Master of Virginity

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2020
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @gameEnjoyer887
    @gameEnjoyer887 3 года назад +2302

    He's impossible to cancel because there is nothing he hasn't uncovered himself

    • @dislikethisvideoleavearude577
      @dislikethisvideoleavearude577 3 года назад +4

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html ehteht

    • @PoogDoesStuff
      @PoogDoesStuff 3 года назад +26

      hot take from CNN ,his hair is fake

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 3 года назад +7

      improvise adapt overcome

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 3 года назад +9

      I’m pretty sure somebody already made this joke in his old video about this. Come to think of it, I think this joke has been repeated on every one of his embarrassing stories videos.

    • @wtfudoinghere
      @wtfudoinghere 3 года назад

      You say that but he'll come out with a even crazier story 😂

  • @JuanSebastian.
    @JuanSebastian. 3 года назад +10513

    The way Charlie tells these stories makes it feel like if he was talking about his golden age despite the cringe.

    • @Mentadeath
      @Mentadeath 3 года назад +106

      Probably coz university years are pretty cool to remember, even tho we were the personification of cringe in the first few years

    • @Baki_B
      @Baki_B 3 года назад +50

      Charlie can make anything cool

    • @MXG_Productions
      @MXG_Productions 3 года назад +2

      didn't he do this same video a few months ago?

    • @MXG_Productions
      @MXG_Productions 3 года назад +3

      @@Mentadeath everybody under the age of 26 sucks

    • @Mentadeath
      @Mentadeath 3 года назад +31

      @@MXG_Productions Guess you're at least 26 now😂

  • @terencesmith1301
    @terencesmith1301 2 года назад +4049

    Bro , I can’t stop laughing . How does this guy come up with some of these lines😂

  • @vvnn3948
    @vvnn3948 Год назад +388

    Imagine seeing a 19 year old bragging about his virginity in an Irish accent at at party, only to find out that guy would be the most iconic actors of all times and main character in the hunger games.

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 3 года назад +9865

    Remember kids: No matter what you've done in life to embarrass yourself, Charlie has probably done something worse.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +3

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s a link to it-->* ruclips.net/video/vuzwadL2cP0/видео.html

    • @Dogspine1
      @Dogspine1 3 года назад +45

      ruclips.net/video/6ViXxfz5CPY/видео.html
      Definitely not a rickrole

    • @MonsieurEldrirch
      @MonsieurEldrirch 3 года назад +44

      Your comment got 30 likes in front of my own eyes

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 3 года назад +152

      Charlie is an inspiration to anyone looking to improve themselves really.

    • @yashironene7904
      @yashironene7904 3 года назад +111

      He has done the most embarassing shit to make us feel better about ourselves, what a heroic man

  • @estooo
    @estooo 3 года назад +4555

    “Every day is virginity day” should be the slogan for every religion practicing abstinence

    • @premafrosty
      @premafrosty 3 года назад +21

      Wow this made my day

    • @Superfan109
      @Superfan109 3 года назад +3

      I agree lmao

    • @dislikethisvideoleavearude577
      @dislikethisvideoleavearude577 3 года назад

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html hetb

    • @nemorulz6987
      @nemorulz6987 3 года назад +11

      I will be taking that thank you very much

    • @arago7206
      @arago7206 3 года назад +2

      Sure, some religions or denominations of religions are excessively strict on this front, but I wouldn't say all.

  • @trainspawteroc7805
    @trainspawteroc7805 2 года назад +504

    Dude. I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time. Thank you Charles for bringing pure joy back into my life.

    • @Person0fColor
      @Person0fColor 8 месяцев назад

      You need to go meet some people dood for reals. I realize the irony of that listening to this guy talk about being a “super virgin” but come on man. You don’t have that hump on the back of your neck from too much computers games do you?

  • @dollarstorebarrontrump1141
    @dollarstorebarrontrump1141 2 года назад +854

    Watching your videos makes me feel better about myself. Seeing that someone so awkward and cringey could become someone as amazing as you are now gives me hope. Thank you :)

    • @havenops7841
      @havenops7841 2 года назад +25

      Has everything been improving my guy? Regardless of that I believe in you man and wish you the best in life 🙏🏾

    • @tantalix6650
      @tantalix6650 Год назад +4

      Wholesome

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Год назад

      @@havenops7841 have you thought about becoming a virgin? being a virgin is the best

    • @kme2383
      @kme2383 Год назад

      the dickriding is crazy

    • @killiaslo1601
      @killiaslo1601 Год назад +2

      How is it going

  • @mrself5824
    @mrself5824 3 года назад +6335

    *”Busted a nut of biblical proportions”* He has such a way with words.

    • @smith1008
      @smith1008 3 года назад +200

      He never fails to amaze me with the way he talks

    • @dislikethisvideoleavearude577
      @dislikethisvideoleavearude577 3 года назад +1

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html bhhteb

    • @sinnaru6286
      @sinnaru6286 3 года назад +8

      Oh man, that killed me xDD

    • @cookielove7191
      @cookielove7191 3 года назад +2

      Yesss!🤣💕

    • @platinumlion1011
      @platinumlion1011 3 года назад +9

      Well he is in the Bible

  • @salabhsg
    @salabhsg 3 года назад +7771

    At this point, charlie has reached a level of honesty only Gandhi could.

