This Alpha Made Me Laugh Hard

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @jasonolinger7585
    @jasonolinger7585 Месяц назад +24619

    As an ugly guy i can shed some light on the validity of what this guy is saying because when i am in lines people automatically start gathering together and crowd stomping me until i get out of line.

    • @aki-senkinn
      @aki-senkinn Месяц назад +24

      man you need to fix your sitting position

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +109

      Don't care 😂😂😂😂

    • @RHhh1008
      @RHhh1008 Месяц назад +730

      this is hilarious 😂😂

    • @Bespoke_Builds
      @Bespoke_Builds Месяц назад +842

      ​@@o-m9vr u slow 😂😂

    • @carshowprince2
      @carshowprince2 Месяц назад +363

      @@Bespoke_Builds It's a bot.

  • @BlitzoTheClown1
    @BlitzoTheClown1 Месяц назад +15165

    "I'm the leader. I'm the alpha. You all are my betas. I'm the ruler." *I said as they put me in this weird white jacket that restrained me and rolled me into a padded room*

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +21

      Didn't ask😂🎉::::::::::

    • @Sumde
      @Sumde Месяц назад +284

      @@o-m9v Its a youtube comment, Didn't ask for your opinion either.
      edit: i know its a bot i reported it don't worry 😭

    • @ranobirbanerjee8396
      @ranobirbanerjee8396 Месяц назад +17

      Who asked the guy above me

    • @iamhereblossom1588
      @iamhereblossom1588 Месяц назад +99

      @@Sumdeit’s a bot . Report and move on.

    • @aothethuc2197
      @aothethuc2197 Месяц назад +34

      The "didn't ask" guy is a bot, report it

  • @TheRakel55
    @TheRakel55 Месяц назад +5963

    Can confirm the person I said bless you too on the aisle over was attractive, made 7 figures, and had a 6 pack…. I could just feel it.

    • @stoned_saiyan710
      @stoned_saiyan710 Месяц назад +254

      I assume you gave the alpha your wallet too, it would be the only right thing to do.

    • @JayR-jo9
      @JayR-jo9 Месяц назад +143

      Yeah that was me. Thank you for reassuring my amazing good looks. Been a couple days since I received a bless you. I was starting to doubt myself. Now I can be the 6 figure alpha male I’m meant to be

    • @IdleHawk7
      @IdleHawk7 Месяц назад +37

      he was short though, so I had to tell him he was an 8. almost forgot to do that phew

    • @RoachVanilla
      @RoachVanilla Месяц назад +9

      Did you even see him sit?

    • @UkraineJames2000
      @UkraineJames2000 Месяц назад +8

      @@stoned_saiyan710 "He'd probably spend it better than I could"

  • @LeoCoot
    @LeoCoot 28 дней назад +1920

    There's a Family Guy episode where Peter becomes beautiful, and they let him cut in line at a supermarket. Maybe that's where he got the idea.

    • @AntonioGomez-n4k
      @AntonioGomez-n4k 26 дней назад +21

      what episode needa watch that

    • @ryeguy7505
      @ryeguy7505 26 дней назад +1

      @@AntonioGomez-n4k "Hes too sexy for his fat" S2 Ep 17....Even doors open for you when your beautiful!

    • @LgzBrunson
      @LgzBrunson 26 дней назад +38

      @@AntonioGomez-n4kSeason 4 episode 7

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 25 дней назад +4

      Yes

    • @rosiered3403
      @rosiered3403 21 день назад +11

      And they let him into the beautiful people club.

  • @JustarLad
    @JustarLad Месяц назад +8622

    When I wait in line, I have so much aura and so much sexiness coming off of my body, they separate like knights lining up for the king to walk across the red carpet. I immediately mew right in front of the cashier before she says “Marry me!” She then pays for my chipotle burrito bowl and walk out like the true alpha male I truly am.

    • @Chesslover69420
      @Chesslover69420 Месяц назад +97

      Ikr

    • @ΧΥΜ
      @ΧΥΜ Месяц назад +232

      poetic. love u

    • @Stierlitz-z2s
      @Stierlitz-z2s Месяц назад +169

      Where can I buy the course?!

    • @Lilbsack445
      @Lilbsack445 Месяц назад +16

      Cap im the alpha

    • @alphakowaclips
      @alphakowaclips Месяц назад +52

      I laughed so hard i started choking 😂 thanks for the laughs

  • @AwooPatrol
    @AwooPatrol Месяц назад +5719

    The only true test of unattractiveness is whether small children call you ugly

  • @ggregg2667
    @ggregg2667 Месяц назад +4234

    I always thought I was ugly but MULTIPLE people said "Bless You" today when I sneezed. True story I swear it!

  • @shadhin.2038
    @shadhin.2038 27 дней назад +102

    11:06 Them biceps caught me off guard

    • @ky1ewithsty1e
      @ky1ewithsty1e 10 дней назад +8

      Charlie's jacked but never mentions it because he's not like these influencers 😂

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@ky1ewithsty1e that's not jacked...

    • @SpookiDummy
      @SpookiDummy 6 дней назад +1

      @@Mr.Eminemhe is jacked dude

    • @editzz_3641
      @editzz_3641 4 дня назад +1

      I've been watching Charlie for like 6 years now and I didn't even notice 😂

    • @neebling
      @neebling День назад

      Same! Dayum.

  • @elijah-e4n
    @elijah-e4n Месяц назад +7504

    One time I was at a self checkout lane and a lady let me cut i originally thought it was because i only had one or two items but ig it was bc i look stunning

  • @TikkiNikki
    @TikkiNikki Месяц назад +4924

    Charlie acting humble like He doesn't get to skip the line

    • @craigmusa2254
      @craigmusa2254 Месяц назад +44

      What line?

    • @williammaurice7206
      @williammaurice7206 Месяц назад +60

      He doesn't leave his properties.

    • @bellex3
      @bellex3 Месяц назад +130

      @@LaughitysA true alpha wouldn’t misspell “you’re”

    • @matthewthompson3830
      @matthewthompson3830 Месяц назад

      Rules don't matter to an alpha you beta.​@@bellex3

    • @SourCookie90
      @SourCookie90 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Laughitys Ok "alpha", a "true alpha" wouldn't misspell "you're" and wouldn't say "didn't ask" like a grade schooler. Do your homework; Now that was the correct usage of *your*, pay attention in class. It could benefit you. Also you're not a fucking wolf

  • @alyasfukename3355
    @alyasfukename3355 Месяц назад +1637

    I am not attractive and I get nice favors a lot. Here's the trick- act like a decent person and you'll receive it in kind

    • @dontmisscontent
      @dontmisscontent Месяц назад +51

      Yea some girl when all I had was 75cents gave me a jack load of donuts and kolaches with drinks for Free just asked how much were they couldn’t afford one didn’t complain joked a little helped out with the trash and BOOM💥 kindness and talking to a person with respect gets you a long way when you do it unknowingly I don’t have a dollar to my name it gets tempting at stores to sneak a drink ngl but I always ask first and it NEVER fails even if it’s just water god works through people 💯🙏 praise GOD

    • @maxfortefan2947
      @maxfortefan2947 Месяц назад +5

      @@kuromimmiwhatever you say, cause we know that words matter more than actions

    • @michaelturley8222
      @michaelturley8222 Месяц назад +16

      @@dontmisscontentJack load sounded more promising than it ended 😂 Honestly I think pretty privilege is more advantageous than people think but this dude does take it to hilarious levels. “You pop somebody…oops, cops right there! He’s gonna look the other way if you gotta a 6 pack”

    • @phoenix402
      @phoenix402 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@maxfortefan2947ah yes, the actions of a stranger on the internet you'll never meet. it goes both ways, you know. you cant prove they're lying either.

    • @Godzilla_Star_Eater
      @Godzilla_Star_Eater Месяц назад

      Are you denying the halo effect, even though it's scientifically proven and there are TED Talks about it from attractive people acknowledging it as a privilege?
      You are committing the just won't hypothesis fallacy. Acting decent won't necessarily yield results. At schools, the kind kids with ASD get bullied while the bullies with NPD and psychopathy get treated well.

  • @juelanthony
    @juelanthony Месяц назад +126

    Thank you for calling these guys out they spew a bunch of nonsense and lies that get people questioning their sanity it’s so toxic.

    • @Pavic559
      @Pavic559 18 дней назад +4

      Grow some hair

    • @nicksmithnutmilk
      @nicksmithnutmilk 15 дней назад +4

      His normal videos are great though and he speaks facts in those

    • @GovernedChair93
      @GovernedChair93 13 дней назад

      ​@@nicksmithnutmilk u are cringe man...

    • @GovernedChair93
      @GovernedChair93 13 дней назад

      ​@@Pavic559 grow up incel 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 13 дней назад

      @@nicksmithnutmilk No elaborative examples

  • @nightshard7651
    @nightshard7651 Месяц назад +1623

    I remember him saying 100,000$ a year is poor and been clowning on him ever since

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +10

      @@nightshard7651 Didn't ask😂🎉::::

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Месяц назад +220

      Let me guess he want people to get a higher salary by buying some book from him.

    • @nahidkamal3218
      @nahidkamal3218 Месяц назад

      ​@@o-m9v found the dudes alt.

    • @chrisstanley9477
      @chrisstanley9477 Месяц назад +179

      He also said if you're not working a minimum of 80 hours per week you ain't a real man lmao credit where it's due though his livetreams are comedy gold.

    • @jamieb7304
      @jamieb7304 Месяц назад +7

      HE DONT KNOW U BRO

  • @whoareyounumbertwo
    @whoareyounumbertwo Месяц назад +3080

    charlie's just spawning random objects in his room now

    • @notwez
      @notwez Месяц назад +15

      fr

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +2

      Didn't ask😂🎉::::

    • @godusopp2013
      @godusopp2013 Месяц назад +40

      ​@@o-m9vwho asked you to comment

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter Месяц назад +33

      he pulled out the GMod prop gun

    • @BACONISCOOLBRO
      @BACONISCOOLBRO Месяц назад +28

      @@godusopp2013 Dude you fell for him 😔

  • @PsittacusEbrius
    @PsittacusEbrius Месяц назад +1507

    i sneezed during my final exam today and nobody stopped focusing on their exams to say "bless you", am I cooked?

    • @heyspencuh
      @heyspencuh Месяц назад +114

      extremely!!!!

    • @mkm7251
      @mkm7251 Месяц назад +51

      There was never any hope. I’m sorry, bud.
      For real, though, I’m sure you look great, king/queen.

    • @gayshit6230
      @gayshit6230 Месяц назад +17

      it never began

    • @Poussyeater-w5e
      @Poussyeater-w5e Месяц назад +24

      Oof, yeah your situation looks very bleak

    • @Bloxy_Fy13607
      @Bloxy_Fy13607 Месяц назад +14

      It's over.

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli Месяц назад +238

    "It ain't nothin' you can work on, you just short."
    *SAVAGE.*

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 25 дней назад +16

      he should have replied "well I've got good news...you can work on yours by going on a diet"

    • @chatterjee8454
      @chatterjee8454 22 дня назад +1

      But he asked her opinion about himself, so she was just being honest lol ​@@joeg5414

    • @screaminpman
      @screaminpman 22 дня назад +2

      She was negging him 😂

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy 9 дней назад +8

      @@joeg5414 she never asked him to rate her body though, and making unsolicted comments about someone's body is a shitty thing to do. He on the otherhand specifically asked her to rate his body and she was honest and gave him a high rating (8), she just didnt think his body was a completely perfect 10, which is fine because its very rare for a person to be able to achieve a perfect 10/10 body, some of it is just genetics (e.g. height). She did nothing wrong, she just doesnt think his body is absolutely perfect, which is fine, that doesnt mean she thinks her own body is perfect. If he asked her to rate him and then got mad about her not rating him a 10 and insulted her for being fat because of it, he would have come off as very insecure, salty and pathetic, you cant just ask people to rate your body and then get mad at them for not giving you a perfect score because they have certain personal preferences (e.g. height).

    • @Albin_09
      @Albin_09 8 дней назад

      @@FirstnameLastname-zq8oyheight has nothing to do with body

  • @twigsz1
    @twigsz1 Месяц назад +3211

    An ominous black cupboard just showed up out of nowhere

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +12

      Didn't ask😂🎉::::

    • @Ostnizdasht206
      @Ostnizdasht206 Месяц назад +174

      Real life prop hunt.

    • @Gotmeinmyvibe
      @Gotmeinmyvibe Месяц назад +8

      Nobody cares

    • @normall9320
      @normall9320 Месяц назад +38

      it was in his last video too, you're just late

    • @ATerribleFate.ButAGreatStory.
      @ATerribleFate.ButAGreatStory. Месяц назад +36

      He is assembling his shelf of 40k as the God Emperor deserves and Charlie must assemble. 🙏

  • @SoullessGinger1313
    @SoullessGinger1313 Месяц назад +656

    My husband has early onset Parkinson's, which can occur in your 40s or so. If he is with me and doing ok, I let people with fewer items in front of us because, although he looks fairly fit, we tend to be a little slower. If he is having a bad day and the tremors are severe, sometimes people instead insist on letting us go ahead, or I ask if he can sit down while I check out. I'm going to tell him next time someone lets us in front or tells us they will pray for us that it is because he's an alpha.

    • @Pink_Floyd-ll8lq
      @Pink_Floyd-ll8lq Месяц назад +60

      Instead just tell him he’s an alpha now lol

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior Месяц назад +58

      Your husband is a true king 🗣

    • @wildeskompositum9556
      @wildeskompositum9556 Месяц назад +39

      I have people letting me infront alot, ig its not bc they buy stuff for their whole family and i have a chocolate bar, its bc im a greek god

    • @Autism_moment_of_all_time
      @Autism_moment_of_all_time Месяц назад +11

      True boss🗣️

    • @NITR0NAGINOSS
      @NITR0NAGINOSS Месяц назад +2

      ​@@wildeskompositum9556Same i get that so as to Greek gods we should kiss but it's not gay bro, we're just above the rest bro.

  • @spookyspooderr
    @spookyspooderr Месяц назад +583

    As someone who lives in the south, we usually don't even look at the person who sneezed. We just hear it and "bless you" comes out naturally

    • @dizzyforyou9469
      @dizzyforyou9469 Месяц назад +45

      YUP! Don't forget saying "please and thank you" all at once when asking for something to be done lol

    • @Tdfries
      @Tdfries Месяц назад +13

      Thats pretty much everywhere

    • @Sandorabl
      @Sandorabl Месяц назад +28

      That's because everyone's pretty in the south

    • @anxiety
      @anxiety Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @ScaryMango6755
      @ScaryMango6755 Месяц назад +1

      Omg all ppl in south must be so hot

  • @mynameisyoshikagekira949
    @mynameisyoshikagekira949 19 дней назад +30

    As someone who used to suck up his advice like crazy, now that I’ve grown older and wiser, I think people like him are among the worst on the planet.

    • @prioritisingprofit
      @prioritisingprofit 11 дней назад +3

      Grown older? How long this guy been around..i thoughe hes new on the scene

  • @pixel8119
    @pixel8119 Месяц назад +998

    as a burn victim I always thought I was hideous but all the people telling me "bless you" really made up for my lack in confidence!

    • @JimmyKrochmalska-f7p
      @JimmyKrochmalska-f7p Месяц назад +73

      now you have abs, make 6 figures, etc and etc

    • @Neutrino939
      @Neutrino939 Месяц назад

      Whats up with the lightskin stare ma boi

    • @leonrothier6638
      @leonrothier6638 25 дней назад

      Difference between being simply ugly and actually being disabled or victim of a severe injury

    • @MohamedGmes
      @MohamedGmes 22 дня назад +1

      bless you is not equal to you're beautiful, so sit down buddy.

    • @Neutrino939
      @Neutrino939 22 дня назад

      @@MohamedGmes youll br burned soon dont worry lil bro

  • @NotShaikan
    @NotShaikan Месяц назад +484

    This is how the whole "men mistake politeness for interest" thing gets perpetuated

    • @cometstardustxd8835
      @cometstardustxd8835 24 дня назад +7

      Not me, if someone is nice or whatever I don't see it as interest, and it happens rarely to me so when it happens I'm stun locked

  • @baileydonohoo7139
    @baileydonohoo7139 Месяц назад +1490

    I'm 16 and look back to a year ago and cringe bc I liked this stuff, but then I realized, this isnt just an insecure teen thing, there are GROWN ASS MEN elbow deep in this garbage

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 Месяц назад +200

      insecurity doesn't go away as you age, it's just that adults who work on themselves like they're supposed to have less to be insecure about.

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum Месяц назад +15

      Omg
      HOW were you into it?

    • @matthewunderwood7154
      @matthewunderwood7154 Месяц назад +174

      ​@@Integritys_Sum idk kids are dumb but he obviously grew out of it quickly which is great because a lot of people don't

    • @ii_caelus_ii
      @ii_caelus_ii Месяц назад +125

      I'm glad you became self aware homeboy, a lot of young men genuinely never escaped this kinda thinking 🙏

    • @baileydonohoo7139
      @baileydonohoo7139 Месяц назад +2

      @@Integritys_Sum extremely insecure and willing to do anything to be the ideal "man"

  • @tanzeemshahriar9162
    @tanzeemshahriar9162 23 дня назад +24

    I wish people would hit the books like they hit the gym.

  • @devonrickett7692
    @devonrickett7692 Месяц назад +1075

    “Ain’t nothin you can do you just short”
    I’m short and that was still fuckin hilarious lmao

    • @Fritz_Jaggerjack
      @Fritz_Jaggerjack Месяц назад +82

      I'd go with maturity and general self awareness over height.
      It's just preference, and she's not wrong.

    • @anxiety
      @anxiety Месяц назад +22

      i would’ve responded “well you’re just a land whale”

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 Месяц назад +72

      @@anxiety Dude, she rated him a 8/10, that's pretty high. A 10/10 is "dream guy", if she is attracted to height, then yeah, he will never be a "dream guy" to her. But you know what? People aren't expecting to date a "dream guy" or "dream girl", because it's just a fantasy. At least she's being honest, and she is probably self-aware enough to know he would have given her a low rating if he was rating her, so why should she stroke his ego?

    • @gayshit6230
      @gayshit6230 Месяц назад +38

      @@anxiety but she can lose weight whenever she wants. you can't gain height when you're short. and she isn't trying to make herself more attractive.

    • @anxiety
      @anxiety Месяц назад +4

      @@gayshit6230 fair enough but i was just making an edgy joke it’s nothing serious really

  • @nicern_lp_rp_gtrxxx5420
    @nicern_lp_rp_gtrxxx5420 Месяц назад +301

    As an ugly person, I waiting in line once and everyone ran away and they closed the whole store down and then a attractive person came and everyone cheered and they opened the store again

    • @Parkdogg
      @Parkdogg Месяц назад +40

      Bikini bottom vibes

    • @callmekitto
      @callmekitto Месяц назад +12

      It's true I was the store

    • @TheZapify
      @TheZapify Месяц назад +4

      Can confirm, he was super attractive

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 Месяц назад +4

      yeah, i ran away when i saw this guy

    • @stephenhughes5156
      @stephenhughes5156 Месяц назад

      You're welcome.

  • @vman99
    @vman99 Месяц назад +406

    Usually when somebody lets me go ahead of them in line it’s because I’m only buying 1 or 2 items and they have a basket full of stuff.

    • @bilbobeutlin3319
      @bilbobeutlin3319 Месяц назад

      No, you're just hot

    • @laughingmyarseoff
      @laughingmyarseoff Месяц назад +1

      wrong, youre beautiful

    • @rustyshackleford6637
      @rustyshackleford6637 Месяц назад +15

      Oh come on don't be so down on your looks like that you're probably a 10 and you don't even know it (lol)

    • @DaSofaSurfer
      @DaSofaSurfer Месяц назад

      U hot af

    • @ozanpress
      @ozanpress Месяц назад +22

      So buy fewer items in order to be alpha 😂 and say no to shopping carts😅

  • @PAGANS.EXPOSED
    @PAGANS.EXPOSED 22 дня назад +10

    The issue is that this has actually destroyed certain peoples self esteem

  • @KatherinePetersen-wv3np
    @KatherinePetersen-wv3np Месяц назад +771

    alpha men and their egos need to be studied immediately

  • @Richie___Rich
    @Richie___Rich Месяц назад +421

    “It ain’t nothing you can work on, you’re just short” fucking killed me lmao

    • @bananaman4613
      @bananaman4613 Месяц назад +32

      Same I was laughing for like a minute straight 😂😂

    • @tommyfanzfloppydisk
      @tommyfanzfloppydisk Месяц назад +14

      me too, died laughing, also i thought Wailmar would have gave him a 10 too because of "realistic expectancy" but nah, so it was even funnier.

    • @DJNeonistPurple
      @DJNeonistPurple Месяц назад

      ​@@tommyfanzfloppydiskWAILMAR LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @escopeto7849
      @escopeto7849 Месяц назад

      Can you hear me laughing from down here? Fool sounds like he's been cucked by a fellow 5-footer.

    • @majestichotdog1195
      @majestichotdog1195 Месяц назад +22

      its so great cause he fishin for ego boost and she probly hit him where it hurts without even trying

  • @ytmndan
    @ytmndan Месяц назад +685

    I didn't believe that sneeze thing at first, but I recently started following up on all those seemingly polite blessings from shorties with a "ay yo bb u want sum l8r?" and now my calendar is FULL. I can't freakin WAIT for allergy season! LFG

    • @seb.6927
      @seb.6927 Месяц назад +28

      real

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 Месяц назад +3

      Oh no you cracked the code and now we have to share the baddies

    • @enmaibed
      @enmaibed 29 дней назад +1

      The true alpha

    • @Qayo
      @Qayo 21 день назад

      ACHOOO

  • @hikarumatsu
    @hikarumatsu 14 дней назад +1

    “F&ing cartoons don't even have that happen” 🤣🤣🤣 1:48
    Took me out bro, thanks for your realness, smarts and efforts 🙏

  • @aldorio6332
    @aldorio6332 Месяц назад +247

    He is so alpha that he pees on his residence to mark his territory.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Месяц назад +3

      I told my fiance to try that to get our dog to be less pee shy when he was a puppy. Didn’t work.

    • @stevepk5421
      @stevepk5421 Месяц назад

      they give em a lil suck too

  • @hakaibunshi
    @hakaibunshi Месяц назад +485

    What happens when a bunch of attractive people have to line up? I need answers

    • @LilSleepDoctor
      @LilSleepDoctor Месяц назад +184

      The universe collapses on itself or something like that.

    • @MinorPumpingIron
      @MinorPumpingIron Месяц назад +107

      The order in the line is based on attractiveness. They'll stop everybody from checking out so they can spend half an hour ordering everybody

    • @Selloca
      @Selloca Месяц назад +25

      It becomes akin to a yugioh card chain

    • @brionnedrew
      @brionnedrew Месяц назад +76

      That’s when they pull the rulers out and start measuring each other’s faces eugenics-style. Whoever’s face is closest to the golden ratio gets to skip the line.

    • @gayshit6230
      @gayshit6230 Месяц назад +4

      @@brionnedrew they don't have to use rulers, they can just look at their faces and see if they like them. that's what humans evolved to do. the ruler is for studying the exact features, not for deciding based on some arbitrary presupposed standard of attractiveness.

  • @Crazy_RandomPerson
    @Crazy_RandomPerson Месяц назад +14237

    I’m the alpha

  • @gameboydadtm37
    @gameboydadtm37 8 дней назад +4

    My brother who is gay said that guy is gay and he’s always on point about that

  • @IQBosh
    @IQBosh Месяц назад +703

    2:11 one day a nice lady decided to help pay for my food out the blue and i was sure she just thought i looked homeless or poor

    • @steffanlukas
      @steffanlukas Месяц назад +4

      real

    • @Sstandard_
      @Sstandard_ Месяц назад +71

      One day a lady paid for my consessions at a theater because i only had cash and they accepted card only and she even bought me bigger sizes than the ones i was gonna buy. When i offered to give her my cash she told me to keep it and i used that cash after the movie (ATSV) to get flowers and stuff for my mom. To this day idk if she felt pity on me because i was 14 going to the movies alone or if she was just being nice but i didnt really think about it because i didnt see anything wrong with me being alone at the movie theater. Also today i went to the bowling alley and i ordered cheese fries and they gave me two extra sides of cheese with my fries already covered in cheese. I didnt eat the extra cheese but it was nice to know that they were considerate. I believe im an attractive guy but I dont think my level of attractiveness is what got me extra cheese. I think what this guy fails to realize is that people can be kind just to be kind, and that while your level of attractiveness can be a factor into how kind a person is, it is not necessarily always the defining factor. Strangers are going to base people off of their looks because that's the only thing they can see, but it doesnt give you a higher status. Attractive people arent going to just get every opportunity ever.

    • @Sstandard_
      @Sstandard_ Месяц назад +22

      I AINT READING ALLAT

    • @lasagnewolf
      @lasagnewolf Месяц назад +2

      That's what they want you to think, she might have been hitting on you.

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide Месяц назад +49

      ​@@Sstandard_either you forgot to switch accounts, or you have *early* onset dementia.

  • @LemonnoLime
    @LemonnoLime Месяц назад +104

    as a pretty ugly guy i can confirm if i sneeze i get shot, if im in line people start pointing, laughing, and booing me, if i am in public people will walk up to me to tell me im ugly and beat me up, this guy absolutely knnows what hes talking about and i dont have an 8 pack so people hit me with chairs

    • @maaavss
      @maaavss Месяц назад +7

      Sad:'-( . They also do that with me

  • @macbooky-hy8si
    @macbooky-hy8si Месяц назад +239

    Bruh Exactly. It doesn’t matter who you are, gender, race, age whatever, just be a better version of yourself for no other reason than to be happy with yourself.
    --- The Strongest People are the ones who are still kind after the world tore Them apart ---
    As I grow older I am driven by this quote rather than some sigma or alpha shit

    • @nociceptors
      @nociceptors Месяц назад +20

      exactly!! BE GOOD FOR YOU, AS YOU. be kind and ever-changing for the better.

    • @DiMECallofDuty
      @DiMECallofDuty Месяц назад +11

      Amen, the world has torn me apart but I am still kind

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Месяц назад +9

      FACTS

    • @MusiciansRule07
      @MusiciansRule07 Месяц назад

      "If people don't like you cuz you're bein' yourself, FUCK EM!"- Bernie Mac

    • @yung_Latios
      @yung_Latios Месяц назад +2

      Preach brother

  • @idiomz8834
    @idiomz8834 Месяц назад +4

    Dude the perspective you made about how unalpha these fools really are DISCORD MESSAGES lmfao the scary thing I remember being an insecure kid and this bullshit could definitely work with the young and vulnerable.

  • @NinjaJay2001
    @NinjaJay2001 Месяц назад +338

    0:19 Charlie treats alpha males how those same alpha males treat women 😭

    • @kevinvieira1684
      @kevinvieira1684 Месяц назад +17

      It’s like that enlightened meme, Charlie is the most enlightened

    • @pokemonfan8020
      @pokemonfan8020 Месяц назад +1

      They don't treat women bad tho..

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@pokemonfan8020 is this a joke 😭

    • @uceoo7790
      @uceoo7790 29 дней назад +1

      @@idontknow2469it’s the truth they’re lame asf but m9st of them treat women good

    • @layton6202
      @layton6202 27 дней назад +2

      @@idontknow2469nah not like anime fans treat women

  • @Malignant_Tumour
    @Malignant_Tumour Месяц назад +564

    i see that Charlie’s pocket dimension of a room has materialised some more items

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +1

      Didn't ask😂🎉

    • @Pacif
      @Pacif Месяц назад +1

      Go away bot

    • @Pacif
      @Pacif Месяц назад +1

      @@o-m9vbot replying to bots 😂

    • @Pacif
      @Pacif Месяц назад +3

      And I guess I’m relying to a bot 😂

    • @doorknob7420
      @doorknob7420 Месяц назад

      i read this and thought of a comment but its just this comment rephrased badly
      great comment! yay!

  • @ThePotatoad
    @ThePotatoad Месяц назад +258

    We just need to start asking kids whether we're ugly or not. Those lil walking truth spewers will put you in check REAL QUICK. WITHOUT attraction bias!

    • @JackLee-d9b
      @JackLee-d9b Месяц назад +57

      On second thought, maybe don’t go and ask kids if they think your attractive

    • @ThePotatoad
      @ThePotatoad Месяц назад +16

      @@JackLee-d9b Just ask "am I ugly", what are you on?!

    • @kajiaq8985
      @kajiaq8985 Месяц назад +12

      Kids don’t understand facial aesthetics only if you have a low trust or high trust face

    • @ThePotatoad
      @ThePotatoad Месяц назад +2

      @@kajiaq8985 Kids are short not stupid. I'll trust them over any adult's porn brained opinion.

    • @teresaelizondo373
      @teresaelizondo373 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@kajiaq8985 that's a much better skill to be honest.

  • @godofgames2846
    @godofgames2846 Месяц назад +4

    11:07 Yo nah you can’t expect me to not see that right and left arm difference 😂😂😂😂

  • @Princess_of_cute
    @Princess_of_cute Месяц назад +325

    The worst part is, that they seem to have am audience, because if they wouldn’t, they would have stopped at some point. Makes one feel bad for anyone believing what those guys say

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +2

      Didn't ask😂🎉::::::::::

    • @willoworm
      @willoworm Месяц назад

      unfortunately they target insecure young men looking for someone to blame for their problems, and that customer base is endless. there's a huge overlap with nazi ideology for a reason

    • @legion_0890
      @legion_0890 Месяц назад

      I’d say the difference is while Fit may have some less than ideal takes sometimes, he does give genuine and good advice and has helped people with whatever problems they have, whether it be dating, their financial situations, etc. I don’t know if you’d care enough to look him up, but his name is Fitxfearless

    • @legion_0890
      @legion_0890 Месяц назад

      I’d say the difference is while Fit may have some less than ideal takes sometimes, he does give genuine and good advice and has helped people with whatever problems they have, whether it be dating, their financial situations, etc. I don’t know if you’d care enough to look him up, but his name is Fitxfearless

    • @Dmaj089
      @Dmaj089 Месяц назад +27

      ​@@o-m9vif you aren't a bot shut up, you can't go on commenting the same thing over and over

  • @rozy111
    @rozy111 Месяц назад +224

    his tiktoks are funny af 😂😂 ”these girls want duke dennis not me”

    • @MusiciansRule07
      @MusiciansRule07 Месяц назад +7

      Duke is Chill AF and has a GOATed friend group. Smash.

    • @tarmatic1
      @tarmatic1 Месяц назад

      whats his name? the tiktoker's

    • @aidanlee8666
      @aidanlee8666 Месяц назад

      @@tarmatic1fitxfearless

    • @_dani__
      @_dani__ Месяц назад +5

      ​@@tarmatic1 Fit x Fearless

    • @Stormzyyyyy
      @Stormzyyyyy Месяц назад +23

      @@_dani__ BRO HES AWESOME ONLY LOSERS GET MAD AT HIM HE IS RAGE BAITING BUT HE ALSO HAS SOME GOOD ADVICE

  • @Sbchewie
    @Sbchewie Месяц назад +569

    2:58 wizard throwing potions out his cloak

    • @Laughitys
      @Laughitys Месяц назад +7

      im a strong alpha who gets woman and not you.,.,.

    • @Makav11i
      @Makav11i Месяц назад +31

      That’s his newly unlocked emote

    • @Redacīed
      @Redacīed Месяц назад +3

      ​@killahawks0 yooo new Charlie emote just dropped

    • @cyberturkey77
      @cyberturkey77 Месяц назад +7

      return of the mud wizard

    • @klimics4280
      @klimics4280 Месяц назад +1

      These comments are good but this is the best comment so far

  • @blairnicole8226
    @blairnicole8226 Месяц назад +1

    Man I needed this laugh today it might not be that serious but I'm in tears from laughing so hard lol thank you 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohbis
    @mohbis Месяц назад +227

    as a handsome fellow, I can confirm that when I enter a business everybody starts to bow down and worship me while showering me with hundred dollar bills

    • @MohamedGmes
      @MohamedGmes 22 дня назад +3

      its not attractiveness that makes people bow down to you, its MONEY.

    • @generalno181
      @generalno181 11 дней назад +1

      Dupont method

  • @TheLindenbeat
    @TheLindenbeat Месяц назад +245

    Alpha male lifestyle coaches should just mail themselves to the real world...

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад

      @@TheLindenbeatnobody cares 🍉🍉🍉

    • @TheLindenbeat
      @TheLindenbeat Месяц назад +15

      @@o-m9v go make another ohio skibidi sigma AI minion video

    • @massivman5649
      @massivman5649 Месяц назад +4

      @@TheLindenbeat hook line and sinker...

    • @TheLindenbeat
      @TheLindenbeat Месяц назад

      @@massivman5649 I didn't start using the internet yesterday I know what hes trying to do

    • @charliethechunkygamer1257
      @charliethechunkygamer1257 Месяц назад +6

      real these people have cringe supepowers not even public nuisances give me this level of cringe . quite remarkable their cringe must be studied .

  • @nichenrik
    @nichenrik Месяц назад +238

    11:06 The biceps have gotten bigger!

    • @littleaxtedeath
      @littleaxtedeath Месяц назад +49

      Sleeper build activated

    • @VladimirGlutenಠ_ಠ
      @VladimirGlutenಠ_ಠ Месяц назад +1

      dude is still tiny for 10 years

    • @flow_amv1525
      @flow_amv1525 Месяц назад +71

      @@VladimirGlutenಠ_ಠand you just gave off tiny energy 💀

    • @Sergioisdead
      @Sergioisdead Месяц назад +6

      It definitely has. Especially the bicep short head peak. Moist is my favorite natty

    • @mancheifer
      @mancheifer Месяц назад +9

      Bro overtraining his right arm somehow

  • @dinnerrollz3722
    @dinnerrollz3722 2 дня назад +2

    my mom said I was handsome once. Does that count?

  • @isaacaguilar8288
    @isaacaguilar8288 Месяц назад +696

    The black cupboard in the back was a jumpscare

    • @Therioumlocation
      @Therioumlocation Месяц назад +8

      How? That makes 0 sense

    • @SelanonsPets
      @SelanonsPets Месяц назад +18

      @@Therioumlocation99% sure that's a bot comment

    • @Pacif
      @Pacif Месяц назад

      Bruh fr

    • @Gotmeinmyvibe
      @Gotmeinmyvibe Месяц назад

      Nobody cares 😂

    • @confusedly-y6m
      @confusedly-y6m Месяц назад +3

      I think that might be the bottom half of a titan or knight. And I think I see some Necron stuff above it.

  • @Tiffanye2o
    @Tiffanye2o Месяц назад +661

    "It ain't nothing you can work on, you're just short" fucking killed me lol.

  • @eirikjormungandrson
    @eirikjormungandrson Месяц назад +83

    I sneezed, and someone said bless you. While it was a boost to my confidence, I'm a bit concerned, since I live alone...

  • @OgaReview
    @OgaReview 25 дней назад +2

    Its about time you talked about this guy…😂😂

  • @itsturtwig1001
    @itsturtwig1001 Месяц назад +130

    Everyone knows these signs only apply to you if you have 5 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

  • @3LDINO
    @3LDINO Месяц назад +203

    Im always impressed how dystopian the world look for this people. Imagine living in a world were people doesnt say bless you JUST beacuse you arent attractive.

