How do people not know Peter Parker is Spider-Man

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  • @Kushiren
    @Kushiren 4 месяца назад +5958

    We got a prequel to, "If Spiderman quit saving people for free"

  • @Kadri_TV
    @Kadri_TV 4 месяца назад +9351

    “Diabolically fumbling life” 😭😭

  • @isaiahthomas4444
    @isaiahthomas4444 4 месяца назад +121

    Breaking Meg the Stallion back while looking over the city sound like s dream ngl😂

    • @cooliusmaximus5802
      @cooliusmaximus5802 4 месяца назад

      Ain't gonna lie bro, there's bigger cheeks to clap... But ain't gon lie again, she'd be first on the list.

  • @kenyattaharmon1385
    @kenyattaharmon1385 4 месяца назад +15

    Poor boy can’t go to the bathroom but Peter leave all day 😂😂

  • @SpiderrManX
    @SpiderrManX 4 месяца назад +9

    the ending is so factual! i never understood why peter is broke. doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. he saving the whole world while getting evicted from a shitty ass studio apartment. and getting fired from a pizza shop. taking pictures of himself as spider-man for $40 a photo. i thought he was a teen genius. that’s dumb af

    • @FaerieHijacker
      @FaerieHijacker 4 месяца назад +2

      IQ doesn't equate to EQ. He might be a genius academically, but Parker is just your average Joe, awkward guy who greets your local deli man in the morning socially. If he has the ego of Stark, he could've made bank since year 1.

  • @latricemitchell7807
    @latricemitchell7807 2 месяца назад +1

    “Peter Parker! Spider man…. Nicca!” 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️💀

  • @moneeral-alawneh2909
    @moneeral-alawneh2909 4 месяца назад +15

    People: "How early do you want to be for a Griffy's video?"
    Me: "Yes."

  • @queaye1939
    @queaye1939 4 месяца назад +4

    " i be knocking my beef around when you come home sometimes " 😂😂😂😂

  • @The-Negative-Commentator
    @The-Negative-Commentator 20 дней назад +1

    2:22 if he don’t do it then nobody finna be alive to get paid regardless tho ..

  • @WayneWaizas
    @WayneWaizas 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro started Peter Parker's Villain arc💀

  • @wildzee2870
    @wildzee2870 4 месяца назад +1

    I not the smallest in world I know only Spiderman can take picture of spiders man like that

  • @TheExileWolf
    @TheExileWolf 4 месяца назад +2

    It is goofy that Spiderman is a beloved broke superhero. 🤣

  • @monobro141
    @monobro141 4 месяца назад +4

    Better yet how does Harry not tell the voices

  • @lillion3560
    @lillion3560 3 месяца назад +2

    That's why stan lee chose white spider man.. 🗿😎

  • @louniis
    @louniis 4 месяца назад +2

    So this is the ark of how spider man start charging money to save people

  • @brigibb
    @brigibb 4 месяца назад

    “I’m talkin in the ‘M’s my boi” 😂

  • @mrankles7465
    @mrankles7465 4 месяца назад

    "Sit nggz" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peters10456170
    @peters10456170 2 месяца назад

    Him being able to get pictures of spider man always been a plot hole to me 😂

  • @breakout8904
    @breakout8904 4 месяца назад +3

    Looking forward to the sequel griffy!

  • @TJVBernal
    @TJVBernal 4 месяца назад

    This is canon to me now. Spiderman's idea to change the city with the money he has is his. But the money? That came from his neighbor

  • @oneoftheskull3158
    @oneoftheskull3158 4 месяца назад

    In the beginning, Peter was a freelance photographer, he didn't actually work for The Daily Bugle, he just freelanced for them. He wasn't under contract or anything. He could've legally worked for The Daily Planet also, since was a free contractor.

  • @afrotier
    @afrotier 4 месяца назад

    Even the Justice League gets paid XD

  • @aeronstone100
    @aeronstone100 4 месяца назад +1

    You know man’s speaking facts!

  • @Neopulse00
    @Neopulse00 4 месяца назад +7

    2:20 - Don't forget the manly chiseled chin on that redhead they did in SpiderMan 2.

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 4 месяца назад +1

    Should have been superman/clark kent.

  • @carrystyles9379
    @carrystyles9379 3 месяца назад

    “2 bedroom apartment section 8” gyatdam….

  • @STOKERMATHALLAN
    @STOKERMATHALLAN 4 месяца назад

    Turns out he was just a true spider-man fan

  • @niteshpokhrel5655
    @niteshpokhrel5655 4 месяца назад

    The first thing that crosses my mind every single time imagining if i was a superhero is how will i make money.

