Top 3 places you CAN'T GO & people who went anyways... | Part 11
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 12 июл 2024
- A more accurate title for this video is, "The Worst Ways To Die"....
Highlight from today's episode 👉 4:20
Time Stamps:
#3 -- "The Limpopo" -- 0:42 -- Locals know NEVER to go in the Limpopo
#2 -- "Boiling Acid" -- 3:25 -- One of the most beautiful & deadly places on earth
#1 -- "Drown or Glory" -- 6:26 -- 10 people go looking for a secret tunnel inside a cave
🔊 For more NEW stories check out the "MrBallen Podcast: Strange, Dark and Mysterious Stories" which is available on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts - www.amazon.com/mrballenpodcast
♥️ The MrBallen Foundation is a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit that honors & supports people impacted by violent crime go to 👉 MrBallen.Foundation 👉 and click on Get Involved to join the Honor Them Society, and receive free gifts and exclusive invites to special live events!
Follow me on Instagram, Twitter and the rest of social media 👉 "@MrBallen"
MrBallen merchandise 👉 shopmrballen.com
**Also go to our Instagram page "shopmrballen" to see deals and promotions!
Our 2nd RUclips channel 👉 @mrballenshorts
Spanish Language channel 👉 @mrballenespanol
"Top 3 places you CAN'T GO & people who went anyways..." quick links 👇
Part 1👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 2👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 3👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 4👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 5👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 6👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 7👉 • Video
Part 8👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 9👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Part 10👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
"Top 3 places you CAN'T GO & people who went anyways..." playlist 👇
👉 • Top 3 places you CAN'T...
Please post story suggestions on our subreddit 👉 r/mrballen ( / mrballen )
Please play hide & seek with the Like Button and when they are hiding, replace their regular coffee with decaf, and then don't "seek" them, just leave. Also please subscribe/turn on all notifications so you don't miss any of our 3+ weekly stories!
For entertainment purposes only. Based on actual events.
Thumbnail + final edits by Wes Adams:
TikTok @wesjadams
Instagram @wesjadams
Theme Song: "Something Wicked" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O...
('Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License')
Theme Song by: @RossBugden
Story Music by: @co.agmusic
Intro video by :
Tiktok @mr.poopnite
Instagram @mr.poopnite_
DISCLAIMER: All materials in these videos are used for entertainment purposes and fall within the guidelines of fair use. No copyright infringement intended. If you are, or represent, the copyright owner of materials used in this video, and have an issue with the use of said material, please send an email to mrballenmanagement@gmail.com.
Copyright © 2020 MrBallen. All rights reserved.
#forbidden #cave #mrballen
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nothing to see down here...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Seriously, no need to keep scrolling.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
What are you looking for? There is nothing else here.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OK, we lied, there's more....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎
what is that at 3:59? Jeffery dahmer?
You found the secret first! GOOD JOB!
DARN, I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT
Good eye!!
I will find it next time
I ALMOST FOUND IT FIRST!!!!
I’m on my way to buy a gallon of ice cream and two large coconut cheesecakes. I want to make sure that I’m never tempted to try to enter a ten inch, two foot wide cave.
😂😂😂
Very sensible.
I am with you, making sure I stay safe😊
Coconut cheesecake you say...
#Staythickstayalive
I like how he talks to the viewers like we are sitting on his couch with him sharing stories.
i keep forgetting he has over 1M because i feel like i’m listening right in front of him
But much more convincing.
Yeesss
I'm addicted. I have to hear a story or two, three, everyday. Or fall asleep, the stories are my lullaby. Soothes me right to sleep.
@@lauracipriano-riozzi8875 I can't begin to tell you how terrible my driving has become.
What's REALLY scary about Mossdale Caverns is the guy who discovered it, Bob Leakey, did a majority of its 6.5 mile exploration and surveying by HIMSELF. No special equipment or tools. The guy was definitely a different kind of animal, because he'd SLEEP in there to extend his exploration time. He was actually one of the rescuers that came and went down there to see if any of the missing 6 cavers were still alive. His heart had to have just utterly sank when he got on scene and saw the situation at the cave entrance. He knew those caves to be a drowning danger because in one of his early exploration runs the caves started flooding on him. He scrambled and managed to get out in time, but the conditions when the caves flooded this time were horrifically worse.
There was hope at the time that the 6 might've taken safe refuge in the cave somewhere. Bob Leakey? I can't help but feel that at the time he knew that this was going to be a body recovery attempt, not a rescue attempt.
As a five year old, I thought my uncle was shooting at me, while playing on the bank of the Limpopo river. Next thing I knew I was snatched up and away from the waterside by a relative. I was told that a croc had emerged from nearby bush and could have had me for lunch. It was close to a shallow place in the river where people crosssed all the time. Makes me wonder. Im 60 now, and this tale reminded me.
Top 3 things I've learned from the "Top 3 places you can't go'' series.
1.Stay away from caves.
2.Stay away from water.
3.Stay away from underwater caves.
My thoughts 💭 exactly!
And yellowstone
I see even the creepiest most infamous demons don't want any part of that. lmao
Especially Yellowstone, where you might have the rare opportunity to be disintegrated. For some context, humans haven't even come up with technology to do that to each other yet, holy shit.
This is why I hate water
And listen to locals
As horrendous as drowning would be, living for a couple days in a tiny air pocket knowing you'll eventually run out of air and that your friends are dead behind and around you would be worse, I think.
There wouldn't be days worth of oxygen in that air pocket. He probably only had a few minutes of air.
@@BornIn1500 He said he died a couple of days later..
I think I would prefer an air pocket. 1 - still hope and 2. more comfortable to die while falling asleep from the air I think?
