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  • @AmbassadorKat
    @AmbassadorKat 2 месяца назад +9841

    So the restaurant owner noticed this guy left without paying, called the cops, waited for the cop to arrive, and this guy was still that close to the location? He needs to work on the “dash” part of “dine & dash”

    • @3magikarpinamansuit281
      @3magikarpinamansuit281 2 месяца назад +818

      Bro was waiting for a Uber to show up to get a free ride.

    • @oby100
      @oby100 2 месяца назад +334

      No. He seems unhinged. I really doubt he had a plan.
      He argued and confused the bar owner so much that the bar owner kicked him out and called the police.
      The guy really seems like he can confuse his way out of it. No idea what’s wrong with him, but he wasn’t a typical dine and dasher

    • @bccsivxx-xxivvii
      @bccsivxx-xxivvii 2 месяца назад +30

      Haha no kidding. I guess most dine & dashers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

    • @fvlse_
      @fvlse_ 2 месяца назад +27

      He’s obviously not too bright, what did you expect XD

    • @Adiscretefirm
      @Adiscretefirm 2 месяца назад +39

      You're forgetting how small Key West is, you can only go so far without getting wet or crossing a bridge

  • @Croatz
    @Croatz 2 месяца назад +7916

    I actually forget that redditors exist in real life sometimes.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss 2 месяца назад +34

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome whoI'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skil?? ls along the way.des with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. !!! ';'#

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 2 месяца назад +40

      Get outside and talk to girls. Not everybody is obsessed with the internet and social media. You'd be surprised how many girls out there can actually hold a conversation. There's no reason for you to live on here.

    • @SleepyMook
      @SleepyMook 2 месяца назад +116

      Surprised redditors even go outside.

    • @keen8087
      @keen8087 2 месяца назад +217

      @@Zenigundamwhat are you on about

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 2 месяца назад +144

      ​@@ZenigundamSee normally this would be decent advice. But this advice is coming from someone who's had at least one woman file a restraining order against him, so take what he's saying with a grain of salt

  • @Awesomesauce213
    @Awesomesauce213 2 месяца назад +767

    I guarantee you at some point he offered to give the waiter "Financial advice worth far more than $70!"

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 2 месяца назад +14

      or exposure

    • @ryuoh6928
      @ryuoh6928 27 дней назад +4

      Said financial advice being "go to my website".

  • @whiskyweasel3310
    @whiskyweasel3310 2 месяца назад +1035

    What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

    • @ozzy_fromhell
      @ozzy_fromhell 2 месяца назад +15

      The goat Charles aka CharlieV1

    • @sofiamonaholzer2040
      @sofiamonaholzer2040 2 месяца назад +6

      RUclips asked me to rate your comment I got you right dw🙏🙏

    • @Denniisboi
      @Denniisboi 19 дней назад +1

      Haha.. cracks me up lol

  • @chokkko
    @chokkko 2 месяца назад +2331

    he just discovered he can't downvote in real life

    • @cumsteak
      @cumsteak 2 месяца назад

      lmao, all of his weird gestures were just a physical manifestation of finding and clicking the report button

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 2 месяца назад +1

      Don't read my name.

    • @bobothy4903
      @bobothy4903 2 месяца назад

      @@Dont_Read_My_Pictureshut up

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureok

    • @NotSoNarrowCast
      @NotSoNarrowCast 2 месяца назад +16

      Or that he can't remove posts and ban people who confront his worldview

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 2 месяца назад +4857

    "I'm a day trader" just translate to "I'm unemployed and betting on winning the lottery."

    • @yellow6572
      @yellow6572 2 месяца назад +281

      90% of stock traders quit right before this time it’ll be big! Fr this time!!!

    • @ConnorSemp
      @ConnorSemp 2 месяца назад +19

      How imma be frfr

    • @jonashemmer8548
      @jonashemmer8548 2 месяца назад +50

      Unless you have 25k in the market to trade over 5 times in 7 days….you’re not a day trader

    • @ithasnomen9253
      @ithasnomen9253 2 месяца назад +87

      As a part time trader you're 100% right. It's literally just calculated gambling. Looking for patterns, picking investments that will pay out within your expected time, it's literally gambling. Redditors & Meme stock ppls always lose money because they just try to pump up a coin then one or two guys out of a few hundred make any profit. Micheal Lewis said it best “Wall Street investment banks are like Las Vegas casinos: They set the odds. The customer who plays zero-sum games against them may win from time to time but never systematically, and never so spectacularly that he bankrupts the casino.”

    • @aj897
      @aj897 2 месяца назад +34

      @@ithasnomen9253 Sounds like cope for losing money.

  • @Vinthateshandles
    @Vinthateshandles 2 месяца назад +2402

    I work at Chili's and we had a guy dine and dash once....
    He left so quickly, he left his friend there... and the friend had to pay....
    The bill was literally 20 bucks.

    • @dawatch65
      @dawatch65 2 месяца назад +203

      my “friends” did something similar to me. On top of leaving me at the table with the $60 bill, i left a $10 tip. when i was leaving, the waitress came up to me and said “you know i make my living off of tips right?”, so i had to give her the last 20$ bill in my wallet

    • @mrfantastic992
      @mrfantastic992 2 месяца назад +51

      @@dawatch65 damn 😭😭

    • @bepoo8363
      @bepoo8363 2 месяца назад +197

      @@dawatch65i do not believe you, even for a little bit. Maybe just the part where ur friend leaves you

    • @dawatch65
      @dawatch65 2 месяца назад

      @@bepoo8363 bro i swear on my life it actually happened. i was taken aback by her coming up to me cuz i thought a 10$ tip was an adequate amount for a 60$ meal, but I just gave her the 20 cuz i wanted to get out of there. Haven't gone back to a BWW since then.

    • @Vinthateshandles
      @Vinthateshandles 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bepoo8363 I believe him, I work with some fucking demons who will say shit like that when it comes to tips

  • @kristenhamblin2325
    @kristenhamblin2325 2 месяца назад +775

    holy shit, i know this guy. I used to work with him at a bar in Orlando that shut down a couple months ago. He was obnoxious as hell when it came to work with him, but i just stocked it up to him just being a bit stubborn. never knew he’d do something like this. he’d talk all the time about being in school for investing. crazy to see him here

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 2 месяца назад +68

      so i guess he is really out of touch with reality huh?

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken 2 месяца назад +17

      Uhuh, I'm sure

    • @bellxrianna
      @bellxrianna 2 месяца назад +37

      i believe u 100% because he sounds puerto rican and you said Orlando

    • @Kaity11
      @Kaity11 2 месяца назад +41

      @@Vlamynckskenthis guy isn’t famous, why wouldn’t he be known in a regular town by other people lol

    • @mad7monkey423
      @mad7monkey423 2 месяца назад +3

      Wait so did this take place in orlando
      Edit: to me, I thought it looked like one of the surrounding cities like Winterpark

  • @kanaria-cu3uv
    @kanaria-cu3uv 2 месяца назад +4297

    "I make so much money, I can't afford to pay you 70$"
    a sound and reasonable argument.

