WitchTok Has Gone TOO FAR
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As someone who suffers from paranoia and has unreality issues, those "if you scroll something bad will happen" posts are a nightmare
That and unknown numbers messages/calls keep me up at night
there was this post on tumblr many years ago of a magical wizard cat (or something of the sort). It said if you reblog this that magic wizard cat will protect you from all posts that try to curse you. he protects me to this day, lol. i’m thankful to the person who made that! it helped a lot. maybe it’s still out there.
Hit not interested or report you will see less! That’s how I got rid of them
or those pinterest images that were like "if you do not repostyou'll die at 3am" or "you're parents are gonna die if you don't repost it"
@@emlee2411!! I saw the same post some years ago and it has truly been a saviour for my mental well being. I can just think that the post will protect me instead of dwelling on the ”curses” for days on end. I’m glad to hear other people have found the post helpful as well.
The period blood thing should be classified as biowarfare. That's just insane.
Some kind of assault at a minimum
why did i have to play this vid as i was cooking spaghetti??????
I am quite certain that, if proven, it would be State Prison in many places in USA.
Any person who had a simple retail job knows that blood and bodily fluids is a biohazard and can be detrimental to other people’s health.
This sent me down a rabbit hole regarding the legality of the menstrual blood thing. In the US (the county I live in and am most familiar with) it would probably hold up as some kind of crime, but you could go a couple different ways.
Also #Not_legal_advice and #I'm_not_a_lawyer
In any case where there is clear malicious intent it would probably be classified as assault. Basically any contact intended to cause harm to a person can be defined as assault, so spitting in their food, for example, or adding ingredients that will make them sick would qualify. I don't imagine the courts would care to make a ruling that "magic isn't real" and would instead focus on the material aspects. Intent to harm *was* there, it's assault.
Shit gets complicated when malicious intent is not clear. Adding some menstrual blood to their spaghetti with the intent of making them love you more probably won't meet the criteria for proven malicious intent, so assalt is out the window. States vary on laws regarding food tampering, but most agree that it's illegal in some way. Perhaps "crimal mischief" if they don't have laws regarding "food tampering" that cover non-disease-carrying body fluids. Minnesota, apparently, is ahead of the game and made the specific act of putting body fluids in an unsuspecting person's food illegal after a case in which a man served his boss coffee with semen in it. So, uhh, point Minnesota, I guess.
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”
Imma bad bitch
im both lol
I am both aswell 😂
i'm a neutral witch
Good which: nope
Bad which:nope
I wAs a BaD gIrL:YASSSS
Real
The funny thing about the twin flame stuff, is that the actual belief states that you are *not* supposed to end up with your twin flame. It’s not just like a super “soulmate.” Your twin flame is essentially the other half of you, but like looking in a mirror. They will tear you apart. It’s supposed to be a learning experience. You learn about yourself from your twin flame, but in the most painful way. Like learning a fire is hot by getting burnt. And they don’t always have to be romantic connections, it could be a best friend or sibling.
It really irritates me when people take these real beliefs and misconstrue them so badly. It’s harmful, and it waters down the actual belief. Like when it was a trend to say “x is my spirit animal!” when a spirit animal is a native american belief with deep, spiritual meaning. Not a cute animal you like.
Anyways, love your videos funkyfrogbait!!
This is some interesting belief. Can you tell me more about this belief? Like, the origin and stuff? I tried to google it, but most information is the misconstrued/romanticized versison
@@ilmianafirmantika8079 So it’s a concept in Greek mythology, Hinduism, I believe ancient Egypt as well, but I haven’t done too much research into Ancient Egyptian culture and beliefs.
They are all a bit different but along the same lines. In Greece, Plato believed that humans were originally created with 4 legs, 4 arms, 2 hearts, 2 brains, etc. but that the gods felt humans would be too powerful and ended up splitting us in half, leaving us to wonder the earth in search of our missing half. In Hinduism, the concept is shown through Shiva and Shakti, and is understood as one soul between two bodies.
It’s very possible that many other cultures share similar beliefs. The term “Twin Flames” itself is not used in these cultures though, it was coined by an English author named Marie Corelli. It’s used today basically as an over arching term for the concept shared through many cultures.
It’s definitely hard to find information out there that hasn’t been romanticized about it because it comes from cultures that are so old and rich with history. I’m no expert myself! I just try to do my best to learn the actual historical and cultural beliefs that these spiritual concepts stem from.
“Real beliefs”? Surely you don’t mean “beliefs with a basis in reality”. Therefore, the other meaning would be “Beliefs actually held by a person” which these “misconceptions” would be. Therefore, saying “real beliefs” means nothing here.
@@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNESstop trying to be stupid on purpose lmao
@@Quinn-he3vn And?
the "if you scroll something bad will happen" thing is just those chain text messages people would send around in middle school but with a new skin
I was thinking exactly that lmao
And even farther back, the email chains
omg yes haha
These gen Zers forgetting we’ve been on the internet a looooong time lol
@@ivydenver260I remember the days when it was chain letters, god I feel ancient. 🤪 I wonder if they had chain smoke signals before that...? 🤔😂❤
As a gay, the "masculine vs feminine energy" thing feels like str8 folks talking about topping and bottoming
Love that they put traditional gender roles on SPIRITUAL ENERGY like my microwave isn't gonna be asking me how much protein I eat for my deltoids to get so swole or how cute my lashes look when I'm cooking meals for a man all day.
The idea that all gay people have to be a top or a bottom is just internalised heteronormativity. The great thing about being queer is that we get to define our own roles. Custom style.
as a butch lesbian it gives me hives
They're literally just stating whether they prefer being dominant or submissive and displaying it as "feminine" vs "masculine", fucking weirdoes lmao
As someone raised around these practices, that is an excellent way to look at it
as a pagan/witch that does regular practice, this is just embarrassing seeing all of this on TikTok, and i do agree it is ruining a already poorly viewed practice, it makes us all who take it seriously look immature/idiotic/and just flat out crazy
Me to. I don’t think spells are forcing love, just embracing it and bringing more love in. It’s not like your lover is going to be head over heels with you so much that if you abuse them they’ll still love you…
I have a question, as someone that's interesting in learning about the community what should I do?
