the test is basically 1. do you like colouring books? 2. do you wanna have all of your human rights thrown out of the window just to serve someone as a real life slave?
Slaves, if done correctly, should still have a contract that is renewed every other month/year, containing some things both parties agree to, and either can leave someone breaks the rules or hard limits in the contract
@@smallface6471 she gon break your neck and leave you paralized,if that's not a kink in itself (which I guarantee someone has) a kink of fear is has close had they are
I love how half of this is Charlie going: "Who the hell would be into [describes things people are very specifically into sexually] that'd be ridiculous!" Like uhhh you just described the fantasies of a lot of people lol
The only thing I got out of this is that Charlie enjoys school role-play in the bedroom. He joked about it the whole time, even though none of the questions referred to it.
So basically, "Are you a sadist, masochist, or vanilla? Are you into children? What about parental figures? Cuckolds? Does being a pet do it for you?" I agree with Charlie. Why is it only weird shit? Where are the balloon fetish questions?
@@krisbeagles7045 He decided to take the shorter version of the quiz but didn't decide to pick the option to weed out the questions for bottoms for some reason
Meanwhile, us kink folks just want to have our safe space to be ourselves in... I have no idea why the straights/vanillas/whatever need to insert themselves in everything. This isn't about you. Its about people who agreed to a mutual thing that helps them feel in tune with themselves, for whatever reasons. And that quiz is geared towards kink folks, who already know that when we say "torture" we dont mean actual soul crushing, life devastating torture. Pain produces pleasure, and fear produces adrenaline which enhances the pleasure. Much like sky divers, or boxers and such. Its just that when you've been in the community, we know that the word slave comes with the disclamers "Not actually a slave, and yes I want to be respected and have a functional life and yes in the end, no matter how much we pretend otherwise, i do actually have the power to say no, if for no other reason than that the law wil fuck you in the ass if you try to bring a ~slave contract~ up in court." ANyway, my apologies, I just get annoyed when vanillas act like BDSM content is some sort of attack against them when it has nothing to do with them. It's not for them, and their opinion shouldn't have any say in how I live my life. And yes, people have gone to jail over kinky, consensual sex. Its fucking horrible.
@@SilverishKitten yeah because that ‘kinky/consensual’ sex had been taken to far to the point where it has KILLED people or seriously harmed them. it can be kinky and consensual but you still have to realize BOUNDARIES and the fact that there are CONSEQUENCES if you take things too far.
@@SilverishKitten the way they phrase it was bad. You are not special or differenent from "vanilla people". You are like everyone else stop trying to think highly of yourself. If you kill people or torture them of course "vanillas" have a say in what you do in your life. Not to metion that people can consent and have some type of mental illness or drug that makes their consent not valid. Not to mension that stockholm syndrome is a real thing. If you are doing with a consenting adult do what you want as long as it doesn't put in danger other people. The problem is that people in bdsm communities sometimes put other at risk even if everyone had consented, and that needs to be pointed out and stopped. Not to mention that being a sex slave 24/7 can ruin your life even if you consented to it.
@@alexandrad.9367 Yeah if you know anything about the bdsm community youd know thats literally the most important thing and is a constant discussion at events and within friends groups.
@@realswobby thats because almost every creator doesnt act like a normal person when making content. So when they see just a normal guy they see it as something very unique
It's like a zodiac sign except it actually means something, instead of explaining how much you like getting your balls stepped on you just show people your results.
I'm crying i didn't expect charlie to be this innocent and i hope he still is. I'm glad to be part of the kink community but i have been in contact with toxic people in the kink community that have definitely scarred me. i know not everyone is like this but I'm definitely not openly promoting trying stuff like this! Good education on kinks is needed before trying anything related to bdsm because it can be quite dangerous.
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear shy
The director made a great use of colors on this one. Charlie’s pure-white shirt foreshadows his dedication to clean, biblically-accurate sex and the white color of a vanilla ice cream cone
@@natman2939 Fair warning, before you click read more I go fairly in depth into my reasoning, if you don't wish to read it, don't. If you do I hope you'll read it with an at least moderately open mind. If you wish to discuss them feel free to ask questions or criticize where you think it's valid. If will address any concerns or questions to the best of my abilities if RUclips decides to give me the notification, I'm always happy to help people understand my viewpoint as long as they are truly trying. No, believe it or not BDSM can have psychological benefits. CAN, not always, plus some people are just into it. Believe it or not sadomasochism is INCREDIBLY common, it's just not extreme in most people. Spanking, hair pulling, biting, scratching? All examples of pain being inflicted during sex. That's normal, yes? Well, simply put sadism, masochism, and sadomasochism are just versions of that that happen to be a bit more extreme. Some sadists are incredibly tame, some masochist are incredibly tame. There is a line to be drawn yes, and to me the line is abusive behaviors (such as ignoring safe words) or inflicting not just pain and fear, but legitimate injury. A little but of cutting or some lashes is fine, but things like broken bones, ripped tendons, etc. are too far. Also, I feel it's important to clarify that in any HEALTHY BDSM relationship boundaries are set up, and it's discussed beforehand, it's not just "Okay, let's go with the flow you tell me when to stop." It tends to go more along the lines of, "Okay, so today you only want me to go (enter limit) far, I can respect that. If I go too far for you say your safe word and I'll stop, okay? That's why aftercare is a thing, someone is treated nicely when they're pushed. Not to mention whenever someone talks about it they almost ALWAYS portray the sub as the abused, but it CAN be the other way around. There us a thing called dom drop, where a dom feels guilt, or thinks what they're doing is too far. In that case the dom is the one that needs aftercare. However, it is possible for the sub to be an abuser and demand them to continue despite making them legitimately upset, uncomfortable, and possibly even leaving legitimate trauma in the dom. BDSM isn't a one-sided activity, it involves two, or more, consenting parties, where it is perfectly okay to revoke consent at any point and time. If that isn't respected, at least from my experience, the person responsible for disregarding that is ostracized and people warn as many as they can about them. Are there still abusers? Yes. Are there more abusers in the BDSM community? It is possible, however in the BDSM community cases of this are taken VERY seriously most of the time. In the general population, though abuse is taken seriously, it isn't as easy to open up because generally speaking the BDSM community is more sensitive to these issues as they understand abusers can take advantage of the trust put into such a relationship. Obviously normal abusers take advantage of this same trust, but often times people will see the "normal" person and think "they would never do that" however in the BDSM community we know it is very much so a possibility. Thank you for reading my TedTalk.
