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  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 23 дня назад +11931

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 23 дня назад +336

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight 23 дня назад +220

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 23 дня назад +305

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @Pokeys
      @Pokeys 23 дня назад +83

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace 23 дня назад +85

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 25 дней назад +15044

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 25 дней назад +439

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 25 дней назад +404

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 25 дней назад +228

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 25 дней назад +29

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 25 дней назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @illidoth
    @illidoth 20 дней назад +447

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 17 дней назад +10

      I think he confused tinder for pornhub

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph 18 дней назад +862

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 17 дней назад +24

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI 9 дней назад +2

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 9 дней назад +6

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 9 дней назад +1

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @RasheedahsWifeSchool
      @RasheedahsWifeSchool 8 дней назад

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 25 дней назад +7475

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 25 дней назад

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 25 дней назад +60

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Benzley722
      @Benzley722 25 дней назад

      I'd wager money he's entered a ladies room or two...

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 25 дней назад

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills 25 дней назад

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla 25 дней назад +15072

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад +40

      you’re obsessed with him

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@boogers69420cope

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад +264

      @@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад

      @@jigen8336u never got laid

    • @maximum8414
      @maximum8414 25 дней назад +182

      This is the best comment 😂

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 21 день назад +588

    It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier

    • @Possumkingthefirst
      @Possumkingthefirst 17 дней назад +73

      Yknow I don’t condone bullying people…
      But

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 11 дней назад +22

      Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 5 дней назад

      "wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"

    • @lohengrin4009
      @lohengrin4009 4 дня назад +5

      Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 21 день назад +581

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 14 дней назад +39

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

    • @ImOKBecauseImJK
      @ImOKBecauseImJK 2 дня назад

      😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 24 дня назад +3484

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 23 дня назад +4

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro 23 дня назад

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 23 дня назад +158

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Vwerlg
      @Vwerlg 22 дня назад +20

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 22 дня назад

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark 25 дней назад +17772

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 25 дней назад

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @passivepuppy52
      @passivepuppy52 25 дней назад

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @Nancy21Rappaccini
      @Nancy21Rappaccini 25 дней назад +689

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 25 дней назад +172

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt 25 дней назад +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @ukangel07
    @ukangel07 21 день назад +314

    Has anyone checked up on that girl? the "Wanna know what I did with her later" girl. 1000% she's bound in the trunk of his car still tapping out an S.O.S.

    • @InMyOpinion005
      @InMyOpinion005 17 дней назад

      Tbh if your a girl and you can’t tell this dude is not the most abnormal human its on you.

    • @spidel
      @spidel 17 дней назад +26

      The girl in question is non-existent

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 17 дней назад +9

      ​@@spidelyup. She maybe real in his mind.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 15 дней назад +15

      It's OK, she wasn't real to begin with

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 3 дня назад +1

      Well, that put me in a bad mood.

  • @Introvera
    @Introvera 20 дней назад +142

    I would hate to hear about kinks and ropes right after rejecting someone. Sounds like I've acquired a stalker 💀

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 24 дня назад +2673

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kevinle1083
      @kevinle1083 24 дня назад +45

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 23 дня назад +15

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 23 дня назад +12

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 23 дня назад +25

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 23 дня назад

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 24 дня назад +2866

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 24 дня назад +69

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 24 дня назад +43

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 24 дня назад +4

      Lol!

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav 24 дня назад +28

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 24 дня назад +6

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @KyojuroRengoku.420
    @KyojuroRengoku.420 19 дней назад +431

    "T.O. A.O. Cheerio, which is a breakfast cereal" 😭😂

    • @owensharp4633
      @owensharp4633 17 дней назад +17

      This shit killed me

    • @hakushi9016
      @hakushi9016 13 дней назад +13

      THAT SHIT HAD ME CHOKING 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 9 дней назад +7

      Love how he had to clarify it was a breakfast cereal so we don’t assume that’s a real thing “Alpha” is preaching.