@@flowers4brains I would try to find books made before it became trendy lol, that’s what I did anyway. Some RUclipsrs clearly do their historical research, others not so much... Most importantly, it’s about what resonates with you and your cultural background. Trust your intuition ☀️🌏 Ask your Higher Self and ancestors to show you the way 💜
@@okiseenowbut it always have been trendy especially in the 70’s in Europe people rejecting traditional religion to seek a more exotic one that let them « express themselves »
I lived in washington state, and my friend took me to thier weird church for a nighttime service. Here are things that happened:
1.they wanted to burn a lone NIV bible for the blasphemous crime of not being a Kings James version.
2. They belived that Wizards Of The Coast was run by real wizards.
3. They attempted to exorcize my autisim after the extremly awkward Tug of war game.
4.the reason I went is beceause my friend had a dream that I was possesed or in danger by the devil. Her mom believed that she was a prophet.
I am both horrified and incredibly interested in your story.
@charadreemurr4839 ya Christianity can get really really weird. I was going to a private Christian school so this happened around 6th or 7th grade.
Damn lol this is very strange. I'm glad u made it out there ok.
@@alchemicmercury I went to a Christian public school until 7th grade. Nothing crazy like that happened other than forcing the entire school to go to church once a month during school and had one day a year when we went to church and prayed the entire rosemary ceremony. I'm an atheist now and never want to step foot in anything resembling a church again.
@@charadreemurr4839 cool! The Christian school that I went to (I went to two actually, but this post happened in the first one) was in the Westcoast and was Baptist (allegedly). Church was every morning after the "Pledge of allegiances" one to the American flag, and then to the Christian flag. It was some wild times.
Many witches will tell you that love spells are NOT recommended.. "no good marriage starts with a kidnapping."
@@ville__Ok, I wont translate it
These stupid children aren't well versed in folklore. If they paid any attention to lore, they'd know that love potion stories always end in tragedy.
So, I have been practicing witchcraft for probably 7 years, and I will say that you are right for sure. People have corrupted the meanings and intentions behind many spells and it is sad to see uneducated people spread misinformation and ignorance about witchcraft and it’s beautiful properties.
Love spells that involve forcing someone to love you are corrupt and selfish, this will be taken into account by karmatic law.
Real love spells like the ones I used to practice involve casting for love to come to you, and it is more like a charm. You don’t need to make someone specific love you, you need to be bringing in love and opening yourself up to the potential it brings by casting, and then you can have a successful love spell in which you have not broken the laws of karma and your relationship will likely be healthier.
Yes!
YES EXACTLY. despite the fact that using spells to attract good fortune or affection to your life is welcomed, targeting one and putting a love/curse spell on them is a very bad idea
"marrying their pop culture deities" *war flashbacks to snape wives*
I KNOW RIGHT! I'm surprised they didn't bring up Snape Wives during that section
They will... Just you wait.
Honestly, the egregore conversation is such a rabbit hole -- when I was just a wee preteen I thought I had to do so much reading just to be considered informed. Now it's 2024 and istg the conversation has not changed one bit, it's hilarious but also I'm scared ngl 😂
THE VOICES
Snape wives?
" I'm getting energies that you should be in the kitchen right now" LMAOOOO I CHOKED ON MY BONG
Drugs are cringe
@@Random-Guy127. Your opinion is cringe lmaooo
how do you choke on a bong
Da smooooke @@angelshopeless
@@jordeahgrosko oh thats fair, thought you were deepthroating the bong or smthing
“MAGIC POLICE! OPEN SESAME!”
No but the pop culture paganism is literally just the snapewives it’s insane how the world just repeats
OMG I never put this together until now but it's so true 😂
whats snapewives?
Not the Snapewives 😭😭😭
@@z.tuv1Long story short, a group of women believed that Snape was actually god in an alternate universe and JKR was his prophet, and they had some peculiar methods of worship. There’s a good video on them on RUclips by StrangeAeons
@@z.tuv1 they were a group pf harry potter fans on livejournal who thought snape from the books was an extra dimensional deity who delivered the story to jkr but she interpreted it wrong. like the name suggests the snape wives (also called snapeists) believed that they were spiritually married to snape and snape to them. they didnt lasr very long before a major schism occured between the two "leaders" and another. they wound up slowly losing members and eventually disbanded when one of the founders divorced snape and married jethro gibbs from ncis
"Twin flame" girlie just started reading fanfics about soulmates
OR they got sucked into the twin flame cult which is a whole other can of worms (look up Sherrilyn Dale for a good overview on that) 😭
My farts are better than FunkyFrogBait's
@@saint-miscreantomg i live by where that cult happened and it’s so crazy 😭😭😭
It's giving Megan Fox and MGK 😂 (I do believe they referred to each other that way)
Edit: That or it was one of them referring to the other in that way. Don't know why I felt the need to specify and correct that, but, leave me alone 😂❤
@@saint-miscreantits so big it even has branches like Twin Ray, which are making bank in TikTok. Oh No Ross and Carrie did a pretty good investigation into them
“Your ex wants you back” girl I don’t want him back da fuq-?
As a witch i gotta say witchtok is SCARY😭🙏
Real
I cast my spells in my attic, not to get confused with my basement.
That's where I keep the children
Huh I’m the opposite I keep the kids in the attic and cast my spells in the basement
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored so inconsiderate what about the poor basement demons
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBorednah you gotta keep the kids lower so you can block out the screams, if they're in the attic the neighbors will get suspicious and since there's usually a window they might try to escape then you gotta find a place to store the body
@@mossimations don’t worry about the kids being loud… they’re ded! :3
let me out of the basement pls
On the twin flame topic:
Call me crazy, but wouldn't your soulmate actually want to be with you?
I call my man my twin flame, but we pursued each other equally hard lol.
yes but addiction, or other stupid choices get in the way...wish it was that easy right!
