I had about 3 seconds of pure shock and euphoria where I thought "Girth Master" was somehow the Redditor's username and that everyone loved him. Now I'm heartbroken...
Matt speaking with utmost confidence while getting almost everything wrong is so iconic and couldn't be any more like Reddit. Also get well soon Charlie!
@user-zs6es5yr6b No idea what you're replying to, but horrible behaviour is indeed caused by mental conditions. Psychopathy, sociopathy, narcissism, all mental conditions that cause people to do horrible things.
@@violalanceolataviolaceae1403 I was high af watching this and then I look in the comments and no one is mentioning it at all, thought I was completely losing it
I DIDNT REALIZE HE FARTED UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT. i straight up thought he had to skip through the video to remember what he was talking about- yet got extremely close to see it. I DIDNT HEAR HIS LITTLE TOOTS.
@PanagiotisPolitis-bl9xj It's reclaiming ownership of a slur. It is very common for fringe(or minority) groups to remove power from it by using it themselves.
I was thinking he was just some ordinary degenerate but once that "M'lady" dropped I was convinced. I was half expecting him to do a fedora tip as well.
No you see it’s actually the other way around. Tonssss of people like him exist but they just hide it behind a mask until they’re alone in front of their computer 🤮 what makes it worse in that case is that you would never know if someone was as grimey as him
The way he just said “that’s smaller than me” was just devastating imagine you being the guy in that situation absolutely humiliated. He won’t recover from that.
oh, it's fine. everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows he's lying. he's literally a living, breathing Redditor stereotype who knows too much about porn. if you know too much about porn, you are very clearly not packing any meat or else you would be using it for the real thing 😂 he fooled absolutely nobody
@@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard Oh absolutely he was lying lol. Im surprise he didn't tip his hat or take a bow after that statement. But then again idk, maybe he's been secretly jelking for years and has all but increased his weiner length by 0.2 inches.
@justsomeyonkowithabeard2942 Penis size hardly correlates to character. There are plenty of charismatic and successful men with micro penises, and degenerate Redditors with 7 inches. It's based on genetics, not personality
He was able to get the two obvious baits right, but switched every person not placed there to throw him off. He's like a bloodhound that can only smell cocaine hidden in tires but not right in front of him.
I mean even before the video started with the questioning, I could immediately tell it was the Asian lady, that one was not even close to being hard. Unless there is a such thing as a conservative porn star, most of them dress basically the same
It's kinda goofy because this could be such an easy process Ask them all about their views on intercourse, its importance, how they feel about NSA, etc Put them in a line ranked from least to most promiscuous Tactical guess? The producers probably put 2-3 *stars in there So choose the 2-3 most promiscuous
@@AngryAlfonse thats a bit silly, I know many girls who "look promiscuous" but it's just their fashion and they never took any nudes, never worked in the adult industry nor had much intercourse, if at all. Also the adult industry worker dressed in the pink cute dress wasn't promiscuous at all, I actually loved her dress and I'd love to wear something like that cause it looks aesthetic and cute.
@spooderderg4077Given 5 binary questions, it's not statistically necessary to end up with about 2.5 correct answers. That would only bear out as a random guess eventuality given infinitely many binary questions.
Yes randomly guessing 6 would on average grant you 3, although it could be more or less given one round, but spooderderg is clearly being sarcastic lol
That redditor really is like Perfect Cell just absorbing reddit moderators left and right to finally achieve his ultimate form. Not even Gohan can defeat such a specimen.
The fit, the mannerisms, the phrasing, and being overconfidently wrong about everything. Finally, we know what the personification of reddit would be like.
to be overconfident about porn, and then having really bad intuition about it as well is really embarrassing. Like he does not see people, just objects, when he watch this alleged amount of porn he proudly claims.
the awkwardness in his voice when he says hes bigger than the six inches dude is so obvious, he planned to say that no matter what the dude said 100% but nah the dudes reaction of just "sure" is gold
I found my ex boyfriend's reddit account when we were still dating, and he would constantly brag about having a huge penis on there. It was maybe at most like 4 inches. Not that this is super relevant but I wanted to share.
