Is Google always listening: Live Test
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Follow up video: • Follow up: Is Google A...
Does Google and Facebook listen in and record conversations and audio even when they're not open? I perform a live test using Google chrome on a Windows 10 PC to discover whether my microphone appears to be recording me even when my browser is turned off in order to better target advertisements.
As pointed out in the comments, there are too many flaws in my methodology to draw any conclusions (for instance I am live streaming directly to RUclips which of course necessitates recording my microphone the whole time). For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch here: • Video
Watch the follow-up video here for various reasons that explain this outcome: ruclips.net/video/kv8gvXPwWjY/видео.html
The single biggest flaw in this video is that I am live streaming directly to RUclips which is of course recording and processing the microphone's audio the entire time. More generally I agree with many of you that this was a poorly done experiment and I contaminated the results rather quickly by clicking on that first ad. Whether it was Google, Cortana, malicious adware, or something else is entirely debatable and I of course make no conclusive statements about the veracity of my results.
For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch this guy's video: ruclips.net/video/SmM9ch_oXA4/видео.html
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Mitchollow II
Mitchollow lol even on total Fark you had dog toy ads
So what you're saying is this vid is kinda useless?
You said many times affordable that’s why we saw an ad of Ford in your video 🧐🤨 "afFORDable" That’s maybe the reason??
And the fact that Google didn't block this video and recommended me this on RUclips.
They litterally show their dominance.
They know. It comical for them at this point. It’s over my good people.
there is no person actively thinking about what to show people and how to process the information. It's ai
@@maestro3887not ai it just the algorithm
@@briannac2231 I'd call the algorithm an ai because it's capable of learning.
I don't have a microphone. Ya i am safe
Next day
GOOGLE- microphone ads
🤣
lmfao 🤣🤣
you copied that comment
lol
Loool
Good job YT recommending this video to everyone one year later.
Google probably won't be happy about it.
Eli E google owns YT... or I just get r/wooshed?
@@TheRealFABW yes you did
*Google will remember that*
Ikr
that is missed up
The fact that there were dog toy ads on farq itself and he didn't even notice is crazy
I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT TOO. heart rate immediately: 📈📈📈📈
i saw that too
Holy shit I didnt notice as well until I read this comment
Tick protection not toys but yes
@@OneShotMarkimoo seems like ai helped find the ads. The dog had a flamingo in its mouth.
*Google hears you and your wife talking about how you want to divorce.*
**gets Tinder Ad**
Im gonna take my perimeter here on the high ground, this comment will get some likes
Oof
F
Sai bat ha
(Translation)true talk
...
Lucky me I am not native English speaker
Next day...
English Speaking Course Online
Xceed Xeed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhahahahaha
**duolingo ad stars playing**
@@cyrias1919 dudaduda
Well I can tell it also works with French and Italian...
I'm deaf, Google can't hear me
Next day
Google: Online Hand sign language course
Mute*
Inmate?
Marina P I’m hard of hearing and calling us mute is one of the most disrespectful things you could do.
If Your Deaf, Then How Can You Write This!?
Oof, we have sign language and can learn letters, it may take a little longer, but still we can learn letters
I absolutely love how google pushes this video on its algorithm to 23 million people as of today.
how do yk that exact number? have you hacked them or something?
@@rahulgemnani google wants you to buy a glass, ITS RIGHT NEAR THE VIDEOS TITLE WTH
23,509,311 views as of rn (not joking btw)
The critique of capitalism has always been a very marketable product.
Revelation of the method.
RUclips : lets recommend this video
Google : wAiT wHaT n0
😂😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂👌
LOL
🤣🤣
FBI:
Google:"we can't violate user privacy, it's unfair"
Also Google:" *but maybe* "
🤣
XD
Perhaps
*_"Unless"_*
You should of said *perhaps*
Me: I wonder if google is listening to me..
