How do people not know Bruce Wayne is Batman
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Fun Fact: Batman goes onto internet forums and makes crazy ass conspiracies of Bruce Wayne being Batman in order to throw people off the trail.
That's Grant Morrison for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that wouldn't work nowadays because people buy into conspiracy theories so easily lol
Great strategy TBH
@@NuttyMongrel After Epstien who wouldn't be
@@NuttyMongrel lol nah it would totally work because there are more idiots like you that are willing to write it off as a conspiracy theory without doing any research 😂😂😂
Honestly,Batman’s identity has Been obvious from the beginning and griffy has been the first person to find out
@Whaa_t Fuck off bots.
@it's Morbin Time awwwwwe
Like glasses prevent you from seeing it's fking SUPERMAN
GLASSES!!!!!!!!!
@@iamwhoyousayiam6773 Comic explains that his glasses have special tint that brainwashes people who sees it. So they literally can't tell because the glasses use stuff to hide him.
Rumors say griffy only wanted to make this video because he wanted to show us his batman costume.
probably, i mean if you have it why not make a vid
worth it to hear the explanation of poor ppl in gothem, the "i'm sorry" and "justice" xD
Griffy commented on my video saying my song was fire 😳🔥🔥
And to show his batman voice
Or maybe he is the real batman 🤔
Fun fact: Bruce actually DID all that. Theres a comic where he straight up sends a message to all of Black Masks thugs ( in FRONT of him, no less ) telling them that if they leave Black Mask, he would help them get education and hire them all at Wayne Enterprises. And, literally every single thug, walks out on Black Mask. Like, it was hilarious and ballsy af. He literally said "you can either get your ass beat by Batman, or come work for me; and Ill provide health benefits WITH dental." Shit is still funny to this day
That's so interesting. Do you know which Batman comic that's in?
@@RaisDjampa The Batman Strikes #39
@@HedgieDaUmbrehog Thanks!
@@RaisDjampa My pleasure!
Seems unrealistic. Some people probably just want to do bad shit.
That "Who's Bruce Wayne!?" Had me rolling off the bed and back on🤣🤣😭
It was almost like that kid in special Ed 4th grade dressed as batman giving his best impression
Instantly understood the parallel with, "Where is she?!?!" 🤣😂
Imagine saying "Who's Bruce Wayne?" in Gotham City.
The citizens of Gotham may have inhaled a bit too much of Joker's gas, cause they must be high as hell to come to the conclusion that Bruce is Batman
Bots for days god damn
Scarecrows's gas?
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Griffy commented on my video saying my song was fire 😳🔥🔥
@@lc5786 Joker also has special gas
Griffy as Batman is killing me. Got me cracking up
Ok
Fun fact: batman doesn’t go around beating up poor people that are first time offenders, he usually give them a warning and keeps tabs of them but if they decide to continue being repeating offenders they face the bat justice system and it usually ends up with them having horrible medical bills and fractures that would make them unable to continue down that path lol
They also are now criminals in the system with injuries that prevent them from any type of standard employment
Horrible medical bills aren't going to cause a decrease in criminal activity.
Dang, I'm in a ton of debt and also no one likes me. Guess I'll stop committing crime.
And said medical bills push them into more crime or atleast those that care for the broken fools since poverty is what drove them into crime in the first place
@@Malthizar thats why the wayne foundation exists
When he went “I’m sorry” in the Batman voice I LOST IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's when I folded lol
“Dressed as Asian food”
I just died, been to heaven and came back 💀💀💀💀💀
If you laughed at that you ain’t go to heaven 😂😂😂
Bro that joke is underrated
@YeaMan its shit
It’s definitely not worst than people not knowing that Superman is Clark Kent. The power of thick ass glasses 😂
At least Clark Kent is the richest man in and Superman not coming out here flashing in the middle of the night
Dude my girl wears big ass glasses sometimes and she looks like a completely different person without them.
Its more than glasses Clark hunches his back to appear short,he combs his hair over,and his mild mannered persona gives the illusion that he's a regular guy. Henry Cavill walked through Manhattan in a suit and glasses if memory serves me right and no one recognized that he was Superman.
They not even thick though 🤣🤣🤣
Griffy commented on my video saying my song was fire 😳🔥🔥
That "justice" at the end really had me😂😂😂
The fact that Griffy mimics Christian Bale esp with the lips is F amazing.
Fun Fact: Bruce does constantly try to help Gotham through multiple Charites and organizations to help reform criminals. He also knows he probably has to kick some of their asses cause they refuse to change
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He even gets them jobs so the criminals don't have to go back on the streets, he even spent a couple of years outside of the costume trying to do a complete criminal reform
Yeah, if only the popular stories were showing that. As a casual fan who finds it hard to invest in digging into the Batman IP, I’d love to see that more often. I think The Batman was hinting at headed that direction that’d be dope as hell
Must be a lot of failing organisations then cus the same psychos are still active all the way into his old age.
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Hate sponsors but Griffy’s always hit different. So happy for your success man.
2:08
Penguin: “Am I a joke to you?”
Hey, at least he isn't pulling a Clark Kent.
Fax
Just put on a glasses and you'll do just fine 100%
The actor for Superman actually stood in front of a giant picture of superman wearing the big S half hidden in his shirt in real life and no one noticed him lol.
After being called L human being, I definitely woulda been crying but he woulda still had to catch these "justice for Gotham" hands 💀💀
@it's Morbin Time I feel like that's a link to your content so I'm not gonna click it.
@YeaMan I do not believe you 🗿
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Lmfao I was expecting Batman to still beat his ass
Griffy commented on my video saying my song was fire 😳🔥🔥
At least Batman wears a mask and attempts to change his voice. Superman/Clark Kent be out here with his whole face out and nobody has caught on😂😂😂
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Right.
Thinking that a pair of glasses makes a difference.
superman dose change his voice also and the way he holds him self also his personality a bit and his hair. as clark hes a nerd that doesn't believe in himself as superman he acts all powerful in the way he handles him slef
@@diamondly6250 There is even a scene in one of the movies where he changes his voice and his whole demeanor in a way that makes you think it could be possible not to know. It's the scene where he is about to confess to Lois who he is.
Here it is on RUclips: /watch?v=tNUu6Lf9mVU
Honestly shocked Griffy is still getting sponsors. He expresses himself with no fear of the youth in 20 years.
Prolly cuz the VPNs and stuff aren't ran by Americans so they actually find shit funny.
"I pay rent to live in an alley. And not a nice one either" 😂🤣
I know this is for the joke and all but I'm pretty sure in the batman animated series he does what Griffy calls him out on and goes out of it's way to only beat up people who willingly fight him otherwise he just scares them away, there's also some comic instances where he helps a young girl get a stable job at a Wayne company so she can stop selling drugs
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Best show ever
Batman did use his money to help out the city but only the regular criminals stopped doing crime. the only criminals left are his rogues gallery, their henchmen and the wannabes
The police was still harassing Batman too. Especially Amanda Waller
Name of the comic?
How does he come up with SO much material? And it’s all hilarious, too. Damn he’s good. 🤲
Yeah, he's good. So next time, watch the video before commenting
Bots coming in clutch🗿
Ghost writer
He's a free thinker.
Mannn what if he partnered with Trarags
Griffy's Batman impression is hilarious 😂😂😂
2:57 Peacemaker approves that
"Do you even hang upside down!" 😂 Bruce didn't see that one coming.
Dude really said “JUSTICE” at the end 💀
Dude literally turned the entire video into a Batman roasting session! Although you have to admit that for one of the most popular DC heroes of all time, Batman certainly has plenty of flaws, and Griffy called out almost every one! Bravo man. Keep up the good work!👏
“ I’m sorry 🥹 “ 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Griffy never disappoints 👏🏿👏🏿
Yo can you watch the video before commenting instead of farming likes 🤦♂️
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Batman's identity is harder to find than a reason for Griffy's gap
Best Batman Voice ever.! 😂😂
His glasses had to fall off for him to recognize the man.
Ironic how he loses his glasses and can now see through disguises. Bro needs to fire his optician.
In the comics, and in BTAS (Batman the Animated Series) Batman helps a lot in the city as Bruce Wayne, he funds a ton of stuff for the better of the city.
Where is it.going then ? Gotham is still broke a mf joke
He even gives former criminals jobs at Wanye Enterprises.
2:38 As an Asian I'm offended by something that is totally true 🤣
Bruce does actually help Gotham's conditions by donating to charities and rehabilitating criminals. It's just that many of those criminals are hard asf and do not want to change.
Sounds like something a billionaire who funds pet projects and doesn't pay his taxes would say...
@@caiden3396 you are saying if like I am Bruce Wayne this shit was showed in the comics
As Lego Batman put it, Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement
3:03
So you want that Justice Lords Batman. Ight, YOU asked for it, it was YOU!!
Batman's little ohmygod at 3:46 is priceless
As a huge Batman fan, I could refute this whole Batman fan (except for people not being able to tell that Bruce is Batman thought the mask), but as a comedy fan, this is freaking gold.
Bro said I’m sorry
Well done Griffy. This skit was done to perfection
I was expecting Batman to knock him out anyway and say "you right though".
This man ain't have glasses on and Bruce's face was covered and he still knew who he was like☠️☠️☠️☠️
3:28 sht took me out😂
griffy just grew a beard mid video 0:20
His production value is about to surpass Marvel's.
longbeach will be remembered for generations to come ❤❤
"WHO'S BRUCE WAAAYYYNNE?" Sounding a bit like Bane there batsy.
I'm going to my batcave
"Dressing up like Asian food" KILLED ME💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Gave the man a W for his "unknown" Persona and a L in his real lifestyle. Savage.!
Bruce helps people a lot in the comics. He is the only rich dude who actually uses his financial power to good use for Gotham, but sometimes for some people you can only use force to set them straight.
