“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up edit:25 and still look younger edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
I like your thought here 🙂 Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys. Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there. A 🐒
I burst out laughing when he said "This is a show called Hanson vs predator, I'm Hanson." Like he was urging the other guy to use the process of elimination to spot the predator. :)
Not necessarily though. I say it because I'm about to open up and being vulnerable makes me have anxiety. So, I'm not sure about others but, that's why I personally say it. I hesitate as well which may come off as I'm not being truthful. I don't like opening up to people who may not deserve or appreciate it. How difficult it is for me to be raw and candid, I will physically get sick.
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder" You still had the intention to do it
@@Plasticchair11111 yeah. Pretty easy to forget a recent birthday. I accidentally wrote the wrong year shortly after New Years too. I so rarely have to recall my age that I can forget it several months after my birthday. Pretty funny of the show to make a big deal about it, though. It made the show more entertaining.
@@IARRCSim yeah like im 18 and i was walking and i was thinking like “wholly fuck im 16 man... wait wtf im 18” moral of the story dont get your head hit
13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.
😭😭😭
TrUe🤣😌😁😂
😂😂😂
Roflmaoooo
Ikr that mans looks like a grown ass man lmao
“We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”
The only believable thing he said
He looks no bit of 13 smh
Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is
I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first
lmfao
I find it both disturbing and hilarious that he was immediately not interested in the guy when he was obviously 27 and not a 13 year old boy
The actor looked like a grown ass father but was somehow 19. Said so before the meeting between Chris and the predator
he looks 21 be fr
Well, not to defend him, but you could tell he was immediately suspicious and getting nervous.
@@pootzmagootz
Then tries to pass off saying he is 13! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
@pootzmagootz that's an old ass looking 19 yr old lmao
*"Meeeeee, the 70 year old marine veteran, my mooommmyy and my daaaaddy...."*
You horny bastard
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Stop posting weird animations btw
We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.
This comment isn't getting enough recognition
😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!
Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao
We flew him in from Encino, CA.
So good hahahaha 😂
We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up
edit:25 and still look younger
edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby
Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
@@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.
'Role'! not ' -roll- '!
That kid definitely went to a bar after this stressful mess
I like your thought here 🙂
Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys.
Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there.
A 🐒
" I am 36, I mean 13."
@@milesjohnson5487 I think you like me.
@@user-ps5zj7wk5x Not interested but thank you for reading my comment..
LOL
Decoy looks older than the criminal.
☠️🤣☠️
No seriously lol 😂
Criminal looks like two whole people
19 yo female decoy: looks 13
19 yo male decoy: looks 43
This is probably why they started using girls as the male decoys lol
Stealth 100
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know how this looks right
To be fair, try finding an adult male who looks and sounds like a pubescent teen.
justin bierber *enters room*
“Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Haha! Right! And the distraction!😅😅😅
Lmao
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Lmao
DEAD
"Who lives here?"
"Just me, my wife of 25 years, & my 3 kids."
😂good one!
That thirteen year old was awarded the Purple Heart medal by president Truman for his steadfast bravery and heroism at Normandy.
You sir win the internet heavyweight championship of the world.
The conquest?
@@SpiralPoliFemboy thank you for this prestigious honor, I will treasure it and carry this championship with grace and dignity.
20 something year old guy acts like 13 year old by saying, “mommy and daddy”
Disguise: 100
Jonah Silva Lololol
that isnt a real skyrim stat
Illusion 100
😅😅😅
@@berwynsigns4115 🤣🤣🤣
I mean I think it was sarcasm but I’m not sure
Predator : Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my 2 kids and my grandchildren
Funny man
Duh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CTID 😂🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was ALMOST afraid for the predator the way that decoy was acting.
“We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂
R/oddlyspecific
best one so far
I mean 😂
It’s so specific which makes it so good
I don’t know why people are hating on the decoy, he looked like a 13 year old kid, 27 years ago
I'm sorry if we forgot to laugh
Lol you are appreciated
Got me for a second haha. That was great.
Gay kids might. IDK
Daniel J. Ok?
"I'm not a sports person, believe it or not" dw man we believe you 💀🙏🏻
that’s crazy 💀💀
First comment i saw not roasting the 19 yo
"We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"
“Who lives here”
*“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*
YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop
YoungGonzalez😂😂😂
HAHA
LMFAOOO no chill
this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020
The decoy should have been arrested for soliciting the younger predator.