RUclips: *recommends this video*
xD
Ethan Wayhoo underrated comment😂
Lol
That literally just happend to me. Well I didnt say it but I send a message to my friend saying that I think I'm being listened to. Reason being earlier today me and my dad were talking about Steve Carell on the office and why he left . Which lead to me getting I a video on my home page of RUclips about it. Shortly after I sent the message this video was recommended. Rather eerie if you ask me.
It actually happened to me. I was talking about this yesterday with my dad
5:15 he didn't even notice
2 ads immediately lol.
i didnt notice either until i saw ur comment lol
I saw it and was gunna comment this lol
I noticed it I thought he will later in the video lol
That's tick protection
@@Lowknopealt its dog related
Always check Google ads in the morning to find out what you were talking about in your sleep.
Andrew Glinski wow
Rt
Oh shit!
Hot milfs near me?
Ingenious
me:*sings into microphone*
google: autotune?
underrated
@@drippiebread6246 YEP
Lmao
Damn that must hurt
oh shit
Murderers: how do we hide a body?
Google: shovel advertisement
Marcel Kuhelj XDD Omg Lol
Lol
lmao
Haha
Underated🔥😂
And this is so fantastic that RUclips didn't delete this video after 5 years
Well duhh. If they deleted this video, then it would look like they’re hiding something from us. (Even though they already are)
Ever heard of the Streisand effect ? + This has been known for years and nobody seems to care
Why would they? It's all in there terms and app terms.
They're asserting their dominance.
Docs released yesterday told the world that Google lied all the time about how its algos worked.
the fact that i was talking to a friend about google listening to me and then yt rcommending this video is top tier
Bro, like 30mins ago i was in a call in discord talking to a friend about google listenning to us and now youtube recommended to me this video too, i-i dont feel safe anymore...
bro💀
this shows their dominance
The funny thing is that I just said this in a room on my own
😂😂
-Hey Google, are you listening?
-No.
*Interesting*
*hmm intensifies*
-Hey Google, are u listening? -I’m trying
Abyss Z jasr
Sorry I don't know about that
So you're saying.. someone whispers ' hot women near you' into my microphone twice a day?
No you watch too much porn
CAUDILLO yup
CAUDILLO BIG WOOSH
RISING PX OMG SAMEE
It’s not always worked that way, i mean like ofcourse Advertisement is everywhere. But it might be just totally random and stupid ads. I guess..?
the way i gasped when the dog ads started appearing on Fark before he even noticed
*Privacy exists*
*Google:* hippity hoppity, that's now my property
Marko GT No I did this comment before you did it wrong it’s hippity hoppity your privacy is now my property
I’m the 500th like just saying
Ownage pranks?
I am the 1000k like
Leche.16 i was about to be the 1000 follower
Sometimes ads appear about products that I've only thought about
Janek Green fuck same this shit is scary
I think you searched or typed some relating things to it so it appears in youe ads
Mind blown! Same
Google listens to your thoughts
I just hope it's pattern recognition and not some mind reading technology
Guy: It's time to throw away your microphones.
Google: Shows ad for new Microphones
Viddal Riley that was stolen
@@nathanvachon34 oh was it? Sorry, didn't know. My joke was made by myself and i did not read any comments.
Funny regardless 😂😂😂 if we're going by this logic! Everyone is stolen 😂😂
@@EDCHlNA lmao
Can you not just mute your mic?
Anyone randomly recommended this in 2024? 😭😭
Omg, yeah!😭
Yes hi!
yes
yep xd
my yt fyp is so random in a good way
Some random kid: God i hate being bullied at school.
Google: Do you want to buy an AK47
I'm your 69th like but that's not why I liked this is just hilarious😂
Ar 15*
Oh that’s *_dark_*
What about lmg LOL
*ad for pumped up kicks pops up*
Me: I need to find a girlfriend
Google ads: ERROR 404
🤣
707
@@siver-gaes6654 error 69
Nope Google showing up dating app ads, xd
Google ads: buy these brand new Boy Toys!