@@krisbeagles7045 what lead to you wanting to tell me this? I feel like you may have accidentally replied to the wrong person. All I said was we need more kink shaming. But I feel like you were replying to someone who said something like “BDSM is terrible and filled with abuse!” Or something like that. Either way, I like your style. I also like to give ted talks and go deep on subjects even at the risk no one will read them. Let us be friends for life.
@@adagioelegy1949 In what way is it “not sex” it’s not vanilla sex sure but is still erotic, you might find it odd but other people want or need give/reviving pain to enjoy sex why do you get to tell the there strange and who made you the gatekeeper of sex?
Making gamer noises during sex sounds something like this- "GET OVER HERE" "Yes snake, finish the mission" Not included is also quotes from Joker and other society jarring yells for a good time. Stay safe gamers
The man who owns over 1000 different sex toys is the most vanilla guy on the internet. I guess Jesus wouldn't be too into sexually torturing someone tho
Man if you're really into any of this shit listen on this test, you're fucked in the head. There are other kinks that arent torture or furry related lmao
@@indicaking There's way more questions on the quiz that he didn't include. I think he was very careful about what he included - he seemed to skip the most boring ones (like the run of the mill bondage questions) and the most extreme ones (notably the ones involving fluids).
As someone who enjoys BDSM, this video cracked me up, lmao, I don't think I've ever seen anyone who is more vanilla. xD (No offense to vanilla people, of course, that's not a negative thing despite the fact that some idiots think it is for some reason.) I also realized that this test is way more flawed than I remember it to be, pity.
In BDSM the creed is "Safe, Sane and Consensual play." and anything that breaks this creed is not BDSM like say for example if you are intentionally beating your partner to within a inch of their life then that isn't BDSM that is abuse (even if they asked for it) and has no place in the lifestyle. If the wider BDSM community finds you breaking this creed and abusing your partners then you are barred from social gatherings/events and word gets out warning people to not play with you ever again (I have seen it happen more then a few times and police usually get involved). Its worded they way it is because they expect the quiz taker to have a least a little knowledge on what the terms mean within context of the lifestyle like when they say "torture" they don't mean Martyrs level torture they mean spankings, sexual/orgasm denials, flogging etc. Not peeling the skin off your back! The BDSM community is a open and welcoming one and has a ton of levels to it, and I encourage anyone who wants to explore their sexuality or find out if its for them to do so and not be scared or put off by the terms in the quiz. Hilarious video Charlie, next tier list should be a BDSM tier list where you rank some of these dynamics ;P
There are multiple creeds out there though, SSC is just one of them (and admittedly the one usually taught to beginners because it's a) simple and b) better to be safe than sorry when you're just learning the basics). RACK (risk-aware consensual kink) is another popular, generally accepted one that branches out a little further. My bubble for example tends to largely favor RACK over SSC (because what does 'safe' or 'sane' even mean?) and still is very well connected to the general community, frequently present at events (well, when we're not in the middle of a pandemic) and generally considered decent people. But yeah, the general consensus is that you need meaningful consent and a proper grasp on the risks of whatever you're about to do. There's some discussion to be had on whether risks should always be minimized or if sometimes some additional risk could be justified but... outrageously harmful practices are generally not tolerated well by the wider community.
"Do you like spanking or hair pulling?" Charlie: "Whoa whoa what the heck is this?! No, that sounds terrible! That doesn't sound fun at all, thats another hard disagree!"
@@noktron9714 actually it has multiple meanings each one a pair of the letters BD = Bondange and Discipline DS = Dominant and submissive SM Sadism and Masochism
This whole video can be summed up as: "Let's see what kind of sexual deviant I am!" *Looks at question* "What sort of questions are these!? I'm not a sexual deviant!"
Well even if he was a sexual deviant, it's not like he could just openly show it, as it's so stigmatized 😂. You can't tell me if charlie came out as a submissive ropebunny masochist degradee or a sadistic furry dominant the internet wouldn't go crazy
@@terranloudenback2102 Imagine not being a submissive ropebunny masochist though or a sadistic rigger dom. Life is so much more interesting and vibrant.
