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  • @Cryptic7274
    @Cryptic7274 7 месяцев назад +16561

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 7 месяцев назад +1863

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows 7 месяцев назад +1511

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek 7 месяцев назад +91

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 7 месяцев назад

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 7 месяцев назад +2

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark 7 месяцев назад +26548

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 7 месяцев назад +7

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @henryhoofenburg
      @henryhoofenburg 7 месяцев назад

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @LangwidereLMFT
      @LangwidereLMFT 7 месяцев назад +988

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 7 месяцев назад +283

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 7 месяцев назад +39458

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 7 месяцев назад +1252

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight 7 месяцев назад +743

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 7 месяцев назад +1052

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @PokeyFN
      @PokeyFN 7 месяцев назад +362

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace 7 месяцев назад +295

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @thepaintpad9817
    @thepaintpad9817 3 месяца назад +1428

    5:00 "Of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened *the most.*" Critikal is one hell of a wordsmith.

    • @rubensf7780
      @rubensf7780 2 месяца назад +66

      “That is *the* most didn’t happen shit of all time”
      Truly a master of language

    • @eerup
      @eerup Месяц назад +26

      "what a bunch of bologna. erphhheuuueueuauauuaaaaaaACTUAL horseradish on this story."
      hes got such a way with words

    • @hetzymusic
      @hetzymusic Месяц назад +5

      absolute cinema

    • @MrRedrick94
      @MrRedrick94 Месяц назад +3

      It’s a meme…………….. he did not make that up himself.
      Edit: your quote is not even correct.

    • @eerup
      @eerup Месяц назад

      @@MrRedrick94 c c c cry about it!!!!

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 7 месяцев назад +32186

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 7 месяцев назад +605

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella 7 месяцев назад +173

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 7 месяцев назад +310

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 7 месяцев назад +66

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

    • @FercPolo
      @FercPolo 7 месяцев назад +17

      Personally, sure. But if you're talking sales it's literally the whole game. Why do you think salesmen are the way they are?

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 7 месяцев назад +5853

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

    • @w1lliams
      @w1lliams 7 месяцев назад +48

      That’s insane

    • @Dragovich97
      @Dragovich97 7 месяцев назад +59

      Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him

    • @zoso1up
      @zoso1up 7 месяцев назад +9

      Lmao

    • @davidm.2141
      @davidm.2141 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@zoso1up me too! 😂

    • @BeautyMarkRush
      @BeautyMarkRush 7 месяцев назад +31

      That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 7 месяцев назад +23702

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

    • @BlueFlames094
      @BlueFlames094 7 месяцев назад +139

      Exactly.

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 7 месяцев назад +357

      Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 7 месяцев назад +63

      Lovely day for RUclips replies

    • @rah.248
      @rah.248 7 месяцев назад +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @johnnybaxter1953
      @johnnybaxter1953 7 месяцев назад +1

      You didn't watch the full video did you

  • @fidelcastro6239
    @fidelcastro6239 Месяц назад +157

    TO: tactical organization
    AO: area of operation
    MO: medical officer
    SO: sex offender (that guy)

    • @Oh-fr2nv
      @Oh-fr2nv 6 дней назад +4

      ahhh thank you I was wondering what he meant. godspeed

    • @trevormein4026
      @trevormein4026 4 дня назад +2

      Now I understand what he meant.

    • @ThatGuy-m3i
      @ThatGuy-m3i 2 дня назад

      wtf bro thats not me
      im a sex defender

    • @vietnam_so_good
      @vietnam_so_good 2 дня назад

      i thought offender said officer for a second. so naturally i was confused.

  • @Justacatlmao
    @Justacatlmao 7 месяцев назад +6936

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @Jacson_23
      @Jacson_23 7 месяцев назад +529

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 7 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm 7 месяцев назад +188

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 7 месяцев назад +55

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 7 месяцев назад +53

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla 7 месяцев назад +19223

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад +63

      you’re obsessed with him

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@boogers69420cope

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад +359

      @@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад

      @@jigen8336u never got laid

    • @KindaKin7
      @KindaKin7 7 месяцев назад +243

      This is the best comment 😂

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 7 месяцев назад +27354

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 7 месяцев назад +487

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 7 месяцев назад +979

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 7 месяцев назад +520

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 7 месяцев назад +76

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 7 месяцев назад +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @speeble
    @speeble 4 месяца назад +166

    The way his head is shaped makes him look like he has 20 frogs in his mouth and he cant open his mouth too wide or the frogs will escape

    • @Goofyahhuncle420
      @Goofyahhuncle420 3 месяца назад +7

      I guess giorno put the frogs in there

    • @kateandrova
      @kateandrova Месяц назад

      Thank you so much for this comment 😂😂

    • @Cozm1k
      @Cozm1k 28 дней назад

      Isn’t this the same remark someone made about Tom Holland?