“well everybody it’s time to throw away your microphones”
*now he’ll start getting microphone ads*
what if you have a mic built into your pc
Master PERFECT99 burn your pc lol
NutHope oh yeah yeah
K then you should throw away your smart phone because it listens to you 24/7
Master PERFECT99 render the microphone useless by either
a) Opening your computer and severing the wire or removing the PCB with the microphone
or
b)poking a knife into the microphone hole until it no longer works
In case you’re here in 2024 , Microsoft wants its newest update to take snapshots of what you’re doing on screen and feed it to an ai.
AI is going to be looking at a lot of porn. 😅🤣😂
Idk if they’ll even be able to do that, that violates so many privacy laws
@@Derp-rz1nnthey don’t care about privacy laws. The people will still use their products.
@@LiClan yeah but in pretty sure that the government might care, in pretty sure most criminals don’t care about laws
@@Derp-rz1nn GOV loves to spy on its subjects
Bro I was talking about how google listens to us today and this video gets recommended to me
Same here!!!!!
I was talking about Orwell's 1984.
Same
WTF!!!!
@@szilveszterforgo8776 great book.
Me: Dog Toys
Google: Ah man I just wanted to say the same thing
Gold
Fuck you botch
1k likes, 2 replies
@@scrimnox1454 now five
@@Lixi- maybe 6?
There's literally a dog toy ad on fark after he says that all
And?
@@db5094 nigga poop sock
No. That's a seresto ad. Seresto seresto seresto
Excitableosprey omg that was so annoying when he didn’t realize it was there
D B its means there listening
the fact that yt can't remove this vid cause that would just oil the fire.
Doesnt make sense to delete it, the could lower the recommendation parameters
What fire? The people are too lazy to even use alternative search engines. They’re just gloating about their power at this stage in the game.
**singing a song that i dont know the name of**
Google: HeRe iT iS
*Shazam* : am i a joke to u?
Very good service xd
Good one too
i wish
My phone does that
SO THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS GET TOILET PAPER ADS
I say "Shit" all the time.
LMAOOOOO
@@nsjskddjxbdbjd4895the "spying" on us really sucks and all but this video has the best dang comments I've seen in ages!!!🤣😂
I died reading this I don’t know why
@@beefboss7131 cos it's boomer humour
Lmao
Me: God, I feel tired and bored
Google: *Drug advertisement*
Lmao
You have 24 subs
Bruh we matchin
anger issues hell yea
1000 SUBSCRIBERS WITHOUT A VIDEO I got you your 1000th like you’re welcome
Genuinely, I was talking with a friend today about how Google is always listening, and this was the first RUclips video on my feed
Yesss literally same happened with me ....I was just talking about this an hour ago and just now this video popped up on my feed...
Me: It's good that I don't have а microphone
Google: Get a new microphone at a 70% discount
Hahhahaahaahah
what how will google hear u if u dont have a microphone? 🤔🤔
@@memeshackclap whooosh
Emily P im not stupid now its a joke. Btw mine was a joke too r/ wooosh b*tch
Ninja wasn’t a very well structured joke. If you can even call it one
Google: *buys youtube*
RUclips: *recommend this*
Google: Am i joke to you?
Лол
Abdulaziz Aljaser nah sorry you're the dumbass, RUclips was an independent silicone valley startup that was purchased by Google. How about you don't be a dick for no reason, ey?
@@pepegich6194 ъуъ съука
More like respect your mother
@Abdulaziz Aljaser idiot google buys yt kid
*Me a day before i got this reccomendation:* is google always listening?
*Reccomendations:*
10, 000 Subscribers with no videos
H
Same. I Said something to my mom this is true. It was a few days ago and havent been using RUclips in the time in between that moment and Now. And i got this video
H
Beggar
Lol
That's grim how this is 6 years ago I thought this was new, they've been listening for so long
This has happened to me more than I can count. I currently use a desktop and unplug all mics and webcams any time they are not in use. Jokes on me because I still have a phone in my pocket all day.
they probably been listening since 2010 too
*says the most random thing that doesn't even exist*
Google: shows an ad for it
Me: wtf
It's a new SCP
how does this get likes, it's not even remotely funny.