    • @bxile730
      @bxile730 2 дня назад

      😭😭😭😭

  • @charliealiaga5239
    @charliealiaga5239 20 дней назад +126

    5:00 ”of all the things that have never happend, that have never happen the most” What a quote

  • @DevCryptic
    @DevCryptic 25 дней назад +9863

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 25 дней назад +1118

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows 25 дней назад +942

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek 25 дней назад +58

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 25 дней назад

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 25 дней назад

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 25 дней назад +28838

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @itz_me_aziza_21
      @itz_me_aziza_21 25 дней назад +44

      Crazy how I am better than 3 kids as a girl 😊

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 25 дней назад +506

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella 25 дней назад +144

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 25 дней назад +275

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 25 дней назад +54

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity 18 дней назад +101

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

    • @Stevebeenhavin
      @Stevebeenhavin 8 дней назад +1

      id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy

    • @SarahRegina29
      @SarahRegina29 6 дней назад +1

      Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 3 дня назад +2

      @@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 3 дня назад

      @@CodyKendall1yeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 3 дня назад

      @@hannahframpton9235 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.

  • @midnightfiles
    @midnightfiles 21 день назад +134

    What creeps never seem to understand is that "wooing" (or whatever term you want you use) is one thing, and "harassing" is another.
    This guy is an example of a delusional predator.

    • @Gil-wu3bu
      @Gil-wu3bu 4 дня назад

      It’s easy to see why people get confused. It’s wooing if you are hot, it’s creepy if you are ugly. Same message, different messenger. Thats the part ya’ll don’t want to say out loud.

    • @kuma9771
      @kuma9771 4 дня назад +1

      ⁠@@Gil-wu3bu No I think that makes sense. There’s no “yall” in this, only “us” and what you said had sound logic I think many people would agree to. Lots of people have preferences on who they are interested in and the first thing people notice about others is their appearance ! So it makes sense to make a judgement immediately, even if it’s a bit shallow it’s really just human nature. But I still believe even the most attractive person in the world couldn’t woo me with the “methods” this dude is tryna impart on the masses.. I’m very independent and goal-oriented so anything remotely controlling repels me immediately, and BOY this dude is going crazy with it. He could be as hot as he wants but the psychology behind it is really too disgusting to handle 😭 (although I’m sure there are shallow people who would be blinded by the attractiveness, but they’re a smaller portion I think!)

    • @midnightfiles
      @midnightfiles 3 дня назад +2

      @@Gil-wu3bu Hmm, beauty is very relative. I've been attracted to guys that others considered ugly, but I thought they were hot. So, no.
      Also, to make this clear:
      Wooing: When the person is receptive to your attentions.
      Creepy: When the person says "Thank you but no. Not interested. Go away. This makes me uncomfortable" and you insist. No means No. It doesn't mean "please, change my mind."

    • @Gil-wu3bu
      @Gil-wu3bu 3 дня назад

      @@midnightfiles This doesn’t invalidate what I said. If the person is hot to you, then it wooing. If he’s ugly, it’s creeping. A lot of rom coms are of conventialy attractive men chasing after a girl after multiple failed attempts and women eat that up.
      It’s not the message, it’s the messenger. The reason this guy is getting dumped on is because he wouldn’t be considereded conventially attractive and appears awkward in his delivery. If it was a guy who was conventially attractive and his words were delivered with some believability, this wouldn’t even be a video to analyze.

