I skimmed that Wikipedia and suddenly every Christian abstinence program has made absolutely no sense whatsoever. "Modern scholarship tends to hold that the lovers in the Song are unmarried, which accords with its near ancient Near East context."
@1:20 _THERE IS NOW NO "CONDOM-NATION" THROUGH CHRIST JESUS_ So. He promotes bareback, got it... lol (I guess Prophylactic-Planet would have been shooting for the moon)
I wish I was still a virgin.. I regret, pretty much every time I had sex.. using it as a drug ruins it, but stimulation is addictive and people trick themselves.. 'Im hungover and depressed, I need a drink" without Jesus, this world is miserable.. like, people try to replace the truth any way they can, it's.. natural like how the sons of Cain, invented music and all sorts. We're all outside of the garden, i have sins I'm trippin on too. but, when this world breaks.. soon, know the name above all others to call upon. Pray for mercy; God is merciful.
@@depressedphilosopherbitch7581 I wasn't some player, I was some.. wannabe romantic drug/sex/stimulation wanna be rock and roll idiot. It pisses people off when I say this, but everything happens for a reason. You're a philosopher so, i have trouble talking to most people because.. i quote crap I've read and sound crazy but, Mrs Philsopher The flesh lusteth after the spirit. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Call it, 'yin and yang'? I could teach folks why they shouldn't cross 'religious literature' but i've done it. Blaspheme Anyway. I went from, "Well Adjusted Boy #2" as kid, (in some film credits or whatever..) to, vampire. People loved to be around me, MOST FOLKS HAVE THE BEST INTENTIONS. People call, anyone who gets fucked up.. whatever name I was selfish and foolish. I had to have the volume as high as it would go and, to this day, nothing feels complete unless the volume is at least changing.. And, I broke a few people's hearts.. and most people in society would say 'that's life. All's fair in love and war" But, I misled folks (i was misled) the blind leading the blind into the ditch. I may have ruined lives, i may have caused death? I don't even know at this point. The thing that cancers us all is stimulation; physically it's the poisons put in everything but.. Winking in and out of spiritual death; I found the truth.. lost and, folks say they get lonely.. I was agnostic and, never felt alone but.. was excruciatingly so.. even in a room full of people I realized, everyone is locked into culture. Theirs, and a higher level, their family's, their city state nation world... Couple THAT, with the varied entertainment.. infinite gears, churning. All connected yet, disparate. absolutely now And, how do you control, 330million people? (usa) or, billions? How do you keep, all of those gears turning and in check? And life before.. We may be sitting upon, millions.. of past civilizations. And; I can tell you this with all honesty. The Old Testament is more literal than, you would believe. Sounds crazy I don't mind sounding a fool, I studied (NAME A FIELD) obsessively, to only find.. All of my wisdom.. was laid to ruin (most.. I mean, it's not of no utility but, none of it was completely true.. It was someone else's imagination) So, the thing I threw away.. The Bible; ended up being the only truth And I defiled everything about myself, just thinking I was having a good time. Being an American, woo! GREEK PARTY LIFE! and.. even at my lowest, God can forgive. somehow.. I couldn't forgive myself, but God does. You too, whoever. He's cool Try prayin, ask him to show himself to you. Be rude if you're angry at the world, you can swear at God. Once you get to know him, you'll wish you hadn't. He is good
Got to agree, sex without someone you love makes it meaningless, the only time I ever enjoyed sex was with my ex, but after that it just sucked for both parties.
@@somerandomname3124 Idk if you've ever tried praying or where you're at I hated God.. but, praying led to miracles.. Or, just talk to God :) He is there. The emptiness will go away over time.. we've all got pain and confusion, especially in the modern world :) but, that comes from the devil. No joke.
Condom-nation is actually a great bit lmfao
"There's all kinds of diseases out now."
Looking forward to the new STD coming out later this year. Already have it preordered.
They make having sex sound like going through chemotherapy.
These people need to read the Song of Solomon.
I skimmed that Wikipedia and suddenly every Christian abstinence program has made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
"Modern scholarship tends to hold that the lovers in the Song are unmarried, which accords with its near ancient Near East context."
Big Condom strikes again!
1:43 The way he said that it was like “Honey, wake up! New disease just dropped!”
Damn these people need to get laid!
2:00 this guy really said "jesus take the wheel"
CONDOM NATION RISE UP
These edits are so underrated
Condom Nation represent!