  • @J1T5XCR3M3NT
    @J1T5XCR3M3NT 3 месяца назад

    Spiderman to batman transition prodigy

  • @Mr.Wilson_exist
    @Mr.Wilson_exist 4 месяца назад

    Bully Maguire would not take kindly of this 😂

  • @ThisHappened.goodnight
    @ThisHappened.goodnight 4 месяца назад

    1. Those web shooting sound is epic.

  • @moracomole8090
    @moracomole8090 4 месяца назад

    I'll have you know that Mary Jane is a PAWG

  • @ygrulez
    @ygrulez 3 месяца назад

    If uncle ben didnt died, he would've definitely told peter to get compensation for saving the city from cosplayers.

  • @Lit-Tai
    @Lit-Tai 4 месяца назад

    “Hmmm” “weird” 💀💀💀

  • @kingjaries
    @kingjaries 4 месяца назад

    Spidey with that Crown was funny AF

  • @That-Will-Do-It
    @That-Will-Do-It 4 месяца назад +1

    Petition to make the character of "neighbor who obviously knows Peter is Spider-Man but still keeps his secret" in the next movie 😂

  • @robertwashington9651
    @robertwashington9651 4 месяца назад

    The ending has me crying with no ass is fumbling life

  • @Raidizzy
    @Raidizzy 4 месяца назад

    Him referring to MJ as a redhead with no ass is crazy to me because I'm so used to Ace Vane referring to her as a red head with a "fat AHS"

  • @CMarkem
    @CMarkem 4 месяца назад

    The Crown Royal Apple is a solid choice by Spider-Man.

  • @jamesholcombe675
    @jamesholcombe675 4 месяца назад

    Yo part of Peter's whole thing is people being mad at him for being late or leaving though 😂

  • @infntegaming
    @infntegaming 4 месяца назад

    He went through every Spider Verse to get those photos 😂

  • @arsenworld123
    @arsenworld123 4 месяца назад

    Spiderman homelander origin story

  • @mikebzM3
    @mikebzM3 3 месяца назад

    Saving an entire city for Free is Crazy

  • @CorporationSKY
    @CorporationSKY 4 месяца назад

    If spiderman lived in the Bay

  • @khameronsmith108
    @khameronsmith108 4 месяца назад

    This is the prequel to when Spider-Man start charging 😂

  • @aslinger0
    @aslinger0 4 месяца назад

    That video of Spider-Man drink crown royal !!!???? 😂😂😂 bro just chilling. Needs something to take the edge off after he gets a car thrown at him 😂

  • @hatedhero.
    @hatedhero. 4 месяца назад

    How he so connected, bro know everyone.

  • @brwnsuga.hokage4009
    @brwnsuga.hokage4009 2 месяца назад

    All I can think about is....Webweaver and how his web shoots out 😭😭😭

  • @The_Young_Swag
    @The_Young_Swag 4 месяца назад

    GRIFFY IS BACK!

  • @makibo.mp4
    @makibo.mp4 4 месяца назад

    Clarke Kent has this too

  • @KeeonWells
    @KeeonWells 4 месяца назад

    This is the prequel we needed

  • @unathibless4418
    @unathibless4418 3 месяца назад

    Yeah I agree with this statement this man needs compensation

  • @selassieaspen9940
    @selassieaspen9940 4 месяца назад

    Lmfao 0:34 Web shooters are really loud in every game and movie iteration we've seen.😂

  • @daveisoleucine9916
    @daveisoleucine9916 4 месяца назад

    that ain't no peter parker, thats miles morales

  • @dusttoh8927
    @dusttoh8927 4 месяца назад

    He's not spiderman. He's Levi.

  • @niteshpokhrel5655
    @niteshpokhrel5655 4 месяца назад

    finally someone made spiderman realize he don't get paid for doing this shit

  • @zoe4sho
    @zoe4sho 4 месяца назад

    from 1:59 it was nothing but pure facts, I been saying this shit for YEARS!!

  • @khalilnery
    @khalilnery 4 месяца назад

    Khalil as Peter Parker/ Spider Man

  • @tcistrash9911
    @tcistrash9911 4 месяца назад

    1:08
    mf "yes" like he's ben

  • @Jenbadu222
    @Jenbadu222 4 месяца назад

    Haha “you do it for free..”

  • @FranBenjamin-lc9uk
    @FranBenjamin-lc9uk 3 месяца назад +1

    I predicted this as a kid and told my dad and brother and idk why they tried to convince me otherwise.....same with the guy in december....santa claus....I was ahead of my time😁😁😁🤭🤭RIP Dad and RIP Brother.....