    • @golasticus
      @golasticus 2 месяца назад +138

      No bro you don't understand. He has a Robinhood account and he's a daytrader with so many investments and so much money. You're gonna have to apologize to him for saying he can't pay. 🤣

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 месяца назад +28

      I swear this is someone I knew in high school who invited all his friends to a restaurant for bottomless wings during a football game then got mad that there was a mandatory gratuity added if you have a party larger than 5 (he invited 12 people) and full on argued with the manager for over a half hour refusing to pay the gratuity

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 2 месяца назад +18

      He doesn't understand that you can't pay for services with stocks. Just because you have the means, doesn't mean you have the MEANS.

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lawrencetalbot8346I'll be honest, gratuity fees shouldn't be a thing. It's a thing in the US because restaurant owners can't be asked to pay their employees well. They would much rather pit customers against their employees, and vice versa, for mandatory tips, rather than have to deal with a 5-10% profit loss caused by decent hourly rates.

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 2 месяца назад +4

      @@golasticus Woah Robin Hood!? Didn't they ban the poor off their platform?

  • @Ark_Strike
    @Ark_Strike 2 месяца назад +2003

    "I'm a day trader" = I'm unemployed and don't want to work 9 to 5
    "I don't believe in liquidity" = I spend all my money hoping to win the lottery
    "it’s just 70" = I don't have 70 dollars
    "My assets aren't liquid" = I'm betting my last 2 dollars on a shitcoin

    • @jackpace6845
      @jackpace6845 2 месяца назад +14

      You should turn your life into a book man.

    • @vsimp2956
      @vsimp2956 2 месяца назад +37

      Well... Does anyone want to work 9 to 5?

    • @scarm_rune
      @scarm_rune 2 месяца назад

      @@vsimp2956 if the income is stable and is enough to pay the bills then yeah

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@vsimp2956Nobody wants, but you have to.

    • @queensylvanas4556
      @queensylvanas4556 2 месяца назад +40

      People that want to work a 9 to 5 are weird or have never worked a 9 to 5

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 2 месяца назад +1232

    They tracked down the succulent Chinese meal guy like 30 years later, and he reiterated that the Chinese meal was in fact succulent. That's the hill he has chosen to die on for 3 decades.

    • @writerintherye
      @writerintherye 2 месяца назад +51

      "I mean, it was a succulent Chinese meaaahhl"

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 2 месяца назад +39

      @@writerintherye aaaaah. I see you know your judo well, sir.

    • @JuT11
      @JuT11 2 месяца назад +3

      Also his name isn't Charles Dosza, it's Jack Karlson :)

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 2 месяца назад +4

      It must’ve been THAT good, then.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад

      What a legend lol

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 2 месяца назад +703

    "No Victor, you're gonna go to jail"
    Absolute Best line.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 месяца назад +3782

    “Don’t delete the video officer”
    *This man was THAT desperate for any form of attention he could get. He is 100% a Redditor.*

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 месяца назад

      He was an illegal immigrant go figure. I’m sure the charges are dropped by now

    • @eadweard.
      @eadweard. 2 месяца назад +31

      "Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired."

    • @Wesker1713
      @Wesker1713 2 месяца назад +21

      What are you talking about? Unlike twitter or tiktok, on reddit you don't follow people you follow subreddits, and 90+% of users who post anything use the platform without a face. Being an attentionseeker has nothing to do with Reddit nobody gives a shit who you are there. There's even memes that having followers on reddit is more of a creepy thing than a good thing. You can tell a lot of shit about redditors but attentionseeking is not one of them.

    • @elkike64
      @elkike64 2 месяца назад

      Found one ​@@Wesker1713

    • @im-ego-_-
      @im-ego-_- 2 месяца назад

      @@Wesker1713we found one

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 2 месяца назад +1683

    "I don't believe in liquidity" sure is a funny way of saying "I have no real money because I spent it all on shitcoins and meme stocks."

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +1

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 2 месяца назад +11

      Heyyy doge is up today

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 2 месяца назад +2

      Penny stocks

    • @BeastOfMetal1989
      @BeastOfMetal1989 2 месяца назад +16

      Those who don't believe in liquidity will soon confront liquidation...

    • @zac-1
      @zac-1 2 месяца назад +6

      well he's probably put all his money into failing retailers like gamestop and amc lmao

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 2 месяца назад +229

    “thats my only form of payment-its not my problem!”
    it quite literally is ONLY your problem.

  • @terrapinflyer273
    @terrapinflyer273 2 месяца назад +237

    Imagine getting tased and taken into custody for not paying your bill at a restaurant. Referring to this man as an idiot would be a compliment...

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 2 месяца назад

      Idiots have more sense, this guy is obviously derranged.

  • @-Hari-03
    @-Hari-03 2 месяца назад +1060

    "i couldnt pay cuz my assets arent liquid" is basically "i couldnt pay cuz i aint got no money in my bank account" which is basically "i ordered $70 of food even though i knew i couldnt pay" which is basically "im an idiot"

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity 2 месяца назад +35

      He's rich!
      He just doesn't have any liquidity!
      😂🤣🤣

    • @cumsteak
      @cumsteak 2 месяца назад

      no u tho

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 2 месяца назад

      Don't read my name.

    • @beekydogg
      @beekydogg 2 месяца назад +3

      I’m glad you broke it down for me.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 2 месяца назад +2

      “Don’t delete the video” which is basically “I realised I look dumb but I’m pretending I know I’m in the right”.

  • @McBernes
    @McBernes 2 месяца назад +2771

    "I have no liquidity" well bless his stupid little heart.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins 2 месяца назад +94

      That's why he needed that water.

    • @GuireGod
      @GuireGod 2 месяца назад +55

      He must have been constipated then.

    • @lizzyluv96
      @lizzyluv96 2 месяца назад +20

      Bless my stupid little heart apparently because I have know clue what that means

    • @metelybob
      @metelybob 2 месяца назад +50

      @@lizzyluv96 It means he has no physical money.

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 месяца назад +54

      @@lizzyluv96 High liquidity basically means that you can sell something at market value quickly and get cash. Low liquidity means you'd have to compromise on speed or value.
      To use a ridiculous example:
      A giant block of gold is difficult to trade with efficiently. It's much nicer to have cash for your restaurant trip. But who are you going to sell your gold to all of a sudden?

  • @syrta
    @syrta 2 месяца назад +204

    One time I went to get a haircut, but I didn't realize that they only take cash, which I didn't have enough with me. So I told them I'll quickly go to the bank (that was only 5 mins away) and then come back to pay. I did and everyone was happy - except the fact that I was super embarrassed about the situation.
    Stuff happens, but you need to be willing to find a solution. He could've said that he'll be back with cash later and left either an item or his personal information behind.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins 2 месяца назад +42

      Did they take the haircut back and start glueing the hair back on?

    • @dannydanny2789
      @dannydanny2789 2 месяца назад +43

      ​@@DarthPerkinsthey hit you with a balding ray on the way out

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 2 месяца назад +25

      ikr, i usually let them take my ID, grab some cash in ATM, go back and pay, take my ID back. Works everytime. People just want to get pay and they don't mind waiting longer when there's insurance.