Not even their mother want to be around these people. Much less themselves. (Jk)
I’ve even heard twin flame as a way to grow in at an exponential rate and isn’t necessarily required to be romantic… I’m leaving that idea behind in 2023 since twin flames is just soul mate theory again and trapping people in codependency.
also I thought twin flames was two people are born sharing a single soul decided by some higher force in the universe which is pretty romantic in a way so it's a bit terrifying that people really believe they're just merging random peoples souls together without consent
14:04 By that logic, should a feminine woman have her masculine man cook and clean and provide for her? Meal plan? Grocery shop? Plan activities for them and carry them through? He described, unintentionally, a pet you care for, not even a housewife.
"Love shouldn't be forced, it's a art to be earned!" -Asmodius from helluva boss👍
Asmodeus be speaking facts tbh 👏🏼. They did amazing with his character in the show and how it follows the Ars Goetia 👏🏼
Ozzie be PREACHING about the Art of Love and how *Consent is Important* like say it louder for the toxic “pagan” freaks in the back that are uploading these videos Funky is reacting to!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
It's funny how a
DEMON LORD
agrees with concent and Catholic Jerry from finance does not
@@BrynnBonk ikr??
PREACH, OZZIE! PREACH!
Get rid of aesthetic candles and girls wearing velvet cloaks who live in the woods. Normalize wearing starry robes and tall hats. Normalize carrying around staves and living in spires. Normalize allowing one lucky child from the nearby village to be your apprentice. Normalize casting spells. Normalize having familiars with mysterious powers. Normalize pondering orbs. Normalize growing long ass white beards. Normalize casting fireballs upon thieves and pickpockets. Normalize messy libraries full of scrolls.
I feel like I have to clarify: I do own a velvet cloak and I do wear it very often but that's different cause I made it myself
oh to be a wizard living in a tower in the woods, studying my craft with only my familiar and apprentice as company
Normalise Pondering The Orb
@@ScarabD tomska reference?
And you will be my apprentice
PREACH
1:25 "This video found you for a reason". Yes, it did, that reason was the TikTok algorithm.
And this video found me thanks to the RUclips algorithm (which is totally magical ✨✨
The algorithm supplies. The algorithm provides.🙏
your comedic banter is just everything “sugar, spice ,say the incantation thrice” i will never recover from this video
I am SO SO GLAD you said something about the "hard way" spellcast bs because omg people please do not put perfume laden shit right against your hooha!!!!!! I seriously mourn for the future of our country 🤦♀️
tiktok witch: "I cast a love spell on you!"
Asexual/Aromantic: "you have no power here"
this actually happened to me, my ex was a little delulu :/
Omg yes, I love the Lord of the Rings reference
Ahhh yes aromatic, you must smell fantastic 😂 (I think you mean Aromantic, pls don’t hate me for my bad joke)
@@gracieortiz4348 herbs and spices are LGBTQ+ coded lol. I love bad jokes thanks for letting me know I will edit.
Joke's on you, i have BOOKS
As a witch I'm so fucking sorry
real it’s so embarrassing to watch these
Real
real 😭
Samesies...
Dude samee
As a Norse Pagan, thank you for calling out the toxic people!! Have good fortune!!
Also, pop culture deities are not real and make a joke out of true deities and real Gods
@@Styxz_Graveyardz”My made-up gods are more real than those other made-up gods.”
@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNES Norse pagans don't believe in deities, we believe in nature and our ancestors. Nice try though!
@@Styxz_Graveyardz If you don’t believe in deities, how do you distinguish “real” vs. “fake” deities? Furthermore, how do you distinguish pop culture? For the Norse, deities like Odin were their culture among the populace, “pop culture”.
@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNES Because real deities for other religions are important, while pop culture deities are a sorry excuse for religion
The go fish with the tarot card was GENIUS. Blessed be.
As a witch I'm HOWLING. These people drive me nuts. The repackaged patriarchy reminds me of the adult men who tried to tell 17-18 year old me how they could "help" me use sex magic to open my female divine. Thankfully I knew even then that they were creeps, but so many girls do not. Breaks my heart.
Girl same😭
THATS LITERALLY WHAT IM SAYING
If you’re willing to answer I’m actually really curious, what does it actually mean to be a witch? How different is it from the social media portrayal of it? I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be to have people like those in the video making a sort of mockery out of it.
@@Nalannie hi, you didn't ask me but I'm also a witch. It is a very personal path, for me it's about understand where I come from and how it relates to where I am now. Establishing connection with my ancestor and my gods (the Olympians) and ask for guidance in order to be in peace with myself and help me with my self esteem and understanding my emotions and all. Also connecting with nature and feeling it deep down
@@spookyspook07I'm curious to know more to... Can anyone anywhere be a witch?
I've always wondered why the flat earth comunity was so dominated by males but now I see what their girlfriends are doing.
Guys are witches too, some of us just hate being perceived lol
That being said I agree with the sentiment, there's proper Witchcraft as an occult or spiritual practice, then there's the people on TikTok who keep a toy harry potter wand on their altar.
lol
i dont think any of them have girlfriends
this comment made me laugh. so true lmao.
As a child of divorced parents it hurts so much when people don't even think of the kids like I got TRAUMA from the divorce. THINK! OF! THE! KIDS!
FR even when the kids are adults it still hurts just as much! My parents divorced at the start of my freshman year in college and it destroyed my mental state for a decent bit of time. Enough so that my tests and class scores reflected it.
i don't think this is applicable to every situation. my home life only got better after my parents divorced, as my mother was truly miserable in her marriage to my dad. he was a controlling cheater who to this day remains incapable of self-reflection, and when we were finally able to move out, it genuinely felt like the air got lighter. i still believe your experience is valid, but staying together "for the kids" can often do more harm than good, as we can tell when there isn't any stability in a relationship.