@@arlaux1099 exactly and people in relationships tend to trust and love each other more most of the time. because it's exciting and your relationship is more vibrant
@@Bokator2 webtoon recently bought the site since it was failing because it was that bad but ao3 is arguably worse and was terrifying for my younger self so all my shitty stories went on wattpad instead
I GOT AN AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VIDEO BY JERSEY MIKE'S AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAID IN THE AD WAS "the best way to top a sub" AND IM DYING IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TIMED BETTER 😭😂
The reason he’s not showing the screen is because he’s choosing yes to all of them
Holy shit it makes sence now
@@TrickyyCluckk it's spelt snese not sence
@@locustlocust124 not quite, but ur on the way!
@@locustlocust124 Oh, that makes snese
@@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy Oh that makes a lot of simce
The website needs to make sure that robots aren’t becoming kinky
Good, do we want kinky robots in the world?
@@mordddecai idk about you but I do.
@@5ft2mikahakkinen Skynut shall yet be real!
@@kayEnt3rtainm3nt WAIT FUCK NO GO BACK
Hey now, that's Robophobic!
-Kiibo I guess
Charlie just seems like he would be either super vanilla or into extreme hardcore shit, no in between
Why is that so accurate
100% accurate.
According to the quiz he's super vanilla.
Yall are some weirdos and yall aren't the good weirdos.
Yeah I see that
charlies parents loved each other and i can tell by this video
LMAOOO (ouch though)
I feel attacked 😭😭🤣
Toxic ass comment man.
damn, feeling a little attacked rn
@@phishcatt kinks are mostly caused by trauma
"I pinkie promise I'm not a robot"
*Says with an emotionless robot voice*
no replies thats rare
@@savbeeing7376 bruhhhh
He's a witcher
I thought he said "I kinky promise"
While the Kraftwerk song plays in the background. LOL
“Sometimes i like to cosplay as a 70 year old professor and just retire” :fucking mood
💀💀💀💀
lmao
“I’m not a masochist, I’m just testing my limits.”
So deep...
like my uncle inside me
@@kodiak7463 alrighty
omg marker plyer reference ???
DEWE
-Markiplier
the way charlie reads the questions out loud really makes you rethink your choices
All of those who say he's vanilla don't realize that he's actually Jesus Christ and this is his first time hearing about human kinks.
looks like it too
That must be why his headphones are reaching God.
Jesus was living as a human too
LMFAOOOOO
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“Typically after sex I like to tell them ‘and keep up the good work in school’” is the epitome of what gets you put on the watchlist
Lmaowhile puking
Fbi are on his ass now
😂
Kirby's calling the police
EDP:
the test is basically
1. do you like colouring books?
2. do you wanna have all of your human rights thrown out of the window just to serve someone as a real life slave?
LMFAOO
Lol
Me: ... yes
Slaves, if done correctly, should still have a contract that is renewed every other month/year, containing some things both parties agree to, and either can leave someone breaks the rules or hard limits in the contract
How does roleplay and consensual bdsm dynamic = human rights abuse? Lul
this is gold for out of context clips
Bru it’s not better in context tbh
@@Piflle well in context he's saying it sarcastically so...
Lamao hahaha😂😂
“Who gets hard over fear”
A lot of people who wanna play Resident Evil 8 apparently
That's different
@@smallface6471 she gon break your neck and leave you paralized,if that's not a kink in itself (which I guarantee someone has) a kink of fear is has close had they are
@@smallface6471 It's actually not.
It’s not the same. For her it’s cuz she has big bazongas.
@@mango_sheikh786 have you seen markipliers video about it and what he said... it’s a little more than big bazongas
Charlie’s earbuds are connected to god
He is god
@@Hazyla so they’re connected to god
comments like these is what i live for
I laughed so hard when i noticed the earbud wires LMFAOOOOOOO
Well yes, they are in his ears
I bet he yells “yeah baby” when he starts to arrive
This one made me crack up haha
LOL
WOOOOOOO
It was what he was waiting for
Great now I can’t stop thinking about this
Bro is biblically accurate
This isn't a BDSM test, It's your admission for joining the military...
Rip
ALL CAPS
FUCKIN RIGHT
Oh no!
I think I'll just stick to psychology...
Of course Charlie is Vanilla, he owns only white T-shirts.
He’s actually wearing a black shirt, but since Jesus came back from Heaven his shirt changed a whole color by the light /:
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especially gildan.
That's why he's called Charles White
Him using only white t-shirts actually makes him less vanilla because most other people do not.
I love how he said "maybe some tears too" sarcastically, but that's actually something people are into
heck yeah I wanna be left sobbing
I mean, if it doesn't end in tears, did you even try? :D
good lord
@@LadyLeFey Who said tears are the end?
I love how half of this is Charlie going: "Who the hell would be into [describes things people are very specifically into sexually] that'd be ridiculous!" Like uhhh you just described the fantasies of a lot of people lol
i am now going to use the term "fearboners" casually.
Lol same
Yeah Charlie is into BDSM-
B: BIBLE
D: DISCUSSION
S: STUDY
M: MEETING
lol
stolen
BIBLE
DISCUSSION
STUDY OF SATANIC SEX
MAGIC
BuDhiSM
Amen
Test: What is your sexual personality?
