“I'm Chris Hansen." "No you’re not." "Yes, I am." "No you're not!”
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2018
- Math tutor Mike Manzi suspected something suspicious when he showed up to meet a 13-year-old girl - but he didn’t calculate on meeting Chris Hansen.
"I really can't afford to be arrested..."
Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.
This deserves more likes😂
@@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂
And so is being an idiot
It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not
@@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS
Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45
Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble
😂😂😂 good comment
😂😂😂
If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure
hahah
😂😂😂😂
*Walks into a bank with a gun drawn*
"Don't panic, everybody; just making sure that nobody is robbing this place."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Why would I panic I just blazed.
Lol😂
I'm so grateful we have concerned citizens like Mike Thrilla looking out for our nation's youth.
Hupomone
hahahahhaha
🤣🤣
Truely the man of all time
Off subject but I thought it was funny that Mike Manzie was wearing a math t shirt to see a "13 yr old" girl at that time 🤭
“I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson
*MUDA MUDA*
thanks for the info, DIO.
LMAO
😂 Ikr
Famous last words
Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"
I read that in his voice lmao
😆😆😆
Unpopular Opinion 🤣
ZombryaTheDark same lmao
What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG
This guy's uncle was part of Hansen's team. Must be humiliating
Dang!!
That's unconfirmed at best.
@sharpbutterknife well he has an uncle somewhere out there that's humiliated
@@CannibalOx99Manzi works at a petco now lol
With a porn stash@@sharpbutterknife
I love how you can hear him coming up with the story on the spot. The balls on him to try and sound like the good guy in the story.
Balls like Willy Mellons 😂
Got to admit, he thought of that pretty fast, scary
@@llamastew3741 He probably had that in his head ready to go.
I wonder who's funnier... John Dupee or Mike Manzie?
It's because pedophiles don't think they are doing anything inherently wrong he truly believes that he was not doing anything wrong.
caillou really let himself go 😔😔
caillou always showed the signs...it was just a matter of time
@@theamazingtristini3251 Dammit!! You beat me to it! Lol
I....I hate you 😂😂
We all know he sucks and he doesn't deserve hair or food or love
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
Imagine turning on the tv to see ur math tutor talking to Chris Hanson
Actually?
@Austin M.
Chill bro ok
was he ur tutor
@@gocubbies6577
No I was just sayinf
@Austin M.
Ok I get it
Hearing Chris say " blaze" is the cleanest best pleasure.
"I'm here because I was slightly concerned." - Michael Manzi
Chris Hansen pronounced the G in chillin.
u telling me this isNT the guy who kidnapped the chipmunks
everybody gangsta until Ian shows up
*alvins walks in with a chainsaw*
Goldfishes are Underrated Simon , Theodore we got him
why doesn't this have more likes 💀💀
Addie Crawford idk 😞
Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.
Cocaha 87 that would of been brilliant
Lmao this deserves more likes
you are clever
Cocaha 87 Good one! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This is harrible. Guys I was just there for a weed hookup. Even my uncle knew why I was there.
Did you blaze?
@@rahatahmed6188 I would have but that bastard Chris kept me away from my soul mate.
@@RonKnightIsMyUncle 32? You look way older by the way.
@@rahatahmed6188 How’s your downward dog?
@@RonKnightIsMyUncleI just know I could get in trouble even talking to you, you know.
“I can’t. I WON’T!” Ohhhhh yes you will buddy boy.
😂😂😂😂😂
At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over
For real 😂
AHAHAHAH
LMAOOO
@@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words
FlowerPrincess16 lmfaooo ikr
HEHEHEHE!!!!!! 😂
Hello princess...
Lmao
😂😂😂
Did he lose his teaching credentials? Wouldn't want him anywhere near my kids.
Yes
The fact that he’s the nephew of the head of security for the show 🤦🏽♂️
Damn! Seriously?? WOW 😳😧
This has been debunked by Hansens own crew 🙄
No, he wasnt
@@toastle8005 The fact that people spread these asinine rumors without fact checking is SCARY. Let’s hope these people don’t vote either.
@@jenniferburton7044its not a rumor about Hanson getting in trouble with the law and how young his wife was
Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty.
And boy did he have great fall.
Pardoxia i’m wheezing😂
hahaha
😂😂
This deserves more attention😂😂
Na he looking like the characters coneheads in that movie 😭😂😭😂
Chris : 32+13=?
Me : 45
Chris : trouble
Me : damn math is tough
Lol
omg you win the best comment today! hilarious!
I answered, prison....guess we were both wrong lol
my answer was 46
Quick math
Bruh 13 is a baby these people are sick. I’m 22 now and I still feel like a child
When I turned 28 I saw 20 yr Olds as babies lol
I am 24 and moved the dating range to 22 because any younger than that felt a bit weird.
@@avinashjha5945same here
I wouldn't go as far as to say that 13 is infantile but that's still pretty young.
(I am 17.)
@@Dylan-Frost They'll definitely feel like that when you get a bit older. I'm only 21 and now 13 year olds are like babies to me
"I'm gonna have a look around someone else's house, and make sure no one else is here to catch me meeting up with a young person. Be right back."