I burst out laughing when he said "This is a show called Hanson vs predator, I'm Hanson." Like he was urging the other guy to use the process of elimination to spot the predator. :)
That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage
hahah!
SoccerFC 😂😂😂
I’M DONE 😂😂😂
After this episode, he did
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”
Haha genius
Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13
made me lol
Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again
This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂
Its so nice to see veterans still get acting roles
I didn't realize there were any Civil War veterans left.
Poor decoy must have suffered from PTSD when he saw Velez’ Jurassic park shirt.
This comment is underrated 😭
Damn that is a Jurassic park shirt isn’t it!!!!!
Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
lmaooo
No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd
13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson
I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂
Audi e-tron lol 😂
Quit making comments about the decoy, we should respect our elders.
I see what you did there 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, i always hated these comments but this was good
yea chillindude's gonna rap about you if you dont
My like is 666 🤘🏼😎 lol
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t see the point lying about being 27 when you're only 1 year older.
He probably just forgot he was 28 now lmao
When the Decoy is older than the predator 😂
The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter
But u will never see him
Nice name you got there
LMFAO
Trueeeee
JM 914 he’s wearing camouflage
"We hired Gordon Ramsay to play a 12 year old boy who likes to cook for a hobby."
Ramsey: hey fuck twad!! Come in and look at this fucking table me daddy shot out of his asshole!!!
@@ooferrell Arsehole* lol
This comments made my night
A 12 year old with many forehead wrinkles is something you wouldn't see every day
Andrew Let’s not forget progeria
We hired a 50 year old union iron worker with 5 kids and 3 divorces with 1500 dollar truck payments to play the role of a 13 year old boy.
Omgg🤣😭 this the best one yet
He was probably glad to get the job.
The fact that he asked for his ID was already damning. I hope he’s locked up.
that guy who's playing a 13 year old looks like he could be in his 30s.. wtf.
xPockyhearts right!! I was having a hard time figuring out who was the predator at first
thats what I thought too....thats why he said "do u have ID" to prove you're underage...😂😂😥
MsLady 87 😂
Don't forget how he spoke... "Who lives here?" "Me. My mommy and daddy" seriously? I kinda laughed a little too much
I think their logic is to just get a short guy and that's it.
“We’ve hired Vin Diesel to be our 13 year old decoy.”
One of the best ones
We hired Jared subway guy as a decoy
@@brentjames2425 🤣😂
Vin Diesel is 13. That's why he got a PhD in liberal arts. This would just be truth
".....Family."
When someone says “To be honest” it is almost certainly not honest.
Seems to be true.
I have family who love to say this! 🥴😡
Not necessarily though. I say it because I'm about to open up and being vulnerable makes me have anxiety. So, I'm not sure about others but, that's why I personally say it. I hesitate as well which may come off as I'm not being truthful. I don't like opening up to people who may not deserve or appreciate it. How difficult it is for me to be raw and candid, I will physically get sick.
That's so true.
"Am I under arrest?" exactly as the cuffs are slapped onto him. 1000 IQ.
*deep ass voice* “I just live here with my mommy and my daddy”
Ass Fuck 🤣🤣
I know right
🤦
DEAD 💀 💀 💀
Mommy and daddy....i thought he was playing a 13 year old not a 4 year old HAHAHAHA
We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.
Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant
Nice Shelby you have!
@@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho
@Brad Morrison a
LOL
Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”
its so funny how he really thought he finna get away with it he even said thank u for this experience🤣
😂😂😂😂
“To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”
😂😂😂😂
💀💀
THISSSSSS
“THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....”🤣🤣🤣🤣
.. but actually it's JOHN CENA
NOT TRUE, he isn’t 27, he just turned 28. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
😮😂🤣
420th like 👍
Grass Board Nerds 😂😆😂
I fucking died at that part! 😂😂😂 i was expecting "he's actually 38." Or some shit closer to that lol
*intense music*
THE DECOY: "I live with my mommy & daddy"
CHRIS BEHIND THE CURTAIN: "EEEEEW. That's bad acting"
"I have no friends"
has a fiance lol.
We hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Hshhshs just imagine the rock raising his one eybrow and insisting: "no i am 13!!!"
I am losing my shyt over these 2 comments😂😂😂
Would be fucked up if the predator was a rock fan and just screamed at him “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR AGE IS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
The rock : I’m just an average middle school teen
In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy
Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work
I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito
Lol Devito
@@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.
@@Drakulas77 worth it
I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.
lol
2:09 Always a bit funny to see the lady text while wearing a bullet proof vest
😂😂
Bro shes protected from screen shots omg smh!
Lol😂@@watchout5508
Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already
@@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly
Exactly
Dwayne would be more convincing 😂
Travis Hopkins chuck Norris
13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”
13 year old *man* lmao
@@cmsaunli HAHAHA
decoy: bro come here and look at the air
@@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.
@@gurutruecrimeguru1405 It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
Agreeeeed. Started feeling sorry for him at one point, had to remind myself what a sicko he is
Master manipulator!
So just imagine what he can do to a real 13yo
That decoy playing the 13 year old looks like he just returned from his 3rd tour in Iraq
“we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”
MFs gonna use Rey Mysterio
Lmaoo😂😂😂
Benoit did a great job
THAT'S FUNNY, HONEST TO DEATH!
@Bubba Fett TV 10/10 WOULD WATCH!
imagine walking into someones house expecting a 13 year old and seeing this 30 year old guy 😭
That 13 year old boy looks 30 😂
Predator: Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my mommy, my daddy, my son, my daughter, my grandchildren...
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
ahahahaha
AAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHA
okay XD
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️ I laughed to hard at this
Damn you got me laughing so hard I can’t breath 😂😂
Honestly, they might as well just let Chris Hansen play the 13 year old himself.
Chris in short shorts holding a lolly as he answers the door
@@rjws69 "Hey, Boo."
@@rjws69 LMAO!!! I had the visual as I was reading ur comment 😂
Yeh that boy looks a lot older than 19 lol “you have ur ID?”
😂😂😂
Dude was not believing that decoy 😂😂😂
This predator is absolutely vile and abhorrent! He doesn't even realize what he did was wrong! What a disgusting man!
yeah
Is dating with a Vietnam veteran wrong?
Yeah he did, that's why he was lying.
@@elvickRULES No he doesn't, that's what makes him a monster.
He realizes what he did was wrong, he just dosent want to take accountability or dosent care.
"me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."
That's a good one Wesley . It really is .
Hahahahahahah
😁😂😂
lololo
I'm screaming 😜😜
"Who lives here?"
"Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"
Hahaha 😂🤣 nailed it!
**UNDERRATED COMMENT **
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
*grandmother
@@subsnovideos-ur4cn What?!
"I'm not a sports person believe it or"... No worries I believe it
HAHAHAHA
Dude picked up on the fact that boyo looked 35 and that was clearly not what fatboy ordered.
The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.
U right 😂
I TRIGGER PEOPLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously 😂😂
Cuase hes doing that accent
XDXDXD your profile picture made me laugh even more
Fun fact. The decoy is actually the predator
I about lost my sh!t when that grown man said “me my mommy and daddy” 😭😂😂 lmfaooo
The saddest part was he was so immediately unattracted when he saw he wasn’t a kid.
I think he just got super suspicious since the 13 yr old looks like he could be the same age as himself
True
It's like one of the old investigations when they used an overweight decoy and the predators didn't get of their car, they saw her and kept driving...
John Sampson can you link it?
John Sampson 😂😂😂
His mommy keeps his ID in her purse, along with his tax returns, stimulus check, and colonoscopy results.
bastardwithnoname LMAO IM DEAD
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂💀
😂
Lol your funny 😂
COLONOSCOPY RESULTS IM DEAD
Love how they blurred and respected the Jurrasic Park symbol. Editor knew the deal 🦖💯
The “13 year old boy” acts like a 6 year old and looks like a 20 year old. When he said “I live here with my mommy and my daddy” I died
That was just troll
Murray Lindsay fr only grown ass men say mommy and daddy
He got the job done lol he looked like he was trying not to crack up laughing the entire time.
thealphas1 lol wtf. what kind of men you have been with ?
