This "Alpha" Dating Coach is CREEPY

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  • @sneakysnek572
    @sneakysnek572 Месяц назад +17346

    “Adult activities” is one of the least adult ways to refer to sex I’ve ever heard uttered by a grown man

    • @maribethbarlow
      @maribethbarlow Месяц назад +1116

      Adult activities like restraining orders and police reports

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +685

      Same vibes as “hanky panky” and “getting down to business”

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Месяц назад +236

      ​@@ghoultooth The "hanky panky" one is funny because Ember's father says that in the Pixar movie Elemental, literally

    • @cryptochrome3090
      @cryptochrome3090 Месяц назад +115

      Reminds me of once in high school this girl I knew posted a pic of some kind of soap or skin care thing with oil in it that said “NOT VIRGIN” on the label to her story and said “they didn’t have to call me out like that” still embarrasses me lol

    • @MachallaNaNaNa
      @MachallaNaNaNa Месяц назад +116

      Yeah. I refer to sexy time as "shenanigans" when I have to censor myself, and that feels more mature than "adult activities"

  • @honeybunny222
    @honeybunny222 Месяц назад +32441

    Start asking men, " is that a furry thing?" when they say they're an alpha

    • @ItsJustSeb
      @ItsJustSeb Месяц назад +3956

      "Are you into A/B/O?" And if they don't know explain in excruciating detail and they'll never call themselves an Alpha again.

    • @rebekahbrafford8222
      @rebekahbrafford8222 Месяц назад +1657

      @@ItsJustSebdon’t forget to fallow them repeating cursed fan fics from memory

    • @riverrile
      @riverrile Месяц назад +1947

      "If you're an alpha, who's the omega??"

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 Месяц назад +241

      This.

    • @JustD-nn6sl
      @JustD-nn6sl Месяц назад +788

      If they say no, ask about if there is the omegaverse.

  • @theletter_A
    @theletter_A Месяц назад +4103

    a vibrator ad in the middle of a "alpha male" video is actually such a power move

  • @Elgrin1701
    @Elgrin1701 Месяц назад +1526

    “You are a guest in my reality” “No sir, you are a guest at Wendy’s”. 😂

    • @athena6832
      @athena6832 29 дней назад +16

      🤣 I love her so much

    • @Loufieloufie
      @Loufieloufie 29 дней назад +10

      One of my fav parts fr

    • @Elgrin1701
      @Elgrin1701 29 дней назад +9

      @@Loufieloufie they are so funny. Love their videos.

    • @Elgrin1701
      @Elgrin1701 29 дней назад

      @@athena6832 agreed. When a notification comes in im watching them as soon as i can. They are great.

    • @pin3appl3pizzapr0ductions98
      @pin3appl3pizzapr0ductions98 9 дней назад

      ​@@athena6832them, sorry

  • @alicenoele9530
    @alicenoele9530 Месяц назад +8306

    When he sounded disgusted by the thought of being friends with a woman...it spoke VOLUMES

    • @user-qv8gt6ty6t
      @user-qv8gt6ty6t Месяц назад +289

      RED FLAG

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +670

      Because being friends with a woman would mean having to see her as a person and that terrifies him.

    • @sillygabbs
      @sillygabbs Месяц назад +59

      Exactly!!!

    • @Iluvfrogs-lj8vr
      @Iluvfrogs-lj8vr Месяц назад +74

      I have so MANY guy friends and by far I have never laughed so much

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 Месяц назад +102

      As a guy literally my only friends in school were girls. The boys were too damn loud.

  • @FredWeasleyFreak
    @FredWeasleyFreak Месяц назад +12189

    I know this guy. He's a former Jehovah's witness, and he actually got divorced in 2019. His ex wife is no contact with him.

    • @marieseaman7855
      @marieseaman7855 Месяц назад +1980

      That makes a lot of sense actually

    • @flamingfoxx
      @flamingfoxx Месяц назад +1700

      That both explains so much and opens up even more questions

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +649

      funniest twist ever

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +747

      he does give off repressed vibes

    • @hannahm4078
      @hannahm4078 Месяц назад +265

      That makes so much sense honestly

  • @Chocolate_sims
    @Chocolate_sims Месяц назад +367

    My biggest flex is that he blocked me

    • @KittyDivinePNG
      @KittyDivinePNG 7 дней назад +14

      OMG YES

    • @dewdropdrew
      @dewdropdrew 7 дней назад +11

      lmao that's great

    • @dovahkiingaia888
      @dovahkiingaia888 6 дней назад +13

      i'm proud of you

    • @plebbypebblepleb
      @plebbypebblepleb 4 дня назад +8

      tell me why omg lmao

    • @Chocolate_sims
      @Chocolate_sims 3 дня назад

      @@plebbypebblepleb It's probbly because i said ''as a woman i wouldnt touch you with a 10 ft pole if you paid me a million dollars'' or something like that

  • @__The__Hand
    @__The__Hand 17 дней назад +205

    “I’ve had 1,000 women”... and as I can see, not a single one of them was a dentist

  • @aiden3627
    @aiden3627 Месяц назад +8085

    “I’ve had 1,000 women” and none of them stayed with you.

    • @Potterhead443
      @Potterhead443 Месяц назад +138

      Lmao 💀

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +423

      such a gross thing to be proud of. 1,000 failed opportunities

    • @saycandace1341
      @saycandace1341 Месяц назад +143

      Sleeping with 1k people; that's too much, you lost your soul to begin with.

    • @bunnyconcubus8468
      @bunnyconcubus8468 Месяц назад +20

      That's not a bad thing or a dunk, yeah he or anyone really has had multiple partners isn't a bad thing though. Some people just enjoy casual relationships, not every interaction wether it romantic or sexual should be you trying to get into a committed relationship if you don't want it.

    • @bunnyconcubus8468
      @bunnyconcubus8468 Месяц назад +27

      ​@@saycandace1341This is such a dumb take.

  • @DanielletheMoran
    @DanielletheMoran Месяц назад +5835

    “Don’t accept rejection” just sounds like another way to encourage men to harass women when they say no.

  • @De-Dee
    @De-Dee Месяц назад +259

    Perfect description of fragile masculinity

    • @ChappalMarungi
      @ChappalMarungi Месяц назад +7

      Very accurate!

    • @Reny-Fox
      @Reny-Fox 14 дней назад +13

      thats not fragile, thats straight up evaporation

  • @BoundBunny
    @BoundBunny Месяц назад +364

    I am in a dedicated dom/sub relationship and it is the sweetest, most wholesome relationship I have ever been in. We are equal partners until he grabs my collar, and then because of the loving respect he shows me, I willingly submit. He takes my no for no, and he is ridiculously loyal and ridiculous. A real dom earns submission, not demands it.

    • @Halloweenqueen2026
      @Halloweenqueen2026 Месяц назад +30

      Exactly

    • @Halloweenqueen2026
      @Halloweenqueen2026 Месяц назад +78

      There’s safety in that sense too because in order to submit you have to feel safe to do so

    • @brolylook
      @brolylook Месяц назад +86

      Yes. Exactly. My dom has always respected BOUNDARIES and usually asks what I want rather than telling me what she wants. This kind of respect and trust melts my heart so I’m just like “my dude literally do ANYTHING to me”
      If someone I barely knew tried to make me feel unsafe in order to show their dominance, I would be so turned off. What about that is sexy or appealing?