    • @anthonybarrett1988
      @anthonybarrett1988 Месяц назад +3

      Remimds of that anime that if you are ugly, you are sentenced to death by photoshoots

    • @itshyeh
      @itshyeh Месяц назад +1

      @@anthonybarrett1988wtf lmao what anime is that?

    • @slavsit7600
      @slavsit7600 Месяц назад

      @@anthonybarrett1988 whats the name

    • @realsellersuniversity
      @realsellersuniversity Месяц назад

      @@anthonybarrett1988 lol whats the anime

    • @sr32qawrq
      @sr32qawrq Месяц назад +1

      @@anthonybarrett1988 Lookism?

  • @espiritucallejero9127
    @espiritucallejero9127 Месяц назад +365

    7:13 5’6 gang let’s gooooooo

    • @Bax.ter70
      @Bax.ter70 Месяц назад +10

      I’m in it. I’m also 14

    • @user-se9bt6lt2w
      @user-se9bt6lt2w Месяц назад

      @@Bax.ter70you got time

    • @OuterSpace90
      @OuterSpace90 Месяц назад +15

      ​​@@Bax.ter70plenty of time to grow then. I was a short king for the longest until like 17 where i went from 5'7 to 6'2 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @superman5150
      @superman5150 Месяц назад +34

      @@Bax.ter70 and you aren't grinding 80 hour work weeks and pulling 9 figures yet??? Gotta get started now, bro! 🙄😂

    • @anxiety
      @anxiety Месяц назад +7

      I’m 5’9 gang 😢

  • @TriPvein
    @TriPvein 26 дней назад +6

    the true alpha is the friends made along the way

  • @SargonPG3D
    @SargonPG3D Месяц назад +179

    This guy has a 5-year-old’s idea of what a man is
    “Big strong daddy goes to the business factory where he makes a lot of business and money and abs and women and and like-“

    • @-schattenpflanze-3755
      @-schattenpflanze-3755 Месяц назад +15

      Uhm yeah hes a Redpill youtuber thats what its all about

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 25 дней назад +1

      Itssgundamn: oh my GAAAAAWD that’s how I think

    • @kevinleewilliams5119
      @kevinleewilliams5119 19 дней назад +1

      He isn't wrong about attractive people being treated better though lol haven't heard anything else from him but yeah it's silly to pretend everyone gets equal treatment.

    • @constellationorion8679
      @constellationorion8679 10 дней назад

      @@kevinleewilliams5119 well these commentators all take it way too far. Especially with guys, just being physically attractive won’t mean anything if you’re rude or can’t handle yourself

  • @McCheeseincakes
    @McCheeseincakes Месяц назад +260

    A real man doesn't judge other men by the way they look, but by the actions of their character.

    • @mayorgazm
      @mayorgazm Месяц назад +29

      cope

    • @Red-st1dc
      @Red-st1dc Месяц назад +1

      it’s just a service. if men are coming to him for advice. what’s your issue? penguin is pro use of hormone blockers for kids but not grown men choosing to be judged. his agenda is telling

    • @FartDispenser123
      @FartDispenser123 Месяц назад

      This guy understands

    • @naveenkumar9215
      @naveenkumar9215 Месяц назад

      ​@@mayorgazmwow so alpha!

    • @jimmyjiang6808
      @jimmyjiang6808 Месяц назад +18

      That doesn’t even make sense😂, a man can judge other men however they want and there’s no “real man” everyone is real

  • @moonlightuwu3252
    @moonlightuwu3252 Месяц назад +985

    “The better you look, the more women are willing to go above and beyond to show that they appreciate you” Truly one of the best quotes from Alpha Male.

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +8

      🍗🍉👨🏿‍🌾

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 Месяц назад +53

      @@o-m9vChicken, Watermelon, farmer.
      What did you mean by this

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 Месяц назад

      ​@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 It's rascist stereotypes. It's just a troll ignore them.

    • @Nativeebets
      @Nativeebets Месяц назад

      A black emoji too ol Boi racist AF ​@@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587

    • @rovrkitten8570
      @rovrkitten8570 Месяц назад

      @@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 I think he’s calling him black(chicken and watermelon are stereotypes for black people)

  • @Infleshrjx
    @Infleshrjx 24 дня назад +11

    You know you're cooked if penguinz talking about you

    • @diefronald2653
      @diefronald2653 24 дня назад +3

      not really

    • @sl4y3r4L
      @sl4y3r4L 22 дня назад

      ​@@diefronald2653yes really look at sneako

    • @MohamedGmes
      @MohamedGmes 22 дня назад +1

      you are not cooked, penguinz looks like a trans woman so it ain't nothing to be scared off.

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 13 дней назад

      @@diefronald2653 This Is what you would say if you ignored the countless video summaries of Charlie doing exactly that

  • @beepboopbot
    @beepboopbot Месяц назад +154

    I don't remember where I heard this phrase from but it went something like "Calling yourself an Alpha is a really Beta move. Show, don't tell."

    • @conniescrustycharredcooter2476
      @conniescrustycharredcooter2476 Месяц назад +33

      My great g-ma had a saying, "those that have it, don't talk about it". Because they don't have to, it just shows

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@conniescrustycharredcooter2476 wise great grandma

    • @TamerChris
      @TamerChris Месяц назад

      Yeah, if you got a big junk, show it, don't tell. 😂

    • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
      @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 Месяц назад

      Gen Z is suffering from lack of basic schooling and basic parenting in their upbringing, the term alpha male is meant to describe a male with natural leadership abilities commonly recognized by others.. for some reason over the last decade or so "alpha male" meaning got washed over and redefined as some brash loud roided out frat bro with never ending confidence all derived from his six pack and latest bench press weight which is greatly exaggerated. LoL
      The fact that young AMERICANS are calling this dude for "alpha advice" is sad, troubling, and a very bad look for the modern young man of the USA.... Thankfully it's only a few lost souls contacting this loser for advice but ill be blunt, FREE HIGH SPEED WIFI CONNECTIVITY IS RUINING WESTERN SOCIETY - Back in the days of dial-up NOBODY with an IQ under 100 was online !!!!!

    • @charliethechunkygamer1257
      @charliethechunkygamer1257 Месяц назад +14

      or the phrase "actions speak louder than words " you can act like a gentleman and not announce it to the world yet they would see you as a gentleman , yet you could call yourself a gentleman and be a jackass and no matter how many times you say "I'm a gentleman" you will still be a jackass .

  • @djahman8501
    @djahman8501 Месяц назад +67

    This ''alpha male'' shines when he answers phonecalls/zoom calls, it's pure comedy 10/10👍😄

    • @Shrekmate
      @Shrekmate Месяц назад +2

      That's his niche

  • @jessicaeverly47
    @jessicaeverly47 Месяц назад +38

    "He's gorgeous, give him all our loot"😂

  • @mudlee
    @mudlee 2 дня назад +1

    It’s absolutely true that you will get treated differently based on attractiveness. People get jobs over more qualified people based on attractiveness.
    No one is going out of their way to talk about it, but thinking looks don’t affect people’s decision making about you whether consciously or subconsciously you’re deluded on how the world works.