I think worse ways to die are being steamed to death and radiation poisoning
I kinda agree with you just from experience of almost drowning in a pool, it happens very quickly. You’re in such a panic and the world is so blurry that time went by like a snap before I was pulled to the surface. Although falling asleep from lack of oxygen probably isn’t so bad,
I'm a South African from a town called Tzaneen, that's about 120km away from Phalaborwa. I just stumbled across this video and the way Mr Ballen pronounced the Afrikaans names is just way too precious 🤣🖤 LOL all jokes aside, Limpopo is a wild place - if you set foot in the rivers and dams (unless it's at a verified swimming spot, and even then it's still not entirely safe), then you can 100% expect to be attacked by crocs or hippos. It's just a simple fact, and anyone who pushes their luck like that is just plain daft 🙄 Besides, just look at it from the croc's perspective - he is just chilling in his living room, waiting for dinner time, when this flailing human just comes crashing into his house and making a ruckus. It's like getting free takeout delivered to your doorstep 🤷♀️ In addition, not many people realize this but water-borne diseases is a big deal here - I got infected with recurring Schistosomiasis almost two decades ago and I will have to manage it for the rest of my life. The big beasts aren't the only things you need to worry about in this crazy place 🙃
To think my fellow Zimbabweans are crossing into South Africa using this river...it's kinda crazy 🙆♀️
Love seeing South Africans🫶🏼
Nice to see another fellow south African! 🇿🇦
Unfortunately when she made those two initial invasion into the water, she immediately alerted every croc in the area that something edible was moving in the water. It’s her own irrational ego that sets her up perfectly for the kill.
Definitely a “What Not To Do In Crocodile Infested Waters” lesson.
Considering she had been drinking I’m not surprised. On the other hand her companions had also been drinking and they were vastly more rational than her so... 😅
@@Boundwithflame23 I feel like she'd try to do something like that sober.
@@yeemawheaver1387 Probably
her emotion got the best of her while the rest was thinking logically. but hey, she deserved what happen to her.
Exactly! And a reason for young people drinking to have not only a designated driver but a designated sober person to stop them from stupid drunk stunts.
It’s tragic for a young person to die, but you have to be literally insane to mess about in a place called crocodile river
A lot of young people make the assumption that nothing bad will happen to them, that it’s all just a bunch of stories, because literally nothing bad has happened to them so far. Their lack of sense costs them dearly.
Or Steve Irwin 🤣🤣🤣
@@youtubename7819 I have to admit I did it once. I was 7yo and lived in Africa (Ivory Coast).
It could have been far far worse though, Hippos don't do quick kills, they drown you over and over then flip you over on their teeth impaling you dozens of times and then just leave you there.
@@kellyhorne4359 wasn’t funny bro
As someone with generalized anxiety, I find these videos comforting because they reinforce that great dangers in the world are generally known and predictable and you have to make a conscious choice to bring them on yourself
I feel that. I wouldn't say I am comforted but at least I know these are so unlikely and I'll never do anything too stupid or illegal
not at all
We went caving in S Carolina it was so scary and cold a fast current in about 10 minutes and then your out lay on your back elbows in and away you go lol
@@muffassa6739 Try making sense next time
I do too
David Adamson who arranged the Mossdale Cave expedition asked Jim Eyre if he wanted to join them in their trip into Mossdale. Eyre was an accomplished and very respected caver. He told them he wouldn’t be going into the caves, and neither should they as they would be playing “Russian Roulette with nature”. He referred to those caves as “Killers” way before the disaster occurred.
As it turned out, Eyre would end up going into Mossdale, as the leader of a group of cavers sent down as a rescue party for Adamson and the others who were trapped and unfortunately died down there
Shrouded Hand did an excellent video on the Mossdale tragedy, plus his voice is terrifying which really makes it sink in. Feeling that victory and then quickly realizing you have to go back out the same way. There really was a huge effort to try and save them and this was the late 60s (I think) so it's not like they had all this technology to help them. I mean just the name of each section is a big nope from me. It's so far from anything I've ever done I can't really put myself there.
@@ademoss80 p
9:28 its england mate it rains like every couple days like that nothing new hah...
As a mother, can I just say how FREAKING STRESSFUL hearing about all these young people making bad choices is?? Man. Great channel, I've loved binging it!
Keep in mind that this is a channel that (for good reason) massively cherrypicks only the interesting catastrophic stories, of course. For every one of these kids, there's another 1,000,000 of them out there being fairly sensible who therefore end up not having any interesting stories about them.
A lot of the stories on here could be summed up in 1 sentence lol@@gavinjenkins899
@@stephanienkurtz The child unintentional accident injury death rate in the USA is 8.5 in 100,000. And the LARGE majority of those will be car crashes and such, not wacky mis-adventures like this story. My number was actually probably very close to the real statistic.
Tough order being a parent, thank you 😊 ❤
@@gavinjenkins899But maybe eventually they'll have interesting stories written about them -- they lived to 95, 99, 105....
No one will ever tell the story of the cautious friend, who stopped someone from doing something very dumb and end up like those people. And yet, they're out there, and they've saved countless lives. It's ok to be cautious.
None of us really know how many times we've been saved without realizing it
True.
@@mud6866 Very true.
Your comment is huge, these people deserve lots of admiration for their diligence and care. Heroes
Yeah, exactly, the ones that felt something was wrong, they didnt ignore their gut feeling and also these people werent ment to die that day
What I've learned from you: don't ever go diving or caving.
Diving is great tho
You forgot the unholy combination: Cave diving. Don't do that either.
@@IvanInsulted agreed
Or to a National park 😂
@RoseySkull just don’t exist at all
I never see the hidden things because I am so wrapped up in watching and hearing the story unfold. What a storyteller!