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 29 дней назад +46

      @@brolylook "What about that is sexy or appealing?" It can be in fiction, but there are a LOT of things in fiction that shouldn't be imitated in real life.

    • @brolylook
      @brolylook 29 дней назад +36

      @@catbatrat1760 In fiction, mayyyyyybe. But exactly, some things shouldn’t be imitated irl unless you know and trust the person you’re with. And make sure it’s like, not illegal.

  • @lyn100
    @lyn100 Месяц назад +12370

    i said this on another video on this guy, but not accepting a rejection is how some women get murdered.

    • @sallysavage9609
      @sallysavage9609 Месяц назад +331

      Absolutely

    • @ghastlycandle
      @ghastlycandle Месяц назад +739

      sadly men like him don't seem to care how dangerous their messages can be

    • @fabiobathomarcopastoreoliv2461
      @fabiobathomarcopastoreoliv2461 Месяц назад +267

      Omg yes! I keep saying that to people but they never take it seriously.

    • @Littlemeast12Animations
      @Littlemeast12Animations Месяц назад

      somethin tells me he’s probably the reason why women fear rejecting a man, how many bodies does he has piled up in his basement?

    • @connorbrown9422
      @connorbrown9422 Месяц назад +12

      It's how they reject guys

  • @clara-em7vd
    @clara-em7vd Месяц назад +8302

    "Over 1k women have done 'adult activities' with me." Dude, cashiers asking for ID when you go to buy your delulu juice doesn't count.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +273

      Not just that, it doesn’t seem like much of a flex. It just makes me a little concerned about the absolutely, completely and definitely real women that thought he reached their standards.

    • @Human_Earthling
      @Human_Earthling Месяц назад +89

      Exactly! Dude looks more like an incel.

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 Месяц назад +155

      Fr like is this an STD speedrun? 😭

    • @carlybowers-smith8088
      @carlybowers-smith8088 Месяц назад +12

      I guess he outdid my ex husband then 😂🙄

    • @iridium7554
      @iridium7554 Месяц назад +11

      Your medal is in the mail!

  • @JennyFB1281
    @JennyFB1281 Месяц назад +190

    "If someone told me that they're a 17 year old ass model, my first instinct would be to call CPS." 😂😅😂😅😂 EPIC!

  • @user-xi2oy7cy9q
    @user-xi2oy7cy9q 28 дней назад +83

    Once someone did the ‘not accepting rejection’ thing to me, (it was the asking for my number one) I took his phone and threw it on the ground. If you’re still out there, Ben, no *still* means no.

  • @jochenau9164
    @jochenau9164 Месяц назад +3730

    Treating women like objects isn't an adult activity.

    • @thErianxOscar
      @thErianxOscar Месяц назад +91

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACKKKKKK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @Sparrowsfeatheredfables
      @Sparrowsfeatheredfables Месяц назад +1

      @@thErianxOscarOMG #Basilabuse

    • @thErianxOscar
      @thErianxOscar Месяц назад +4

      @@Sparrowsfeatheredfables #basilabuseislegal

    • @sparklelikeaghost
      @sparklelikeaghost Месяц назад +9

      @@thErianxOscar can we stop yelling? There's like 4 of us here

    • @chelloo9517
      @chelloo9517 Месяц назад +2

      well....~ lol jk jk jk

  • @jacepena4826
    @jacepena4826 Месяц назад +4895

    As a man. This is gross. If you genuinely want someone to like you just be kind and considerate. Respect boundaries and just dont be an asshole

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Месяц назад +105

      I love your pfp

    • @caseyw.6550
      @caseyw.6550 Месяц назад +169

      What?!?!? But taking a 12 hour course I paid money for just seems like the better way to go.

    • @E3AloeLi
      @E3AloeLi Месяц назад

      As someone who was groomed by a guy like this and raped by someone who pushed me to “do it” after I repeatedly said no when i was 13 your comment gives me hope

    • @MarzipanCat.
      @MarzipanCat. Месяц назад +89

      Being kind and considerate? Pah, what a ridiculous idea

    • @DNull-wt8fb
      @DNull-wt8fb Месяц назад +40

      It's just horrendous people using "Social norms" as a place to hide from accusations or just normalize a depraved attitude

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 Месяц назад +90

    He’s been with a model? Like been in the same building? That I can believe

  • @czntrm
    @czntrm Месяц назад +99

    It's stuff like this that makes me more distrustful of men. I've recently had to deal with a stalker who kept coming to my workplace. Such a nightmare.

    • @Halloweenqueen2026
      @Halloweenqueen2026 Месяц назад +3

      Exactly I’m so sorry you deal with that distrust is so common these days that’s not what should happen ever but it our world we live in sad but true and we live in a world where we have to have a self defense system now that is how unsafe we feel now because men can’t take no for answers I had said no to a man and he followed me home and harassed me and-he got violent with me it’s so sad we normalize telling men we have a man so we don’t get stalked or harassed or raped or shot or murderd

    • @geekygoggles628
      @geekygoggles628 28 дней назад +2

      I'm so sorry you've had to deal with garbage like that. Just remember that the vast majority of men would, either physically or verbally, kick this dude in the teeth. Believe me, I'm wary too and there's no shame in that, but there are safe people, and you will find them. If I've had a particularly bad time with men while I'm at work (ew, sales), I often come home and watch compilations of guys doing wholesome things. It helps to remind me that my friends and my fiancé aren't the only kind men out there. ^_^

    • @van_ol1056
      @van_ol1056 24 дня назад

      ​@@geekygoggles628most men are like this. Men are often shitty bc other men don't keep them in check. They are afraid to wear dresses bc of other men. They should be moreafraid to harass women.
      There are good men, just very few. It's perfectly fine to be distrustful of men bc they don't give you reason to do so and if something happens you're at fault.

    • @noway377
      @noway377 22 дня назад +7

      I'm a man, and I completely agree. Being in male dominated spaces made me despise them. The things they'd say while women weren't around still makes my skin crawl. And I've dated a few guys that have made me fear for my life. So yeah, there's a lot of unhinged dudes out there and I'd never be one of those guys who tell women not to be weary of men because honestly, based on what I've heard, seen, and personally experienced from men you absolutely should be scared of them.

  • @katraylor
    @katraylor Месяц назад +7137

    -Dead, shadowed eyes
    -Creepy stare
    -Literal neck-beard
    -Greasy hair coaxed into a limp facsimile of a Mad Men hairstyle
    -Wardrobe consisting of ill-fitting T-shirts and polo shirts in unflattering colors
    Wow. Yum. Hold me back.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Месяц назад +1

      -Whiny lisp
      -Trying Way Too Hard To Be Heterosexual

    • @kaiapanda9430
      @kaiapanda9430 Месяц назад +366

      Fucking legendary comment omg

    • @Positive_Pepper
      @Positive_Pepper Месяц назад

      Honestly couldn't stop staring at his unkept teeth... 🤮

    • @margaretbush
      @margaretbush Месяц назад +189

      Classic signs of psychopathy

    • @darbs2112
      @darbs2112 Месяц назад

      Clammy gray skin, shit stain mustache

  • @geckohunter123
    @geckohunter123 Месяц назад +3676

    Self-proclaimed alphas are so cute. They're LARPINGing in their wolf fursonas and they get all riled up and yappy when you tell them that. So precious.