@@riolusanchez this
Not just google. Wish ads.
@@timkuznetsov54 omg yes 🤣🤣
You: (sneezes)
Google: bless you
You: oh naw
anthony johnson you weren’t suppose to say that
Oh lord that would scare the shit of my bones
@@watachinao5045
That would be kinda cool though
anthony johnson Google: *Kleenex ad*
“Wait a minuuute”
Me:I'm having a heart attack
Google:should I call 911
*throws laptop and phone away *
Jarvis in iron man be like
That would be useful actually
Yes id apreciate that
**911 Ad**
I love how I was randomly recommended this in 2024, when I can vividly remember watching this video six years ago
Me: sees this video
Me after: *looks at google*
Google: dont even think about it
SimonThePixel XD Underatted
Yes but actually yes
I was the 1000th like
Google also uses your camera to spy on you confirmed!
Me to google CMERE BOIIIII!!!
Me: i hate my life
Google: locating nearest bridge
Linus Roren XD
Ha
Linus Roren let me make that *BETTER*
Me: GOD LIFE IS ANNOYING CAUSE OF FRIKIN SCHOOL
Google: Would you like to order a gun and lighter?
@@dogegamezboistudio7633 lol "better"
dont even need to say it out loud in my case, just type in "how to " on my seach bar on my browser and its first recommended result
me: *doesn't talks*
Google: *would you like to buy a microphone?*
edit: thank you for those likes guys
This has happened to me multiple times lmao
The worst part was, on 5:19 there was a dog flea and tick protection ad.
person: what’s a good drink
google: *bleach ads*
lol
XD
Bing*
Zurkzi i don’t get it
Zurkzi I literally saw someone ruin the 666 who did it
Your mic: *exists*
Google: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*
Lmao 😂
@@pcgaming002 FAF
Keep the likes at 699
Fuckin weeb
Stonks
"God, i can't take school anymore."
Google: *Guns Advertisement*
Oh *shit* that took a turn mad quick.😂😂😂
@@roninyasuo4301 Im pro gun rights but that was hella funny
*run better run,out run my gun*
*696 likes*
Blasts pumped up kicks
They only listen to ur problems so they can sell you a solution
-Ad block
It’s more sinister than trying to sell you something.
ad block isnt gonna help against google constantly listening to you
me: *breathes into mic softly*
google: $2 oxygen in your area
i about died laughing
CrazyBraylon90 too far
@@callummacleod3146 yes
Lol
*Mr. O'Hare would like to know your location*
Me: I really don’t want a virus...
Google: DOWNLOAD VIRUS TODAY
Lol
*limewire would’ve been pretty funny
I’m like number 1.4K ,it was on 1399K likes
Ad blocker: **exists**
Google: *wait thats illegal*
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Me: These kinds of comments are overrated
Unknown Being
You: Pp big for me
Magyar GabeN I was your 1,000th like 😌
Sure, but the Ad blocker doesn't keep them from listening. And I care about that a lot more than them showing me ads, targeted or not.
Nice
Me: having a bad microphone
Google: Ad of good microphone
Google: Might be spying on everyone 24/7
The internet: *Memes*
spoopy creppy isn’t this a meme too?
Behind your device is gay just not the one typing it
Privacy *exist*
Goggle: hippity hoppity thats now my propriety
I'll do you a better one:
*clears throat*
Privacy: *exist*
Google: Hippity Hoppity your privacy is now my propriety
@@adondis6761 thanks dude
Ownage pranks : am i a joke to you ?
@@MrJoudeh21 😂😂😂😂
Like begger
I'm really thirsty. I'm gonna drink some coke.
