Creepiest Dating Coach Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Cryptic7274
    @Cryptic7274 9 месяцев назад +20874

    actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker

    • @evilcow2114
      @evilcow2114 9 месяцев назад +2243

      Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?

    • @MerchGrows
      @MerchGrows 9 месяцев назад +1803

      @@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek 9 месяцев назад +121

      Top G 👍

    • @trinodot8112
      @trinodot8112 9 месяцев назад

      I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.

    • @tiposauce6417
      @tiposauce6417 9 месяцев назад +6

      Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff

  • @gullarific123
    @gullarific123 9 месяцев назад +49221

    dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling

    • @bossmandude8564
      @bossmandude8564 9 месяцев назад +1697

      Strats

    • @OzymandiasWasRight
      @OzymandiasWasRight 9 месяцев назад +938

      Thank you for this comment.

    • @steezy064
      @steezy064 9 месяцев назад +1383

      Extra points if its Wii Sports

    • @PokeyFN
      @PokeyFN 9 месяцев назад +470

      Roman Bellic ahh sentence

    • @TofusHappyPlace
      @TofusHappyPlace 9 месяцев назад +363

      I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark 9 месяцев назад +31166

    The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 9 месяцев назад +12

      I was thinking necrophilia

    • @henryhoofenburg
      @henryhoofenburg 9 месяцев назад

      @@jar207 on blud

    • @LangwidereLMFT
      @LangwidereLMFT 9 месяцев назад +1164

      Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 9 месяцев назад +332

      @@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??

    • @natalie-lb2zt
      @natalie-lb2zt 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him

  • @fidelcastro6239
    @fidelcastro6239 3 месяца назад +2109

    TO: tactical organization
    AO: area of operation
    MO: medical officer
    SO: sex offender (that guy)

    • @Oh-fr2nv
      @Oh-fr2nv 2 месяца назад +43

      ahhh thank you I was wondering what he meant. godspeed

    • @trevormein4026
      @trevormein4026 2 месяца назад +12

      Now I understand what he meant.

    • @ThatGuy-m3i
      @ThatGuy-m3i 2 месяца назад +34

      wtf bro thats not me
      im a sex defender

    • @vietnam_so_good
      @vietnam_so_good 2 месяца назад +4

      i thought offender said officer for a second. so naturally i was confused.

    • @TheMikeFlood
      @TheMikeFlood 2 месяца назад

      MO could also mean Modus Operandi, as in this guy’s MO is to be a lying, creepy, delusional retard to get women

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 9 месяцев назад +7207

    “They’re approached around 45 times per day”
    What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.

    • @w1lliams
      @w1lliams 9 месяцев назад +65

      That’s insane

    • @PullSluggman
      @PullSluggman 9 месяцев назад +75

      Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him

    • @zoso1up
      @zoso1up 9 месяцев назад +10

      Lmao

    • @davidm.2141
      @davidm.2141 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@zoso1up me too! 😂

    • @BeautyMarkRush
      @BeautyMarkRush 9 месяцев назад +36

      That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached

  • @Justacatlmao
    @Justacatlmao 9 месяцев назад +7937

    As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’

    • @Jacson_23
      @Jacson_23 9 месяцев назад +582

      Your dad is a real man. 👏

    • @therealsteel1634
      @therealsteel1634 9 месяцев назад +77

      ​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way

    • @winterphuntasm
      @winterphuntasm 9 месяцев назад +206

      Chad dad

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 9 месяцев назад +60

      @@jar207 hres the alt

    • @ix7958
      @ix7958 9 месяцев назад +58

      @@therealsteel1634 heres the main

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 9 месяцев назад +29275

    That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 9 месяцев назад +541

      Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 9 месяцев назад +1046

      He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray

    • @bottledstorm7770
      @bottledstorm7770 9 месяцев назад +553

      This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection

    • @sallyskellington3024
      @sallyskellington3024 9 месяцев назад +83

      😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!

    • @julianvillalba7997
      @julianvillalba7997 9 месяцев назад +33

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 2 месяца назад +632

    "You wanna know what I did with her later?"
    And be an accessory after the fact? Hell no

  • @lazerduckzilla
    @lazerduckzilla 9 месяцев назад +21518

    his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@boogers69420cope

    • @KindaKin7
      @KindaKin7 9 месяцев назад +296

      This is the best comment 😂

    • @Y.T.STachi
      @Y.T.STachi 9 месяцев назад +364

      @@jar207 Truer words has never been spoken comrade
      alphas keep persevering. . .
      . . .in being creepy

    • @lukasdarras-bruce3855
      @lukasdarras-bruce3855 9 месяцев назад +75

      “It’s a cruel world we live in”

    • @themajesticspider-man6116
      @themajesticspider-man6116 9 месяцев назад +23

      Lmaooo

  • @_averagedude_1545
    @_averagedude_1545 9 месяцев назад +33750

    Rejecting a rejection is crazy

    • @shinraix5041
      @shinraix5041 9 месяцев назад +651

      What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along

    • @CarpeNutella
      @CarpeNutella 9 месяцев назад +185

      My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 9 месяцев назад +327

      There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund.
      But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 9 месяцев назад +72

      ​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women

    • @FercPolo
      @FercPolo 9 месяцев назад +21

      Personally, sure. But if you're talking sales it's literally the whole game. Why do you think salesmen are the way they are?

  • @B0wtieguy
    @B0wtieguy 9 месяцев назад +3346

    This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.

    • @nicholaswroblewski3069
      @nicholaswroblewski3069 9 месяцев назад +154

      definitely checking the weather app

    • @Levonaire
      @Levonaire 9 месяцев назад +123

      You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤

    • @venndogsun
      @venndogsun 9 месяцев назад +38

      in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao

    • @matthewmccurry1
      @matthewmccurry1 9 месяцев назад +10

      You really think he even shows up to them?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yep

  • @williamsleetiii3048
    @williamsleetiii3048 Месяц назад +202

    My favorite Charlie quote now “out of all the things that have never happened, this is the thing that has never happened the most” 4:56

    • @Not_Mono4
      @Not_Mono4 28 дней назад +1

      What a bunch of bologna

    • @certified_crab
      @certified_crab 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@Not_Mono4 profile brothers

    • @Not_Mono4
      @Not_Mono4 3 дня назад +1

      @@certified_crab brother

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 9 месяцев назад +24622

    “You don’t always have to accept her rejection.”
    You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.

