This "Alpha" Dating Coach is CREEPY
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a vibrator ad in the middle of a "alpha male" video is actually such a power move
Fr
It's definitely powered
"Better than any alpha male" ❤
Underused tactic, imo
It’s the implication 😂
When he sounded disgusted by the thought of being friends with a woman...it spoke VOLUMES
RED FLAG
Because being friends with a woman would mean having to see her as a person and that terrifies him.
Exactly!!!
I have so MANY guy friends and by far I have never laughed so much
As a guy literally my only friends in school were girls. The boys were too damn loud.
“You are a guest in my reality” “No sir, you are a guest at Wendy’s”. 😂
🤣 I love her so much
One of my fav parts fr
@@Loufieloufie they are so funny. Love their videos.
@@athena6832 agreed. When a notification comes in im watching them as soon as i can. They are great.
@@athena6832them, sorry
“I’ve had 1,000 women”... and as I can see, not a single one of them was a dentist
😅😅😅😅😅
"Over 1k women have done 'adult activities' with me." Dude, cashiers asking for ID when you go to buy your delulu juice doesn't count.
Not just that, it doesn’t seem like much of a flex. It just makes me a little concerned about the absolutely, completely and definitely real women that thought he reached their standards.
Exactly! Dude looks more like an incel.
Fr like is this an STD speedrun? 😭
I guess he outdid my ex husband then 😂🙄
Your medal is in the mail!
“Adult activities” is one of the least adult ways to refer to sex I’ve ever heard uttered by a grown man
Adult activities like restraining orders and police reports
Same vibes as “hanky panky” and “getting down to business”
@@ghoultooth The "hanky panky" one is funny because Ember's father says that in the Pixar movie Elemental, literally
Reminds me of once in high school this girl I knew posted a pic of some kind of soap or skin care thing with oil in it that said “NOT VIRGIN” on the label to her story and said “they didn’t have to call me out like that” still embarrasses me lol
Yeah. I refer to sexy time as "shenanigans" when I have to censor myself, and that feels more mature than "adult activities"
My biggest flex is that he blocked me
OMG YES
lmao that's great
i'm proud of you
tell me why omg lmao
@@plebbypebblepleb It's probbly because i said ''as a woman i wouldnt touch you with a 10 ft pole if you paid me a million dollars'' or something like that
Once someone did the ‘not accepting rejection’ thing to me, (it was the asking for my number one) I took his phone and threw it on the ground. If you’re still out there, Ben, no *still* means no.
POP. OFF. POOKIE
Start asking men, " is that a furry thing?" when they say they're an alpha
"Are you into A/B/O?" And if they don't know explain in excruciating detail and they'll never call themselves an Alpha again.
@@ItsJustSebdon’t forget to fallow them repeating cursed fan fics from memory
"If you're an alpha, who's the omega??"
This.
If they say no, ask about if there is the omegaverse.
“I’ve had 1,000 women” and none of them stayed with you.
Lmao 💀
such a gross thing to be proud of. 1,000 failed opportunities
Sleeping with 1k people; that's too much, you lost your soul to begin with.
That's not a bad thing or a dunk, yeah he or anyone really has had multiple partners isn't a bad thing though. Some people just enjoy casual relationships, not every interaction wether it romantic or sexual should be you trying to get into a committed relationship if you don't want it.
@@saycandace1341This is such a dumb take.
I am in a dedicated dom/sub relationship and it is the sweetest, most wholesome relationship I have ever been in. We are equal partners until he grabs my collar, and then because of the loving respect he shows me, I willingly submit. He takes my no for no, and he is ridiculously loyal and ridiculous. A real dom earns submission, not demands it.
Exactly
There’s safety in that sense too because in order to submit you have to feel safe to do so
Yes. Exactly. My dom has always respected BOUNDARIES and usually asks what I want rather than telling me what she wants. This kind of respect and trust melts my heart so I’m just like “my dude literally do ANYTHING to me”
If someone I barely knew tried to make me feel unsafe in order to show their dominance, I would be so turned off. What about that is sexy or appealing?
@@brolylook "What about that is sexy or appealing?" It can be in fiction, but there are a LOT of things in fiction that shouldn't be imitated in real life.