  • @NarcoticCat
    @NarcoticCat Месяц назад +195

    Pack it up boys THE REAL ALPHA HAS SPOKEN

    • @o-m9v
      @o-m9v Месяц назад +1

      Didn't ask😂🎉

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 Месяц назад +4

      @@o-m9v Bold of you to assume people cared whether you asked or not.

    • @skittle5888
      @skittle5888 Месяц назад +2

      @@o-m9v we do not care

    • @casanova-wd1cl
      @casanova-wd1cl Месяц назад +1

      ​@@o-m9vDidn't ask if you asked

    • @strawbvi
      @strawbvi Месяц назад +2

      @@o-m9vu been saying this to every comment on this vid .. holy unemployed pls get a hobby bro .😭😭

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution Месяц назад +34

    The hardest I've ever fallen for someone was for this 5'9" guy who was living with his mom and had just been fired from his job. He was one of the biggest dumpsterfires I have ever come across-- had this really awful shoulder injury that he kept putting off getting treatment for and it was directly impacting his ability to do the one thing that was making him money and was kind of falling into that rockstar rabbithole where people were telling him he was the shit and he had a hard time not letting it get to his head. He had lost a bunch of weight and was doing better but hed done it in a really unhealthy way and was paying the consequences of that.
    I loved him though. Everything about him. His dorky smile, his silly mannerisms, everything. He was really self conscious about his excess skin from the weightloss and I thought it was cute. He was bright, and cheery, and passionate, and loved interacting with the world and meeting people. Never met someone like him before.
    I think about him a lot.

    • @1Phire
      @1Phire Месяц назад +2

      alain delon, francisco lachowski, thom strjid, broderick hunter, lorenzo zurzolo lookalike its over... james sapphire mog

    • @Soumyadeep-u6b
      @Soumyadeep-u6b Месяц назад +8

      ​@@1Phire
      Weirdo comment

    • @NoxsWarmMilk
      @NoxsWarmMilk Месяц назад +3

      If you liked him so much then why did you not bother?

    • @Pswayze23
      @Pswayze23 Месяц назад

      Every successful and handsome guy has to have that kind of personality.

    • @Bowtiewashere
      @Bowtiewashere Месяц назад

      Hope you and him had a great future!!!
      12/23/24

  • @galaxyborderline9075
    @galaxyborderline9075 Месяц назад +64

    1:50 I'm a women and I never give my friends expensive gifts because A: I'm broke, and B: I actually prefer to make my friends things. I do a lot of crafts and stuff, and I think a gift that's homemade and unique is worth more than anything money can buy

    • @alisonmolina6670
      @alisonmolina6670 Месяц назад +8

      haha same, that's so weird. It honestly sounded like they were expecting a sugar mommy instead 😂 I also prefer homemade stuff! Baking pastries, embroidering clothes, making plushies, painting them something, giving clay trinkets, etc. it's just more personal when I can personalize it exactly to the person's likes imo

    • @ImGettinWeird
      @ImGettinWeird Месяц назад +2

      You're more than one person

    • @AnimeNewsRadio101
      @AnimeNewsRadio101 Месяц назад +1

      This…. Perfect. ✨

  • @8ctoboy
    @8ctoboy 3 дня назад +2

    0:36 imagine if modeling agencies or high end fashion companies started casting people based on if they get to cut people in lines 💀

  • @CarpeNutella
    @CarpeNutella Месяц назад +126

    He bought an empty Louis Vuitton box online is probably what actually happened

    • @henriquelambcastellanos8439
      @henriquelambcastellanos8439 Месяц назад +1

      he took it from the trash

    • @kevinleewilliams5119
      @kevinleewilliams5119 19 дней назад

      I known it's hard to fathom but women do buy gifts for men they REALLY like lmao come on now! You guys are pretending like everyone gets the same treatment.

  • @sporkcheese6649
    @sporkcheese6649 Месяц назад +78

    I usually let people go before me if I'm at the checkout because I live nearby and don't really care about waiting more. It's really just an excuse to spend more of my time outside. But I wonder if anyone ever thought "Hm.. They must have let me go first because of my alpha energy and great charisma, also how good looking I am!".

  • @zachyoung4496
    @zachyoung4496 Месяц назад +115

    4:50 “you have to make more money” they cut off the clip tho he’s really trying to tell you to make more money to give it to him so he can teach you to make more money

    • @AndresinReal
      @AndresinReal Месяц назад +8

      So, is it like Minecraft's multiplication glitch or...

    • @FF7fan384
      @FF7fan384 Месяц назад +6

      So you can give that more money to him

  • @coalbun1094
    @coalbun1094 11 дней назад +2

    as a once was guy, I can tell you, my mom called me handsome every day and sometimes random old ladies at the store I worked at

  • @mcm309
    @mcm309 Месяц назад +129

    Thought I was ugly and poor but now I see I'm average. Level up!! So encouraging.

  • @nabi-red
    @nabi-red Месяц назад +63

    Bro saw the handsome Squidward episode and really thought "wow this is so sigma"

    • @kevinleewilliams5119
      @kevinleewilliams5119 19 дней назад +1

      Its always the guys with the anime profile pictures that have to cope hard when a dude tells them that looks and physically traits are so important in how someone treats you.

  • @justbereal388
    @justbereal388 Месяц назад +58

    I’m ugly as fvck but I get “bless you” nearly every time I sneeze

    • @maxfortefan2947
      @maxfortefan2947 Месяц назад +35

      cause they feel sorry for you, they think god didnt bless you 😂

    • @justbereal388
      @justbereal388 Месяц назад +12

      @maxfortefan2947 that’s hilarious response 👌😂

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Месяц назад +2

      @@maxfortefan2947 wtf

    • @snr_sksk
      @snr_sksk Месяц назад

      ​@@maxfortefan2947oh lord

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 25 дней назад +1

      @@maxfortefan2947 damn 💀

  • @GrantArthur-l2u
    @GrantArthur-l2u 21 день назад +1

    Hey Charlie, I wanted to say that I’ve been watching you for a while and you’re amazing! Keep being you bro ❤❤❤

  • @Yaser-ih2cx
    @Yaser-ih2cx Месяц назад +90

    Charlie, speaking of hair, let me offer you some unsolicited advice as a barber - next time you see one, ask them to trim the bulk of your hair since your ends look pretty thin. It'll make your hair look a lot fuller too.

    • @susangirardi3655
      @susangirardi3655 Месяц назад

      Quit using shampoo or heat.

    • @alisonmolina6670
      @alisonmolina6670 Месяц назад

      I thought I was the only one noticing his hair looked a bit haggard. I'd probably recommend a trim too, with some extra virgin oil hair care routine and braiding his hair whenever possible (especially to sleep), at least that's what I do with mine 😂

    • @stephenhughes5156
      @stephenhughes5156 Месяц назад

      I was thinking the same thing. I also suspect that he is maybe washing it too much. I don't think he should neccesarily quit shampoo like another commenter said, but in general probably best to limit it to 1-3x a week.