    • @takoyaki-is-tired
      @takoyaki-is-tired Месяц назад +99

      LMAO

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl Месяц назад +388

      saying “aw aren’t you cute” to anyone who tries to make themselves look tough/macho/alpha is effective as hell. it’s a big ego punch. i witnessed my friend do it while we were at a party, she is my hero fr

    • @Kif_Lee
      @Kif_Lee Месяц назад +75

      Wolf fursonas 😂 you just made my day!

    • @Im.a.king.not.a.princess
      @Im.a.king.not.a.princess Месяц назад +9

      Win 😂😂😂

    • @charlottegrace6656
      @charlottegrace6656 Месяц назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ikechkuwu9036
    @ikechkuwu9036 Месяц назад +106

    I heard "toys" and clicked on the link out of curiousity only to be jumpscared by the different kind

    • @PeacheIIe
      @PeacheIIe Месяц назад +5

      You and me both buddy

    • @samissomewhere4573
      @samissomewhere4573 28 дней назад +12

      Bros too young to be here

    • @The_Lute777
      @The_Lute777 13 дней назад +8

      Little bro got a free trial of permanent emotional trauma a high quality toy

    • @ikechkuwu9036
      @ikechkuwu9036 13 дней назад +4

      @@samissomewhere4573 that's not even the case, i just didnt expect such sponsors on yt

    • @ssjpanda8417
      @ssjpanda8417 10 дней назад +5

      (asexual toy collector noises intensify)

  • @Skittles361
    @Skittles361 27 дней назад +40

    this dude literally reminds me of a story my aunt told me. basically a guy was following her and kept asking her out when he was in his 30s and she was FIFTEEN. and he was pressuring her and kept saying she owed him and a bunch of bullsh!t. and she LITERALLY HAD TO CALL THE FLIPPIN COPS TO GET HIM TO STOP

    • @musicangle850
      @musicangle850 10 дней назад

      aight i gotta ask did he leave. keep persersing afterwards or did he run?

    • @Skittles361
      @Skittles361 10 дней назад

      @@musicangle850 once he heard her call the cops he ran

  • @katdobbs1032
    @katdobbs1032 Месяц назад +2865

    If a woman bragged about being with that many people she’d get called a myriad of disgusting words and told her “value” has gone down.

    • @marckhachfe1238
      @marckhachfe1238 Месяц назад

      Yes because it would be true. It's also the same with this jackass.

    • @ca678.4
      @ca678.4 Месяц назад +253

      @@marckhachfe1238Not all of you. But many men do look up to this sort of thing. Let’s be honest here. Many men do look up to others who have many women around them/being intimate with them. Talking about how many women you’ve been with or speaking about your last hookup is part of guy talk. Men themselves have made it a point to come online and state that it’s different if a man does it but wrong if it’s a woman. Because women should be virgins and virtuous. But then who will these men have sex with to brag about? Doesn’t make any sense

    • @marckhachfe1238
      @marckhachfe1238 Месяц назад

      @@ca678.4 Agreed. Totally get your point. I should have stipulated that i meant, secure, mature guys. But there is a difference between guys bragging about how many girls they slept with and saying its over 1000. I assure you, at least with the guys i know (and bear in mind im approaching 50), if a guy told me or any of my friends he bedded 1000 girls, we would think hes either lying and/or just a twat.

    • @user-rc2yf8kt7i
      @user-rc2yf8kt7i Месяц назад +142

      Double standards are the only standards men have.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Месяц назад

      @@ca678.4 That is true, many men do believe this awful stuff. It's a real problem. And their needs to be a reckoning about it. Personally, I think one of the causes and symptoms of the current strain of this thinking (it's long existed, but it mutates each generation), is men like Andrew Tate who have co-opted the 'role model' position for overwhelmed adolescent boys.
      The stuff they say sounds patently ridiculously, and awful, if you actually listen and think about it for too long (I highly recommend the Andrew Tate episode of the Behind the Bastards podcast for more on this) but it's a bit like the Nigerian Prince scam. The scam itself is a filter for picking out young men with little life experience, who can be easily manipulated and pulled deeper.

  • @annieaimeesanchezsaldana944
    @annieaimeesanchezsaldana944 Месяц назад +6800

    Why is that man built like a bottle of febreeze who has gone through 7 divorces and is paying child support for the 10 children he doesn't care about 💀🙏

    • @Ilumenix
      @Ilumenix Месяц назад +125

      Real 💀🙏🙏

    • @rainsenpai5321
      @rainsenpai5321 Месяц назад +125

      GOT ME GIGGLING 😭😭😭

    • @nikkineartheelms
      @nikkineartheelms Месяц назад +174

      He's giving " toe thumb " vibes 😂

    • @lyrabloodwolf2171
      @lyrabloodwolf2171 Месяц назад +151

      I feel like that incorrectly implies he’s actually had sex

    • @annieaimeesanchezsaldana944
      @annieaimeesanchezsaldana944 Месяц назад +140

      @@lyrabloodwolf2171 no bc the only time he's been near a woman is prolly in court proceedings for harassment 💀

  • @layzhaze6128
    @layzhaze6128 Месяц назад +50

    Someone call his mom, because little Johnny is off his leash

    • @van_ol1056
      @van_ol1056 24 дня назад +5

      Give his mom a rest, she is punished enough already 😭

  • @LiterallyPimPimling
    @LiterallyPimPimling Месяц назад +23

    asked my dad how he felt about not having to accept a women’s rejection he said “if I guy came up to me and said that I’d be in prison again”

  • @KimClarke777
    @KimClarke777 Месяц назад +2998

    Saw a post shared on X.
    Someone saw this guy at a gym and asked for a picture. He said he was busy and declined.
    They declined to accept his rejection and pulled him in by his shirt for a photo and he looks so uncomfortable.
    Hoist by his own petard.

    • @lightningsage410
      @lightningsage410 Месяц назад +367

      Doing the world a favor. Whoever you are who did this, we all love you and will be making you a statue to commemorate your bravery.

    • @jesmey4902
      @jesmey4902 Месяц назад

      Now we need a tall, big, musceld up gay dude grabbing this "dating coach" and cuddling him 😂😂😂

    • @Masked_Angel666
      @Masked_Angel666 Месяц назад +91

      hero

    • @lunarsway
      @lunarsway Месяц назад +280

      normally, i would not condone this type of behavior. however...

    • @redaurora8602
      @redaurora8602 Месяц назад +174

      ​@@lunarswayWhen the very guy affected by this behaviour is condoning it himself, I feel it's alright

  • @clover7956
    @clover7956 Месяц назад +3249

    “They think no means yes and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me I’m yours’.”

  • @ellaowly
    @ellaowly 28 дней назад +28

    It would make my DAY if I told a man that he couldn’t have my number and he gave me his phone and told me “put it in” anyway. The pure ecstasy of someone confidently humiliating themselves in front of me would be too much; handing their ego to me on a silver platter only for me to shatter it by laughing in their face. I would ascend

  • @cucumberbleh
    @cucumberbleh Месяц назад +37

    When I was in high school I got involved with this one guy who just couldn’t take no as an answer. I had to do everything he wanted to do or he’d get pissed at me and keep shoving at my boundries or threaten to leave me for other people.
    That kind of mindset is really dangerous and thank you for calling it out.