Google: Drug ads
Ginger Cheesecake 😅😂
XD
LMAO
Yes gimi da weed
@@bingbong7341 Eww, Fortnite.
0:45 Actually one of the big reasons that happens a lot is because google, along with other big sites and apps, will use your location by tracking when you and other users are nearby.
Lets say one of your friends really wants a new pair of shoes. They come up to you and starts talking to you about them, and earlier that day they were searching them up on the internet looking at them. When you open up your phone after the conversation, you somehow also end up seeing ads for the same shoes they were talking about, even though you’ve never even seen them or searched them in your life. Many people who worked for big social media companies or websites says this happens because the app recognizes when your around another user frequently using you and the other users location, then which the app assumes yall two are friends or at least acquaintances. So the app will give you related ads that are like the other user you are around a lot.
This might not be true for all apps, but it’s scary to know how far some apps will go just to sell you some information.
I was talking was my brother about a topic over a whatsapp call, I didn't do any search for the product I was interested in. My brother is in another continent. After the call, just few seconds later, he got an Ad on facebook about that specific product and brand, with some scary detailed level!
It’s to spy on you.
"Its time to trhow away your microphones" *Advertisement for new microphones starts to show up*
CancerBrothers2 HAHAHAAJJA
Hahahah
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
I'm getting fucking paranoid with Google because sometimes I get adverts on things I have THOUGHT yet not said out loud.
Im losing my mind
hahhuli best comment yet.
Dude, no lie, this shit happens to me too
On god bro
Duude the fucking same happened to me quite a few times its beyond fucked up
Ok here is the thing. You know an hydraulic press right? I watched videos about it. And sometimes i take aluminium foil(?) and make it into an ball and throw it to my cat to play. And i wondered if the hydraulic press could create a perfect ball out of aluminum foil, i even told my bf. And then(no joke) there came out a video about it on my recommendations on ytb. aluminium foil(i think its called tin foil in english idk) made into these 'japanese shiny balls' and a hydraulic press who destroys it. I Thought about it, bf it got posted. Sooooo creepy ... like i was really curious.
Jake paul: i’m the fastest growing youtuber
Tati: hold my beer
Google: you wanna buy beer holder?
Krijn Stroober XD
LMFAO
Krijn Stroober hahaha
ProJared: I'm the fastest dying channel.
James Charles: Hold my makeup kit.
*GOOGLE* want a makeup kit?
Haha
5:18 the fact that the ad was already there 😂
😂😂😂
69 likes is crazy
I would burn my microphone but then I would get ads for a new mic
What Is Up 😂😂😂
Chloe Williams the sky?
A Young Child :3 no that's his name i was putting laughing emojis because he said burn the microphones
🥔
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:18
I absolutely love how he didn't even notice ads for dog toys on the first website 😂
That was an ad for flea and tick protection, not dog toys lol
@@sameiimo1734It’s still dog-related, and it wasn’t there before he started talking about dog toys. Still creepy.
I love how he did not notice that he is live video streaming to Google during the whole test.
Oh wow, good catch. I didn't see that either.
@@sameiimo1734dogs get fleas you moron
I was gonna test this out, then I realised I had an adblocker
Then disable it
Same I’m too lazy
Lmaoo
toki loki me too
I also have ghostery which is anti tracking
The fact that you click that ad we'll make it come up a lot
Girlfriend
I say girlfriend
Said :)
Nvm
This must be the most underrated comment ever
Btfol
@Sushi Uzutemaki I was... XD it was 332 when I am writing it, and now I liked so I am the 333 like, unlucky xD
Me: does google actually listen all the time?
RUclips reccomendation: does google listen all the time?
Instagram meme page: @zjudoransj
*mind blows up*
Video: does google listen all the time?
THATS EXACTLY WHY IM HERE BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO ME
@@kkoof3020 .0.
Lel
Mitchollow: "if I had some money, I'd buy dog toys, for my dog"
Google: "it's free real estate"
This comment deserves a heart and a bunch of replies😂
@@RuiSen1 unoriginal comment.