    • @BlueFlames094
      @BlueFlames094 9 месяцев назад +144

      Exactly.

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 9 месяцев назад +373

      Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 9 месяцев назад +67

      Lovely day for RUclips replies

    • @rah.248
      @rah.248 9 месяцев назад +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @johnnybaxter1953
      @johnnybaxter1953 9 месяцев назад +1

      You didn't watch the full video did you

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes 9 месяцев назад +3658

    Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered

    • @wlow_music
      @wlow_music 9 месяцев назад +27

      😂😂😂

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 9 месяцев назад +43

      Lost one argument**** 😂

    • @LG-lp7cl
      @LG-lp7cl 6 месяцев назад +3

      Good lord this is perfect!

    • @UlquiorraMAL
      @UlquiorraMAL 4 месяца назад +8

      But people actually gave him money, they are worst than him.

    • @thegamingshiba
      @thegamingshiba 3 месяца назад

      I’d be joking too but I really cannot make fun of anyone’s parental relationship, especially compared to mine lol

  • @ShellyBean3
    @ShellyBean3 9 месяцев назад +6370

    It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.

    • @Kiseki_mangos
      @Kiseki_mangos 9 месяцев назад +375

      If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 9 месяцев назад +114

      Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 9 месяцев назад

      It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross

    • @ShellyBean3
      @ShellyBean3 9 месяцев назад +168

      @@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh

    • @fiat_ow7876
      @fiat_ow7876 9 месяцев назад

      Works on women with a barely functioning brain. So 30%. Same with men

  • @notClaudiaAgain
    @notClaudiaAgain 2 месяца назад +855

    “A Galactus level threat to getting laid” is one of the best sentences ever constructed 😂😂 demolished him in one go

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 9 месяцев назад +3284

    "You do not have to accept her rejection"
    Jail speedrun, any %.

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 9 месяцев назад +66

      Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 9 месяцев назад +5

      another reason why we get grapists

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 9 месяцев назад

      ​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +8

      I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.

  • @Sidera17
    @Sidera17 9 месяцев назад +18949

    "Enter the female mind.".
    This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 9 месяцев назад

      his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 9 месяцев назад +173

      Hahahahah😂

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 9 месяцев назад

      He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.

    • @kills12kills
      @kills12kills 9 месяцев назад

      He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 9 месяцев назад +86

      😂😭

  • @GeekNymph
    @GeekNymph 9 месяцев назад +3559

    this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 9 месяцев назад +74

      He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see

    • @ALTEMERI
      @ALTEMERI 9 месяцев назад +26

      ​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him

    • @razzytack
      @razzytack 9 месяцев назад +22

      The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself

    • @kingslayersecondchannel7787
      @kingslayersecondchannel7787 9 месяцев назад +4

      Idk I kinda believe him

    • @1108-g1q
      @1108-g1q 9 месяцев назад +6

      It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.

  • @thesuperjoe
    @thesuperjoe Месяц назад +64

    What’s so ironic is a lot of these “dating gurus” probably haven’t had an intimate relationship in years

    • @david_cazalwa
      @david_cazalwa 10 дней назад +3

      Lol true
      This one I'm firmly certain is straight-up a virgin lol 😂😂😂
      He's a scammer tho, only needs to sell the image, the idea of success anyways 🤣🤣

  • @letsgosleep
    @letsgosleep 9 месяцев назад +8071

    “You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao

    • @Metrocity616
      @Metrocity616 9 месяцев назад +133

      Love the Kaiba reference

    • @SSName
      @SSName 9 месяцев назад +72

      @@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links

    • @torybeaudet3820
      @torybeaudet3820 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@SSNamedid he rly?

    • @SSName
      @SSName 9 месяцев назад +45

      @@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable

    • @Chronotide
      @Chronotide 9 месяцев назад +1

      Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has

  • @Bextie
    @Bextie 9 месяцев назад +9664

    'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god

    • @oneofthekindscarf8612
      @oneofthekindscarf8612 9 месяцев назад +96

      Wow, look at em bots

    • @Indybone
      @Indybone 9 месяцев назад +10

      No means yes 😂

    • @clkgtr12
      @clkgtr12 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Indybonereminds me of the bill burr bit

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 9 месяцев назад +127

      Well of course it sounds bad when you take it out of context. You don't do this straight away. It's an advanced technique, you only do this after you've broken her down emotionally and psychologically, perhaps are blackmailing her with revenge porn or at least threatening to kill her dog. You got to establish yourself as the type of guy she respects first.

    • @i_like_lemons
      @i_like_lemons 9 месяцев назад +108

      @@MultiChrisjb I know this is a joke, but fucking hell.

  • @JensSkalbeck
    @JensSkalbeck 9 месяцев назад +2180

    "Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 9 месяцев назад +253

      make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!

    • @chemistry-ij9pb
      @chemistry-ij9pb 9 месяцев назад +3

      dude it’s a woman, not a dude

    • @maskedrebel9670
      @maskedrebel9670 9 месяцев назад +66

      @@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 9 месяцев назад +22

      Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm

    • @ZalemMoon
      @ZalemMoon 9 месяцев назад +92

      As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...

  • @xaikochan90x
    @xaikochan90x 2 месяца назад +57

    How to get introduced to my pepper spray in 10 seconds or less: everything this dude said

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 9 месяцев назад +3519

    When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.

    • @domainmojo2162
      @domainmojo2162 9 месяцев назад +38

      Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.

    • @MoAdan28
      @MoAdan28 9 месяцев назад +271

      @@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 9 месяцев назад +5

      Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂

    • @justaguyontheinternet7104
      @justaguyontheinternet7104 9 месяцев назад +59

      Big difference between confidence and arrogance.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 9 месяцев назад +4535

    I’ve experienced a “No. It’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.