    • @TheRealDeepFriedWonton
      @TheRealDeepFriedWonton 2 месяца назад +5

      @@DarthPerkins You'd generally leave something with them so they know you're coming back, most people won't just take the word of a stranger pinkie promising he'll come back to pay.

    • @13donstalos
      @13donstalos 2 месяца назад +3

      Um... He was trying to rob them. That was his solution.

  • @quirda77
    @quirda77 2 месяца назад +112

    8:10 I too have dealt with these kinds of racist before, when I go out and order steak and wine and then they refuse to take my chuck e cheese arcade coins cause it's not "legal tender". Yeah, sure buddy see you in court

  • @user-ud4vf2hd7i
    @user-ud4vf2hd7i 2 месяца назад +3446

    So he acts like a rich investor/day trader online and doesn’t realize you need liquidity to have purchasing power in the REAL world. What a psycho. 😂

    • @vgmoral
      @vgmoral 2 месяца назад +282

      redditors when they can't pay for their meal in 60 billion shitcoin

    • @yongkysiaw6597
      @yongkysiaw6597 2 месяца назад

      Or an idiot.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 2 месяца назад +103

      Bro didn’t learn the most basic lesson of balancing liquidity and assets…
      Shit idk why he couldn’t just pay with liability via credit card: unless his credit score is just that terrible?!

    • @YouCanCallMeReTro
      @YouCanCallMeReTro 2 месяца назад +41

      He's a fraud

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 2 месяца назад

      ​@@AlexNV75could be. Probably used something like Cash App and is considering that a credit card lol.
      Says he uses Apple Pay, so we know he has some type of card attached. They don't accept apples pay. He uses a CC that gets declined. He also states he doesn't have a bank account, and no CC to my knowledge allows you to activate an account with them without tying to a bank account. Therefore we can conclude he doesn't have a real CC lol.

  • @briancarroll6716
    @briancarroll6716 2 месяца назад +1111

    "I got the money to pay, and i was trying to pay!"
    "Alright, can you pay now?"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    😂

    • @SonicSega0964
      @SonicSega0964 2 месяца назад +21

      “I figured I want to have water while I give my payment”

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 месяца назад +8

      @@SonicSega0964 he wanted to have water so he could stall and try to get some money, sell some of his crypto or stocks.

    • @khina3061
      @khina3061 2 месяца назад +24

      "Aren't you Patrick Star"
      "Yup"
      "And this is your ID?"
      "Yup"
      "I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet"
      "That makes sense to me"
      "Then take it"
      "It's not my wallet"
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dr.Cirro616
      @Dr.Cirro616 2 месяца назад +4

      Patrick Star ahh

  • @Jem640
    @Jem640 2 месяца назад +117

    Mr. Succulent Chinese Meal is named Jack Karlson! He turns out to have a pretty wild past, and escaped from prison several times via wacky hijinks. When he was eventually caught and served his time, his cellmate was a guy named Jim McNeil who wrote his first stage play behind bars - they put it on for the prisoners with Karlson playing the lead. After getting out on parole, McNeil became a famous playwright. Karlson became an actor and played some bit roles on tv.
    In the video, he was arrested for credit card fraud. Supposedly he was super chill about until he saw the media, then he decided to ham it up for the cameras 😂 What a legend

    • @willatano1464
      @willatano1464 2 месяца назад +6

      Not only that but it turned out that they got the wrong guy. He did not commit credit card fraud but apparently fit the description

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад +2

      Bro some characters are really too legendary to believe these are real people lmao

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 2 месяца назад +50

    I was in a relationship with someone who had been high up in the legal profession. He told me how he'd had a meal at a really nice restaurant and had decided to not pay for some excitement. He did get caught by the police but was able to talk his way out of it due to his legal knowledge. I just felt sick and told him about waiters often having to pay the bill when someone runs. I thought it was a horrible thing to do - not exciting, just seedy. Yes, the relationship ended.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад +6

      Goddamn that's truly disgusting. Had me in the first half when I thought he was going to "aha" the police as a party trick and go back and pay. The fact that he could but chose not to, ruining potentially multiple people's day AND wasting public emergency resources for some sick ego inflation just reeks of SDE, so gross and multiple red flags. Good call on ditching him lol

    • @buckyhurdle4776
      @buckyhurdle4776 Месяц назад +1

      Theres no fucking way waiters pay out of their tips for theft, that has to be illegal

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 Месяц назад +1

      @@buckyhurdle4776 I guess depends what country you live in, etc...

    • @rshs5821
      @rshs5821 Месяц назад

      I'm pressing x to doubt on him "talking his way out of it". Any time I hear that I assume the person is lieing

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@mollusckscramp4124tf is SDE?

  • @TheTruthAlwaysWins169
    @TheTruthAlwaysWins169 2 месяца назад +674

    That moment when he realizes he can't downvote the officer irl.

    • @TheRussianGenius
      @TheRussianGenius 2 месяца назад +4

      lolol ur username bro haha fits perfect

    • @n7x
      @n7x 2 месяца назад +6

      He’s probably real mad that nobody gave him a Reddit gold award for this.

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 28 дней назад

      Immediately posted on r/amitheasshole after this

  • @kritivassharma1033
    @kritivassharma1033 2 месяца назад +4164

    He looks like a quirky NPC that gives you some wacky side quests in GTA V.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss 2 месяца назад +4

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! #';.,/

    • @Officernuke
      @Officernuke 2 месяца назад +2

      THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

    • @Officernuke
      @Officernuke 2 месяца назад

      THE ⭐TYRANNY⭐ OWNS THIS CHANNEL AND ALL ITS FANS 😂😂😂 IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE FATHERLESS

    • @yukhzia
      @yukhzia 2 месяца назад +125

      RUclips is more focused on blocking ad blockers, than dealing with these fucken Bots.

    • @NGCS-ej4lz
      @NGCS-ej4lz 2 месяца назад

      That's pretty much all of Los Angeles.
      Its a lot of bad "Fashion" and Ultra Textbook Cluster B Personality Disorders.

  • @zzdogger
    @zzdogger 2 месяца назад +38

    I get it...
    I'm a serious artist and I hate when establishments don't accept tubes of paint or strands of beads as payment.
    Like, I'm an ARTIST
    My money is in ART SUPPLIES

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 2 месяца назад +6

      Exactly what I said like ROBUX IS MONEY it's better and more modernized! ofc I'm not broke! have 4 million robux 😠💢

  • @JasonS-eo7sh
    @JasonS-eo7sh 2 месяца назад +227

    Dine and dash is despicable. I worked as a bartender for 2 years during college at a very popular bar that catered mainly to the fraternity/sorority crowd. At least two or three times a week, we'd have a customer run up a tab all night and when we went to close it out, the card would get declined. We had to take down their name and if they didn't reconcile the bill within 7 days, that amount was split amongst all the employees and deducted out of our checks. We were being paid $2.35 an hour because we got tips. After deductions, sometimes my checks were under $10. Many restaurants penalize the specific waiter or waitress when a customer runs out on the bill.

    • @michaelharrison5725
      @michaelharrison5725 2 месяца назад +140

      That doesn't seem legal to charge employees for customer theft.