    • @speeble
      @speeble 28 дней назад

      @@Cozm1k yes

    • @alicezucati2862
      @alicezucati2862 27 дней назад +2

      jesus, i was so caught off guard by this that i actually laughed instead of the usual nose snort giggles that funny videos usually cause

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes 7 месяцев назад +2963

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

    • @wlow_music
      @wlow_music 7 месяцев назад +23

      😂😂😂

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 7 месяцев назад +30

      Lost one argument**** 😂

    • @LG-lp7cl
      @LG-lp7cl 3 месяца назад +1

      Good lord this is perfect!

    • @UlquiorraMAL
      @UlquiorraMAL 2 месяца назад +1

      But people actually gave him money, they are worst than him.

    • @thegamingshiba
      @thegamingshiba 29 дней назад

      I’d be joking too but I really cannot make fun of anyone’s parental relationship, especially compared to mine lol

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 7 месяцев назад +5601

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад +62

      they’re definitely ignoring you…

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos 7 месяцев назад +337

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 7 месяцев назад +95

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 7 месяцев назад

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 7 месяцев назад +152

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 7 месяцев назад +17516

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 7 месяцев назад

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 7 месяцев назад +159

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 7 месяцев назад

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills 7 месяцев назад

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 7 месяцев назад +79

      😂😭

  • @claudiastan93
    @claudiastan93 4 дня назад +32

    “A Galactus level threat to getting laid” is one of the best sentences ever constructed 😂😂 demolished him in one go

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie 7 месяцев назад +9370

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

    • @oneofthekindscarf8612
      @oneofthekindscarf8612 7 месяцев назад +96

      Wow, look at em bots

    • @Indybone
      @Indybone 7 месяцев назад +10

      No means yes 😂

    • @clkgtr12
      @clkgtr12 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Indybonereminds me of the bill burr bit

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 7 месяцев назад +120

      Well of course it sounds bad when you take it out of context. You don't do this straight away. It's an advanced technique, you only do this after you've broken her down emotionally and psychologically, perhaps are blackmailing her with revenge porn or at least threatening to kill her dog. You got to establish yourself as the type of guy she respects first.

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад

      what’s wrong with that?

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy 7 месяцев назад +2438

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 7 месяцев назад +114

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire 7 месяцев назад +90

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun 7 месяцев назад +27

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 7 месяцев назад +6

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yep

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 7 месяцев назад +2614

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 7 месяцев назад +55

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 7 месяцев назад +36

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 7 месяцев назад +4

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 7 месяцев назад

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 месяцев назад +7

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @floorlego
    @floorlego 4 месяца назад +64

    this man is honestly selling a course on the fastest ways to get harassment charges and restraining orders

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 месяцев назад +3952

    I’ve experienced a “No. It’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 7 месяцев назад +191

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 месяцев назад +157

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 7 месяцев назад +72

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 7 месяцев назад

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 7 месяцев назад +57

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph 7 месяцев назад +3150

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 месяцев назад +68

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 6 месяцев назад +20

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 6 месяцев назад +3

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @RasheedahNizam
      @RasheedahNizam 6 месяцев назад +5

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep 7 месяцев назад +7868

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 7 месяцев назад +128

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName 7 месяцев назад +68

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName 7 месяцев назад +44

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide 7 месяцев назад +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @spiderdued0423
    @spiderdued0423 4 месяца назад +61

    Bro is like if a band kid thought he was Andrew Tate

    • @dawgstudioswoohoo
      @dawgstudioswoohoo 18 дней назад +3

      fr bro he seems like the same person that was arguing about hot wheels and opinions and going through people's post histories to try and make fun of them on reddit in one of Cr1tikal's other vids

    • @tannerrobeson188
      @tannerrobeson188 10 дней назад

      Spot on

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 7 месяцев назад +2147

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 7 месяцев назад +383

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 7 месяцев назад +186

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 7 месяцев назад +115

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 месяцев назад +50

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 6 месяцев назад +2062

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

    • @ki.44524
      @ki.44524 6 месяцев назад +10

      LOL

    • @TheImperialSoviet
      @TheImperialSoviet 6 месяцев назад +32

      Brother's as smooth as a crash landing.

    • @Finn_the_stoned
      @Finn_the_stoned 6 месяцев назад +39

      only thing smooth about him is his brain

    • @raddog6894
      @raddog6894 6 месяцев назад +8

      I've seen smoother mountain ranges

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s not smooth at all.