“His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀
Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?
Hansen be cooking these dudes fr
😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol
Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂
Hansen taking Big W's
“Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him
His -mom- self said no
He's not that white 😂
Yeet
Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥
@@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit
Mike: **activates begging mode**
Cops: "We're gonna tase you."
Mike: **activates compliant mode**
"Do they film this whole thing?"
"Yes Mike, we are." 8:34
Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS
Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go
lol
White privilege at its finest lol
ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go
@@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be
He can't. He WON'T.
This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.
XD hot damn that's great!
Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y did it get canceled tho ???
Lmfao I'm dying
@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.
This is the only true crime show I enjoy. The mood change when Chris walks into the room and the arguments they have get me every time. It's also one of the only true crime shows that actually lead to these horrible people being arrested
“Guys..urrrghh” 🤣🤣
"This is harrable"
"I deal with kids all the time..."
Not your best argument, sir.
I read this the second he said that😂
Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭
Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.
I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂
Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣
“ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade
Perpetrating.
that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"
Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good
LMAO, lkr?
@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.
His anxiety disgusts me, because its not a condition. He's just worried to get to prison and knows he did wrong.
He is just a concerned citizen…….we need more people like him…….NOT!
Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door
David Fallows psh on god
Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol
R. lil chris tha savage
True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-
David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door
Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen"
Mike - "No you're not"
Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"
Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭
Speech 100
@@LordofDaggerfall Thanks! Means a lot
He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.
Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."
"I tutor these ages" Not anymore you don't 😂
Manzi was probably the most intelligent overall predator caught on HvP. He also knows how to fast talk and twist words. Scary that a guy like that is tutoring impressionable children.
He never talked about anything sexual.
His excuses were awful, and when your face is on this show, your life is ruined.
“I really can’t afford to get arrested”
You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?
Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads
レックスRex
That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison
Ew, a roblox profile picture.
@@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up
Conastel k
“I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”
*wand wave*
*#lolz*
If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious
@@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol
@@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂
"he's obsessed with pizza" Wow why thank you Chris Hansen for bringing up such an important relevant and vital point
pizzagate
"He's obsessed with pizza" Imagine my shock
“Police, put your hands behind your back.”
“Please guys I can’t”
“Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”
*roll credit
lmao
lol
25 + 13 = 20 yrs lmao
🤭🤭
“He’s obsessed with pizza”
Why did they feel we needed to know that.
A question I asked myself as well.
Plus where is their evidence ?
simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess
*pizza gate*
@@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.
Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.
Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand
the narcissism is off the charts with this one
I would like them to bring this series back..
Me too!
The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.
Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight
@Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it
The worst, and yet...the likeliest
Lol!! Good one
DavidzToyz underrated comment
“I’m Chris Hansen”
“No I’m Chris Hansen”
Checkmate
"No you take a seat"
No, we are Chris Hansen.
OakleyHasAFoot 787 ya fuckin killed him dude
“Hi Dahvie have a seat”
But you see how this looks?
"I'm Chris Hansen" "No you're not."
"You're right I'm not. I'm Jack the Ripper. You're screwed my friend."
Chris: “You’re getting arrested.”
Predator: “no please 🥺🥺👉👈”
LMAOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment😭😭😂
Fr he looks like a baby even 💀💀
But I said I'm sowwy 🥺
Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂
When is that lol
@@dimitarivanov7249 @ 00:30
45 good luck on that math test
He didn’t even write trouble on the board lmao
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That's the scariest part, he deals with kids all the time. Monster hidden in plain site. He acts so distraught because he knows all he is going to lose.
Yes....dehunanise and exclude people like him from society that will help (sarcasm). Just look at how the first world countries handle this and copy that. Same goes for your antiquated weapons law and your social system in general.
@@Talos827Please elaborate
Yeah, I’m sure your very “concerned” about a 13 year girl, Uncle Fester, freaking DEVIANT😠
LMFAOOOOOO
Everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen walks through the curtains
I'd be happy
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Poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky booty shaking music
Christopher "walken through the curtains" Hansen
Chris Handsome
I like how she is always wearing a bullet proof jacket while typing on a computer.
Clint Reeves ya never know when call of duty people come to life
😂😂😂😂
Rainbow Six Seige
Always prepared 🙌🏽🖖🏽......😩😂
She might get shot through the computer
- So you were gonna search the house right now for... what?
- She could be here with a group of people, and she obviously was.
What an intelligent liar. There were several times in Hanson's questions where he gave these slippery answers. Completely manipulative and super dangerous.
He has such a innocent-sounding voice. It's scary how "normal" these people seem
Poor guy wanted to see if shes ok and now this happens😂
He's a real knight in shining armor, isn't he?
He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows
And his wig
Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.
I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows
🤣🤣🤣
Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?
“I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door”
Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out
Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things
Hehe
„What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”
@@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.
Even if he comes out of the closet?