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 2 месяца назад +29

      Honestly you can't run up a tab in my country. You either pay up or don't eat/drink...

    • @travellingdog3794
      @travellingdog3794 2 месяца назад +37

      Gtfo of the service industry my guy. 2.35 an hour???? Wtf is that lol.
      Working a double for a less than a crispy $20 bill after taxes? 🤢🤢🤢🤮… words can’t describe how I’d feel after all that.
      Forget the tips, you’re worth more

    • @justsomedude7747
      @justsomedude7747 2 месяца назад +66

      This sounds pretty illegal, damn some owners are straight up evil.

    • @firstnamelastname489
      @firstnamelastname489 2 месяца назад +39

      THIS IS WHY WE NEED UNIONS GODDAMN

  • @bronzergoth7598
    @bronzergoth7598 2 месяца назад +712

    "im a day trader" "sorry about your gambling addiction, are you gonna pay or what"

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 2 месяца назад +3519

    I got fired over a family of dine and dashers 1 week before the country shut down over covid. And thanks to that, I got to sit on unemployment while all my coworkers back at the restaurant had to fight with unemployment every month because the restaurants kept opening and closing, opening and closing. Sometimes bad things are blessings in disguise

    • @trevorwilliams1089
      @trevorwilliams1089 2 месяца назад +327

      Yeah one time I backed into a tree with my car and messed my bumper up and it had some other paint chips and ugly stuff but then the night before Thanksgiving I was rear ended by a 19yr old blonde girl with a car full of her friends in an old beat up Honda. She was on her parents insurance with full coverage. Got my rear end of my car looking brand new and got to drive a brand new BMW rental until my car was fixed

    • @drew3494
      @drew3494 2 месяца назад

      @@trevorwilliams1089insurance fraud is bad ass

    • @pieswimmer1
      @pieswimmer1 2 месяца назад

      Based, I had my entire left side of my camaro damaged by someone in a parking lot. Insurance fixed it all up, including the stuff that had been messed up prior lol ​@@trevorwilliams1089

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 2 месяца назад +51

      that doesnt make sense but i hope ur doing ok and hope the people around u are doing ok

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames 2 месяца назад

      you got fired for something else, probably your fault entirely since you want to lie about it online. but hey glad you get to brag about your unemployment!
      people like you are why people dont want to tip anymore.

  • @Jaret_Pealer
    @Jaret_Pealer 2 месяца назад +48

    This guy tried to cast confusion and rolled a 1

    • @juliappoki
      @juliappoki 8 дней назад +1

      His charisma points were also lacking severely.

  • @blabla-kp5or
    @blabla-kp5or 2 месяца назад +32

    When the camera in the cop car exposed his hairline it all made Sense

  • @g.mendes0482
    @g.mendes0482 2 месяца назад +1610

    Bro rolled a 8 charisma but played it like a natural 20

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 месяца назад +12

      ?

    • @en_dere
      @en_dere 2 месяца назад

      guy acts like that one really fucking annoying bard player who only plays bard because its memey. falls the fuck apart the moment the DM starts giving him hell for it

    • @shirotako6249
      @shirotako6249 2 месяца назад +143

      ​@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 It means dude has no charisma but acts like he's the most charismatic being on this planet

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 месяца назад +52

      @@shirotako6249 8 is being rather generous, Fallout New Vegas would probably classify him as a Misanthrope. Not sure about DnD though

    • @zacmcgrath9675
      @zacmcgrath9675 2 месяца назад +1

      Hahahaha yup

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 2 месяца назад +1696

    I watched the part that charlie cut out, basically he was rolling on the floor crying "don't kill me please" bro was acting like he was dying

    • @JayBigDadyCy
      @JayBigDadyCy 2 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 2 месяца назад

      They always do now lol.
      This "cops are killing randoms" narrative has really been co-opted by criminals as some sort of shield

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz 2 месяца назад +165

      Must have been an acorn

    • @wizard0078
      @wizard0078 2 месяца назад +8

      @@LopsidedMoz 😂😂😂

    • @notqua2201
      @notqua2201 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@LopsidedMozlmaoo

  • @shinjithenegotiator2795
    @shinjithenegotiator2795 2 месяца назад +33

    i love how patient the cop was

  • @bmaster461603
    @bmaster461603 2 месяца назад +91

    Drugs. All I can think of or just genuinely a psychopath

    • @Stazy.7
      @Stazy.7 2 месяца назад +37

      I can’t think of a drug that does this to a person, I think he is just completely delusional

    • @chiball
      @chiball 2 месяца назад

      i was thinking it might be a personality disorder. he’s delusional.

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami 2 месяца назад +3

      Nah psychopaths are the people you see on the Explore With Us channel, but I agree with another commenter calling him delusional

    • @ssnakebbite.
      @ssnakebbite. 2 месяца назад +5

      coke or adderall or just an idiot, we'll never know

    • @kg3451
      @kg3451 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ssnakebbite. nah def not coke, you don’t want to eat shit when ur on it. He’s just loco

  • @Whochangethenane
    @Whochangethenane 2 месяца назад +758

    If it’s “just” 70 then why can’t he “just” pay for it

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity 2 месяца назад

      Coz he doesn't have any money.
      Liquidity = available money
      And the man said he doesn't believe in liquidity lol
      The way the guy in the video talks he's either a moron or a scammer

    • @lxggxdoff4131
      @lxggxdoff4131 2 месяца назад +10

      he was trying to🤦‍♀

    • @JamesAutoDude
      @JamesAutoDude 2 месяца назад +80

      ​@@lxggxdoff4131 yeah doesn't matter tho... once you leave, you stole

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 2 месяца назад +62

      ​@@lxggxdoff4131apparently not hard enough

    • @MustangSallyB1atch
      @MustangSallyB1atch 2 месяца назад

      He clearly said his money was locked up in investments

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann 2 месяца назад +947

    “You can’t pay with that” “yea i know but thats not my problem this” how in the heck is it not your problem

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 2 месяца назад +34

      his problem is the 98% of his pocket money that he spent on failing shitcoin

    • @SportsTalkElitist
      @SportsTalkElitist Месяц назад

      Nobody cares tuna cooch

  • @solomani5959
    @solomani5959 2 месяца назад +19

    Cop lost his patience. Guy was a saint to let it go as long as it did.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад +1

      Fr, imagine society if every cop were that patient and respectful lol

    • @gottaluvdd
      @gottaluvdd 16 часов назад

      @@mollusckscramp4124sounds like hell

  • @trenthulkinberry7526
    @trenthulkinberry7526 2 месяца назад +19

    Bro should never commit another crime, bro was like 15 feet away from the diner he just stole from

  • @OhShiverMeTimbers
    @OhShiverMeTimbers 2 месяца назад +1476

    The best part is Robinhood provides a debit card that allows you to pay from your accounts. Dude's such a fiend he probably had every single penny tied up in trades for the day.

    • @sparkofcuriousity
      @sparkofcuriousity 2 месяца назад +94

      He said he tried to use the card but it failed, so my guess is the same as yours.
      Or he's a scammer.