    • @wehate-ku7tf
      @wehate-ku7tf 3 года назад +19

      Yes.

    • @haticll
      @haticll 3 года назад +26

      Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

    • @tomcanty8856
      @tomcanty8856 3 года назад +161

      Ghandi slept with his grand daughters to test his "willpower of abstanance", he wasnt honest

    • @Oliver-ld3ei
      @Oliver-ld3ei 3 года назад +74

      Ghandi nukes me in Civ 6.

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 3 года назад +15

      @@tomcanty8856 that doesn't sound good, but what's it got to do with honestly?

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai 10 месяцев назад +38

    *_" Let's blacklist Charlie to ruin his career "_*
    Charlie: _" Sit down, Imma tell you the full story "_

  • @lilskalakis
    @lilskalakis 9 месяцев назад +50

    college charlie had to be a scientific experiment 😭😭😭

    • @mananjain8089
      @mananjain8089 6 месяцев назад +2

      Well if you think about it before the age of ~25 all of us are just doing experiments with ourselves.

  • @mcjovies36
    @mcjovies36 3 года назад +30712

    I admire Charlie for being so open about all of his extremely cringey moments of his life. What a legend

    • @mikemeriwether9495
      @mikemeriwether9495 3 года назад +65

      Fr

    • @Alraygun
      @Alraygun 3 года назад +190

      a true savior for all us spergs

    • @rehtric7166
      @rehtric7166 3 года назад +25

      Edp has already done this a long time ago

    • @livingpastlives
      @livingpastlives 3 года назад +156

      Makes you think about what he doesn't tell.

    • @ismaelt9525
      @ismaelt9525 3 года назад +41

      He's that godly anything embarrassing only empowers him

  • @peaceroolz
    @peaceroolz 3 года назад +4844

    This man is impossible to black mail. His life’s an open book 😂😂😂

    • @windingrefn8417
      @windingrefn8417 3 года назад +681

      If someone try to expose him, he's probably gonna say "oh shit i forgot about that story, thanks for reminding me"

    • @XadePsyconic
      @XadePsyconic 3 года назад +117

      Being a proud virgin boy is teeny tiny baggage compared to some of the crazy shit people keep secret.

    • @rivendoto
      @rivendoto 3 года назад +76

      I see him being that person that is reminded of an embarrassing moment by an asshole to "humiliate" him but then Charlie would proudly tell people more about that moment himself

    • @tomcanty8856
      @tomcanty8856 3 года назад +35

      @@rivendoto That's me now, used to be the opposite but the worse/more embarassing the story, the better. The past is the past, might aswell enjoy it now even if I didn't then.

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад +5

      @@rivendoto Everyone taking this obvious bullshit/bait like it's fact. Maybe Charlie is actually Jesus and he's writing the new Gospel.

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 2 года назад +79

    If I ever have kids, Charlie will be a key part of their teenage education

  • @Flash___
    @Flash___ 2 года назад +76

    4:37 just cured my sadness thanks charlie

  • @somecanadian7049
    @somecanadian7049 3 года назад +7805

    Well of course he was a virgin. Jesus wouldn’t sin in college

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/zwSu2s7FRZw/видео.html jeiidori

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s a link to it->* ruclips.net/video/vuzwadL2cP0/видео.html

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 3 года назад +65

      @@riskyy2657 thats a rickroll isnt it

    • @ConsoleFreaked
      @ConsoleFreaked 3 года назад +10

      Amen

    • @statelakeir
      @statelakeir 3 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @moistman3110
    @moistman3110 3 года назад +3836

    Take notice that Charlie's door is closed on this one. Even Charlie doesn't want Tiana hearing this one

    • @decaffeinatedafrican5997
      @decaffeinatedafrican5997 3 года назад +260

      "i've got a secret and i'm not afraid to share it"

    • @baron.whimsy
      @baron.whimsy 3 года назад +71

      She's probably subscribed D:

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 года назад +51

      Yeah I’m sure even though he’s cool with the entire internet knowing his girlfriend’s too far lol.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 3 года назад +60

      @@baron.whimsy na bro boys only

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 3 года назад +40

      @@Caffeine_Addict_2020
      **laughs in girl**

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 2 года назад +24

    "I did not go to the party that night. I stayed at my dorm room, watching cartoons"
    That sounds like a good weekend

  • @Antonio-xq2hg
    @Antonio-xq2hg 2 года назад +210

    You know. Sometimes i feel like kind of a socially inept loser. But when Charlie tells his stories it makes me feel like such a fucking Chad. Thank you Charlie, and bless you for your bravery for exposing that extremely cringey side of your past for millions to see

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 3 года назад +4223

    Can’t imagine the embarrassment the girl must’ve felt when Charlie declined her as later on he would star in the hunger games and be along side the likes of Jennifer Lawrence

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 года назад +20

      Yes

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 года назад +12

      Yes

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 года назад +12

      Yes

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 3 года назад +12

      Yes

  • @moimoimoi8707
    @moimoimoi8707 3 года назад +5127

    My life will be incomplete if I don't hear Charlie's Irish accent.