I don't know how it happened for you, but I think they should at least work to make sure the kids grow up with actual contact with both parents (thats what my parents did, they separated but I traveled back and fourth to spend time with both). Of course thats an exeption if a parent is abusive and dangerous for the kid. I dont think people who are truly miserable and maybe victims of abuse should be forced to stay together. But yes they should think of the children. Sometimes the kids may take more damage from staying in a dysfunctional househols, it depens how bad it is
THE JJK FIGURES LMFAOOOO
I am Native American and am of traditional Pagan-Wiccan belief and must say how incredibly disappointed I am. This completely demolishes everything we as a community are working for, we are so misunderstood as devil worshipers and nut jobs, things like this are what make it harder for me to publicly share my beliefs. Our main motto is “if one is not doing harm, so mote it be” which pretty much means “if your not hurting anyone do what you want” and it hurts to see people disrespect it and use this incredibly misunderstood religion for clout. These are not my people, may they learn their lesson in another life. Much love to funkyfrogbait for being respectful towards us real ones of the community and understanding this is not us.
exactly, we're not all doing it for clout and it hurts to see the amount of disrespect
Exactly, I’m an indigenous eclectic pagan and it’s already so hard to find accurate religious beliefs for my people, and since I integrate traditional pagan beliefs/rituals seeing this type of stuff on social media makes it even harder to 1. Find accurate info and 2. Not be seen as a freak. I’m so grateful this video was made respectfully but I hope people watching take it with a grain of salt and recognize THIS IS NOT WHAT WE’RE LIKE. Like I promise 😭
I’m a Celtic “pagan” (I don’t like calling myself a pagan) and I hate the appropriation of cultures going on, and calling things of Celtic culture “witchcraft” like the Celtic knot. It hurts so much to see my beliefs and culture misrepresented like this, and turned into a gothy aesthetic. And I bet most of the people appropriating stuff like that - especially people appropriating the fae - couldn’t name a Celtic deity or story if they tried.
@@authorizedgoblinexactly. I’m not indigenous but I’m Celtic. And I hate when people just call our culture, traditions, and religion “witchcraft”.
My family has ties to hoodoo and it’s very disrespectful and harmful like the period blood in spaghetti one this is not stuff anyone should be doing ESPECIALLY if you aren’t well-versed in the culture!
I’ve been practicing on and off since I was 12 and literally the first thing you learn is “love spells are NOT GOOD and WILL BACKFIRE”
Yep same here my aunt who was like a second mom to me was priestess I guess you could say and she started introducing it to me at 11....been practicing since and I just turned 45 today lol....ugh I feel old 😂😂
Omg happy birthday !! 🎂 @@jeepwj
@@blehblehblehblehbhleh Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
They even say that shit in fictional movies about witches 😭 looks like these people never watched The Craft before and it shows
How can something not real backfire?
found guilty of the gojo figure incident 😔
I (ironically) started a cult for kirby. it has now expanded to rey the rat and hatsune miku as well as every grain of rice kirby has ever consumed. I preform ritual sacrifices of parts of people's souls to appease them. we have over 20 members rn lmao
Edit: Remy*
i'm a witch & i really appreciate this video. the online spaces are saturated with scams, cults, MLMs, & the alt right pipeline. it's frustrating that these are the people who represent what can be such a beautiful belief system. for a lot of us, spirituality goes hand in hand with environmental & social activism & is generally way less focused on the self.
omg yes it's so crazy
And for those of us who do focus on self, it's self-*betterment*. Shadow work (basically therapy and self-esteem work lmao). That's it! It's not a crutch, it's to help yourself work better with the world around you, honestly.
Thank you as a fellow witch
I think it goes to show that spiritual abuse doesn't have a denomination or a specific belief system--its equal opportunity bullshit for all😂
as someone who also practices you’re absolute right I don’t even have TikTok anymore cause of this bs it sucks
SHADOW WIZZARD MONEY GANG.
HERE
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
@@starnathanstar THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY-
AAAUGH
i was hoping someone commented this
The period blood thing is apart of my country's folk stuff where it is placed in a particular dish to make a man stay....how funny lol
You never mess with free will-that’s just sacred when I personally practice. Ultimately, you are opening yourself up to negative energy! You said it: what for?? If someone really feels the need to manipulate yah gotta ask why!
Loved the video, once again!
The "i use dark magic" defense feels like the equivalent to when comedians say they have "dark humor"
It's also bollocks. Left hand Practioniers do exist but they dont go around advertising it like that. It's the same as the ones that say: I have mental illness so I can get away with X, Y and Z and you have to put with it. People with REAL mental illness only tell those that need to know because they are going to be in contact with them or on an open forum where they are sharing their struggles. They sure as hell aren't using them as an excuse to be an asshole.
No, Why they’re different :dark humor is used to make light of or explore serious or taboo topics. It combines humor with insensitivity, cynicism or skepticism, to amuse or provoke thought. A comedian is being paid to perform and entertain audiences.
This is different than an individual claiming to use “ black magic”. It’s just a way to seem mysterious, more powerful, and trying to justify their lack of ethics or moral standards.
Person *completely controls and in slaves someone forcing them to do things against their will*
Me "wtf dude, not ok"
Person "I just use dark magick tehe"
@@icu3869 'dark humor' is very common thing comedians say for just being insensitive on stage
@@icu3869Dark humor is code for "i have shitty opinions that i cant share so i pretend to make jokes about them" without failr every man ive met that had "dark humor" just meant he was an insufferable edgelord. Mayne there is clever dark humor but ive yet to find it, or the clever dark humor is so good it doesnt reigster as dark humor, thats genuinely possible as well
I'm a practicing pagan witch. I HATE witchtok. I have run the "that's not how this works" meme so far into the ground it's reached the earth's core.
I'm interested in learning more about paganism, do you happen to have any trusted sources for me to read through or watch?
@@HexisVonSpadedon’t read Llwyn books they’re full of new age stuff. I’d recommend ‘Trials of the Moon’ as a good intro to paganism, and then ‘A Witches Bible’ if Wicca interests you
I've been a practicing witch/pagan since around 11 and it's driving me nuts because my sister sends me all these Tik Toks and it's just like bitch stop bothering me and don't listen to a thing they say!
thank you!
@@rozymartin1123
This is a take I dont understand. Your beliefs however old are equally unfounded, just more established.
These tiktoks are almost unintentional satire because they are just as reasonable (not at all) as the beliefs they parody
My witchtok content is all about the history of witchcraft. As somone who's been in occult spaces for decades and there's always been charlatans. However the instant access of social media has taken it to a WHOLE new level.
the gojo and nanami figures you’re so real😭😭
Everytime I hear about masculine vs feminine energy, it throws me into a very feminine rage.