@@catbatrat1760 In fiction, mayyyyyybe. But exactly, some things shouldn’t be imitated irl unless you know and trust the person you’re with. And make sure it’s like, not illegal.
"If someone told me that they're a 17 year old ass model, my first instinct would be to call CPS." 😂😅😂😅😂 EPIC!
"You dont have to accept her rejection"
*she doesn't have to accept the laws*
Right?? Some of them fail to realize women got pewpews and guard dogs and not everyone is gonna "be nice" about this stalker type behavior.
Murder it is :>
@@Chris-ew7pb Had this exact interaction a few months ago. It was insane, I never thought it would happen to me until it did. Guy at the bar was very insistent about coming home with me or me going home with him. I was just there with my work friends to hang out and had a polite conversation with him because he came up to me, but then he wouldn't leave me alone. It got to the point where we were walking out the door and he started to follow, despite me saying several times that I was leaving alone, and I said something like "I hope you're not planning on this going anywhere," he asked for the tenth time why that would be a problem if he did, and I replied with something along the lines of, "Because I've never had to use my 9mm and I was hoping I wouldn't have to. I guess it's your decision now." He stopped following me after that. :)
@@ladycavalier I can help ^w^ 🎀✨💕
I wonder if he'd have the same energy if a guy or someone he's not attracted to wants him and won't accept his rejection? These dudes all suddenly understand consent when it comes to their own bodies...
-Dead, shadowed eyes
-Creepy stare
-Literal neck-beard
-Greasy hair coaxed into a limp facsimile of a Mad Men hairstyle
-Wardrobe consisting of ill-fitting T-shirts and polo shirts in unflattering colors
Wow. Yum. Hold me back.
-Whiny lisp
-Trying Way Too Hard To Be Heterosexual
Fucking legendary comment omg
Honestly couldn't stop staring at his unkept teeth... 🤮
Classic signs of psychopathy
Clammy gray skin, shit stain mustache
Perfect description of fragile masculinity
Very accurate!
thats not fragile, thats straight up evaporation
He’s been with a model? Like been in the same building? That I can believe
He was referring to AI models😂
Car models?
Bro more like in the same country
Getting a toy sponsor on this video about this guy is such a fucking power move.
"These toys exist because guys like you exist, and im making money from it."
😂 fucking literally though istg
Fucking, literally 😂
Reminds me of the story of the guy tossing his ex gf's toy at her feet telling her she'll be needing that since she broke up with him (I think it was because he cheated, but can't remember) only for her to throw it in the bin and tell him "the fact I'm no longer with you, means I no longer need this". 😂
You know it’s just product placement! The a huge sale on Alpha Doms!
@@arhansen85 so they're a part of human trafficking? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
“Don’t accept rejection” just sounds like another way to encourage men to harass women when they say no.
ye it also sounds like rape waiting to happen
Yuuuuuuup!
Because it is
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck..... 🦆
@@buringplumbranches must be a swan
I heard "toys" and clicked on the link out of curiousity only to be jumpscared by the different kind
You and me both buddy
Bros too young to be here
Little bro got a free trial of permanent emotional trauma a high quality toy
@@samissomewhere4573 that's not even the case, i just didnt expect such sponsors on yt
(asexual toy collector noises intensify)
Someone call his mom, because little Johnny is off his leash
Give his mom a rest, she is punished enough already 😭
I know this guy. He's a former Jehovah's witness, and he actually got divorced in 2019. His ex wife is no contact with him.
That makes a lot of sense actually
That both explains so much and opens up even more questions
funniest twist ever
he does give off repressed vibes
That makes so much sense honestly
You know what? I think the lady who married the eiffel tower and who dated a fence might be quite a sensible person actually
The Eiffel Tower never abused anyone. You might be onto something
Real
Lmao
Fair
lmao, you hit the nail on the head
It's stuff like this that makes me more distrustful of men. I've recently had to deal with a stalker who kept coming to my workplace. Such a nightmare.