    • @PrettyVulgar92
      @PrettyVulgar92 9 месяцев назад +222

      When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +176

      Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 9 месяцев назад +81

      I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 9 месяцев назад

      since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear?
      we need natural selection to start kicking in again

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 9 месяцев назад +65

      Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.

  • @gxl4431
    @gxl4431 9 месяцев назад +2815

    If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside

    • @Aethemix
      @Aethemix 9 месяцев назад +357

      I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv 9 месяцев назад +48

      Don't worry we'll find a way inside......

    • @paintedfingernail2308
      @paintedfingernail2308 9 месяцев назад +144

      ​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.

    • @jeremywinst
      @jeremywinst 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@jeremywinstits shitty

  • @GrimeB
    @GrimeB 3 месяца назад +138

    1:24 hes a fressional dating coach though

    • @HATER47
      @HATER47 2 месяца назад +11

      I like that he doesn't know how to say "professional"

    • @burnlastsunday
      @burnlastsunday Месяц назад

      HAHAHAHA

  • @drakebrasche092
    @drakebrasche092 9 месяцев назад +2206

    This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph

    • @ki.44524
      @ki.44524 9 месяцев назад +12

      LOL

    • @TheImperialSoviet
      @TheImperialSoviet 8 месяцев назад +35

      Brother's as smooth as a crash landing.

    • @Finn_the_stoned
      @Finn_the_stoned 8 месяцев назад +42

      only thing smooth about him is his brain

    • @raddog6894
      @raddog6894 8 месяцев назад +9

      I've seen smoother mountain ranges

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 8 месяцев назад +1

      That’s not smooth at all.

  • @crystalcove99
    @crystalcove99 9 месяцев назад +1099

    Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection."
    Him: "oh shit now what"

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 9 месяцев назад

      “My kink IS to kinkshame!”

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 9 месяцев назад +69

      he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

    • @DokkanTrooper
      @DokkanTrooper 9 месяцев назад +6

      lmfaooo

    • @redcobra1246
      @redcobra1246 9 месяцев назад +43

      Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one

    • @rayenswift8843
      @rayenswift8843 9 месяцев назад +32

      ​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection

  • @guudbyenme3399
    @guudbyenme3399 9 месяцев назад +2249

    "Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."

  • @Churromuncher
    @Churromuncher 3 месяца назад +50

    13:31 that is the laugh of a hurt man

    • @user-rr3sq8mh8x
      @user-rr3sq8mh8x Месяц назад

      Yes! Like someone record video and non stop for 30 minutes telling us he don’t care and not hurt him, repeating more and more being sad.

    • @inexistentenouniverso9230
      @inexistentenouniverso9230 7 дней назад

      It sounds like he's about to cry

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 9 месяцев назад +2275

    This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 9 месяцев назад +410

      Match made in hell 🫶

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 9 месяцев назад +201

      Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 9 месяцев назад +127

      What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yep

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 9 месяцев назад +57

      @@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 9 месяцев назад +1296

    Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao

    • @curtisnielsen9540
      @curtisnielsen9540 9 месяцев назад +9

      full on lmao

    • @seantv1510
      @seantv1510 9 месяцев назад +59

      Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 9 месяцев назад

      PORN. SAY IT

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 9 месяцев назад

      You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all.
      I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.

    • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
      @CrayolaCoffeeBean 9 месяцев назад +37

      @@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol

  • @Adventurerer
    @Adventurerer 9 месяцев назад +1597

    when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 9 месяцев назад +68

      I think he confused tinder for pornhub

    • @CorvineCadaver
      @CorvineCadaver 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭

    • @Orion_Otaku
      @Orion_Otaku 8 месяцев назад +35

      Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺
      They probably don't even want him either.

    • @Delt4_Cr4wfish
      @Delt4_Cr4wfish 8 месяцев назад +9

      More like victims.

    • @dmachine6140
      @dmachine6140 8 месяцев назад +3

      All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true

  • @semi-oto
    @semi-oto Месяц назад +9

    the consequences of not accepting rejections is what could lead someone behind bars

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 9 месяцев назад +5592

    “Will you date me”
    “No. Leave me alone.”
    “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 9 месяцев назад +165

      Chad mindset 💀

    • @TLAMB2008
      @TLAMB2008 9 месяцев назад +92

      If you get in the van I'll give you candy!

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 9 месяцев назад +8

      Lol!

    • @sixfootundertheseafloor
      @sixfootundertheseafloor 9 месяцев назад +52

      @@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 9 месяцев назад +12

      It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail

  • @yourballsdeep8107
    @yourballsdeep8107 9 месяцев назад +1711

    Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.

    • @Fantasyze
      @Fantasyze 9 месяцев назад +63

      They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip

    • @Big_Ballz11111
      @Big_Ballz11111 9 месяцев назад +3

      Nice profile😩

    • @crawled2
      @crawled2 9 месяцев назад +28

      ​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs

    • @lordsneed9418
      @lordsneed9418 9 месяцев назад

      you might not be aware of this but some girls actually want a guy to try and ask them out more than once before they say yes because they want to see that the guy really likes her or talk to him more before going out on a date. You might not be aware of this if your only experience is dating apps or hitting up girls on through dms though.

  • @josebatxu32
    @josebatxu32 9 месяцев назад +1020

    Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique

    • @nerooyeye2196
      @nerooyeye2196 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 9 месяцев назад

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @harryandthedickersons
      @harryandthedickersons 9 месяцев назад

      Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 9 месяцев назад +16

      Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂

    • @natashahickey5758
      @natashahickey5758 9 месяцев назад +1

      🛌 goodnight 😂😂

  • @PovLacking
    @PovLacking 3 месяца назад +33

    12:59 he looks like he was just crying

  • @Joghe5
    @Joghe5 8 месяцев назад +1706

    "That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 8 месяцев назад +18

      Lmao I know I laughed out loud for real when I heard that 😂😂

    • @Sharon56-h4t
      @Sharon56-h4t 7 месяцев назад +1

      Genius 😂

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 6 месяцев назад

      RIGHT

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 6 месяцев назад +4

      “That is the most didn’t happen shit”

    • @stutterpunk9573
      @stutterpunk9573 6 месяцев назад

      LITERALLYYYY SAMEEEE that and "point three, repeating of course," every time anything is 0.333 lol

  • @RealZefrety67
    @RealZefrety67 9 месяцев назад +612

    “You didn’t get the job”
    *Shows Up In Uniform The Next Day*

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 9 месяцев назад +41

      Ngl this is a non-sinister and hilarious way to try and score a job.

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@princesssheogorath1979Ehhhh idk about that one

    • @casualcookin3893
      @casualcookin3893 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@princesssheogorath1979 Its highly idiotic

    • @DetectivePlays0
      @DetectivePlays0 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@casualcookin3893it has worked before

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +1

      It has worked. Corporate America is that screwed up.

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 9 месяцев назад +479

    Also, his lisp makes ALL of this dramatically better.

    • @Bluewaterbottle
      @Bluewaterbottle 9 месяцев назад +32

      Honestly it’s prob his villain origin story

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 9 месяцев назад +25

      yeees the lisp and his teeth make this entire video lmao

    • @Ralph-Rainier
      @Ralph-Rainier 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@smidgenI just noticed 💀his teeth is RANCID. He must've had the power of corrosive breath to pull girls in.

  • @insanepopcorn
    @insanepopcorn День назад +2

    100k women in 2 years, that’s matching with 137 women a day. Pretty impressive.

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 9 месяцев назад +1741

    "Not forceful"
    *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*

    • @TheFuriousNightFury
      @TheFuriousNightFury 9 месяцев назад +190

      ​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off.
      You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled

    • @MedicoreMacaroni
      @MedicoreMacaroni 9 месяцев назад +121

      ​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol

    • @kubadzejkob332
      @kubadzejkob332 9 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize

    • @frankie11998
      @frankie11998 9 месяцев назад +55

      "im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged"
      i doubt that 💀💀

  • @havokzthename
    @havokzthename 9 месяцев назад +1000

    The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 9 месяцев назад +11

      Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 9 месяцев назад +6

      You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 9 месяцев назад

      @@AngryDad. Alpha Dom is the name of the moron in the video.

  • @PurveyorOfTrash
    @PurveyorOfTrash 9 месяцев назад +1789

    Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 9 месяцев назад +47

      So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 9 месяцев назад +248

      @@Hairy-eyes Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩

    • @OldDannyDevito
      @OldDannyDevito 9 месяцев назад +153

      ​@@Hairy-eyes good luck when dropping the soap on jail man

    • @Hairy-eyes
      @Hairy-eyes 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity"
      IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪

  • @AIopekis
    @AIopekis Месяц назад +4

    I feel like anyone who would start off their conversation with "You don't need to accept her rejection" should probably be put on a watchlist and closely monitored.

  • @achilleankyber7703
    @achilleankyber7703 9 месяцев назад +751

    The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser

    • @fringe394
      @fringe394 9 месяцев назад +50

      Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen

    • @Lilithnunacarrot
      @Lilithnunacarrot 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394

    • @Videeooo
      @Videeooo 8 месяцев назад

      @@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.

    • @user-rr3sq8mh8x
      @user-rr3sq8mh8x Месяц назад

      The teeth and no care of face hair (mustache and beard) is best sign to “ there was a lot of time since last time any woman was close to me”. Or he must going to sort of worsts bars and pubs and speak only with totally drunk woman who lost sense of smell and taste.

  • @TheDaftySage
    @TheDaftySage 9 месяцев назад +97

    "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" - Adam Savage

    • @overdrivedrinker8284
      @overdrivedrinker8284 9 месяцев назад +1

      “Nice, Dungeon Master!”
      “What? No, Mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeon Master?”

  • @cassiejohnson9410
    @cassiejohnson9410 8 месяцев назад +1303

    him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.

    • @karuxoe5938
      @karuxoe5938 7 месяцев назад +74

      nah cuz im pretty sure he fucking cried and is trying to pretend he's just laughing look at his eyes and hear the way his voice cracks

    • @RegularDude-gm2mc
      @RegularDude-gm2mc 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@karuxoe5938he 100% cried, no doubt

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 6 месяцев назад

      HIs lisp is also annoying (not annoying because he has a lisp, but annoying cos he's an ass and the lisp adds to that).

    • @artimus4198
      @artimus4198 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@RegularDude-gm2mcthe

  • @lockendlmao
    @lockendlmao 2 месяца назад +51

    3:14 none of these words are in the Bible

    • @saucetiny
      @saucetiny Месяц назад +2

      ts got me cryin

    • @Redeemer2203
      @Redeemer2203 Месяц назад +4

      You don’t remember when Jesus brought about discord?

    • @Fecalesque
      @Fecalesque 5 дней назад

      Jesus said, "hey bro..."

  • @CrazyGrlXP
    @CrazyGrlXP 9 месяцев назад +1327

    As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 9 месяцев назад +64

      But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 9 месяцев назад

      @@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲

    • @jacobhall2628
      @jacobhall2628 9 месяцев назад +28

      thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam 9 месяцев назад

      @@jacobhall2628 ok??

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️
      dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall 9 месяцев назад +745

    “You don’t have to accept her rejection”
    OFFICER THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT THERE.

    • @ryangreen2460
      @ryangreen2460 9 месяцев назад +11

      POLICE!!! HELP!!!!

    • @RUNKKULIIKEMIES
      @RUNKKULIIKEMIES 9 месяцев назад +15

      l reject your arrest

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 9 месяцев назад +3

      This is my favourite thread here lol

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lol yea

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 9 месяцев назад +7

      If only cops actually protect and serve instead of being clean up crew after the women get assaulted

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 9 месяцев назад +5959

    That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.

    • @kl41256-p
      @kl41256-p 9 месяцев назад +111

      Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 9 месяцев назад +30

      Same thing

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 9 месяцев назад +31

      I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 9 месяцев назад +62

      All of these "alpha trainers" are.

    • @s.h.a5921
      @s.h.a5921 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him

  • @Mr.Mustachio-i9j
    @Mr.Mustachio-i9j 12 дней назад +12

    0:51 YES YOU DO

    • @Tobito-
      @Tobito- 7 дней назад

      doesnt he kinda look like asmongold

  • @jeffery9543
    @jeffery9543 9 месяцев назад +475

    I think the moment anyone says "you don't have to accept a rejection", that person should be assigned a parole officer to oversee all of their social interactions for the next few months.

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 9 месяцев назад +18

      For real. There should be a "creep" registry next to the sex offender registry

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt 9 месяцев назад

      should go to a psych ward

    • @monkiman1909
      @monkiman1909 9 месяцев назад +2

      (years)

    • @csbsip
      @csbsip 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dani-Claw😭😭 actually such a good idea

    • @cube_2430
      @cube_2430 9 месяцев назад

      @@monkiman1909 (decades)

  • @Victoria-pr4xe
    @Victoria-pr4xe 9 месяцев назад +248

    If a man disrespected me saying 'no, I'm not giving you my number' by handing me his phone and telling me to put it in, I'm seeing how far I can frisbee it.

    • @TheRealAshtray
      @TheRealAshtray 9 месяцев назад +68

      grab it and ask if you can throw it. when he says no, do it anyways. then when he undoubtedly goes “wtf” just say you thought no meant yes to him.

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 9 месяцев назад +17

      @TheRealAshtray this is so fucking funny i love that. i lost my shit

    • @user-xt6bf2dq8t
      @user-xt6bf2dq8t 9 месяцев назад

      You just hit my unborn child

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheBeggies95 I will lol, try me

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@TheRealAshtray😂😂😂 love it

  • @kartoffelhexe
    @kartoffelhexe 9 месяцев назад +497

    "You don’t always have to accept her rejection."
    Yes. Yes, you do.

    • @starvader6604
      @starvader6604 9 месяцев назад +6

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 9 месяцев назад +3

      excatly and those that dont end up in prison

    • @Wentr-z
      @Wentr-z 9 месяцев назад

      pretty sure its bait dude relax.

    • @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx
      @GirlWhoDoesStuffxx 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@Wentr-z Even if it's bait, it's incredibly irresponsible and dangerous to put out into the world

    • @ma13volent
      @ma13volent 9 месяцев назад

      @@Wentr-z Just because it's "bait" doesn't mean there aren't some actual fucking douchebag creeps out there who WILL take his "bait" "aDvIcE"

  • @karanaki_3256
    @karanaki_3256 2 месяца назад +77

    As someone in the kink community… it’s so clear he’s never done shit. Kink is SO DISCUSSED, and you meet usually in kinky places/on online kink platforms. You don’t just convince anyone to do it, the people who wanna do kink will be in those spaces. Calling yourself “the master of ropes” might be the biggest red flag 😭
    The most important thing with kink is safe,sane, and CONSENSUAL!!!!! If anyone is forcing you to do anything you don’t want that is a horrrriblleeee dom and you should stay so far away. I’ve had hour long discussions about boundaries before play, the fact the word boundary doesn’t come up once is 💀

    • @Yapity111
      @Yapity111 Месяц назад

      I guarantee if this guy ever gets laid, it's by some kind of cosmic alignment the likes of which we'll never see again. He just talks and acts EXACTLY like someone who wants to act like he's the sex master, but doesn't know anything beyond the most basic p in V sex

    • @DabNaggit
      @DabNaggit Месяц назад +4

      "The ropes" refers to those BS "ancient Chinese sex secrets" things that were advertised in the back of porno mags in the 90s. My guy was reading Dad's Penthouse collection and thought it was a real thing and now uses it in conversation.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 9 месяцев назад +1393

    Immediate red flags are:
    A. He uses TikTok
    B. Puts Alpha in front of his name
    C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches
    D. Claims to understand the female mind
    E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 9 месяцев назад +53

      E: he claims to understand the female mind

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@simonsmith1974thank you

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 9 месяцев назад +21

      F: Long nails

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 9 месяцев назад +45

      F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.

    • @Y.T.STachi
      @Y.T.STachi 9 месяцев назад +5

      I'll go for red flag C. Claims he has 100k Tinder matches

  • @honeyswann
    @honeyswann 9 месяцев назад +922

    Saw the words “alpha” and female” and that’s all I needed know.

    • @thehalohunter
      @thehalohunter 9 месяцев назад +4

      69 likes? Lemme fix that

    • @Schinzo__
      @Schinzo__ 9 месяцев назад +1

      You just not an alpha 😊

    • @pvt.bushmann5903
      @pvt.bushmann5903 9 месяцев назад +92

      @boogers69420 What's wrong is that people, women in particular, find that sort of jargon off-putting, creepy even. It suggests that the person views them as more an object, a possession to be taken even.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 9 месяцев назад

      ​@boogers69420 Your bait is weak just like your bloodline.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 9 месяцев назад +46

      ​​@boogers69420Obvious bait is obvious lmfao. Get a life lil' bro.

  • @IzznyxtheWitch
    @IzznyxtheWitch 9 месяцев назад +742

    I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.

    • @trance7443
      @trance7443 9 месяцев назад +73

      @@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?

    • @Moo77717
      @Moo77717 9 месяцев назад +95

      ​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was
      1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS.
      2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect.
      Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.

    • @supascoobaslush
      @supascoobaslush 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom

    • @theemaster1018
      @theemaster1018 9 месяцев назад

      😭

  • @gordon8
    @gordon8 Месяц назад +17

    Literally be yourself is the best advice for any person in any relationship.

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 9 месяцев назад +928

    He has this nerd lisp. Together with the comb over, the sunglasses from yesteryear, the leather jacket that doesn't fit and the fake alpha persona, this is going great for him. He couldn't look more under pressure to perform if he was in the cast of Saw. Sometimes faking it till you make it, just doesn't get you there.

    • @Jazzspartinz
      @Jazzspartinz 9 месяцев назад +24

      Da- DA- DAYUM😧

    • @treali
      @treali 9 месяцев назад

      In the last video his teeth are disgusting. They're so yellow and so disfigured.

    • @elpeluca7780
      @elpeluca7780 9 месяцев назад +24

      Shaming someone over a lisp is a bad look. The rest of your comment is fine.

    • @treali
      @treali 9 месяцев назад +11

      Watch his teeth in the final clip.

    • @vadox1419
      @vadox1419 9 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@elpeluca7780 Just put some effort in and learn to speak.

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 9 месяцев назад +644

    "He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order

    • @NotUp2Much
      @NotUp2Much 9 месяцев назад +6

      real

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 9 месяцев назад +16

      He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.

    • @JosephineArmstrong-l1u
      @JosephineArmstrong-l1u 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 9 месяцев назад +1

      Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point

    • @noonecares7730
      @noonecares7730 9 месяцев назад +2

      Palmala Handerson counts bro.

  • @cjevans3640
    @cjevans3640 9 месяцев назад +931

    A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 9 месяцев назад +106

      Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.

    • @geewizlana
      @geewizlana 9 месяцев назад +77

      And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 9 месяцев назад +72

      Not accepting rejection is for rapists.

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yup. You right.

    • @jaden7858
      @jaden7858 9 месяцев назад +20

      persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas

  • @paultjie123
    @paultjie123 Месяц назад +5

    Here's a hint: If you ask someone out and they don't accept it. than do this:
    1. Accept her opinion.
    2. your allowed to ask why, if she wants to explain.
    3. Go on with your life.

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos 9 месяцев назад +311

    His video responding to the hate comments just proved that everything was a facade. He tried so hard to force a laugh that it actually looked like he was about to burst into tears.

  • @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc
    @MichaelRobinson-zs7yc 9 месяцев назад +671

    “The most didn’t happen shit of all time” I am crying Charlie

    • @cams7757
      @cams7757 9 месяцев назад +9

      i’ve been laughing for 5 mins straight replaying that one line

    • @lookluke4063
      @lookluke4063 9 месяцев назад +6

      4:59 😳

    • @honorabletrap6420
      @honorabletrap6420 9 месяцев назад

      He said this just right, more truer words have never left his lips

  • @hiagustres
    @hiagustres 9 месяцев назад +717

    That guy's voice, lisp and reaction to "haters" tells all I need to know

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 9 месяцев назад +42

      He seems like he has a bit of the tism, no self awareness whatsoever😬

    • @JILLY21
      @JILLY21 9 месяцев назад +2

      Stopp😂😂

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 9 месяцев назад

      ​@abbiereynolds8016 More like narcissism, no tistic would ever behave like this, they don't find themselves to be the hottest shit, I know that for personal experience, my spergistic ass would know

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that lisp suggests he's not as into girls as he thinks he is. Talk about armoured closet.

    • @incompetentbozolol.523
      @incompetentbozolol.523 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@abbiereynolds8016 that is most definitely NOT how autism works, i know because i have it and i know many MANY people with it

  • @maxthibodeau3627
    @maxthibodeau3627 Месяц назад +4

    bro learned how to parry rejection.

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 9 месяцев назад +765

    It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier

    • @Possumkingthefirst
      @Possumkingthefirst 9 месяцев назад +88

      Yknow I don’t condone bullying people…
      But

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 9 месяцев назад +31

      Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 9 месяцев назад

      "wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"

    • @lohengrin4009
      @lohengrin4009 9 месяцев назад +7

      Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee

  • @GrandmaRavenLovesYou
    @GrandmaRavenLovesYou 9 месяцев назад +1676

    I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND.
    Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 9 месяцев назад +154

      Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 9 месяцев назад +192

      "thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*

    • @sk8rot
      @sk8rot 9 месяцев назад +56

      @@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized

    • @NoName-ct4pm
      @NoName-ct4pm 9 месяцев назад +151

      Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 9 месяцев назад +17

      Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move

  • @kassandrad6540
    @kassandrad6540 9 месяцев назад +6863

    “I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
    My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 9 месяцев назад +23

      😹😹😹😹

    • @ricoambro
      @ricoambro 9 месяцев назад

      That probably registers as foreplay for this guy

    • @cathytice6370
      @cathytice6370 9 месяцев назад +312

      See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu 9 месяцев назад +40

      Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.

    • @muro2904
      @muro2904 9 месяцев назад

      @@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.

  • @BenjaminGarza-j6m
    @BenjaminGarza-j6m 10 дней назад +4

    with the 100,000 tinder matches, that means about 137 women a DAY

  • @mychannel8809
    @mychannel8809 9 месяцев назад +558

    I love him saying he’s a professional dating coach and then proceeding to drop an F bomb in every sentence

    • @Chestersqueak
      @Chestersqueak 9 месяцев назад +14

      My EXACT thought

    • @lissy2000us
      @lissy2000us 9 месяцев назад +17

      That’s what I was thinking! So creepy. That guy wouldn’t even have to talk to me for me to avoid him.

    • @ItsZombiefied
      @ItsZombiefied 9 месяцев назад +3

      I curse like a sailor and now my confidence is going down the drain rapidly, oh well.

    • @kaptjo8175
      @kaptjo8175 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@ItsZombiefied they mean him saying female not him cursing, to my knowledge most women dislike being referred to as females and that is why him referring to them as such all the time is funny.

    • @KalinTheZola
      @KalinTheZola 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@kaptjo8175 Yeah, women don't typically like being referred to as a female outside of a clinical or academic setting where that might make more sense. You call a dog a female and not a woman. When used by people like this guy it's often intended to think lesser of them, like calling a man a boy to look down on him.

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 9 месяцев назад +4470

    “Guess what I did with her later”
    gives off
    “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy.
    Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 9 месяцев назад +140

      Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)

    • @Munchticles
      @Munchticles 9 месяцев назад +181

      Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.

    • @collinherrin4596
      @collinherrin4596 9 месяцев назад

      He probably does only go for girls that are still in school

    • @wardcraft9106
      @wardcraft9106 9 месяцев назад +133

      @boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself

    • @johnwrath3612
      @johnwrath3612 9 месяцев назад +35

      That gives off more of a “her severed head is in the outside freezer” energy

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 9 месяцев назад +290

    He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom

    • @jedclampett631
      @jedclampett631 9 месяцев назад +21

      He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...

    • @GaryEckhoff
      @GaryEckhoff 9 месяцев назад +7

      Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.

    • @vamvam7690
      @vamvam7690 9 месяцев назад

      Mothers basement*

  • @happydewd
    @happydewd 2 месяца назад +24

    2:59 "you would have to look past this red flag, and this red flag, oh and don't forget this one(this ones a real big one), and don't worry! there's more!"

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 9 месяцев назад +851

    “Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”

    • @_tired-_
      @_tired-_ 8 месяцев назад +32

      Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3

    • @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond
      @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond 8 месяцев назад +15

      That's a list of red flags bigger than the Soviet Union, good Lord...
      (P.S. I now have a new snek in my favorites. Thank you for having this blessed picture as your pfp.)

    • @alexandria1663
      @alexandria1663 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Omigosh you’re welcome friend God bless ❤️ we gotta spread awareness for God’s silliest snek

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 8 месяцев назад +9

      Him: "I have several other women."
      Me: "Great, go call one of them."

  • @frankenfurterr3432
    @frankenfurterr3432 9 месяцев назад +572

    the whole part where he talks about “well you have to be ok with kink blah blah” when kink is all about consent and yet hes doing the opposite 💀

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 9 месяцев назад

      Exactly! These dimwatts ALWAYS forget that kink is about trust and consent with people we know on a deeper connection with, not some rando strutting his junk in our face for attention.
      Dude's rehearsing a script from an adult film as his 'experience' with women, selling dreams to clowns who'll believe it.

    • @yeetymcneety
      @yeetymcneety 9 месяцев назад

      He was totally kicked from his local kink scene for this, his ass did NOT "leave" it

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 9 месяцев назад +740

    Absolutely mind-boggling how this guy just disregards basic respect and consent. Scary to think he's got an audience ready to swallow this hook, line, and sinker. Wish there was more emphasis on genuine understanding rather than playing games.

    • @JK7H
      @JK7H 9 месяцев назад +15

      In the last video the guy was actually crying, i doubt he has any amount of support

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 9 месяцев назад +6

      i don’t think it’s that deep
      just a goofy guy repeating things he’s heard online

    • @georgetsoukalas1409
      @georgetsoukalas1409 9 месяцев назад +7

      100% agree with that last sentence. Thats one of my big issues with the red pill movement and modern feminism. They have replaced honest relationships with a pseudo-game of chess where you have to constantly manipulate your partner like they are your enemy or something. Just tell the truth and see what happens. If it ends things, maybe its for the best.

    • @eupo5936
      @eupo5936 9 месяцев назад

      it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent.
      the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place.
      he is a degenerate with no class.
      you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic.
      i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross.
      but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home.
      the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever.
      this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.

    • @kermitthefrog5446
      @kermitthefrog5446 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@georgetsoukalas1409 when has modern feminism ever done that? and don’t say on twitter

  • @rapanuikapu904
    @rapanuikapu904 2 дня назад +1

    I refuse to beleive people like this exist. This dude sounds like a random encounter in gta

  • @Gutslayer
    @Gutslayer 9 месяцев назад +2102

    Aliens wouldn’t even have to audacity to follow his advice

    • @XParasiteOctoling
      @XParasiteOctoling 9 месяцев назад +8

      I can confirm

    • @Whatisbrojabberingabt
      @Whatisbrojabberingabt 9 месяцев назад +21

      Zeeble zoogle vorp zop 👽🙏

    • @Brownsharts
      @Brownsharts 9 месяцев назад

      Aliens are more advanced than us, no shit they wouldn't follow his advice. He's like a turd in the porta potty compared to an alien

    • @BoyMonty
      @BoyMonty 9 месяцев назад

      @itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 i hope you can finally get ur first brain cell soon

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 9 месяцев назад +6

      I took his advice and pulled a misdemeanor 😊

  • @foxi13x
    @foxi13x 9 месяцев назад +586

    "he's a smooth operator here"
    more like smooth criminal, without the smooth part

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 9 месяцев назад +35

      YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
      YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
      ...
      ...
      AAAA
      CRIMINAL!

    • @fart4453
      @fart4453 9 месяцев назад +35

      Smooth brain criminal

    • @stonnyj
      @stonnyj 9 месяцев назад +3

      He has the smooth part, his brain

    • @benisprobablyangry239
      @benisprobablyangry239 9 месяцев назад

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      A sex criminal

    • @amberb.6626
      @amberb.6626 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's more like smooth brain 🧠

  • @alexandra6188
    @alexandra6188 9 месяцев назад +584

    If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

    • @tianag8513
      @tianag8513 8 месяцев назад

      That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old

    • @CallMeKes
      @CallMeKes 8 месяцев назад +4

      Using this.

    • @SettaWyd
      @SettaWyd 8 месяцев назад

      @@CallMeKes on who bruh, you are not even close to pretty enough for someone to want to be in a 200 meter radius

    • @Jono_1987
      @Jono_1987 7 месяцев назад +15

      Change his mums number to your name and tell him send me what ya packing bad boy wink and walk away 😂😂

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 Месяц назад +3

    When you get a dating coach that looks like THEY need a dating coach... you know you fucked up.

  • @AKI111108
    @AKI111108 9 месяцев назад +212

    He records in his car because either A: His roommates say he's too loud or B: lives with parents and doesnt want to upset them either.