  • @LPEREZEDENTE
    @LPEREZEDENTE 4 месяца назад

    “Ya know you be crawling through yo window quiet, but you be hitting the wall loud as a mutha fucka man”

  • @Mabowls
    @Mabowls 4 месяца назад

    Web sounds biblicaly Accurate 😂

  • @euronyms
    @euronyms Месяц назад

    Meanwhile superman: 🗿-👓

  • @Baha.Alllyo
    @Baha.Alllyo 4 месяца назад

    Spiderman with the crown!!😂

  • @justRRT
    @justRRT 4 месяца назад +1

    No shouting? HOWWWW!?!?!

  • @SabreisHiggs
    @SabreisHiggs 4 месяца назад

    When your neighbor is schizophrenic and thinks your the landlord

  • @toseeupload8855
    @toseeupload8855 4 месяца назад

    "Who tf is Peter Parker?"

  • @youngg5099
    @youngg5099 4 месяца назад +1

    Can you do a vid on how folks used to rob people with snakes and shi during times with no guns and swords.

  • @misery4407
    @misery4407 4 месяца назад

    Once you start getting paid to do it your not a hero, your an employee

  • @DECENTcrew
    @DECENTcrew 4 месяца назад

    Thats why Miles Morales doesn't make sense, he would not be spiderman for free

  • @mlglegend9263
    @mlglegend9263 4 месяца назад

    That was really you on the spiderman costume ahahahah

  • @basic5584
    @basic5584 4 месяца назад

    How do ppl not know Clark Kent is Superman? 👓👓

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 4 месяца назад

    Wait, Griffy, is this the prequel to your other Spider-Man video? The one where Peter made a whole app for his services charging mfs $500 per rescue 👀

  • @jshelton100
    @jshelton100 4 месяца назад

    How has Spider-Man not died from exhaustion and sleep deprivation?

  • @codylockx3795
    @codylockx3795 4 месяца назад

    No one is talking about him with the crown royal 💀

  • @chathaphugub1644
    @chathaphugub1644 4 месяца назад

    Spidey off that BlackBerry or Apple Crown Royal?

  • @mattkeller5913
    @mattkeller5913 4 месяца назад

    Diabolically failing life lmao

  • @temwananinkana3419
    @temwananinkana3419 4 месяца назад

    In the films, all those scenes when he takes off his mask outdoors in broad daylight, someone would have seen him by now.

  • @isaiahthomas4444
    @isaiahthomas4444 4 месяца назад +1

    Peter Parker should NOT be broke😂😂 MJ be putting him through. WAYYY too much bull to deserve that

  • @orangerabbit9744
    @orangerabbit9744 4 месяца назад +1

    Why is no one talking about the megan the stallion part?

  • @willywonkca5766
    @willywonkca5766 4 месяца назад

    Meg the stallion on a bed of webs 😆

  • @Al-Numan361
    @Al-Numan361 4 месяца назад +12455

    Peter Parker uses NordVPN to hide his Spider Identity.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 месяца назад +270

      He uses Incogni to erase himself from people's memories

    • @Al-Numan361
      @Al-Numan361 4 месяца назад +32

      @@LuisSierra42 😂

    • @Brainitorium
      @Brainitorium 4 месяца назад +114

      his... spidentity, if you will.

    • @Al-Numan361
      @Al-Numan361 4 месяца назад +17

      @@Brainitorium clever 😂

    • @magusheart
      @magusheart 4 месяца назад +17

      @@LuisSierra42 Unironically though. He made a deal with the Devil so that people would all forget who he was behind the mask, but also couldn't figure it out unless he told them himself.

  • @e65666
    @e65666 4 месяца назад +2534

    Spider-Man sending selfies to journalists 😂😂funniest shit ever

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 4 месяца назад +28

      Like you can't even make that shit up

    • @ccelite3782
      @ccelite3782 4 месяца назад +32

      Basically selling Onlyfans while keeping his clothes on 😭🙏

    • @sanchikotjendrakasih9138
      @sanchikotjendrakasih9138 3 месяца назад +3

      In comics, JJJ after found out the truth then he talk about his selfie.

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 2 месяца назад +1

      Greetings my friends from beyond and within the grave. In the short time in which we inhabit this world, It would be my honor to offer you a new life with Christ. Let today be the day you begin✝️

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 2 месяца назад

      ​@@maxwellquipey1God loves you✝️

  • @teobocev1840
    @teobocev1840 4 месяца назад +2914

    Basically how Mary Jane found out in the comics before they even met.