    • @midnightfiles
      @midnightfiles 3 дня назад +2

      @@Gil-wu3bu A bit of a long answer here, I hope you don't mind.
      Look, I don't deny that the media has done a lot of damage in this regard. In the matter of pursuing, even if a guy is attractive, his actions are often what would be regarded as harassment in real life (because the girl already said "no" and this guy doesn't stop browbeating her into accepting him). Even some shows aimed at children are guilty of this. But because the guy is "hot" and "a good person", it is portrayed as a healthy demonstration of love (thank God people are being more critical of those shows nowadays).
      It's also bad for girls. Many shows portray them as having to behave/act in a certain way in order to be accepted (and how many shows have the girl who is dating the "male lead" be a total bitch so people can cheer when he dumps her for the heroine?).
      I don't deny this point.
      But this isn't what is happening here. This guy isn't even ugly, but this attitude is disgusting. You DO have to respect a person's autonomy. If they say "no", they mean "no".
      You know why everyone and their mother are against this guy? Because the saying that you don't have to respect someone else's choice is, frankly a r@pist-like thought. If he can't even respect a person turning him down when he is "flirting", then he wouldn't accept "no" in any other scenario, either. He is teaching men to not respect anyone, to see others as objects, that they can do whatever they want with no regard to how the other person feels.
      Not the sort of person I would want near me. Ever.
      No one (and I mean men and women) want to be treated like this. You don't need to give anyone a reason as to why you're not interested. You just aren't and that's the end of the matter. It's your life, your freedom, your choice.
      Think. Would you like to be approached the way he approaches women? "Well, you said "no" and you're clearly not interested in me, but I don't have to accept that! I'm the best girl here, now give me your phone number!"
      Seriously, it's not 'the delivery" or "the messenger". It's not "his looks". It's IS the message. It IS what he is saying. Read the other comments in this video. This guy's behavior is the textbook example of a guy who harasses a girl to the point she may well fear for her life because she already said "no" and this creep won't leave her alone.
      So yes, even if he was the hottest men alive, women would still want to be as far away from him as possible.
      And, I'm sorry, maybe I'm misinterpreting you, but saying that "oh, he's not hot, so that's why people are talking crap about him" is actually going with the same toxic media idea you just criticized and that is simply not true. Even the shallowest woman in the world would be running away from this dude.
      Don't fall for this mindset. Don't believe for a second that his looks have anything to do with how people are reacting. You are better than that.

  • @abbyelectric
    @abbyelectric 24 дня назад +1802

    How to talk to women, a cheat sheet:
    - treat us like goddamn people.

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 24 дня назад +118

      Someone wrote it...EXACTLY. Or how about this really complicated concept: how would YOU like to be treated and spoken with...? But of course, when all you care about is yourself, this is like the riddle of the sphinx.

    • @ScarlettTheRav
      @ScarlettTheRav 24 дня назад +11

      yes please

    • @riftmaster07
      @riftmaster07 24 дня назад +43

      or do my solution: dont have any social interactions.

    • @fragrantbloom
      @fragrantbloom 24 дня назад +45

      Exactly. Hard for these losers to understand, sadly.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 23 дня назад

      @@valueinyou9931speaking to women the same way you like to be spoken to will get you ZERO kitty. However, if you apply this dudes strategy you will just turn gae😂😂😂

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 22 дня назад +3658

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

    • @surplusyt6023
      @surplusyt6023 22 дня назад +20

      That’s insane

    • @CaptainObvious55
      @CaptainObvious55 22 дня назад +21

      Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him

    • @zoso1up
      @zoso1up 22 дня назад +7

      Lmao

    • @davidm.2141
      @davidm.2141 21 день назад +2

      @@zoso1up me too! 😂

    • @BeautyMarkRush
      @BeautyMarkRush 20 дней назад +10

      That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 14 дней назад +36

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

  • @PasiviN
    @PasiviN 20 дней назад +59

    brown teeth, a lisp. Long finger nails in a glove and "RAKE". ..... WHAT??? 🤨

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 3 дня назад

      It’d be like Freddy Krueger trying to seduce you 😬🤢

  • @belugafans11
    @belugafans11 25 дней назад +4949

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @niallsburrito
      @niallsburrito 25 дней назад +418

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 25 дней назад +51

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm 25 дней назад +148

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 25 дней назад +47

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 25 дней назад +45

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 24 дня назад +1387

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @dreamer9375
    @dreamer9375 19 дней назад +85

    7:17 This has happened to me and it actually happens more often that one can imagine. I told him twice, "I'm engaged and not looking for anything with anyone" and he kept asking for my number. Told him again that I'm getting married in a couple months, didn't listen to that either and kept shoving the phone in my face. Ultimately I had to give him a garbled number to get him off my back.

