I Took A BDSM Test

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • This is the greatest survey test of All Time

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @Shinglerbleach
    @Shinglerbleach 3 года назад +11490

    The website needs to make sure that robots aren’t becoming kinky

    • @mordddecai
      @mordddecai 3 года назад +150

      Good, do we want kinky robots in the world?

    • @ballsosaurus_sex
      @ballsosaurus_sex 3 года назад +269

      @@mordddecai idk about you but I do.

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 года назад +95

      @@ballsosaurus_sex Skynut shall yet be real!

    • @gamer-bp6ig
      @gamer-bp6ig 3 года назад +48

      @@kayEnt3rtainm3nt WAIT FUCK NO GO BACK

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 3 года назад +18

      Hey now, that's Robophobic!
      -Kiibo I guess

  • @yazanalj1975
    @yazanalj1975 3 года назад +17367

    "I pinkie promise I'm not a robot"
    *Says with an emotionless robot voice*

    • @savbeeing7376
      @savbeeing7376 3 года назад +39

      no replies thats rare

    • @xcels
      @xcels 3 года назад +18

      @@savbeeing7376 bruhhhh

    • @TheBuakao
      @TheBuakao 3 года назад +7

      He's a witcher

    • @predraggrujic973
      @predraggrujic973 3 года назад +37

      I thought he said "I kinky promise"

    • @theyamo7219
      @theyamo7219 3 года назад +1

      While the Kraftwerk song plays in the background. LOL

  • @ianleonard3264
    @ianleonard3264 3 года назад +3658

    “Sometimes i like to cosplay as a 70 year old professor and just retire” :fucking mood

  • @slipkttn9413
    @slipkttn9413 Год назад +10473

    charlies parents loved each other and i can tell by this video

    • @arkdotgif
      @arkdotgif Год назад +294

      LMAOOO (ouch though)

    • @wg6276
      @wg6276 Год назад +200

      I feel attacked 😭😭🤣

    • @phishcatt
      @phishcatt Год назад

      Toxic ass comment man.

    • @willwouldnot
      @willwouldnot Год назад +88

      damn, feeling a little attacked rn

    • @kingcharlesFrench
      @kingcharlesFrench Год назад +222

      ​@@phishcatt kinks are mostly caused by trauma

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 3 года назад +13862

    “I’m not a masochist, I’m just testing my limits.”

    • @kodiak7463
      @kodiak7463 3 года назад +517

      So deep...
      like my uncle inside me

    • @otto8691
      @otto8691 3 года назад +406

      @@kodiak7463 alrighty

    • @SeerIncYT
      @SeerIncYT 3 года назад +600

      omg marker plyer reference ???

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 года назад +9

      DEWE

    • @LeveyHere
      @LeveyHere 3 года назад +216

      -Markiplier

  • @korfolo5331
    @korfolo5331 3 года назад +78106

    The reason he’s not showing the screen is because he’s choosing yes to all of them

    • @TrickyyCluckk
      @TrickyyCluckk 3 года назад +4742

      Holy shit it makes sence now

    • @locustlocust124
      @locustlocust124 3 года назад +2269

      @@TrickyyCluckk it's spelt snese not sence

    • @snail6312
      @snail6312 3 года назад +2528

      @@locustlocust124 not quite, but ur on the way!

    • @ItsDannyio
      @ItsDannyio 3 года назад +1785

      @@locustlocust124 Oh, that makes snese

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 года назад +828

      @@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy Oh that makes a lot of simce

  • @Eliqueme
    @Eliqueme 3 года назад +11160

    This isn't a BDSM test, It's your admission for joining the military...

  • @Stormy-es6sf
    @Stormy-es6sf 5 месяцев назад +749

    bro had the least traumatic childhood

  • @Novacash0360
    @Novacash0360 3 года назад +12046

    “Typically after sex I like to tell them ‘and keep up the good work in school’” is the epitome of what gets you put on the watchlist

  • @retroscept
    @retroscept 3 года назад +20619

    Test: What is your sexual personality?
    Charlie: Gamer

    • @retroscept
      @retroscept 3 года назад +289

      @Marco rex damn man that’s crazy, but I don’t really care

    • @whoartthou9333
      @whoartthou9333 3 года назад +38

      The 2 bot wammy combo

    • @duk7933
      @duk7933 3 года назад +2

      @DafDafWafShaf hUh

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 3 года назад +19

      A turtle approves of *Gamers*

    • @retroscept
      @retroscept 3 года назад +15

      @@TurtleChad1 a retroscept approves of a turtle approving gamers

  • @cold.raviolis
    @cold.raviolis 3 года назад +13412

    I love how he said "maybe some tears too" sarcastically, but that's actually something people are into

    • @elin4364
      @elin4364 3 года назад +774

      heck yeah I wanna be left sobbing

    • @LadyLeFey
      @LadyLeFey 3 года назад +610

      I mean, if it doesn't end in tears, did you even try? :D

    • @joe-sc2ff
      @joe-sc2ff 3 года назад +177

      good lord

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 года назад +333

      @@LadyLeFey Who said tears are the end?

    • @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms
      @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 3 года назад +565

      I love how half of this is Charlie going: "Who the hell would be into [describes things people are very specifically into sexually] that'd be ridiculous!" Like uhhh you just described the fantasies of a lot of people lol

  • @savanahdolce2949
    @savanahdolce2949 2 года назад +1387

    the way charlie reads the questions out loud really makes you rethink your choices

  • @tiazoh
    @tiazoh 3 года назад +22189

    Of course Charlie is Vanilla, he owns only white T-shirts.

    • @slippynuggets
      @slippynuggets 3 года назад +592

      He’s actually wearing a black shirt, but since Jesus came back from Heaven his shirt changed a whole color by the light /:

    • @Haphephobic
      @Haphephobic 3 года назад +26

      69 likes

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 3 года назад +10

      especially gildan.

    • @ymakj
      @ymakj 3 года назад +136

      That's why he's called Charles White

    • @theinvisiblebrick636
      @theinvisiblebrick636 3 года назад +2

      Him using only white t-shirts actually makes him less vanilla because most other people do not.