@@memesauce7703 You want a hug
@@gabrielmoraes7113 yes please
@@memesauce7703 Alright chief
It's not a problem, the real problem is when they read my mind 💀💀💀
Me:I know she loves me
Google: “Error 404”
Leg3nds Sh4d0w OUCH
OUCH
Rip
Bad getaway
600
It’s five years later, and I’m pretty sure we passed into the realm of video recognition by now. Holding up that paper would be the first mistake nowadays in the experiment setup.
It's actually scary. Specially now with all AI revolution out there.
weirdly enough, i think it is already reading our minds, because when watching tiktok, i used to think of stuff, and suddenly, a day or two later, a video about it would pop up, it's hella weird and mostly happens when i'm with my headphones on.
@@xenon_keith Nah, we can safely assume that you don't think if that is your conclusion. Google is totally spying, though.
@@xenon_keith Its because the AI compares your browsing patterns and swipping patters to billions of other people to determine what it is you are thinking for. If you stop on an ad on Instagram or TikTok, and start scrolling slower after it will show more of those to you.
@@xenon_keiththe hard part about testing these hypothesis is how many variables there are. Humans have so much bias and subconscious changes, that it is extremely hard for us not to influence advertising without a highly controlled environment. I see a product that interests me, I decide not to buy it and move on. Later I could see something similar and sit on the ad for just a few seconds longer than I did before, which could make it advertise the product more. In a sense, it is kind of the same as what you are saying with mind reading, but they are reading our mind based off our subconscious, not our actual neurons firing (I hope)
Me: I wonder if Google‘s listening all the time
Google: *recommends this video*
Literally this vid was recommended for me
@@hywenty8454 same
Here’s my comment it’s a story like this.
Okay Okay, I know this video is 1 year old but here my story goes, so I’m just chilling scrolling through YT on safari because I get better recommendations on there and so I’m like, “hmm, this is interesting, let’s copy this link on RUclips and go to the app instead of safari so I paste it on RUclips and it doesn’t pull up the video so I’m like oh well and start watching some videos, and I refresh my recommendations and I find this video AGAIN now on the app instead of the website. It might just be me but that’s pretty weird
@@hywenty8454 legit same
Briklzer
That’s weird. Maybe it had to do with both apps being on the same phone? YT has nothing to do with apple so maybe it’s a coincidence.
"Huh I wonder if google is always listening to me?"
**This video gets reccomended to me**
Me: Starts saying that Fortnite is actually amazing
Google: *Mental Hospital Advertisement*
Lolololololololololololol
😂😂😂😂
Google:"Locating the nearest Mental Hospital"
Edit: I am furious balance has been disrupted whoever did this will pay for there actions
Roasted
No wonder why google keeps recommending me to buy keyboards. Cause all google hear from me is smacking my keyboard.
Lol this is the best comment😂
Lmao i know How it feels 😓😂
Saint Andrew lol 😂😂
😂😂😂
Lmao haha
Guy: Man, I hate my dog!
Google: *Ad for chocolate”
Lol
wait hating dogs is illegal
@@sleepyduxx9555 did you understand this joke?
@@AsthaSinhaYT Cleitão didn't understand, help me :(
@@discordvenusiano7148 dogs die if they eat chocolate
Today is July 2nd 2024.
Who else watched this video on that day because of RUclips randomly pushing video's into your recommended watch list?
Fine RUclips im gonna watch it, it’s been in my recommendation for months now
Yahh even i saw it just now
Nexus same
Same bro
Same
I ignored it and its back have no choice
Person: ughh I hate my life
Google: would you like to buy ropes?