  • @Himoth-s1n
    @Himoth-s1n Месяц назад +115

    11:05 absolute sleeper build 🙏

    • @hypedhcr2
      @hypedhcr2 Месяц назад +20

      yeah he's always had a crazy sleeper build

    • @TheLongest.Mustard
      @TheLongest.Mustard Месяц назад +1

      Notice the right is bulkier then the left...😏😂

    • @Himoth-s1n
      @Himoth-s1n Месяц назад

      @ how it should be 😏😂

    • @Grasscentral4705
      @Grasscentral4705 Месяц назад

      Glaza

    • @Himoth-s1n
      @Himoth-s1n Месяц назад

      @@Grasscentral4705 u glazing me glazing someone else tuff

  • @nuclearocean
    @nuclearocean Месяц назад +91

    It's not dumb on his part though. It makes guys lacking confidence question themselves even more. He's basically shaming them for made-up reasons so they trust him more and swallow up whatever he says. A simple yet disgusting scam

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. Месяц назад +1

      A confidence man who takes away the confidence of men

    • @shayer8117
      @shayer8117 Месяц назад +3

      Made up reasons? Are you on the crack? If they come up to him for advice being fat, ugly and out of shape, living with their parents then he has all the reasons, why would he lie? Y'all dudes just be coping at this point lol

    • @shayer8117
      @shayer8117 Месяц назад +2

      Also, every time when the attractive guy comes on the stream he actually telling them good job and stuff, same with the dudes who make decent money, y'all just be focusing on the negative side of him lmao and also... how is that a scam? He literally give advice for free on his streams, you only have to pay him if you want private coaching which is always optional and not required.

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. Месяц назад +4

      @@shayer8117 Hark, the hapless fellow in question reveals themselves.

    • @shayer8117
      @shayer8117 Месяц назад

      @ Buddy, you’re prolly a bum in real life and that is why you need to make fun of it to have the reason to cope, it’s okay, bums are needed irl too, cheers

  • @daily_vibez_danny5589
    @daily_vibez_danny5589 13 дней назад

    I have non stop been seeing this man’s content and am amazed at how many dudes thanking him🤣one man said I wanna be alpha like you and that’s crazy he is just a man

  • @Insert_clever_name
    @Insert_clever_name Месяц назад +18

    Charlie !! I have mad body issues with the way I look without a shirt. Hearing you dog on this guy made my day bro, thank you haha

  • @BenjaminTipsin
    @BenjaminTipsin Месяц назад +21

    Ironically, these are the guys who will probably end up alone.

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl Месяц назад +120

    That cop who let me off with a warning must've thought I was hot stuff. Should've known he was flirting with me

    • @everybodylmao
      @everybodylmao Месяц назад +8

      This joke doesn't really work cause cops actually just do that

    • @DismantledMemories
      @DismantledMemories Месяц назад +5

      @@everybodylmao joke ruined

  • @ahassan4151
    @ahassan4151 Месяц назад +8

    10:50 When Charlie said brother 😭😭❤️

  • @gedenirfiorese3523
    @gedenirfiorese3523 Месяц назад +124

    4:38 bro doesn’t know the difference of net worth and income

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy Месяц назад +10

      That was awesome, how he just switched the two like they're synonymous. But he did get one thing right: If people aren't telling you how attractive you are, you may just be average looking. Most people are average looking, and therefore won't draw a lot of unsolicited comments about how hot they are. Checks out.

    • @jjakie07
      @jjakie07 Месяц назад

      That's just another sign that he's handsome. Knowing basic financial terms is an indicator you might be ugly bro.

    • @marlonthomas8042
      @marlonthomas8042 Месяц назад +1

      Just commented this
      Thanks dude
      Glad it wasn’t just me that noticed
      Use the terms interchangeably showing he doesn’t even understand his grift

    • @ChromicClaw
      @ChromicClaw Месяц назад +1

      @@TheMisterGuy Most attractive people aren't being told how attractive they are directly

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy Месяц назад

      @@ChromicClaw "Most attractive people aren't being told how attractive they are directly"
      That's a good point, nobody gets told flat out "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO HOT". Could we give the benefit of the doubt and interpret it like...people talk to you in a way that suggests they're attracted to you?
      But your point is still there, that even if you are good looking, people aren't letting you cut in line and fawning over you.

  • @ravendow
    @ravendow Месяц назад +23

    “People only say bless you when you look good.”
    Can’t lie this psychotic
    I even hear a sneeze I will say bless you because it’s nice, it’s effort into something even if it’s little, and a sign you have a soul.

    • @zsweetxdreamzz8224
      @zsweetxdreamzz8224 Месяц назад

      Fitx talking about women and they really treat you differently if they're attracted to you like the dude in front of me at subway yesterday he was sir but I was hun lol or when I sneezed last father's day when my girl and I were out we had no napkins and the chick behind me gave me hers and made me sleep on the couch

  • @Zyruss22
    @Zyruss22 Месяц назад +67

    Yeah the only time I let people jump in line is if I have a shopping cart full and the person who I let jump in front only had a few items. Or at the counter to order and I don’t know what I want yet.

  • @mysteriousknight3182
    @mysteriousknight3182 Месяц назад +2

    Anytime someone let's me cut in line it's at the dollar store when there's one cashier. I have a single soda and they're buying groceries for the week

  • @izzzzyyyy
    @izzzzyyyy Месяц назад +51

    1:48 the episode of Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz made the inator that made him look good and everyone treated him better

    • @Westleymiller1343
      @Westleymiller1343 Месяц назад +4

      I feel bad for doofenshmirtz

    • @frozenfactory04
      @frozenfactory04 20 дней назад

      Penguinz0 was wrong on that one. Just one small blunder to make the joke work.

    • @Drulou
      @Drulou 6 дней назад

      @@frozenfactory04he’s not wrong on that lol

  • @cooler5827
    @cooler5827 Месяц назад +23

    3:58 Thank you for the new meme, Charlie.

  • @apsey3596
    @apsey3596 Месяц назад +37

    It all makes sense now. The necron monolith in Charles’ room has slowly summoned things through its eternity gate - including the lower half of a warlord titan

    • @orang7789
      @orang7789 Месяц назад +3

      Trazyn is moving some of his collection to Charlie’s room

    • @apsey3596
      @apsey3596 Месяц назад

      @ 🤣🤣

  • @KT-ni4lq
    @KT-ni4lq 12 дней назад

    The picture of will in the "little girl" stance, and jada in the "man spread" pose is priceless.

  • @og.3
    @og.3 Месяц назад +72

    4:28 my mom tells me that i am handsome, so if this was correct i am not a normal guy

    • @og.3
      @og.3 Месяц назад +1

      just ignore the last part

    • @juliojr024bw4
      @juliojr024bw4 Месяц назад +2

      No bro I won't 😅

  • @rowybowie
    @rowybowie Месяц назад +54

    7:07 was so fucking great I love this woman

    • @Ramzoa_NZ
      @Ramzoa_NZ Месяц назад +9

      She handled it like a chad 🗿

    • @MusiciansRule07
      @MusiciansRule07 Месяц назад +6

      She is a Queen for that. And it doesn't matter if you've got to jump to sit down if you've got a good personality.

  • @Lance6th
    @Lance6th 26 дней назад +1

    This has been the most enjoyable 10 minutes of my life 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @williampatrick8080
    @williampatrick8080 Месяц назад +32

    4:05 Charlie randomly giving us another meme template 😂😂😂