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@@boepaynepill318 no way pal
@@senorpepper3405 yes was pal😅
@@senorpepper3405 they didn't find nothing but that boy. flip-flops 😅
@@boepaynepill318 I thought the same thing
I've been watching your videos for some time now, and as a South African, I was thrilled to hear a story about my country. Thank you Mrballen.
Side note,
I stay more or less in the center of the country, so the crocodile river is very far from here, and even hear we know NOT to swim in that river
I'm convinced that cavers and extreme divers are unwell.
Caving videos are pretty much the only videos that make me legitimately physically ill
I agree. 😂
I agree, I think they're adrenaline junkies.
They are dumb.
I would go caving when I was younger and that turned into pot holing so it involves under ground tight places and water. All great fun but I am older now and have not been in a long time. But I live in a places called North Yorkshire and I can drive just 5 mins and go out holing if I wanted too.
The sign: “STOP” the people: 👨🦯👩🦯
Right gotta add the whistle tho
see no sign, commit no trespass
If Customer Service has taught me anything it's that no matter how big the sign is...people aren't gonna read it.
Future signs will grab you, shake you, yell "IT SAYS DANGER, IDIOT!!", and pull a knife on you if you come back. And people will STILL fall into mystery holes 🤦♂️
At this rate you're just gonna have to add an electric field that shocks them if they step beyond that point
I grew up really close to Yellowstone. Norris Geyser basin is still one of my favorite places in the park. There are plenty of horror stories about falling into the hot springs, but the thing that got multiple tourists EVERY SINGLE YEAR (you could count on it) were the bison. Some idiot tourist would decide to go pet one and be gored. Sometimes the newspaper would say “A tourist from [insert any place in the world] is the first this year to be gored by a bison in Yellowstone.” And you could read between the lines that there would be more. smh
and signs are EVERYWHERE. it's willful stupidity.
Mr Ballen is the only true crimer that brings South African stories. I love hearing stories that we as a nation don't hear about
Nope. The channels Final Affliction and Scary interesting have plenty of stories both about South Africa. It was by watching them that this channel was recommended to me. 👍
I can’t for the life of me understand why people go into these caves. Just hearing that story has made my chest tight from anxiety.
It's all for the Thrill. Also Humans are natural explorers they will go anywhere and everywhere in search of information. Why do you think we're trying to go to Mars?
@@asandax6 so stupidity. Thrill is not a good enough reason to throw your life away. Space exploration holds different possibilities, such as future terraforming. However cave diving? For the lulz....
While you were telling the story I literally felt shortness of breath and anxiety. Im not Claustrophobic......BUT... a situation like this would MAKE me one. scary..
@@asandax6 Scientists creating unbelievably complicated technology to visit mars is not comparable to some guy with cave diving equipment going into a hole in the ground
Darwinism
This channel has only strengthend my deep seated hatred and fear of holes, caves, and deep water.
and stupid people
It's made me realize that nobody is an experienced outdoors man. Lol
Me too
same. deep water is scary.
And bugs
I find Mr Ballen extremely comforting and as a girl that tends to be very paranoid, I would feel comfortable and safe with him around.
Love the stories, the delivery and the silly Like Button jokes! ❤
Originally born and raised in South Africa and currently living in Canada I’ve been to that river many times coming from a big hunting and fishing family. Very few ppl realize how dangerous that river is.
You are a very smart person. Canada's vast wilderness is something I've always wanted to explore mostly as I study Geology but I'd figure without that kind of common sense ^ it'd be very easy to suffer an accident or something like this.
As a Zimbabwean born and bred, I'm so pleased to see how respectful you have been telling the story of limpopo and highlighting the dangers of it. Our country is extremely beautiful but just like Victoria falls, the are irresponsible people who risk their lives pushing the boundaries. 🇿🇼
God bless ya buddy
@@SeattleMarinerMan thank you friend, I trust you'll always be blessed 🙏
@@SeattleMarinerMan great name 🤣
I never heard of it until now. This guy is a narrator and a teacher. Everything looks amazing there too.
Why do you guys still call it Victoria falls?
In the second story I was thinking, “Well at least you would only be in pain for 1 minute.” Then I thought about doing a plank for a minute and realized. I minute is a LONG time to be feeling pain☹️...
You wouldn't be able to register the pain considering how instant your nerves start dying due to the temperature. Have you ever felt water so hot it felt cold? Its that except you can't feel anything
@@Gr33nP3as plus the initial adrenaline rush and shock would take away a lot of the pain
You probably go into shock pretty quickly.
I guess that's a positive thing your body can do
@@Gr33nP3as i would take it over the trapped in a sauna scenario. Would be such a drawn out and panic inducing way to die
None of the claustrophobic stories bothered me as much as the last one.. that marathon tunnel description was so detailed, and THAT'S why I love your storytelling!❤Not since Nutty Putty have I been so bothered😂
He told many stories of cavers and cave divers. I wonder if each one, moments before they die, think to themselves “how could I have ever, ever, EVER thought this was worth the risk?”
pretty sure the panic, and fight for survival, would keep them from thinking about stuff like that.
If I am ever in a situation in which my stupidity has put me there and my death is inevitable, I know what I will be thinking....I hope MrBallen tells my story!! 😂😂😂
@@AmyLynnRiley That’s funny 😆 - Cheers!
I love how Mr Ballen doesn't judge people when they make mistakes like story 2. He still tells it with empathy but with a hint of a warning why you should heed a warning
Very good point. He really is good about that.
I deleted my comment after reading yours, thank you.