DavidNeu102 I’m dying 😂
Lol
Nope thats bing
XD OOF
XD
Me : Ooh I feel so bored, I want to watch a free movie 2020
Google : Nice try
Edit : wow thanks for the +2K likes
A H buhbuybutıvıygytvytgı that comment was fuckin Goodyear really
Google: watch captain Marvel in 10p 🤣🤣
In Latin America pirate movies websites are legal xd
You can search for them in Google here in Latin America, there's no any problem about it xD
Google: It never happend
Algorithm works in a mysterious way, sometimes they could intelligently knows what you need even when you don't said a single word
I like how nobody watched the stream, but the video became viral.
Lol
+oof_boi iob_foo
Are you Kanye West?
Just looking for a answer in comments. Ain't nobody gonna watch 10mins
@@xpuma1x well, if you haven't found the answer yet, some of the exact things he talked about showed up.
I was thinking about the same thing in this video, somehow he just showed up in my principal RUclips page.
sits down at dinner table*
“Alexa, play...”
Alexa: “Playing dinner music”
*D I N N E R M U S I C*
Tf is dinner music?
😂😂😂
ruclips.net/video/CHjJ3vGmoyY/видео.html
@@vincent9864 it goes like dododolaladodo
I was talking about Google always listening and then got recommended this. Touche.
Aelium lol , self acknowledged AI
Me 2 😊
Aelium
Ha! So did I🤣😆😐😳 NJK🤭
Weird world
500 likes, I feel so accomplished. I wanna thank all my fans. You're the reason I'm here doing what I love.
I love when you ask google, they deny it completely but they still recommed this video…
Me : *Arguing with my mom*
Google : _Do you want to get adopted?_
Underated comment
It's sure is underrated I
“Chance”
Sounds like a fucking roblox game title
can I adopt a parent
That's why all these porn ads are showing up at my friends house.
"Horny Singles Near You"
Girlfriend: "That's so weird, I never get those"
Yup
You know what that means 😏
jeffy spaghetti HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Para 666 likes
Lol, I was watching this video on my phone infront of my computer, and the next ad I see is dog toys.
Annie Yu HAHAHAH THATS CRAZY DUDE
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
ME TOO OMG
It was a few times when I was watching my friend's instastory at instagram on my phone in front of my computer and I was wondering what song they are playing in the background so I typed just a first word of the song in google on my pc, something common like "they" and suddenly like whole sentence from this lyrics pooped up in google immediatly. So I do believe they are listening to us, and I think sadly some parts of ours conversations are recorded somewhere :/
Omg lol
Me: I’m depressed
Google: suicide prevention hotline
Bing: Locations near you that sell ropes!
Bing is there for you
Bing: Why are you booing me? I'm right!
Bing just trying to help
i was wondering what would happen if i vented my suicidal ideation loudly next to my mic during the video. guess i have the answer.
The final fight: Google vs bing
Me: “farts in the room”
GoogleAD: “do you want to buy an air freshener?”
Me: 😳
Go to sleep 👻
gagZ lmao 😂
Orys i was literally thought about writing this comment and you exactly writed it before me holyshit!!
Bruh the emoji had me....😂😂
Bro you just posted cringe
I started talking about dog toys and RUclips brought me here...
Typical Lucas lmao
rofffl
what the fuck
Nice one lol
900th like
Why am I randomly getting recommended this 6 years later? 💀
Friend: “I bet you can’t do 50 push ups”
Me: “hold my beer”
Google: “beer holder 3000”
Lmfao
(3000 is price)
I'm crying
Lmfaooo
😂😂😂
Me: drinks some soda
Google: 10 reasons why water is healthier than soda
Google always taking care of you, beautiful :')
José S. agreed :’)
Edit:Thank you for 100 likes 😂 (i know this is a reply)
We have a m416 lover here
the 3 Eyed Raven HEHEHE yea lol
Good thing I hacked google so they can't hear me!
Next day:
*firewall ad*
AHAHAHHAHA
Im not gonna like cuz u have 666 likes
Crow Gaming now you can like cause he has 1.2 thousand likes
@@woodythegoat5218 finally
@@itsevil8862 finally
-Told my wife I had a headache.
-got an ad for 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐫😕