074 easily just watch I will do it again! Long Beach Griffey you’re a freaking legend !!!!
This man never fails to make me die laughing😂
Yea but I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
so i guess reincarnation is real🤦♂
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can y'all shut up with the whole "iM bEtteR ThAn LoNgBeaChGriFfy"
@@realfarmer21 fake
This describes daredevil trying to defend the punisher in court
They didn't take down the song about pedophilia yet they took down the gay one? 🤨
Seems they liked that one lol
I like the running gag with griffiy’s black eye LOL It never gets old 💀 💀 💀
I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think of them 🙏🏿
I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dawg
This might be a stupid question but how did he get it?
@@comicfan8350 Watch one of his previous videos
@@comicfan8350 definitely woke up with it
*"I am a murderer but I'm not homophobic, this for everyone!"*
Griffy always telling it like it is!
Yuh I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
🤨
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He'd still kill a gay man if he wanted to, nobody is safe lol
@@sevionus80 yah he'll kill them but not because they're gay
Damn each of his characters got their own story for what happened to his eye.
I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me g
I’m glad I at least got to experience his last vid before it was taken down 😂
I didn't 😔
@@makeupdoll7413 don't worry, I got you: ruclips.net/video/RIvVP-dJslA/видео.html
So the latest video got removed...
A Giant has Fallen.
69 mins of silence, everybody
Griffy we appreciate all the constant uploads, you truly make our day
I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me fam
Omg this reply section is flooded with bots
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That explains his 3 week hiatus.
@@GXQ42 the main comment itself is a bot probably
"I am a murderer, not homophobic. This dick for everyone"
Bruh I died laughing
I'm late but I am f*cking entertained by this
I produce entertaining skits just like Griffy. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me
How the fuck do you have 215k subs by playing Fortnite on a tablet
You're early as Hell bro.
Late? Bitch, this video is still gonna be fresh 500 years from now.
@Read my channel description I support BLM and I am not anti-Asian whatsoever. I also support Asian Lives Matter
At least Twitter won't cancel him
Real footage of Amber Heard and her lawyers
This guy is smart, no one confesses to murdering somebody unless they are mentally ill, he’s not going to jail, he’s going to Arkham Asylum
But I make entertaining skits as well
Asylums are worse than jails from what I've read ....
I could never take Griffy to Arkham, he can commit any crime he wants and I’ll still back him up 💯
Or they don’t care, have a guilty conscience/remorse, realize they have little chance to be acquitted, got a deal, etc.
" The evidence presented is compelling but unfortunately my client is simply built different, therefore he cannot be guilty"
My client is just like that fr fr, you have to let him go your honor
Look at Griffy bringing back the "Im going home" in a creative way. 😏🙌
Lmao the new sketch was taken down huh
Yooooooo RUclips actually deleted Griffey’s newest video for “hate speech”. I didn’t think it was possible
Fr I just checked and wow the undefeated undeletable Griffy got a video deleted... damn I'm surprised it didn't happen before.
My guy went out for a month and now is blessing us with classic masterpieces as 2021 is ending. Thank you Griffy we love and appreciate you.
I make entertaining vids just like griffy my g
I haven’t heard him say “I’m going home.” for a while.
He even pulled out the murder weapon! This ish had me dying!!!!!!!!
Fam I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
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“Your honor! If my client is guilty, then why did he swear on his mama?”
0:03 I felt that 😆
Lawyer: So where were you last night?
Amber Heard: I was abusing Johnny
Lawyer: No... you were not!
Amber Heard: Yes I was
Thought this sketch was about an attorney walking into the wrong room, but it turned out so much better
I make entertaining vids as well
Hard to believe people really tried to cancel this man😂
People tried to cancel him? When was this? And why? 😂
@@commit_aarson a couple months ago just look up Griffy heavenly drama
Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December.
I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
@YeaMan bruh you a whole clown
Griffy never fails to make me laugh
Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December
Yeah I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
Griffy: "They do say, the Truth will always hurt."
Judge: "We can't lock Griffy up, who's gonna entertain us in the future?" 🤫
RUclips said ok you finally crosses the line on the newest video😭
This must've been how the Mcmichael's lawyers felt 😂
I love how he still bringin up the eye shit ☠️
My bro I make skits just like BlackBadger. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me
Lol this man straight up admitting it 😂😂😂
But fam I make entertaining vids
the homophobe rap had me dying
Anyone here after they took down his latest video
"I'm a murderer not homophobic"
I'm glad the murderer's community are starting to progress with the times.
I make entertaining vids just like griffy bro
how is letting two men smash progress though?
@@amoththatthinks well, if he was bothered by it, he would've killed both. Since he isn't bothered by it, he killed 2 less people. So, progress.
@@lyrics2challenged Hmm. I see! Thank you!
@@amoththatthinks no problem! I was being legit BTW, not a smartass. Sorry, I have a habit of if someone wants an explanation I'll do my darndest to give it to them lol. Ok that probably comes off as lame to most.
