The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

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  • @FlorenceIsOnFire
    @FlorenceIsOnFire 5 лет назад +14638

    “We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” SHITS GETTIN SERIOUS.

    • @StoicObserverS
      @StoicObserverS 5 лет назад +66

      I know... So serious

    • @jimbynewchron2901
      @jimbynewchron2901 5 лет назад +30

      *BUMMMMMMMM*

    • @Tool0GT92
      @Tool0GT92 5 лет назад +225

      I now ask plants if they are cops.

    • @stsjlou
      @stsjlou 5 лет назад +17

      LMAOOO i thought the same

    • @iwbsi.
      @iwbsi. 5 лет назад +11

      @@Tool0GT92 lmao

  • @rayo8190
    @rayo8190 5 лет назад +11023

    "we hired this former marine as our 13yo decoy"

    • @lexiisloved1297
      @lexiisloved1297 5 лет назад +56

      Thief!

    • @luis5029
      @luis5029 5 лет назад +88

      burak must’ve gotten that idea from all anime

    • @bentleyboogyman9299
      @bentleyboogyman9299 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DisguisedMunkee
      @DisguisedMunkee 5 лет назад +409

      "So we hired Danny Devito as our 13 year old boy."
      Admit it, that would be the best episode.

    • @guru_basketball_kiero
      @guru_basketball_kiero 5 лет назад +88

      You would think morons would look at the decoy and can tell he's not 13

  • @wilsonn13
    @wilsonn13 6 месяцев назад +2312

    “We hired the last known titanic survivor to play the decoy of a 13 year old boy”

    • @ShaelynnFockler08
      @ShaelynnFockler08 4 месяца назад

      @DonaldDonaldson-k2lyou don’t have to be gay to play a decoy for a gay pedo I’m pretty sure

    • @karagravis
      @karagravis 3 месяца назад +10

      OMG I'm crying, here

    • @zlopy
      @zlopy 3 месяца назад +8

      Hahahah good one mate

    • @Vincent_Val3nt1n3
      @Vincent_Val3nt1n3 13 дней назад

      Lmfao

  • @KennethU
    @KennethU 4 года назад +12476

    “We’ve hired the father of a 13 year old to be our 13 year old decoy”

    • @Vigilante80085
      @Vigilante80085 4 года назад +50

      He’s like 16 dude

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 4 года назад +82

      FBI agent C-284 He’s a college student

    • @Palrath1
      @Palrath1 4 года назад +220

      @@Vigilante80085 looks 20 at least. Not even close to 13 year old.

    • @giovannabarrera6613
      @giovannabarrera6613 4 года назад +8

      FBI agent C-284 hanahm

    • @jessicamessicaYT
      @jessicamessicaYT 4 года назад +6

      💀💀

  • @smilerpie1
    @smilerpie1 5 лет назад +44336

    That guy supposed to be 13? looks like he did 2 tours in Iraq and has a mortgage.

    • @chrisodom92
      @chrisodom92 5 лет назад +676

      Yep.

    • @PhantasmaAdoria
      @PhantasmaAdoria 5 лет назад +248

      😂😂😂accurate!

    • @Shayne42069
      @Shayne42069 5 лет назад +1096

      And he lives there with his "mommy" and "daddy" lol! Most people I know stopped calling their parents mommy and daddy by the time they were 12!

    • @smilerpie1
      @smilerpie1 5 лет назад +63

      BAHAHAHAH, I love u guys.

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 5 лет назад +521

      I'm 24 and could probably pass as 15-16 if I shave, couldn't they get a better decoy?

  • @colindavey4075
    @colindavey4075 5 лет назад +8795

    The title should have been "The one where Chris Hansen puts a microphone under a leaf."

    • @StffdCrstPzzh
      @StffdCrstPzzh 5 лет назад +31

      Colin Davey I choked reading this 😂

    • @brettorton2363
      @brettorton2363 5 лет назад +6

      Colin Davey lol that’s good comedy

    • @MadisonCollieUwU
      @MadisonCollieUwU 5 лет назад +28

      That’s how you know shit has just got real.

    • @mayemorente
      @mayemorente 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 5 лет назад +9

      Lmfao why was that so funny

  • @DieselDreamerTV
    @DieselDreamerTV 7 месяцев назад +256

    Hearing Chris Hansen say the words “Seattle Bareback Boys” deadpan like that, I lost it 😂

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +11

      he loaned the guy his copy, they were friends after all

    • @bedeckt
      @bedeckt 9 дней назад

      ​@@uuuultracall this sting operation his form of overdraft fees

  • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
    @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 3 года назад +8168

    We’ve hired ex president Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy.

  • @vixx-kun7686
    @vixx-kun7686 5 лет назад +24013

    Everyone's gangster until they put a microphone under a leaf

    • @flufkyn
      @flufkyn 5 лет назад +371

      Can't wait for them to put a hidden camera on the predator

    • @blacksunshine7485
      @blacksunshine7485 5 лет назад +94

      @ThatViolentMelody You dudes literally cracking me up yo!! Everyones gangsta.. loooooooooollllll microphone under a microphone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 5 лет назад +6

      Flufkyn trecfwwr

    • @ip4501
      @ip4501 4 года назад +11

      Flufkyn underrated comment

    • @fryedpiper
      @fryedpiper 4 года назад +9

      bro, comment of the year lmao

  • @bettym.3996
    @bettym.3996 5 лет назад +29561

    The decoy didnt even have time to show him the table his dad made.

  • @blightedgrounds
    @blightedgrounds Год назад +2005

    I guess the lady texting with the bullet proof vest is afraid of screen shots 😂

  • @saddollshit9913
    @saddollshit9913 4 года назад +12192

    “ this is our 13 yr/o decoy”
    * Morgan freeman walks in*

  • @2prize
    @2prize 4 года назад +16393

    We hired Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as our 13 year old decoy

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 4 года назад +917

      They hired John Cena first, but the predators couldn't see him.

    • @cesarramirez7619
      @cesarramirez7619 4 года назад +27

      LMAO

    • @breeny09
      @breeny09 4 года назад +29

      2prize I’m cracking up so hard at this comment

    • @Liphted
      @Liphted 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @Liphted
      @Liphted 4 года назад +10

      @@53subscribersnovideos35 nice.

  • @womaninthewave
    @womaninthewave 4 года назад +3869

    We’ve borrowed our decoy from the local retirement home.

  • @Ghost_of_Michael_Collins
    @Ghost_of_Michael_Collins Год назад +205

    “We’ve hired legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the convincing role of the decoy”

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 5 месяцев назад

      Not a lot of people know that.

  • @dhgmrz17
    @dhgmrz17 3 года назад +4691

    "We've hired a U.S. Marine to be our 13 year old decoy."