  • @secondchance5914
    @secondchance5914 3 года назад +6278

    I bet he yells “yeah baby” when he starts to arrive

  • @gamonstudios
    @gamonstudios 3 года назад +14461

    “Who gets hard over fear”
    A lot of people who wanna play Resident Evil 8 apparently

    • @smallface6471
      @smallface6471 3 года назад +358

      That's different

    • @Bogalog
      @Bogalog 3 года назад +358

      @@smallface6471 she gon break your neck and leave you paralized,if that's not a kink in itself (which I guarantee someone has) a kink of fear is has close had they are

    • @Halfway3
      @Halfway3 3 года назад +48

      @@smallface6471 It's actually not.

    • @mango_sheikh786
      @mango_sheikh786 3 года назад +132

      It’s not the same. For her it’s cuz she has big bazongas.

    • @snethies
      @snethies 3 года назад +120

      @@mango_sheikh786 have you seen markipliers video about it and what he said... it’s a little more than big bazongas

  • @BOOFY8691
    @BOOFY8691 Год назад +1270

    this is gold for out of context clips

    • @Piflle
      @Piflle Год назад +18

      Bru it’s not better in context tbh

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@Piflle well in context he's saying it sarcastically so...

    • @notrawmire
      @notrawmire 28 дней назад

      Lamao hahaha😂😂

  • @rynbitez
    @rynbitez 3 года назад +2704

    "this feels more like homework than fun" he's not completely wrong

    • @RndmGames
      @RndmGames 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Tb05DOwre6g/видео.html

    • @ethankulig6296
      @ethankulig6296 3 года назад +81

      Yeah... I mean like 30% of BDSM is doing research, and learning to read signs/signals. So not completely wrong.

    • @PremaritalCheese
      @PremaritalCheese 3 года назад +1

      Personal experience?

    • @unknown-ns7in
      @unknown-ns7in 3 года назад

      @@RndmGames what was the video?

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +20350

    We forget that charlie had an actually functional family growing up

    • @gild3dgaz3
      @gild3dgaz3 3 года назад +913

      i didn't have a functional family growing up and i found the questions on this test just as alarming as charlie did lmao

    • @chaingigan7545
      @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +1178

      @@gild3dgaz3 damn, your trama didn’t become kinks? F

    • @bruhsoundeffect0
      @bruhsoundeffect0 3 года назад +88

      This comment speaks to me... but I lay the blame on my brothers friend instead

    • @chaingigan7545
      @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +219

      @@bruhsoundeffect0 bro, you good?

    • @bruhsoundeffect0
      @bruhsoundeffect0 3 года назад +62

      @@chaingigan7545 Yes, I personally think so. I got hypno-therapy for my truama a year ago

  • @VS-jl1zw
    @VS-jl1zw 3 года назад +16832

    Yeah Charlie is into BDSM-
    B: BIBLE
    D: DISCUSSION
    S: STUDY
    M: MEETING

  • @eindride1268
    @eindride1268 7 месяцев назад +326

    "Do you enjoy acting as a pet (dog, cat, pony)"
    "Neigh- I mean no"

  • @jayofthedeadd
    @jayofthedeadd 3 года назад +15609

    Charlie just seems like he would be either super vanilla or into extreme hardcore shit, no in between

    • @lovebug4998
      @lovebug4998 3 года назад +798

      Why is that so accurate

    • @Yaardennchuuk
      @Yaardennchuuk 3 года назад +381

      100% accurate.

    • @ghosty4
      @ghosty4 3 года назад +686

      According to the quiz he's super vanilla.

    • @beardman9116
      @beardman9116 3 года назад +119

      Yall are some weirdos and yall aren't the good weirdos.

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I see that

  • @gasparbende3290
    @gasparbende3290 3 года назад +2668

    Charlie sounds like his father just found his browser history and he’s trying to explain it

  • @riift3294
    @riift3294 2 года назад +13707

    charlie is simultaneously the most NPC guy ever and the most unique guy ever

    • @jammies1431
      @jammies1431 2 года назад +294

      Main npc white tshirt energy

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 2 года назад +137

      On internet every normal person seems to be "unique"

    • @r4yyans___
      @r4yyans___ 2 года назад

      @@realswobby then they fake mental disorders:)

    • @azzafathelrahman470
      @azzafathelrahman470 2 года назад +96

      @@realswobby thats because almost every creator doesnt act like a normal person when making content. So when they see just a normal guy they see it as something very unique

    • @Joshs4stro
      @Joshs4stro Год назад +51

      cuz he’s a sane human being and doesn’t want his human rights taken away from him during sex

  • @K-Dizzle.
    @K-Dizzle. Год назад +1966

    So basically, "Are you a sadist, masochist, or vanilla? Are you into children? What about parental figures? Cuckolds? Does being a pet do it for you?"
    I agree with Charlie. Why is it only weird shit? Where are the balloon fetish questions?

    • @decrepitdebauchery
      @decrepitdebauchery Год назад

      thats what im saying! wheres the knee inflation fetish??

    • @reziinicoo
      @reziinicoo 11 месяцев назад +28

      LOL

    • @Wawwior
      @Wawwior 9 месяцев назад +130

      Well its a BDSM test, but yes other kink tests would be interesting too, though they dont have many different symptoms do they?

    • @darkr4ven_blue3ye
      @darkr4ven_blue3ye 8 месяцев назад +12

      LMAO BALLOON

    • @Fumblebeebyyourside
      @Fumblebeebyyourside 8 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣

  • @voodoofish6347
    @voodoofish6347 3 года назад +52062

    Charlie’s earbuds are connected to god

    • @Hazyla
      @Hazyla 3 года назад +2046

      He is god

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 3 года назад +2472

      @@Hazyla so they’re connected to god

    • @TTCanadaJapan
      @TTCanadaJapan 3 года назад +680

      comments like these is what i live for

    • @WonderMythVisuals
      @WonderMythVisuals 3 года назад +772

      I laughed so hard when i noticed the earbud wires LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +180

      Well yes, they are in his ears

  • @R3cklessins0mniac
    @R3cklessins0mniac 2 года назад +4663

    Charlie rolls out of bed after 20 minutes of missionary and says "great job sport, let's rock and roll"

    • @electro2888
      @electro2888 Год назад +129

      I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭😭

    • @Madslt
      @Madslt Год назад +53

      I’m fucking wheezing 😭😂

    • @Install312
      @Install312 11 месяцев назад +273

      No he says “woo yeah baby. That was insane-o style! Anyway, that’s about it. See ya.”