Not a good decoy
“We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”
😂😂😂
🤣
Hahahaha
You Sir, are a legend.
🤣
It must been weird for the decoy to play someone his grandsons age
I can feel it. That time of year again where I binge watch TCAP for a week straight
“Me, my mommy and my daddy”
I thought this guy was supposed to be acting like a 13 year old not a 6 year old...
Yeah... he was a little sus
These guys cannot act smh they need to get better actors
The acting is so bad how can you be like 19 and act that badly I dont get it
Bob The Spider lol im glad I’m not the only one who thought that
Bob The Spider mommy and daddy 😂😂
“Me, My Mommy and My Daddy” … that should be a movie title.
He said “that’s not who I am” so much that we all know that’s exactly who he is.
They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.
😂
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder"
You still had the intention to do it
Lmao!
“13 year old boy”👦🏾 adjust voice a couple octaves higher and says mommy and daddy yep he’s 13
He looks 25
Drama student? Hired!
13 year olds don't sound like that😂
When I was 13 I was calling my parents by their first names.
Well Velez looks close to 40 so maybe he thought it made sense that this guy was 13.
“We hired 98 year old WWII veteran to be our decoy.”
Absolutely horrible. Lock him up.
“How old are you?”
“27”
“NOT TRUE HE JUST TURNED 28”
He probably said that accidentally because he was so nervous, why would you lie about being one year younger?
Oh you’re only 27 my mistake you can leave lol
@@Plasticchair11111 yeah. Pretty easy to forget a recent birthday. I accidentally wrote the wrong year shortly after New Years too. I so rarely have to recall my age that I can forget it several months after my birthday. Pretty funny of the show to make a big deal about it, though. It made the show more entertaining.
@@IARRCSim yeah like im 18 and i was walking and i was thinking like “wholly fuck im 16 man... wait wtf im 18” moral of the story dont get your head hit
right such a huge difference lmao
“Me my mommy and my daddy!”
Kids don’t talk like that my man...
I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common
I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.
I talk like that
Alvin Party so do I
😂
I think my brother was in Nam with that guy playing the 13 year old 😊😅
The guy obviously has no moral compass. He has no sense of right or wrong
"This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"
Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂
This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.
STOP LMAO
weak asf lol
THIS MADE ME CACKLE
"We've hired former U.S. President Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy."
Lmaooo
LMAOO
THIS HAS ME DYING IDK WHYYY💀💀
Stolen comment but it is funny ngl
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I really hope big Tyrone is ripping him a new one in jail right now
Whenever someone says, to be honest, they're lying
The decoy looks like he's old enough to pay his own child support.
Funny, you made me laugh out loud. Thank you
Hahahaha omfg
LMFAO nigga 🤣🤣🤣
such an unprofessional show
Brilliant
The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.
Because of Onision...
Glad I heard of Chris Hansen.
Lol me too . I've never watched any of these and now ive been watching them all day
lol this comment is so underrated
True tho
True lmao
Do you live alone?
No! I live with my 3 dogs
Me my mommy and my daddy. Gets them every time.
the way that 30 year old man said "my mommy and daddy" was the funniest thing i've ever heard. oscar worthy actor
Not really
meeee, my mommyyyy aaaand my dadyyyyyyy
That is Jim Carry level overacting
Pretty sure Jesse still wanted to suck and lick that 30yr old boy 😂🎉
he's 19
"To act as a 13 year old boy, we hired Vin Diesel"
"Who lives here?"
"Me, my mommy, and my daddy...you ain't alone when you got family."
Hell no 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
“Who lives here?”
“I am Groot.”
@@rockerseven 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOO
He wont be engaged for long after it comes out.
He's spilling his guts while he CONVERSATES with Chris.
I cringed so hard when he said “my mommy and my daddy”
Kid is way too old looking and is a horrible actor. And on top of that 13 year olds don't talk like that.
@@relaxingexscapes this thread turned into a masterpiece because of a braindead 12 year old and an edgy 15 year old holy shit its gold
He didn't believe it when he said it lmfao no conviction 🤦🏾♂️💀💀💀
Kinda proves how incredibly stupid they are.
this thread is fucking dateline material
Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"
Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)
HAHAAHAHHAHHA
Yup
LoL
Its a reverse catfish situation