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 7 месяцев назад +3133

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 7 месяцев назад +36

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 7 месяцев назад +244

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 7 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 7 месяцев назад +4

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 7 месяцев назад +50

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @GrimeB
    @GrimeB 21 день назад +13

    1:24 hes a fressional dating coach though

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck 7 месяцев назад +1982

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 7 месяцев назад +230

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb 7 месяцев назад +1

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 7 месяцев назад +59

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 7 месяцев назад +18

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 7 месяцев назад +88

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 7 месяцев назад +444

    Also, his lisp makes ALL of this dramatically better.

    • @Bluewaterbottle
      @Bluewaterbottle 7 месяцев назад +27

      Honestly it’s prob his villain origin story

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 7 месяцев назад +21

      yeees the lisp and his teeth make this entire video lmao

    • @Ralph-Rainier
      @Ralph-Rainier 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@smidgenI just noticed 💀his teeth is RANCID. He must've had the power of corrosive breath to pull girls in.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 7 месяцев назад +5831

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kl41256-p
      @kl41256-p 7 месяцев назад +111

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 7 месяцев назад +30

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 7 месяцев назад +30

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 7 месяцев назад +63

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @Noobster15
    @Noobster15 Месяц назад +23

    7:32 the tooth fairy is fake? 😢😢😭😭noooo my life is ruined

    • @bigraho1741
      @bigraho1741 4 дня назад

      ur kidding.. 😨

    • @someartist8387
      @someartist8387 3 дня назад

      Oh man wait till you hear about santa

    • @Noobster15
      @Noobster15 3 дня назад +1

      @ what about him? I know he slapped a guy at the council of Nicaea

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 7 месяцев назад +2585

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix 7 месяцев назад +331

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv 7 месяцев назад +39

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 7 месяцев назад +128

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinston1
      @jeremywinston1 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jeremywinston1its shitty

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 7 месяцев назад +954

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 7 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 7 месяцев назад

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 7 месяцев назад

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 7 месяцев назад +16

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 7 месяцев назад +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 7 месяцев назад +6792

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 7 месяцев назад +23

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro 7 месяцев назад

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 7 месяцев назад +310

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu 7 месяцев назад +40

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 7 месяцев назад

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @bertlestien2314
    @bertlestien2314 Месяц назад +9

    5:00 sums it up perfectly. 100k tinder matches in 2 years? this man's conversion rate is insane. People should be studying this guy for real.

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 7 месяцев назад +2004

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 7 месяцев назад +688

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 6 месяцев назад +46

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

    • @Lilithnunacarrot
      @Lilithnunacarrot 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394

    • @Videeooo
      @Videeooo 6 месяцев назад

      @@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.

  • @Joghe5
    @Joghe5 6 месяцев назад +1639

    "That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 5 месяцев назад +17

      Lmao I know I laughed out loud for real when I heard that 😂😂

    • @Sharon56-h4t
      @Sharon56-h4t 4 месяца назад

      Genius 😂

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 4 месяца назад

      RIGHT

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 4 месяца назад +3

      “That is the most didn’t happen shit”

    • @stutterpunk9573
      @stutterpunk9573 3 месяца назад

      LITERALLYYYY SAMEEEE that and "point three, repeating of course," every time anything is 0.333 lol

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign 3 дня назад +3

    _"... Imagine if every day you're approached by guys like,...like...ME?"_

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 7 месяцев назад +914

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 7 месяцев назад

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 7 месяцев назад +56

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper 7 месяцев назад +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 7 месяцев назад +37

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @TheDaftySage
    @TheDaftySage 7 месяцев назад +70

    "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" - Adam Savage

    • @overdrivedrinker8284
      @overdrivedrinker8284 7 месяцев назад

      “Nice, Dungeon Master!”
      “What? No, Mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeon Master?”

  • @yourballsdeep8107
    @yourballsdeep8107 7 месяцев назад +1621

    Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.

    • @Fantasyze
      @Fantasyze 7 месяцев назад +63

      They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nice profile😩

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад

      how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man

    • @javacrow_
      @javacrow_ 7 месяцев назад +27

      ​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs

  • @HardlyI
    @HardlyI 3 месяца назад +27

    8:51 As a woman, I HAVE NEVER BEEN APPROACHED ON IN PUBLIC AND HIT ON.