“If everyone told the truth, there’d be no need for trials.” - Hiromi Higurama, Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 164
SweetI make entertaining vids just like griffy
JJK is my 3rd favorite anime
Let's be honest, all our days are better once Griffy uploads
I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me bro
Bro change your name
@@imad8347 Lmfao I didn't even realized 🤣😭
These are Amber lawyers right now
YOOOO , WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST VIDEO??!!🤣🤣🤣
Long Beach Griffey is literally the funniest human ever
Im so happy weve had 3 videos in teh past week. These fast releases are amazing, Thanks Griffy!
Brother I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
"where were you last night?"
I was killing Tracey
"no you werent"
yes I was the fuck
Aye I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me
I love the fact that he's been cracking jokes about he's fucked up eye for the past 3 videos 🤣🤣
I love, like f*cing RUclips deleted your last video so quick. But other videos from some perveted toy channel will stay here for sure. Great platform, honest establishment, freedom of speech and comedy!
I love how he always references his injury in every skit.
where did he reference it in this video? i didn’t see it
Jesus loves you:)
man please make a part 2 of this in court lmao it would be hillarious
I just graduated law school a couple of weeks ago and this is why I definitely don't want to do criminal law. Also, my criminal procedure, evidence, and criminal law professors all said NEVER allow your client to testify unless under unique circumstances. You can prep and practice all day long but they will most likely get up there and say something that completely jeopardizes the case.
Criminal law is just too much!!!
Why the fuck they removed the last video ????
They really took down the newest studio video🤣🤣🤣
We need more people like this. Honesty is a great thing.
Okay but I make skits like griffy
We need more murderers ???
@@helloworld-vq9gq no. More murderers need to be more honest
@@realfarmer21 bruh stop advertising your channel in his video
"I'm a murderer not homophobic. This dick is for everybody" 😂😂😂
A fire quote that could go into his book.
Day 747 of asking Griffy to write a book full of advice for men and women now including tips on how to avoid going to jail or in the defendants case go to jail quicker.
Griffy the Waifu for Life 😤
@26 Mic enjoyed the no way home skit 😂
Right after I clicked the When a Homophobe comes to the studio RUclips removed it 😂😂
Trust me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was able to watch it 😂
I like how his video was so bad that RUclips took it down..bruh 🤦🏿♂️
RIP MY COMMENT THAT GOT 1.4K likes on griffy replies i was second and said that i was homophobic
Atlast RUclips deleted Griffy video its time to move on from youtube Friends its happening RUclips is becoming Kid and corporates friendly day by day man i miss old youtube
Saddly there's no alternative.
Same
I like how he's still mentioning his eye injury
It’s a stye not a injury
Even with a damaged eye he still brings us quality content. There is nothing Griffy cannot work with 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Thank for all the videos you upload. You can never be cancelled man. You are awesome
I had to come in….RUclips did it lol they removed his latest video…damn
Griffy's latest vid got removed by YT
Everyone quick. Archive the channel IN CASE it gets removed
The fact he makes fun of his eye injury each time is hilarious
How do I get the deleted vid? That's why I'm here 😂
Here ruclips.net/video/RIvVP-dJslA/видео.html
I seem to not see that most recent video. 👀
Daredevil and Punisher
Damn they took down the new video 😢😭😭
Still a better defendant than Amber Heard
Is there a downloaded link of the latest deleted video?
You can watch it here: ruclips.net/video/RIvVP-dJslA/видео.html
When the Homophobe enters the Studio
I love the fact that he always plays that song at the end 😂😂😂
They took down the video :pepecry:
dude last video had me crying.. bs they removed it.. comedy is comedy and legit no way peeps think you serious
I was soo sad RUclips removed it
What was it about? I missed it:(
@@My21gems When a Homophobe comes to the Studio
Griffy doesn't know the definition of “limit”, he always pushes it.
I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me bro
Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December
Bro once I realized youtube took down the homophobic rapper video for “hate speech” I laughed for a solid 5 minutes cause of how dumb that is
Bruh does RUclips even know what satire and comedy is? It was funny and they ruined it by removing the video. Fuck youtube for not giving creators their freedom
Who’s here bc his last video got taken down🙄
You can see he’s in good hands with that Allstate folder his lawyer got
Griffy is always banging with amazing content.
Man oh man I make skits just like BlackBadger. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me
I'm.going home
Lol
Dam RUclips took your last video down SMH people are soft
For real we were having fun then RUclips decides to kill our fun because they got butthurt
this that new daredevil season??
At that point you just give him a plead bargain
This is the level of honesty that we need in our society!
Wow the new vids got taken down. RUclips better not try sum
guys, the newest video just got taken Down!!@!
The song at the end is just perfect for every video
Lawyer: "Unlike you, I am going home"
Removed video can be found through Griffy's Twitter
Rip the rap got taken down
He drove himself there to turn himself in for the murder but he still gets a lawyer cause he wants him to keep him from going to jail 😂 bro needs to get his priorities straight 😂
This is how the lawyers of war criminals at Nuremberg must have felt like O.O
“You’re going to JAIL… I’m going home!”