CHRISTIANITY IS FOR VIRGINS

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • Christianity is for virgins! Sex is a conspiracy by Big Condom to get you to reject God!

Комментарии • 55

  • @77fa47
    @77fa47 2 года назад +70

    Condom-nation is actually a great bit lmfao

  • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
    @user-vi4xy1jw7e 2 года назад +38

    "There's all kinds of diseases out now."
    Looking forward to the new STD coming out later this year. Already have it preordered.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 2 года назад +22

    They make having sex sound like going through chemotherapy.

  • @mikelippenkrantz
    @mikelippenkrantz 2 года назад +42

    These people need to read the Song of Solomon.

    • @roxygaming5968
      @roxygaming5968 Месяц назад

      I skimmed that Wikipedia and suddenly every Christian abstinence program has made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
      "Modern scholarship tends to hold that the lovers in the Song are unmarried, which accords with its near ancient Near East context."

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 2 года назад +27

    Big Condom strikes again!

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 2 года назад +23

    1:43 The way he said that it was like “Honey, wake up! New disease just dropped!”

  • @rootfish2671
    @rootfish2671 2 года назад +20

    Damn these people need to get laid!

  • @FyterMakesMusic
    @FyterMakesMusic 2 года назад +16

    2:00 this guy really said "jesus take the wheel"

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 2 года назад +15

    CONDOM NATION RISE UP

  • @LanielleLelgado
    @LanielleLelgado 2 года назад +13

    These edits are so underrated

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 2 года назад +6

    Condom Nation represent!

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +9

    @1:20 _THERE IS NOW NO "CONDOM-NATION" THROUGH CHRIST JESUS_
    So. He promotes bareback, got it... lol
    (I guess Prophylactic-Planet would have been shooting for the moon)

  • @klourdes6068
    @klourdes6068 2 года назад +4

    2:01 Thats the funniest contradiction ever

  • @JethroRogers
    @JethroRogers 2 года назад +12

    ... God's laws break you (*applause*)
    Umm what?

  • @theobserver1925
    @theobserver1925 Год назад +1

    "You do not break gods laws, God laws break you"

  • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
    @user-vi4xy1jw7e 2 года назад +5

    RIP Carman

  • @parsonkyle9257
    @parsonkyle9257 2 года назад +1

    love u grimy ghost tha best 👌

  • @RobinFowler1982
    @RobinFowler1982 2 года назад +2

    Fucking Carmen man brings back memories

  • @mgg7756
    @mgg7756 2 года назад +4

    not even 100% effective???

  • @rareblues78daddy
    @rareblues78daddy 2 года назад

    Goodness... the indoctrination. Wow.

  • @FreezerKing
    @FreezerKing 2 года назад

    "Whiteheart" yeah that about sums this up

  • @ushaadhikari9174
    @ushaadhikari9174 2 года назад

    UA only has a direct link with JC

  • @DiabeticDebuff
    @DiabeticDebuff 2 года назад +1

    another banger

  • @agentfoxscully3649
    @agentfoxscully3649 Год назад

    Get into a psychologically abusive relationship with Jesus, today!

  • @BurtKocain
    @BurtKocain 2 года назад

    This but unironically.

  • @Coldkill2001
    @Coldkill2001 2 года назад +3

    idk, casual sex does seem self-destructive, but the Christian perspective is certainly extreme

  • @JesusRocksTryPrayin
    @JesusRocksTryPrayin 2 года назад +4

    I wish I was still a virgin.. I regret, pretty much every time I had sex.. using it as a drug ruins it, but
    stimulation is addictive and people trick themselves.. 'Im hungover and depressed, I need a drink" without Jesus, this world is miserable.. like, people try to replace the truth any way they can, it's.. natural
    like how the sons of Cain, invented music and all sorts. We're all outside of the garden, i have sins I'm trippin on too. but, when this world breaks.. soon, know the name above all others to call upon. Pray for mercy; God is merciful.

    • @depressedphilosopherbitch7581
      @depressedphilosopherbitch7581 2 года назад +2

      What happened?

    • @JesusRocksTryPrayin
      @JesusRocksTryPrayin 2 года назад

      @@depressedphilosopherbitch7581 I wasn't some player, I was some.. wannabe romantic drug/sex/stimulation wanna be rock and roll idiot.
      It pisses people off when I say this, but everything happens for a reason.
      You're a philosopher so, i have trouble talking to most people because.. i quote crap I've read and sound crazy but, Mrs Philsopher
      The flesh lusteth after the spirit. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Call it, 'yin and yang'? I could teach folks why they shouldn't cross 'religious literature' but i've done it. Blaspheme
      Anyway. I went from, "Well Adjusted Boy #2" as kid, (in some film credits or whatever..) to, vampire. People loved to be around me, MOST FOLKS HAVE THE BEST INTENTIONS. People call, anyone who gets fucked up.. whatever name
      I was selfish and foolish. I had to have the volume as high as it would go and, to this day, nothing feels complete unless the volume is at least changing.. And, I broke a few people's hearts.. and most people in society would say 'that's life. All's fair in love and war"
      But, I misled folks (i was misled) the blind leading the blind into the ditch. I may have ruined lives, i may have caused death? I don't even know at this point. The thing that cancers us all is stimulation; physically it's the poisons put in everything but..
      Winking in and out of spiritual death; I found the truth.. lost and, folks say they get lonely.. I was agnostic and, never felt alone but.. was excruciatingly so.. even in a room full of people
      I realized, everyone is locked into culture. Theirs, and a higher level, their family's, their city state nation world...
      Couple THAT, with the varied entertainment.. infinite gears, churning. All connected yet, disparate. absolutely now
      And, how do you control, 330million people? (usa) or, billions? How do you keep, all of those gears turning and in check?
      And life before.. We may be sitting upon, millions.. of past civilizations. And; I can tell you this with all honesty. The Old Testament is more literal than, you would believe. Sounds crazy
      I don't mind sounding a fool, I studied (NAME A FIELD) obsessively, to only find.. All of my wisdom.. was laid to ruin (most.. I mean, it's not of no utility but, none of it was completely true.. It was someone else's imagination)
      So, the thing I threw away.. The Bible; ended up being the only truth
      And I defiled everything about myself, just thinking I was having a good time. Being an American, woo! GREEK PARTY LIFE! and..
      even at my lowest, God can forgive. somehow.. I couldn't forgive myself, but God does. You too, whoever. He's cool
      Try prayin, ask him to show himself to you. Be rude if you're angry at the world, you can swear at God. Once you get to know him, you'll wish you hadn't. He is good

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 2 года назад +2

      Got to agree, sex without someone you love makes it meaningless, the only time I ever enjoyed sex was with my ex, but after that it just sucked for both parties.

    • @JesusRocksTryPrayin
      @JesusRocksTryPrayin 2 года назад

      @@somerandomname3124 Idk if you've ever tried praying or where you're at
      I hated God.. but, praying led to miracles.. Or, just talk to God :) He is there. The emptiness will go away over time..
      we've all got pain and confusion, especially in the modern world :) but, that comes from the devil. No joke.

    • @depressedphilosopherbitch7581
      @depressedphilosopherbitch7581 Год назад +1

      @@JesusRocksTryPrayin I'm not really a philosopher, just a girl who thinks and ponders too much

  • @ddandrea
    @ddandrea 2 года назад +3

    Yeah I'm kinda done with this poking fun at Christianity stuff. Bye.