Exactly I’m so sorry you deal with that distrust is so common these days that’s not what should happen ever but it our world we live in sad but true and we live in a world where we have to have a self defense system now that is how unsafe we feel now because men can’t take no for answers I had said no to a man and he followed me home and harassed me and-he got violent with me it’s so sad we normalize telling men we have a man so we don’t get stalked or harassed or raped or shot or murderd
I'm so sorry you've had to deal with garbage like that. Just remember that the vast majority of men would, either physically or verbally, kick this dude in the teeth. Believe me, I'm wary too and there's no shame in that, but there are safe people, and you will find them. If I've had a particularly bad time with men while I'm at work (ew, sales), I often come home and watch compilations of guys doing wholesome things. It helps to remind me that my friends and my fiancé aren't the only kind men out there. ^_^
@@geekygoggles628most men are like this. Men are often shitty bc other men don't keep them in check. They are afraid to wear dresses bc of other men. They should be moreafraid to harass women.
There are good men, just very few. It's perfectly fine to be distrustful of men bc they don't give you reason to do so and if something happens you're at fault.
I'm a man, and I completely agree. Being in male dominated spaces made me despise them. The things they'd say while women weren't around still makes my skin crawl. And I've dated a few guys that have made me fear for my life. So yeah, there's a lot of unhinged dudes out there and I'd never be one of those guys who tell women not to be weary of men because honestly, based on what I've heard, seen, and personally experienced from men you absolutely should be scared of them.
asked my dad how he felt about not having to accept a women’s rejection he said “if I guy came up to me and said that I’d be in prison again”
The fact that he doesn’t know WHY the nails are a problem tells you everything you need to know.
I'm a pan dude... There is no way this guy has been around anyone but himself
@@tomb6576
Even his hands reject him.
@@tomb6576I read that as “im a panda”
The fact that he states that "raking a nail on her clit" and being rough is the ultimate way to make her "O" is making me wanna feed myself spoonfuls of dirt until I'm buried 6ft under 💀
I'm a gay dude and I even know why he shouldn't have his nails so long. lol
Treating women like objects isn't an adult activity.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACKKKKKK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
@@thErianxOscarOMG #Basilabuse
@@Sparrowsfeatheredfables #basilabuseislegal
@@thErianxOscar can we stop yelling? There's like 4 of us here
well....~ lol jk jk jk
this dude literally reminds me of a story my aunt told me. basically a guy was following her and kept asking her out when he was in his 30s and she was FIFTEEN. and he was pressuring her and kept saying she owed him and a bunch of bullsh!t. and she LITERALLY HAD TO CALL THE FLIPPIN COPS TO GET HIM TO STOP
aight i gotta ask did he leave. keep persersing afterwards or did he run?
@@musicangle850 once he heard her call the cops he ran
It would make my DAY if I told a man that he couldn’t have my number and he gave me his phone and told me “put it in” anyway. The pure ecstasy of someone confidently humiliating themselves in front of me would be too much; handing their ego to me on a silver platter only for me to shatter it by laughing in their face. I would ascend
Pretty sure one of the first things you get taught in kindergarten is "No mean no"
Yes! And people just don’t listen to it because it’s from kindergarten!
Negative. I'm a toddler teacher. We teach our 1 year olds this. So, pretty much fresh out of the womb...
@@julsenn91 That’s even better!
@@Leafonthefloor Exactly! This "man" has no excuse whatsoever
@@julsenn91 seriously tho!
Why is that man built like a bottle of febreeze who has gone through 7 divorces and is paying child support for the 10 children he doesn't care about 💀🙏
Real 💀🙏🙏
GOT ME GIGGLING 😭😭😭
He's giving " toe thumb " vibes 😂
I feel like that incorrectly implies he’s actually had sex
@@lyrabloodwolf2171 no bc the only time he's been near a woman is prolly in court proceedings for harassment 💀
A million bucks says he's never been laid.
When I was in high school I got involved with this one guy who just couldn’t take no as an answer. I had to do everything he wanted to do or he’d get pissed at me and keep shoving at my boundries or threaten to leave me for other people.
That kind of mindset is really dangerous and thank you for calling it out.
i said this on another video on this guy, but not accepting a rejection is how some women get murdered.
Absolutely
sadly men like him don't seem to care how dangerous their messages can be
Omg yes! I keep saying that to people but they never take it seriously.
somethin tells me he’s probably the reason why women fear rejecting a man, how many bodies does he has piled up in his basement?