    • @yeahah3617
      @yeahah3617 4 месяца назад +59

      Wait, was she his neighbor?

    • @tavairushernandez4588
      @tavairushernandez4588 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@yeahah3617I thought so

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 4 месяца назад +135

      @@yeahah3617 idk about the comics but in the raimi movies they were neighbors yea

    • @nejiharuno
      @nejiharuno 4 месяца назад +48

      ​@@Kingdom850I think she was a neighbor in the 90s cartoon, though I might be remembering wrong.

    • @hsemicolonc413
      @hsemicolonc413 4 месяца назад

      ​@@yeahah3617Yeah, MJ & Pete were neighbors & she literally saw that mf crawl out the window one night first hand before they even had a real conversation.💀

  • @yo_boi_biram8095
    @yo_boi_biram8095 4 месяца назад +4804

    "Knocking my beef around" is crazy 😂😂

  • @mauriciomagalhaes181
    @mauriciomagalhaes181 4 месяца назад +2674

    "i'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

    • @MATDMixes
      @MATDMixes 4 месяца назад

      "Go flock yourself, feather face!"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 месяца назад +109

      I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @MATDMixes
      @MATDMixes 4 месяца назад +73

      "You want forgiveness? Get religion."

    • @TheUnderDogUzumaki
      @TheUnderDogUzumaki 4 месяца назад

      Look at little green junior!! ​@@MATDMixes

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 4 месяца назад +49

      "Nice costume! Did your husband make it for you?!"

  • @exodustimes4266
    @exodustimes4266 4 месяца назад +1468

    This is a prequel to Spiderman charging people for saving them video

    • @kacperz5683
      @kacperz5683 4 месяца назад +29

      Exactly

    • @CW-oe7wk
      @CW-oe7wk 4 месяца назад +12

      That spidey payment plan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Happiness-lp9fw
      @Happiness-lp9fw 4 месяца назад +7

      If Spider-Man was Spider-Mann. 🤣

    • @willhelmbrightraven3429
      @willhelmbrightraven3429 4 месяца назад +2

      Griffy a genius yo

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 4 месяца назад +2

      so spiderman becomes a cop in spandex? 😅

  • @shushthanks
    @shushthanks 4 месяца назад +5618

    this is crazy cos i’m literally spiderman

    • @justanothergrunt9053
      @justanothergrunt9053 4 месяца назад +101

      Godspeed bro

    • @trashorphan
      @trashorphan 4 месяца назад +182

      this comment crazy because im spider man so why are we lying

    • @thecameraman6275
      @thecameraman6275 4 месяца назад +64

      As the one taking the pictures, I think it's only fair that I'm spiderman

    • @justanothergrunt9053
      @justanothergrunt9053 4 месяца назад +45

      @@trashorphan Activate Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 месяца назад +37

      I'm sleeping with MJ

  • @jimmyjams962
    @jimmyjams962 4 месяца назад +471

    Nah Griffey's right. The opening to Spiderman 2 is basically torture porn. Man got fired from a minimum-wage pizza joint cuz he had to make a pit stop to save the city right quick. "Diabolically fumbling life" is an understatement.

    • @ViewtifulAce
      @ViewtifulAce 4 месяца назад +14

      Save the city? I thought he stopped to save 2 kids from getting hit by a bus?

    • @gtr0k
      @gtr0k 4 месяца назад +32

      ​@@ViewtifulAceoh whatever you get the point

  • @The8WorldKing
    @The8WorldKing 4 месяца назад +1918

    Bro this man’s son just STALKING Peter?! 😂

    • @Creekmore
      @Creekmore 4 месяца назад +73

      I think his boy is just a friend he has that works at the Bugle. Sorry, I’m pretty drunk and focusing on the specifics of the script. But you are right, this man’s son definitely keeps tabs on Pete. Forgive me for overthinking this.

    • @ventilate4267
      @ventilate4267 4 месяца назад +18

      @@Creekmore nah you're right

    • @dracosubs6141
      @dracosubs6141 4 месяца назад +1

      nah just curios

    • @GrimmReaperRL
      @GrimmReaperRL 4 месяца назад +15

      He said his son and Peter are in the same class. Pretty obvious when a classmate be leaving all the time lmao ain't stalking if you just literally paying attention to your surroundings 😂

    • @shawnn33
      @shawnn33 4 месяца назад +7

      I’d be pissed too if he got to keep leaving and I can’t even go pee.

  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 4 месяца назад +518

    Peter's cover story for the photos is he and Spider-Man are good friends, and so Spider-Man lets/helps Peter take really good pictures.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 4 месяца назад +115

      Most convincing cover story in the history of cover stories

    • @coreydorsey4121
      @coreydorsey4121 4 месяца назад +54

      Which means bad guys then kidnap him to get to Spider-Man.