Charlie: Gamer
@Marco rex damn man that’s crazy, but I don’t really care
The 2 bot wammy combo
@DafDafWafShaf hUh
A turtle approves of *Gamers*
@@TurtleChad1 a retroscept approves of a turtle approving gamers
We forget that charlie had an actually functional family growing up
i didn't have a functional family growing up and i found the questions on this test just as alarming as charlie did lmao
@@gild3dgaz3 damn, your trama didn’t become kinks? F
This comment speaks to me... but I lay the blame on my brothers friend instead
@@bruhsoundeffect0 bro, you good?
@@chaingigan7545 Yes, I personally think so. I got hypno-therapy for my truama a year ago
"Do you enjoy acting as a pet (dog, cat, pony)"
"Neigh- I mean no"
O.O
Solid joke.
LMAOO
this actually made me laugh out loud
charlie is the most vanilla person ive ever seen take this test
YEP
Which tbh kind of tracks. Like, I would expect nothing less
You haven’t met me
I got an 80 nerd
v a n i l l a ?
Charlie sounds like his father just found his browser history and he’s trying to explain it
Yes
9:09
Yes
The only thing I got out of this is that Charlie enjoys school role-play in the bedroom. He joked about it the whole time, even though none of the questions referred to it.
the homestuck pfp
Heart is the worst aspect
This comment was made by the mind gang
@@beesindisguise5375 light is better
😳
Nice catch. LOL
So basically, "Are you a sadist, masochist, or vanilla? Are you into children? What about parental figures? Cuckolds? Does being a pet do it for you?"
I agree with Charlie. Why is it only weird shit? Where are the balloon fetish questions?
thats what im saying! wheres the knee inflation fetish??
LOL
Well its a BDSM test, but yes other kink tests would be interesting too, though they dont have many different symptoms do they?
LMAO BALLOON
🤣🤣
"this feels more like homework than fun" he's not completely wrong
ruclips.net/video/Tb05DOwre6g/видео.html
Yeah... I mean like 30% of BDSM is doing research, and learning to read signs/signals. So not completely wrong.
Personal experience?
@@RndmGames what was the video?
Charlie rolls out of bed after 20 minutes of missionary and says "great job sport, let's rock and roll"
I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭😭
I’m fucking wheezing 😭😂
No he says “woo yeah baby. That was insane-o style! Anyway, that’s about it. See ya.”
Oh my fucking god this is gold@@Install312 😭
@@Install312JDJYFJYFGYIDKYHELP😭
**Takes a BDSM test**
**Wonders why are there so many questions about torture**
BDSM test with 0 bondage questions
@@PopcornBunni oh yeah! That's a really common one.
@@PopcornBunni There are bondage questions, it just seems like Charlie didn't include them, lmao
@@IDontReallyWantARUclipsHandle Yeah, I'm also FAIRLY certain he took the shorter version of the quiz
@@krisbeagles7045 He decided to take the shorter version of the quiz but didn't decide to pick the option to weed out the questions for bottoms for some reason
The amount of god-tier quotes in this video is unreal
PLOT TWIST: Charlie is the most vanilla guy in the universe, hence the white shirt and his surname Charlie White.
He’s got that BWC
@@rosesyt8068 nah. It’s 6.5 inches
Excuse me then what does he do with his "collection"
@@c0n22 he just collects it lmao. It’s all just chillin in his closet
You may be on to something ,the only thing not vanilla about him is his hair , maybe thats the real reason he doesnt cut it.
Kink-shaming is Charlie's kink.
Meanwhile, us kink folks just want to have our safe space to be ourselves in... I have no idea why the straights/vanillas/whatever need to insert themselves in everything. This isn't about you. Its about people who agreed to a mutual thing that helps them feel in tune with themselves, for whatever reasons.
And that quiz is geared towards kink folks, who already know that when we say "torture" we dont mean actual soul crushing, life devastating torture. Pain produces pleasure, and fear produces adrenaline which enhances the pleasure. Much like sky divers, or boxers and such.
Its just that when you've been in the community, we know that the word slave comes with the disclamers "Not actually a slave, and yes I want to be respected and have a functional life and yes in the end, no matter how much we pretend otherwise, i do actually have the power to say no, if for no other reason than that the law wil fuck you in the ass if you try to bring a ~slave contract~ up in court."
ANyway, my apologies, I just get annoyed when vanillas act like BDSM content is some sort of attack against them when it has nothing to do with them. It's not for them, and their opinion shouldn't have any say in how I live my life.
And yes, people have gone to jail over kinky, consensual sex. Its fucking horrible.
@@SilverishKitten yeah because that ‘kinky/consensual’ sex had been taken to far to the point where it has KILLED people or seriously harmed them. it can be kinky and consensual but you still have to realize BOUNDARIES and the fact that there are CONSEQUENCES if you take things too far.
@@SilverishKitten the way they phrase it was bad. You are not special or differenent from "vanilla people". You are like everyone else stop trying to think highly of yourself. If you kill people or torture them of course "vanillas" have a say in what you do in your life. Not to metion that people can consent and have some type of mental illness or drug that makes their consent not valid. Not to mension that stockholm syndrome is a real thing. If you are doing with a consenting adult do what you want as long as it doesn't put in danger other people. The problem is that people in bdsm communities sometimes put other at risk even if everyone had consented, and that needs to be pointed out and stopped. Not to mention that being a sex slave 24/7 can ruin your life even if you consented to it.