It's how they reject guys
Self-proclaimed alphas are so cute. They're LARPINGing in their wolf fursonas and they get all riled up and yappy when you tell them that. So precious.
LMAO
saying “aw aren’t you cute” to anyone who tries to make themselves look tough/macho/alpha is effective as hell. it’s a big ego punch. i witnessed my friend do it while we were at a party, she is my hero fr
Wolf fursonas 😂 you just made my day!
Win 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
“I feel like I’m reading the back of an Axe body spray canister” killed me 😂
Okay the "saw the front lines of both world wars" line killed me.
As a man. This is gross. If you genuinely want someone to like you just be kind and considerate. Respect boundaries and just dont be an asshole
I love your pfp
What?!?!? But taking a 12 hour course I paid money for just seems like the better way to go.
As someone who was groomed by a guy like this and raped by someone who pushed me to “do it” after I repeatedly said no when i was 13 your comment gives me hope
Being kind and considerate? Pah, what a ridiculous idea
It's just horrendous people using "Social norms" as a place to hide from accusations or just normalize a depraved attitude
“They think no means yes and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me I’m yours’.”
Megara>>
Megara was so real for that
She was ahead of her times /j
@@Stardipped_Paws*/srs
Disney telling on themselves, post-Aladdin marketing and merchandising. We miss you, Robin. Fuck those guys.
This guy just made me unlock a new party trick: laugh, cry and vomit all at once.
Actual dating advice: BE NICE
Even better: BE KIND
If a woman bragged about being with that many people she’d get called a myriad of disgusting words and told her “value” has gone down.
Yes because it would be true. It's also the same with this jackass.
@@marckhachfe1238Not all of you. But many men do look up to this sort of thing. Let’s be honest here. Many men do look up to others who have many women around them/being intimate with them. Talking about how many women you’ve been with or speaking about your last hookup is part of guy talk. Men themselves have made it a point to come online and state that it’s different if a man does it but wrong if it’s a woman. Because women should be virgins and virtuous. But then who will these men have sex with to brag about? Doesn’t make any sense
@@ca678.4 Agreed. Totally get your point. I should have stipulated that i meant, secure, mature guys. But there is a difference between guys bragging about how many girls they slept with and saying its over 1000. I assure you, at least with the guys i know (and bear in mind im approaching 50), if a guy told me or any of my friends he bedded 1000 girls, we would think hes either lying and/or just a twat.
Double standards are the only standards men have.
@@ca678.4 That is true, many men do believe this awful stuff. It's a real problem. And their needs to be a reckoning about it. Personally, I think one of the causes and symptoms of the current strain of this thinking (it's long existed, but it mutates each generation), is men like Andrew Tate who have co-opted the 'role model' position for overwhelmed adolescent boys.
The stuff they say sounds patently ridiculously, and awful, if you actually listen and think about it for too long (I highly recommend the Andrew Tate episode of the Behind the Bastards podcast for more on this) but it's a bit like the Nigerian Prince scam. The scam itself is a filter for picking out young men with little life experience, who can be easily manipulated and pulled deeper.
Saw a post shared on X.
Someone saw this guy at a gym and asked for a picture. He said he was busy and declined.
They declined to accept his rejection and pulled him in by his shirt for a photo and he looks so uncomfortable.
Hoist by his own petard.
Doing the world a favor. Whoever you are who did this, we all love you and will be making you a statue to commemorate your bravery.
Now we need a tall, big, musceld up gay dude grabbing this "dating coach" and cuddling him 😂😂😂
hero
normally, i would not condone this type of behavior. however...
@@lunarswayWhen the very guy affected by this behaviour is condoning it himself, I feel it's alright
He hands strangers his phone… isn’t that permission to take it? Thank you for the phone, goodbye.
Be like "oops I dwopped it teehee, my dainty widdle woman hands couldn't hold it..." 🥺
Just go 'yoink' and book it
11:19 the fact that he prob wrote this himself is KILLING me💀💀
Fr
“Uploaded 1 minutes ago.” I heeded the call.
When the pack calls, you listen.
Let's go
Yessir
to heed my deers call (Pengosolvent reference)
Just arrived happy to join the pack
The alpha stuff is basically just the male version of zodiac signs.