  • @TheGoreNhoney
    @TheGoreNhoney Месяц назад +2410

    Getting a toy sponsor on this video about this guy is such a fucking power move.
    "These toys exist because guys like you exist, and im making money from it."

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm Месяц назад +31

      😂 fucking literally though istg

    • @Lila_Sky
      @Lila_Sky Месяц назад +20

      Fucking, literally 😂

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Месяц назад +79

      Reminds me of the story of the guy tossing his ex gf's toy at her feet telling her she'll be needing that since she broke up with him (I think it was because he cheated, but can't remember) only for her to throw it in the bin and tell him "the fact I'm no longer with you, means I no longer need this". 😂

    • @arhansen85
      @arhansen85 Месяц назад +4

      You know it’s just product placement! The a huge sale on Alpha Doms!

    • @TheGoreNhoney
      @TheGoreNhoney Месяц назад

      @@arhansen85 so they're a part of human trafficking? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Chocolate-rossabell
    @Chocolate-rossabell Месяц назад +5219

    "You dont have to accept her rejection"
    *she doesn't have to accept the laws*

    • @Chris-ew7pb
      @Chris-ew7pb Месяц назад +423

      Right?? Some of them fail to realize women got pewpews and guard dogs and not everyone is gonna "be nice" about this stalker type behavior.

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier Месяц назад +193

      Murder it is :>

    • @thomeg492
      @thomeg492 Месяц назад +372

      @@Chris-ew7pb Had this exact interaction a few months ago. It was insane, I never thought it would happen to me until it did. Guy at the bar was very insistent about coming home with me or me going home with him. I was just there with my work friends to hang out and had a polite conversation with him because he came up to me, but then he wouldn't leave me alone. It got to the point where we were walking out the door and he started to follow, despite me saying several times that I was leaving alone, and I said something like "I hope you're not planning on this going anywhere," he asked for the tenth time why that would be a problem if he did, and I replied with something along the lines of, "Because I've never had to use my 9mm and I was hoping I wouldn't have to. I guess it's your decision now." He stopped following me after that. :)

    • @to_ur_heart
      @to_ur_heart Месяц назад +33

      @@ladycavalier I can help ^w^ 🎀✨💕

    • @lynniewood
      @lynniewood Месяц назад +181

      I wonder if he'd have the same energy if a guy or someone he's not attracted to wants him and won't accept his rejection? These dudes all suddenly understand consent when it comes to their own bodies...

  • @Strawberriiz
    @Strawberriiz Месяц назад +38

    “I feel like I’m reading the back of an Axe body spray canister” killed me 😂

  • @PerplexingRat
    @PerplexingRat Месяц назад +21

    Actual dating advice: BE NICE

  • @mugglecatful
    @mugglecatful Месяц назад +3019

    I've met guys like this. Don't engage. I repeat, do not engage. Just walk away when you get these vibes. There's no finding his better half, convincing him if your side, partaking in polite conversation, etc. It is just a sinkhole of bs and ego and he's going to think you're a pile of crap either way.

    • @frostcorvus7628
      @frostcorvus7628 Месяц назад +329

      When I was younger, I met a guy like this at a party. He tried to get me to sleep with him in this random bedroom at the party. I said no so he started yelling to his buddied how I wouldn’t cooperate. So I got out of there and started walking home. Yeah, dumb I know. The guy and a car full of his buddies followed me. They tried getting me in the car. I took off running to the nearest gas station which thankfully was close by and across an intersection. Did I run against the light into traffic. Yes. So by the time they made it to me I had contacted someone to come pick me up. When they saw me on the phone (no cell phone) they took off.

    • @nocturneofeclipse
      @nocturneofeclipse Месяц назад +155

      @@frostcorvus7628 glad you made it out safe, that must have been terrifying :(

    • @Lulu_Loves_Sheep
      @Lulu_Loves_Sheep Месяц назад +65

      @@frostcorvus7628 That's terrible, who knows what could have happened to you if they caught you...?! Do you have any advice for me on this...? I'm almost an adult.

    • @notsoptimistic
      @notsoptimistic Месяц назад +72

      ​@@Lulu_Loves_Sheep as a woman it's now necessary to buy weapons (yes, weapons. something that can hurt). I advice buying a small taser and keep it in your purse. tbh taser can be pretty pricey, other option can be pepper spray or a small shaped knife. if you have a loud alarm or something that can alert the people nearby it's good too, but less help when you might end up in an isolated place. you can just bring them with you when you're going out

    • @Lulu_Loves_Sheep
      @Lulu_Loves_Sheep Месяц назад +44

      @@notsoptimistic My dad keeps pepper spray in the house and has shown me how to use it (but it's been a long time), I'll have to ask him to show me again before I go off on my own.
      Thank you so much!💜 I'm not very strong physically or mentally, so I don't know what I would do in that situation

  • @kaniq6120
    @kaniq6120 Месяц назад +2220

    My great grandma told me once that "demanded respect is not respect its pity and pathetic" and I think about that whenever I see dudes like this.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 Месяц назад +43

      Damn, that’s a really good quote. Thanks to your great grandma.

    • @drendraleigh4722
      @drendraleigh4722 Месяц назад +39

      Your great grandma is so right. Good people respect adults, young children, dogs, trees, etc so if you need to demand it that means there's a reason why people don't give it to you in the first place

    • @bobpasta9600
      @bobpasta9600 Месяц назад +12

      Your grandma was not there to mess around 😂

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Месяц назад +10

      Your great grandma rules

    • @cosmicreef5858
      @cosmicreef5858 Месяц назад

      it is abusive

  • @nineblackgoats
    @nineblackgoats Месяц назад +14

    This guy just made me unlock a new party trick: laugh, cry and vomit all at once.

  • @popp9774
    @popp9774 18 дней назад +13

    11:19 the fact that he prob wrote this himself is KILLING me💀💀

  • @Ilumenix
    @Ilumenix Месяц назад +3142

    This guy clearly has no mother figure and never dated women before 😭💀

    • @Cunthr
      @Cunthr Месяц назад +168

      This man proudly jumped on an incel byproduct behavior and failed at that too. He's a statistic that will only become more of a cautionary tale with time

    • @internetmachine
      @internetmachine Месяц назад +30

      His mother is probably an untreated borderline. *All of the borderline women I have known in my entire life have taken their own, and have suffered tremendously and have caused untold suffering to others. Knowledge is power and you are not a diagnosis, but everyone is responsible for their actions and behavior regardless of how you feel about a mental health diagnosis. Period.

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 Месяц назад +71

      OR he's a 'boy mom's child which is equally as bad or probably worse

    • @Ilumenix
      @Ilumenix Месяц назад +10

      @@kookie_krissy6728 You got a point 💀😨

    • @doodlebugwahoo
      @doodlebugwahoo Месяц назад +66

      ​@@internetmachinei'm a borderline. let's not stigmatize us further and instead just agree that his mother was likely not a good parent to him regardless of the disorders she may have had. abuse is not a symptom of any disorder whatsoever.