    • @brentsanderson6566
      @brentsanderson6566 3 года назад +48

      There's a close one he does at the beginning of every moist meter. The "sponsored by" voice

    • @James_C05
      @James_C05 3 года назад +82

      @@brentsanderson6566 I'm pretty sure that's his editor

    • @redtrainer1303
      @redtrainer1303 3 года назад +4

      ;-;

    • @squib9367
      @squib9367 3 года назад +62

      @@brentsanderson6566 That's not him, that's his friend Jackson lol

    • @netn0mad478
      @netn0mad478 3 года назад +44

      Jackson is australian bro

  • @korncobb8808
    @korncobb8808 Год назад +109

    I do think the stigma against virginity in males is a genuine problem though, as someone who does not like the idea of anything sexual I'm pretty thankful that since I'm a girl no one will really be mean to me about it
    Like if a girl said she was a virgin and a guy responded with "Oh thats sad, if u want I'll eat you out" that would be considered harassment lmao

    • @Luna.Tenebra
      @Luna.Tenebra Год назад +9

      Im a Virgin with 22 and people are really thirsty about that fact

    • @Nihilistic_Arsonist
      @Nihilistic_Arsonist Год назад +3

      The mean girls will be mean to you when they find out, just give it time.

    • @Nihilistic_Arsonist
      @Nihilistic_Arsonist Год назад

      ​@@Luna.Tenebra Why? Are you trying to die a virgin or something? Go have fun girl 💀

    • @kushmone
      @kushmone Год назад

      Preach

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 11 месяцев назад +5

      I'm 19 and still a virgin

  • @leannaw.6016
    @leannaw.6016 2 года назад +10

    Idk what brought you from this previous person to who you are now.. but it's a story I would love to hear! Your self awareness and honesty is incredible. To acknowledge that person and not to hide them, but use them as an outline to help others not make the same mistakes is so healthy and refreshing.

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад +2648

    Don't be the guy who talks about his virginity 24/7. But also don't be the guy who only talks about getting laid 24/7. Neither are fun to be around.

    • @Jimsock3y3
      @Jimsock3y3 3 года назад +193

      Yeah im a virgin but i dont brag about it, it just is what it is. I just dont like when people talk to me as if im missing out on something by not having sex.

    • @Jimsock3y3
      @Jimsock3y3 3 года назад +54

      @Shawn L does it feel better than a right hand? That's all that matters lol

    • @houseofdolan
      @houseofdolan 3 года назад +16

      @@Jimsock3y3 Meh..Honestly as a virgin myself I pretty much don't care 🤣

    • @woss7390
      @woss7390 3 года назад +177

      just don't talk about any one thing 24/7

    • @artoo9400
      @artoo9400 3 года назад +100

      @@woss7390 Right? Makes you come off as a static character from a low-budget anime.

  • @reesesman8821
    @reesesman8821 3 года назад +5239

    I can't tell if the girl who took Charlie's virginity would be praised or hated for ending the cringe saga

    • @resilententity470
      @resilententity470 3 года назад +53

      how about, neither?

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 года назад +258

      @@resilententity470 how about shut tf up?

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 3 года назад +28

      @@neon-io6rw lol did you like your own comment?

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 года назад +182

      @@nore5888 actually, no I didn’t. Unlike you. It’s just that people agree with me more than with you, so you can go back to being a fat discord mod now.

    • @stevestevens5220
      @stevestevens5220 3 года назад +70

      What a tone shift.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 2 года назад +57

    Honestly hearing these stories soothes my soul knowing I’m not the only one carrying the weight of these soul destroying, insomnia inducing, cringe fests that was younger me’s decisions

  • @cvtt3194
    @cvtt3194 2 года назад +16

    Charlie i love your stories about college, they are so relatable and hilarious. In college I tried so hard to be cool, party, drink, etc.... I was an asshole and a nuisance, i would have made your life hell if our paths crossed. Now I'd love to to have a friend as cool as you.

  • @0subsWith0vidsChallenge
    @0subsWith0vidsChallenge 3 года назад +6995

    If Charlie ever ran for president, I would vote for him since hes the most honest person I have ever seen.

    • @slimretro2659
      @slimretro2659 3 года назад +134

      Have you not seen him play among us? Charlie is a master manipulator

    • @chunkymilk6689
      @chunkymilk6689 3 года назад +33

      @@slimretro2659 Thats exactly it. In among us nobody can be trusted >:)

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад +40

      Everyone taking this obvious bullshit/bait like it's fact. Maybe Charlie is actually Jesus and he's writing the new Gospel.

    • @cornmono3665
      @cornmono3665 3 года назад

      For real.

    • @johannderjager4146
      @johannderjager4146 3 года назад +20

      Unfortunately, politicians don't like honestly, so they wouldn't give him a chance.

  • @kabibi8010
    @kabibi8010 3 года назад +2589

    He was taking “Virginity Rocks” way to seriously.

