VIRGINS SAVE SEX FOR GOD

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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2023
  • God wants virgins! Preserve your chastity for the body of Christ, spread for you!
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Комментарии • 37

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 10 месяцев назад +28

    And that's why I honor god with sexuality by having all the sexuality!

  • @cootermcgooter1027
    @cootermcgooter1027 10 месяцев назад +19

    aids and all that

  • @ouchiewowow
    @ouchiewowow 10 месяцев назад +32

    1:16 that absolutely killed me holy shit

    • @BoundedByte
      @BoundedByte 10 месяцев назад +2

      That’s why we stop at hand-holding. Only costs Mr. Bill Gates $200

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine 10 месяцев назад +2

      I'm still struggling to understand that analogy. Is he saying sex is too much responsibility for a teenager to handle, like a lot of money might be? It would be funny to see the context.

    • @GrimyGhost
      @GrimyGhost  10 месяцев назад +19

      @@Trip_Fontainein the original video he compares it to getting $1000 now or waiting to get $1 million when you’re 21

    • @JoeFpoc
      @JoeFpoc 10 месяцев назад

      Had i seen this video as a teen maybe i wouldnt have gave mine up to the town whore

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine 10 месяцев назад

      @@GrimyGhost Ah, thanks!

  • @Zvasra
    @Zvasra 10 месяцев назад +18

    You know, you don't really get enough credit for having to sift through entire videos of this shit just to entertain us lol. I'm so sorry, but so thankful!

  • @Gentlemenhugs
    @Gentlemenhugs 10 месяцев назад +5

    The parental cosigned document regarding the purity of my holes still has a respectable place on the family home's mantle. Right next to Uncle Brandston's ashes and the family bible autographed by that homeless man who looks like the pope

  • @nerdenocity
    @nerdenocity 6 месяцев назад +1

    ".......Virginity!"

  • @Benjitsu_
    @Benjitsu_ 10 месяцев назад +13

    "Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women." - Jesus

  • @Eraserhedd
    @Eraserhedd 9 месяцев назад +2

    Save as many disappointments for the wedding night as you can.

  • @TheStBlaine
    @TheStBlaine 10 месяцев назад +13

    Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?

  • @loveadumb
    @loveadumb 10 месяцев назад +2

    "aids and all that"

  • @beandipped
    @beandipped 10 месяцев назад +3

    Greeeaaaattttt there go all my plans

  • @MyLOLPwny
    @MyLOLPwny 9 месяцев назад

    0:44 this dude looks like a Syndrome from The Incredibles

  • @gangrenemccluster7680
    @gangrenemccluster7680 10 месяцев назад +3

    Sex is cool

  • @Arkonu
    @Arkonu 8 месяцев назад

    Grab your Bible and turn to Ezekiel 23:19-20.
    You’re welcome.
    :B

  • @leeleslieart
    @leeleslieart 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Aids and all that."

  • @lambo485
    @lambo485 10 месяцев назад +3

    god always has a blast!.....oh gorrrrd

  • @Zzzk23
    @Zzzk23 8 месяцев назад

    God has know me since I was a newborn and he was waaaaay older than me. I’m not having sex with God. That would be a gold digger or grooming relationship

  • @jean-lucpicard5510
    @jean-lucpicard5510 9 месяцев назад

    How long before all those certificates were invalid? 3 weeks, a month?

    • @boccs9925
      @boccs9925 7 месяцев назад

      I'm sure at least two were invalidated later that evening. If there's one thing I learned at church camp it was we were all *deeply* horny teens.

  • @ShaneBermingham616
    @ShaneBermingham616 10 месяцев назад

    2:10 No, that's Muslims

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 10 месяцев назад

      They did bring the blast to New York. circa 2001.

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 10 месяцев назад +3

    This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nathangibbons9492
    @nathangibbons9492 10 месяцев назад +1

    0:25 we've heard stories about AIDS and teenage pregnancies, but we're not scaring you into saving sex