Just more predetory
Yeah
@@d3ad_n_burried both prey on pre-teens so I'd say it's pretty equal
LMAO
I LOVED THIS -Madden
agreed
As someone named Connor, this video was VIOLENTLY uncomfortable.
when you where talking about the sponsor I genuinely thought you were talking about plushies or toy trains or smth 😭😭
My great grandma told me once that "demanded respect is not respect its pity and pathetic" and I think about that whenever I see dudes like this.
Damn, that’s a really good quote. Thanks to your great grandma.
Your great grandma is so right. Good people respect adults, young children, dogs, trees, etc so if you need to demand it that means there's a reason why people don't give it to you in the first place
Your grandma was not there to mess around 😂
Your great grandma rules
it is abusive
Why does he sound like he’s trying to talk with a mouthful of q-tips
I was going to say marbles, but q-tips is way more accurate and hilarious
It’th the lithp
😂@@brandihubacek8585
NO FR
i LITERALLY almost sip everywhere with the explosion of laughter from this line.
12:02 As a woman who used to work at Best Buy, I can indeed confirm this
15 years and he still hasn’t realized we want to be treated like people
If he had 1k encounters in 2 years, i do not care for his dating advice, I want his scheduling skills
Hmmmmmm....1000÷(365 x 2) is about one to two different women a day. That is so unbelievably unrealistic. This man is delulu
@@TheRealNarnia Definitely. And I'm assuming all of them (if they were real) broke up with him
@@TheRealNarnia to be more exact, 1000 / 730 is 1.36986301369863 which is impossible, so if it was real, itd be a lot a day, maybe even a handful, which would be pretty hard to do, unless he cant last that long and goes to the next person not too soon after.
If each encounter only last a few seconds, it's doable
Watching this as a gay male is actually perfect 😭🙏
Men like this are the reason women like gay dude to be the friends, instead of CIS men, if because a gay man won’t get in a platonic relationship just to get in your pants.
I love how in every video when the sponsors come up she displays the time on the bottom of the screen. It’s really nice for anyone who just wants to watch the video and isn’t that interested to watch the sponsor this time. :)
I appreciate it, too
This guy clearly has no mother figure and never dated women before 😭💀
This man proudly jumped on an incel byproduct behavior and failed at that too. He's a statistic that will only become more of a cautionary tale with time
His mother is probably an untreated borderline. *All of the borderline women I have known in my entire life have taken their own, and have suffered tremendously and have caused untold suffering to others. Knowledge is power and you are not a diagnosis, but everyone is responsible for their actions and behavior regardless of how you feel about a mental health diagnosis. Period.
OR he's a 'boy mom's child which is equally as bad or probably worse
@@kookie_krissy6728 You got a point 💀😨
@@internetmachinei'm a borderline. let's not stigmatize us further and instead just agree that his mother was likely not a good parent to him regardless of the disorders she may have had. abuse is not a symptom of any disorder whatsoever.
"Adult activities", eh?
Like driving? Accounting? Doctor exam? Renewing your license at the DMV?
Maybe he just needed someone to help him move the couch
They did taxes together and then he complained about back pain so they went to see a chiropractor, and then they watched a reshowing of ‘It Happened One Night’ at the local theatre.
Oh, that explains why they are all doctors and lawyers and stuff! And why they won't talk about their interactions with him - HIPAA or attorney-client privilege!
That actually explains so much...
"She totally wants to talk about the time she put her finger up my butt, but she said that she couldn't tell anyone because it's like, federal law and she could lose her medical license. She also said that I should see a 'urologist' 'urgently'. She's a total freak, bro!!"
I met this super hot guy at a bar last night and when he took me home he helped me file my taxes
😂😂😂😂 This comment with these comments were the best to find here, thank you!!
Yea, I can come and help you fill your tax files, if next at next date you help me with my job application. 😊
1:55 did you see those perfect Sekiro deflect amazing swordsmanship
Gotta love how dues like this talk about how great they are with women, meanwhile they look like The Janitor from Little Nightmares
I've met guys like this. Don't engage. I repeat, do not engage. Just walk away when you get these vibes. There's no finding his better half, convincing him if your side, partaking in polite conversation, etc. It is just a sinkhole of bs and ego and he's going to think you're a pile of crap either way.