    • @imghost3032
      @imghost3032 3 года назад +41

      He would wear that un-ironically

    • @fire_nugit8549
      @fire_nugit8549 3 года назад +10

      Virginity is cool,remain pure

    • @ginjadingo2941
      @ginjadingo2941 3 года назад +15

      Those shirts are obnoxious

    • @LilDuggy270
      @LilDuggy270 3 года назад +2

      poor danny duncan

    • @dougmuntz1186
      @dougmuntz1186 3 года назад +2

      @@ginjadingo2941 not if you aren’t

  • @walido9723
    @walido9723 2 года назад +9

    the way he describes simple things is out of this world❤️❤️❤️
    Love it

  • @tektanin4123
    @tektanin4123 2 года назад +1

    These videos aways make me feel sm better about myself. Thankyou for ur service 🙏🏻

  • @tobyd6491
    @tobyd6491 3 года назад +1864

    Charlie now constantly bragging about how he use to brag about being a virgin.

    • @devang3572
      @devang3572 3 года назад +4

      69 th like fear me

    • @maydorablee
      @maydorablee 3 года назад +1

      homies hate to break it to you but only one of you can be the 69th like

    • @devang3572
      @devang3572 3 года назад +1

      Homie I’m the 69 th like

    • @devang3572
      @devang3572 3 года назад

      Unless some uncultured swine disliked

    • @devang3572
      @devang3572 3 года назад +1

      @The GamingGolem ah,I see you’re a man of culture lol
      Lol it’s funny how we take the 69th like so seriously

  • @Verpion
    @Verpion 3 года назад +7477

    That roommate would’ve ascended to Heaven.

    • @schlawg214
      @schlawg214 3 года назад +30

      Verpion top ten anime crossovers

    • @thearchbishopofbanterbury2467
      @thearchbishopofbanterbury2467 3 года назад +50

      In accordance with the scriptures 🙏

    • @itzaywin6677
      @itzaywin6677 3 года назад +6

      I see ur learning among us from him too.... Were built diff

    • @boza8737
      @boza8737 3 года назад +27

      Not roommate. The girl was the roommate's friend.

    • @daaye2x
      @daaye2x 3 года назад +1

      Lucid do u love me..

  • @lordjason5267
    @lordjason5267 2 года назад +66

    Charlie has good personality, good humor, and makes great content.
    I laughed my ass off.

  • @hammertime1015
    @hammertime1015 2 года назад +3

    I love you Charlie. I honestly 100% respect you for telling your stories.

  • @mimimosa259
    @mimimosa259 3 года назад +12058

    If he’s his powerful now, imagine how powerful he was as a virgin. Incredible

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 3 года назад +25

      "M-manko."

    • @mr.balls_cut6206
      @mr.balls_cut6206 3 года назад +131

      @Vid you don't understand the power

    • @mr.balls_cut6206
      @mr.balls_cut6206 3 года назад +95

      @Vid the power of not having sex is gigantic

    • @aangelox1130
      @aangelox1130 2 года назад +36

      Virgin Charlie is praised in my household

    • @avaregehidenorifan7630
      @avaregehidenorifan7630 2 года назад +8

      @@mr.balls_cut6206 i know im worshiping one of the great 100 virgins of the high school hes a top class virgin he's so powerful him JUST LOOKING AT GOKU WHOLD MAKE GOKU DIE FROM THE PRESURE OF HIS AURA

  • @Nicko4820
    @Nicko4820 3 года назад +21370

    When he lost his virginity, all religions were shocked by the second coming of jesus

    • @trishap8775
      @trishap8775 3 года назад +742

      r/cursedcomments

    • @drewdog3691
      @drewdog3691 3 года назад +517

      First coming

    • @ivanjocogu5
      @ivanjocogu5 3 года назад +73

      You should be top comment lmao

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 3 года назад +30

      why tf does this not have more likes

    • @wubba6262
      @wubba6262 3 года назад +148

      He sprayed his holy water across the land, far and wide

  • @Ryujin7
    @Ryujin7 2 года назад +26

    4:10 I fucking cried bro

  • @davidlaya1075
    @davidlaya1075 2 года назад +2

    man you are my hero, I really love and I admire how open you are, I feel identified with the story

  • @joewellfair8238
    @joewellfair8238 3 года назад +5983

    "Mysterious, anime, loser, virgin extraordinaire". Goals.

  • @imbi9580
    @imbi9580 3 года назад +5847

    The fact that this man is so open about his cringy past and no one could ever make fun of him for it is phenomenal

  • @Dat1MangaGuy
    @Dat1MangaGuy Год назад +1

    Man I appreciate this like I used to be the same way before I lost mine. Ig in our minds at the time we thought we were special. I think that was my reasoning. I will admit I never bragged about it but I was proud and thought highly of myself. Anyway ty for being open about this you a true legend bro.

  • @guy9033
    @guy9033 3 месяца назад

    Thank you Charles for making me feel better about my current circumstances

  • @markymark3668
    @markymark3668 3 года назад +3800

    So this begs the question.
    How did Charlie lose his virginity?

    • @Nate_-gm1js
      @Nate_-gm1js 3 года назад +575

      Holy shit we need this story

    • @expatthedworf8616
      @expatthedworf8616 3 года назад +630

      By his words "asked my current girlfriend to mash pissers at a yu gi oh turnament when she didnt want to give up [insert card] he wanted" the rest was history"

    • @Josh-ez1bt
      @Josh-ez1bt 3 года назад +124

      @@expatthedworf8616 well that’s how they met but he had another girlfriend before tiana

    • @CharlieA24
      @CharlieA24 3 года назад +232

      Didn't he had a story when he went on an exhausting sex binge with 3 different chicks over the course of one day in one of his last years of college?