    • @thebwoods15
      @thebwoods15 4 месяца назад +28

      @@coreydorsey4121 They kidnap him, but let him keep the camera to keep taking pictures.

    • @NationX
      @NationX 4 месяца назад +39

      That is the most 1960s cover story if I’ve ever heard of one

    • @ferneyvera9452
      @ferneyvera9452 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@coreydorsey4121 yeah, that sometimes happened in the comics.
      If they want to give Spider-man a message, they track Peter and sometimes kidnap him

  • @SpooderManza
    @SpooderManza 4 месяца назад +850

    Spiderman be getting plenty of compensation, Black cat, gwen stacy, mary jane, and liz allan 😂😂

    • @zoulzopan
      @zoulzopan 4 месяца назад +61

      liz allan better than zendaya low key

    • @seakc87
      @seakc87 4 месяца назад +114

      Black Cat would have me saying, "Hi Felicia."

    • @blacky8987
      @blacky8987 4 месяца назад +50

      @@zoulzopan bruh zendaya was a mistake

    • @Ben-mc9nm
      @Ben-mc9nm 4 месяца назад +51

      ​@@zoulzopan everyone is better than zendaya EVERYONE

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 4 месяца назад +65

      Clapping cheeks ain't exactly compensation.However, it's the least they could do.😂

  • @Saintz1408
    @Saintz1408 4 месяца назад +346

    Peter would walk in at the Bugle with close up of Spider-Man mid air and they still didn’t figure it out

    • @SpiderrManX
      @SpiderrManX 4 месяца назад +16

      💀😂😂 facts

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 4 месяца назад +25

      I think he told Jameson that he has a deal with Spider-Man/works with him. Of course that was in the old days, now he can just say he uses drones to take those pics

    • @Silly_Illidan
      @Silly_Illidan Месяц назад

      Someone at Marvel realised how stupid this is and so we got the whole secret identity reveal to bypass this

  • @kuda2377
    @kuda2377 4 месяца назад +274

    "Couldn't get that out the cia if you tried" 😂😂😂

  • @bigplayorrekt
    @bigplayorrekt 4 месяца назад +1699

    Tryna see that spider buldge

  • @ACHILIS09
    @ACHILIS09 4 месяца назад +674

    This is the moment Spiderman turns evil.

  • @FordFlatSix
    @FordFlatSix 4 месяца назад +270

    Peter Parker was going to join the Fantastic Four until he learned that it wasn't a paid position.

    • @PrimTechniciansLLC
      @PrimTechniciansLLC 3 месяца назад +4

      I got that comic 🤙🏽

    • @MichaelAChristian1
      @MichaelAChristian1 2 месяца назад

      They are rich so that makes no sense.

    • @Jokuthesaiyangod
      @Jokuthesaiyangod 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MichaelAChristian1they don’t do things for money tho they do for friends and consider Ben is a freak as well they like “fuck it let do this”

    • @nathansteele4358
      @nathansteele4358 Месяц назад

      @@JokuthesaiyangodReed is a billionaire man, his inventions are sold and he’s worth $2 billion, he can dish out minimum wage

  • @Paul-zh2jp
    @Paul-zh2jp 4 месяца назад +288

    Script
    Neighbor: You work at the Daily Bugle, right?
    Peter: (lowers voice to nearly below human hearing) Yes.

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 4 месяца назад +222

    Not to mention Spiderman never disguises his voice

    • @gerrymcwilliam
      @gerrymcwilliam 4 месяца назад +19

      I think in a comic once they reference his voice sounds somewhat muffled behind his mask. Dunno about today's comics tho 😂

    • @randynguyen9006
      @randynguyen9006 4 месяца назад +49

      ​@@gerrymcwilliamif that's the case, no wonder the villians don't stop when he asks them to. Who tf can hear his mumbling ass.

    • @nicolasbrinson3684
      @nicolasbrinson3684 4 месяца назад +9

      Tbf Peter Parker isn't very well known

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 4 месяца назад +2

      @@gerrymcwilliamhe had that sucker changed a few times when venom was a thing but not normally.

    • @SonGoku-yb3zm
      @SonGoku-yb3zm 4 месяца назад +5

      Miles does and that voice always cracks me up,🤣🤣.What makes it real funny is how nobody notices he still sounds like himself, trying to sound tough and more New York,🤣🤣 but of course that’s the shtick. Like the Clark Kent glasses bit, 🤣🤣🤣