PARENTAL CONTROL FOR OBEDIENT TEENS

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2022
  • Are you a rebellious teen that wants to learn to control your parents and do anything you want? All you have to do is obey whatever your parents say and beg for their forgiveness!
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Комментарии • 48

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 2 года назад +64

    “Thus, sayeth the Lord, honoring thy father and mother is phat and all go.”

  • @DrJulianBashirCAWD
    @DrJulianBashirCAWD 2 года назад +27

    PHAT AND ALL GO

  • @noxaurum1
    @noxaurum1 2 года назад +45

    I apologized to my Mom and Dad for acting dishonorably towards them and told them I would work to better serve them in a godly fashion. They made fun of me for being a "mama's boy" and stick their legs out to trip me every time I walk through the living room. I guess my parents really are cool.

  • @zixserro1
    @zixserro1 2 года назад +24

    I don't know what I like more from this video: the phrase "Phat and all go", or the whole "slaves should obey from their hearts" bit.

  • @ronwerks
    @ronwerks 2 года назад +7

    I would say "what if the parents are abusive pieces of shit?" But they probably would just say they don't actually exist or say that they'd *totally* be able to tell which parents are abusive just by looking at them. These are the ppl that have probably passed 8 different superficially charming abusive parents on a grocery run and didn't pick up on it.

  • @daydreamcomedianne
    @daydreamcomedianne 2 года назад +16

    Welcome back, Grimy! We missed you. The teenager in charge of his family honestly seemed really responsible: balance your checkbook, dad!

  • @whatthehellpeople
    @whatthehellpeople 2 года назад +6

    So the way to get your parents to let you do whatever you want is to not want to do anything you aren't told to do.

  • @SirChubbyBunny
    @SirChubbyBunny 2 года назад +21

    I appreciate that I've seen enough Grimy content to recognize this guy as the guy who is hot for Jesus.

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 2 года назад +2

      Old Ron is a Grimy classic

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 2 года назад +1

      @@ratbastian I wonder what a video from Ron would look like today

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 2 года назад

      @@SirChubbyBunny He has a Facebook

    • @erinloveswendy
      @erinloveswendy 2 года назад

      @@ratbastian What kind of Video is this?

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 2 года назад

      @@erinloveswendy a good one

  • @FreezerKing
    @FreezerKing 2 года назад +9

    "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!?" "Don't you talk to ME like that, young man!"

  • @ancientapparition1638
    @ancientapparition1638 2 года назад +7

    My parents are so wise for beating me mercilessly for not going to church.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 2 года назад +4

    And the Lord said unto his children, Quittest thou that damn crying, or I shall givest thee something to cry about.

  • @andrewk9000
    @andrewk9000 2 года назад +8

    Parents Just Don’t Understand

  • @heathmerz4760
    @heathmerz4760 2 года назад +21

    I'm glad that you're back Grimy! Been missin' you n' shit.

  • @BigboiiTone
    @BigboiiTone 2 года назад +7

    1:47 are you X-TREME enough to take the Challenge to call your parents Sir and Ma'am?

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 Год назад +3

    *S P E A K U P , I C A N ' T H E A R Y O U .*

  • @thecoolguy7324
    @thecoolguy7324 2 года назад +2

    They really did have the best stuff they had since last year

  • @AskALibbieist
    @AskALibbieist 2 года назад +6

    Good to see you back in the game, Grimy Ghost.

  • @Slapdab
    @Slapdab 2 года назад +5

    Grimy ghost brings so much funny content to me. Thanks GG!

  • @g.p7640
    @g.p7640 2 года назад +8

    Y'all are back! Don't ever leave me again!

  • @MrSauceman
    @MrSauceman 2 года назад +1

    Really glad you started uploading again.

  • @acspicer
    @acspicer 2 года назад +3

    When dad asks me to keep him company in bed because mom left him I know he has my best interests at heart.

  • @stevebob240
    @stevebob240 2 года назад +1

    Grimy Ghost is phat and all go, man!

  • @BigboiiTone
    @BigboiiTone 2 года назад +3

    Never trust a guy in a denim shirt

  • @CYB3RC0RP
    @CYB3RC0RP 2 года назад +1

    Wasn't sure if any of this was cool until I saw the guy with the backwards visor. Now I happily obey my abusive, drug-addled Narcissistic mother when she wants to steal all my time and energy for her own ego gratification. Honoring the authority God placed in your life is totally phat and all go.

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever 2 года назад +1

    This video was phat and all go man

  • @amandameans6439
    @amandameans6439 2 года назад +1

    RIP Dan ! He was my friend and team leader .

  • @therandomarchive2183
    @therandomarchive2183 2 года назад +12

    Ah good ole fashion brain washing. How I remember you so but do not miss you.

  • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
    @user-vi4xy1jw7e 2 года назад +3

    Is phat and all go like "full send"?

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 2 года назад +2

    How obedient can you really be?

  • @Shriner49er
    @Shriner49er 2 года назад +2

    Then there was this boy
    whose
    Parents made him come directly home right after school
    And wheheeen
    they went to their church
    They shook
    and lurched all over the church floor
    He couldn't quite explain it
    They'd always just
    goooooone theeeere

  • @loveadumb
    @loveadumb 2 года назад +1

    here's the number to the pay phone... at the 7-11.

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 2 года назад +1

    Honor, that's when the blade slices through bone.

  • @LRGDuran
    @LRGDuran 2 года назад +2

    It this a WACO recruitment tape?

  • @codytaylor1362
    @codytaylor1362 2 года назад +1

    I don't know man. Last time I "grabbed a hold of Jesus", it got me about 10-20.

  • @JesusRocksTryPrayin
    @JesusRocksTryPrayin 2 года назад

    I wish I had Jesus in my life as a kid..
    I was raised Catholic, and they worship the devil. (jokes) but seriously, without Jesus.. life was hard, and I didnt even know why or how, or anything... i was overly-educated, and I knew nothing.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 2 года назад +1

      I think you should probably become a Unitarian Universalist.