    • @shahiqyarbouti2635
      @shahiqyarbouti2635 2 месяца назад +10

      And that's exactly what he offered the restaurant, and they refused, because they didn't trust the card provider and/or the individual. They didn't even try to process his payment. So who's really at fault here?

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 2 месяца назад

      That's not what he offered, you didn't even watch the video. He tried to use apple pay and they don't accept that, as is their right. Instead of trying to work something out and maybe leaving an ID or something to go to an ATM and get cash to pay, he just left.​@@shahiqyarbouti2635

    • @mostdope216
      @mostdope216 2 месяца назад

      @@shahiqyarbouti2635no. He said he offered to Apple Pay and they didn’t take it. Then his credit card was declined. Never said anything about a Robinhood card. But go off king

    • @Justintime2GrowNetwork
      @Justintime2GrowNetwork 2 месяца назад +227

      @@shahiqyarbouti2635 That was apple pay he said he tried to pay with. The robin hood debit card is a mastercard and is accepted anywhere mastercard is. They would not have cared who issued the card at all. How does someone like you watch a video and still not know what the fuck is going on?

  • @MunyuShizumi
    @MunyuShizumi 2 месяца назад +790

    Imagine paying for food, getting an empty plate, and the owner flashing you their stonks to prove they can afford to buy beef at the butcher.

    • @sammpistols3378
      @sammpistols3378 2 месяца назад +3

      this one almost went over my head lol

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane 2 месяца назад +8

    "I'm Republican too!"
    That one made me laugh. As if the Officer was a Trump supporter or something he would just be like "Oh my so sorry my fellow Republican MAGA amirite? You're free to go!"

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 2 месяца назад +289

    We can all learn from this, reminding us that it's always better to be honest and straightforward.

    • @aspectnato8077
      @aspectnato8077 2 месяца назад +1

      Facts.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 2 месяца назад +3

      The one who lies usually believes his own lies, since knowing the truth is impossible

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 2 месяца назад +7

      100%. Shit can happen. Things can go wrong. Might not even be the guy's fault. Maybe there's some issue at the bank, or with the card itself. Happens all the time. Just stay calm and work to resolve the situation. Hell, even if you hideously misjudged how much money you had left and can't pay the bill now.. Ask to work something out. Just be honest about it. People respect honesty a hell of a lot more than some obvious bullshit bluffing.

    • @mitacestalia7532
      @mitacestalia7532 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, like one time I was losing my money because I dropped it somewhere. I couldn't buy grocery and apologized for not being able to pay parking lot. They'll let me out and more concerned about the fact that I lost my money which was pretty big 😭
      (50k rupiah, but it's around 4 dollar due to currency difference)

    • @Foose3535
      @Foose3535 2 месяца назад

      Yeah if he went in there saying he’s hungry and ask for anything they may have gave him something

  • @DAYSEVENOVGG
    @DAYSEVENOVGG 2 месяца назад +1622

    Ive only met one redditor in my lifetime and it was me, staring at my reflection in the endless void of a restaurant window.

    • @averagepotato3769
      @averagepotato3769 2 месяца назад +105

      Praying things get better for you 🙏

    • @envy8946
      @envy8946 2 месяца назад

      Ur a redditor fs 💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +3

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @gamesafoot
      @gamesafoot 2 месяца назад +66

      Did you pay for your meal, though?

    • @regularguy7840
      @regularguy7840 2 месяца назад +17

      It's not too late brother!

  • @OLVRLEBL
    @OLVRLEBL 2 месяца назад +2554

    “Get your HANDS OFF MY PEN!S!” Got me rolling 😂

  • @captencollin8753
    @captencollin8753 2 месяца назад +10

    The male pattern baldness beneath the hat really ties it all up

  • @vanessaashford9203
    @vanessaashford9203 2 месяца назад +14

    the thing is, I've been in the situation before where it turned out I didn't have a viable payment method with me at a restaurant or store, and usually what has happened is I just politely explained my situation, they asked me to leave some collateral, and I then go home and then come back with proper payment. Like it's not that big of a deal. Clearly this guy both doesn't actually want to pay (and probably lacks the funds), and is being a massive tool, which is the real problem.

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 месяца назад

      Oh but if they just gave him some water he could sit there on his laptop and get their money.

  • @1GuyGaming
    @1GuyGaming 2 месяца назад +1073

    "weirdo NPC" was the perfect description of him

    • @yupperz00
      @yupperz00 2 месяца назад +8

      I like how I read this comment the EXACT moment Charlie said this

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@yupperz00it’s so wild when that happens! That’s happened to me before on other RUclips videos too ahhh

    • @icebite9888
      @icebite9888 2 месяца назад

      @@yupperz00 funny, it was the same for me xD.

    • @hoplul
      @hoplul 2 месяца назад

      not really at all, the term NPC is so overused, 90% of the time it doesn’t fit, and it doesn’t even remotely fit here. And it’s not like I’m not trying to defend this weirdo or anything, I’m just calling it how it is.
      It’s basically like the word “Karen” now, everyone is using it to describe everything

    • @halfricansaint7727
      @halfricansaint7727 2 месяца назад

      Really seems like a Yakuza side story

  • @Troublemeyer
    @Troublemeyer 2 месяца назад +1045

    Seeing a Redditor out in the wild is always something crazy. Usually they don't see the sun

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 2 месяца назад +15

      It's like catching a burbot. You know they're there but to actually observe one is kinda special.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 месяца назад +5

      Outside their habitat, old habit dies hard

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 2 месяца назад +3

      they also don't get paid anything for that mod stuff right 😂

    • @Troublemeyer
      @Troublemeyer 2 месяца назад +14

      @@TojiFushigoroWasTaken No, they make nothing.
      Same as Twitch Mods that looks very on just hopes and dreams that they Might get some attention from the person they mod for.

    • @sickofyou4408
      @sickofyou4408 2 месяца назад +8

      Why do chronically online people make such weird assumptions about reddit users? No normal people talk about them like that

  • @AUTOCARR0T
    @AUTOCARR0T 2 месяца назад +17

    4:15 That cut killed me.

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 2 месяца назад +9

    He didn't pay because that meal was not succulent.

  • @tremoneyv
    @tremoneyv 2 месяца назад +763

    What’s extra funny is Robinhood not only makes a debit card, but it can also be linked to Apple Pay. So he could have used his Robinhood account if he wasn’t broke.

    • @itrikiwe
      @itrikiwe 2 месяца назад

      Robinhood doesn’t let you withdraw cash until it’s been sitting for a few days. You can’t sell your stock and cash out on the same day. But this guy is definitely lying he just didn’t wanna pay or had no money.

    • @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK
      @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK 2 месяца назад +24

      Yeah he could use the card but he couldn’t use Apple Pay according to him the store doesn’t take it

    • @1NotN
      @1NotN 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK but he could transfer money from Apple Pay to Robinhood, which would mean if he did have money in Apple Pay he could use the debit card

    • @squish162
      @squish162 2 месяца назад +16

      I doubt this guy had any money in cash available for withdrawal. He doesn't seem responsible enough for that. I bet he was 100% invested in stocks/options, which would take 1-2 days after the sale of them in order to be available for withdrawal, and useable on the debit card

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 2 месяца назад

      @@1NotNon top of that robinhood allows instant deposits while you wait for your cash

  • @KillianTwew
    @KillianTwew 2 месяца назад +628

    "I came here knowing I had no way to pay, and they're mad I wouldnt pay" is like, "I drove drunk and that stupid pole should have known I was driving there"

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 2 месяца назад +3

      for real, dude didn't have money and went out.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 2 месяца назад +3

      I had a customer that would come to my store and get a cup of coffee and then go to walk out. And its like "that is a dollar" and they'd stare at me like "oh you are going to make me pay?"
      And then they'd go out to their car for their money since they come in without any money. Gtfo

    • @bigpapa4207
      @bigpapa4207 2 месяца назад +2

      I thought I recognized the guy and when I saw the police car said key west, Fl I knew I was right, I’ve waited on him before and he gave cash for only half his meal and left

    • @dyslexic9650
      @dyslexic9650 2 месяца назад

      He did say that he had Apple Pay and they didn’t take that.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 2 месяца назад +1

      @@dyslexic9650 he offered a personal check and they didn't take it? Most businesses post by the door and counter accepted payment methods. No sir, we don't accept 3 live chickens and a wheel of cheese as payment.

  • @kansaschaser12
    @kansaschaser12 Месяц назад +2

    I love how the police officer who is in the restaurant is just chilling with the owner and gets a water for free

  • @spacekitty6568
    @spacekitty6568 2 месяца назад +9

    that entire exchange was just strange. I couldn't follow it til the end when he was getting arrested

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 2 месяца назад +1584

    A lot of simple cons are based on making the staff at a business to uncomfortable to stop you from doing something illegal. Getting angry over bills, yelling about racism, demanding refunds for stuff that they don't have on them, tons of bullshit.
    This guy has been conning people for a while now.

    • @peenurmobile
      @peenurmobile 2 месяца назад +100

      at my job i deal with people always coming up with stupid ways to get around payment. i learned how to just stare, and the lies just pour out. seriously, try it, lying people will try to convince you wayyyy more than someone that just has the one truth.
      like the guy in the video, he has a million different ways to say "it's okay just let me go" but an honest person that messed up would simply say "i thought i had the money, i was wrong"

    • @nervousbabbs2769
      @nervousbabbs2769 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

    • @nervousbabbs2769
      @nervousbabbs2769 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@peenurmobile ❤THIS IS FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS DAD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND I'M HAVING TO NIP IT QUICK WITH MY DAUGHTER. SHE COMES UP WITH SOME OUTLANDISH STORIES I TELL YA😂

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison 2 месяца назад +28

      ​@@peenurmobileits wild if my card was declined i would immediately tell them, tell them il call the bank and then i would assure them id have someone drop off emergency funds. However if i actually didnthave those resources id just tell them that and say how embarrassed i was and if thereis anything i can do to work this out without law enforcement. If your a teenager you can easily get them to just have you work the dishpit for the night, i had a friend have that happen once. You may luck out and get a guy who is short 1 staff and actually could use your help. Ya you wouldnt want to close any doors by being weird and cringe if you made an honest mistake and most people are reasonable and would greatly apreciate your full cooperation. That restaurant owner actually seemed really chill, i bet he could have worked something out

    • @peenurmobile
      @peenurmobile 2 месяца назад +13

      @@GhostofJamesMadison yeah most definitely. i've been in a similar situation myself actually and i hadn't realized i brought the wrong card to pay with. i left my ID as collateral and left to fetch my other card, and things went fine. i would assume you could also ask if you can make some calls for someone to wire you money. this guy in the video could've done almost anything else and it would've been cool lol

  • @JoeDiGiovanniIV
    @JoeDiGiovanniIV 2 месяца назад +461

    That succulent Chinese meal guy gave an interview like a year or two ago and explained the whole thing. He was mistaken for an internationally wanted criminal, and was later let go after they realized they had the wrong man

    • @Ozai75
      @Ozai75 2 месяца назад +25

      That's what he WANTED them to think :D

    • @logical1510
      @logical1510 2 месяца назад +87

      Not only is he an artist (painter) and did the whole interview surrounded by paintings he made himself depicting his arrest, which he, later in the interview, showed off to the crew while holding a beer, he also cooked a succulent Chinese meal for the production crew that came to film the interview. I forgot about the video of his arrest until today, but honestly, it's the greatest unintentional meme of all time. Literally sounds like a funny version of Winston Churchill while he narrates his own arrest.

    • @prettypants4824
      @prettypants4824 2 месяца назад +8

      Guess they got the wong guy

    • @Nakul22099
      @Nakul22099 2 месяца назад +12

      They did not know their judo well after all

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 2 месяца назад +17

      all I wanna know is what succulent Chinese meal he was having

  • @PandoraKyss
    @PandoraKyss 2 месяца назад +7

    "I don't have any cash. Can I pay you with a local branch of TD Bank?" - This guy, probably.

  • @lh3424
    @lh3424 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm so glad I've never once experienced interactions like the ones you cover in some of your vids

  • @scarthy
    @scarthy 2 месяца назад +1352

    Unironically one of the best Democracy Manifest impressions I've heard

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +3

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!!! ? #';M,.

    • @evilyeucc
      @evilyeucc 2 месяца назад +6

      Is your profile picture someone holding a raw chicken

    • @davidmason3671
      @davidmason3671 2 месяца назад +7

      @@p-__ yeah are you 5”6 tall king though? Doubt it you’re probably 5”1

    • @ANGRYSQUIDWARDGAMING495
      @ANGRYSQUIDWARDGAMING495 2 месяца назад

      I EXPSOED PENGUINZ0 ON MY CHANNEL WTF

  • @orionbarnes1733
    @orionbarnes1733 2 месяца назад +327

    The fact that he gets handcuffed next to a sign that says "FREE MONEY SAVING COUPONS" is poetic

    • @phoenixcommandtv5258
      @phoenixcommandtv5258 2 месяца назад +9

      BWAAAHAHA I had to go back to see for myself, I cannot breathe lmao

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 2 месяца назад +5

      time stamp 11:22 😂😂

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 месяца назад

      Key West is a sanctuary city
      Migrant: I’m going to dine and dash then claim sanctuary
      Key Wets: listen here fucko

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@TojiFushigoroWasTakennot all heroes wear underwear

    • @scrapeddiamonds5776
      @scrapeddiamonds5776 2 месяца назад

      also ironic. for some reason that i cant remember.

  • @XT3ghostFTW
    @XT3ghostFTW 2 месяца назад +4

    The best part is you can use a card for Robinhood to use as a “bank”

  • @jackharlow3691
    @jackharlow3691 2 месяца назад +11

    Hearing Charlie say "juxtaposition" really tickles my fancy😁

  • @alexandrabelloso2176
    @alexandrabelloso2176 2 месяца назад +1191

    Telling a latin cop that he experienced racism.. barking up at the wrong tree there🤣

    • @TheGuardianssorrow
      @TheGuardianssorrow 2 месяца назад +10

      So many people outside of America idolize American behaviors. 😂 Its honestly wild to see America have fanboys.

    • @yeeyee2018
      @yeeyee2018 2 месяца назад +163

      @@TheGuardianssorrowuhm this was in America, the cop is just Hispanic

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 месяца назад +88

      @@TheGuardianssorrowDeluded redditor detected

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 2 месяца назад +4

      @@TheRealDeepFriedWonton Thank you

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@TheRealDeepFriedWontonWell said.

  • @Mrincrediblebot
    @Mrincrediblebot 2 месяца назад +175

    The fact that he couldn't look anymore like a slimy conman if he had a flashing neon sign saying CONMAN around his neck.

    • @lissieloveskitties
      @lissieloveskitties 2 месяца назад

      Right? Such a stereotypical sleazeball 😂

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 месяца назад +7

      Paradoxically I would think the neon sign means that they lost a bet and are probably legit.

    • @dakotalibby2374
      @dakotalibby2374 2 месяца назад

      @@vez3834do you take everything said to the ABSOLUTE highest level of seriousness

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 месяца назад +4

      @@dakotalibby2374 I was adding on to the joke.

  • @bensaylor9093
    @bensaylor9093 2 месяца назад +6

    "Gotham deserves a new class of day-trader" made my morning.

  • @FishyBoi1337
    @FishyBoi1337 2 месяца назад +9

    I love arrest videos so much, but some people are so insufferable I can't even watch it. This guy is one of the few.

  • @SubxZero94
    @SubxZero94 2 месяца назад +236

    When working retail if the answer to the question "Do you have the money?" Is ever anything but "Yes" or "No", then it's a "No".

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 2 месяца назад +30

      Well I think if the answer is "No" it's also a no.

    • @CorrosiveCitrus
      @CorrosiveCitrus 2 месяца назад +7

      What about "I do"

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 месяца назад +37

      ​@@CorrosiveCitrus If they waiter also says "I do", you are now married.

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 2 месяца назад +5

      no no no 😠cause i don't understand i have 4 million robux why would I need useless cash. and they think I'm poor too when I'm a millionaire🤑🤑🤑 like why I need cash when 1 robux is equivalent to $10 that dumb currency is dead😡🤬😠

    • @hippiedude2232
      @hippiedude2232 2 месяца назад +1

      "I might have it in cash, if not I'll have to run my card."

  • @textman09
    @textman09 2 месяца назад +484

    I live in Key West and we have cameras everywhere and we have word of mouth. This guy got apprehended quickly. He was blasted all over the Facebook groups and people were following him around. Officer Hernandez doesn’t play games. I’ve had run ins with him before

    • @Khaynizzle7
      @Khaynizzle7 2 месяца назад +30

      Well that's Orwellian as hell.

    • @textman09
      @textman09 2 месяца назад

      @@Khaynizzle7 well you can thank douche bags like this for needing them in the first place

    • @nukewurld
      @nukewurld 2 месяца назад +36

      This is the weirdest brag i think ive ever heard.

    • @textman09
      @textman09 2 месяца назад +72

      @@nukewurld not bragging? the island as a whole just doesn’t want people like that around

    • @keredrealmusic
      @keredrealmusic 2 месяца назад +85

      @@nukewurld that is the weirdest thing to think that is a brag that I’ve ever heard in my life… Bro 🃏☠💵 watches penguinz0 from Key West and has relevant information and you somehow think that that’s bragging?? it’s an incredibly dummy filled world we live and I’m surprised I’m still here 😂😂😂

  • @benjaminqmorris
    @benjaminqmorris 2 месяца назад +6

    the oceans 11 thing is so accurate it's fantastic. maybe the officer at the restaurant had an incredible and acrobatic "stealing the keycard" sequence enacted on him while he cluelessly drank his water.

  • @HamidKarzai
    @HamidKarzai 2 месяца назад +21

    It takes a special kind of jackass to get me to root for a cop lol

    • @magical_pixie_horse7346
      @magical_pixie_horse7346 2 месяца назад

      Try looking up sovereign citizens getting arrested. You'll root for them even more.

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful 2 месяца назад +381

    I never thought I would see someone "spamming emotes" I the real world. But Charlie is 100% on it when he says that's what this guy is doing.

  • @KazuDiabolis
    @KazuDiabolis 2 месяца назад +271

    that nice cop going into spanish mode was scarier than any other cop video i've seen. gives me memories of my mom 😭

    • @hiroikkuneko
      @hiroikkuneko 2 месяца назад +30

      Why use a gun when you can use a shoe? Far more scary.

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd 2 месяца назад +7

      Idk man the acorn one was crazy

    • @WidgetWagyu47292
      @WidgetWagyu47292 2 месяца назад +6

      Facts 🤣 it’s because we Latinos have PTSD hearing someone scream in Spanish gives me flashbacks to my mom and dad.

  • @alexisrivas307
    @alexisrivas307 2 месяца назад +6

    There was only one time I ran out on a bill. I was out on a date with someone that I was dating for a while. We asked more than one waiter for our bill and waited but one one brought it. We waited for almost an hour. So we walked out.

  • @ohitsleswift
    @ohitsleswift 2 месяца назад +7

    My guy doesn’t need editing to be funny, the editing needs him 😭

  • @skylerhuddleston3112
    @skylerhuddleston3112 2 месяца назад +463

    “A succulent Chinese meal” I love that clip shi gets me weak everytime

    • @ANGRYSQUIDWARDGAMING495
      @ANGRYSQUIDWARDGAMING495 2 месяца назад

      PENGUINZ0 IS ANTI SEMETIC I EXPOSED HIM ON MY CHANNEL

    • @OfficerBeefboss
      @OfficerBeefboss 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.!! #'. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way?

    • @your_-_mom
      @your_-_mom 2 месяца назад

      @@OfficerBeefbosswe know you have Asperger’s bro you didn’t have to tell us

    • @user-rs8ex9wh7o
      @user-rs8ex9wh7o 2 месяца назад +15

      I think youre a bit more on the spectrum than you give yourself credit for​@OfficerBeefboss

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb 2 месяца назад +165

    That cop is about how I would expect a key west police officer would act, he’s so chill he’s prolly used to dealing with drunk people.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад

      He even went to the trouble of trying not to startle the guy- who just commited a crime- by saying he just wanted to get his information about it. He was so kind! One time when I was 18 and had my first job in a restaurant, I had to talk to a lady cop about a whole family who just dined and dashed and her first words to me, knowing the full situation that just happened, were to treat and talk to me like I was the one about to be arrested. I was shaking the whole time. Some people man.

  • @KosherSebastian
    @KosherSebastian 2 месяца назад +1

    Congrats on the sponsorship Charlie it’s cool I man a ship with you as the captain

  • @IIOver9000
    @IIOver9000 2 месяца назад +19

    Your dad being able to play you in his favorite game is so cool, thats so hype 🤙🏼

  • @ghostagent3552
    @ghostagent3552 2 месяца назад +100

    Cop: But would you pay?
    Dude: Nah, I won't

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 2 месяца назад +11

      Not the lobotomy kaisen 💀

    • @ghostagent3552
      @ghostagent3552 2 месяца назад +4

      @@richogarden it's drilled into me man. i didn't want to make that comment too

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ghostagent3552Are you strong because you’re nah id win? Or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon throughout heaven and earth i alone am the fingered one, always bet on Hakari.