  • @Elientjepientje.
    @Elientjepientje. Месяц назад +1803

    You know what? I think the lady who married the eiffel tower and who dated a fence might be quite a sensible person actually

  • @connorbryant5719
    @connorbryant5719 Месяц назад +8

    As someone named Connor, this video was VIOLENTLY uncomfortable.

  • @Fading_Sunset
    @Fading_Sunset Месяц назад +17

    12:02 As a woman who used to work at Best Buy, I can indeed confirm this

  • @Gwythawe
    @Gwythawe Месяц назад +3326

    “Uploaded 1 minutes ago.” I heeded the call.

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 Месяц назад +2030

    BDSM is based on respect and boundaries. I can’t believe he’d be accepted into the community.

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl Месяц назад +344

      i don’t think he’s accepted. there is NO ONE that has any proper domming experience that literally calls themselves an “alpha dom”.
      6:08 like???? is this the “dom” script he uses??? as if 😭

    • @QueenOfTheRandom
      @QueenOfTheRandom Месяц назад

      There isn't one bdsm community, there's millions of local communities and some of them are really shitty and sexist.

    • @myakuza4366
      @myakuza4366 Месяц назад +254

      that's the kind of guy we warn new subs about

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 Месяц назад +63

      @@myakuza4366- Yeah, that’s how people get broken.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 Месяц назад +132

      Pretty much. The videos I watched where the youtubers engages in bdsm, what i noticed is they have something in common is that they totally respect their partners. Consent is always the number 1 priority and, even if the other party is a sub, they (subs) still have the right to stand up and say what is wrong. People like him totally would not be accepted in a bdsm community because, apparently, consent is not on his vocabulary.

  • @ParkerDashlookinahh
    @ParkerDashlookinahh Месяц назад +11

    Watching this as a gay male is actually perfect 😭🙏

  • @aziouss2863
    @aziouss2863 4 дня назад +3

    Okay the "saw the front lines of both world wars" line killed me.

  • @gumi_wumi
    @gumi_wumi Месяц назад +1945

    Pretty sure one of the first things you get taught in kindergarten is "No mean no"

    • @Leafonthefloor
      @Leafonthefloor Месяц назад +27

      Yes! And people just don’t listen to it because it’s from kindergarten!

    • @julsenn91
      @julsenn91 Месяц назад +96

      Negative. I'm a toddler teacher. We teach our 1 year olds this. So, pretty much fresh out of the womb...

    • @Leafonthefloor
      @Leafonthefloor Месяц назад +22

      @@julsenn91 That’s even better!

    • @julsenn91
      @julsenn91 Месяц назад +18

      @@Leafonthefloor Exactly! This "man" has no excuse whatsoever

    • @Leafonthefloor
      @Leafonthefloor Месяц назад +5

      @@julsenn91 seriously tho!

  • @tvmayer
    @tvmayer Месяц назад +1900

    The fact that he doesn’t know WHY the nails are a problem tells you everything you need to know.

    • @tomb6576
      @tomb6576 Месяц назад +235

      I'm a pan dude... There is no way this guy has been around anyone but himself

    • @RuminatingRaptor
      @RuminatingRaptor Месяц назад +141

      @@tomb6576
      Even his hands reject him.

    • @StarrMar
      @StarrMar Месяц назад +57

      @@tomb6576I read that as “im a panda”

    • @ravenray6986
      @ravenray6986 Месяц назад

      The fact that he states that "raking a nail on her clit" and being rough is the ultimate way to make her "O" is making me wanna feed myself spoonfuls of dirt until I'm buried 6ft under 💀

    • @Hotspot87
      @Hotspot87 Месяц назад +65

      I'm a gay dude and I even know why he shouldn't have his nails so long. lol

  • @tyrian522
    @tyrian522 Месяц назад +6

    15 years and he still hasn’t realized we want to be treated like people

  • @Alineedsanap
    @Alineedsanap 5 дней назад +3

    Adult activities actually refers to doing their taxes together

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 Месяц назад +1595

    As someone who is in the BDSM community, we don't welcome nor claim anyone who will ignore/ dismiss someone saying they're not interested, dismisses consent, or tries to manipulate or force someone to do something they're not comfortable with. Someone saying they're not interested or no isn't them playing hard to get or some mind game. Accepting rejection shows that you're mature & can respect other people & treat them like a person instead of an object that exist for your pleasure. What this "coach" is doing is not okay & I hope that the next person he tried to force into giving him their phone number uses said phone to call the police on him because it isn't cute or sexy. It's immature, creepy, & dangerous because someone is going to see this "advice" & someone else is going to wind up the victim of the person who followed this guy's advice

    • @al3x0X0_.
      @al3x0X0_. Месяц назад +6

      what's bdsm again

    • @alexiswagner5388
      @alexiswagner5388 Месяц назад +56

      ​@@al3x0X0_. "BDSM is an acronym for bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, and sadism and masochism"

    • @al3x0X0_.
      @al3x0X0_. Месяц назад

      @@alexiswagner5388 alr

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 Месяц назад +61

      @al3x0X0_. To add to what Alexis said, it is a variation of role-playing during intimacy regardless of if sex is involved or not. It's usually more erodic or involves different kinks that the people involved consent to, such as bondage. That being said, some of the core essentials are: consent from all involved, breaks being given, safe words being respected, stay sober, making sure that equipment is used properly, & checking on with the person or persons involved before, during, & after to make they are mentally, physically, & emotionally okay. Also, role reversal could be brought in too if needed. Those of us in the community know that if taken too far or done without consent, it could easily turn into abuse, which is why we have the essentials we do to keep intimacy both consensual & safe

    • @samanthahaggstrom3707
      @samanthahaggstrom3707 Месяц назад +34

      I'm a victim of a guy like this. Listen to this advice and stay away.

  • @itsonevideoc1675
    @itsonevideoc1675 Месяц назад +915

    If he had 1k encounters in 2 years, i do not care for his dating advice, I want his scheduling skills

    • @TheRealNarnia
      @TheRealNarnia Месяц назад +80

      Hmmmmmm....1000÷(365 x 2) is about one to two different women a day. That is so unbelievably unrealistic. This man is delulu

    • @SailorMoonMangaFan
      @SailorMoonMangaFan Месяц назад +33

      @@TheRealNarnia Definitely. And I'm assuming all of them (if they were real) broke up with him

    • @S4nr1o_s
      @S4nr1o_s 26 дней назад +7

      @@TheRealNarnia to be more exact, 1000 / 730 is 1.36986301369863 which is impossible, so if it was real, itd be a lot a day, maybe even a handful, which would be pretty hard to do, unless he cant last that long and goes to the next person not too soon after.

    • @bernice_anders
      @bernice_anders 24 дня назад +4

      If each encounter only last a few seconds, it's doable

  • @FlyingWonderGirl
    @FlyingWonderGirl 12 дней назад +8

    He hands strangers his phone… isn’t that permission to take it? Thank you for the phone, goodbye.

    • @evilbutterfly8
      @evilbutterfly8 3 дня назад +1

      Be like "oops I dwopped it teehee, my dainty widdle woman hands couldn't hold it..." 🥺

    • @monoduck
      @monoduck 2 дня назад +2

      Just go 'yoink' and book it

  • @renastone1270
    @renastone1270 3 дня назад +3

    A million bucks says he's never been laid.