@Sandy Brown hi Sandy, yeah I've noticed in every video he shows empathy and to a degree I feel sorry for the individuals involved and even feel the panic or stress they may have been in but obviously no where near the level they would feel. I just feel like even when people have broken rules there's no judgement we all do it hmthey are just human and thsts why it's so sad when it goes wrong because we are all human and all of us could to it. This chanel is unique in that there are not so many trolls making comments, probably because Navy Seal Ballen is the real deal and won't stand for it lol
@@0therun1t21 hi , what was your comment out of curiosity
its obvious that Mr. B is a mature and well rounded and firmly grounded person whom projects proper intellect upon his conversions with the stories he gives us... being a respectable son, parent, person, etc; like more people should be instead of making fun of a persons down fall or jealous of their rewards, etc... i wish he posted more and in longer format because i enjoy his attributes with his stories.
The Limpopo river is known as the "crocodile river" by the humans and "human meal alley" by the crocodiles!
i read that as "meat alley" :o
Lol
I'd make a joke about fast food but the food not being fast is kind of its problem.
It becomes the crocodile river through Phalaborwa
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
I've listened to MANY of Ballen's stories and I must say, scenarios where the victim(s) body has to remain where it is because it can't be recovered. How can one cope with that. Like that story of the man whose brother got caught in a sinkhole. He desperately tried digging his brother out but in a losing battle, he had no choice but to abandon him.
What kind of mental state would you be in years later?
Right?? Something about having to abandon their bodies is just so disturbing.
That's interesting to me. I'm someone who feels no value at all for bodies, and I struggle to understand why people care about a lifeless sack of meat that used to house a person.
@PickyMcCritical I get where you're coming from. I guess the best way, for example, as to why it's important to recover a victim's body is because, in a way, it brings kind of a closure in a way.
If I may ask, hypothetically speaking, if you lost someone close to you, would you be completely okay with not attending the open casket ceremony before the burial? Or even not attending the burial at all?
Of course there are also religious implications to it as well.
@@demar_viper_dukes Yeah I don't actually like funerals because it feels weird to me. The only reason I'd go to funerals for my mom/dad/etc is social pressure, and I'm considering not going anyway. Closure for me is about knowing how/why they died and what their last experiences were like.
I sort of wish I wasn't like this so I could better understand other people's feelings.
@PickyMcCritical Your view on funerals is very much valid. For many, knowing how and why someone died is enough for them. I agree there tends to be pressure at times. Many see funerals as more obligations than an actual wanting to go. There are many dynamics that goes along with funerals. Your outlook and mine are prime examples.
A few yrs ago, my gf and I went on 2 cave tours of different parts of Mammoth cave. They were beautiful, relatively short tours that didn't require much effort and we felt totally safe. Beyond that, I wouldn't want to put myself anywhere remotely close to the situations described in his stories.
The kind of caves Mr. Ballen's stories are about are called wild caves. Just like anything wild, rivers, animals, whatever, they can be dangerous. I prefer to walk than crawl so I stick to your kind of cave.
i went spelunking ONCE. it actually didn't bother me at all. it was a huge tall cave, almost all of it was walking. one part you had to flatten yourself to slip past, and one area was crawling. i would NEVER set foot in a cave that had any chance of flooding. HELL no. generally you can find that out, elevations and stuff are helpful. but yeah. the one in this story sounded horrendous even BEFORE the flood waters. even if they'd found air and lived through it, it woulda been horrendous.
“No one knows what’s beyond these rocks”.
I do! More rocks, caves, and water.
and a free ticket for the after life !
@@injectionletal66 with a scenic view!
24hrs straight! Number 1 lesson No diving in caves of any kind, no scuba diving, no free diving and definitely no hiking and camping. Stay my ass on the couch phew!
"but what if there's, like, aliens or something?"
sorry conspiracy bros but its just dark, dirt, water, and rocks.
the cenotes in the americas probably have interesting things like native artifacts otherwise, theres nothing but death or near death in water filled caves
Good boy
"Extremely fit, experienced cavers."
"The oldest was 26, the rest of them were teens"
Umm, WHAT?
ikr...I kinda wondered about that...maybe they were like all 17-19, but still...
Somebody had to be the leader. You wouldn’t send your kids caving unsupervised would you? I hope not.
@@benjamindoverii2841 that’s not what they were trying to say. They were pointing out that that said “Experienced and fit cavers” were teenagers
And the 26 year old took all the air, instead of switching
@@benjamindoverii2841 no matter what age, I would NOT let them go into this cave
I remember a story about the Morning Glory pool in Yellowstone-a man's dog ran into it, and he jumped in after.
I don't think I'll ever understand when people ignore the signage and verbal warnings that are given to you when you enter the park and throughout it. I visited when I was a kid, and there were still people who left their cars to take photos of a moose when we were driving to our campsite. Between that and how many times I saw people do the same thing when there were bison, I don't think many people seem to realize that just because an animal is an herbivore, doesn't mean it can't kill you.
I honestly think it’s a combo of zoos allowing common access to dangerous animals and the stunning feats of nature photo/videography that leads to so many tourists not realizing how much danger they’re in right up by a wild animal. Add in the thirst for social media content and it’s a perfect (deadly) storm.
I first thought he'd be telling the story of that man and his dog. That one really haunts me to this day. And I honestly understand him jumping after the dog, trying to save it, pretty sure my dad would do the same for our family dog
@@tezzanoia I never understand why people take dogs, unleashed, to these dangerous places where an accident like that could happen. I remember doing a mountain hike a few years back, at one point there's a short tunnel you have walk through (about 5 feet high and you can clearly see the exit at all times), this one couple had brought their dog, and it got so spooked by the tunnel that it almost ran off the edge of a sheer cliff, and would have if my friend hadn't grabbed it's collar. Definitely would have been traumatizing for everyone there...