    • @ghostagent3552
      @ghostagent3552 2 месяца назад

      @@TojiFushigoroWasTaken the lobotomy is strong with this one

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@TojiFushigoroWasTaken what spongebob quote is this

  • @SACRXT
    @SACRXT 2 месяца назад +383

    He was better off using the ol’ classic, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a free dinner today” as a form of reasoning lol

    • @mrbeefy604
      @mrbeefy604 2 месяца назад +3

      Like spotting drugs

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @J-dg3lq
      @J-dg3lq 2 месяца назад +10

      Popeye reference

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 2 месяца назад +11

      The "Wimpy" 😂

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 2 месяца назад

      Don't read my name.

  • @lucgreene7132
    @lucgreene7132 2 месяца назад

    coolest ad ive seen in a long time, thats actually a sick collab

  • @Bet.ter45
    @Bet.ter45 2 месяца назад

    I love watching your videos man you deserve every bit of fame that you have. You brighten my day by being a narrator of these complete lunatics and weirdos fuckin love it😂

  • @TripImmigration
    @TripImmigration 2 месяца назад +77

    I can't stop laughing when he said "siéntate" with the same tone of voice as we have for dogs 😂

    • @user-kx5en8dg7u
      @user-kx5en8dg7u 2 месяца назад +5

      ikr that part had me weak asf 😂😂

  • @maskingtables
    @maskingtables 2 месяца назад +74

    I love the police officer is also Latino and he's like "Cállate y siéntate!"

  • @TheCostantinus
    @TheCostantinus 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm always happy when the words "annoying" and "arrested" are in the same sentence

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад

      It ain't illegal to be annoyin, but they damn sure if they don't always find a way 😂

  • @TheRealDeepFriedWonton
    @TheRealDeepFriedWonton 2 месяца назад +31

    That's gotta be the worst pirate I've ever seen

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 2 месяца назад

      ah, but you _have_ seen him.
      ...wait

  • @craigdawson5233
    @craigdawson5233 2 месяца назад +549

    1:24 "So now he's got 1 star." Charlie is such a connoisseur of words.

    • @damienx0x
      @damienx0x 2 месяца назад +12

      That's just a gta reference.

    • @itsjjuan
      @itsjjuan 2 месяца назад +20

      @@damienx0x no shit bruh

    • @Hunch0Grass1ey
      @Hunch0Grass1ey 2 месяца назад

      @@damienx0xgta????

    • @concernedgamer
      @concernedgamer 2 месяца назад +1

      Grand Theft Auto

    • @Hunch0Grass1ey
      @Hunch0Grass1ey 2 месяца назад +1

      @@concernedgamer I knew what it was but thank you.

  • @christhevillian
    @christhevillian 2 месяца назад +87

    Bro thought he had an IQ of 200. just for the officers to not play along

  • @user-dk9ps2mv9c
    @user-dk9ps2mv9c 2 месяца назад +2

    11:25 this guys bamboozle radiation levels were so high he made the cop forget what language he needed to speak for the radio 😂

  • @LauRaian
    @LauRaian 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for the share.

  • @verdinox4548
    @verdinox4548 2 месяца назад +129

    *Life Lesson: Whenever dealing with police, it is always best to be polite, honest, and respectful. I know that seems cheesy, but I've literally been set free by cops on multiple occasions when I was totally guilty or at fault, simply because I was super friendly and cooperative. Cops have to do paperwork for everything, so if ur nice and cooperative they might let u go just to avoid the bullshit paperwork. But if u act like an idiot, or if u act petulant, or if ur an asshole, or rude/disrespectful (etc), then cops will usually bust ur ass just to spite u.💀😅

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 2 месяца назад +31

      You also probably got really lucky. But I do agree at the very least it makes things a lot easier.

    • @13donstalos
      @13donstalos 2 месяца назад +12

      Life lesson: don't rob people

    • @verdinox4548
      @verdinox4548 2 месяца назад +6

      @@13donstalos Technically, that's not a life lesson, tho.... that's just following the law.😅

    • @clsa1370
      @clsa1370 2 месяца назад +19

      Also, be white😅

    • @bittiebee
      @bittiebee 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@clsa1370 yeah ngl, one time my younger brother and husband got pulled over for speeding while theyd been hitting a blunt in his car. They said the car was literally filled w smoke when the officer pulled them over, and he knew they had weed in the car, but they STILL somehow got away with just a warning. Definitley a combination of both of them being white and being lucky they got pulled over by a lenient cop lmfao.

  • @ThrawnFett123
    @ThrawnFett123 2 месяца назад +368

    The Democracy Manifest guy if I remember right was basically an ex-con that was eating at a Chinese food place when they mistook him for a guy that was known to dine and dash in the area. Knowing the system pretty well, and not really knowing why he was being arrested but pretty sure he was innocent this time, he decided he wanted to make a big stink of it to mess with the officers cause "why not" basically. He then apparently gave an interview saying he was trying to deliberately get put in a mental hospital, but gave other ones later saying he basically just started that rumor to see if they'd believe it. So basically, he's just a chaos goblin that decided to mess with everyone because he got annoyed they interrupted his meal

    • @sparklynunu
      @sparklynunu 2 месяца назад +31

      I’m gonna start using “chaos goblin” from now on 😂😂😂😂

    • @mkman1
      @mkman1 2 месяца назад +30

      When the intrusive thoughts win

    • @Knifedog-
      @Knifedog- 2 месяца назад +22

      I saw an interview with him where he says he thinks he was a little drunk

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 2 месяца назад +16

      Actually the guy they thought he was wasn't known for dine-and-dashing in the area, he wanted for 19 counts of fraud and receiving stole goods totalling around $70,000. The dine-and-dash part comes from his resemblance to Hungarian chess player Paul Charles Dosza, who was known for dine-and-dashing.

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 2 месяца назад

      Don't read my name.

  • @ravenologies
    @ravenologies 2 месяца назад +2

    That's exactly the hairline I expected when his hat's off in the cruiser.

  • @harambememorialpage
    @harambememorialpage 2 месяца назад +2

    He could have LITERALLY paid with his Robin Hood Cash Card. Literally goto your stocks or crypto, sell them for $70 and swipe. It’s a MasterCard for god sake.

  • @GonzoBeanzzz
    @GonzoBeanzzz 2 месяца назад +119

    I’m astonished he didn’t tip his hat and say “you won’t like me when I’m angry pal’ to the officer 😮😮

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 2 месяца назад +2

      surprised he didn't stand on his tippy toes and growl at them

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад

      BWAHAHA I'M IN TEARS

  • @menik6575
    @menik6575 2 месяца назад +90

    "Your credit card declined."
    "Two words: 'Time Share'."

  • @serenitysfirefly
    @serenitysfirefly 2 месяца назад +2

    Every time Charlie says "Chuck Blast" all I can think about is Chuck Bass 😂

  • @mathiasdaniels7838
    @mathiasdaniels7838 2 месяца назад +1

    I love Charlie, he literally has THEE voice of reason, like man. If he speaks people will listen. Love this guy