When I was younger, I met a guy like this at a party. He tried to get me to sleep with him in this random bedroom at the party. I said no so he started yelling to his buddied how I wouldn’t cooperate. So I got out of there and started walking home. Yeah, dumb I know. The guy and a car full of his buddies followed me. They tried getting me in the car. I took off running to the nearest gas station which thankfully was close by and across an intersection. Did I run against the light into traffic. Yes. So by the time they made it to me I had contacted someone to come pick me up. When they saw me on the phone (no cell phone) they took off.
@@frostcorvus7628 glad you made it out safe, that must have been terrifying :(
@@frostcorvus7628 That's terrible, who knows what could have happened to you if they caught you...?! Do you have any advice for me on this...? I'm almost an adult.
@@Lulu_Loves_Sheep as a woman it's now necessary to buy weapons (yes, weapons. something that can hurt). I advice buying a small taser and keep it in your purse. tbh taser can be pretty pricey, other option can be pepper spray or a small shaped knife. if you have a loud alarm or something that can alert the people nearby it's good too, but less help when you might end up in an isolated place. you can just bring them with you when you're going out
@@notsoptimistic My dad keeps pepper spray in the house and has shown me how to use it (but it's been a long time), I'll have to ask him to show me again before I go off on my own.
Thank you so much!💜 I'm not very strong physically or mentally, so I don't know what I would do in that situation
“Currently have 6 females” I’m gonna go ahead and say you do not, sir 😂
All waifu pillows. It used to be 12 but that was too many to keep on his twin bed.
@@maemaire82 Most accurate statement
Because there’s nothing women love more than being referred to as “females.” 😂
He’s not lying he never said they wanted to be there and they’re allowed to leave
it's the number of onlyfans accounts he can afford to subscribe to
Adult activities actually refers to doing their taxes together
If a guy handed me his phone to enter my number in, I'm going into his contacts and calling his monther
As someone who is in the BDSM community, we don't welcome nor claim anyone who will ignore/ dismiss someone saying they're not interested, dismisses consent, or tries to manipulate or force someone to do something they're not comfortable with. Someone saying they're not interested or no isn't them playing hard to get or some mind game. Accepting rejection shows that you're mature & can respect other people & treat them like a person instead of an object that exist for your pleasure. What this "coach" is doing is not okay & I hope that the next person he tried to force into giving him their phone number uses said phone to call the police on him because it isn't cute or sexy. It's immature, creepy, & dangerous because someone is going to see this "advice" & someone else is going to wind up the victim of the person who followed this guy's advice
what's bdsm again
@@al3x0X0_. "BDSM is an acronym for bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, and sadism and masochism"
@@alexiswagner5388 alr
@al3x0X0_. To add to what Alexis said, it is a variation of role-playing during intimacy regardless of if sex is involved or not. It's usually more erodic or involves different kinks that the people involved consent to, such as bondage. That being said, some of the core essentials are: consent from all involved, breaks being given, safe words being respected, stay sober, making sure that equipment is used properly, & checking on with the person or persons involved before, during, & after to make they are mentally, physically, & emotionally okay. Also, role reversal could be brought in too if needed. Those of us in the community know that if taken too far or done without consent, it could easily turn into abuse, which is why we have the essentials we do to keep intimacy both consensual & safe
I'm a victim of a guy like this. Listen to this advice and stay away.
BDSM is based on respect and boundaries. I can’t believe he’d be accepted into the community.
i don’t think he’s accepted. there is NO ONE that has any proper domming experience that literally calls themselves an “alpha dom”.
6:08 like???? is this the “dom” script he uses??? as if 😭
There isn't one bdsm community, there's millions of local communities and some of them are really shitty and sexist.
that's the kind of guy we warn new subs about
@@myakuza4366- Yeah, that’s how people get broken.
Pretty much. The videos I watched where the youtubers engages in bdsm, what i noticed is they have something in common is that they totally respect their partners. Consent is always the number 1 priority and, even if the other party is a sub, they (subs) still have the right to stand up and say what is wrong. People like him totally would not be accepted in a bdsm community because, apparently, consent is not on his vocabulary.