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 года назад +2

      Rofl

    • @tiamat_023
      @tiamat_023 3 года назад +46

      @@andreakarsch7345 "MEEE MY MOMMMY AND MY DADDYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 3 года назад +1

      That marine gonna put him in a headlock

    • @robertkidnley93
      @robertkidnley93 3 года назад

      Lol right

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 3 года назад

      @@user-vn7ky2xr1x have a seat over here...

  • @LüBuForces
    @LüBuForces 5 лет назад +9215

    Neighbors lookin from the porch like *"Another one"*

    • @kidding6712
      @kidding6712 5 лет назад +50

      A D. Lmao

    • @tobymcguire5699
      @tobymcguire5699 5 лет назад +191

      I just realized all the busts are in the same house bc of this comment

    • @saberur66
      @saberur66 5 лет назад +192

      dude this is in my town, and I never knew that (over 23 years here) and NO ONE is discussing this. like im so confused how this isn't a known fact this tv show is shot here, I drive by this house all the time. im S-H-O-O-K

    • @askme4450
      @askme4450 5 лет назад +52

      saberur66 That’s a good thing

    • @bleachartist3098
      @bleachartist3098 5 лет назад +1

      EGGBERT INKABOD your just a dumbass

  • @poopperson7691
    @poopperson7691 3 года назад +8890

    Our 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it today, so we asked his ex-marine father to fill in.

    • @boochu8690
      @boochu8690 3 года назад +65

      😂

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 3 года назад +168

      i feel like ive seen him before in my brothers military photos there is always that one guy.

    • @AM-bq7df
      @AM-bq7df 3 года назад +60

      @@kookie_krissy6728 EXACTLY THERES ALWAYS ONE GUY

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 3 года назад +42

      @@AM-bq7df those picture were the people in the front are leaning on one knee and the the guys in the back are standidng up. I've definitely seen him

    • @gamma21285
      @gamma21285 3 года назад +1

      A little 🐟 smell here

  • @nicky_gunz
    @nicky_gunz 5 лет назад +8634

    Chris “we put a microphone under a leaf” Hansen

  • @vlycae
    @vlycae 5 лет назад +36270

    imagine knowing chris hansen personally and still doing this shit 😭

  • @Cortzen90
    @Cortzen90 5 лет назад +9904

    “We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf”
    Crime drops down to 0%

    • @blacksunshine7485
      @blacksunshine7485 5 лет назад +83

      Trees cut down to 0%

    • @jamesboies5754
      @jamesboies5754 5 лет назад +105

      Best be leaf it

    • @ofpensswords6966
      @ofpensswords6966 5 лет назад +7

      Leaf it At 666 Pls

    • @Master_of_Critique
      @Master_of_Critique 4 года назад +41

      >when you drive back to your meth lab in the middle of the desert and there's a random fern sitting on the porch

    • @daniellarose9391
      @daniellarose9391 4 года назад +7

      Allibaad Cortzen come on guys leaf it now , we all know Chris was barking up the wrong tree

  • @BuddWolf
    @BuddWolf Год назад +658

    As a retired law enforcement officer, I can appreciate the long, hard hours of work that goes into these stakeouts. They’re the unsung heroes that keep creeps like these off our streets and away from our children. 🇺🇸👍🏻

  • @corbincreamer4353
    @corbincreamer4353 3 года назад +17337

    "we've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."

    • @gt6056
      @gt6056 3 года назад +177

      SMH.

    • @donamirtz
      @donamirtz 3 года назад +387

      I LOST IT LMFAO

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 3 года назад +414

      Harrison Ford looked GREAT as that decoy, i like how they made his walker a skateboard

    • @samhall5096
      @samhall5096 3 года назад +560

      13 yr old boy: "sorry I've been losing my hair for the past 20 years"

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 3 года назад +27

      That was too funny

  • @nathansantillana625
    @nathansantillana625 5 лет назад +2493

    “The one where the decoy looks like he could be on his second marriage “

    • @lillyannamunari1621
      @lillyannamunari1621 5 лет назад +26

      Sooo all of them 🤣🤣

    • @evil.mag1c
      @evil.mag1c 4 года назад +1

      @@mannixg1372 it's not a sexual orientation, and you are not old enough to make that decision yet.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад

      @WindTheBrave I think he's just trolling guys. He's posted that same comment three other places at least

  • @glennjack910
    @glennjack910 6 лет назад +27414

    The person who wrote the title couldn’t care less

  • @AnakinsDaycareForPadawans
    @AnakinsDaycareForPadawans Год назад +126

    3:43 “And hopefully soapy..LOL.”
    That was the most devious lol I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @TheLadyj8402
      @TheLadyj8402 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Jack-cd9pm
      @Jack-cd9pm 7 месяцев назад +4

      "hopefully soapy" we all know that even the 13 year old who totally isn't 29 with a wife knows how to shower

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +1

      your comment has 69 views now 👍🏾

  • @michaelshannon6134
    @michaelshannon6134 4 года назад +7105

    Anyone cringe seeing how their 13 year old decoy looks like a 27 year old marine?

    • @daegu_devil9847
      @daegu_devil9847 4 года назад +424

      The girls always look more believable than the guys for some reason 😂

    • @yeahbraah
      @yeahbraah 4 года назад +88

      Stolen valor.

    • @Kevjohno
      @Kevjohno 4 года назад +40

      JAR HEAD

    • @trawlerkent9101
      @trawlerkent9101 4 года назад +33

      Dude definitely has his Kbar down the back of his pants 😂

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +59

      Me, my mommy, and my daddy...

  • @alexishere5994
    @alexishere5994 5 лет назад +14983

    "Now the guy in the train is about to get derailed"
    Chris: *God, im so clever*

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 5 лет назад +514

      Probably had a team of staff trying to come up with that one on a white board.

    • @jonnie2bad
      @jonnie2bad 5 лет назад +88

      @@trueCrimeGuruYes guaranteed

    • @cheorry3141
      @cheorry3141 5 лет назад +93

      I legit said ‘good one chris’ when he said that kandjhskj

    • @MusaMansu
      @MusaMansu 5 лет назад +6

      I missed that one. Timestamp?

    • @mmmmargarine
      @mmmmargarine 5 лет назад +18

      @@MusaMansu 4:56

  • @HeatyFrog
    @HeatyFrog 5 лет назад +5578

    "Are you a cop?"
    "No"
    "Okay phew, sorry i gotta be careful"

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 5 лет назад +324

      Cop- Oh damn you got me.

    • @lilyanna4275
      @lilyanna4275 5 лет назад +402

      "wanna come over"
      *"Yeah but are you a murderer?"*
      "Umm nooooo"
      *"Okay had to be sure"*

    • @luckyvampie
      @luckyvampie 5 лет назад +115

      “Wanna come over?”
      “i need to make sure you’re not a _cucumber_ “
      “Lol I’m not”
      “Phew gotta be careful yk?”

    • @SunnySydeRamsay
      @SunnySydeRamsay 5 лет назад +98

      "Are you the zodiac killer?"
      Ted Cruz: "no"
      "Phew gotta be careful"

    • @danielbenson6407
      @danielbenson6407 5 лет назад +47

      "Coz you know by law you have to tell me..."

  • @milesjohnson5487
    @milesjohnson5487 9 месяцев назад +343

    Whoever picked this decoy needs to be fired.
    He looks 35 years old.

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +1

      it's Hansen's son

    • @scarlettwatson12
      @scarlettwatson12 6 месяцев назад +1

      @YuckFouTubeX he definitely doesn't look 13 though

    • @accounti98476
      @accounti98476 5 месяцев назад

      No it's not

    • @YGYRWYFTDD
      @YGYRWYFTDD 5 месяцев назад +1

      It still worked tho so....🤷🏾

    • @whatnani7372
      @whatnani7372 3 месяца назад

      More like 29, but yeah. Horrible casting choice.

  • @kerashlallchander
    @kerashlallchander 3 года назад +5001

    imagine if they hadn’t put the microphone under that leaf.

    • @d33p345
      @d33p345 3 года назад +199

      it would be literally unwatchable

    • @gamma21285
      @gamma21285 3 года назад +11

      A two 🐟🐟

    • @asloii_1749
      @asloii_1749 3 года назад +2

      @Jason Wren you are a legend

    • @hampelmann7574
      @hampelmann7574 3 года назад +7

      My type of humor🤣

    • @pyroplays777
      @pyroplays777 3 года назад +11

      Fr I was worried about that one

  • @chriswhite3692
    @chriswhite3692 3 года назад +24608

    Lawrence is a true genius. The chat logs. The sex talk. The trip to the house. All an incredible scheme to talk to his old friend Chris Hansen.

    • @kirstein108
      @kirstein108 3 года назад +1110

      the power of friendship

    • @ladylionXOX
      @ladylionXOX 3 года назад +475

      @@kirstein108 I know this is a serious topic, but I've been laughing at this comment for the past 5 minutes 😂💀

    • @keldorthebluemack
      @keldorthebluemack 3 года назад +22

      This shit is staged for ratings.Just bcuz he was familiar with him from the train doesn't mean they were friends.Chris said to on a Vlad interview the guy recognized him first and Chris didn't know who he was.This is more fake and scripted than wrestling

    • @ammedia9870
      @ammedia9870 3 года назад +114

      Including Seattle bareback boys ? A true genius

    • @chriswhite3692
      @chriswhite3692 3 года назад +54

      @@keldorthebluemack You must be the funnest guy at parties.

  • @CClackerss
    @CClackerss 3 года назад +5535

    “We’ve decided to use me, Chris Hansen as our 13 year old decoy.”

    • @robinkulbay
      @robinkulbay 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SiccazHD
      @SiccazHD 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @ZetaHVH
      @ZetaHVH 3 года назад +5

      @Avi Wetzel I second this hahahahahahaha

    • @raian3909
      @raian3909 3 года назад +17

      You might believe it if your eye was scratched

    • @DingoDIDeatmybaby
      @DingoDIDeatmybaby 3 года назад +22

      "He is about to take me into the bedroom to study. My microphone will be off during this time."

  • @CharcoalBlasterdog
    @CharcoalBlasterdog Год назад +111

    Its so wild that these predators know there's a risk of police and when they say "are you a cop", a simple "no" is good enough to remove their worries...

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +6

      not very smart

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 6 месяцев назад +17

      I think in these cases they just want reassurance. They desperately want to believe that it's real and not a sting. Also some criminals have the mistaken belief that if undercover police are asked if they are a cop, that they have to be honest or they're engaging in entrapment. Which is obviously false or the entire concept of undercover police would not exist.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 5 месяцев назад +4

      They're not thinking with their brains at that point...

    • @goodlookinouthomie1757
      @goodlookinouthomie1757 5 месяцев назад

      I mean listen... If you're an average middle aged guy and a 13 year old on the internet is interested in sex with you... IT'S A STING.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 2 месяца назад

      Pinky swear youre not a cop? No? Ok but do you swear youre not a cop?

  • @94blahblah
    @94blahblah 3 года назад +5779

    The actual 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it that day so they asked his dad to fill in

  • @Voicist
    @Voicist 5 лет назад +3189

    "Our actor, Jason Momoa, is posing as a 13-year-old boy"

    • @scyllah4931
      @scyllah4931 5 лет назад +102

      Honestly I'd love to see Jason Momoa have a little chat with one of these predators. Dude can throw fucking axes, you aren't getting back out that front door 😂

    • @Gingerimp123
      @Gingerimp123 5 лет назад +16

      STOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 года назад +5

      It's fine. His voice still cracks.

    • @jennylane9083
      @jennylane9083 4 года назад +1

      😂🙃

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 4 года назад +20

      @@mannixg1372 you don't get this now, but children are not ready for sex mentally and a lot of times physically too.

  • @jermainewood7480
    @jermainewood7480 5 лет назад +3214

    The "decoy" looks like an ex Marine. With a wife and kids. Great job guys

    • @soupperandstarlitsartdumba469
      @soupperandstarlitsartdumba469 5 лет назад +32

      Jermaine Wood still worked like a charm 😂

    • @willjones6400
      @willjones6400 5 лет назад +21

      Slightly thinning hairline.....

    • @ismellya
      @ismellya 5 лет назад +10

      Jermaine Wood - And what if the “kid” says, “Um, yeah! Damn!! You got me! I’m a cop!” Like the perv would actually get an honest answer! What a stupid schmuck, this sexual predator is! How many times had he gotten away with it before getting caught is what I’d like to know! I did a search 3 months ago of registered sex offenders in my tiny neck of the woods and was absolutely SHOCKED when I saw them all! One lives 3 houses away from me! Disgusting! People who prey on children should NEVER see the light of day again! They do their time and get over it......while the victim spends the rest of his/her life damaged by it! Once a sexual deviant....ALWAYS a sexual deviant! One way to fix that! Chop it off, AND his/her hands, and see how they manage then! Ugh! Just disgusting! But wonder if these pervs who end up on this show have to sign a waiver or some kind of release allowing the show to use the footage on national tv! And whether or not the perv gets a reduced sentence or fine for doing so?

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 5 лет назад +8

      Why you steal someone else’s comment?

    • @uglyoyukiy0136
      @uglyoyukiy0136 5 лет назад

      I was the 1000th like lol

  • @YanaSLee
    @YanaSLee Год назад +43

    His bond was only $75,000? I’ve seen half a million for no real crime at all. The system really favors these people

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 2 дня назад

      He also didn't commit a crime lol He never once spoke to,or met someone underage...This show always forgets to tell you that lol Any crime,would be theoretical at best.

    • @PoorStretch
      @PoorStretch День назад

      ​@@jeffdroogHe was convicted so I'm not sure what you are talking about man

  • @LeAndre_McCoy
    @LeAndre_McCoy 4 года назад +2873

    -knows Chris Hansen, personally
    -seen his show
    -considers him a friend
    -sees him, regularly
    -decides to pick up a 13 y.o.

    • @iseetrolledpeople
      @iseetrolledpeople 4 года назад +243

      "The fact that I know him, drastically reduces the chances of me ever meeting him on the show. That would be nuts" - Pedoguy.

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 4 года назад +38

      Keep your enemies close.

    • @xoEmilyAnnexo11
      @xoEmilyAnnexo11 4 года назад +5

      White privilege

    • @aflaczach
      @aflaczach 4 года назад +11

      That’s like talking shit about Mike Tyson while knowing he’s on the same continent as you. Planet, even.

    • @evilconvictpressley
      @evilconvictpressley 4 года назад +1

      @@aflaczach I've never said anything bad about Mike.

  • @abbynufer5296
    @abbynufer5296 3 года назад +10139

    I’m so glad they put that microphone under a leaf, it really pulled everything together

    • @marsxSIN
      @marsxSIN 3 года назад +161

      They wouldn't have gotten those sweet sweet quotes at the police station without the leafophone.

    • @sukmaballs3205
      @sukmaballs3205 3 года назад +75

      Ikr. The horrors of not having a microphone under a leaf. Unimaginable!

    • @Coram_D30
      @Coram_D30 3 года назад +1

      @@sukmaballs3205 Cvs.

    • @mnapoletano7723
      @mnapoletano7723 3 года назад +28

      Really ties the room together

    • @proanimaluver6487
      @proanimaluver6487 3 года назад +8

      Who woulda thunk it

  • @lollylou99
    @lollylou99 5 лет назад +2493

    Whoever made the decision about the mic under the leaf needs a pay rise

  • @Justin-jg2hi
    @Justin-jg2hi Год назад +89

    An 8 year sentence suspended after 2 years? WHAT? That judge needs fired.

    • @rogerwinters9856
      @rogerwinters9856 8 месяцев назад +13

      @Justin-jg2hi the judge is a predator.

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      he's friends with Biden

    • @juliana.x0x0
      @juliana.x0x0 7 месяцев назад +12

      The entire system has always gone light on offenders, which tells you a lot about the people who run things in government.

    • @JesterFlemming
      @JesterFlemming 5 месяцев назад +5

      2 years for a "crime" without a victim and no child involved at all.

    • @Justin-jg2hi
      @Justin-jg2hi 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@JesterFlemming he was going to meet a child. He was preying on children. Sounds like maybe the FBI needs to keep an eye on you.

  • @lukedenby1198
    @lukedenby1198 4 года назад +5754

    "We've even put a microphone under this leaf"
    Me: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 года назад +69

      Luke Denby that was the killshot.

    • @bethforshaw
      @bethforshaw 4 года назад +18

      Luke Denby LMAO stoppppp 🤣

    • @neptune_wolf-1514
      @neptune_wolf-1514 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @onthesquare1104
      @onthesquare1104 4 года назад +29

      I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part in the vid, I'm dead

    • @roberttoppi5427
      @roberttoppi5427 4 года назад +2

      on the square yea right lmfao

  • @RavenThePlayer
    @RavenThePlayer 3 года назад +4644

    “Our 13-year-old decoy, by which I mean the same decoy we’ve used for the past 13 years”

    • @southernbreeze3278
      @southernbreeze3278 3 года назад +66

      okay, that was pretty good

    • @TinaMucklow
      @TinaMucklow 3 года назад +107

      Hahahahha thats funny. That guy doesn't look 13. I think they just say 13. He looks 25

    • @jasminerami5124
      @jasminerami5124 3 года назад +24

      @@TinaMucklow yeah in one episode they said he’s actually in college; 20 something years old.

    • @leal714fercho
      @leal714fercho 3 года назад +25

      So hes been 13 for 13 years lol

    • @Leetbeast
      @Leetbeast 3 года назад

      but why is a 13 year old talking to older people..

  • @teflojr1562
    @teflojr1562 4 года назад +3997

    “We’ve hired former President, Jimmy Carter, as our 13 year-old decoy.”

  • @troyjacobs96
    @troyjacobs96 Год назад +151

    When they had Chris Hansen say "Seattle Bareback Boys" 😂💀

    • @willjauk
      @willjauk 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +19

      "Chris, that wasn't part of the script!"

    • @twentyrothmans7308
      @twentyrothmans7308 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@uuuultra Hahahahaha - that *did* make me laugh!

    • @goodlookinouthomie1757
      @goodlookinouthomie1757 5 месяцев назад

      You should listen to the podcasts. He just straight up reads the chatlogs uncensored.

  • @raapija
    @raapija 5 лет назад +3537

    They hit him with the good old "microphone under the leaf" technique

    • @Thechoosin1
      @Thechoosin1 5 лет назад +65

      Exactly the oldest trick in the book smh lmao.

    • @Dustyphoto915
      @Dustyphoto915 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @ac-2-shoes971
      @ac-2-shoes971 5 лет назад +23

      Microphone under the leaf jutsu (葉術下のマイクHa-jutsu-ka no maiku)

    • @JW-zs1pz
      @JW-zs1pz 5 лет назад +11

      Good Ol Microphone Under the Leaf Trick!!! 3rd time this month I fell for that!!

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 5 лет назад +2

      Stfu 😂

  • @Zeroperez94
    @Zeroperez94 5 лет назад +2275

    “We’ve even placed a Microphone underneath a leaf”

    • @colbyfletcher7825
      @colbyfletcher7825 5 лет назад +36

      **HIGH SOUND QUALITY**

    • @DandyinDistress
      @DandyinDistress 5 лет назад +32

      I laughed my ass off when he said this XD XD XD

    • @daliacapellan
      @daliacapellan 5 лет назад +21

      *MOTHER NATURE* : I'll allow it 😶🍃

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 5 лет назад

      🔥🔥🔥

    • @michaelk5607
      @michaelk5607 5 лет назад +2

      We're even going to watch Seattle Bareback Boyz after the sting.

  • @Lobotomyaftermath
    @Lobotomyaftermath 4 года назад +5552

    "We've hired Bernie Sanders to play our 13 year old decoy"

    • @raycurry4168
      @raycurry4168 4 года назад +27

      That was funny !

    • @chloel2961
      @chloel2961 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂👍

    • @2steaksandwiches665
      @2steaksandwiches665 4 года назад +1

      vincentrich - Banned But Not Forgotten Benjamin button

    • @TheRawAve
      @TheRawAve 4 года назад +10

      I am once again asking you to take a seat at the stool

    • @tristanwalls6266
      @tristanwalls6266 4 года назад +3

      I thought it was Larry David . . Btw what is hardcore gay porn?? 🤐

  • @nickeywilliams8514
    @nickeywilliams8514 11 месяцев назад +52

    These voice overs on text messages has me dying😂😂😂

    • @Emileave
      @Emileave 10 месяцев назад

      why they gotta make it sound so horny...

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      @vandalbelis544fun fact: the guy volunteered to do the voices---when they said they wanted to pay him he declined

    • @microwave311
      @microwave311 15 дней назад

      Me 2

  • @jakeybakey420blz2
    @jakeybakey420blz2 4 года назад +1248

    I feel like the only reason they put a microphone under a leaf was just so they could say "We put a microphone under a leaf"

    • @Supernova-gq8uf
      @Supernova-gq8uf 4 года назад +12

      YSFrosty this is my favorite comment 😂😂😂

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 4 года назад +2

      There's no way this camera actually records something

    • @eepy123
      @eepy123 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462
      @justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462 4 года назад +5

      I'm the leaf on this video and you're right. They did it to me to brag about it

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 4 года назад +1

      @@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462 Saluuut!

  • @zachhagan6239
    @zachhagan6239 2 года назад +8961

    “We’ve hired 4-time NBA champion Shaquille O’Neal to play our 13 year old decoy.”

    • @Heckinwhatonearth
      @Heckinwhatonearth 2 года назад +312

      His face when he walks in and sees him 😭

    • @ChoeDave
      @ChoeDave 2 года назад +210

      That guy was balding!

    • @thetruthhurts131
      @thetruthhurts131 2 года назад +140

      Exactly, he's every bit of 25 🤣 🤣

    • @dominicrichardson3514
      @dominicrichardson3514 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thealienarms
      @thealienarms 2 года назад +65

      @@thetruthhurts131 FOR REAL 😂 they need to hire an actor that still has a vertical ID

  • @ShukaHusk
    @ShukaHusk 2 года назад +20924

    Shocking to think how close this guy came to getting away. Imagine if they had not put the microphone under the leaf.

    • @LP-lk4wv
      @LP-lk4wv 2 года назад +81

      Lol!

    • @christiansantamaria7233
      @christiansantamaria7233 2 года назад +277

      That darn leaf 🍃

    • @dmurray2978
      @dmurray2978 2 года назад +373

      Genuinely though, it came down to that camera/leaf combo. How many weirdos get away with these crimes due to no leaf cam?

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 2 года назад +35

      That was a primo move, no doubt.

    • @maxwelltolar
      @maxwelltolar 2 года назад +123

      many have escaped due to amateurs not using the leaf-mic combo
      it is actually an extremely effective measure
      You can't always rely on things such as curtain mics, shelf mics, but leaf mic is always superior

  • @camelliarobert7392
    @camelliarobert7392 Год назад +63

    I feel really bad for the family's of these monsters, the betrayal is real.
    If my dad or grandpa was arrested for trying to have sex with a 13 y/o I would be disgusted, ashamed, puzzled, angry... And alot more

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +2

      intrusive thoughts?

  • @erroreden
    @erroreden 5 лет назад +2933

    Predator : I know Chris, he’s a *friend* of mine
    Chris : He’s an *acquaintance*

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 лет назад +102

      Exactly! I saw him on a train once so now we're friends? lol!

    • @jimothy.ortega4995
      @jimothy.ortega4995 5 лет назад +94

      debs99772 he said they commuted together for years

    • @poochyenarulez
      @poochyenarulez 5 лет назад +28

      @@debsreno911 sounds like more than once if they knew each other's name

    • @poochyenarulez
      @poochyenarulez 5 лет назад +4

      @Jimmy Johnson relax

    • @michaeldadon7294
      @michaeldadon7294 5 лет назад +8

      Jimmy Johnson Looks like someone’s dad beats them.

  • @matthewkyle1612
    @matthewkyle1612 3 года назад +2704

    Damn decoy looks like he already had 2 divorces.

    • @eulyduran86
      @eulyduran86 3 года назад +11

      😩😭

    • @Maybelater444
      @Maybelater444 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 3 года назад +6

      @@user-vn7ky2xr1x BrUh🗿

    • @terryterry5468
      @terryterry5468 3 года назад +1

      Nice pfp

    • @jimh.412
      @jimh.412 3 года назад +2

      Who believes that kid is 13? Couldn't they find a different actor?🤔

  • @rjenkins5248
    @rjenkins5248 4 года назад +3043

    " we hired my Father, Chris Hansen Sr. to play our 13 year old decoy"

    • @garywilliams6124
      @garywilliams6124 4 года назад +30

      Best variation of this meme I have seen in the comment section yet

    • @Richard-1776
      @Richard-1776 4 года назад +2

      R jenkins lol

    • @ckotcher1
      @ckotcher1 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @mizuchi999
      @mizuchi999 4 года назад +4

      Hansen

    • @S7232S
      @S7232S 4 года назад +5

      He was overweight, Chris gets it.

  • @ocarina0001
    @ocarina0001 Год назад +85

    I love how this is one of the only times you see Chris ever away from his usual standing spot, this really is a moment where it's like an old friend trying to be compassionate even though, y'know, that friend is trying to rope a minor.

  • @Hooperd2023
    @Hooperd2023 3 года назад +1745

    “We hired retired nfl quarterback Payton Manning to be our 13 year old decoy.”

  • @georgeplunkitt5565
    @georgeplunkitt5565 5 лет назад +1935

    Chris Hansen was probably pissed that the decoy said “have a seat” before him

    • @AbbeyyRosee
      @AbbeyyRosee 5 лет назад +32

      I THOUGHT THAT TOO
      *subscribe to my channel please

    • @amanc9835
      @amanc9835 5 лет назад +9

      George Plunkitt angry Chris Hansen noises

    • @benson2873
      @benson2873 4 года назад +20

      GiGi Rose no one wants to subscribe to your shit channel.

    • @johnsmith9966
      @johnsmith9966 4 года назад +1

      George Plunkitt that is his line😤

    • @amanc9835
      @amanc9835 4 года назад +5

      GiGi Rose no one cares about your channel

  • @Nicholas_Young
    @Nicholas_Young 4 года назад +2436

    “We even hid a microphone under a leaf”
    *Revolutionary, Chris. Revolutionary*

    • @stuckinthemiddle5621
      @stuckinthemiddle5621 4 года назад +4

      Bruh “his”...you mean hid

    • @whiskii
      @whiskii 4 года назад +15

      Not as strategic as the camera they put in the bin just before.

    • @azrashello
      @azrashello 4 года назад

      Suck A Fart what?

    • @lt.ripley1590
      @lt.ripley1590 4 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure he was taking the piss. To see how many people fell for it.

    • @MothDoinLazr
      @MothDoinLazr 4 года назад +2

      So look under the leaf next time

  • @28hipster
    @28hipster Год назад +169

    This is without doubt the wildest TCAP for me not because he’s the worst predator but just the voiceover, the leaf, knowing Chris and of course an Iraq war veteran playing the 23 year old just the perfect formula 😂

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад +2

      you're welcome

  • @Moonshinexmoonshine
    @Moonshinexmoonshine 4 года назад +2520

    "I, Chris Hansen shall be passing as a 13 year old boy"

  • @rayofsunshine6300
    @rayofsunshine6300 4 года назад +3963

    “We’ve hired Joe Rogan to be our thirteen year old decoy.”

  • @hungdaddy2599
    @hungdaddy2599 Год назад +624

    Does everybody else crack up when they read the texts and make the "predator" voice as creepy as possible 🤣

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky5102 5 лет назад +1650

    I feel like if I ever bumped into Chris and he said "My names Chris Hansen". I'd immediately think I did something wrong

    • @whoelsebutmatty
      @whoelsebutmatty 5 лет назад +41

      you did, you tried to kill batman

    • @StoicObserverS
      @StoicObserverS 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah... I can imagine that deer in the headlights look and the sheer horror and confusion.

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 5 лет назад +41

      Lmfao
      But seriously I'd be so ecstatic to meet him especially with what he's doing now with Onion Boy

    • @scottwales5966
      @scottwales5966 5 лет назад +6

      Objective: survive

    • @daneh977
      @daneh977 5 лет назад +13

      Nah, the scary part would be if he said, “ have a seat right over there.” and then said, “I got your text messages right here.”

  • @AntonioDavid-qu3zq
    @AntonioDavid-qu3zq Год назад +62

    I always love the police chief at the end, he is so soft spoken but you can tell his sense of justice burns fiercely.

    • @IgnorantWeed
      @IgnorantWeed 10 месяцев назад

      I hate him speaking. He say the same shit all the time

    • @Myself-yf5do
      @Myself-yf5do 8 месяцев назад +1

      It was a shame they didn't show Chris talking to him about the depressed 19-year-old they caught, even though that wasn't an "official" episode.

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      _his passion burns as hot as the predators he's arresting_
      Poetic.

  • @nugget938
    @nugget938 4 года назад +3142

    "This is our 13 yr old decoy"
    **Pitbull walks in**

  • @clarkymann
    @clarkymann 3 года назад +2175

    We've hired this Vietnam veteran and ex navy seal to be our 13 year old decoy

    • @sarahjane9957
      @sarahjane9957 3 года назад +42

      We've hired this Large tree stump to be our 12 year old decoy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clarkymann
      @clarkymann 3 года назад +26

      @@sarahjane9957 we've hired hambubger to be our 13 year old decoy

    • @daedrichate
      @daedrichate 3 года назад +8

      they just beat the shit outta the predator

    • @SexLuthor
      @SexLuthor 3 года назад +14

      @@clarkymann we’ve hired a leaf to be our 13 year old decoy

    • @cornerstonemasonry299
      @cornerstonemasonry299 3 года назад +3

      Love you long time!

  • @hambonejamboree7750
    @hambonejamboree7750 5 лет назад +3087

    Predator: "I know Chris, he’s a friend of mine”.
    Chris: "it’s still hard to believe it’s an acquaintance of mine"
    Dude got acquaintance zoned by Chris Hansen.

    • @Blackchairwhitecarpet
      @Blackchairwhitecarpet 5 лет назад +72

      Hambone Jamboree fkn hell this made me laugh. Thanks man. I’ve had the year from hell already but this got me

    • @papaofthejohns5882
      @papaofthejohns5882 5 лет назад +32

      Chubrub Damn, well I hope everything improves man. Nowhere to go but up!

    • @dawsonsauce9670
      @dawsonsauce9670 5 лет назад +15

      Chubrub same homie, hope everything gets better soon

    • @seanokane522
      @seanokane522 5 лет назад +16

      Chubrub Hope it gets better man

    • @blacksunshine7485
      @blacksunshine7485 5 лет назад +11

      Predator: ''I know Chris, he's a friend of mine''
      Arnold to Chris: ''Get to de CHOPPPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • @skotmatthews8940
    @skotmatthews8940 Год назад +2

    0:09 "but he isnt looking to hook up with a 13yo girl, hes looking for a boy" thats a weird way to say it, as if looking for an underage boy is somehow worse than a girl... a creeps a creep brah

    • @bobatea5695
      @bobatea5695 Год назад

      whole vibe of this video seemed rather odd, whenever they mention the word "gay" or "boy" its exactly as if being a gay predator is somehow so much worse than a straight predator. gives off slight homophobic vibes

  • @walkertomes9397
    @walkertomes9397 4 года назад +2746

    “We’ve hired Dwayne Johnson as our thirteen year old decoy”

    • @nostalgia4522
      @nostalgia4522 3 года назад +32

      These are killing me lmao

    • @rikkiswift4479
      @rikkiswift4479 3 года назад +17

      What is your name?
      It doesn't matter what your name is!!!

    • @starcofan13
      @starcofan13 3 года назад +4

      ROCK BOTTOM! BROCK BOTTOM! BAW GAWD! The rock just delivered a rock bottom through the table!

    • @Ramon_92
      @Ramon_92 3 года назад

      Stolen comment dude fuck you !

    • @aleksanderkeca3110
      @aleksanderkeca3110 3 года назад

      @@Ramon_92 wow what a loser you are

  • @lilbirb082
    @lilbirb082 3 года назад +4257

    "We did not have a male theatre student that looks 13 years old. fortunately we were able to resurrect Julius Cesar and use him as the decoy"

  • @Edit.Name.
    @Edit.Name. 5 лет назад +3463

    The “teen actor” looks like he hit puberty in 1984........L-O-L

    • @jozefivanov600
      @jozefivanov600 5 лет назад +116

      Omg for real! I was like ????? This guy is going to run away when he sees the 22 year old actor thinking the teen's big brother is there to kick his ass or something.

    • @kasperknutsen8283
      @kasperknutsen8283 5 лет назад +25

      @@jozefivanov600 i'd still smash him though

    • @jozefivanov600
      @jozefivanov600 5 лет назад +4

      @@kasperknutsen8283 10/10.

    • @kasperknutsen8283
      @kasperknutsen8283 5 лет назад +1

      @@jozefivanov600 yeah...😳

    • @bunnyrubyjanee
      @bunnyrubyjanee 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasel9171
    @thomasel9171 Год назад +10

    Holy shit, i just realized the decoy is wearing a ROOSTER TEETH JACKET 😂

  • @cb9603
    @cb9603 4 года назад +2612

    Predator: “I know Chris Hansen, he’s a friend of mine.”
    Chris Hansen: “I vaguely recognized him from a train commute one time... years ago”

    • @boomshizzIe
      @boomshizzIe 4 года назад +191

      😂 the guy did say in interrogation they rode the train together for YEARS

    • @physiquemadness
      @physiquemadness 4 года назад +175

      Imagine if he said: "Last time I've went after a 13yr old kid, Chris was the one the drove me there...good friend of mine!..."

    • @Gonken88
      @Gonken88 4 года назад +96

      I'd put my money on Hansen being the one lying.

    • @Gonken88
      @Gonken88 4 года назад +50

      @@nealm6764 What good was being friends with Hansen going to do him when he was caught with his hands in the fudge packery of a 13 y/o ex-marine with a table crafting father?

    • @davidking7222
      @davidking7222 4 года назад +4

      Yep , Predator & Chris . Sitting next to Jeffrey Epstein

  • @LordTrolled
    @LordTrolled 4 года назад +4638

    "We've hired acclaimed actor, Danny Devito, to play our 13 year old decoy."

    • @johnnydangerous5971
      @johnnydangerous5971 4 года назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @1My3My9
      @1My3My9 4 года назад +18

      I don’t get the joke can you explain it and a time stamp

    • @marga8732
      @marga8732 4 года назад +130

      @@1My3My9 It’s a joke about how much older the male decoy looks than the female decoy and sometimes, they joke about how “bad” his acting is (exhibit A: "Me, my mommy, and my daddy" which he seriously said during one sting…).

    • @1My3My9
      @1My3My9 4 года назад +7

      @@marga8732 ty

    • @yodasbudussy6143
      @yodasbudussy6143 4 года назад +2

      I think its the tall version of danny

  • @KiafryKyle
    @KiafryKyle 4 года назад +5617

    The voice actor for the text messages didn't have to get that in to the role, but my god he did.

    • @scott19087
      @scott19087 4 года назад +319

      Ikr, imagine having to read that in front of a microphone, I couldnt😂

    • @thiccandridicc
      @thiccandridicc 4 года назад +367

      "School is in session"
      I shouldn't have laughed but fucking hell, I sure did

    • @PJxSHIESTY
      @PJxSHIESTY 4 года назад +9

      ** 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sideshowspook133
      @sideshowspook133 4 года назад +224

      Hopefully soapy... lol

    • @spartan16.
      @spartan16. 4 года назад +13

      @@sideshowspook133 this part came on as i read your comment 😂😂😂

  • @Casual_Lifestyle
    @Casual_Lifestyle 10 месяцев назад +6

    “Seattle bareback boys”
    Thanks for the recommendation chris

  • @laupatual7137
    @laupatual7137 4 года назад +3047

    Pedo: "Are you cop?"
    Cop: "No."
    Pedo: "Seems legit."

  • @kelbychurch2294
    @kelbychurch2294 4 года назад +2396

    “We’ve even placed a microphone under a leaf”. CIA :”WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @gart5379
      @gart5379 4 года назад +30

      Bruh the CIA would hide a mic on a bird

    • @jimmjimms
      @jimmjimms 4 года назад +3

      Lmfaooo was gonna say that

    • @lucdinh8312
      @lucdinh8312 4 года назад +28

      CIA:" the leaf IS the microphone"

    • @Slayer-tr9ir
      @Slayer-tr9ir 4 года назад

      Ahahaha

    • @kingoflive4665
      @kingoflive4665 4 года назад +2

      Commander Cody the bird IS the mic

  • @lilsunnyadrian7358
    @lilsunnyadrian7358 4 года назад +2402

    “We even hid our 13 yr old decoy under a leaf.”

    • @scooch4684
      @scooch4684 4 года назад +68

      “Chris Hanson was even hiding as a leaf”

    • @ajkoots258
      @ajkoots258 4 года назад +26

      @@scooch4684 our leaf was posing as a camera

    • @shyyyshyyy9329
      @shyyyshyyy9329 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sugarlessmfkr
      @sugarlessmfkr 4 года назад +8

      *Chris Hansen voice*
      NOT TRUE. At the time of the arrest, the decoy was actually under a rock.

    • @ismaelalvarez8661
      @ismaelalvarez8661 4 года назад +2

      Yes 1000th like

  • @chadstokes6532
    @chadstokes6532 Год назад +18

    "SEATTLE BAREBACK BOYZ"
    Amazing commentary

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      🗒 ✍🏻

    • @techmen-je4mo
      @techmen-je4mo 5 месяцев назад

      seattle bearback boyzzz

  • @alexslaius8463
    @alexslaius8463 4 года назад +2547

    “We’ve hired Kevin Hart, to play our 13 year old boy”

    • @sherncall
      @sherncall 4 года назад +47

      Alex Mora that might actually work he’s short

    • @alexslaius8463
      @alexslaius8463 4 года назад +29

      Shern call might even confuse him for a pre-schooler

    • @touya
      @touya 4 года назад +6

      Shern call fr he just needs a shave

    • @ericmattson3234
      @ericmattson3234 4 года назад +1

      Alex Mora now that’s funny !!!

    • @alromolor9168
      @alromolor9168 4 года назад

      Say with ya chest!

  • @tygottafeelin9753
    @tygottafeelin9753 4 года назад +1941

    “We’ve hired a 10,000 year old cursed mummy to be our thirteen year old decoy”

  • @hamzak7261
    @hamzak7261 3 года назад +4063

    "We've hired Shaquille O'Neal to be our 13-year-old decoy" 😂

    • @dothadance1
      @dothadance1 3 года назад +23

      😂

    • @maxpax7389
      @maxpax7389 3 года назад +6

      🤓

    • @byEVxL
      @byEVxL 3 года назад +4

      Imagine

    • @maric820
      @maric820 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @Barqop
      @Barqop 3 года назад +15

      You’re taller than I thought you’d be 😟😆 noice

  • @jamesdrakcip9276
    @jamesdrakcip9276 3 дня назад +1

    Please don't talk about his prison sentence in terms of how "stiff" it is. It just adds to the cringe.

  • @MaxVolumeMusicMixes
    @MaxVolumeMusicMixes 4 года назад +1933

    The way the voice actor says “lol” is the funniest shit ever.

    • @PatrickSilent
      @PatrickSilent 4 года назад +60

      Yeah! I was always wondering why do they even bother reading those parts.
      It would be even funnier if the voice actors laughed out loud, instead of reading "el oh el".

    • @BizzBizz69
      @BizzBizz69 4 года назад +46

      Its funny as fuck how over exaggerated the creepiness of the predators is, I love the way the voice actors say LOL

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 4 года назад +8

      I watched to catch a predator and this voice actor was saying "lol"
      Funniest shit i’ve ever seen

    • @1992SpaceMovie
      @1992SpaceMovie 4 года назад +9

      el oh el~

    • @markdouglas1601
      @markdouglas1601 4 года назад +7

      Lol when I first heard it I was like "eh that wasnt that funny"
      Then the second one "hopefully soapy too..elohell ;)"

  • @Pipecleaner500
    @Pipecleaner500 Год назад +2437

    “We hired a 13 year old boy but his 30 year old cousin came instead”

    • @Yokachemi
      @Yokachemi 11 месяцев назад +16

      No fucking way😭

    • @PlumbDrumb
      @PlumbDrumb 9 месяцев назад +6

      🤣🤣

    • @J.C...
      @J.C... 5 месяцев назад +13

      Bruh. I'm looking at this dude like... How tf did ANYONE think this guy is 13? 🤦🤦🤦🤷

    • @DaSquyd
      @DaSquyd 4 месяца назад +1

      @@J.C...legally they can't use anyone under 18 for the acting job

    • @Mysteryz-li2pw
      @Mysteryz-li2pw 4 месяца назад

      @@DaSquydWe know, but why get someone who looks so much older than 13

  • @myoukyomou
    @myoukyomou 5 лет назад +1992

    “We need a title for this video.”
    “Is it the one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train?”
    “Perfect.”

    • @marv5078
      @marv5078 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @NAPOLIEDITS
      @NAPOLIEDITS 5 лет назад +8

      Toddinora underrated comment

    • @tshiruh5
      @tshiruh5 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @smileylpsgirl
      @smileylpsgirl 5 лет назад +15

      sounds like a whole ass Friends episode title

    • @danielglatz1643
      @danielglatz1643 5 лет назад +1

      fastcarlady damn you beat me to it

  • @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949
    @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949 Год назад +12

    I love how straightforward the title of the video is. Everyone remembers this one as the guy Chris knew

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      not a good look

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 месяцев назад

      they met on an island..... anyone remember the name of the island?

  • @frama1122
    @frama1122 6 лет назад +5451

    Thank God they put the microphone under the leaf

    • @cyptocowboy5930
      @cyptocowboy5930 6 лет назад +153

      Shiz bouta get real

    • @dezzallen5375
      @dezzallen5375 6 лет назад +27

      😂

    • @kwanbuggs288
      @kwanbuggs288 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @ashburnsdeal
      @ashburnsdeal 6 лет назад +19

      Same people who wear a camo suit to hide in the bushes or put a camera in a water bottle.

    • @DiscoScottie
      @DiscoScottie 6 лет назад +52

      And they also embedded one in the stool so you could see the pedo's butthole tighten up when he realized how fucked he is. And that's not fucked in a good way.

  • @Telecasterfan
    @Telecasterfan 3 года назад +1957

    He was such a fan of Chris Hansen's show he wanted to see it in person.

  • @eliwolfe9344
    @eliwolfe9344 4 года назад +1852

    It's funny that his excuse was "not being able to read the number 13" when hes literally an accountant. His job is reading numbers.

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 4 года назад +57

      I didn't even think of that, great point 😂😂😂

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 4 года назад +11

      It’s a
      C L E R I C A L E R R O R

    • @tmo4330
      @tmo4330 4 года назад +4

      hey you are right! no way he read wrong. that was an excuse. child porn in his car. an obvious homosexual.

    • @MyrnaDeJesus
      @MyrnaDeJesus 4 года назад +2

      Good call!!

    • @NewEyes25
      @NewEyes25 4 года назад

      Eli Wolfe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nero_palmire
    @nero_palmire Год назад +9

    "We even placed microphone under the leaf" - gets me every time.

  • @sadientra9663
    @sadientra9663 6 лет назад +5976

    “Now the guy I knew from the train is going to be... derailed”
    Good one Chris Hansen

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 6 лет назад +17

      We can always count on Chris for the witty lines

    • @alexfriedman2047
      @alexfriedman2047 6 лет назад +26

      He also said "He will be taking a one way ride.... to PRISON."

    • @Big8treykgc
      @Big8treykgc 6 лет назад +8

      Lmaooo Chris be killin me with the one liners brooo

    • @wjejwjje9493
      @wjejwjje9493 6 лет назад

      Sadientra y

    • @piloto2412
      @piloto2412 6 лет назад

      Where does he get these lines?

  • @chrishansen1282
    @chrishansen1282 6 лет назад +2390

    This guy is not a friend of mine

    • @andrebowling9864
      @andrebowling9864 6 лет назад +70

      Lying ass

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +18

      Lmao

    • @OfficialAdhd83
      @OfficialAdhd83 6 лет назад +23

      Well he knows you

    • @AndresPerez-jc6nv
      @AndresPerez-jc6nv 6 лет назад +71

      Chris Hansen While the people in your video may be preying on underage children, how do we know you didn’t start the show to prey on older men?

    • @hibana7298
      @hibana7298 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah yeah tell it to the judge Chris! 😂

  • @jamesbiscardi3129
    @jamesbiscardi3129 3 года назад +1680

    Glad they were able to stretch the budget to secure the leaf.

  • @ericaz1458
    @ericaz1458 16 дней назад +2

    I'll never get over their decision to use this dude as a 13 year old decoy 😂

  • @Sviolinist
    @Sviolinist 3 года назад +3802

    "We've hired a 40 year old rodeo clown with a receding hairline and excessive child support issues, name of Rick, to be our 13 year old decoy." ... "And check out this leaf one more time."

    • @jdluis88
      @jdluis88 3 года назад +33

      Bro LMAO!!!!!!

    • @NotACop25
      @NotACop25 3 года назад +93

      Wait till you see the table his daddy made

    • @pajamas_the_emo
      @pajamas_the_emo 3 года назад +20

      this is oddly specific and i’m living for it

    • @OnlyMichaelJackson
      @OnlyMichaelJackson 3 года назад +16

      EXCESSIVE CHILD SUPPORT ISSUES-

    • @Jacesmith03
      @Jacesmith03 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