    • @sayonaraxxxxxx
      @sayonaraxxxxxx 8 месяцев назад

      Oh my fucking god this is gold@@Install312 😭

    • @discarded.Dishsoap
      @discarded.Dishsoap 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Install312JDJYFJYFGYIDKYHELP😭

  • @DimwitdoggoYT
    @DimwitdoggoYT 3 года назад +5300

    All of those who say he's vanilla don't realize that he's actually Jesus Christ and this is his first time hearing about human kinks.

    • @Bbydoll420
      @Bbydoll420 2 года назад +36

      looks like it too

    • @omgxab2223
      @omgxab2223 2 года назад +180

      That must be why his headphones are reaching God.

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 2 года назад +14

      Jesus was living as a human too

    • @trapgothhh
      @trapgothhh 2 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @hyjinx1889
      @hyjinx1889 2 года назад +5

      666th like

  • @ScratchdHelp
    @ScratchdHelp Год назад +227

    i am now going to use the term "fearboners" casually.

    • @Piflle
      @Piflle Год назад +2

      Lol same

  • @MrIceio
    @MrIceio 3 года назад +21103

    Kink-shaming is Charlie's kink.

    • @SilverishKitten
      @SilverishKitten 3 года назад +335

      Meanwhile, us kink folks just want to have our safe space to be ourselves in... I have no idea why the straights/vanillas/whatever need to insert themselves in everything. This isn't about you. Its about people who agreed to a mutual thing that helps them feel in tune with themselves, for whatever reasons.
      And that quiz is geared towards kink folks, who already know that when we say "torture" we dont mean actual soul crushing, life devastating torture. Pain produces pleasure, and fear produces adrenaline which enhances the pleasure. Much like sky divers, or boxers and such.
      Its just that when you've been in the community, we know that the word slave comes with the disclamers "Not actually a slave, and yes I want to be respected and have a functional life and yes in the end, no matter how much we pretend otherwise, i do actually have the power to say no, if for no other reason than that the law wil fuck you in the ass if you try to bring a ~slave contract~ up in court."
      ANyway, my apologies, I just get annoyed when vanillas act like BDSM content is some sort of attack against them when it has nothing to do with them. It's not for them, and their opinion shouldn't have any say in how I live my life.
      And yes, people have gone to jail over kinky, consensual sex. Its fucking horrible.

    • @alexandrad.9367
      @alexandrad.9367 3 года назад +796

      @@SilverishKitten yeah because that ‘kinky/consensual’ sex had been taken to far to the point where it has KILLED people or seriously harmed them. it can be kinky and consensual but you still have to realize BOUNDARIES and the fact that there are CONSEQUENCES if you take things too far.

    • @paulgotik
      @paulgotik 3 года назад +243

      @@SilverishKitten the way they phrase it was bad. You are not special or differenent from "vanilla people". You are like everyone else stop trying to think highly of yourself. If you kill people or torture them of course "vanillas" have a say in what you do in your life. Not to metion that people can consent and have some type of mental illness or drug that makes their consent not valid. Not to mension that stockholm syndrome is a real thing. If you are doing with a consenting adult do what you want as long as it doesn't put in danger other people. The problem is that people in bdsm communities sometimes put other at risk even if everyone had consented, and that needs to be pointed out and stopped. Not to mention that being a sex slave 24/7 can ruin your life even if you consented to it.

    • @seechao
      @seechao 3 года назад +105

      Just remember consent

    • @seechao
      @seechao 3 года назад +184

      @@alexandrad.9367 Yeah if you know anything about the bdsm community youd know thats literally the most important thing and is a constant discussion at events and within friends groups.

  • @Aureus282
    @Aureus282 3 года назад +2276

    Reminder that the only other thing he wears besides white shirts is BDSM attire.

    • @scarabix3D
      @scarabix3D 3 года назад +113

      Oh, you’re into bdsm? Name all constraints.

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 3 года назад +18

      do you want the blender ones too or--

    • @nascentKiller
      @nascentKiller 3 года назад +4

      this is canon

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 3 года назад +5427

    "What kind of sexual deviant are you?"
    Charlie: Certainly

  • @kohaku2306
    @kohaku2306 8 месяцев назад +183

    Bro is biblically accurate

  • @Sch1sMx
    @Sch1sMx 3 года назад +29557

    charlie is the most vanilla person ive ever seen take this test

  • @caesthoffe
    @caesthoffe 3 года назад +15367

    i think what we've learned is that Charlie is a gentle dom

  • @JuanPablodelaTorre
    @JuanPablodelaTorre 3 года назад +10605

    **Takes a BDSM test**
    **Wonders why are there so many questions about torture**

    • @PopcornBunni
      @PopcornBunni 3 года назад +480

      BDSM test with 0 bondage questions

    • @vanellope681
      @vanellope681 3 года назад +79

      @@PopcornBunni oh yeah! That's a really common one.

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 3 года назад +248

      @@PopcornBunni There are bondage questions, it just seems like Charlie didn't include them, lmao

    • @krisbeagles7045
      @krisbeagles7045 3 года назад +137

      @@IDontReallyWantARUclipsHandle Yeah, I'm also FAIRLY certain he took the shorter version of the quiz

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator 3 года назад +70

      @@krisbeagles7045 He decided to take the shorter version of the quiz but didn't decide to pick the option to weed out the questions for bottoms for some reason

  • @cjwood9936
    @cjwood9936 Год назад +137

    Watching this high has me geekin tf out

  • @sixersfan1029
    @sixersfan1029 3 года назад +6116

    Now this is what the people want

  • @I-VisiBomb-I
    @I-VisiBomb-I 3 года назад +4159

    PLOT TWIST: Charlie is the most vanilla guy in the universe, hence the white shirt and his surname Charlie White.

    • @rosesyt8068
      @rosesyt8068 3 года назад +69

      He’s got that BWC

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 3 года назад +43

      @@rosesyt8068 nah. It’s 6.5 inches

    • @c0n22
      @c0n22 3 года назад +26

      Excuse me then what does he do with his "collection"

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 3 года назад +75

      @@c0n22 he just collects it lmao. It’s all just chillin in his closet

    • @portalwombat69
      @portalwombat69 3 года назад +25

      You may be on to something ,the only thing not vanilla about him is his hair , maybe thats the real reason he doesnt cut it.