    • @Creative_mr_gold
      @Creative_mr_gold 3 месяца назад +5

      Can i change that 😉

    • @HardlyI
      @HardlyI 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Creative_mr_goldthat’s crazy

    • @elmermanuel4828
      @elmermanuel4828 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Creative_mr_gold bro saw an opportunity and took it 😂

    • @elmermanuel4828
      @elmermanuel4828 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@HardlyI you gotta respect the attempt tho

    • @what_4836s
      @what_4836s 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Creative_mr_goldain't no way bro 💀

  • @Adventurerer
    @Adventurerer 7 месяцев назад +1469

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 месяцев назад +61

      I think he confused tinder for pornhub

    • @CorvineCadaver
      @CorvineCadaver 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭

    • @Orion_Otaku
      @Orion_Otaku 6 месяцев назад +31

      Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺
      They probably don't even want him either.

    • @Delt4_Cr4wfish
      @Delt4_Cr4wfish 6 месяцев назад +7

      More like victims.

    • @dmachine6140
      @dmachine6140 6 месяцев назад +3

      All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash 7 месяцев назад +1657

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 месяцев назад +42

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 месяцев назад +231

      @@Hairy-eyes Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito 7 месяцев назад +142

      ​@@Hairy-eyes good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 7 месяцев назад +25

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @cassiejohnson9410
    @cassiejohnson9410 6 месяцев назад +1272

    him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.

    • @karuxoe5938
      @karuxoe5938 5 месяцев назад +74

      nah cuz im pretty sure he fucking cried and is trying to pretend he's just laughing look at his eyes and hear the way his voice cracks

    • @Mori-gm2mc
      @Mori-gm2mc 4 месяца назад +11

      @@karuxoe5938he 100% cried, no doubt

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 3 месяца назад

      HIs lisp is also annoying (not annoying because he has a lisp, but annoying cos he's an ass and the lisp adds to that).

    • @artimus4198
      @artimus4198 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Mori-gm2mcthe

  • @jeremyvanbrunt
    @jeremyvanbrunt 3 месяца назад +14

    Unless you're Jason momoa you aren't getting approached 45 times a day😂. This feels like a parody of dating coaches

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 7 месяцев назад +714

    I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.

    • @trance7443
      @trance7443 7 месяцев назад +73

      @@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?

    • @Moo77717
      @Moo77717 7 месяцев назад +93

      ​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was
      1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS.
      2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect.
      Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.

    • @supascoobaslush
      @supascoobaslush 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom

    • @theemaster1018
      @theemaster1018 7 месяцев назад

      😭

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename 7 месяцев назад +961

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 7 месяцев назад +11

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 7 месяцев назад +6

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 7 месяцев назад

      @@AngryDad. Alpha Dom is the name of the moron in the video.

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 7 месяцев назад +5332

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 7 месяцев назад +155

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 7 месяцев назад +85

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 7 месяцев назад +8

      Lol!

    • @sixfootundertheseafloor
      @sixfootundertheseafloor 7 месяцев назад +50

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 7 месяцев назад +12

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @paulatk44
    @paulatk44 3 месяца назад +116

    A very fascinating video, this brings back painful memories which i have been enduring. My relationship of 6 years ended 3 months ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

    • @JohnWicked-fx3cs
      @JohnWicked-fx3cs 3 месяца назад

      Parting ways with someone you deeply cherish is an agonizing experience. I understand firsthand, having encountered a parallel situation at the end of my 7 year relationship. Driven by an unyielding determination, I explored every avenue to salvage our bond. Seeking guidance from a spiritual counselor proved pivotal, as their intervention played a crucial role in rekindling our love.

    • @paulatk44
      @paulatk44 3 месяца назад

      That's fascinating! How did you come across a spiritual counselor, and what's the best way for me to contact her?

    • @JustinLouis-p1u
      @JustinLouis-p1u 3 месяца назад

      Meet Suzanne Ann Walters, an outstanding spiritual counselor with the power to restore your relationship with your ex.

    • @paulatk44
      @paulatk44 3 месяца назад

      I'm grateful for this valuable information; I've just taken a moment to find her online. Very impressive!

    • @BrownayRS
      @BrownayRS 3 месяца назад +3

      What on earth

  • @jeffery9543
    @jeffery9543 7 месяцев назад +456

    I think the moment anyone says "you don't have to accept a rejection", that person should be assigned a parole officer to oversee all of their social interactions for the next few months.

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 7 месяцев назад +19

      For real. There should be a "creep" registry next to the sex offender registry

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 7 месяцев назад

      should go to a psych ward

    • @monkiman1909
      @monkiman1909 7 месяцев назад +2

      (years)

    • @csbsip
      @csbsip 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dani-Claw😭😭 actually such a good idea

    • @cube_2430
      @cube_2430 7 месяцев назад

      @@monkiman1909 (decades)

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall 7 месяцев назад +714

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

    • @ryangreen2460
      @ryangreen2460 7 месяцев назад +10

      POLICE!!! HELP!!!!