I love hearing stories about South Africa, my home! The h in Phalaborwa is silent so it's pronounced Palaborwa. Life is really tough for many African people, especially Zimbabweans because of the damage that a previous president did for decades to the country. In South Africa they run the risk of facing xenophobia because so many locals don't have jobs so when non-South Africans are hired it can get some people frustrated and angry.
I couldn't help but smile ☺ when I heard him say "Falaborwa".
@@Rami_A I had to stop the video and hear it again. Eish our South African language/s can be tricky for others 🙂
I think a better name for cave exploration is “casket shopping”
Yes lmao 😆
Hell yeah it is!!
Caving and especially water caving really by far must be the stupidest, moronic, ridiculous, praying for a horrible death hobbies that I've ever heard of.
They're right up there with free climbing giant slippery mountains, but at least climbing you're in the fresh air and sunshine and there's a view. But you're likely to fall off a cliff after struggling every muscle in your body 1st.
Yeah sounds like a great time.
@@ronmckee9019 you are SO right. I just do not understand. For some adrenaline go jump out of an airplane, that's what I do
@@melissapalazzi3767 lol I just said that in my post, I'll jump out of a perfectly good airplane before I ever ever go into some cave that's half underwater.
Dissolved in acid alive. What a terrible way to go.
More efficient than cremation tho.
And I always thought drowning was a bad way to go but drowning in boiling acid is turning it up to eleven
I 💕💕💕💕 love to read comments!!!!😧😧😧🤒🤒🤧🤧😨😨
They are full 🌝🌕 of chaos
(◕ᴗ◕✿)(θ‿θ)(θ‿θ)(θ‿θ)ʘ‿ʘʘ‿ʘ(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Not just Acid, BOILING ACID 😵😵
All you can do is hope your nervous system shuts down fast enough.
I love how Mr. Ballen is always giving us mischievous tips on how to torture this poor innocent Like button.
Love the "I've got a bad feeling about this, I dont want to do this anymore" stories. Love them!!
"Crocodile-infested cave"
How to grab the attention of the adventurous spelunker.
What can go wrong?
Regrets seconds later
Nah nah that's how you get the attention of idiots. I enjoy exploration, I'm not gunna go somewhere that'll kill me
River puppies!!!
Ain’t no fat lizards stopping a bunch of drunk Texans with shotguns. I’ll round up a few of my friends, grab a few cases, and head out there and show y’all how it’s done
I’ve never been so drunk that I wouldn’t understand not to go swimming in Crocodile River, and I’ve been really drunk.
SAME . Man , I've been SNAKE TURDS drunk and it would not remotely have occurred to my one half a remaining brain cell to take a dip in the Limpopo .
Ha
I've been drunk enough to eat wet leaves off the ground because they're shiny, but never drunk enough to swim with apex predators in their natural habitat without a cage between us.
Hey some ppl get in their car and wind up killing ppl. I guess it happens
There is a beautiful safe lake near my house, where locals like to swim...
Recent years it's overrun by loud city dwelling tourists, maybe it's time to start nicknaming it Crocodile-lake to scare them away.
That is truly cruel Mr. Ballen, even if it’s the like button. My daughter went for coffee for me once. She went to store came back and put my coffee in the canister and made me a pot. I thought she was a godsend!!! Then the next day I started to feel sick. By the third day I was ready to go to the hospital. I felt really bad and weird. Told my husband I thought something was really wrong with me. He said he would take me when he got home from work. When he got home he had me get ready while he took garbage out…well he saw the coffee container in the recycling bin and seen green!!! My daughter got me decaffeinated coffee!!! That’s all I drink all day!!! I was going through withdrawals… it was horrible!
A cave exploration story that suddenly turns into a cave diving story: Peak Mr. Ballen.
Fun fact:
In Yellowstone, (I think it was some hot springs, I can't remember exactly) early explorers who first saw this often said it was "where Hell bubbled up to the surface".
They had never seen anything like this, and it terrified them. It was beautiful, but it could be the way to a horrible death. Because of this, they felt that it was made to lure you in and then kill you. It was a complete death trap.
For several years, no one believed that there was a place that "Hell came to the surface" and made fun of the explorers who claimed to have saw it.
Now it is one of the most famous places in the park.
John Coulter, who was a part of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, is the explorer who came across Yellowstone; no one believed him when he told what he saw. John Coulter discovered Yellowstone after he was part of the expedition.
There is another VERY interesting story about John Coulter. He was alone when he was seen by some Blackfeet Indians of present day Montana. He ran and hid in an underwater cave over which water poured. The Blackfeet warriors who looked for him didn’t find him, after they left he was able to leave his hiding place and escape from from them.
These Blackfeet warriors had a reputation for being exceptionally fierce.
did i ask?
@@judithhodges9379 Blackfeet warriors used to be in constant conflict with mountain men. (seasonal trappers and trail blazers)
There are several American folk heros who were known for killing dozens of Blackfeet.
Thank you for commenting. i’d read some true, early stories about the Blackfeet tribe’s extraordinary fierceness. But, hadn’t heard the other side, about their tribe being killed.
I knew the Shoshone tribe was very afraid of them. The true story I studied took place in 1840, after the Lewis and Clark Expedition, which was in the early 1800’s.
What the hell are you guys talking about? So many comments on this channel seem to get deleted for no reason.
I can only imagine how relieved those 4 people who gave up on going further into the cave must've felt
It was 2 that didn't want to do it anymore so that's when two other's help them get back. I wonder if they have/had Surviver's guilt? Hope not cause that's just terrible & the other's that died just sad 😔
The mossdale is since explored alot by youtuber Simon Beck. m.ruclips.net/channel/UCAPZi_wzUqV0-bl750jJCQQ
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@@boepaynepill318 No.