  • @The_Robbing_Narrator
    @The_Robbing_Narrator Месяц назад +23880

    The alpha stuff is basically just the male version of zodiac signs.

  • @sophiagraells4562
    @sophiagraells4562 Месяц назад +1042

    "Adult activities", eh?
    Like driving? Accounting? Doctor exam? Renewing your license at the DMV?

    • @themustar601
      @themustar601 Месяц назад +48

      Maybe he just needed someone to help him move the couch

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Месяц назад +35

      They did taxes together and then he complained about back pain so they went to see a chiropractor, and then they watched a reshowing of ‘It Happened One Night’ at the local theatre.

    • @ndawn90
      @ndawn90 Месяц назад +28

      Oh, that explains why they are all doctors and lawyers and stuff! And why they won't talk about their interactions with him - HIPAA or attorney-client privilege!
      That actually explains so much...
      "She totally wants to talk about the time she put her finger up my butt, but she said that she couldn't tell anyone because it's like, federal law and she could lose her medical license. She also said that I should see a 'urologist' 'urgently'. She's a total freak, bro!!"

    • @localcryptid740
      @localcryptid740 Месяц назад +15

      I met this super hot guy at a bar last night and when he took me home he helped me file my taxes

    • @Rogetro
      @Rogetro Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂 This comment with these comments were the best to find here, thank you!!
      Yea, I can come and help you fill your tax files, if next at next date you help me with my job application. 😊

  • @jadetheravinkitty6368
    @jadetheravinkitty6368 11 дней назад +3

    Gotta love how dues like this talk about how great they are with women, meanwhile they look like The Janitor from Little Nightmares

  • @coraline2770
    @coraline2770 Месяц назад +17

    1:55 did you see those perfect Sekiro deflect amazing swordsmanship

  • @Pitayaz
    @Pitayaz Месяц назад +2115

    That’s gross asf, he genuinely needs to get a life 😟

    • @midivr
      @midivr Месяц назад +8

      Bros watching in 2x speed lol

    • @edentherat4950
      @edentherat4950 Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @Gleebydeeby
      @Gleebydeeby Месяц назад

      Real

    • @Pitayaz
      @Pitayaz Месяц назад +13

      @@midivr :0 how did you know, (I have a chrome extension that I watch videos at like 10x speed)

    • @midivr
      @midivr Месяц назад

      @@Pitayaz noway🤯🤯

  • @milkisgood11
    @milkisgood11 Месяц назад +2

    At 12 i dealt with a 17 year old with this mindset, pure hell. Received photos i didn't want, and he threatened to harm himself sometimes. He had a girlfriend at the time.

  • @dimitraemmanouil6491
    @dimitraemmanouil6491 Месяц назад +3

    I love how in every video when the sponsors come up she displays the time on the bottom of the screen. It’s really nice for anyone who just wants to watch the video and isn’t that interested to watch the sponsor this time. :)

  • @kris4379
    @kris4379 Месяц назад +1118

    Why does he sound like he’s trying to talk with a mouthful of q-tips

    • @tiff7880
      @tiff7880 Месяц назад +61

      I was going to say marbles, but q-tips is way more accurate and hilarious

    • @brandihubacek8585
      @brandihubacek8585 Месяц назад +42

      It’th the lithp

    • @BCLouise
      @BCLouise Месяц назад

      😂​@@brandihubacek8585

    • @Unidentified952
      @Unidentified952 Месяц назад +4

      NO FR

    • @Masked_Angel666
      @Masked_Angel666 Месяц назад +7

      i LITERALLY almost sip everywhere with the explosion of laughter from this line.

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 Месяц назад +1151

    When somebody says “adult activities” I don’t automatically assume sex. I assume things like taxes and paying bills. You know, activities that are exclusive to adults.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +31

      driving and such

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +35

      running errands

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Месяц назад +21

      never had errands until i was an adult smh

    • @h74090
      @h74090 Месяц назад +6

      "Activities..." No, bro, "nightmare" is better.

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username Месяц назад +40

      plot twist: he works at H&R Block and really has done adult activities with 1000s of women 😏😏😏 he saved them so much money, they even made eye contact

  • @elianaslivia4405
    @elianaslivia4405 Месяц назад +4

    There’s a song based on this man it’s called “Sad Sad Alpha Man” it’s on Spotify and RUclips

  • @FriendlySpoitfyUSER
    @FriendlySpoitfyUSER 8 дней назад +2

    If a man told me to type his number, ima type "911"

  • @YasAdele90
    @YasAdele90 Месяц назад +979

    “Currently have 6 females” I’m gonna go ahead and say you do not, sir 😂

    • @maemaire82
      @maemaire82 Месяц назад +127

      All waifu pillows. It used to be 12 but that was too many to keep on his twin bed.

    • @internetpersonayy
      @internetpersonayy Месяц назад +18

      ​@@maemaire82 Most accurate statement

    • @jilliannessstirling5680
      @jilliannessstirling5680 Месяц назад +54

      Because there’s nothing women love more than being referred to as “females.” 😂

    • @5OBMG
      @5OBMG Месяц назад +14

      He’s not lying he never said they wanted to be there and they’re allowed to leave

    • @GodheadNee
      @GodheadNee Месяц назад +20

      it's the number of onlyfans accounts he can afford to subscribe to

  • @FundamentallyFlawed
    @FundamentallyFlawed Месяц назад +885

    I'm fairly certain that the "adult activities" he's talking about were restraining orders.

    • @obscurum6
      @obscurum6 Месяц назад +1

      💯

    • @XxwastralxX
      @XxwastralxX Месяц назад +1

      💯

    • @alexanderthegoat
      @alexanderthegoat Месяц назад +1

      Child support.

    • @van_ol1056
      @van_ol1056 24 дня назад

      ​​@@alexanderthegoat there's not enough money to compensate what the mom and the child have to endure by having had this man around them😭

  • @AC3-AND-R1V3R
    @AC3-AND-R1V3R Месяц назад +8

    6:42 type 911

  • @Nekoni-DumbDumb
    @Nekoni-DumbDumb 4 дня назад +2

    when you where talking about the sponsor I genuinely thought you were talking about plushies or toy trains or smth 😭😭

  • @sand-ws7or
    @sand-ws7or Месяц назад +527

    How to get women in 5 simple steps
    1. Be polite
    2. Dont expect sex
    3. Be respectful
    4. Respect boundaries
    5. Idk

    • @Sentient_Goose
      @Sentient_Goose Месяц назад +3

      Tell me more about #2? Are you sure you're not just speaking for yourself? Many of us in the sex positive culture assume thats a given, but never an obligation.
      Consent is #1 but sex doesn't have to be unexpected.

    • @Laa3573
      @Laa3573 Месяц назад +79

      @@Sentient_Gooseeveryone is different and the way they think about sex is different too just because you and some people think a certain way doesn't mean that apply to everyone so sex is definitely not a given all the time

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 Месяц назад +84

      6. Be kind.
      7. Don't try to get her to shrink herself down by saying stuff like "You're so smart, I feel like I can't keep up" and looking all sad.
      8. Show genuine interest in her as a person and her interests.
      9. Don't invalidate her feelings and experiences.