@1:20 _THERE IS NOW NO "CONDOM-NATION" THROUGH CHRIST JESUS_
So. He promotes bareback, got it... lol
(I guess Prophylactic-Planet would have been shooting for the moon)
2:01 Thats the funniest contradiction ever
... God's laws break you (*applause*)
Umm what?
In Soviet Russia...
"You do not break gods laws, God laws break you"
RIP Carman
love u grimy ghost tha best 👌
Fucking Carmen man brings back memories
not even 100% effective???
Goodness... the indoctrination. Wow.
"Whiteheart" yeah that about sums this up
UA only has a direct link with JC
another banger
Get into a psychologically abusive relationship with Jesus, today!
This but unironically.
idk, casual sex does seem self-destructive, but the Christian perspective is certainly extreme
That's what I think.
I wish I was still a virgin.. I regret, pretty much every time I had sex.. using it as a drug ruins it, but
stimulation is addictive and people trick themselves.. 'Im hungover and depressed, I need a drink" without Jesus, this world is miserable.. like, people try to replace the truth any way they can, it's.. natural
like how the sons of Cain, invented music and all sorts. We're all outside of the garden, i have sins I'm trippin on too. but, when this world breaks.. soon, know the name above all others to call upon. Pray for mercy; God is merciful.
What happened?
@@depressedphilosopherbitch7581 I wasn't some player, I was some.. wannabe romantic drug/sex/stimulation wanna be rock and roll idiot.
It pisses people off when I say this, but everything happens for a reason.
You're a philosopher so, i have trouble talking to most people because.. i quote crap I've read and sound crazy but, Mrs Philsopher
The flesh lusteth after the spirit. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Call it, 'yin and yang'? I could teach folks why they shouldn't cross 'religious literature' but i've done it. Blaspheme
Anyway. I went from, "Well Adjusted Boy #2" as kid, (in some film credits or whatever..) to, vampire. People loved to be around me, MOST FOLKS HAVE THE BEST INTENTIONS. People call, anyone who gets fucked up.. whatever name
I was selfish and foolish. I had to have the volume as high as it would go and, to this day, nothing feels complete unless the volume is at least changing.. And, I broke a few people's hearts.. and most people in society would say 'that's life. All's fair in love and war"
But, I misled folks (i was misled) the blind leading the blind into the ditch. I may have ruined lives, i may have caused death? I don't even know at this point. The thing that cancers us all is stimulation; physically it's the poisons put in everything but..
Winking in and out of spiritual death; I found the truth.. lost and, folks say they get lonely.. I was agnostic and, never felt alone but.. was excruciatingly so.. even in a room full of people
I realized, everyone is locked into culture. Theirs, and a higher level, their family's, their city state nation world...
Couple THAT, with the varied entertainment.. infinite gears, churning. All connected yet, disparate. absolutely now
And, how do you control, 330million people? (usa) or, billions? How do you keep, all of those gears turning and in check?
And life before.. We may be sitting upon, millions.. of past civilizations. And; I can tell you this with all honesty. The Old Testament is more literal than, you would believe. Sounds crazy
I don't mind sounding a fool, I studied (NAME A FIELD) obsessively, to only find.. All of my wisdom.. was laid to ruin (most.. I mean, it's not of no utility but, none of it was completely true.. It was someone else's imagination)
So, the thing I threw away.. The Bible; ended up being the only truth
And I defiled everything about myself, just thinking I was having a good time. Being an American, woo! GREEK PARTY LIFE! and..
even at my lowest, God can forgive. somehow.. I couldn't forgive myself, but God does. You too, whoever. He's cool
Try prayin, ask him to show himself to you. Be rude if you're angry at the world, you can swear at God. Once you get to know him, you'll wish you hadn't. He is good
Got to agree, sex without someone you love makes it meaningless, the only time I ever enjoyed sex was with my ex, but after that it just sucked for both parties.
@@somerandomname3124 Idk if you've ever tried praying or where you're at
I hated God.. but, praying led to miracles.. Or, just talk to God :) He is there. The emptiness will go away over time..
we've all got pain and confusion, especially in the modern world :) but, that comes from the devil. No joke.
@@JesusRocksTryPrayin I'm not really a philosopher, just a girl who thinks and ponders too much
Yeah I'm kinda done with this poking fun at Christianity stuff. Bye.
See ya friend
Good riddance, weeb
Butthurt
Cope
well goodbye then