  • @prisma.
    @prisma. 3 года назад +16752

    This test is basically: "Do you enjoy pain?"
    "Yeah"
    "Congrats you're a masochist."

    • @punpunpunyama9271
      @punpunpunyama9271 3 года назад +1138

      but that's what masochism is

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sYVCefFe4eI/видео.html

    • @Kaylahlx
      @Kaylahlx 3 года назад +6

      FR

    • @sameheightasjoeyjordison4900
      @sameheightasjoeyjordison4900 3 года назад +141

      me, a masochist:

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 года назад +125

      It's like a zodiac sign except it actually means something, instead of explaining how much you like getting your balls stepped on you just show people your results.

  • @strawberrolyy
    @strawberrolyy Год назад +245

    Charlie’s parents loved each other, I can tell.

  • @kimswexy
    @kimswexy 3 года назад +42376

    the test is basically
    1. do you like colouring books?
    2. do you wanna have all of your human rights thrown out of the window just to serve someone as a real life slave?

    • @babywasabi
      @babywasabi 3 года назад +735

      LMFAOO

    • @lyle_marie_ceniza
      @lyle_marie_ceniza 3 года назад +84

      Lol

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 3 года назад +317

      Me: ... yes

    • @Chazzmyn
      @Chazzmyn 3 года назад +705

      Slaves, if done correctly, should still have a contract that is renewed every other month/year, containing some things both parties agree to, and either can leave someone breaks the rules or hard limits in the contract

    • @seechao
      @seechao 3 года назад +236

      How does roleplay and consensual bdsm dynamic = human rights abuse? Lul

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 3 года назад +5357

    "Gamer lingo while climaximg"
    It's not a Bukkake, it's a *headshot*

    • @wakawaka6924
      @wakawaka6924 3 года назад +42

      underrated comment

    • @alexdale8705
      @alexdale8705 3 года назад +44

      Lmao a creampie is a 1up

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 3 года назад +5

      spray control

    • @strawberro8082
      @strawberro8082 3 года назад +8

      A bukkake? That’s a full body littering of bullets

    • @cjjackson8309
      @cjjackson8309 3 года назад +3

      I made that joke to a friend once lmaoo

  • @strxwbxrry_420
    @strxwbxrry_420 3 года назад +6526

    Charlie kink shaming is by far the best thing I've witnessed recently

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 3 года назад +330

      People keep using that word too much. Whatever king shaming is, we need more of it. Not less

    • @theminisimmer
      @theminisimmer 3 года назад +27

      @@natman2939 you sound like someone who bullies kids because you think it's good for them.

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 3 года назад +97

      @@theminisimmer that’s quite an imagination you’ve got.

    • @krisbeagles7045
      @krisbeagles7045 3 года назад +11

      @@natman2939 Fair warning, before you click read more I go fairly in depth into my reasoning, if you don't wish to read it, don't. If you do I hope you'll read it with an at least moderately open mind. If you wish to discuss them feel free to ask questions or criticize where you think it's valid. If will address any concerns or questions to the best of my abilities if RUclips decides to give me the notification, I'm always happy to help people understand my viewpoint as long as they are truly trying.
      No, believe it or not BDSM can have psychological benefits. CAN, not always, plus some people are just into it. Believe it or not sadomasochism is INCREDIBLY common, it's just not extreme in most people. Spanking, hair pulling, biting, scratching? All examples of pain being inflicted during sex. That's normal, yes? Well, simply put sadism, masochism, and sadomasochism are just versions of that that happen to be a bit more extreme. Some sadists are incredibly tame, some masochist are incredibly tame. There is a line to be drawn yes, and to me the line is abusive behaviors (such as ignoring safe words) or inflicting not just pain and fear, but legitimate injury. A little but of cutting or some lashes is fine, but things like broken bones, ripped tendons, etc. are too far. Also, I feel it's important to clarify that in any HEALTHY BDSM relationship boundaries are set up, and it's discussed beforehand, it's not just "Okay, let's go with the flow you tell me when to stop." It tends to go more along the lines of, "Okay, so today you only want me to go (enter limit) far, I can respect that. If I go too far for you say your safe word and I'll stop, okay? That's why aftercare is a thing, someone is treated nicely when they're pushed. Not to mention whenever someone talks about it they almost ALWAYS portray the sub as the abused, but it CAN be the other way around. There us a thing called dom drop, where a dom feels guilt, or thinks what they're doing is too far. In that case the dom is the one that needs aftercare. However, it is possible for the sub to be an abuser and demand them to continue despite making them legitimately upset, uncomfortable, and possibly even leaving legitimate trauma in the dom. BDSM isn't a one-sided activity, it involves two, or more, consenting parties, where it is perfectly okay to revoke consent at any point and time. If that isn't respected, at least from my experience, the person responsible for disregarding that is ostracized and people warn as many as they can about them. Are there still abusers? Yes. Are there more abusers in the BDSM community? It is possible, however in the BDSM community cases of this are taken VERY seriously most of the time. In the general population, though abuse is taken seriously, it isn't as easy to open up because generally speaking the BDSM community is more sensitive to these issues as they understand abusers can take advantage of the trust put into such a relationship. Obviously normal abusers take advantage of this same trust, but often times people will see the "normal" person and think "they would never do that" however in the BDSM community we know it is very much so a possibility. Thank you for reading my TedTalk.

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 3 года назад +56

      @@krisbeagles7045 what lead to you wanting to tell me this? I feel like you may have accidentally replied to the wrong person.
      All I said was we need more kink shaming. But I feel like you were replying to someone who said something like “BDSM is terrible and filled with abuse!” Or something like that.
      Either way, I like your style. I also like to give ted talks and go deep on subjects even at the risk no one will read them.
      Let us be friends for life.

  • @krampus9376
    @krampus9376 Год назад +576

    "why can't we just fuck?" 4:02
    *that about sums up every normal person's reaction to taking this test*

    • @wrathofthelamb318
      @wrathofthelamb318 Год назад +43

      Normal is boring as hell.

