I'm still struggling to understand that analogy. Is he saying sex is too much responsibility for a teenager to handle, like a lot of money might be? It would be funny to see the context.
You know, you don't really get enough credit for having to sift through entire videos of this shit just to entertain us lol. I'm so sorry, but so thankful!
The parental cosigned document regarding the purity of my holes still has a respectable place on the family home's mantle. Right next to Uncle Brandston's ashes and the family bible autographed by that homeless man who looks like the pope
God has know me since I was a newborn and he was waaaaay older than me. I’m not having sex with God. That would be a gold digger or grooming relationship
And that's why I honor god with sexuality by having all the sexuality!
aids and all that
1:16 that absolutely killed me holy shit
That’s why we stop at hand-holding. Only costs Mr. Bill Gates $200
I'm still struggling to understand that analogy. Is he saying sex is too much responsibility for a teenager to handle, like a lot of money might be? It would be funny to see the context.
@@Trip_Fontainein the original video he compares it to getting $1000 now or waiting to get $1 million when you’re 21
Had i seen this video as a teen maybe i wouldnt have gave mine up to the town whore
@@GrimyGhost Ah, thanks!
You know, you don't really get enough credit for having to sift through entire videos of this shit just to entertain us lol. I'm so sorry, but so thankful!
The parental cosigned document regarding the purity of my holes still has a respectable place on the family home's mantle. Right next to Uncle Brandston's ashes and the family bible autographed by that homeless man who looks like the pope
".......Virginity!"
"Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women." - Jesus
Save as many disappointments for the wedding night as you can.
Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?
"aids and all that"
Greeeaaaattttt there go all my plans
0:44 this dude looks like a Syndrome from The Incredibles
Sex is cool
Grab your Bible and turn to Ezekiel 23:19-20.
You’re welcome.
:B
"Aids and all that."
god always has a blast!.....oh gorrrrd
God has know me since I was a newborn and he was waaaaay older than me. I’m not having sex with God. That would be a gold digger or grooming relationship
How long before all those certificates were invalid? 3 weeks, a month?
I'm sure at least two were invalidated later that evening. If there's one thing I learned at church camp it was we were all *deeply* horny teens.
2:10 No, that's Muslims
They did bring the blast to New York. circa 2001.
This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:25 we've heard stories about AIDS and teenage pregnancies, but we're not scaring you into saving sex