    • @RUNKKULIIKEMIES
      @RUNKKULIIKEMIES 7 месяцев назад +14

      l reject your arrest

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 7 месяцев назад +3

      This is my favourite thread here lol

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lol yea

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 7 месяцев назад +7

      If only cops actually protect and serve instead of being clean up crew after the women get assaulted

  • @comatose1818
    @comatose1818 7 месяцев назад +459

    the way his voice breaks in his response to the "hate" really shows how fragile his ego is

    • @axeldude7051
      @axeldude7051 7 месяцев назад +15

      Fr it’s ridiculous how he thinks he has the right to reject the rejections 😭

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 7 месяцев назад +11

      His reaction is so pathetic it makes youtube apologies look dignified 😂

    • @OgblookTheWise
      @OgblookTheWise 3 месяца назад

      He forgot the ukulele

  • @ch-yn1ci
    @ch-yn1ci 4 месяца назад +5

    i come back to this video once every couple weeks to remind myself i’m sane.

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP 7 месяцев назад +1210

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 месяцев назад +59

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 7 месяцев назад

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 7 месяцев назад +26

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 7 месяцев назад

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 7 месяцев назад +1641

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury 7 месяцев назад +185

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @MedicoreMacaroni
      @MedicoreMacaroni 7 месяцев назад +117

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 7 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 7 месяцев назад +53

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @kartoffelhexe
    @kartoffelhexe 7 месяцев назад +478

    "You don’t always have to accept her rejection."
    Yes. Yes, you do.

    • @starvader6604
      @starvader6604 7 месяцев назад +6

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 7 месяцев назад +3

      excatly and those that dont end up in prison

    • @Wentr-z
      @Wentr-z 7 месяцев назад

      pretty sure its bait dude relax.

    • @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx
      @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@Wentr-z Even if it's bait, it's incredibly irresponsible and dangerous to put out into the world

    • @ma13volent
      @ma13volent 7 месяцев назад

      @@Wentr-z Just because it's "bait" doesn't mean there aren't some actual fucking douchebag creeps out there who WILL take his "bait" "aDvIcE"

  • @mitchelvanwijk
    @mitchelvanwijk Месяц назад +5

    This is like something straight out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. An actual real life Dennis.

  • @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc
    @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc 7 месяцев назад +662

    “The most didn’t happen shit of all time” I am crying Charlie

    • @cams7757
      @cams7757 7 месяцев назад +9

      i’ve been laughing for 5 mins straight replaying that one line

    • @lookluke4063
      @lookluke4063 7 месяцев назад +6

      4:59 😳

    • @honorabletrap6420
      @honorabletrap6420 6 месяцев назад

      He said this just right, more truer words have never left his lips

  • @cpuman
    @cpuman 7 месяцев назад +2238

    Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 7 месяцев назад

      “as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 7 месяцев назад +339

      unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki 7 месяцев назад +318

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @snowrenbird
      @snowrenbird 7 месяцев назад

      @@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel

    • @DonOfNY15
      @DonOfNY15 7 месяцев назад +64

      Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.

  • @ranash260
    @ranash260 7 месяцев назад +1626

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 7 месяцев назад +152

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 7 месяцев назад +192

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 7 месяцев назад +56

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm 7 месяцев назад +144

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 7 месяцев назад +17

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @hannever
    @hannever Месяц назад +6

    8:27 sir yes sir 🫡

  • @AngeredHippo
    @AngeredHippo 7 месяцев назад +440

    Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 месяцев назад +42

      Even demanding why is annoying.
      -bad vibes
      -creepy
      -I don’t know you
      He’s not going to accept those answers.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 7 месяцев назад +20

      And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No".
      Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook 7 месяцев назад

      A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 7 месяцев назад +567

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 7 месяцев назад +38

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 7 месяцев назад +1

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 7 месяцев назад +897

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz 7 месяцев назад +24

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali 7 месяцев назад

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 7 месяцев назад +25

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali 7 месяцев назад +11

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 7 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @BradSnyder493
    @BradSnyder493 2 месяца назад +3

    It’s the slight lisp, the combover and the unbrushed teeth for me

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 7 месяцев назад +1087

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 7 месяцев назад +7

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 7 месяцев назад +53

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 7 месяцев назад

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 7 месяцев назад

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 7 месяцев назад +735

    Absolutely mind-boggling how this guy just disregards basic respect and consent. Scary to think he's got an audience ready to swallow this hook, line, and sinker. Wish there was more emphasis on genuine understanding rather than playing games.