It's also a thing that is a centuries old thing that a lot of older cultures and ancient religions have done (like how some ancient mythological gods come with both a masculine/male variation of themselves as well as a feminine/female version).
Something I think was mentioned in an OSP video.
real
Feminine rage is just high velocity lipstick (I hope you realize how much I don't mean that.
A lot of modern witches have a fraught relationship with the ideas of feminine and masculine energies. A good resource that looks at those ideas through a more neutral lens is a book called Sigil Craft by Lia Taylor. It’s also just a rather good beginner’s resource for magic
it's kind of real though. and it doesn't matter what your physical gender is.
This is why I don’t tell ppl that I’m a practicing modern witch anymore 💀
Real
I’m a witch but the tiktok witches are scary, also not all of them are bad but the ones that get attention usually are
I find some of the instructional videos helpful for my craft but I try to avoid the more aggressive stuff
But….
@@animecookie1185exactly, like gurl ur scaring me chill out
Legit thought this was going to be a video about how some baby witch tokers, during the start of the "inside time," as I like to call it, were like, "that's it- tonight, we curse... THE MOOOON!" (I'm not even joking).
Still really enjoyed the video, though. Some great points were made.
The Agreggor is now officially a character in my series 'ABUSEMENT PARK' and I absolutely love him!
He's an obsessive collector who hasn't seen sunlight in 4 years and writes fanfiction, his role is as The Spirit Realm's salesman but all his items are either insanely expensive or *not for sale!* ...he doesn't get many sales...
So thank you for telling me about this to inspire me to create a character I absolutely love!
“Coercion isn’t cute just because the girlies are doing it” ✨💖 is very iconic
Reminds me of having to actually explain to a writer friend that stories about wlw committing atrocities are still stories about atrocities. Like it's not... it's not _less,_ girl.
Ong
@@crypticmedicine this is why I feel conflicted when people say “I don’t just support women’s rights, I also support women’s wrongs”. Like, I know it’s most likely a joke, but it’s just a little weird.
Y'know, I really like how Funky doesn't just go "magic STUPID and you're STUPID for believing it!" They kinda follow through on that thread of logic like "hey! that love spell your using? infringes on consent! The realness of that obsession cast doesn't make the realness of your disregard for human autonomy go away!"
It feels like something someone who believes in that stuff would actually consider and internalize. Keep making great videos, man!!
Nah, she is the real witch!
Yesss this is something that ALL witches should learn, and also cultural appropriation which is a biggg problem.
Well and people don’t realize that love spells are meant to be honest and pure, more like a charm than anything. You aren’t supposed to try and make someone specific love you, you’re supposed to cast for love to come to you.
By trying to use a spell incorrectly you could corrupt it and cast it completely wrong. This can result in awful things happening, and I can never determine that for sure but my biggest advice to any baby witches is that the “love spells” that you are normally seeing are obsession based and can only end badly.
When you are contacting other worldly power you must always remember to be patient and wait for the right time and the right message. You cannot expect good results from a rushed and unpracticed approach. Please use what you learn wisely, because the laws of Karma will come back for you when you least expect it.
P.S. MEDITATE.!.!.!.!.
@@ville__aww that’s cute, I’m fine thank you 😊
@@3bingustHonest question here as someone who knows nothing about spells. How do you know if the love that comes to you after being patient is from a spell or if it’s love that would have come naturally?
As someone who practices magic, I would consider love spells a type of darker magic because you’re interfering with someone’s will. You said it perfectly that it takes away the consent factor.
I've always thought of love potions/spells as r@pe.
Your so brutally honestly about the reality of stuff but your funny about it, I love it.
To quote Lisa Simpson:
"All girls can cast magic. We needlessly lost so many good witches at salem."
Yes just yes
@@ville__dude stop people genuinely get paranoid at this stuff
@@ericc1108 pretty sure that's the goal
@@ville__ 1 I'm a guy and 2 how exactly is this relevant?
@@ville__ That's just needlessly mean
Practicing witch here, not at all offended. I’m glad you’re calling out some of these toxic practitioners. Blessed be.
Loved your comment, I am too, I have been one my whole life and I'm so glad more and more people are opening up to this beautiful practice but I get so annoyed with the people who post all this extra toxic aesthetic crap that tells me they might have a little more spiritual work to do because they're in the physical part of it which is just part of the process but it just gets annoying having to see it so much and the farther down that rabbit hole you go the more dangerous is can be because then people are just doing things that they don't even understand
They're doing it for the likes and followers and I've always felt it should be more of a personal journey and of course you can share moments of it but the ones who document and post every single thing just looks exhausting and like they're maybe not actually getting anything from it
Oh my goodness, just got to the twin flame part. People just don't understand it.
My twin flame is actually my best friend, we are complete opposites in every way, we're both straight women born 1 year and 4 days apart (I'm the older one) but we have grown so much together the last 18 years and we have lived away from each other before but we always find our way back to each other.
We've had partners and spouses come and go and even some that tried to keep us from being friends but in the end we always find each other. Not every twin flame is a romantic situation and a lot of people are really missing out by not understanding that
Blessed be ❤
@@mizzourita3896 regardless of if you believe in the twin flame stuff or not, you do have to admit that the tiktoks being talked about are misrepresenting and potentially dangerous, which sucks for the reputations of those who genuinely believe
I’m learning how to be a witch but I hate how so many things are like ‘oh to find love’ and any thing related to it as well as how they say I should basically fall for a man and be his maid of sorts which i hate. I would rather make them beg for mercy after kicking their balls.
9:39 "Is there some sort of witchcraft police we can call? A wizarding supreme court we can appeal to perhaps?"
Me, a book nerd: The White Council would like to know your location.
(if they were real these people would be long dead, manipulation of one's mind is highly illegal magic in The Dresden Files 👍)
Too bad the White Council can’t use cell phones or watch Tik Tok. Harry’s gonna hear about Witchtok from the Paranetters😂
Honestly thought I’ve binged everything Funky Frog so far! ZERO idea how I’ve missed this video for so long!!
Funny enough, I got here from someone in a practitioner Discord sharing this link … it’s almost like the universe brought me here to view this beautiful masterpiece …
.. MAGIC!! 👀✨🤣
Ugh as an anxious neurodivergent person, I hate those “DONT SCROLL OR YOUR BF WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU” kinda videos. But videos like this are so affirming THANK YOU🙏🏻
Scrolls faster.
Yeah they fuck with my ocd
I've learnt to just block those gross scamners
@@ville__I normally wouldn’t respond to freaks like you but at least I can push funkyfrogbait up in the algorithm with this comment. Anyway, youre a scared little man like every other nazi. Go get some therapy, talk through your issues, and find a way out of your oppressive mindset of fear.
@@ville__ok buddy
literally been blocking those people for hours and they still show up 😭
The real witchcraft in this video is Funky becoming unrecognizable in costume. Holy shit.
For real, it took me a minute!
Right?? A new CUT, a new COLOR!
as a wise woman once said; "Don't tell them we can shapeshift or they gon' tell the church"
I can vividly remember how I did that ‘Write their name in red inked pen and spray your favorite perfume to make them obsessed with you/make them come back to you spell’ when I had my first break up, lmao. My ex did come back, but that’s because he cannot stand being alone and his rebound relationship failed, not because I did that spell. Nevertheless, I know my worth and never went back to him.
That eye twitch at 14:15 absolutely sent me!
I'll do a protection spell for you though just to be safe
"In a magical and astral sense, my eyes looked like i unlocked the sharingan" really is giving "on all levels except physical, i am a wolf"
"on all levels except physical, I am a wolf" was an actual religious thing though. They're a therian, and believe they were a wolf in a past life
@@justaperson4656after seeing witchtok, I want to formally apologize to all therians. We treated them too harshly.
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong I'm not one personally, but yeah we did. I never understood the hate to them either tbh, they never actually hurt anyone
@@justaperson4656 Doesn't she also have a tiktok as well?
that guy was so fake for views, not even good at acting, most cringe shit ive ever seen
As someone who does Oracle card readings, you nailed it on the head. Card readings, whether tarot or oracle, are tailored to be a very personal experience. You want the recipient to be there with you, so that energy is filling the space, some readers even allow the recipient shuffle the cards so their energy and questions are being directed into the cards being shuffled. Online doesn’t create that, it blocks off all emotion and energy, not to mention, devices create an energy field that could interfere with the said reading. Essentially these TikTok witches are just reading them selves, if you really want the truth.
Hi just a question does that mean the titok lives don't actually work because it's over the internet? Thank you if you find the time to answer :)
@@arianneclarke8319 can’t the if your being sarcastic or not 😆
How do you know this energy stuff? When I think of energy I think of potential and kinetic energy, or the bound vibrational energy of quarks and gluons in massless particles. What does it mean for this energy to fill a room, or enter cards? Can we measure this field emanating from devices you're talking about, if do, can we then measure how it effects the energy of a person or reading? If we can't measure it in any way, then how can we know this like you do?
I would say that they could be used for generalized readings like card of the day readings. But honestly, card readings are supposed to be in person to attune to the energy of the questioner, so idk what these witchtok peeps think they're reading beyond, as you said, themselves 😅
I had multiple private online readings and some of them were really on point. They told me thinks they couldn't know but were true. So it really depends on the reader.
STOPPPP
Not the gojo and nanami figurines 💀💀 lol I can’t with the music
“Go fish” with tarot cards, fuck I love this channel 😂😂😂😂
I did that with a friend once lol
I read tarot and that totally made me snort coffee out my nose 😅😅😅
@@clementine9 haha same
As a tarot reader and diviner that flung me into the stratosphere, I’m cackling 😂
Along with the Salem sweatshirt...
I'm a practicing witch. My golden rule is
"Whatever you put into the universe can not be taken back,"
Whether it's words, actions or magic I feel its a pretty good rule
Real! I like to keep in mind the threefold rule as well, haha.
That this principle (and the law of three) clearly don’t matter or exist to these people is what bothers me the most.
huh, that's a really good principle to live by, writing that down
Yup yup yup. I’m starting to get into this, I’ll mostly be taking notes in my book of shadows for a LONG time, researching everything before even thinking about attempting lol. Esp bc some “tips” can low key be kinda dangerous lol, like um no don’t put certain crystals in water then drink it some aren’t meant for that and can get you sick.
Just remember to respect witches who don't follow the trifold rule
Just in defense of love spells, I was taught to not use spells with specific people in mind to draw in love, but rather to attract more love to myself instead of chasing it. Most of the 'love' spells I use are for self love and involve picking herbs, blessing them, and making a bathbomb, tea, or even a meal of some kind. Anything else is to help draw in the people who actually care about me, and it's how I was able to figure out if I should ask out my (current) boyfriend. I used a spell to draw in faithful love rather than one person's love in particular.
This human is far too good with word play and innuendo and I keep spitting my drink everywhere
The idea that there’s a SINGLE soulmate/match/twin flame out there for you was actually an incredibly destructive mindset for me. I avoided dating because I wanted to wait for my ‘ideal partner’ and neglected relationships because I thought: what if they aren’t the ONE?
I think there are such things as multiple soulmates, it’s not exclusive. It’s a person you have a healthy, growing, and rewarding relationship with who continue to make each other better people. Me and my best friends are soulmates, just not romantically.
See, you get it! To me, a soulmate is anyone you were destined to meet at some point in your life and stay with for a long time. It can be a platonic, romantic, or queerplatonic bond, and none of them have to be exclusive to a single person.
My farts are better than FunkyFrogBait's
I don't even believe in the concept of soulmates bc of that, we can have chemistry with multiple people in different ways (romantic, platonic etc), and the concept of single compatibility is a bit silly for me, especially when it goes down to "you're incomplete without the other person" - we're all whole, we just happen to "vibe better" with some people so to say, idk
Like, imagine we're all some sort of food/ingredient - full and great by ourselves, but every now and then we find we go pretty well with some other food/ingredients, that's kind of how I see it lol
Almost ten years ago I was madly in love with someone; he was my first actual love interest apart from some plathonic loves in high school that were basically obsessing over someone from a safe distance, silently. He rejected me multiple times to my face and later fucked off to become a scientologist. I often thought "what if there is really just one love in a woman's life and for me he was it" never really assigned great importance to that thought, but after that I became completely unable to develop and maintain a healthy relationship up until the point when I just gave up dating altogether and chose celibacy
no bc as a witch the whole “love spell to make them obsessed with me” made me so uncomfortable but everyone i saw on tiktok was loving it😭
Yeah it's like, first of all no consent, and secondly, why would you want to be with someone who is only there bc of a love spell?
frrrr it's like rule #1 of witchcraft, love spells are a no-no
its soo risky and SO UNETHICALL 😭😭😭
@@zephyrschiesser5408 Not entirely. There are benign ones for inviting love into your life in a more general sense, rather than having a specific target. From what I understand those are fine.