    • @Lynn.-_-.
      @Lynn.-_-. 19 дней назад +2

      Now I feel bad for whoever that random number belongs to. Hopefully they don't even live in the same continent as the guy. Or maybe it would be more funny if it was those absolutely built guys who could break him like a twig.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 19 дней назад +21

      I know it's probably a bad idea, but I really wish women would start chucking those phones in traffic.

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 18 дней назад +4

      wassup baby girl, do you have a dollar

    • @lissettelopez9678
      @lissettelopez9678 13 дней назад +10

      @@bluedistortions oh we wish but yeah is a very bad idea, i am a very small woman so if a man gets physical with me im dead 😬

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 12 дней назад +4

      That's when you start screaming at him and making as much of a scene as possible.

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 15 дней назад +32

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 24 дня назад +2206

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 24 дня назад +26

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 24 дня назад +174

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 24 дня назад +23

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 24 дня назад +2

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 24 дня назад +32

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 24 дня назад +2933

    I’ve experienced a “No, it’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 24 дня назад +131

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 24 дня назад +110

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 24 дня назад +51

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 24 дня назад

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 24 дня назад +40

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @Justsomeuser1543
    @Justsomeuser1543 13 дней назад +26

    He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod

  • @samanthaconn3895
    @samanthaconn3895 18 дней назад +31

    "Out of all the things that have never happened, that never happened the most" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes 22 дня назад +1622

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

    • @wlow_music
      @wlow_music 17 дней назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 15 дней назад +6

      Lost one argument**** 😂

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 25 дней назад +22557

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

    • @DontReadMyProfilePicture102
      @DontReadMyProfilePicture102 25 дней назад +16

      *Dont read my name, , .*

    • @LeviSquadReject
      @LeviSquadReject 25 дней назад +129

      Exactly.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 25 дней назад +13

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @itz_me_aziza_21
      @itz_me_aziza_21 25 дней назад +9

      Crazy how I am better than 3 kids as a girl 😊

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 25 дней назад +335

      Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge

  • @junde410
    @junde410 18 дней назад +42

    137 Tinder Matches.
    Every day.
    Two years.
    This guy has just abandoned all reality and is living in his own world now.

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 17 дней назад +10

      If he spends 5 min on each match to check and message, he's dedicated over 11hrs a day to tinder. For 730 consecutive days. Wow

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 12 дней назад

      @@crankfastle8138 Sounds like he's just admitting he has no life.
      Also, how much you wanna bet that he's pretending to be a woman on Tinder, and that's the reason for his match rate?

  • @VillainOfLegend
    @VillainOfLegend 13 дней назад +21

    "I reject your rejection." -Luffy D. Monkey
    (He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting a skilled swordsman to his pirate crew.)

    • @FoamyClouds
      @FoamyClouds 8 дней назад +1

      one piece is ass

    • @ThugShakerCentral54
      @ThugShakerCentral54 7 дней назад

      Never seen it

    • @opmason2293
      @opmason2293 2 дня назад

      @@FoamyClouds nooo! whatever will i do knowing FoamyClouds does not share the same opinion as me!!

    • @FoamyClouds
      @FoamyClouds 2 дня назад

      @@opmason2293 end it all lil bro

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 24 дня назад +1722

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 24 дня назад +36

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 24 дня назад +20

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 24 дня назад +4

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 24 дня назад

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 24 дня назад +3

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 24 дня назад +1754

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix 24 дня назад +233

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv 24 дня назад +27

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 24 дня назад +81

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinston1
      @jeremywinston1 24 дня назад +4

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 24 дня назад +25

      let us in baby you're acting crazy right now

  • @devonstation2102
    @devonstation2102 16 дней назад +12

    "Will you go out with me?"
    "No"
    "YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR"

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar 18 дней назад +18

    I wonder how many fake numbers he got with that second method.

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 25 дней назад +4552

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад +53

      they’re definitely ignoring you…

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos 25 дней назад +282

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 25 дней назад +85

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 25 дней назад

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 25 дней назад +138

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 25 дней назад +1836

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 25 дней назад +335

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 25 дней назад +162

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 25 дней назад +94

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 25 дней назад +3

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 25 дней назад +38

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @sleepypotatoe7
    @sleepypotatoe7 18 дней назад +14

    This is deeply concerning that this "dating coach" is trying to push this behavior. Women have been killed by men who just cannot seem to take "no" for an answer.
    God, he even looks like a creep.

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP 22 дня назад +875

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 18 дней назад +51

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 18 дней назад

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 17 дней назад +21

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 17 дней назад

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 14 дней назад

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 23 дня назад +677

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 21 день назад +81

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana 20 дней назад +53

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 19 дней назад +54

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 19 дней назад +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 19 дней назад +16

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 11 дней назад +12

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

  • @kaleymatthews5299
    @kaleymatthews5299 19 дней назад +19

    these men will do ANYTHING but listen to women

    • @labased2539
      @labased2539 10 дней назад

      Don't get me wrong, this dude is creepy but a lot of women don't be listening either. They change topics like 5 times within 5 seconds lol 😆

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie 25 дней назад +8910

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 24 дня назад +707

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 24 дня назад

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 24 дня назад +45

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper 24 дня назад +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 24 дня назад +29

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 24 дня назад +21

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @Friends_and_fragrances
    @Friends_and_fragrances 19 дней назад +4

    I’m glad you finally covered him, he blocked me on every account I have for telling him how embarrassing he is

  • @sannasunshine4161
    @sannasunshine4161 20 дней назад +10

    Do not rake anything, I repeat do not rake!

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash 25 дней назад +1399

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 25 дней назад +39

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 25 дней назад +188

      @@Anwar-ys6ir Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 25 дней назад +20

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito 25 дней назад +118

      ​@@Anwar-ys6ir good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Anwar-ys6ir
      @Anwar-ys6ir 25 дней назад +21

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy 25 дней назад +1666

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 25 дней назад +74

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire 25 дней назад +63

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun 25 дней назад +12

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 25 дней назад +3

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 25 дней назад +2

      Yep

  • @jaysven6153
    @jaysven6153 6 дней назад +2

    I honestly been feeling super down on myself lately, but you posting these type of videos once a week has genuinely started to make a small but real difference. Insane to think how many weirdos are out there.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 3 дня назад +1

      If you’re a nice, normal dude with the ability to self reflect then you’re already ahead of at least half the modern population 👍

  • @belrox5
    @belrox5 20 дней назад

    Thank you so much for this

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 25 дней назад +1390

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury 25 дней назад +173

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @user-zj3st9lu8j
      @user-zj3st9lu8j 25 дней назад +109

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 25 дней назад +41

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 25 дней назад

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 25 дней назад +48

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck 25 дней назад +1685

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 25 дней назад +195

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb 25 дней назад

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 25 дней назад +47

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 25 дней назад +14

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 25 дней назад +74

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @livybug1101
    @livybug1101 11 дней назад

    Another hard watch as always Charlie, thank you.

  • @Miresgaldir
    @Miresgaldir 20 дней назад +5

    I went to Uni with a guy that had the same approach as this guy... infelt legitimately scared for all the ladies in not just the studio, but also the entire university especially given they wouldent have a heads up on what the creep was like

  • @cpuman
    @cpuman 25 дней назад +2068

    Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 25 дней назад

      “as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 25 дней назад +317

      unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 25 дней назад +311

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @snowrenbird
      @snowrenbird 25 дней назад

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel

    • @DonOfNY15
      @DonOfNY15 25 дней назад +62

      Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.

  • @smellyfish3
    @smellyfish3 24 дня назад +536

    he is actually right i used his tactics and i currently sleep with a funny thing around my ankle and are registered as a badass in 15 different states

    • @adiamondtrash9344
      @adiamondtrash9344 23 дня назад +23

      Wow some people just don’t appreciate art

    • @thevantagemain14
      @thevantagemain14 23 дня назад +8

      it's a device that warns women that you don't fuck, you *FUCK*

    • @joeltomy9220
      @joeltomy9220 18 дней назад +1

      Imma do the same thing in the comment section and see how it goes

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 7 дней назад +2

    I generally smile, make eye contact and strike up a chat about literally anything. Crazy how it works...
    Now, i just have to figure out how to seperate the crazies from not...

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 16 дней назад +4

    When he said "and rake" it really felt like he meant to say something else

  • @ranash260
    @ranash260 25 дней назад +1413

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 24 дня назад +130

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 24 дня назад +193

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 24 дня назад +49

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm 24 дня назад +125

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 24 дня назад +13

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 24 дня назад +835

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 24 дня назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 24 дня назад

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 24 дня назад

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 24 дня назад +15

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 24 дня назад +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @melindachampagne6030
    @melindachampagne6030 20 дней назад

    Just found your channel. I love it. Subscribed!

  • @willm7349
    @willm7349 15 дней назад

    I think this is your funniest video I've seen. Top notch commentary

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep 25 дней назад +5955

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 25 дней назад +106

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName 25 дней назад +55

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 25 дней назад +5

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName 25 дней назад +36

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide 25 дней назад +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 23 дня назад +921

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 22 дня назад +7

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 22 дня назад +46

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 22 дня назад

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 22 дня назад

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 22 дня назад +26

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @danfirstenberg5332
    @danfirstenberg5332 20 дней назад +1

    Please do more videos on this guy, he's hilarious 😂

  • @alexalcan
    @alexalcan 15 дней назад +1

    "Of all the things that have NEVER happened, that is the thing that has never happened the most" is the most perfect way to express my exact thoughts.

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 22 дня назад +214

    He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom

    • @jedclampett631
      @jedclampett631 22 дня назад +15

      He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...

    • @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn
      @GaryEckhoff-nx2mn 12 дней назад +5

      Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.

    • @hannahframpton9235
      @hannahframpton9235 3 дня назад

      Mothers basement*

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 25 дней назад +501

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 25 дней назад +34

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 25 дней назад +3

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 24 дня назад

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 24 дня назад

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @mariac4127
    @mariac4127 15 дней назад +3

    I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂

  • @mokaakashiya375
    @mokaakashiya375 19 дней назад +4

    No means no, they also are NEVER required to give a reason, if they say no, go on about your business.

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 25 дней назад +837

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz 24 дня назад +22

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali 24 дня назад

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 24 дня назад +23

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali 24 дня назад +11

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 24 дня назад +38

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 25 дней назад +1126

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 25 дней назад +45

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 25 дней назад +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад

      wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 25 дней назад +19

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 25 дней назад +38

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

  • @thebuilder1271
    @thebuilder1271 18 дней назад +7

    Plot twist: this dude gets hella play, but he uses the real tricks and shit and just says this bullshit online to take out competition

    • @8Kazuja8
      @8Kazuja8 15 дней назад +1

      "I have purposefully trained them wrong. As a joke."

  • @LostDVayne
    @LostDVayne 11 дней назад +1

    This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 25 дней назад +442

    "The female mind" is already a red flag phrase without hearing anything else lol

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 25 дней назад

      I'd love to see a convincing trans woman mess him up.

    • @ClemDiamond
      @ClemDiamond 25 дней назад

      Don't you know that women are all part of a hive mind ? There's only one female mind, that's been well documented !

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 25 дней назад +1

      Exactly because its as if females are some "foreign creature", not like us men. Why do these types of men see women as something other than human? Like jesus.

    • @G2rtTr
      @G2rtTr 25 дней назад +5

      Yeah never really understood that.
      I dont use male/female in any other context that biology/scientific.
      On top of that "female mind" like its some sort of different creature we'r talking about 😂
      Like the term is right but it just feels weird.
      Like why you dont use man or woman,seems more casual and fits better

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 25 дней назад +2

      On the one hand, I agree because there's so many obnoxious loud mouths who use that phrase despite not having a clue. They also use scientific ones like "study" despite not actually having any real study to point to.
      With that said, there actually studies which show differences in the ways that men and women think, view the world, etc. No, I'm not defending the "studies" he's talking about. I'm talking about actual research done by real accredited experts. I'm glad the creeps don't actually look them up because they would use the info to manipulate and destroy but think more decent people should look them up.
      For example, let's say a study says leadership is attractive. That makes sense as the follower trusts the leader to look out for their best interests. "Guide me to lay down in green pastures" type of stuff, yeah? A good person would realize that would require one to build that trust and not break it for their own gain. Creeps? They jump to thinking that they must get full and total control without question despite having done anything to earn it and how they can use that for their benefit without caring about the other's wellbeing at all.
      Like, yeah... there's reasons having resources that you can provide with the other to care for them (and kids if they have them) is attractive. That's not just being rich and selfish. Again, they actually have to care about the other person.

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres 22 дня назад +691

    That guy's voice, lisp and reaction to "haters" tells all I need to know

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 19 дней назад +41

      He seems like he has a bit of the tism, no self awareness whatsoever😬

    • @JILLY21
      @JILLY21 18 дней назад +2

      Stopp😂😂

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 18 дней назад

      ​@abbiereynolds8016 More like narcissism, no tistic would ever behave like this, they don't find themselves to be the hottest shit, I know that for personal experience, my spergistic ass would know

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 13 дней назад

      Yeah, that lisp suggests he's not as into girls as he thinks he is. Talk about armoured closet.

    • @incompetentbozolol.523
      @incompetentbozolol.523 12 дней назад

      @@abbiereynolds8016 that is most definitely NOT how autism works, i know because i have it and i know many MANY people with it

  • @DimDiplocaulus
    @DimDiplocaulus Час назад

    He laughs like he's going to break down sobbing at any moment. Not even just the last clip, every time he laughs he sounds like he's gonna cry harder than anyone has ever cried before

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 21 день назад +2

    12:32 I like that Charlie felt the need to clarify that Cheerio is a breakfast cereal.

  • @ksteven7
    @ksteven7 25 дней назад +597

    "Oh you'll like me, just come to my house and let me tie you up."
    Yep nothing but green flags here.

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans 25 дней назад +30

      his house where he has multiple other women

    • @TheElusiveSun
      @TheElusiveSun 25 дней назад +34

      Just imagine the girl just wakes up in a basement chained down and in his best deep raspy voice he says...Lets play a game....

    • @user-iy5ww2hj4p
      @user-iy5ww2hj4p 25 дней назад +8

      @@TheElusiveSun😭 noooo

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 25 дней назад +3

      @@cottoncandysans’body parts in a jar

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 25 дней назад +5

      His speech pattern tells me Professor Tate is his role model who convinced him he, too, can be a “professional alpha dating expert”

  • @bannedfromslapbattles2407
    @bannedfromslapbattles2407 25 дней назад +868

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 25 дней назад +46

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai 25 дней назад +29

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @user-gz7zr1zj3n
      @user-gz7zr1zj3n 25 дней назад +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 25 дней назад +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @scybydyryzz
      @scybydyryzz 25 дней назад

      @@user-gz7zr1zj3n he is a miner at work

  • @Insanity2thePrawn
    @Insanity2thePrawn 21 день назад +3

    There is never a 100% guaranteed chance that the guy who hits on you is mentally stable and wont in fact stalk you in person, online or straight up try to harm you socially, physically, or sexually...and that's really something that disturbs me.

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 24 дня назад +415

    Also, his lisp makes ALL of this dramatically better.