    • @tomb6576
      @tomb6576 Месяц назад +40

      Treat people like they're people ♥️

    • @tomb6576
      @tomb6576 Месяц назад +45

      ​@@Sentient_GooseI think maybe more "don't expect sex because it's not something that is owed or earned but instead an agreement that happens when mutual interests arise " might be a bit more accurate

  • @eldritchmonsters
    @eldritchmonsters Месяц назад +1160

    its GENUINELY jarring that these "dating coaches" seem to forget that to maintain a long, healthy and enjoyable romantic relationship is to treat your partner with respect, decency and **love** 💀 ! The way they talk about women feels so dehumanizing, these are HUMAN BEINGS! Not collectables.

    • @AikoInnit
      @AikoInnit Месяц назад

      I don’t think these “alpha males” want a romantic relationship with a woman. It’s called women repellent.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +99

      I wish that at the VERY LEAST they’d call themselves “hook-up coaches” because while his advice will never work, it means less men will associate this with how dating should be.

    • @stinkyman2779
      @stinkyman2779 Месяц назад +43

      its all about ego and competition to these pests

    • @AMtotheC11
      @AMtotheC11 Месяц назад

      Just ALWAYS using the term 'female' it's woman, bozo

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Месяц назад +43

      They use the word "market" "quality" "high value" "low value" and etc because they don't view women as humans. they view them as more meat

  • @beckyquinn
    @beckyquinn 20 дней назад +3

    I hope he sees this and responds with a Tik Tok so you can make another video roasting him even more. I can’t stand this man. But I love you, thank you for the amazing content! 💕

  • @emmamerriman2581
    @emmamerriman2581 Месяц назад +3

    There was a whole Criminal Minds episode warning us about guys like him

  • @user-ri7si5nw6n
    @user-ri7si5nw6n Месяц назад +807

    "You are a guest in my reality!!"
    "No sir, you are a guest at Wendy's😶"

    • @to_ur_heart
      @to_ur_heart Месяц назад +16

      And they won’t rip your “guest ticket” in front of you. They’ll just call the police.

    • @MoonBurritos619
      @MoonBurritos619 Месяц назад +4

      i was sitting at wendy's when this was said LOL (i work next to one)

    • @Kif_Lee
      @Kif_Lee Месяц назад +4

      That skit was awesome

    • @ascrinkleyfellow
      @ascrinkleyfellow Месяц назад

      “My reality” AS IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LIVING IN A REALITY 💀💀💀

  • @elaz925
    @elaz925 Месяц назад +415

    A guy saw this guy in public and made him take a picture with him. He tried to say no but the guy said "I don't have to accept your rejection"

    • @melobski4
      @melobski4 Месяц назад +25

      😂😂😂

    • @twilightmarichat1854
      @twilightmarichat1854 Месяц назад

      we need to keep finding this dude in public and do this so he can feel the same uncomfortableness he is causing either his self or his shitty advice

    • @Juicedbelmont
      @Juicedbelmont Месяц назад +11

      A true alpha

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify Месяц назад +17

      Look up "Guy Picture with Alpha Dom" and the video "I didn’t accept his rejection". It's great.

    • @melissacovert4820
      @melissacovert4820 Месяц назад +10

      Yep the guy’s name is itsalwaysnorth. Legend status.

  • @borealtwilight_
    @borealtwilight_ 18 дней назад +2

    Ok well me myself and I have ended up friends with soooo many guys and like idk how someone can get disgusted by the fact you can be friends with the opposite gender just baffles me

  • @tinai7857
    @tinai7857 Месяц назад +1121

    Instead of spending 15 years on „learning this skill“ he could have seen a speech coach helping him with his lisp, a dentist to fix his teeth and a therapist to help him heal his limitless insecurities.

    • @LG-lp7cl
      @LG-lp7cl Месяц назад +97

      💯. The teeth! I cannot get past the teeth! It takes a tremendous amount of hygienic neglect to make me SMELL those teeth through my phone screen

    • @datheoryof
      @datheoryof 28 дней назад +29

      Well damn. You just roasted him to a crisp. 😂😂

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 14 дней назад +9

      Him not being able to say professional while being a "professional" was driving me nuts and I have a son who still has a slight lisp. LOL There are other worlds he could have chosen.

    • @Chud-mb7gl
      @Chud-mb7gl 14 дней назад +1

      Muh therapy 🤣

    • @grey.themusiccat
      @grey.themusiccat 13 дней назад +2

      and someone to tell him to not spew utter nonsense

  • @ASHEXXED
    @ASHEXXED Месяц назад +333

    "If I want sex, I'm gonna have it" great way to get arrested buddy!!

  • @sirenablaze7802
    @sirenablaze7802 2 дня назад

    I know it’s a lot of extra work but I LOVE that you include all your receipts so I don’t have to dive myself. I feel like you’d be a great lawyer and the extra skits and stuff are good. Anyway, your videos are so entertaining, thank you!

  • @AudBerry07
    @AudBerry07 Месяц назад +3

    I think someone needs to tell him that paying for sex , and giving women ruffies aren't considered dates.

  • @mcspider9953
    @mcspider9953 Месяц назад +641

    As just a regular guy, this is embarrassing and we need to actively stomp this out. It's becoming a bad look for all men and we need to stop this.

    • @luvanyhorse
      @luvanyhorse Месяц назад +66

      A champion has risen from the ashes of humanity 👏👏👏

    • @patty_v3006
      @patty_v3006 Месяц назад +23

      Thank you! Those men are creepy af...

    • @SarahMaeBea
      @SarahMaeBea Месяц назад +45

      Thank you for saying so and please do. If any guys have friends or coworkers spouting this stuff, I beg you please to shut them down and keep an eye on their female friends and coworkers.

    • @VoltasP
      @VoltasP Месяц назад

      Sadly, it IS largely up to men like you to stamp this out, because choads like this don't actually listen to women's critiques and criticisms and dismiss them as the ravings of an unsound mind. They will literally only ever listen to other men. That's why it's so vital that if you're a guy and you see one of your friends drifting in this direction, for the love of all that is pure in hetero male freindship? Stop that shit in it's tracks.

    • @ericasrainbow71
      @ericasrainbow71 Месяц назад +27

      I am a woman, and I definitely agree with what you’ve said. Not every guy/man is a dominant alpha male. The whole “alpha” persona is definitely harmful, hurtful, and unbecoming, regardless of gender and sexuality. Thank you!

  • @baylabe
    @baylabe Месяц назад +599

    The gender fluid, NB, comfortable in your own skin power move radiating from 'am I jealous or am I ugly? Take your pick' im LIVING for groovytoadlure

    • @zananasplit
      @zananasplit Месяц назад +41

      groovytoadlure is wild

    • @AlLen-rh2ex
      @AlLen-rh2ex Месяц назад +15

      Right?? they were so cool for that 😭😭😭god I wish I had half of their charisma

    • @Whydoiexisthere-
      @Whydoiexisthere- Месяц назад +21

      Strangeamphibiousdecoy is one of my favorite content creators, the sustenance they provide me with is beyond any form of ATP energy.

    • @baylabe
      @baylabe Месяц назад +3

      @Whydoiexisthere- SyncopatedAnuranTemptation is literally my comfort youtuber and I aim to be half the creature they are always

  • @kattr00mgacha
    @kattr00mgacha Месяц назад +3

    How did your lobotomy go?
    Also, sorry I forgot to ask about it on the Tuesday you got it, it completely slipped my mind. 😅

  • @justashadow5653
    @justashadow5653 Месяц назад +2

    I love how they take this alpha think so seriously and think they're cool but everyone else is just disgusted and weirded out by it.