    • @Rackcoon929
      @Rackcoon929 Год назад +44

      @@wrathofthelamb318ok child cosplayer

    • @stag7402
      @stag7402 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@wrathofthelamb318Hannibal pfp is goated

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 3 месяца назад +1

      Also those same guys when their woman leaves them and blames "the relationship becoming stale" : what have I done wrong+

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 2 месяца назад +10

      A huge percent of people actually are into BDSM; it's not even really taboo anymore

  • @ktreznin5538
    @ktreznin5538 3 года назад +12153

    "We did not evolve over millions of years to get fear boners."
    Some people did, Charlie. Some people did.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 3 года назад +229

      And those people are cultured

    • @goblinorgy
      @goblinorgy 3 года назад +308

      @@PeachDragon_ doubt

    • @peterdinkler4950
      @peterdinkler4950 3 года назад +171

      @@goblinorgy yeah, it's definitely not "cultured" but they'd probably be more fun to be around.

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 3 года назад +66

      And those people are heavy masochists.

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 3 года назад +27

      We literally did as humans tho lmao

  • @Swift_LN
    @Swift_LN 3 года назад +5400

    Charlie: I'm not a kinky deviant
    Next video recommendation: *Diaper Tier List*

  • @shyhunterg
    @shyhunterg 3 года назад +2597

    I’m surprised he didn’t break the test, when he clearly is a unique deviant

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +4

      ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear shy

    • @gojira5778
      @gojira5778 3 года назад +32

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @jellybean6639
      @jellybean6639 3 года назад +23

      @Miku surprisingly the majority of people are

    • @epicgamer2820
      @epicgamer2820 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @zakdagamertm747
      @zakdagamertm747 3 года назад

      I did

  • @slushii4230
    @slushii4230 2 года назад +105

    The amount of god-tier quotes in this video is unreal

  • @marciephoenix
    @marciephoenix 3 года назад +15894

    The only thing I got out of this is that Charlie enjoys school role-play in the bedroom. He joked about it the whole time, even though none of the questions referred to it.

  • @illegalpants
    @illegalpants 3 года назад +2354

    "Sometimes I like to cosplay as a 70-year-old professor."
    Charlie just admitted that he likes to dress up as Professor Sad during sex.

    • @noblesseoblige1076
      @noblesseoblige1076 3 года назад +38

      We've heard it here folks.

    • @alicecullen1619
      @alicecullen1619 3 года назад +10

      Charlie as professor oak but looking like a 70 year old professor who smokes and skates. The question is would he have. A pokeball grinder hidden among his regular pokeballs?

    • @__8120
      @__8120 3 года назад +6

      That explains the diaper tier list

    • @Legoboy55able
      @Legoboy55able 3 года назад +7

      Brother?

    • @illegalpants
      @illegalpants 3 года назад +6

      @@Legoboy55able Hug me, brother!

  • @PremaritalCheese
    @PremaritalCheese 3 года назад +9787

    Charlie: “don’t knock until you try it.”
    Also Charlie: “*NO*”

  • @agent56100
    @agent56100 Год назад +103

    The director made a great use of colors on this one. Charlie’s pure-white shirt foreshadows his dedication to clean, biblically-accurate sex and the white color of a vanilla ice cream cone

  • @ame6037
    @ame6037 3 года назад +4528

    This test be like : do you enjoy being mauled by bears

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 года назад +112

      Yes.

    • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
      @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 года назад +94

      What can I say, bears are arousing

    • @xanmal7042
      @xanmal7042 3 года назад +29

      I think the saddest part is. Because I get hard for absolutely no reason most of the time. I probably would get turned on by being mailed by a bear...

    • @xanmal7042
      @xanmal7042 3 года назад +37

      @nitrrogen of course they do! But only in human parts. See, they Maul you if you enter their territory. Then put you in a box and mail you to your family. They are real sweethearts like that.

    • @spl3013
      @spl3013 3 года назад +13

      You don’t like getting mauled by bears? Pff fucking vanilla

  • @nowahblanco9935
    @nowahblanco9935 3 года назад +8403

    to be fair, he is a very renowned actor. he could just be lying and we wouldn't know any better, shit, he probably is getting pegged right now.

    • @lavenderva2507
      @lavenderva2507 3 года назад +162

      😳

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 3 года назад +543

      I was not mentally prepared to see that imagery in such detail.

    • @pilosusportoricensis
      @pilosusportoricensis 3 года назад +86

      i don't think being pegged is a kink. it's just anal.

    • @iseoyl
      @iseoyl 2 года назад +43

      WHAT

    • @moonbinnie98
      @moonbinnie98 2 года назад +21

      He’s an actor?

  • @yungsilvia2507
    @yungsilvia2507 3 года назад +4010

    “Well begin testing your kinks” “I pinky promise I’m not a robot” 💀

  • @salitaavaauringkukka
    @salitaavaauringkukka 2 года назад +105

    I just love this man. Immaculate comedy.

  • @emmettleevan7294
    @emmettleevan7294 3 года назад +5160

    Sometimes I like to ageplay as an 80 year old wizard and call my strap on the scepter

  • @mufields
    @mufields 3 года назад +2282

    **Takes a BDSM Test**
    Charlie: **Pikachu face when it shows BDSM concept**

  • @SquashGuy02134
    @SquashGuy02134 3 года назад +1664

    Charlie probably just rolls off his girlfriend after about 12 minutes and says GG.

  • @martinbefartin
    @martinbefartin 10 месяцев назад +463

    my kinky ass laughing at this lol

    • @kiitttie_k
      @kiitttie_k 10 месяцев назад +73

      my asexual ass laughing at this too

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@kiitttie_k ayeee I'm demi 🙌

    • @crafty4722
      @crafty4722 5 месяцев назад

      ltgbbq

    • @kibkirby
      @kibkirby 5 месяцев назад +34

      Charlie-wtf that sounds like torture
      Me- oop 🧍🏻‍♂️, well I kindly disagree sir charlie

    • @KokoSpacehoof29
      @KokoSpacehoof29 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kibkirby this is real

  • @inspectorroy3096
    @inspectorroy3096 3 года назад +2320

    “I enjoy being dominated”
    Charlie: ...
    “No.”