    • @Josh-ez1bt
      @Josh-ez1bt 3 года назад +172

      @@CharlieA24 idk but it seems like something that would happen to charlie

  • @jacobishere5189
    @jacobishere5189 3 года назад +5559

    charlie was the kinda guy to wear a “Virginity rocks” hoodie

    • @lizard3755
      @lizard3755 2 года назад +190

      Those things kill me. Like, there's absolutely nothing wrong with some being a virgin and abstinence and shit, but broadcasting it to the world is just weird.

    • @mftoeless1687
      @mftoeless1687 2 года назад +139

      @@lizard3755 it’s ironic most of the time. it’s merch by Danny Duncan

    • @commentaccountaint2885
      @commentaccountaint2885 2 года назад

      Same

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 2 года назад +2

      One of these people are in my business class!

    • @dalegotcher7617
      @dalegotcher7617 2 года назад +62

      a majority of people who wear those are doing it ironically

  • @zuzu1524
    @zuzu1524 2 года назад +15

    I love Charlie’s humility to tell these stories 😭

  • @jonathanm7476
    @jonathanm7476 2 года назад

    A bro you bring me out of a bad mood man I appreciate you and everything you do

  • @heisenberg879
    @heisenberg879 3 года назад +11071

    “I used to be a virgin”
    *Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes*

  • @FanosSlapVt
    @FanosSlapVt 3 года назад +10349

    he thinks still being virgin at 19 is sad?
    Oh boy.............

    • @KJC04
      @KJC04 3 года назад +2595

      Ikr, 21 and going strong.

    • @draco9513
      @draco9513 3 года назад +938

      @@KJC04 respect

    • @isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945
      @isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945 3 года назад +1490

      I think it was more about bragging about its sad

    • @johmp5114
      @johmp5114 3 года назад +492

      i lost mine this year at 17, in a fucking pandemic lmfao

    • @loganedom3160
      @loganedom3160 3 года назад +61

      @@KJC04 same man

  • @lanoosaurusrex
    @lanoosaurusrex 2 года назад +78

    This is so bizarre to me because I belonged to a Christian club in college and no one was even allowed to think about sex or masturbation until marriage. As someone who leans towards asexuality, I don’t think it’s shameful or weird at all to be celibate as long as you’re fine with it. It seems like Charlie was fine with it, so…I dunno…I wouldn’t have cared. He avoided a lot of STDs, that’s for sure!

  • @salemfredericks435
    @salemfredericks435 2 года назад +4

    I don’t know who this guy is or why he popped up in my feed but he cracks me the f up. As I homeschooled kid I resonate with his demeanor and stories. No idea if he was homeschooled by gaddamn.. it feels like we were both climbing trees and ignoring home work together

  • @FEiNiEX
    @FEiNiEX 3 года назад +7286

    I feel like Charlie back then used to be one of those people who would sit alone at the lunch table and watch RUclips without headphones

  • @goaliegod3122
    @goaliegod3122 3 года назад +5195

    “I would get drunk and start bragging about my virginity in different accents” 😂😂😂😂

  • @lazyreader4089
    @lazyreader4089 Год назад +1

    Thanks man, I needed to hear that

  • @kennedyhernandez2861
    @kennedyhernandez2861 2 года назад

    I'm so glad this channel found me!

  • @thundamuffinz1669
    @thundamuffinz1669 3 года назад +2191

    I really respect him when he tells these stories because not only do they show that he isn't afraid to admit his mistakes, they show that he's grown a lot as a person.

    • @satanicusholocaustus8414
      @satanicusholocaustus8414 3 года назад +20

      No shit sherlock. Tell me is grass green?

    • @YourBestSpal
      @YourBestSpal 3 года назад +31

      @@satanicusholocaustus8414 ah shit here we go again. So umm i think its a color

    • @98030
      @98030 3 года назад +9

      @@satanicusholocaustus8414 what is a green?

    • @pinoproxy2828
      @pinoproxy2828 3 года назад +7

      lol yes he has grown a lot by having pre marriage sex, we live in a society

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 3 года назад +3

      One of the best character arcs

  • @zahsum
    @zahsum 3 года назад +1069

    First time viewers: "Wow this guy is a total weirdo!"
    Charlie's day one subs: *"ah yes, he's revealing the gospel to us yet again"*

    • @kostas3577
      @kostas3577 3 года назад +9

      We can't blame em there new t the charlie cult

    • @HokageMarz
      @HokageMarz 3 года назад +29

      I literally was freaking out like I know I saw this before

    • @dislikethisvideoleavearude577
      @dislikethisvideoleavearude577 3 года назад

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html bhet

    • @memphiskash
      @memphiskash 3 года назад +16

      “i wasn’t always this sex god you see before you”

    • @elvenscar
      @elvenscar 3 года назад

      Wow you’re so eDgY

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 Год назад +1

    Omg, the sniper bit had me in tears. I too have some mega embarrassing moments from my teens, and really admire Charlie's bravery. It doesn't make me think any less of him, because you can tell how far removed he is from his old self.

  • @zachschaeffer3884
    @zachschaeffer3884 2 года назад +21

    “I think i was watching justice leauge so yo know she was wet” lmfao that show was fire tho fr

  • @pietrzek1285
    @pietrzek1285 3 года назад +843

    "She was about to bite off more than she could chew" sent shivers down my spine

    • @luphoria
      @luphoria 3 года назад +14

      "..literally"

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 3 года назад +22

      Body's aching all the time....

    • @decilleg1120
      @decilleg1120 3 года назад +10

      @@blackpaint9093 Goodbye everybody...

    • @luisvaldes5206
      @luisvaldes5206 3 года назад +8

      @@decilleg1120 I've got to go

    • @internetperson573
      @internetperson573 3 года назад +7

      @@luisvaldes5206 gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

  • @ProTimax
    @ProTimax 3 года назад +5729

    My now girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go to "The Bed" with her, at the begining of our relationship. The gears in my head grinded hard for like solid 20 seconds. Turned out, the restaurant was called "The Bed". My face expression must have been priceless then.

    • @s.sterling6685
      @s.sterling6685 3 года назад +265

      @@Katzian yeah definitely hahaha cheeky bastard

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 3 года назад +357

      The thing is, whether it was a restaurant or not, that such a weird terminology to use when referring to sex. It's almost like something you would expect from a foreign exchange student that's still learning how to speak English.

    • @raebaconowo9910
      @raebaconowo9910 3 года назад +48

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 no it’s not

    • @imneveruploadinghere7180
      @imneveruploadinghere7180 3 года назад +176

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Its called a euphemism

    • @RUB13
      @RUB13 3 года назад +155

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 it’s playful talk, not a college essay.

  • @Furious-18George
    @Furious-18George Год назад

    I’ve just gone through a break up and your videos are helping a lot great work 👍

  • @Ronnie86753
    @Ronnie86753 2 года назад

    I’m dead …
    The level of honesty is insane …..
    Much love

  • @kachowsimpson2886
    @kachowsimpson2886 3 года назад +2082

    "I would get drunk and talk about my virginity in different accents" holy shit that is amazing

    • @Bawrhsaia
      @Bawrhsaia 2 года назад +6

      i read this comment while charlie was saying that line

    • @santiago.v1743
      @santiago.v1743 2 года назад

      Russian
      Spanish
      Portuguese

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 10 месяцев назад

      I read your comment exactly as he said it out loud. holy shit that is amazing

  • @pingpinapples5842
    @pingpinapples5842 3 года назад +623

    Honestly Charlie has such an ease of speech it’s hard to imagine he emerged from the womb and wasn’t instantly a fully realized human being

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s a link to it-->* ruclips.net/video/vuzwadL2cP0/видео.html

    • @Dogspine1
      @Dogspine1 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/6ViXxfz5CPY/видео.html
      Definitely not a rickrole

    • @comradeskipper5232
      @comradeskipper5232 3 года назад

      @@Dogspine1 rickrole?

    • @tescochickennuggets5921
      @tescochickennuggets5921 3 года назад

      When charlie was born, he walked down a stairway with a full head of hair while holy music was playing

    • @luca.livadini7539
      @luca.livadini7539 3 года назад

      Gay

  • @TheCultOfDanny
    @TheCultOfDanny 2 года назад +1

    long hair suits you so well man. My fave of your hairstyles.

  • @GummerCheeseWing
    @GummerCheeseWing 2 года назад

    This is a confidence booster, thanks bruh

    • @TheeSirRandom
      @TheeSirRandom Месяц назад

      fr bru. sometimes when I begin thinking about teh horrible cringe I have done myself in the past I just watch one of these story time videos and completely forget about it.

  • @deadeyehiki7317
    @deadeyehiki7317 3 года назад +587

    Bruh, that friend of your roommate is truly a servant of god, just for offering.

    • @rrrffxxx2142
      @rrrffxxx2142 3 года назад +6

      Nice amount of likes

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 3 года назад +7

      Its 70 now. I ruined it, more than 69ing ever could.

    • @erikhjortsater5461
      @erikhjortsater5461 3 года назад +5

      @@chrisjackson1215 one doing some Russian twist action on top and the bottom acting like a wheel?

    • @vddp3948
      @vddp3948 3 года назад +6

      I'm just refreshing to see more and more likes

    • @markusfpv1349
      @markusfpv1349 3 года назад +3

      She probably was Mary Magdalene

  • @scyyyy8366
    @scyyyy8366 3 года назад +657

    We need more episodes for the "college arc" in the Charlie anime.

    • @loganmiller3167
      @loganmiller3167 3 года назад +3

      He has some good stories that are pretty old. I’m talking preface cam Charlie

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear raj

    • @48DeathNinja
      @48DeathNinja 3 года назад

      Fr these videos are so good

    • @rickster255
      @rickster255 3 года назад

      Bruh someone actually needs to draw all this Charlie's stories

    • @christiangasior4244
      @christiangasior4244 3 года назад

      High school sounds even cringier, I wanna hear more of that and see his basketball team pics with his wild hairdo

  • @mr.unicum
    @mr.unicum 2 года назад +8

    i'm rewatching all of charlie's embarassing stories and now my head is starting to hurt because of my laughter

  • @Ryuufi
    @Ryuufi 2 года назад +16

    In my country, Indonesia, virginity is a holy thing that is required of both men and women before their wedding. They can only lose virginity to their wife/husband, and if they aren't a virgin before they get married then they are going to be shamed by mostly everyone except for some cases like rape or remarry. The logic is that non-virgin are viewed as loose and prone to cheating so if they aren't a virgin before they get married then there is a high chance that they will cheat while they are married. So it's the reverse here, virginity is actually praised and expected of you while non-virgin usually need to keep it a secret in order to blend into society.

    • @Dislob
      @Dislob Год назад

      Are all the couples married? What about more casual relashionships?

    • @Thefailuree
      @Thefailuree Год назад +4

      Damn this sounds better than america where ur a social reject if ur a virgin 😂

    • @Ryuufi
      @Ryuufi Год назад +2

      @@Dislob Late reply but couples and casual relationships still exists here. But they can't have sex, even kissing (in the lips) is considered going too far by some people so couples here usually only going as far as kissing (most on cheeks, some on lips) or hugging (mostly for highschool couples)

    • @Ryuufi
      @Ryuufi Год назад +3

      @@Thefailuree Ikr, it sounds strange to me whenever i hear that people on America looks down on virgins. Being a virgin doesn't mean that you're a loser in life and being a non-virgin doesn't mean that you're a winner in life. There are many people in my country who is successful and is virgin until they get married, so the whole concept of "Haha virgin bad, non-virgin good" is just foreign to me

    • @ihatechadsandidontraisethe6347
      @ihatechadsandidontraisethe6347 Год назад

      @@Ryuufi Still a virgin here in America, America ruined me.

  • @Ghostxx
    @Ghostxx 3 года назад +429

    He made so many videos about this topic... its almost as if he's bragging about bragging about being a virgin.

    • @raiden5452
      @raiden5452 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @BltchErica
      @BltchErica 3 года назад +56

      lmao and 5 years from now he's gonna post a video titled "I used to brag about bragging about being a virgin"

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 года назад +27

      He's definitely addicted to bragging about being a virgin

    • @gibemerent9689
      @gibemerent9689 3 года назад

      @@knightmare6619 shit XD

    • @kan8602
      @kan8602 3 года назад

      @@knightmare6619 LMAOO

  • @ponzu7482
    @ponzu7482 3 года назад +405

    This level of honesty is refreshing. Makes you feel human.

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 3 года назад +25

      In a world full of thots and flexing idiots, genuine people like him and Pewds are a blessing. They encouraged me to joke openly about my most low, embarrassing moments

    • @massivredboi2646
      @massivredboi2646 3 года назад +4

      Ah, so you're new here.

    • @georgestanley657
      @georgestanley657 3 года назад

      Didn’t your head get blown off.

    • @chingas9378
      @chingas9378 3 года назад +1

      @@TheItalianFun I don’t like pewds but I respect him for being pretty genuine

  • @R6Moe
    @R6Moe 2 года назад +1

    I could listen to this guys stories all day.

  • @artirmuzil7028
    @artirmuzil7028 8 месяцев назад +8

    He has the balls to tell us all of this with a strate face and turn this eberasing story into content

    • @JakeYolk
      @JakeYolk 8 месяцев назад +4

      Straight* embarrassing* 😎👍

  • @SharkLB
    @SharkLB 3 года назад +553

    Imagine you talk to a random NPC in skyrim and they read out the script of this video

    • @sambenjamin9636
      @sambenjamin9636 3 года назад +7

      Top comment😭

    • @SparkOutUs
      @SparkOutUs 3 года назад +6

      just a random encounter in the mountains

    • @Xograch
      @Xograch 3 года назад +7

      If that was the case, It would be the first NPC I would genuinely listen to

    • @deniahmetaj
      @deniahmetaj 3 года назад

      The best part is this man doesn't script his videos. He's too good for that shit

    • @Memarzuq
      @Memarzuq 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @moshahril7719
    @moshahril7719 3 года назад +1798

    Me here afraid to talk to other people about my cringe life
    Charlie:

    • @user-kp4ii5eu2w
      @user-kp4ii5eu2w 3 года назад +3

      At least he got money from it

    • @BlindKid4
      @BlindKid4 3 года назад

      @@user-kp4ii5eu2w not really, theres no ads

    • @user-kp4ii5eu2w
      @user-kp4ii5eu2w 3 года назад +1

      @@BlindKid4 I had ads at the end of the video

    • @BlindKid4
      @BlindKid4 3 года назад +2

      @@user-kp4ii5eu2w every video has ads at the beginning, those dont go towards the creators i think

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 3 года назад +6

      @@BlindKid4 Some does. If you turn off the ads, you get no money. I'm not going to look up the percentage, but that's how YT pays people. You get a certain amount of money per view if you have ads on.

  • @shanemcdaniels
    @shanemcdaniels Год назад +15

    Charlie is embodiment of intrusive thoughts winning. He has revealed more about his life and sexual relations to 12 million strangers than I have to my family doctor

  • @haydenmcginnis1432
    @haydenmcginnis1432 Год назад

    You had me for a second. I’m on a trip and service isn’t great traveling. I clicked on the vid and it was a black screen.
    You got me good

  • @avanindrad5988
    @avanindrad5988 3 года назад +1317

    Tell us about the time you lost the v card, Jesus Christ.

    • @cadikai
      @cadikai 3 года назад +175

      I can't tell if this is an annoyed "Jesus Christ" or you are referring to him as Jesus either way I wouldn't be surprised

    • @synskrim9173
      @synskrim9173 3 года назад +24

      I like to think he’s addressing Jesus himself

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 3 года назад +13

      Yes Jesus was used in the vocative case

    • @bradyaskelson9136
      @bradyaskelson9136 3 года назад +3

      i wanted to like this but you’re at 420 likes

    • @compiler4297
      @compiler4297 3 года назад +2

      He played Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 3 года назад +884

    he still bragging about his virginity to the whole world.
    Never change sir.

  • @qoda3228
    @qoda3228 2 года назад +12

    Charlie was that weird kid in everyone's class... you know that weird one

  • @nik51693
    @nik51693 4 месяца назад

    Your vids are pure gold man xd keep it up

  • @pmdoublet1948
    @pmdoublet1948 3 года назад +447

    But now, Charlie has the balls to tell thousands upon thousands of people that a girl kissed him and he pre-came in public

    • @JesseNatFigger
      @JesseNatFigger 3 года назад +27

      more like millions

    • @hdjfjd8
      @hdjfjd8 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LR-nb9ov
      @LR-nb9ov 3 года назад +5

      and honestly it couldve just been a full load that he blew down his leg. we just. dont. know.

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 3 года назад +1

      @@JesseNatFigger a thousand upon a thousand could be interpreted as either 2000 or 1 million

  • @elijahdurnal
    @elijahdurnal 3 года назад +1599

    This should be played in churches across America. Jesus has been embarrassed at these church kids for quite a while.

  • @kuramamastah5270
    @kuramamastah5270 4 месяца назад +3

    ''Take one for the team'' So poetic, but being serious she sure wasn't prepared enough for charlie's moisture

  • @hamidsohrabi9170
    @hamidsohrabi9170 2 года назад

    this is the funniest story on the internet everr! you are the best

  • @alexoprita7221
    @alexoprita7221 3 года назад +384

    3 years from now: "I used to brag about bragging about being a virgin"

    • @colinftp3288
      @colinftp3288 3 года назад +7

      The never ending paradox

    • @RicoLee27
      @RicoLee27 3 года назад +1

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 23 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! You go hell, i hope you are proud of that

    • @atharvkashyap6510
      @atharvkashyap6510 3 года назад

      @@RicoLee27 it's a bot...

    • @Noblyuntruthful
      @Noblyuntruthful 3 года назад

      Metavirgin

  • @therandomman1171
    @therandomman1171 3 года назад +278

    There's a dude in my school that is always alone and when i approach him he always hits me with self depravating jokes. I honestly think of him as old Charlie and i hope he will evolve just like Charlie did.

    • @spydertekd9370
      @spydertekd9370 3 года назад +9

      How did you find me??!

    • @Assassinq
      @Assassinq 3 года назад +12

      I’m one of those dudes that’s also always alone I’m gonna try and help my fellow loner and suggest maybe you could give him that push to become Jesus 😳

    • @incompetentastie9888
      @incompetentastie9888 3 года назад +2

      my cover is blown

  • @xcel140
    @xcel140 2 года назад +16

    4:30 hahahahaha funniest part of the hole video

  • @v.irus666
    @v.irus666 2 года назад +1

    i can’t imagine him being this way, it’s comforting cause it reminds you he’s human too lmao

  • @uriah5514
    @uriah5514 3 года назад +1487

    2:04 “I was watching justice league so you know she was wet” 😭😭😭😭

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 3 года назад +381

    You can't be a virgin and a Chad at the same time.
    College Charles: hold my Yu-Gi-Oh booster packs.

    • @Koffingrockz
      @Koffingrockz 3 года назад +3

      My name is Chad and my profile picture likely shows that I am an anomaly towards your statement

    • @jblen
      @jblen 3 года назад

      I disagree, he was not a Chad at the time he was a virgin. He's literally talking about how lame he was in this video

  • @agent_clemons
    @agent_clemons Год назад +4

    I almost died laughing at this, what a legend for sharing this with the world.

  • @BruceBatman2much
    @BruceBatman2much 4 месяца назад +5

    A wise man once said “virginity rocks”

  • @smolgrizzly4608
    @smolgrizzly4608 3 года назад +3020

    Charlie : *is packed with so much awesomeness that no one dares to insult him*
    Charlie : "fine. I guess I'll do it myself"

  • @iamLucid
    @iamLucid 3 года назад +3899

    I’m holding my v-card in my profile picture

  • @MrGrimm-gy1mu
    @MrGrimm-gy1mu 2 года назад +6

    Well, the reason why I'm an 18 years old virgin is because I got diagnosed with a weird heart problem which got me locked up in my room
    I can't go outside for too much or date girls because I might actually risk a heart attack because my heart was really weak, if I'll wake up from the bed, it on will start beeping in a very fast and scary pace and sometimes I feel like I'm about to die
    It's been like this for months, I can barely walk or do anything

  • @Devon.with.an.i
    @Devon.with.an.i 2 года назад +3

    Scared me for a minute. I thought a pic of me was gonna come up any second. Keep it on the dl