  • @unabledstardust
    @unabledstardust Месяц назад +537

    "am I jealous or am I ugly? Take your pick." THAT WAS SUCH A COLD LINE, HANDS DOWN TO YOU

  • @dariawells7438
    @dariawells7438 Месяц назад +497

    I would be very happy to be permanently BANNED from this dude's "reality".

    • @stewarth
      @stewarth Месяц назад +6

      Uh, his domain will never make the whitelist of my life

  • @deakbenedek492
    @deakbenedek492 Месяц назад +3

    100000 matches over a 2 year period would total around 137 matches a day, every day.

  • @megarockmanz
    @megarockmanz 16 дней назад +1

    As a happily married man with a wife that loves him if I acted like this douche, she would have left on the first date, treat women with care and respect not like objects he will die alone

  • @mestillme3026
    @mestillme3026 Месяц назад +382

    "I live in my reality." That is the only thing he said that I actually believe.

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen Месяц назад +6

      And that is where he made his mistake, revealing he knows he lives in his own little world that doesn't gel with the real world where respect and boundaries matter a LOT.

    • @JennyyTaco
      @JennyyTaco Месяц назад +2

      This comment made me cackle lmao

    • @mestillme3026
      @mestillme3026 Месяц назад

      @@SevenEllen Really? THAT was the mistake he made? There were a whole bunch of mistake he made before he even mentioned that little tidbit.

  • @thegrimlooper
    @thegrimlooper Месяц назад +690

    Wow. I was SA’d multiple times before I turned 18. And this mindset is dangerous. Some guys believe they deserve whatever they want, and they will not stop no matter what you say or do.

    • @double_slime
      @double_slime Месяц назад +51

      similar position here. men like this are an active threat.

    • @thegrimlooper
      @thegrimlooper Месяц назад +30

      @@double_slime I was more vulnerable due to my unmedicated issues and it seems monsters could see the vulnerability like it was a big red flag. We need to do better for our kids and the future generations. 😭

    • @StitchwyckCreations
      @StitchwyckCreations Месяц назад +27

      I've been in the same situation. It's vile to think this attitude is being promoted as 'the' way is sickening

    • @McScaraa
      @McScaraa Месяц назад +22

      bless all of ur souls. i personally have not experienced smth that extreme and cannot imagine how hard it would become to live with life already being overbearing enough..
      yall are so strong!!

    • @realestchannelever
      @realestchannelever Месяц назад +9

      @@double_slimeoff topic but i looked at your channel and that fursuit looks amazing

  • @jiktik76
    @jiktik76 Месяц назад +1

    I can't watch this channel too much cuz it gives me anxiety but I absolutely love your content and this is the only place I get news

  • @aluswasibozo8033
    @aluswasibozo8033 17 дней назад +2

    0:14 i paused the video started clapping my hands unironically, well delivered, well delivered

  • @pincone7889
    @pincone7889 Месяц назад +691

    He can’t show us his past girlfriends for two reasons: because “Nintendo will arrest him “or “I left my Pokémon cards at home”

    • @_benevolentone
      @_benevolentone Месяц назад +33

      His dad (who owns Roblox) won't let him!!!

    • @seaport7421
      @seaport7421 Месяц назад +18

      His Lopunny card is not in mint condition anymore, that's for sure.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope Месяц назад +8

      she totally lives in canada you guys, she's real!! You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school

  • @jillianearley2779
    @jillianearley2779 Месяц назад +352

    He looks like the type of guy to get kicked out of a Victoria’s Secret for sneaking to the back and sniffing the clothes that were left to be restocked after girls tried them on

    • @karanaki_3256
      @karanaki_3256 Месяц назад +9

      Oh my god you’re so right. If he got into an elevator with me I’d be shoved into a corner and have 911 on speed dial 😭

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x Месяц назад +3

      Truest comment ever on this.

    • @XxwastralxX
      @XxwastralxX Месяц назад

      Ayo?!

  • @Horsegirl89261
    @Horsegirl89261 11 дней назад +1

    If you have to say you're an alpha, then you are definitely not. The only way he is getting anything from a woman is by paying... and the only thing he is giving women is nausea.

  • @nico4451
    @nico4451 Месяц назад +3

    hardest watch of my life, good job funky 👍🏻

  • @thereal_hannahmontana
    @thereal_hannahmontana Месяц назад +486

    The whispering when he said “we’re not gonna do that. It’s gonna be ok” gave me fucking goosebumps.
    W H A T is so hard for these men to understand about consent, accepting when someone says “no”, and the like? I’d ask why, but I think I know the answer to that, too 🤢

    • @alexanderthegoat
      @alexanderthegoat Месяц назад +12

      Yeah it's especially gross for me now that I have a daughter on the way. I think the common denominator is that these men were used or felt their boundaries crossed by a partner and now they feel that the only way to "win" is to participate in the same boundary crossing that they were victim to. It's a zero sum game and they are too bitter and immature to recognize that all they need to do going forward is respect their own boundaries.

    • @cesarpanda
      @cesarpanda Месяц назад +2

      I disagree. This is not a man problem or a bunch of men. It's systematic. We men are tought to be like this in society. Winning in life is about how many women you've been with. And it's weird because I was gay for a period and now I came out as bi, and my friends are trying to push me into this "dating game" that's so weird to me. But it's the norm for straight people. Women playing hard, men insisting... always walking on the line of consent. It's weird.

    • @drendraleigh4722
      @drendraleigh4722 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@cesarpandaWhen I was a young 'girl' (I'm trans) I also was taught to 'play hard to get'. This kind of creepy social norms definitely need to be addressed. It's a personal issue for these delusional men but systematic as well. Men who means no harm will still cause harm in society like this, and men who means harm have ways to hurt more people

    • @jacoblauria8180
      @jacoblauria8180 Месяц назад

      @@cesarpanda Dude, "no means no" is something you're taught in pre-school/kindergarten. There's no excuse for grown men to not understand it.

    • @cesarpanda
      @cesarpanda Месяц назад +1

      @@jacoblauria8180 Depends where you are and how old you are. My cousins, maybe. Me? I learned nothing about consent in the school system. Barley taught how to use a condom. That's not an excuse though. I wasn't intending to excuse anyone. I'm just saying people needs to address this as a systematic issue.

  • @Some_VR_player
    @Some_VR_player Месяц назад +276

    "I had 'adult activites' with 1k+ women" damn, and you couldn't keep it consistent with any of them? 💀💀💀

    • @carbs_r_delish
      @carbs_r_delish Месяц назад +9

      No, no, dont you understand? He doesn’t want casual sex!

    • @amicaaranearum
      @amicaaranearum Месяц назад +5

      No one goes back for seconds!

    • @jarielwilliams9856
      @jarielwilliams9856 Месяц назад +10

      I-It's too many women to keep track of! He totally has 1k women and has a giant mansion!

    • @straymontiel9816
      @straymontiel9816 Месяц назад +3

      🫳🎤

    • @van_ol1056
      @van_ol1056 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@amicaaranearumlet's be real they stayed for seconds when first meeting him 😂