    • @lordbobert4029
      @lordbobert4029 9 месяцев назад +39

      Option C: He lives in his car

    • @AKI111108
      @AKI111108 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@lordbobert4029 damn always another option

  • @beasty7063
    @beasty7063 9 месяцев назад +306

    100k matches and 1,000 woman wanted to date him? That’s a 1 percent rate. You’d have better better luck catching a shiny mewtwo at full health

    • @lun4r.h4ze
      @lun4r.h4ze 9 месяцев назад +20

      Anyone could get 100k matches if you swipe right on one million people too😂

    • @beasty7063
      @beasty7063 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@lun4r.h4ze yeah that’s true

    • @user-kx5en8dg7u
      @user-kx5en8dg7u 9 месяцев назад +2

      the real question is how large is his tinder radius that he has matched 100,000 women

    • @poeticeevee6623
      @poeticeevee6623 9 месяцев назад +7

      95% of them are in fact bots because he swipes for everyone. 4% are guys that think they are going to convert lesbians who also swipe yes to everyone. 0.8% were accidental swipes.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 9 месяцев назад +1

      I love how as far as I know, you’re actually right on the math of the shiny MewTwo catch rate

  • @yungnatediggity
    @yungnatediggity 9 месяцев назад +758

    The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.

    • @Stevebeenhavin
      @Stevebeenhavin 9 месяцев назад +9

      id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy

    • @SarahRegina29
      @SarahRegina29 9 месяцев назад +13

      Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 9 месяцев назад +38

      @@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.

    • @vamvam7690
      @vamvam7690 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@CodyCLIyeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate

    • @CodyCLI
      @CodyCLI 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@vamvam7690 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 2 месяца назад +2

    "Of all the things in the world that have never happened, that has never happened the most." is a phrase I keep coming back to months later lmao

  • @ksteven7
    @ksteven7 9 месяцев назад +648

    "Oh you'll like me, just come to my house and let me tie you up."
    Yep nothing but green flags here.

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans 9 месяцев назад +32

      his house where he has multiple other women

    • @TheElusiveSun
      @TheElusiveSun 9 месяцев назад +36

      Just imagine the girl just wakes up in a basement chained down and in his best deep raspy voice he says...Lets play a game....

    • @BluestTable
      @BluestTable 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheElusiveSun😭 noooo

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@cottoncandysans’body parts in a jar

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 9 месяцев назад +5

      His speech pattern tells me Professor Tate is his role model who convinced him he, too, can be a “professional alpha dating expert”

  • @KampungBaru5dl2drZDF
    @KampungBaru5dl2drZDF 9 месяцев назад +908

    You DO have to accept her rejection, otherwise you'll have to accept the restraining order.

    • @s.n9154
      @s.n9154 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@jar207I would like to see you try give a few bones to a real wolf and see if they accept. Also, Minecraft wolves are not women, the moment you’ll understand that you’ll take a step into the right direction

    • @sub0rLai
      @sub0rLai 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@s.n9154 he's actually right though. i was fed real bones by my boyfriend, dog treats even, and i was like, meh. but then, after eating the 4th bone, I was truly in love.

    • @Chilling-m5z
      @Chilling-m5z 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@jar207 true spoken like a real steve

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@s.n9154 i think dude is being satire. I hope

    • @mxtxora
      @mxtxora 9 месяцев назад

      @@Chilling-m5z he is a miner at work

  • @AngeredHippo
    @AngeredHippo 9 месяцев назад +468

    Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +43

      Even demanding why is annoying.
      -bad vibes
      -creepy
      -I don’t know you
      He’s not going to accept those answers.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 9 месяцев назад +21

      And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No".
      Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook 9 месяцев назад

      A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign 2 месяца назад +5

    _"... Imagine if every day you're approached by guys like,...like...ME?"_

  • @thepaintpad9817
    @thepaintpad9817 6 месяцев назад +1850

    5:00 "Of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened *the most.*" Critikal is one hell of a wordsmith.

    • @rubensf7780
      @rubensf7780 4 месяца назад +87

      “That is *the* most didn’t happen shit of all time”
      Truly a master of language

    • @eerup
      @eerup 4 месяца назад +41

      "what a bunch of bologna. erphhheuuueueuauauuaaaaaaACTUAL horseradish on this story."
      hes got such a way with words

    • @hetzymusic
      @hetzymusic 4 месяца назад +10

      absolute cinema

    • @MrRedrick94
      @MrRedrick94 3 месяца назад +8

      It’s a meme…………….. he did not make that up himself.
      Edit: your quote is not even correct.

    • @eerup
      @eerup 3 месяца назад

      @@MrRedrick94 c c c cry about it!!!!

  • @comatose1818
    @comatose1818 9 месяцев назад +468

    the way his voice breaks in his response to the "hate" really shows how fragile his ego is

    • @axeldude7051
      @axeldude7051 9 месяцев назад +15

      Fr it’s ridiculous how he thinks he has the right to reject the rejections 😭

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 9 месяцев назад +11

      His reaction is so pathetic it makes youtube apologies look dignified 😂

    • @OgblookTheWise
      @OgblookTheWise 5 месяцев назад

      He forgot the ukulele

  • @mikeyangel420
    @mikeyangel420 9 месяцев назад +255

    His "wanna know what I did with her later?" Told me everything I needed to know. A man of little substance, only after one thing. This is why women are so defensive when creeps hit on them.

    • @worldview6218
      @worldview6218 9 месяцев назад

      The sad part is that not only is he after one thing, but he’s clearly a delusional weeb who’s grifting but at the same time trying to like cosplay this fantasy of being a chick magnet that he has in his head when in reality, whether he’s only after one thing and has no substance or or, it’s pretty clear this dude isn’t getting any play, and he DEFINITELY isn’t getting any with his dumb weird little secret arts and dorky pickup lines.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 9 месяцев назад +12

      If it turns out this guy is just being completely satirical, I’d be way less surprised than knowing dudes like this are real

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 9 месяцев назад

      @@CantTellYou Same 😂
      He sounds more like a troll rather than a "dating coach"

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 месяцев назад

      If so many women are like this and think like this, then you know what. Screw trying to date women. Life isn't finding a woman, getting married and starting a family.

  • @Elreprobador
    @Elreprobador 2 месяца назад +5

    I mean, any woman that has to endure a date with this man should be called a victim