Just remember consent
@@alexandrad.9367 Yeah if you know anything about the bdsm community youd know thats literally the most important thing and is a constant discussion at events and within friends groups.
Now this is what the people want
Yes
Yes
Spurs
Yes
Yes
bro had the least traumatic childhood
LMAOOOOO
charlie is simultaneously the most NPC guy ever and the most unique guy ever
Main npc white tshirt energy
On internet every normal person seems to be "unique"
@@realswobby then they fake mental disorders:)
@@realswobby thats because almost every creator doesnt act like a normal person when making content. So when they see just a normal guy they see it as something very unique
cuz he’s a sane human being and doesn’t want his human rights taken away from him during sex
Reminder that the only other thing he wears besides white shirts is BDSM attire.
Oh, you’re into bdsm? Name all constraints.
do you want the blender ones too or--
this is canon
"We did not evolve over millions of years to get fear boners."
Some people did, Charlie. Some people did.
And those people are cultured
@@PeachDragon_ doubt
@@goblinorgy yeah, it's definitely not "cultured" but they'd probably be more fun to be around.
And those people are heavy masochists.
We literally did as humans tho lmao
Watching this high has me geekin tf out
me too lmfaoo😭
help same
"Gamer lingo while climaximg"
It's not a Bukkake, it's a *headshot*
underrated comment
Lmao a creampie is a 1up
spray control
A bukkake? That’s a full body littering of bullets
I made that joke to a friend once lmaoo
"What kind of sexual deviant are you?"
Charlie: Certainly
DEWE
With Charlie, it's hard to describe.
Ok
@@MtnDew4828 hmmmm
And then he turns out to be totally vanilla lmao
This test is basically: "Do you enjoy pain?"
"Yeah"
"Congrats you're a masochist."
but that's what masochism is
ruclips.net/video/sYVCefFe4eI/видео.html
FR
me, a masochist:
It's like a zodiac sign except it actually means something, instead of explaining how much you like getting your balls stepped on you just show people your results.
I just love this man. Immaculate comedy.
I agree
to be fair, he is a very renowned actor. he could just be lying and we wouldn't know any better, shit, he probably is getting pegged right now.
😳
I was not mentally prepared to see that imagery in such detail.
i don't think being pegged is a kink. it's just anal.
WHAT
He’s an actor?
i think what we've learned is that Charlie is a gentle dom
W
best W of all time
Gentle Dom ,best Dom
Big W boys
Ay, rise up, boys
Charlie: I'm not a kinky deviant
Next video recommendation: *Diaper Tier List*
Lol
omg it showed me that too lmfaooooo
I got the Lola bunny video 😑
I got diaper tier list too
I got diaper tier list too
I'm crying i didn't expect charlie to be this innocent and i hope he still is. I'm glad to be part of the kink community but i have been in contact with toxic people in the kink community that have definitely scarred me. i know not everyone is like this but I'm definitely not openly promoting trying stuff like this! Good education on kinks is needed before trying anything related to bdsm because it can be quite dangerous.
I’ve met way more toxic vanilla people.
Stop normalising abuse
@@nowirehangers2815it's not abuse if the person is literally consenting (except if the person is underaged)
broski he's a grown ass man
@@daninego2047 it is.
This test be like : do you enjoy being mauled by bears
Yes.
What can I say, bears are arousing
You don’t like getting mauled by bears? Pff fucking vanilla
Of course
Yes 👉👈😳
It's comforting to know that Jesus isn't a sinner.
Yes
total idiot *
666 likes
Mhm
@@LebronJahumes and you are
I’m surprised he didn’t break the test, when he clearly is a unique deviant
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear shy
@@AxxLAfriku what?
@Miku surprisingly the majority of people are
ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html
I did
The director made a great use of colors on this one. Charlie’s pure-white shirt foreshadows his dedication to clean, biblically-accurate sex and the white color of a vanilla ice cream cone
**Takes a BDSM Test**
Charlie: **Pikachu face when it shows BDSM concept**
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Sometimes I like to ageplay as an 80 year old wizard and call my strap on the scepter
slay
Me too tbh !
I put on my wizard hat
i love you
@@ShrimpShrompp I love you too
I got kink-shamed by Jesus. I repent.
Which one?!??
Which one??
Which one??
Did you choose the diwali special??
@@henryczeisler4851 its a joke, lol
"why can't we just fuck?" 4:02
*that about sums up every normal person's reaction to taking this test*
Normal is boring as hell.
@@wrathofthelamb318ok child cosplayer
@@wrathofthelamb318Hannibal pfp is goated
Also those same guys when their woman leaves them and blames "the relationship becoming stale" : what have I done wrong+
A huge percent of people actually are into BDSM; it's not even really taboo anymore
Charlie probably just rolls off his girlfriend after about 12 minutes and says GG.
That's about it, see ya
@@mostlyimportant4212 omfg ahahahahaha
@@mostlyimportant4212 beutiful
12 minutes is twice as long as the average fuck sesh so that's actually pretty impressive
Seeya
I forgot that some people aren’t kinky and watching someone who isn’t take one of these is fucking hilarious
right? im on kinktok so i forget some ppl arent into kink at all
@@jessicaprokhorov2611 what. in the fuck. is kinktok?