    • @JK7H
      @JK7H 7 месяцев назад +14

      In the last video the guy was actually crying, i doubt he has any amount of support

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 7 месяцев назад +6

      i don’t think it’s that deep
      just a goofy guy repeating things he’s heard online

    • @georgetsoukalas1409
      @georgetsoukalas1409 7 месяцев назад +7

      100% agree with that last sentence. Thats one of my big issues with the red pill movement and modern feminism. They have replaced honest relationships with a pseudo-game of chess where you have to constantly manipulate your partner like they are your enemy or something. Just tell the truth and see what happens. If it ends things, maybe its for the best.

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 7 месяцев назад

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @kermitthefrog5446
      @kermitthefrog5446 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@georgetsoukalas1409 when has modern feminism ever done that? and don’t say on twitter

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres 7 месяцев назад +713

    That guy's voice, lisp and reaction to "haters" tells all I need to know

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 7 месяцев назад +43

      He seems like he has a bit of the tism, no self awareness whatsoever😬

    • @JILLY21
      @JILLY21 7 месяцев назад +2

      Stopp😂😂

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 7 месяцев назад

      ​@abbiereynolds8016 More like narcissism, no tistic would ever behave like this, they don't find themselves to be the hottest shit, I know that for personal experience, my spergistic ass would know

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that lisp suggests he's not as into girls as he thinks he is. Talk about armoured closet.

    • @incompetentbozolol.523
      @incompetentbozolol.523 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@abbiereynolds8016 that is most definitely NOT how autism works, i know because i have it and i know many MANY people with it

  • @xaikochan90x
    @xaikochan90x 3 часа назад +1

    How to get introduced to my pepper spray in 10 seconds or less: everything this dude said

  • @Robloxify69
    @Robloxify69 7 месяцев назад +903

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 7 месяцев назад +48

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai 7 месяцев назад +30

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @Chilling-m5z
      @Chilling-m5z 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @ikkouraofficial
      @ikkouraofficial 7 месяцев назад

      @@Chilling-m5z he is a miner at work

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 7 месяцев назад +624

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @NotUp2Much
      @NotUp2Much 7 месяцев назад +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 месяцев назад +17

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 7 месяцев назад +1

      Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂

    • @JosephineArmstrong-l1u
      @JosephineArmstrong-l1u 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 7 месяцев назад +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 7 месяцев назад +1301

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 7 месяцев назад +52

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад

      wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 7 месяцев назад +21

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 7 месяцев назад +44

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

  • @jadenfisher3256
    @jadenfisher3256 4 дня назад +1

    Charlie’s sarcasm always kills me🤣

  • @honeyswann
    @honeyswann 7 месяцев назад +900

    Saw the words “alpha” and female” and that’s all I needed know.

    • @brydon-halohunter
      @brydon-halohunter 7 месяцев назад +4

      69 likes? Lemme fix that

    • @Schinzo__
      @Schinzo__ 7 месяцев назад +1

      You just not an alpha 😊

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад

      what’s wrong with what he said?

    • @pvt.bushmann5903
      @pvt.bushmann5903 7 месяцев назад +92

      @@boogers69420 What's wrong is that people, women in particular, find that sort of jargon off-putting, creepy even. It suggests that the person views them as more an object, a possession to be taken even.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 7 месяцев назад

      ​@boogers69420 Your bait is weak just like your bloodline.

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos 7 месяцев назад +288

    His video responding to the hate comments just proved that everything was a facade. He tried so hard to force a laugh that it actually looked like he was about to burst into tears.

  • @foxi13x
    @foxi13x 7 месяцев назад +580

    "he's a smooth operator here"
    more like smooth criminal, without the smooth part

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 месяцев назад +33

      YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
      YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
      ...
      ...
      AAAA
      CRIMINAL!

    • @fart4453
      @fart4453 7 месяцев назад +35

      Smooth brain criminal

    • @stonnyj
      @stonnyj 7 месяцев назад +3

      He has the smooth part, his brain

    • @benisprobablyangry239
      @benisprobablyangry239 7 месяцев назад

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      A sex criminal

    • @amberb.6626
      @amberb.6626 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's more like smooth brain 🧠

  • @ellioteden5602
    @ellioteden5602 3 месяца назад +4

    If someone says "put your number in here" I'm typing in 911 and telling them to call me.

  • @Victoria-pr4xe
    @Victoria-pr4xe 7 месяцев назад +188

    If a man disrespected me saying 'no, I'm not giving you my number' by handing me his phone and telling me to put it in, I'm seeing how far I can frisbee it.