    • @Bluewaterbottle
      @Bluewaterbottle 24 дня назад +25

      Honestly it’s prob his villain origin story

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 24 дня назад +20

      yeees the lisp and his teeth make this entire video lmao

    • @Ralph-Rainier
      @Ralph-Rainier 24 дня назад

      ​@@smidgenI just noticed 💀his teeth is RANCID. He must've had the power of corrosive breath to pull girls in.

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 25 дней назад +575

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @snap__shot
      @snap__shot 25 дней назад +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 25 дней назад +14

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 24 дня назад +1

      Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂

    • @user-mv4mc5xm6h
      @user-mv4mc5xm6h 24 дня назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 24 дня назад +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

  • @VColossalV
    @VColossalV 20 дней назад +4

    there's another one called Casey Zander who's basically this dude but taken seriously, would love to see Charlie check out that guy. He's insufferable.

  • @jackoakley8761
    @jackoakley8761 19 дней назад

    You timed that first ad perfectly charlie lol

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall 25 дней назад +660

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

    • @ryangreen2460
      @ryangreen2460 25 дней назад +9

      POLICE!!! HELP!!!!

    • @RUNKKULIIKEMIES
      @RUNKKULIIKEMIES 25 дней назад +13

      l reject your arrest

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 25 дней назад +3

      This is my favourite thread here lol

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 25 дней назад +1

      Lol yea

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 24 дня назад +6

      If only cops actually protect and serve instead of being clean up crew after the women get assaulted

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename 25 дней назад +880

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 24 дня назад +10

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 24 дня назад +5

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 24 дня назад +4

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 24 дня назад +4

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 24 дня назад

      @@Tristanlj-555 wtf is an alpha dom...nevermind I don't want to know weirdo

  • @tinacirakovic4559
    @tinacirakovic4559 День назад +1

    This made me cry from laughter at work

  • @diogoelias780
    @diogoelias780 19 дней назад

    He surprises us with something new when we tought there was nothing else that could surprise us.

  • @honeyswann
    @honeyswann 25 дней назад +857

    Saw the words “alpha” and female” and that’s all I needed know.

    • @milosphotos
      @milosphotos 25 дней назад +4

      69 likes? Lemme fix that

    • @Schinzo__
      @Schinzo__ 25 дней назад +1

      You just not an alpha 😊

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад

      what’s wrong with what he said?

    • @pvt.bushmann5903
      @pvt.bushmann5903 25 дней назад +90

      @@boogers69420 What's wrong is that people, women in particular, find that sort of jargon off-putting, creepy even. It suggests that the person views them as more an object, a possession to be taken even.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 25 дней назад

      ​@boogers69420 Your bait is weak just like your bloodline.

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 25 дней назад +659

    I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.

    • @trance7443
      @trance7443 25 дней назад +71

      @@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?

    • @Moo77717
      @Moo77717 25 дней назад +87

      ​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was
      1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS.
      2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect.
      Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 25 дней назад +29

      @@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.

    • @junhui1stan552
      @junhui1stan552 25 дней назад +8

      @@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom

    • @theemaster1018
      @theemaster1018 25 дней назад

      😭

  • @NortheastGun
    @NortheastGun 16 дней назад +1

    Best dating advice, just be yourself and treat people the way that you would want to be treated.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 18 дней назад +1

    I love how he's Alpha facade faded as soon as he got hate, and started crying😂

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 25 дней назад +4380

    “Guess what I did with her later”
    gives off
    “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy.
    Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 25 дней назад +140

      Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)

    • @Munchticles
      @Munchticles 25 дней назад +180

      Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.

    • @collinherrin4596
      @collinherrin4596 25 дней назад

      He probably does only go for girls that are still in school

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 25 дней назад +3

      and you’re jealous making fantasy’s about him 😂

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 25 дней назад +131

      @@boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself

  • @neutralitynoodle5936
    @neutralitynoodle5936 24 дня назад +477

    He’s on TikTok telling you to apologize to him 😭😭😭 he’s definitely angry