@@feistsorcerer2251 Yes, those are "love attraction" spells
I love how frog bait is wearing a Salem shirt, very fitting
She straight up summoned Gojo and Nanami
I remember around the time technoblade died there was a lot of tiktok witches saying they worked with him as a pop culture deity. It really disturb me when they did that. Because to me it sounds like they were disrespecting his memory and were using it for clout.
That is super creepy imo, I seriously doubt he or his family would appreciate that…
It’s unfortunately down the similar avenue of those types of people who claim they’ve contacted celebrities and/or content creators after they’ve JUST died, and try to “talk” to them beyond the grave for the sake of gaining clout. The lack of self and moral awareness in some people is almost frightening.
You are not a witch. I work with Techno as a pop culture deity and I treat him just like I treat the other gods I worship! It’s a form of mourning and something that doesn’t hurt anyone, if you don’t do proper research on this stuff you don’t have a right to talk about it imo
@@GhostDreemur121 psychosis
@@annika2873 what
"If you scroll you have bad luck" is something I thought I would never hear
Itnwas the start of the bad luck
It has the same energy as those stupid chain letters that threatened bad luck if you didn't send to ten people.
@@Olivia_Dreamrider "SeNd ThIs To FoRtY pEoPlE FoR gOoD lUcK oR pEnNyWiSe WiLl GeT yOu At 3aM!!"
Makes me think of those chain emails from the early/mid 00s 😂
@@mandymagnolia1966funny how this vile guy posted one right under your comment 🤣
Back in the pandemic, I got into witchtok and started pursuing casual paganism. I still hold onto that faith today, but witchtok now has just made it incredibly hard to be inspired.
This was a really well done and respectful video IMO, thanks for reminding me that these people are the extreme and not the norm.
when miku said "world is mine" she did NOT mean to worship her 😭😭😭😭😭
"Scroll to have bad luck" is honestly the evolution of chain e-mails. "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 10 FRIENDS YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT" type shit.
time is a flat circle, my dudes.
@@b.collins2656as opposed to a 3 dimensional circle
There’s no such thing as new, only evolution.
(I worded this terribly.)
that's what i've been saying, it drives me crazy
I love witchy things and am a huge tarot enthusiast but so many people on witchtok are divorced from reality in a scary way.
I am with you. I believe supranatural things exist and there are things that can't be explained by logic. But many witchtoks remind me of when I was eight, convincing my friend I can control water after I watched Avatar The Last Airbender 😭
Yeah, I myself am a witch, but not one on witchtok and they scare me because they seem to be doing stuff that would be in a cartoon and that could actually hurt someone. Normal witchcraft isn't something that's disconnected from reality, we still know what's real, but the witches on witchtok are crazy.
I love how you said “divorced from reality” lol, so true
some of them might end up divorced from more than just reality
Tulpa is a concept originally from Tibetan Buddhism and found in later traditions of mysticism and the paranormal of a materialized being or thought-form, typically in human form, that is created through spiritual practice and intense concentration.] Modern practitioners, who call themselves "tulpamancers", use the term to refer to a type of willed imaginary friend which practitioners consider to be sentient and relatively independent. Modern practitioners predominantly consider tulpas to be a psychological rather than a paranormal concept.[ The idea became an important belief in Theosophy.
The Snape Wives would be thriving in this movement.
LMAO
My thoughts exactly
gonna regret googling this but here we go
@@bbhdd6181 strange aeons has a great video about it
@@bbhdd6181
.......... What are the Snape Wives?
Please tell me they're Snape obsessed women
Watched this in my car and realized my sticker expires this month thanks frog
They know all. Time to worship them!
Confirmed their a witch get ur pitchfork
honestly, i’m about to go next week lol
I can see how much work you put into your content; it really shows! You're such a refreshing change of pace for this style of content. Be encouraged, and keep it up!🎉
You crushed it with this vid! Also, the fact that they ran out of men to be "twin flames" in the og Twin Flames Universe cult and forced cis women to transition to male is INSANE.
I LOVE THE RANDOM DUDE WITH THE BLANK STARE JUST COMPLETELY OUT OF IT DURING THE SKITS-
Me too, I think he's my twin flame ❤❤
He does look like Kurtis Connor, or is it just me
Love your profile pic 🤩
Yellow Guy pfp!?
He looks like he’s just so done with the GF’s crap because at this point whatever happens is just gonna happen and he gave up trying to escape the crazy lady ages ago.
If you focus your masculine energy into a ball and fire it out your hands you can do a Kamehameha. With feminine energy, you can do the Moon Princess Halation, but you need a wand.
what if I do both?
@@Saga_Anserum A coding error allows you to deal 99999999999 HP damage at once and instakill most bosses, but it requires frame perfect execution.
Funny, but this ain’t how real witches roll
@@3bingust in all fairness, it's all make believe
I literally screamed "YES" out loud when they pulled the jujutsu figures
The consent thing is my biggest problem with this magic stuff. I don't believe it works or could ever work, but even trying to make someone love you with magical means is indicative that you might be pretty rapey.
In the words of Asmodeus from Helluva Boss:
"I dont mess with that artificial bs"
Yeah also wtf kinda person are you that you want your partner to be in the LITERAL meaning of the word DEPENDANT on you??!?!?!? Thats called being controlling/manipulative.
@@ville__ok
@@ville__ I can’t wait to finally die. Thank you for releasing me
as a pagan THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS i was talking to my aunt & grandma the other day abt how poorly paganism is handled and talked abt today and esp on the internet and ive been hoping someone would make a vid abt it at sum point!!!!!!
I'm agreed
As a fellow pagan of 2+ years, I second this!
your content never fails to tickle my brain with your intellectuality and hilarity 😂 favorite content creator on this platform hands down!!!
I am glad Witchtok / Pagantok introduced me to it. But I am also VERY glad I found actual circles and covens that provided me with the information I needed to find myself as a Wiccan and I can ignore those... very problematic things. ESPECIALLY the last ones. What the actual...
Twin Flames is a crazy insane idea for so many reasons. If you haven’t watched Escaping Twin Flames, it’s a great documentary about Twin Flames cult and the people who have been harmed by it.
i used to be in a relationship with someone who believed in twin flames and he was so insistent but very controlling and manipulative in every single way. it's been almost 7 years since i broke up with him but he still haunts my dreams.
Excellent doc. More people need to watch and understand how its an absolute cult that has ruined lives for profit.
Gonna go watch it immediately thank you
@@wartygourd I'm so happy you're safe and away from him now. I'm sorry you went through that
@@wartygourd Thx for being here.
“The only thing you’re riding is your broomstick” WHY DID I THINK OF THST VIBRATING HARRY POTTER BROOM
Not the vibrating Harry Potter broom 😭✋
the WHAT
ME TOO HUH 😭😭😭😭 same wavelength
ME TOO
The What
As a baby witch, this video was beautifully grounding for me. This was so so great to watch, so well done.
The twin flame thing goes even deeper and scarier than tik tok. There's a literal twin flame cult where people are allegedly coerced into staying in bad relationships, pressured into pursuing relationships with people who have made it clear they're not interested (to the point where members have been arrested for stalking) forced into relationships they didn't want, and there's even accusations that they are coercing people (who are not trans) to transitioning. All while being emotionally and psychologically abusive and taking their members' money. Also the leader thinks he's a reincarnation of Jesus. Because of course he does. Both Netflix and Prime have really interesting (and by that I mean horrifying) documentaries about it.
It was crazy! Those people should be in a psych ward or jail for scamming vulnerable folks.
There is also a much better side of Twin Flames. It's a Native American term for gay couples and (I may be incorrect on this, so feel free to look it up to be sure) trans people. ❤
I hate the way the people in this video portray it 😢
what's the name of the document on prime?
@@ace_of_cups4096You're thinking of Two Spirit, and the terms and definitions/acceptance vary from tribe to tribe
Also, check out the podcast Behind the Bastards
As a vocaloid fan, someone worshipping a popular vocal synth as a deity is WILD
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
It is 😭 I am not a Pagan but I can understand where they're coming from with their belief. But pop culture Pagans is... Wild.
Right? I'm a long time huge vocaloid fan, so sometimes I'll joke to myself about worshipping it. But no. They are just characters from a music software. Not a deity. I love vocaloid so much, but I know it's not real. Actually worshipping Miku as a literal god is WILD
It's about as wild as the Japanese man that married Miku and had a whole wedding and everything. I'm starting to feel bad for Miku at this point like leave my queen alone 😭
@@shaeleeque322 I love Miku too but this shit is even funnier when you remember that vocaloids are just instruments with character designs on the box. So these bitches are worshipping an instrument.
I'm a witch myself, most of that magic is either null in the sense of the public taro readings but will act to a lesser degree if you believe in it. As for obsession(love) magic, it's generally ill advised, one would pay a great price for meddling with it. The red string doll was the closest one to something that might work.
As for the for the people who worship fictional characters, on one hand they have something right as in the act of worship can create a deity of sort but that requires a mass movement to work for decades to essentially make an artificial deity... Large cults kinda do it to a weird extent, I don't recommend anyone meddle with this.
Advice for anyone who wants to learn about the craft, take your time, absorb the folk lore, be part of practitioner communities if you can, avoid taking advice from young people who call themselves "spiritual". Non of it is actually easy.
14:24 It's giving "it's too spicy for you" 😭😭
10:46 “ no matter how much they ghost you or tell you they don’t want to be with you will eventually come around” DENIAL is a river in EGYPT
YOUR HUSBAND IS GA-
Wait wrong response
how the fuck do people still get this wrong?
The correct way to say this is "Denial isnt just a river in egypt".
you can't make someone like you.
@@tatzecomThey know the correct way to say it people can change the phrase lmao
@@tatzecomthe way that this person is a meme, the full audio is, “denial is a river in eygpt, ur husband is gay” so technically they arent wrong
Funky frog, I'm not gonna lie I was nervous when I saw the notif for this video bc I'm a practicing witch and I was worried you'd kinda...dunk on all of us. What can I say, I've been burned before lol. BUT I was so happy when you addressed my specific concern not 3 minutes in, and you pointed out the real nasty, toxic, and harmful stuff that comes out of spiritual tiktoks. And you made the separation between just chill practicing vibes vs. "consent is a myth and you must be subservient to me bc the stars said so". Yeah, some of us get sucked into unhealthy pipelines, but what community doesn't have that? Balance is key, and mindfulness of science, ethics, and sources! Thank you for being kind in this video and sharing a concerning part of this community that's on the rise. We don't claim that shit lol. We do, however, claim you, Frog. We gotchu with whatever you need 🪬 blessed be babe 💫
Hi! Can you give me tips on how to get into witchcraft? ☺️
@ninipanini11 Not the person you asked but I'd say start with research. Are you interested in it from the perspective of Wicca or one if the other Pagan religions? Or are you looking to either incorporate it into the religion you already practice or for a more secular approach?
@@ville__bro did you not watch what this video was about :/
@@stupidwarriorkitties He's a troll. He does this crap on several other channels as well.
@@ninipanini11 i recommend starting with research, like looking for witch channels and books! I recommend watching ella harrison and chaotic witch aunt
As a witch, this saddens me. threefold rule, these people will get whats coming to them. love spells are supposed to be for SELF LOVE. not love spells on others
Im a practicing witch (celtic pagan). Those “scroll or else” posts are beyond awful. I have OCD and my intrusive thoughts are awful, and seeing shit like that online makes it so so hard for me. That, and a bunch of other stuff, had made tiktok such a toxic place to learn witchcraft.