@@boepaynepill318 Two things:
1. Stop spamming the comments.
2. Cite your sources.
The hot spring death scene in Dante's Peak scarred me for life.
I wonder if those ten extremely fit, extremely experienced cavers bothered to check the weather forecast?! I wonder how accurate the weather forecast would have been in 1967.
weather forecasts are no guarantee though. we see that time and again.
I have been to Yellowstone and no way would I ignore the warning signs. It never ceases to amaze me how irresponsible and stupid people can be to ignore warnings and think they will be one of the lucky ones to conqueror/survive/beat the odds.
A new phenomenon is selfie deaths.At places like the Grand Canyon people ignore the caution signs and get close to the edge for the “special “ selfie and fall .
Never underestimate the ability of people to be stupid. We were at the Grand Canyon in 2001, back before everyone had a camera on their phone and most pictures were on film; before social media. And yet, some Australian dude was out on this big rock that overhung the massive hole in the earth, acting the fool. One misstep and he would have been gone.
@@afghansoffthehook542 My cousin showed me pictures of where she crawled at least 20 feet on a 3 foot bridge to an eroded outcropping. Talk about reckless!
The rangers in Yellowstone love to tell the story of the man who jumped into a hotspring to try to save his friend's dog, who had apparently also jumped in. Everyone screamed at him not to, but he did it anyway. He wasn't able to save the dog, but did manage to get back to the edge where his friend was able to haul him out (getting 2nd degree burns on his feet in the process). His entire body was covered in 3rd degree burns and he died the next day. Pretty sure the rangers like telling that to as many people as possible to reinforce the whole "STAY ON THE PATH" thing.
Love the people trying to get pics with the fluffy cows and bears.
Literally every one of your caving stories makes me feel physically sick. I’m never going caving. Or diving. And most certainly not cave diving!
Lol. Cave diving
That's the hallmark of great storytelling, the power to just transport you there. And and no caves. Or diving.
Diving is amazing if you are responsible and dive to the level of your training. You’ll never catch me in a dry cave though.
When I was a kid I got buried alive in a cave in. I was with my dad and his best friend. I was buried for over 12 hours and saw my dad best friend die in front of me. This was in 1984. I have severe claustrophobia. I love Mr. Ballen stories, but I can't listen to any of the cave or scuba diving stories.
CAVE DIVING,
FFF THAT.
As fan of the documentary blackfish, which is all about Tillicum, the orca, I am fascinated to learn that Daniel jumped into the manatee exhibit before. Why the hell would they let him in Seaworld again Seaworld is so negligent.
I've resigned myself to never finding the secret in each episode due to how amazing your story telling ability is. You literally keep my attention fixed on the story the entire time. I applaud your story telling expertise. ❤😊
Welp after binge watching 16 episodes of places you cant go I've come to 1 conclusion, ALWAYS listen to the signs and fuck scuba diving
Couldn't agree more
After watching several of these. Fuck these stupid dangers. I’ve wanted to jump into the Yellowstone hot springs ever since I played RDR2 and saw their rendition of them. Stupid acidity and heat.
Believe that bruh I like to swim but on the surface of water lol not hundreds of feet below
@@art3mis728 do you die in red dead? I think I remember them as there was something near them I needed, maybe one of them mystery things in your note book. been ages since I played that. I have been on a hiatus from computer games while I try and paint my 40k armies. I always get side tracked from my minis by computer games, so just not playing them at all while I get some painting done.
@@D00M3R_MAVS yeah, you do sadly.
Every time someone gets "pulled violently under the water", my dumbass imagination runs wild and I always forget crocodiles exist.
My brain went to a hole in the water that sucks you under water. Like magma in minecraft.
I tend to imagine extremely dangerous currents like drowning machines, rips, undertow, etc.
Hahaha me too!!!
Jaws
I thought it was an anaconda lol
That one minute of burn time would be the longest minute of your life. I tried to imagine the pain I know of getting burned and started counting. Got to about 20 seconds and said omg, that would be a HORRIBLE way to die! Edit: those caving stories are creepy. I used to explore caves when I was younger, never to the point where crevices were so tight you couldn't squeeze through, but after hearing so many of Ballen's stories, I look back and think how dangerous it was to explore caves. Yikes!
I absolutely love this videos. They are so scary for me I feel so nervous while listening. Scarier than murder stories honestly
It’s official. I’m addicted to this channel. I’m never leaving my house.
He also posts videos in which people get killed at their home😂
Same. I wish I would of found this channel when covid hit, would have made lock down much more satisfying.
It’s the greatest thing I’ve come across. The man sure knows how to tell a story. I’m addicted.
It’s official: I’m buying the Phillips One Blade since it was an ad on his channel
Ditto
His backgrounds: ✨🍄🍃
His stories: ☠️🔪⛓
Am I wrong?
Yes
@@josebarrera4389 lmao💀
you really arent wrong-
Ok I almost had to stop watching the third story. I couldn’t imagine being in that cave. NEVER will I EVER go into a cave!!!!🤦♀️
@@cathystrong4314 that's the right answer.
Never thought I would love listening to someone narrate short stories like this. Great content 👍🏽
I just want to say thank you to you & your team for these videos!!! I haven't stopped watching for days!!!!
There is a difference between "victim" and "volunteer". If it's the THIRD time you jump into a river with "crocodile" in the name..you are volunteering. 😳
Volunteering to be a human sacrifice 😂 to keep the Crocs fed lol
she volunteers and tribute!
What would you call Steve irwin
A volunteer. Though he has more credibility than some random person jumping into a crocodile infested river.
@@DEFW21 The Crocodile Hunter 😉
After some of these stories I feel like some Ooompaloompas should come out and sing a cautionary song.