    • @TheRealAshtray
      @TheRealAshtray 7 месяцев назад +56

      grab it and ask if you can throw it. when he says no, do it anyways. then when he undoubtedly goes “wtf” just say you thought no meant yes to him.

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 7 месяцев назад +11

      @TheRealAshtray this is so fucking funny i love that. i lost my shit

    • @user-xt6bf2dq8t
      @user-xt6bf2dq8t 7 месяцев назад

      You just hit my unborn child

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheBeggies95 I will lol, try me

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@TheRealAshtray😂😂😂 love it

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 7 месяцев назад +982

    "You don't have to accept her rejection" is one of the most grapy things I have ever heard.
    Edit: Due to RUclips's censoring and removal of comments, I decided to censor the word just in case.

    • @orangeTadpole
      @orangeTadpole 7 месяцев назад +70

      So grapy you could open a vineyard

    • @Prestize
      @Prestize 7 месяцев назад +24

      yeah he wanted to make it sound like a life hack n it was to go straight to prison😂

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 7 месяцев назад

      you can say rape on youtube bro,. Tik Tok brained.

    • @donofdeaths
      @donofdeaths 7 месяцев назад +20

      This is the internet, we're adult, you can say rape. In fact I think saying it like grape diminishes the cause of assault awareness and the severity of the term rape. Grow up and use the words you mean

    • @kingorion88
      @kingorion88 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@donofdeaths This. 100 percent. Its worse than when people call porn "corn".

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 7 месяцев назад +897

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 7 месяцев назад +103

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana 7 месяцев назад +75

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 7 месяцев назад +70

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 7 месяцев назад +20

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @amandaleighplans
    @amandaleighplans 3 месяца назад +3

    Should I be offended that I’m not approached 45.3 times a day?

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 6 месяцев назад +843

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

    • @_tired-_
      @_tired-_ 6 месяцев назад +32

      Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3

    • @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond
      @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond 6 месяцев назад +15

      That's a list of red flags bigger than the Soviet Union, good Lord...
      (P.S. I now have a new snek in my favorites. Thank you for having this blessed picture as your pfp.)

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Omigosh you’re welcome friend God bless ❤️ we gotta spread awareness for God’s silliest snek

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 5 месяцев назад +9

      Him: "I have several other women."
      Me: "Great, go call one of them."

  • @frankenfurterr3432
    @frankenfurterr3432 7 месяцев назад +570

    the whole part where he talks about “well you have to be ok with kink blah blah” when kink is all about consent and yet hes doing the opposite 💀

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly! These dimwatts ALWAYS forget that kink is about trust and consent with people we know on a deeper connection with, not some rando strutting his junk in our face for attention.
      Dude's rehearsing a script from an adult film as his 'experience' with women, selling dreams to clowns who'll believe it.

    • @yeetymcneety
      @yeetymcneety 7 месяцев назад

      He was totally kicked from his local kink scene for this, his ass did NOT "leave" it

  • @mychannel8809
    @mychannel8809 7 месяцев назад +554

    I love him saying he’s a professional dating coach and then proceeding to drop an F bomb in every sentence

    • @Chestersqueak
      @Chestersqueak 7 месяцев назад +13

      My EXACT thought

    • @lissy2000us
      @lissy2000us 7 месяцев назад +16

      That’s what I was thinking! So creepy. That guy wouldn’t even have to talk to me for me to avoid him.

    • @ItsZombiefied
      @ItsZombiefied 6 месяцев назад +3

      I curse like a sailor and now my confidence is going down the drain rapidly, oh well.

    • @kaptjo8175
      @kaptjo8175 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ItsZombiefied they mean him saying female not him cursing, to my knowledge most women dislike being referred to as females and that is why him referring to them as such all the time is funny.

    • @KalinTheZola
      @KalinTheZola 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@kaptjo8175 Yeah, women don't typically like being referred to as a female outside of a clinical or academic setting where that might make more sense. You call a dog a female and not a woman. When used by people like this guy it's often intended to think lesser of them, like calling a man a boy to look down on him.

  • @retrogamer7219
    @retrogamer7219 13 дней назад +2

    2:01 right when he said that I got an ad for cologne

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 7 месяцев назад +760

    It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier

    • @Possumkingthefirst
      @Possumkingthefirst 7 месяцев назад +88

      Yknow I don’t condone bullying people…
      But

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 6 месяцев назад +31

      Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 6 месяцев назад

      "wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"

    • @lohengrin4009
      @lohengrin4009 6 месяцев назад +7

      Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 7 месяцев назад +4459

    “Guess what I did with her later”
    gives off
    “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy.
    Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 7 месяцев назад +140

      Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)

    • @Munchticles
      @Munchticles 7 месяцев назад +181

      Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.