  • @_ThatOneGuyBear
    @_ThatOneGuyBear 3 года назад +4112

    charlies prefers to have his women dress up as anime girls

  • @praaneshs2066
    @praaneshs2066 3 года назад +1566

    I got kink-shamed by Jesus. I repent.

  • @musschiendiecke6231
    @musschiendiecke6231 Год назад +60

    I'm crying i didn't expect charlie to be this innocent and i hope he still is. I'm glad to be part of the kink community but i have been in contact with toxic people in the kink community that have definitely scarred me. i know not everyone is like this but I'm definitely not openly promoting trying stuff like this! Good education on kinks is needed before trying anything related to bdsm because it can be quite dangerous.

    • @josephgreear5789
      @josephgreear5789 5 месяцев назад +3

      I’ve met way more toxic vanilla people.

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 4 месяца назад +3

      Stop normalising abuse

    • @daninego2047
      @daninego2047 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@nowirehangers2815it's not abuse if the person is literally consenting (except if the person is underaged)

    • @mossypebbles
      @mossypebbles 2 месяца назад +1

      broski he's a grown ass man

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 2 месяца назад

      @@daninego2047 it is.

  • @natepasion4597
    @natepasion4597 3 года назад +5833

    It's comforting to know that Jesus isn't a sinner.

  • @seanbeck7746
    @seanbeck7746 3 года назад +5949

    Would’ve been hilarious if Tiana walked in with a belt and a cage and said “Charlie, it’s playtime”

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 3 года назад +255

      thats the redtube parody of this stream

    • @djpickle3414
      @djpickle3414 2 года назад +28

      Yeah Haha funny that’s the word I’d use

    • @naimaahmed9730
      @naimaahmed9730 2 года назад +153

      “The safety word is banana”

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 2 года назад +114

      Or just threw a bone and he scampered off on all fours…

    • @jojocujoh
      @jojocujoh 2 года назад +30

      Not again, Tiana!!

  • @tomy_yt1973
    @tomy_yt1973 3 года назад +5828

    this test makes kinky people sound like they are mindhunter cases
    Yeah got it

    • @cristianpereyra6912
      @cristianpereyra6912 3 года назад +82

      they are

    • @bullfrog6958
      @bullfrog6958 3 года назад +9

      @@cristianpereyra6912 why?

    • @adagioelegy1949
      @adagioelegy1949 3 года назад +118

      Probably because they are. Charlie was right. All of this is gross and isn’t even seggs

    • @crackaby7075
      @crackaby7075 3 года назад +59

      @@adagioelegy1949 ikr imagine setting up bounty hunt posters around the town and drive around with a hunting rifle and a whip in the name of screwing.

    • @misslexie5796
      @misslexie5796 3 года назад +165

      @@adagioelegy1949 In what way is it “not sex” it’s not vanilla sex sure but is still erotic, you might find it odd but other people want or need give/reviving pain to enjoy sex why do you get to tell the there strange and who made you the gatekeeper of sex?

  • @Annihilation_Studios
    @Annihilation_Studios Год назад +132

    "this is fuckin weird" charlie I don't think you know what you got yourself into

    • @certifiedgoog
      @certifiedgoog Год назад +6

      its like he wasnt prepared whatsoever 💀 he was so shocked lmfao

  • @atomicwedgie5474
    @atomicwedgie5474 3 года назад +514

    Test: What's your sexual personality?
    Charlie: No

  • @VicRoseHere
    @VicRoseHere 3 года назад +368

    Charlie's genuine, "That just doesn't sound fun at all." killed me.

  • @kabloom6776
    @kabloom6776 3 года назад +4688

    “It just sounds like someone wants to beat up someone”
    What does Charlie think BDSM is?

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 3 года назад +15

      what is BDSM?

    • @elmo4672
      @elmo4672 3 года назад +885

      @@patricksteinsen1147 Bible Discussion and Study Meeting.

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 3 года назад +56

      @@elmo4672 ah nice ok
      but like no, I honestly don't know what BDSM means

    • @noktron9714
      @noktron9714 3 года назад +265

      @@patricksteinsen1147 bondage submission dominance masochism

    • @Fennalope
      @Fennalope 3 года назад +351

      @@noktron9714 actually it has multiple meanings each one a pair of the letters
      BD = Bondange and Discipline
      DS = Dominant and submissive
      SM Sadism and Masochism

  • @MortisThorne
    @MortisThorne 11 месяцев назад +107

    Just spent almost an entire 15 minutes getting kinkshamed by charlie lmao

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 3 месяца назад +6

      It's not like if you father came back he would do anything different

    • @MortisThorne
      @MortisThorne 3 месяца назад +12

      @@yasininn76 Fucking fair dude

  • @monkemanwetbanan8763
    @monkemanwetbanan8763 3 года назад +572

    This is not what i was looking for when i looked up "Penguinz0 bdsm"

    • @Mr.Finklebottom
      @Mr.Finklebottom 3 года назад +87

      Why the fuck did you look up Penguinz0 bdsm🤣😂

    • @hannah-gm4bl
      @hannah-gm4bl 3 года назад +77

      hol up-

    • @joe-sc2ff
      @joe-sc2ff 3 года назад +31

      what in the goddamn

    • @thotspray415
      @thotspray415 3 года назад +37

      I imagined you saying this with that smile of your php

    • @cinderfox5217
      @cinderfox5217 3 года назад +6

      Been there...

  • @teagenthetiefling5296
    @teagenthetiefling5296 3 года назад +33801

    I forgot that some people aren’t kinky and watching someone who isn’t take one of these is fucking hilarious

    • @jessicaprokhorov2611
      @jessicaprokhorov2611 3 года назад +1460

      right? im on kinktok so i forget some ppl arent into kink at all

    • @rosethecat2930
      @rosethecat2930 3 года назад +4031

      @@jessicaprokhorov2611 what. in the fuck. is kinktok?

    • @correctthatfilthygrammar
      @correctthatfilthygrammar 3 года назад +656

      @@jessicaprokhorov2611 Sites like that should be banned. Fetishes are diseases playing tricks on your minds.

    • @jessicaprokhorov2611
      @jessicaprokhorov2611 3 года назад +5593

      @@correctthatfilthygrammar lol if fetishes are a disease then im sick as fuckk😎

    • @tarot3078
      @tarot3078 3 года назад +2071

      @@correctthatfilthygrammar Found the eternal virgin

  • @Anemoia22
    @Anemoia22 3 года назад +5866

    The man who owns over 1000 different sex toys is the most vanilla guy on the internet. I guess Jesus wouldn't be too into sexually torturing someone tho

    • @purplecat0000
      @purplecat0000 3 года назад +372

      its time to pay for your sins 😫

    • @trashstorage1468
      @trashstorage1468 3 года назад +28

      @@purplecat0000 lmao

    • @indicaking
      @indicaking 3 года назад +32

      Man if you're really into any of this shit listen on this test, you're fucked in the head. There are other kinks that arent torture or furry related lmao

    • @gianna322
      @gianna322 3 года назад +248

      @@indicaking There's way more questions on the quiz that he didn't include. I think he was very careful about what he included - he seemed to skip the most boring ones (like the run of the mill bondage questions) and the most extreme ones (notably the ones involving fluids).

    • @argumentinspection4954
      @argumentinspection4954 3 года назад +10

      @@gianna322 fluids? sorry i don't know anything about bdsm

  • @mystery_y4733
    @mystery_y4733 Год назад +135

    "The worst she can say is no"
    Her: 5:52

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 3 года назад +2878

    Charlie not understanding "fear boners" means he's clearly never seen Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    • @torstenw5723
      @torstenw5723 3 года назад +61

      Ya...I'd risk that

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 3 года назад +67

      or the RE8 memes...

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 3 года назад +8

      @@torstenw5723 I wouldn't

    • @akiramakara2062
      @akiramakara2062 3 года назад +77

      @@valpro4604 It's okay, we can't all handle such refined palettes. Chickie fingies for you.

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 3 года назад +9

      @@akiramakara2062 At least I'll still have mine.

  • @Eyedonutno
    @Eyedonutno 3 года назад +2483

    Legend has it that his earphones extend into heaven.

  • @VazsVoid
    @VazsVoid 3 года назад +487

    “I enjoy roleplaying as a Garbage Man”

    • @tvfunkyman6269
      @tvfunkyman6269 3 года назад +17

      I'm here to take out...
      ...Your garbage

    • @christophersheffield9574
      @christophersheffield9574 3 года назад +4

      I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' the trash.

    • @congay6607
      @congay6607 3 года назад

      @@tvfunkyman6269 Would've been funnier if you said "Your junk"

    • @tvfunkyman6269
      @tvfunkyman6269 3 года назад

      @@congay6607 hes here to unload some junk

  • @Joana-K
    @Joana-K Год назад +133

    As someone who enjoys BDSM, this video cracked me up, lmao, I don't think I've ever seen anyone who is more vanilla. xD (No offense to vanilla people, of course, that's not a negative thing despite the fact that some idiots think it is for some reason.) I also realized that this test is way more flawed than I remember it to be, pity.

  • @skatterpro
    @skatterpro 3 года назад +1656

    **Doesn't even enjoy feeling like prey**
    This is why you lost the battle against Belle.

    • @monkeypumpz8709
      @monkeypumpz8709 3 года назад +60

      BUT NOT THE WAR!!!

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 3 года назад +15

      @@monkeypumpz8709 time will tell

    • @monkeypumpz8709
      @monkeypumpz8709 3 года назад +6

      @@Godnando00 indeed

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 3 года назад +14

      Belle will forget about the collection amd move on to whatever is trending next. Charlie's in this for the long run.

    • @monkeypumpz8709
      @monkeypumpz8709 3 года назад +1

      @1 1 Belle is just a harpy,but Charlie,Charlie is MOIST

  • @almiros4080
    @almiros4080 3 года назад +2173

    This man singlehandedly kink-shamed 90% of kinks out there. You heard it first here folks Jesus is against bdsm.

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 3 года назад +47

      I might start believing hes s bit holy after this one

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 3 года назад +124

      So 90 percent of people who say they have a kink enjoy being a sex slave/trapped animal eating from a pet bowl? Bullshit!

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 3 года назад +9

      @@mikebarnes7441 sounds about right🤣

    • @orlogskapten4161
      @orlogskapten4161 3 года назад +60

      Yeah after getting crucified i don't think jesus would be into it.

    • @stellarfox5869
      @stellarfox5869 3 года назад +66

      @@mikebarnes7441 he literally skipped 90% of the more common kinks and basically put only age play and pet play questions in the video.

  • @RealCornbreadEnjoyer
    @RealCornbreadEnjoyer 3 года назад +4312

    Making gamer noises during sex sounds something like this-
    "GET OVER HERE"
    "Yes snake, finish the mission"
    Not included is also quotes from Joker and other society jarring yells for a good time. Stay safe gamers

    • @stilickoh
      @stilickoh 3 года назад +49

      enemy uav online.

    • @D1mly
      @D1mly 3 года назад +144

      "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!"

    • @tono-san6491
      @tono-san6491 3 года назад +60

      this is commander shepard, open the anal bay

    • @thisguymrmrs6016
      @thisguymrmrs6016 3 года назад +49

      Boss you killed a child ... Amazing! Mission complete, that right there is why you're the best boss!

    • @seedmonchermonchcronch3222
      @seedmonchermonchcronch3222 3 года назад +56

      FIRE IN THE HOLE

  •  2 года назад +47

    the earbud wires are so funny

    • @alienkid07
      @alienkid07 2 года назад +12

      he is sharing an earbud with god

  • @joshuawilliams8841
    @joshuawilliams8841 3 года назад +770

    Charlie "Missionary Style" "Vanilla Sheets" "White T-Shirt" MoistCr1TiKaL

    • @kibrika
      @kibrika 3 года назад +18

      Hey, no Vanilla-shaming :D

    • @Ine04
      @Ine04 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @adrain182
      @adrain182 3 года назад

      spoilers

    • @arc2994
      @arc2994 3 года назад

      "Hotel" "Trivago"

  • @estinex858
    @estinex858 3 года назад +371

    I love how he can literally be zoomed in full webcam taking a quiz for 15 minutes without showing it and he can still make it entertaining

  • @kingzeus4754
    @kingzeus4754 3 года назад +1605

    Charley when he nuts: That’s what I’m talking aboooooouuuut

  • @wydua2049
    @wydua2049 Год назад +39

    15:13
    i love this silence just before the question

  • @moistysquers
    @moistysquers 3 года назад +13157

    If Charlie's sexual life was a spice it'd be flour

  • @dazedoos
    @dazedoos 3 года назад +1614

    Charlie: “No I’m not like that” *Clicks No*
    In reality: He secretly presses yes

    • @RndmGames
      @RndmGames 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Tb05DOwre6g/видео.html

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 3 года назад +25

      @@RndmGames cool shit! To bad nobody cares!