🎵Oompa loompa doopededoo, don't go in the water or the crocs will eat you. 🎵
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't go into that cave or no one will find you
I agree. Kinda like cleansing your palate to have good thoughts.
😪
I have been in hospital for 4 days your amazing ability to tell stories has gotten me through these days ❤ even gave some of the nurses talking about them😂
Found your channel and haven’t stopped watching it!! Love your videos man! The way you tell these stories is very very good!
Not often do we have smart people in this series....I applaud the two novice cavers, not only for going back, but for insisting on having two experts go with them.
I know it's old, but with every caving group I've joined on a trip, there's a very real group sense of brotherhood. Likely as not, there was no argument, just a casual request for volunteers to see who'd help get them out. If someone's not comfortable with something underground, there's practically a stampede of help being offered to see to them getting out SAFELY, no matter the issue or "skill level" of the person who needs to get out.
...AND since traumatic experiences are a major killer of enthusiasm, EVERYONE worth their salt in caving takes special care of "new people". It takes some serious convincing for them to not "baby you to death"... haha...
OH they most certainly WILL "haze" you, but only once they've started to get used to you being okay with it... AND the more sporting you can get, the more fun they'll have. BUT the reality is that we actually WANT MORE PEOPLE interested in caving, and we know we're not going to get it by torturing anyone on their first trip... SO if anyone needs out for ANY reason, someone WILL drop everything else to help them out... ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I hope as many people as possible are traumatised for life from crawling inside caves.
If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.
@@wham7125 Just grab a flashlight and go. Don't share your caving destination outside of the friends you bring along with you, and keep any new-found wild cave locations to yourself. Good luck!
Your interest starts with yourself! Provided you even survive, you'll have added however many friends who joined to the newly traumatized...
Look. I've been stuck to a degree of needing rope we didn't have, and then my light(s) went out before the group could return with the rope. I spent several hours in the FOR REAL dark... AND I still love it down there. We've never left anyone, and our group might be a tad on the rough hewn side, but they're dependable great people to have around... One of the old guys warded off a biker-gang with nothing but his Colt 1911's under his poncho... to save the campsite and the beer (of course)... Conventions frequently feature coed naked Ramen Noodle wrestling... and plenty of other antics, and second-hand gear gets traded and "passed down" to nearly any "noob" for just reaching out with an interest.
It's actually one of the safest "extreme sports" you can get involved with... SO LONG AS YOU LEARN AND FOLLOW THE RULES. 90% of these horror stories come about because people DON'T follow (and half don't bother to learn) the rules. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I don't think you understand...
@@wham7125 You wanted to know how to advance traumatizing people for life by crawling in caves, and I told you how to do it. Go BREAK the rules with them in tow. If you can manage to survive the ordeal, you can recover and repeat. What's to understand??? ;o)
They should put up a sign where it lists the people who have died in these places to scare or warn others.
With pictures in memorium....and those who enter should be asked to provide their picture before going in because they could be added to that sign.
Agreed !!
You would think a Grime Reaper sign would be enough...People: I'll take my chances anyways "👀"
They would need a dang billboard.
There's this story of this kid who went into a hot spring that was shallow. Home boy got his feet melted off in yellowstone. Though that's only a story. It scares people awah
Marathon tunnel is 900 ft. long. That is .17 of a mile! 10” high, 2 feet wide with others in front of you and behind you. Absolutely no way in hell would i ever do such a thing. The insanity. The watery grave insanity. Thank you Mr Ballen for the Amazing story telling. I’ve been binging for 4 months. Nothing better.
As a South African I love how I can follow this story
❤
I’m a 64 year old woman living in a big old house alone and your stories scare the hell out of me. I love it! Your great 👍🏻 keep them coming!!!!
If thats you in your profile pic, you look damn good for 64! Youre very pretty!
@@MidnaBoss lol 😂 it’s me. Good lighting.
Omg girl ud love RezTKF if u enjoy scary stories I promise ull end up binge watching lol 😺❤
wow! from your profile pic you kinda look like whats her name ughh oh drew barrymore
@@frankieverona5353 thanks 😊 I love Drew , we both have those big 👀 eyes lol 😂
Im a fan of not only the strange, dark and mysterious, but of Mr. Ballen himself
I love dark stuff
Same!! Hahah
He liked ur comment
As a South African 🇿🇦, I had a little giggle at the pronunciation of the girls last name. Well tried Mr Ballen 👍😄 love 💗 your channel …. Have been OD’ing for the past two weeks, hopefully 🙏 I won’t run out any time soon 🤞🏻
How is it properly pronounced? I've wondered about that name many times.
I have been watching these videos one by one. After watching the first ten I thought that I wouldn't be surprised any more. But the Mossdale cavern incident shook me up. Truly horrifying😰
That's what I keep thinking. Every once and a while one of these stories really get's me 😨
Didn't know I was a fan of the strange dark and mysterious delivered in story form until I found this channel 👍
@David Russell here’s a link for ya that’s NOT told but,the truth 👉🏽 ruclips.net/video/DC32O5_54XE/видео.html 👈🏽 Enjoy some truth about something that does in fact exist, and we are not the only intelligent beings on this world 100%
If u like scary stories to, u should look up RezTKF his stories an narration are on point 💯🔥
Look up Dark Waters, he is one of the best :)
The cave story, every cave story literally makes my skin crawl. Not claustrophobic, but F that!
Hey girl if u like scary stuff check out RezTKF I figure it might help u during quarantine lol 😁❤
EXACTLY!!!!!! Same here. I enjoy small cozy places BUT.............. Not to the point where i may or may NOT be able to get out.
Well I am claustrophobic so super fuck that
I've not seen whether you've told about what happened at Ramree Island in 1945, Mr Ballen. Do look into it if you haven't. You tell stories so well!!!!!!!