@@jessicaprokhorov2611 Sites like that should be banned. Fetishes are diseases playing tricks on your minds.
@@correctthatfilthygrammar lol if fetishes are a disease then im sick as fuckk😎
@@correctthatfilthygrammar Found the eternal virgin
Charlie kink shaming is by far the best thing I've witnessed recently
People keep using that word too much. Whatever king shaming is, we need more of it. Not less
@@natman2939 you sound like someone who bullies kids because you think it's good for them.
@@theminisimmer that’s quite an imagination you’ve got.
@@natman2939 Fair warning, before you click read more I go fairly in depth into my reasoning, if you don't wish to read it, don't. If you do I hope you'll read it with an at least moderately open mind. If you wish to discuss them feel free to ask questions or criticize where you think it's valid. If will address any concerns or questions to the best of my abilities if RUclips decides to give me the notification, I'm always happy to help people understand my viewpoint as long as they are truly trying.
No, believe it or not BDSM can have psychological benefits. CAN, not always, plus some people are just into it. Believe it or not sadomasochism is INCREDIBLY common, it's just not extreme in most people. Spanking, hair pulling, biting, scratching? All examples of pain being inflicted during sex. That's normal, yes? Well, simply put sadism, masochism, and sadomasochism are just versions of that that happen to be a bit more extreme. Some sadists are incredibly tame, some masochist are incredibly tame. There is a line to be drawn yes, and to me the line is abusive behaviors (such as ignoring safe words) or inflicting not just pain and fear, but legitimate injury. A little but of cutting or some lashes is fine, but things like broken bones, ripped tendons, etc. are too far. Also, I feel it's important to clarify that in any HEALTHY BDSM relationship boundaries are set up, and it's discussed beforehand, it's not just "Okay, let's go with the flow you tell me when to stop." It tends to go more along the lines of, "Okay, so today you only want me to go (enter limit) far, I can respect that. If I go too far for you say your safe word and I'll stop, okay? That's why aftercare is a thing, someone is treated nicely when they're pushed. Not to mention whenever someone talks about it they almost ALWAYS portray the sub as the abused, but it CAN be the other way around. There us a thing called dom drop, where a dom feels guilt, or thinks what they're doing is too far. In that case the dom is the one that needs aftercare. However, it is possible for the sub to be an abuser and demand them to continue despite making them legitimately upset, uncomfortable, and possibly even leaving legitimate trauma in the dom. BDSM isn't a one-sided activity, it involves two, or more, consenting parties, where it is perfectly okay to revoke consent at any point and time. If that isn't respected, at least from my experience, the person responsible for disregarding that is ostracized and people warn as many as they can about them. Are there still abusers? Yes. Are there more abusers in the BDSM community? It is possible, however in the BDSM community cases of this are taken VERY seriously most of the time. In the general population, though abuse is taken seriously, it isn't as easy to open up because generally speaking the BDSM community is more sensitive to these issues as they understand abusers can take advantage of the trust put into such a relationship. Obviously normal abusers take advantage of this same trust, but often times people will see the "normal" person and think "they would never do that" however in the BDSM community we know it is very much so a possibility. Thank you for reading my TedTalk.
@@krisbeagles7045 what lead to you wanting to tell me this? I feel like you may have accidentally replied to the wrong person.
All I said was we need more kink shaming. But I feel like you were replying to someone who said something like “BDSM is terrible and filled with abuse!” Or something like that.
Either way, I like your style. I also like to give ted talks and go deep on subjects even at the risk no one will read them.
Let us be friends for life.
Charlie’s parents loved each other, I can tell.
LMFAOOO
you stole this comment goof, i can tell.
huh?
@@mossypebbles cuz hes not depraved
@@HEYLETZPLAYZ
that's extremely stupid
charlies prefers to have his women dress up as anime girls
As reasonable men should
Charlie prefers to dress himself as an anime girl
Who doesn’t
fair enough lmao
@@ramenpix yes.
Charlie: “don’t knock until you try it.”
Also Charlie: “*NO*”
What if he’s tried everything?
@@doommaximus6388 oh shit
Your profile pic is so cute 🥰
@@sellingisserviceandservice4864 B)
Shiro neko
this test makes kinky people sound like they are mindhunter cases
Yeah got it
they are
@@cristianpereyra6912 why?
Probably because they are. Charlie was right. All of this is gross and isn’t even seggs
@@adagioelegy1949 ikr imagine setting up bounty hunt posters around the town and drive around with a hunting rifle and a whip in the name of screwing.
@@adagioelegy1949 In what way is it “not sex” it’s not vanilla sex sure but is still erotic, you might find it odd but other people want or need give/reviving pain to enjoy sex why do you get to tell the there strange and who made you the gatekeeper of sex?
"The worst she can say is no"
Her: 5:52
Real
Charlie's genuine, "That just doesn't sound fun at all." killed me.
Making gamer noises during sex sounds something like this-
"GET OVER HERE"
"Yes snake, finish the mission"
Not included is also quotes from Joker and other society jarring yells for a good time. Stay safe gamers
enemy uav online.
"TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!"
this is commander shepard, open the anal bay
Boss you killed a child ... Amazing! Mission complete, that right there is why you're the best boss!
