i was raised a j-dub and was showed this video at 12 when i was being marked as bad association and it actually pushed me further away so glad i escaped that frutiy little cult.
Even worse, having been a JW and watched this video a several times as a teen and child, the last little bit of the video with "Dinah" isn't really edited. That's how that conversation flows in the original video. I'm surprised grimy ghost didn't overlay the shitty cover of gangster's paradise in the background
AvivaAllegro Yeah it's really interesting how the doctrine changed overtime. If you're interested theres a neat torrent on- Wait KAT doesn't exist anymore.
The moral of this story is that the only way you won't be raped or be tempted to have sex is if you only hang around Jehovah's Witnesses. Because there are no rapists in your religious organization or people who have sex.
Those kids' eyes are so empty. It's like looking into the eyes of a porcelain doll. It's creeping me out; like they may be able to steal my soul through the monitor.
20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property."
I don't have any friends. I have a lifelong penpal I call a brother lol but most friends are horrible. Most people give more than they take, and honestly sober people are better. I'm a drug user so most sober people find me to be insane. I also move without telling anyone I know lol. for no reason, by impulse lol. idk why. it's fun. No goodbyes. ACQUAINTANCES FOR LIFE! i miss a few people
Jehovah and I went to high school together. Had a real God complex.
Thanks, Jehovah.
I love my new friends that I have nothing in common with whatsoever except for the fact that we go to the same church once a week.
Three times a week man. Shit was rough.
Ouch. My condolences.
It's not a church. It's a kingdom hall.
i wish i had friends other than jehovah
same
you know thats a sin
Maybe that girl's having a hard time making friends with teens because she's 30 goddamn years old
You have no idea how hard I just laughed at this comment.
0:48 When gods friendship is literally pulling your lips back.
THE ZOOM IN ON THE TWIN TOWERS
My friends are jealous of my Spanish dubbed accent.
Oh my god as an Ex JW I love this
I never realized that one villain from Final Fantasy 7 had such a strong following
Jenova's witness
The Bible helped me get passed my personality!
*High fives Jehovah*
i was raised a j-dub and was showed this video at 12 when i was being marked as bad association and it actually pushed me further away so glad i escaped that frutiy little cult.
Abandon people who like you to better conform to your heartless overlord's demands for purity.
They must have regretted doing that WTC transition later on
"These kids are not canaanites"
Is "canaanite" Jehova's Witness slang for black?
Just anarchic in general
If I meet someone with thousands of people claiming to be their "best" friend, I assume that that person isn't a very good friend.
Jehovah sounds like a man I could be a best friend with.
"These kids are not Canaanites"
Oh good Lord! :---D
Moshugaani Oh, wait: THEY ARE CANAANITES!
Even worse, having been a JW and watched this video a several times as a teen and child, the last little bit of the video with "Dinah" isn't really edited. That's how that conversation flows in the original video.
I'm surprised grimy ghost didn't overlay the shitty cover of gangster's paradise in the background
(Gangsters paradise played in several parts of this video)
Same. How did you get kicked out?
+Ancient Apparition I was too gay and I did research and learned it was all supreme bullshit
AvivaAllegro Yeah it's really interesting how the doctrine changed overtime. If you're interested theres a neat torrent on- Wait KAT doesn't exist anymore.
I got kicked out for being gay too, :P
Lost my entire family. Kinda sucks but that's just JW life I guess.
The moral of this story is that the only way you won't be raped or be tempted to have sex is if you only hang around Jehovah's Witnesses. Because there are no rapists in your religious organization or people who have sex.
Holy shit, I actually had to fucking watch this like at least 5 or 6 times.
Baaad memories, lmao.
Were they cat calling those male Jehovas Witnesses in business suits? LOL
totally realistic
Disassociate with others that have different and possibly conflicting opinions.
acquire J E H O V A H
Jehouva in new york, the new bestseller by haim yech lachaim sr.
i used to wonder what friendship could be...
+Vasectomy Fail magic
+Vasectomy Fail until you all shared its magic with me...
MMMM LETS SNORT SOME MAGIC DUST
Those kids' eyes are so empty. It's like looking into the eyes of a porcelain doll.
It's creeping me out; like they may be able to steal my soul through the monitor.
Have a bad personality? Guess you're going to be lonely forever!
I fucking died with that twin towers bit 😂😂
I invited Jehovah to the movies, but he didn't answer the phone :( We're still besties though, I guess...
*gets matching friendship bracelets with god*
Noah and Jehova destroyed the twin towers @1:18!
1:18
God no longer has any friends.
If you limit your friends to what religion they worship you deserve to be lonely
Make sure to only make holy, mom-like friends.
20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property."
Why is nobody stoning her for saying Jehova?
Fuck yeah that Twin Tower glitch was boss
I'm friends with Jenova
*I yell a lot*
I like how Stacy literally guilt-tripped her.
If you want to make friends with Jehovah never wear tight pants. Anthony Morris, Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses. :)
JW - When Garden Variety Christianity isn't insane enough.
Where is this jw video from? I was in this cult for 13 years and have never seen this!
3:00 damn me too
😫 I grew up a witness
I don't have any friends. I have a lifelong penpal I call a brother lol but
most friends are horrible. Most people give more than they take, and honestly sober people are better. I'm a drug user so most sober people find me to be insane. I also move without telling anyone I know lol. for no reason, by impulse lol. idk why. it's fun. No goodbyes. ACQUAINTANCES FOR LIFE! i miss a few people
Stoning people to death? Yes very friendly
JC Penney's called, they want their mannequins and clothing back
I only pray to Gozer.
More like Jehovah's WETNESS, amirite?
Jehovah has trust issues.
HOLY HELL THAT WOMAN HAS SOME BIG TEETH
That chick in the yellow that said "friends" looks like Rosie O'Donald
that's spooky.
Who tf is Jehovah??
God's verbal name.
Went on longer than it should have. Actually sounded fairly reasonable in fact
all I can say about this is:same
There's NO creator deity. Seriously.
Ok, thanks
thanks jehovah you're the man
make believe delusions