I am a relatively new subscriber but holy hell, your videos are so flipping entertaining. The commentary and comedy are just **chef's kiss**.
If a man told me to type his number, ima type "911"
"If I want sex, I'm gonna have it" great way to get arrested buddy!!
"You are a guest in my reality!!"
"No sir, you are a guest at Wendy's😶"
And they won’t rip your “guest ticket” in front of you. They’ll just call the police.
i was sitting at wendy's when this was said LOL (i work next to one)
That skit was awesome
“My reality” AS IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LIVING IN A REALITY 💀💀💀
I can't watch this channel too much cuz it gives me anxiety but I absolutely love your content and this is the only place I get news
I know it’s a lot of extra work but I LOVE that you include all your receipts so I don’t have to dive myself. I feel like you’d be a great lawyer and the extra skits and stuff are good. Anyway, your videos are so entertaining, thank you!
I'm fairly certain that the "adult activities" he's talking about were restraining orders.
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Child support.
@@alexanderthegoat there's not enough money to compensate what the mom and the child have to endure by having had this man around them😭
Instead of spending 15 years on „learning this skill“ he could have seen a speech coach helping him with his lisp, a dentist to fix his teeth and a therapist to help him heal his limitless insecurities.
💯. The teeth! I cannot get past the teeth! It takes a tremendous amount of hygienic neglect to make me SMELL those teeth through my phone screen
Well damn. You just roasted him to a crisp. 😂😂
Him not being able to say professional while being a "professional" was driving me nuts and I have a son who still has a slight lisp. LOL There are other worlds he could have chosen.
Muh therapy 🤣
and someone to tell him to not spew utter nonsense
There was a whole Criminal Minds episode warning us about guys like him
Your ending just talking to him was perfect. Recently found you and loving being here
When somebody says “adult activities” I don’t automatically assume sex. I assume things like taxes and paying bills. You know, activities that are exclusive to adults.
driving and such
running errands
never had errands until i was an adult smh
"Activities..." No, bro, "nightmare" is better.
plot twist: he works at H&R Block and really has done adult activities with 1000s of women 😏😏😏 he saved them so much money, they even made eye contact
That’s gross asf, he genuinely needs to get a life 😟
Bros watching in 2x speed lol
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Real
@@midivr :0 how did you know, (I have a chrome extension that I watch videos at like 10x speed)
@@Pitayaz noway🤯🤯
Your sense of humor is so quotable I adore it. Keep up the work 👍
Are we going to ignore the fact that Funky just. Has a sword.
"am I jealous or am I ugly? Take your pick." THAT WAS SUCH A COLD LINE, HANDS DOWN TO YOU
FR LMAO ❤️
its GENUINELY jarring that these "dating coaches" seem to forget that to maintain a long, healthy and enjoyable romantic relationship is to treat your partner with respect, decency and **love** 💀 ! The way they talk about women feels so dehumanizing, these are HUMAN BEINGS! Not collectables.
I don’t think these “alpha males” want a romantic relationship with a woman. It’s called women repellent.
I wish that at the VERY LEAST they’d call themselves “hook-up coaches” because while his advice will never work, it means less men will associate this with how dating should be.
its all about ego and competition to these pests
Just ALWAYS using the term 'female' it's woman, bozo
They use the word "market" "quality" "high value" "low value" and etc because they don't view women as humans. they view them as more meat
I've been following you on tiktok for a while and i just recently discovered your RUclips channel, you are so fun to watch! You're funny without trying to be, and you talk about real shit. Also, I'm living for your Weird Al aesthetic. Not sure if that was intentional or not, but you rock it 💜
Lord I love your commentary. Thank you for being you 😂 makes my drive home from a midnight shift in healthcare bearable.
The gender fluid, NB, comfortable in your own skin power move radiating from 'am I jealous or am I ugly? Take your pick' im LIVING for groovytoadlure
groovytoadlure is wild
Right?? they were so cool for that 😭😭😭god I wish I had half of their charisma
Strangeamphibiousdecoy is one of my favorite content creators, the sustenance they provide me with is beyond any form of ATP energy.
@Whydoiexisthere- SyncopatedAnuranTemptation is literally my comfort youtuber and I aim to be half the creature they are always
He looks like the type of guy to get kicked out of a Victoria’s Secret for sneaking to the back and sniffing the clothes that were left to be restocked after girls tried them on
Oh my god you’re so right. If he got into an elevator with me I’d be shoved into a corner and have 911 on speed dial 😭
Truest comment ever on this.
Ayo?!
There’s a song based on this man it’s called “Sad Sad Alpha Man” it’s on Spotify and RUclips
I hope he sees this and responds with a Tik Tok so you can make another video roasting him even more. I can’t stand this man. But I love you, thank you for the amazing content! 💕
How to get women in 5 simple steps
1. Be polite
2. Dont expect sex
3. Be respectful
4. Respect boundaries
5. Idk
Tell me more about #2? Are you sure you're not just speaking for yourself? Many of us in the sex positive culture assume thats a given, but never an obligation.
Consent is #1 but sex doesn't have to be unexpected.
@@Sentient_Gooseeveryone is different and the way they think about sex is different too just because you and some people think a certain way doesn't mean that apply to everyone so sex is definitely not a given all the time
6. Be kind.
7. Don't try to get her to shrink herself down by saying stuff like "You're so smart, I feel like I can't keep up" and looking all sad.
8. Show genuine interest in her as a person and her interests.
9. Don't invalidate her feelings and experiences.
Treat people like they're people ♥️
@@Sentient_GooseI think maybe more "don't expect sex because it's not something that is owed or earned but instead an agreement that happens when mutual interests arise " might be a bit more accurate
A guy saw this guy in public and made him take a picture with him. He tried to say no but the guy said "I don't have to accept your rejection"
😂😂😂
we need to keep finding this dude in public and do this so he can feel the same uncomfortableness he is causing either his self or his shitty advice
A true alpha
Look up "Guy Picture with Alpha Dom" and the video "I didn’t accept his rejection". It's great.
Yep the guy’s name is itsalwaysnorth. Legend status.
I like how your videos are always critical and look at other perspectives :)
Been a long time since I’ve just clicked a vid from someone that’s not in my scope of yt. Love the vid will be downloading more for my flight to binge watch 🤣 you’re very funny
“No sir, you’re a guest at Wendy’s” 😭😂 the BEST line
Got me wheezing so hard 😭💀
He can’t show us his past girlfriends for two reasons: because “Nintendo will arrest him “or “I left my Pokémon cards at home”
His dad (who owns Roblox) won't let him!!!
His Lopunny card is not in mint condition anymore, that's for sure.
she totally lives in canada you guys, she's real!! You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school
I don’t usually like videos where the creator talks almost the whole video but for some reason it’s so entertaining when you do it, I’ve been here for hours 😭
Funky has a really appealing voice.
I couldn't tell you why, but I'm someone who is reall into music, sound design, folly, etc. And Funky's voice is awesome.
@@ssjpanda8417 oh absolutely
"Adult activities" was such an opportunity for tax evasion joke
I am fully prepared for him to call you an "it" thinking he's just invented the funniest/quirkiest comeback to you.
tricks on him I use it/its pronouns
@@rileylove37BAZINGA 🥁💥🥁💥
Wow. I was SA’d multiple times before I turned 18. And this mindset is dangerous. Some guys believe they deserve whatever they want, and they will not stop no matter what you say or do.
similar position here. men like this are an active threat.
@@double_slime I was more vulnerable due to my unmedicated issues and it seems monsters could see the vulnerability like it was a big red flag. We need to do better for our kids and the future generations. 😭
I've been in the same situation. It's vile to think this attitude is being promoted as 'the' way is sickening
bless all of ur souls. i personally have not experienced smth that extreme and cannot imagine how hard it would become to live with life already being overbearing enough..
yall are so strong!!
@@double_slimeoff topic but i looked at your channel and that fursuit looks amazing
I love your content so much 😭 thank you for speaking up about problematic people
I’ve loved your content for years now & just stumbled across this clown last month so it’s hilarious seeing these worlds collide 😂
I would be very happy to be permanently BANNED from this dude's "reality".
Uh, his domain will never make the whitelist of my life