“Do you even hang upside down”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This makes me imagine that the criminals in jokers gang has to pay him for rent just to not get laugh gassed
Griff never fails at making me laugh
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That "Oh my God" sounded so genuine. He really felt that shit 😂😭😭
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“Do you even hang upside down..?!”
Man just leaked the plot of Joker 2
"Hey, besides dressing up as Asian food"
Okay, that one caught me off guard 😂
Honestly, Griffy making hella good points. I never thought abt Batman that way before 😧😦
Actually all those questions are answered constantly in the comics. All those things? Bruce does do.
Its not an original point at all. Bruce does these things ALL the time in the comics. In fact, he gives jobs to thugs he beats up sometimes. That doesn't stop aliens or the joker from causing chaos.
@@jotaux3652 this 100%
@@ItsOver9000Productions I remember him giving jobs in Batman TAS. In the comics he's much meaner. He has almost zero tolerance for the thugs he beats up and puts in the hospital. He hardly does anything to help Gotham outside of a charity that almost never features schools or the poor or just improving Gotham in general. It's just to show Bruce Wayne for a bit so the readers can remember he exists. He is very much different in the comics. I guess we can blame the writers on that. I read the comics before the show started and was wondering why Batman was so much nicer until they did the arc for when Robin(Dick) left him and became Nightwing (joined the TT in the comics). That's how Batman normally acts. If he really wanted he could get involved with Gotham's politics so they could get non corrupted politicians. He's one of the richest people in the world but the city he lives in is one of the most corrupt. Doesn't make any sense, especially with the federal connections he has. Batman just likes control.
@@Graywing Except he does, but the Court of Owls has been fucking up Bruce's attempts to actually change Gotham.
Bruce relocates the families of thugs he put in prison; Like that mother and son that he relocated after Jason Todd killed the father for drugging his wife and son.
I was about to skip the sponsor until I accidentaly skipped to the part where he mentioned how he uses the VPN, I came back to hear the entire advertisement.
"I pay RENT..! ... ~To live in alley.."
Got me rolling! 🤪
Glad to see he's posting posting more. Keep it up LBG
"Um... actually..."
In BTAS, the version of the story that I grew up with, Bruce did try to fix Gotham through regular philanthropy and strategic investments. So, Bruce trying to make his community better through legal methods is something the writers have come up with. But it can't be allowed to work, because then the story would be over.
Have been wearing the same clothes for 2 years 😂 killed me
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Griffy is the only youtuber I watch the sponsored segments for.
Bro said he pay rent to live in a alley😂😂😂
That’s why the real Batman doesn’t pause during beat downs. You’ll be passed out before you recognize his chin from the ground up.
black batman is good idea that will increase the invisibility in the night
I’m in tears. 😂😂😂 dressing up like Asian food, fighting clowns, and how he clowned Superman did it for me lol
2:50 tell that Dr Hugo Strang xD
That big headed headbutt damn near killed homie
I can't believe you straight up added that you torrent stuffs in your ad. 😂😂
"Dressing up as Asian food." I'm done 😂😂😂
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What's funny is Bruce actually does all the things you mention. But he understands that no system is perfect, and it's full of corruption. So, he tries to fill those gaps... granted he could do that without wearing bat suit.
"I pay rent to live in an alley" 💀
1:26 the Batman actually has villains do crimes in the day and Batman does something.
video starts at 1:20 sorry griff
Crazy how i was just thinking about this. The new batman just spells it out for everyone but nobody knows?
Hang around eith a nigga that folds in the presence of a green rock will forever get me
Dressing up as Asian food 🤣😆
You know Bruce went looking for the politicians running Gothem like: WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!!
Yo this man just shatter the entire Batman persona in less than 3mins lol
This is art
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Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He literally said every WHAT IF about Batman & his universe 😆
"W vigilante, L human being." Why is that my favorite like next to the part about dressing up as asian food and fighting clowns?
Bro got batman crying in his costume 💀
Skip to 4:10 to skip the AD
The year is 2024: “I pay rent…to live in an alley”
This was definitely one of the more tamed videos on Griffy's channel 😂😂 Everything he said was true too, but we know the writers aren't gonna change anything lol
Fun fact: batman knows he has issues. He knows that what he is doing is not for justice but a self serving vengeful vigilantism. That is why he helped dick bringing his parent murdere to justice so he wouldn't become another batman.
That changes overtime tho - he usually becomes less dark over time
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Anyone find it odd, how he makes a video about the identity of a Vigilante with most of his face covered, but yet Superman has a pair of glasses and that’s his alter ego?
man you are so good. grateful to be in the same era as LongBeachGriffy
“Dressing up as Asian food”💀💀💀
Griffy doing Chris Bale was on point
folds in the presence of a green rock💀
...Seems like I push against the cloud...
How Griffy gets sponsors is beyond me but get that bag king
I felt that "NO IM POOR NIGGA" waaaaaay too hard 🤣