    • @collinherrin4596
      @collinherrin4596 7 месяцев назад

      He probably does only go for girls that are still in school

    • @boogers69420
      @boogers69420 7 месяцев назад +3

      and you’re jealous making fantasy’s about him 😂

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 7 месяцев назад +133

      @@boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself

  • @darraghmccooe1752
    @darraghmccooe1752 6 месяцев назад +1570

    100k women in two years is roughly 137 women a day which is 6 per hour

  • @Churromuncher
    @Churromuncher Месяц назад +3

    13:31 that is the laugh of a hurt man

  • @idontknowanymore1246
    @idontknowanymore1246 7 месяцев назад +286

    Since he rejects rejection, then his 110k tinder matches are just him swiping right on every single profile and calling it a match.

    • @olliefischer
      @olliefischer 7 месяцев назад +24

      yeah, if his numbers are accurate, then he swiped right on over 130 people, on average, every single day, for two years

    • @Arkanjin
      @Arkanjin 7 месяцев назад +12

      Bro is supposedly super successful but has to pay for Tinder.

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 7 месяцев назад +9

      His thumb has to be as powerful as his delusion

  • @AKI111108
    @AKI111108 7 месяцев назад +208

    He records in his car because either A: His roommates say he's too loud or B: lives with parents and doesnt want to upset them either.

    • @lordbobert4029
      @lordbobert4029 7 месяцев назад +38

      Option C: He lives in his car

    • @AKI111108
      @AKI111108 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@lordbobert4029 damn always another option

  • @mikeyangel420
    @mikeyangel420 7 месяцев назад +248

    His "wanna know what I did with her later?" Told me everything I needed to know. A man of little substance, only after one thing. This is why women are so defensive when creeps hit on them.

    • @worldview6218
      @worldview6218 7 месяцев назад

      The sad part is that not only is he after one thing, but he’s clearly a delusional weeb who’s grifting but at the same time trying to like cosplay this fantasy of being a chick magnet that he has in his head when in reality, whether he’s only after one thing and has no substance or or, it’s pretty clear this dude isn’t getting any play, and he DEFINITELY isn’t getting any with his dumb weird little secret arts and dorky pickup lines.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 7 месяцев назад +11

      If it turns out this guy is just being completely satirical, I’d be way less surprised than knowing dudes like this are real

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 7 месяцев назад

      @@CantTellYou Same 😂
      He sounds more like a troll rather than a "dating coach"

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 7 месяцев назад

      If so many women are like this and think like this, then you know what. Screw trying to date women. Life isn't finding a woman, getting married and starting a family.

  • @777nebulaz
    @777nebulaz 3 месяца назад +3

    he literally sounds exactly like mclovin from superbad, i don’t imagine they have the same level of game off camera as well 😭

  • @ksteven7
    @ksteven7 7 месяцев назад +634

    "Oh you'll like me, just come to my house and let me tie you up."
    Yep nothing but green flags here.

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans 7 месяцев назад +32

      his house where he has multiple other women

    • @TheElusiveSun
      @TheElusiveSun 7 месяцев назад +36

      Just imagine the girl just wakes up in a basement chained down and in his best deep raspy voice he says...Lets play a game....

    • @BlueTable-t6k
      @BlueTable-t6k 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheElusiveSun😭 noooo

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@cottoncandysans’body parts in a jar

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 7 месяцев назад +5

      His speech pattern tells me Professor Tate is his role model who convinced him he, too, can be a “professional alpha dating expert”

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 6 месяцев назад +581

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 6 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

    • @tianag8513
      @tianag8513 6 месяцев назад

      That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 5 месяцев назад +4

      Using this.

    • @SettaWyd
      @SettaWyd 5 месяцев назад

      @@CallMeKes on who bruh, you are not even close to pretty enough for someone to want to be in a 200 meter radius

    • @Jono_1987
      @Jono_1987 5 месяцев назад +14

      Change his mums number to your name and tell him send me what ya packing bad boy wink and walk away 😂😂

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity 7 месяцев назад +744

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

    • @Stevebeenhavin
      @Stevebeenhavin 6 месяцев назад +8

      id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy

    • @SarahRegina29
      @SarahRegina29 6 месяцев назад +12

      Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 6 месяцев назад +38

      @@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.

    • @vamvam7690
      @vamvam7690 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@CodyCLIyeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@vamvam7690 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.

  • @The_One_Winged_Raccoon
    @The_One_Winged_Raccoon Месяц назад +3

    I went on his tik tok and hes still going on with it, hes still keeping it up, I made jokes about it, he replied insulting my friend and soon when I pointed out hes only ever had one woman in his videos he blocked me💀