FIRE IN THE HOLE
The man who owns over 1000 different sex toys is the most vanilla guy on the internet. I guess Jesus wouldn't be too into sexually torturing someone tho
its time to pay for your sins 😫
@@purplecat0000 lmao
Man if you're really into any of this shit listen on this test, you're fucked in the head. There are other kinks that arent torture or furry related lmao
@@indicaking There's way more questions on the quiz that he didn't include. I think he was very careful about what he included - he seemed to skip the most boring ones (like the run of the mill bondage questions) and the most extreme ones (notably the ones involving fluids).
@@gianna322 fluids? sorry i don't know anything about bdsm
As someone who enjoys BDSM, this video cracked me up, lmao, I don't think I've ever seen anyone who is more vanilla. xD (No offense to vanilla people, of course, that's not a negative thing despite the fact that some idiots think it is for some reason.) I also realized that this test is way more flawed than I remember it to be, pity.
In BDSM the creed is "Safe, Sane and Consensual play." and anything that breaks this creed is not BDSM like say for example if you are intentionally beating your partner to within a inch of their life then that isn't BDSM that is abuse (even if they asked for it) and has no place in the lifestyle.
If the wider BDSM community finds you breaking this creed and abusing your partners then you are barred from social gatherings/events and word gets out warning people to not play with you ever again (I have seen it happen more then a few times and police usually get involved).
Its worded they way it is because they expect the quiz taker to have a least a little knowledge on what the terms mean within context of the lifestyle like when they say "torture" they don't mean Martyrs level torture they mean spankings, sexual/orgasm denials, flogging etc. Not peeling the skin off your back!
The BDSM community is a open and welcoming one and has a ton of levels to it, and I encourage anyone who wants to explore their sexuality or find out if its for them to do so and not be scared or put off by the terms in the quiz.
Hilarious video Charlie, next tier list should be a BDSM tier list where you rank some of these dynamics ;P
There are multiple creeds out there though, SSC is just one of them (and admittedly the one usually taught to beginners because it's a) simple and b) better to be safe than sorry when you're just learning the basics).
RACK (risk-aware consensual kink) is another popular, generally accepted one that branches out a little further. My bubble for example tends to largely favor RACK over SSC (because what does 'safe' or 'sane' even mean?) and still is very well connected to the general community, frequently present at events (well, when we're not in the middle of a pandemic) and generally considered decent people.
But yeah, the general consensus is that you need meaningful consent and a proper grasp on the risks of whatever you're about to do. There's some discussion to be had on whether risks should always be minimized or if sometimes some additional risk could be justified but... outrageously harmful practices are generally not tolerated well by the wider community.
Bro is the masochism messiah
i’ve done the test and it says brats tamer didn’t know that exist but i like the idea so maybe its accurate.
This guy's the punishment professor
jh bkhljonmb kjihlj;o
“Well begin testing your kinks” “I pinky promise I’m not a robot” 💀
Fuck i failed already
@@ollieswift1091 DEWE
@UCS9zoO2Wo9W4b6p5E9Lhw1A shut up I’m watching my comment grow in likes
E
@@jebowar6679 e
This man singlehandedly kink-shamed 90% of kinks out there. You heard it first here folks Jesus is against bdsm.
I might start believing hes s bit holy after this one
So 90 percent of people who say they have a kink enjoy being a sex slave/trapped animal eating from a pet bowl? Bullshit!
@@mikebarnes7441 sounds about right🤣
Yeah after getting crucified i don't think jesus would be into it.
@@mikebarnes7441 he literally skipped 90% of the more common kinks and basically put only age play and pet play questions in the video.
"this is fuckin weird" charlie I don't think you know what you got yourself into
its like he wasnt prepared whatsoever 💀 he was so shocked lmfao
"Do you like spanking or hair pulling?"
Charlie: "Whoa whoa what the heck is this?! No, that sounds terrible! That doesn't sound fun at all, thats another hard disagree!"
Ok
Someone with such a proud mane doesn't want that shit torn off to be fair
@@honeybee3269 torn off? I don't think anybody wants their hair to be torn off lol
@@Murasame13
You'd be surprised
@@honeybee3269 no I wouldn't be.. I have never heard of someone wanting their hair torn out.. pulled, yes, torn out? Definitely not.
Would’ve been hilarious if Tiana walked in with a belt and a cage and said “Charlie, it’s playtime”
thats the redtube parody of this stream
Yeah Haha funny that’s the word I’d use
“The safety word is banana”
Or just threw a bone and he scampered off on all fours…
Not again, Tiana!!
“I enjoy being dominated”
Charlie: ...
“No.”
He never loses
So he is the dominator then?
@NightWalker thanks
right he hesitated so long 😭
He was generating a joke
my kinky ass laughing at this lol
my asexual ass laughing at this too
@@sha-e2b ayeee I'm demi 🙌
ltgbbq
Charlie-wtf that sounds like torture
Me- oop 🧍🏻♂️, well I kindly disagree sir charlie
@@Kirbykibby this is real
“It just sounds like someone wants to beat up someone”
What does Charlie think BDSM is?
what is BDSM?
@@patricksteinsen1147 Bible Discussion and Study Meeting.
@@elmo4672 ah nice ok
but like no, I honestly don't know what BDSM means
@@patricksteinsen1147 bondage submission dominance masochism
@@noktron9714 actually it has multiple meanings each one a pair of the letters
BD = Bondange and Discipline
DS = Dominant and submissive
SM Sadism and Masochism
If Charlie's sexual life was a spice it'd be flour
I would like this but it would be against my nature to ruin the 222. I'll be back when it isn't 222.
@@fluffyshywolf12depresso35 you can be back
@@krisbeagles7045 thank you
@@fluffyshywolf12depresso35 np
Frfr got me feeling like jalapeños
I love how he can literally be zoomed in full webcam taking a quiz for 15 minutes without showing it and he can still make it entertaining
15:13
i love this silence just before the question
This whole video can be summed up as:
"Let's see what kind of sexual deviant I am!"
*Looks at question*
"What sort of questions are these!? I'm not a sexual deviant!"
ruclips.net/video/Tb05DOwre6g/видео.html
Well even if he was a sexual deviant, it's not like he could just openly show it, as it's so stigmatized 😂. You can't tell me if charlie came out as a submissive ropebunny masochist degradee or a sadistic furry dominant the internet wouldn't go crazy
@@terranloudenback2102 Imagine not being a submissive ropebunny masochist though or a sadistic rigger dom. Life is so much more interesting and vibrant.
@@terranloudenback2102 you have a point. but i wouldn't think he cared.
@@arlaux1099 exactly and people in relationships tend to trust and love each other more most of the time. because it's exciting and your relationship is more vibrant
Legend has it that his earphones extend into heaven.
He is Jesus after all
Jacob's earbuds
Charlie not understanding "fear boners" means he's clearly never seen Mileena from Mortal Kombat
Ya...I'd risk that
or the RE8 memes...
@@torstenw5723 I wouldn't
@@valpro4604 It's okay, we can't all handle such refined palettes. Chickie fingies for you.
@@akiramakara2062 At least I'll still have mine.
"And keep up the good work in school" I wild bro 💀
This is not what i was looking for when i looked up "Penguinz0 bdsm"
Why the fuck did you look up Penguinz0 bdsm🤣😂
hol up-
what in the goddamn
I imagined you saying this with that smile of your php
Been there...
Test: What's your sexual personality?
Charlie: No
LMFAO
**Doesn't even enjoy feeling like prey**
This is why you lost the battle against Belle.
BUT NOT THE WAR!!!
@@monkeypumpz8709 time will tell
@@Godnando00 indeed
Belle will forget about the collection amd move on to whatever is trending next. Charlie's in this for the long run.
@1 1 Belle is just a harpy,but Charlie,Charlie is MOIST
These questions are how people are put on a watch list
the kid one is disgusting 😁
remember when a bunch of people on wattpad had their results from this site in their bio for some reason
I don't remember that but that's pretty concerning
Being on wattpad was the first mistake
Now what the fuck
@@Bokator2 webtoon recently bought the site since it was failing because it was that bad but ao3 is arguably worse and was terrifying for my younger self so all my shitty stories went on wattpad instead
@@s4dsquid135 how is ao3 worse than wattpad lmfao
The day Charlie is getting a haircut is the day Metroid prime 4 comes out
Or Bayonetta 3
No
Take my like and leave
It’s uh, it’s soon...
Wait it’s 69 never mind
Charlie: “No I’m not like that” *Clicks No*
In reality: He secretly presses yes
ruclips.net/video/Tb05DOwre6g/видео.html
@@RndmGames cool shit! To bad nobody cares!
@@RndmGames stop just setup
the earbud wires are so funny
he is sharing an earbud with god
for all that charlie talks about sex, bit surprising that he ranked so high in vanilla
Fr with all the fetish content stuff
Hes secretly clicking yes for everything
Honestly
He reacted to a vid once about a BDSM couple, male sub and femdom. He was so confused and disgusted. Mans vanilla
@@shineeis5657 can you send the vid
"we need to check you're not a robot"
"I pinky promise I'm not a robot"
Bro that shit had me
thats what it says on the actual website as well
Charley when he nuts: That’s what I’m talking aboooooouuuut
Woooooo baby! Haha
"That's about it. See ya."
right hes so dry 😭
wooooo baby thats what I've been waiting for
*looks at the dog* “yeah ba-“
wait.
Of course Jesus wouldn’t be into bondage, last time he was tied to something it didn’t end well.
Wild comment
“What kind of sexual deviant are you?”
Charlie: the mitochondria is the power house of the cell
Hey thats me
@@DyslexicMitochondria hey that’s you
@@DyslexicMitochondria can you be the powerhouse of my cell? ;) jkjk
@@KayOScode 😏😏😏😏 I can power your cell all night
this simple phrase helped me pass my science test
“I enjoy roleplaying as a Garbage Man”
I'm here to take out...
...Your garbage
I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' the trash.
@@tvfunkyman6269 Would've been funnier if you said "Your junk"
@@congay6607 hes here to unload some junk
I GOT AN AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VIDEO BY JERSEY MIKE'S AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAID IN THE AD WAS "the best way to top a sub" AND IM DYING IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TIMED BETTER 😭😂
Ok I'm wheezing at that
Ok
LOL
Ah, You were there, weren’t you? You witnessed the end?
@@Owen.Fallon OH
are you talking about unus annus??
this comment has been haunting me for the past 6 hours 😂
this is the only man that can do this test in public