13 + 32 = Prison
Still not as bad as the prick who drove 2 hours and eating his pizza nonchalantly while he was busted and about to be arrested
Jeff sokal lol
I think the decoy in the house was the same as Sokol’s.
why does that man look like the human annoying orange
IM SPRINGING 😂
YSL Flowerz BRUH HAHAHAHHAHA
LET ME BREATHE
do not insult annoying orange like that😆🤣
Cannot unsee, although i think I saw it but didn't know it am i the future
“I’m Chris Hansen”
“I disagree”
"Understandable, have a great day."
Not funny lel
😂👌
He hit him with the stephen a smith ”youre wrong and heres why”
no ,u not
Lmao he really thought going out the back door would have a different outcome 😂
“Ok but are there police outside?”
“I’ll get to that in a minute.”
and it was at that moment he knew it’s gg
I don't remember this episode of Caillou
Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂
😀😝🤣😂👍
at least his voice is less earsplitting
Search aok Caillou.
😆
"He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College."
Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.
inovaG 💀😹🤣
inovaG men*
it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao
@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.
@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.
Bro is a math teacher, but he miscalculated the age of consent. Rookie mistake.
I love the little questions hansen asks 😂
chris hansen is the ceo of “you see how this looks.”
and the president of "Why don't you have a seat, right there."
Chris “if you have anything you’d like to say” Hansen
😂 you all have me laughing!
And the duke of "Help me out, here!"
And the god of “I have the transcripts”
“Did you blaze?” Was perfectly timed 😂
Suspended sentence? Disgusting!
“I came over to make sure she wasn’t talking to any OTHER pedophiles”
Yeahhhh that doesn't sit right with me 😬
Right! No other pedophiles....except me! 😂
Lmao
O T H E R
@@toma.4808 😂😂
“I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense
Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact
self-burn haha
That's what I call, self defence
Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.
Lol I thought that too
The “please sir” 😂
"well, I am here, because I was slightly concerned :) ."
His head said “🥚”
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall 😂😂😂
And humty dumpty fell off the wall and landed on Chris Hanson's lap!
Dick head
Animations Videogames SFM 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t unsee that now 😂
@@rjs1jd 😂😂
This dude just tried to jedi mind trick Chris Hansen.
Heidrosign ikr LOL 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
This is not the predator you are looking for
Hahaha
Either that or extreme denial
I mean how the fuck do you not recognize him
This was one of the more controversial episodes because there wasn’t enough evidence from the chat log to charge him with a sex crime.
he was still talking to someone underage with suspicious undertones... he was definitely put on a watch list of some sort
But Back then, marijuana was a big baddie thou…
@@zenmaster8826 It still is if you try to give it to a minor, or so I've read.
@@Myself-yf5do
Yep… it’s like giving alcohol to a minor.
But back then, possession of marijuana can get you in a lot of trouble.. haha!
Everyone should be supporting this channel to keep it going. They took it off TV to protect these sick FS.
Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks
Huss F
Oh my-
IM YODELING
Most underated RUclips comment ever hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
😂😂😭😭
What Mike did not know is:
32 year old + 13 year old = *Chris Hansen*
Omg 😂
Hahaha i chuckled, thanks.
have a seat
Seeing the likes at 665....oooohhh yea let's do it.
@@shaggyd00kale58 "Likes" 🤣 Ya'lls lives revolve around fake likes and dislikes.
weed isnt for 13 year old girls ☠️
Weed don’t do this 😂
"I'm Chris Hansen."
"Not you're not..."
*removes mask*
"...because *I'M* Chris Hansen"
HauntingMage lol
man I laughed so hard at this bahahaha
💀💀💀🤣😂🤣
why dont *YOU* have a seat right over there.
Jesus Christ with a Jheri Curl no u
Now I know why my parents were allways so strict about not letting me get social media
This guy is such a WHINER
“I’m chris Hansen”
“No, you’re not”
chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*
Lo XD
Best comment ever
Rutroh
Underneath is young Hansen
And he would of got away with it if it weren’t for fiddling kids
“I’m Chris Hansen” “no your not” *talks into ear piece under his breath* “this guys good what do I do?”
Lol
😂🤣
LMAOOO
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen.
Predator: No you're not. Show me your turtleneck!
This killed me. 😂
See I calls you Chris Handsome.
Did you know that the big security guy in the kitchen is actually his uncle? 😮
It's unconfirmed at best, they have no relation
Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.
Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute
he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD
He is the eggman
@@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing
@@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.
“Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol
@@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one
Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement
@@martinc1842 Game: 10/10
MaddenLightning thx luv 😎
Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯
Talking to people younger, I mean older, than her 😂😂😂😂😂
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You mean WAS a math tutor! After this episode, the only ones he'll be tutoring is fellow inmates of appropriate age!!😮😢
Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.
Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all
Rocket Baboon Hahaha
To bad Chris went to jail to
Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator
@@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?
I guess he didn't figure out the probability of getting caught.
DAMN 😂
Why is this so underrated?
Michael Alguire Outstanding move.
lmaooo
Michael Alguire likely
20+ years in a supermax. NO BOND!😮
Nah. He got off lightly. No prison. No jail. Not sure if he even got sex offender registered. Career got wrecked though.
This is harrible!