    • @robynb7083
      @robynb7083 3 года назад +2

      @@RndmGames stop just setup

  • @emmarosewood8357
    @emmarosewood8357 3 года назад +913

    I GOT AN AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VIDEO BY JERSEY MIKE'S AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAID IN THE AD WAS "the best way to top a sub" AND IM DYING IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TIMED BETTER 😭😂

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 года назад +13

      Ok I'm wheezing at that

    • @Jandy1.0
      @Jandy1.0 3 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @rylierylierylie
      @rylierylierylie 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 3 года назад +2

      Ah, You were there, weren’t you? You witnessed the end?

    • @emmarosewood8357
      @emmarosewood8357 3 года назад +8

      @@Owen.Fallon OH
      are you talking about unus annus??
      this comment has been haunting me for the past 6 hours 😂

  • @PissyLissy
    @PissyLissy Год назад +240

    Seeing vanilla people react to BDSM stuff with sheer terror and confusion is just so funny to me. It's like being a little kid and amusing yourself by creeping all your classmates out.

    • @oscarglad5284
      @oscarglad5284 11 месяцев назад +9

      that is probably a fetish

    • @milla5454
      @milla5454 9 месяцев назад

      So you think it’s completely natural to be a pedophile? You’re sick lol

    • @SeanMoran-ct2xk
      @SeanMoran-ct2xk 5 месяцев назад

      why would you spread your disgusting blasphemy on the internet

  • @someonesomeone7423
    @someonesomeone7423 3 года назад +2173

    The day Charlie is getting a haircut is the day Metroid prime 4 comes out

  • @ronin_tv5164
    @ronin_tv5164 3 года назад +1173

    “What kind of sexual deviant are you?”
    Charlie: the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +33

      Hey thats me

    • @masonwashere97
      @masonwashere97 3 года назад +7

      @@DyslexicMitochondria hey that’s you

    • @KayOScode
      @KayOScode 3 года назад +6

      @@DyslexicMitochondria can you be the powerhouse of my cell? ;) jkjk

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +6

      @@KayOScode 😏😏😏😏 I can power your cell all night

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz 3 года назад +1

      this simple phrase helped me pass my science test

  • @Protopro91
    @Protopro91 3 года назад +7571

    "Do you like spanking or hair pulling?"
    Charlie: "Whoa whoa what the heck is this?! No, that sounds terrible! That doesn't sound fun at all, thats another hard disagree!"

    • @thegrunch6448
      @thegrunch6448 3 года назад +50

      Ok

    • @honeybee3269
      @honeybee3269 3 года назад +857

      Someone with such a proud mane doesn't want that shit torn off to be fair

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 3 года назад +307

      @@honeybee3269 torn off? I don't think anybody wants their hair to be torn off lol

    • @honeybee3269
      @honeybee3269 3 года назад +113

      @@Murasame13
      You'd be surprised

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 3 года назад +194

      @@honeybee3269 no I wouldn't be.. I have never heard of someone wanting their hair torn out.. pulled, yes, torn out? Definitely not.

  • @Hugealligator254
    @Hugealligator254 Месяц назад +8

    Of course Jesus wouldn’t be into bondage, last time he was tied to something it didn’t end well.

  • @s4dsquid135
    @s4dsquid135 3 года назад +577

    remember when a bunch of people on wattpad had their results from this site in their bio for some reason

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 3 года назад +187

      I don't remember that but that's pretty concerning

    • @Bokator2
      @Bokator2 3 года назад +95

      Being on wattpad was the first mistake

    • @rosesyt8068
      @rosesyt8068 3 года назад +23

      Now what the fuck

    • @s4dsquid135
      @s4dsquid135 3 года назад +13

      @@Bokator2 webtoon recently bought the site since it was failing because it was that bad but ao3 is arguably worse and was terrifying for my younger self so all my shitty stories went on wattpad instead

    • @puns4days
      @puns4days 3 года назад +40

      @@s4dsquid135 how is ao3 worse than wattpad lmfao

  • @CanIHaveACookiee
    @CanIHaveACookiee 3 года назад +678

    "we need to check you're not a robot"
    "I pinky promise I'm not a robot"
    Bro that shit had me

    • @apyrbabie7890
      @apyrbabie7890 3 года назад +38

      thats what it says on the actual website as well

  • @wendysknotskuminyamouth3418
    @wendysknotskuminyamouth3418 3 года назад +551

    "Primal Hunter" sounds like a sex move a gamer would come up with.

    • @Cujohhh
      @Cujohhh 3 года назад +43

      "What's up my little pogchamp, I learned a new position from one of my gamer bros on Discord today. It's call the Primal Hunter, and basically im the Catboy and you're gonna be the catgirl. Wanna try it when we uh... skibble dabble tonight? Y'know, the diggity dirty? The gloobity globbity?"

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 года назад +14

      It's unlocked on the skill tree after you hit level 50 Flirtation and level 20 Assgrabbing

    • @dachangoo594
      @dachangoo594 3 года назад +11

      Far cry: primal

    • @juniebunnz
      @juniebunnz 3 года назад +2

      @@Cujohhh I laughed too hard at this and I know I shouldn't have

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox 3 года назад

      Your name is cursed

  • @distracted-tea
    @distracted-tea Год назад +68

    i somehow got 100% submissive, 95% degradee, and 91% slave
    i am the ultimate bottom

    • @B_H_J
      @B_H_J Год назад +9

      I got that plus masochist

    • @Piflle
      @Piflle Год назад +5

      Lol same

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 Месяц назад

      Ultra femboy

    • @_huntr.dale_
      @_huntr.dale_ Месяц назад +1

      I got mostly dominant and vanilla.
      👁️👄👁️