@@milku4558Ive just browsed on google what is 6 inches in centimeters and its 15. I mean... 15 ??? With or without an erection ? Even with an erection 15 seems already pretty big to me
I feel like we should make him the official mascot of the redditor community. The hat, the m'lady, and the overall charisma. He is the embodiment of reddit and should not be treated as any less.
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e in the video, his way of identifying if you were a male pornstar is if their meat was bigger or smaller than his. Did you watch the video?
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever, for all eternity, never ending
@@max73916Excessively strong men getting beat up by a black caveman and then you have young excessive strong man beating that black caveman and so that black caveman gives the skeleton of a dinosaur to the guy who hosted the tournament
The confidence you must have to leave a fart in your video post-edit, and such a flat and broken one at that, is a level of confidence very few of us will ever know.
Charlie is the only mere mortal that could even handle getting Covid 3 times, yet still grace us with his complex, doctorate level analysis on a Redditor's ability to identify adult film stars. We are not worthy
I have never cringed harder. This dude is on another level. He is so comfortable saying the grossest stuff. He seems confident and happy though so good on him
he shouldve guessed the tall black guy wasnt in the industry on his cross necklace, cause if he was going off of one factor like hotdog volume, a cross necklace shouldve been a dead giveaway for him lmao
This man is a pure enigma. On the surface he appears like a classic Reddit Moderator but he also has the social skills of someone who regularly goes outside and interacts with actual people.
@MW-ux1ux They are on a show about guessing corn stars. Normal person or trying to shame corn addiction is out of the question, is watching corn bad? No let human beings do what they want. The true reason why people mistreated him or judge him as weird is because he is not as physically attractive.
@@adamg6711I mean, putting looks aside i think we both can agree that he's a little weird, even for the situation. But you're definitely right about his appearance being the main motivator for the dunking
The quote at 4:43 has ruined my life. I say this every day. I say this every good chance given. Every fitting moment. You changed me as a person with that one quote.
Towards the end I was thinking “the girth master must be a nickname that Matt goes by” because I could not possibly think of a more memorable experience than meeting that enigma of a man
I’m very thankful for Charlie’s interjections. I need them for this video. Too much raw cringe emanating from that redditor in one sitting for me to handle.
I couldn't listen to him at all. I had to skip the parts where he actually talked and just get charlie's response basically. too much concentrated cringe
Dude, I really had to pause this vid when that thing ejaculated his "m'lady" spell. Had to pause for a solid minute before I can even continue the vid.
The fedora. The glasses. The double neck beard. The clothes. The way he talks, literally how is this possible
I know, right? He's totally travestying that front. It cannot be possible. The 'm'lady' & everything.
😂😂😂😂😂
because he is an actor
Its a stereotype for a reason 😂
side note - nice user and pfp
The “M’lady” genuinely made my jaw drop. It was like the second phase of a boss fight when you’re already low on health
lol penguin got a coronavirus after getting the vaccine lol
i audibly said i was gonna kill myself
@@Minacious_Shenaniganshuh?
@@Minacious_Shenanigans What even is that sentence? Are you special needs?
@@Minacious_Shenanigans cause the vaccine doesn't get you immune to it
He is the guy who beat his porn addiction by simply watching it all.
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
😂
it’s not addiction it’s dedication
Lmfao
😂
He unlocked the golden fedora from having all the Redditor stereotypes
He has the Infinity Fedora with the Infinity Stereotypes.
Hahahahahaa
"How did we get here?" ahh
Being confidently wrong about everything is peak reddit.
confidently wrong should be reddit’s tagline
@@ovichggatunderrated comment
r/confidentlyincorrect
True yet he was the most likable person in the video somehow. Least cringe.
damn i need to get onto reddit asap
redditors and porn stars is the definition of a symbiotic relationship
I gamble should I continue or stop?
@@GilbertGaylordevery gambler quits right before they win, keep pushing strong bro
@ScuttleBugReal I will take your advice but I have to sell my house to continue gambling should I sell my house?
@@GilbertGaylord absolutely and if it even comes down to it you should also sell your family, you can always buy them back once you make it big
@theironrubberduck which one is unaffected? The star or the redditor?
How does a person turn out like this guy, like how does someone manage to check every stereotype?
Through acting
This happens when the stereotypes are based off you, instead of you fitting the stereotype
You ever been to a Smash bros tourny? About 80% of the people there are like this.
Loads of misguided autism
reddit
The M'lady sent a shockwave through my soul. Like it was a spell of physic freezing.
Cold🥶
A porn savant!
Fr🥶🥶🥶
It gave me chest pain 😂
I had about 3 seconds of pure shock and euphoria where I thought "Girth Master" was somehow the Redditor's username and that everyone loved him. Now I'm heartbroken...
Yeah I was concerned for a moment too
Sorry
Me too!! 😔
The ultimate betrayal
That one porn star was talking about his dick, I got so hyped for Matt then we saw Girth Master, Matt’s arch nemesis😡
It's insane how that guy is every redditor stereotype rolled into one.
Not really, he didn’t double down like many would.
@@NotAdachiPeopleNice PFP my man
except he’s not talking to little kids (hopefully)
not only that, he LEANS into it. I take my hat off to this guy
@@p-__ 8:01 No the fuck they aren’t.
The fear of being an adult movie actor and seeing a redditor like that one the street should send shivers down your spine
Pornstars don’t have any standards so it will be fine.
I like your PFP.
Dude just say porn star 💀
You say it like its a bad thing
@@strikingsarcophagus Why are you upset over adult actor? Do you not like exotic dancer either?
“I am girth master” has the same energy as a superhero revealing his identity.
i was so disappointed
What does girth mean?
@@MXK_BS width of the weiner
@@MXK_BS thickness measured around the pole. not the width.
The fact there is also a pornstar called that with 2 r’s at the end disgusts me
Dont ask how i know
It’s scary to think that any one person can be a redditor and we might never know
a truly disturbing thought
@catzlol655no.
This sent shivers down my spine
It’s usually easy to tell with these weirdos.
Tnickless
It's fascinating that this guy exists. The fedora, the "m'lady", the neckbeard. Hes like an endangered species.
We must preserve him
Fr
@@Average_enjoyer_of_hkput him in the jar
Unfortunately not.
Definitely not endangered, if anything the species population might be growing 😶
Matt speaking with utmost confidence while getting almost everything wrong is so iconic and couldn't be any more like Reddit.
Also get well soon Charlie!
Excellent point m'lady :)
To be fair he was bang on about how many he got right, hw was being jovial but wasn't deluding himself on his accuracy
He said "these are my feelings about porn so everyone else, including porn stars, must feel the same" lmao
"We did it reddit!" Moment
@bendlhk7421Charlie asserting his dominance
"the most wifey costume you could put on" The way i shriveled up when i heard that, i have literally never been drier in my life.
THE REBELLIOUS BOOTS
“You definitely carry a very nice front”😂
Dude Talks about women the way my dad talk about cars @@TheMetalheadWeeb
@@joaopedrooliveiraalves9662 ☠️
@@TheMetalheadWeebI curled into a ball and started screaming when he said that
im convinced this man is an actor and was just told to act like a redditor because this is too good.
Probably.
That’s what I’m thinking. There’s no way this guy is actually like this in real life. It was too perfect.
No shit he's an actor, u can literally tell from just the title and thumbnail
From reading social media comments...I don't doubt anything is fake
@user-zs6es5yr6b No idea what you're replying to, but horrible behaviour is indeed caused by mental conditions. Psychopathy, sociopathy, narcissism, all mental conditions that cause people to do horrible things.
No way he just triple farted and carried on so casually.
I thought you were talking about the redditor before I watched it happen. But of course...
RIGHT AND WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT IM DYING
the way he stopped to focus on it almost ended me
@@violalanceolataviolaceae1403 I was high af watching this and then I look in the comments and no one is mentioning it at all, thought I was completely losing it
TIMESTAMP THAT NOW 😭
The funniest part to me was him obviously trying to brag by calling that one dude "smaller" than him. Absolute comedy gold
that part made me physically recoil
gold??? like reddit gold??!!!!!
I doubt he can even see his willy at this point?
I highly doubt his dong is anywear near 6 inches 😂
If he lost weight for the benefit of his health and stopped watching p*rn all the time I think he’d be a nice dude. He seems like one
5:26 bro was DYING to get that out 😭
His ass lying too ain't no way he beating a bbc
"Meeting girth master" "Oh girth master just a personable guy" "oh i loved girth master"
"I am girth master" that cut together had me CRYING 😂
FR! LOL
bruh that executed me on the spot
I’m actually screaming bro that shit was hilarious
Girth master got you crying 😂
Curious to see if the Girth Master lives up to his name
Reminding myself that these people actually exist is a huge confidence boost. I’ll always remember that I’ll never be as bad as this guy
AGREEEEE
After a long day of work your comment make my day, i laugh so hard
low hanging fruit buddy
wtf is you saying. this guy has at least something to say. What is the most interesting thing you do on a tuesday?
never? 🤨
Dude, Charlie leaning over for a fart had me genuinely scared. I thought he was trying to break through to the corporeal realm to steal me
Charlie would never steal, he’s a law abiding citizen
Nah on everything😂. I had it in miniplayer, and when I seen him close up out the corner of my eye not saying anything I got spooked something good😂
When? Timestamp?
@@MotoDash11008:00
I DIDNT REALIZE HE FARTED UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT. i straight up thought he had to skip through the video to remember what he was talking about- yet got extremely close to see it. I DIDNT HEAR HIS LITTLE TOOTS.
For me, the "m'lady" was pretty much a dead giveaway that the dude is playing a character, or at least seriously hamming it up
Who knows, some people are just that ignorant
When I first watched this vid some time ago I thought the same but that was until I had my first real life encounter with this species
@@stmich7217Plz drop the lore
Sometimes people lean into the stereotype because it takes back the power. They can't mock him with it if he himself says it proudly.
@PanagiotisPolitis-bl9xj It's reclaiming ownership of a slur. It is very common for fringe(or minority) groups to remove power from it by using it themselves.
Him going into this with full confidence, only to fall flat onto his face is the most redditor thing he could've done
I mean, he knew he got most wrong. He just stated things confidently.
@@Avruthlelbh Yeah that’s the worst thing about doing reacts like this but not showing the entire content, the context gets lost.
He’s an actor
@@TitaniumTurbine What do you mean? The clip where he guessed getting 2 right is in the video. People are just ignoring it.
I was thinking he was just some ordinary degenerate but once that "M'lady" dropped I was convinced.
I was half expecting him to do a fedora tip as well.
He did nothing to make me call him a degenerate.
It was the cherry on top, fr
@@ItsVegaSama Except that he implied he zerks off all day long every day?
It has to be an act, its just too much to be real
@@ItsVegaSamabro, just looking at him you can tell, plus he’s on a game show that’s guess the pornstar and consumes porn every day
It always amazes me when someone actually perfectly encapsulates their respective stereotype lmao
This is the realest comment
Clearly staged.
There’s a reason why stereotypes exist in the first place
it's like the same shit with nominative determinism
You... you think it's genuine? Imagine being even more clueless than the fake personality you're trying to make fun of.
8:02 4 quiet trumpets for the saluting of our fallen hero, the Redditor.
He is the epitome of the reddit mod. There's no way someone like him actually exists
@@p-__ my farts are better than your farts.
He had the full cosplay kit paired with personality
11/10 acting
actually tho. there is no way that man is real.
@@p-__Prove it right now, fart. I'll be here for the sniff test.
No you see it’s actually the other way around. Tonssss of people like him exist but they just hide it behind a mask until they’re alone in front of their computer 🤮 what makes it worse in that case is that you would never know if someone was as grimey as him
The way he just said “that’s smaller than me” was just devastating imagine you being the guy in that situation absolutely humiliated. He won’t recover from that.
oh, it's fine. everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows he's lying. he's literally a living, breathing Redditor stereotype who knows too much about porn. if you know too much about porn, you are very clearly not packing any meat or else you would be using it for the real thing 😂 he fooled absolutely nobody
Most of his size is covered by fat anyway
@@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard Oh absolutely he was lying lol. Im surprise he didn't tip his hat or take a bow after that statement. But then again idk, maybe he's been secretly jelking for years and has all but increased his weiner length by 0.2 inches.
@@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beardnot true I have 12 inch penis and don't use it
@justsomeyonkowithabeard2942 Penis size hardly correlates to character. There are plenty of charismatic and successful men with micro penises, and degenerate Redditors with 7 inches. It's based on genetics, not personality
Every time that the redditor talked I wanted to retract into myself like a tortoise.
I had to pause it when he would start talking so I could brace myself for the oncoming cringe
Really? I guess my cringe receptors badly dulled cus that just really funny to me.
@@spicedog710he stayed in character and embraced it
Very nice show
real
For some reason I read your comment as "retract myself into a potato" and, yeah, me too.
Me: Flips on incognito mode:
*Who is Girth Master?*
12:03
What does Girth mean?😭
@@MXK_BS the length of a cilynder but measured sideways
@@MXK_BScircumference
@@youtube_deletes_comments oh ok thx. Wait…
He was able to get the two obvious baits right, but switched every person not placed there to throw him off. He's like a bloodhound that can only smell cocaine hidden in tires but not right in front of him.
I mean even before the video started with the questioning, I could immediately tell it was the Asian lady, that one was not even close to being hard. Unless there is a such thing as a conservative porn star, most of them dress basically the same
It's kinda goofy because this could be such an easy process
Ask them all about their views on intercourse, its importance, how they feel about NSA, etc
Put them in a line ranked from least to most promiscuous
Tactical guess? The producers probably put 2-3 *stars in there
So choose the 2-3 most promiscuous
@@AngryAlfonse thats a bit silly, I know many girls who "look promiscuous" but it's just their fashion and they never took any nudes, never worked in the adult industry nor had much intercourse, if at all. Also the adult industry worker dressed in the pink cute dress wasn't promiscuous at all, I actually loved her dress and I'd love to wear something like that cause it looks aesthetic and cute.
@@AngryAlfonseOne that dressed wifey was obvious from the start
its weird tho bc the bbl girl has an onlyfans
He has the ultimate reddit trait, being completely wrong but also being arrogantly certain about it.
@spooderderg4077Given 5 binary questions, it's not statistically necessary to end up with about 2.5 correct answers.
That would only bear out as a random guess eventuality given infinitely many binary questions.
@spooderderg4077 I'm not saying he's not in on it, I'm saying there's no statistical backing that confirms he is.
Yes randomly guessing 6 would on average grant you 3, although it could be more or less given one round, but spooderderg is clearly being sarcastic lol
This dude is the living embodiment of the "average redditor" meme
with max speech craft
I am adding a reply
This is an above average redditor
Meme? You mean fact
😂
8:02 *charile blasts us with a 3 roadblocks*
🤓 4 roadblocks
Fart counter @@utacet4089
@@utacet4089 5 roadblocks
@@BorrelTheBarrel6 roadblocks
Life is roblox
Charlie leaning in to the camera to let out a controlled array of toots is the most intimidating thing I have ever witnessed.
"Intimidating" yea ok. Pretty fucking weird to say
@@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 oh my god it was a joke get a grip 😭
@@darkel3Its a hillarious joke lol dont mind the doofus above
@@goose5450 thanks dawg
@@absolutelyfookinnobody2843hahahahahaha dude that's fucking great 😂
That redditor really is like Perfect Cell just absorbing reddit moderators left and right to finally achieve his ultimate form. Not even Gohan can defeat such a specimen.
Redditor max 💀
Semi Perfect R3dditor
Super Perfect Redditor
He was defeated by Girth Master
Bro, don't insult Cell like that 😢
The fit, the mannerisms, the phrasing, and being overconfidently wrong about everything. Finally, we know what the personification of reddit would be like.
Yep pretty much
to be overconfident about porn, and then having really bad intuition about it as well is really embarrassing. Like he does not see people, just objects, when he watch this alleged amount of porn he proudly claims.
Which makes me believe he was just playing a character and pretending lol
He's not enough of a dick to be the ultimate Redditor personified.
@@BIastProcXI wish I could have the optimism you have.
Bro used M’lady like he’s Anakin SKYWALKER 💀
the awkwardness in his voice when he says hes bigger than the six inches dude is so obvious, he planned to say that no matter what the dude said 100%
but nah the dudes reaction of just "sure" is gold
I found my ex boyfriend's reddit account when we were still dating, and he would constantly brag about having a huge penis on there. It was maybe at most like 4 inches. Not that this is super relevant but I wanted to share.
yeah, theres literally no way hes packing more than 6 inches lmao
@@milku4558Ive just browsed on google what is 6 inches in centimeters and its 15. I mean... 15 ??? With or without an erection ? Even with an erection 15 seems already pretty big to me
@@milku4558 bro is probably packing one of those mini Corn Dogs
@@TheTrueMr.Chickendude that’s hige
I feel like we should make him the official mascot of the redditor community. The hat, the m'lady, and the overall charisma. He is the embodiment of reddit and should not be treated as any less.
He does kind of look like the reddit alien
he acts too nice to people to be the redditor community mascot
@@kakagakakerger4165Idk about that he basically mocked this other dude in the show because his dong wasn't as big as his (allegedly)
@@kakagakakerger4165he has the aura tho
@@sandianexpress1198yeah i can smell him through my screen
I like how he considers his meat as the standard for identifying a pornstar
Wait, what
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e in the video, his way of identifying if you were a male pornstar is if their meat was bigger or smaller than his. Did you watch the video?
@@user-vi4xy1jw7elike, he was like "okay you're bigger than me so you are" like his meat was the minimum 💀
Homie ain't even chubbed
Especially since you know he's straight up lying. Or nobody ever told him you don't start measuring at the asshole.
I love it how Charlie just just bust out 3 or 4 toots in the row.
Well done champ
This dude took the "average redditor" meme as a guide to life
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever, for all eternity, never ending
@@treek10kNuh uh
I'm impressed that room and everyone in it was able to contain and withstand the sheer power of this redditor
Ikr. I’m surprised it wasn’t like Baki where people subconsciously start shaking uncontrollably in his presence
i can smell his bedroom from here
@@Install312what is baki even about😭🙏
@@max73916Excessively strong men getting beat up by a black caveman and then you have young excessive strong man beating that black caveman and so that black caveman gives the skeleton of a dinosaur to the guy who hosted the tournament
@@Install312Conqueror’s Haki
Let's be honest, charlie leaning into the camera and farting loudly was the real highlight of this video
The "My Farts are Better than Charlie's Farts" bots were on to something
Timestamp please
@@MintBunHunter8:00
@@bjornhaforsson2108 thank you
Loudly? In what universe were those farts loud 😂
0:52 this is when I realized I should’ve put headphones on
The guy is such a Redditor they made an entire website about him.
NEW JERSEY IN THE MORNING LIKE A LUNAR LANDSCAPE!!
They call him mr reddit
It amazes me that there are actually people like this that get to roam the internet all day.
@catzlol655youre spammin the same shit
There's no way this guy is legit he's wearing a damn fedora. It has to be ironic right? RIGHT?
@@irecordwithaphone1856It's not ironic. That's a stereotype with an actual basis behind it.
@@irecordwithaphone1856 he's a paid actor. That's my -delusion- belief and I will not hear *anything* to the contrary 😭
Do you mean Charlie or the Redditor? lol
with the sheer stone-faced determination that Charlie expressed while ripping a fat one, I'd believe he was in the adult entertainment industry 100%
Charlie and Johhny sins collabed once
No joke he had an onlyfans of just his feet
Where, i must know lmao
BURNT OUT PARTY SWITCH!!
@@TheChickenLorde 8:01
There’s no way that this is a year old already
Ong
2
The fact that he guessed correctly the amount he got incorrect makes me think he knew and was holding back.
Huh?
We mortals have yet to prove we are worthy to witness such a display of power
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e he knew how much he got wrong so he must've known all along but was holding back
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e He rigged his answers at the bequest of the m'lady producer in return for a ride on the bang bus. duhhh
The only way to get all wrong is to know all the correct answers
This is exactly how I expect a redditor to be.
I'm not dissapointed at all.
@@p-__Proof?
WITH HER LINE BUMMED OUT SHE'S HUMMING@!!!
The confidence you must have to leave a fart in your video post-edit, and such a flat and broken one at that, is a level of confidence very few of us will ever know.
🤣🤣
“The world isn’t ready for Matt with a BBL” Matt boutta start his villain arc with this one
Asking a Redditor “do you watch corn” is like asking somebody “do you breathe”
I fucking love watching corn
Creamed corn?
@@bruuhhhhI prefer my corn with the husk still on 😈
you can say porn
@@hand13932shhhhhhh!
Being a Redditor, him having supreme confidence and still failing in the end fits perfectly in line. I'm not even surprised.
We did it Reddit
Charlie is the only person that can casually pause, release some gas (with rhythm), and not edit it out. Love him.
Top tier glazing
@@univ8571yeaa I'd let him glaze all over me
time stamp?
D1 dicc gobbling
@@goodson918:00
Thank you charlie for making this video bearable to watch
He actually said “m’lady”. He actually fucking said it out loud, in real life 💀💀💀
I lost it when he said that
I genuinely never knew people actually said that unironically anymore
I screamed when I heard that
He even wore a fedora.
He also said "female" while referring to a woman...in front of said woman. Wild. xD
Charlie is the only mere mortal that could even handle getting Covid 3 times, yet still grace us with his complex, doctorate level analysis on a Redditor's ability to identify adult film stars.
We are not worthy
yea I got covid 3 times and just became retarded
I have covid more than charlie
Stuff’s insane, some people like me or him can take it so many times and nothing happens.
future president
Me and Charlie have gotten it the same amount of times 💀
thank you for the reddit gold kind stranger! you just won the internet for today!
Based pfp
you won the internet for your pfp stranger!
@@littled5986dissin dilla is inane
Upvote for you, good sir!
Updoot for you good sir!
This is exactly what a kid named Ralph grows up to be
what did ralph do to you
@@smallxplosion9546 he wore a tuxedo and a fedora everyday. And he just yapped
@@Monkeys_99living hell
I mean Girth Master is clearly a family man from the amount of people who call him Daddy
What’s his name?
Girth Master, duh.
who wouldn't call him daddy
Gay
Straight
8:08 😂bruh staring into the void while letting it rip
Beyblade Let It Rip
Im so happy to see that Charlie didn’t catch Covid! I’m currently on the 0:01 second of the video, hope nothing bad happens.
Oh you sweet summer child
i hate to break it to you but.. 😔
@@ScuttleBugRealI never not find that saying funny 😂
man do i have some news for you
what a redditor type of comment
The “M’lady” made me flinch so hard im crying in the middle of class
there's truly no one more able for such a task than a Redditor.
hope you get better soon as well, Charlie!
GOTTA FIND A GAS STATION!! GOTTA FIND A PAYPHONE!!!
Charlies immunity to cringe will always leave be in awe, i wanted to claw my face off while i watched this
100% cringe resistance
-50% covid resistance
Lol, I feel you buddy just got over it again
That got ur psy wet bro?
I've seen a lot worse cringe than this
The only content creator that can pause, fart and then continue on topic like nothing happened and not even bother cutting it out. Legend
i used to work with fedora guy and i can guarantee he is exactly like this in real life
wdym worked with him?
@@dertyp2919I assume it means they used to work together… what part of that is confusing you?
@@dertyp2919probably as a coworker but idk that’s just what I got from the comment
@@Osama_Bin_Ladder as what
@@dertyp2919 A coworker. Man probably was forced out of his basement and told to get a job.
He emulates the main character's persona when he's around those individuals - truly admirable.
@@p-__ you can't do better than those bro 8:01
TOOK HER DOWN TO THE CARWASH!!
Yea really
I have never cringed harder. This dude is on another level. He is so comfortable saying the grossest stuff. He seems confident and happy though so good on him
@@p-__redditors farts r better than yours
No not good on him. He's a disgrace. What would his mother think?
@@MasonBryantif he has one tho
He is interviewing p stars wtf did u expect lmao
I'm pretty sure he's doing a bit, there's no shot he unionically said "M'lady", that's been a meme for like a decade now.
1:19 that "absolutely" 😂 they know that this will be a gorgeous video
Matt saying "Cool, where can I get one?!" is the most wholesome thing that could have come out of his mouth. I'm honestly surprised.
Are we just gonna ignore that he just stonefaced gave us four little doots at 8:00? I thought he just had a really loud mouse scroll lmao
I thought so too
@@p-__the one time this copypasta makes some damn sense
Same
@@p-__the one time the bot makes sense
I liked the part where he slipped and started to say "more" instead of "less". 5:20
With that fupa he’s probably not packing, if he lost like 150 lbs maybe 6+ inches
he shouldve guessed the tall black guy wasnt in the industry on his cross necklace, cause if he was going off of one factor like hotdog volume, a cross necklace shouldve been a dead giveaway for him lmao
If life were a videogame this guy would definitely be a boss
"While you were out there grinding for xp, loot and gold, I was studying the blade..."
my life is like a videogame
do you think he’d be an early game boss or an endgame boss
This guy would be a gimmick boss for a hidden area in the DLC, but the weapon you get from beating him breaks the whole game.
@@greenknight1772trying hard to beat the stage
This man is a pure enigma.
On the surface he appears like a classic Reddit Moderator but he also has the social skills of someone who regularly goes outside and interacts with actual people.
Yes he has good social skills but people still want to make fun of him... I wonder why
Social skills aren’t just talking confidently, it’s also talking like a normal person, it’s not saying weird remarks like you’re in a fuckin anime.
@MW-ux1ux They are on a show about guessing corn stars. Normal person or trying to shame corn addiction is out of the question, is watching corn bad? No let human beings do what they want. The true reason why people mistreated him or judge him as weird is because he is not as physically attractive.
@@adamg6711I mean, putting looks aside i think we both can agree that he's a little weird, even for the situation.
But you're definitely right about his appearance being the main motivator for the dunking
@@adamg6711 found the redditor’s burner
Getting only 2 right is impressive. He’d have better odds just randomly guessing
"Your less than me??"
I aint ever seen such crazy obvious cap in my life bru😂😂😂
Charlie dropping those farts like a true warrior got me laughing really hard, amazing
The quote at 4:43 has ruined my life. I say this every day. I say this every good chance given. Every fitting moment. You changed me as a person with that one quote.
3:08 I'm not strong enough to be hit with that line and still have a straight face
She musnt be an adult movie actor because none of them can act that good
I was gonna make fun of what she said until this dude comes in with the sucker punch m'lady lmao
You can tell hes desperate for approval the way he came at the guy for being smaller
I wish I could ooze the manifestation of a sense of self this redditor has. he lives a fulfilling life or hes one talented actor.
3:16 I can't believe he mused m'lady in a way that melted your heart.
I leaned forward in my chair at the same time Charlie did when he let one rip. I felt such a strong emotional connection in that moment.
tuff watch 😭
real
I’ve never heard sex referred to as mashing pissers but it’s very fitting. Thanks again Charles
Towards the end I was thinking “the girth master must be a nickname that Matt goes by” because I could not possibly think of a more memorable experience than meeting that enigma of a man
the fedora, the glasses, te purple shirt, and the quad fart from moist is why i love u gang
3:08 I can't believe he said it
Charlie casually saying “jerking it every day like a ritual” as if he didn’t have to make the same facial expression to “a pair of lesbians” is gold 😂
Don't be rude to Charlie. At least he greets them and gives them a thumbs up.
8:00 the look on Charlie's face was hilarious,it's like he was counting his toots 😂
3:07 HE ACTUALLY SAID "m'lady" OUT LOUD LIKE ACTUALLY SAID IT
It's not everyday Charlie blesses us with his spray of ass ham. May we cherish this moment for the rest of our lives 🙏🏻
He had to keep it leashed cuz I bet he would've turtle head if he let it loose 😂
Huh
Ayo what
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ass ham” 💀
I’m very thankful for Charlie’s interjections. I need them for this video. Too much raw cringe emanating from that redditor in one sitting for me to handle.
I couldn't listen to him at all. I had to skip the parts where he actually talked and just get charlie's response basically. too much concentrated cringe
Dude, I really had to pause this vid when that thing ejaculated his "m'lady" spell. Had to pause for a solid minute before I can even continue the vid.
@@Spartacus114Someone's dramatic
Bunch of soft hands. It's not that bad. Lol