Definitely need more of these top 3 places , there's so many others you could , Ural mountains have atleast 4 cases , lots of artic explorations in early 1900s to find the northwest passage etc were fatal . Very interesting stuff
The scariest story of all:- Mr Ballen's relationship with the like button
😆 😆
😆😆😆
Him and the like button are going to court tomorrow
Were close friends
You know they are going to die if they are “Experienced”
Roll the dice enough times, and your luck will run out
I was very surprised when he mentioned that 5 of them were still teenagers. No teenager can possibly be an experienced caver.
😭😭😭
@@annehaight9963 unless they come from a long line of cavers, and their parents started the kids young 🤷🏿♂️. They probably won't get the Parents of the Year award but it isn't for everyone anyway.
why would anyone want to craw through tight spaces for fun, underground.
Does anyone else just feel anxiety/panic when Mr.Ballen talks about these small spaces these people go into? I have binged watch so many of these episodes and this one really gave me that anxiety/panic feeling when he was describing the small amount of space in the cave those people traveled through. After watching a lot of these I know that I will never be an avid caver or scuba diver. 🤷♀️
You told this story so well I was literally holding my breath when they reached the part about the water about to come in!
And here we are, back again for another one.
Always😁😍
Never missed one
Went back and listened to the whale dude again...that was a true wook!
Back at it again with the white Vans
Never missed one
I love how he tells the stories with so much detail that it looks like he experienced it himself
Yes...his hand and head gestures seem like he remembers ducking his head, swatting spiders off his jacket, getting hotter and hotter... Good way to.make us feel the action.
I'm glad I ran into this channel. I was looking for something to watch making fun of people doing stupid things but the video end up pretty entertaining and informational. I never knew these places exist. Thank you.
Such an amazing story teller, at moments my chest was tight feeling super claustrophobic
"Should we make a bridge over the crocodile infested river? Naa"
Lmfaooo
A bridge over a border sounds good...
How about make a cemented giant brick over the so called "hot spring"
Nah that would cost a tiny blood diamond worth 2 chickens. Not worth the 39 kids saved from horrible deaths
To much work
When my children are old enough I am going to have them watch your videos for an education. May save their lives.
Especially the girls.
Huh?
Geraldine Rice I was thinking specially if I had a boy as boys are known to take more risks and hurt themselves or die in accidents. But I support it depends how adventurous or stupid the kid is.
For real
But if they watch the videos now ur kids won't be abducted on a trip to the forest by goblins,power rangers,ets,fairies,aliens,stinky witches,thunder cats or godzilla
I always tell my husband would be awesome to go camping with Mr. Ballen sit by the fire and hear these stories!
I literally got the worst anxiety listening to the story about the people in the cave that flooded.
He’s gonna be the kids favorite grandpa listening to all these stories
The kids: 😐
@@jg9561 nah if i was the kid I'd be interested fasho
I’m pretty sure that was what it was like before there was RUclips 😂
(Yes I was alive then)
@@jg9561 I think you mean this : 😵😱
I’m sure his SIL’S and DIL’S will love him so much after they take their horrified children home!!!!😩
Everytime I hear one of his caving stories I take deep breaths and think how glad I am to be sitting in the comfort of my warm, dry, spacious house. I will NEVER understand why people want to put themselves into those cave situations!
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@@boepaynepill318 source ?
@@06chrysler1991 Source like when them Catholic Priests Raped them little whiteboys or when a racist cop clips an unarmed blackkid
@@06chrysler1991 my source is Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy
@@06chrysler1991 instead of worrying about my source you should be worrying about the white women that Ted Bundy, Meth and Herion mistreated and the Catholic Priests and jeff epstein victims...all white 😅
love watching these when i’m on the treadmill 😭😭 i lose track of time thank youuuuu
Love your videos! Keep up the great work.
2 things i’ve learned from mr ballen 1 never go cave diving 2 never wage a prank war against him
I’m with you on the first one. However I don’t understand the second. ???.
@@cassiecraft8856 it’s about his constant war against the like button lol
@@cassiecraft8856 at the beginning of every video he urges us to prank the like button(hope that clears it up a bit)
100%
3 listen to warning signs 4 that weird feeling means something
WAIT IM SORRY?! WHY IS JUST THE THOUGHT OF CROCODILES NOT HOLDING HER BACK.?
@CRF.Channel97 yeah true
Blame it on the alcohol .
Friends and bf had a lil more sense than her but not enough to prevent her from killing herself
Alcohol Bravery
The crocodile on the Lacoste shirt looks friendly 😌
@@oratile1977 i mean that is true
that is just so scarey in that cave i was gasping for air just whatching this vid great storys pal great content az allways
I had no idea diving was so dangerous until watching these videos.😅
She was brave enough to go into the river.........NO, she was stupid enough!!!
@Gerrit Peacock Exactly!!
@@lyddlebit5818 Bravery would be the word if there was a noble selfless intention behind the act, stupidity is the case with these ones, people who do not value their lives are STUPID.
@@eyobassey5106 yes exactly! Great explanation
@@lyddlebit5818 Agreeing with Eyo here. Being brave is used to describe those in the military, firefighters, people put themselves in danger to HELP others, not to do something “fun”. If the only way you can have fun is by having near death experiences, then something is wrong with you. Sorry.
You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to do what that person did.
who else watched a single MrBallen video and has been binge watching everything after that
Guilty.
Yep. That's pretty much the situation.
Ditto...started yesterday and now I'm on a roll
I'm about 3 days in ... I there's no end in sight . I'm completely hooked on these stories and Mr Ballen is an amazing storyteller!
Who? Me? Nooooo wayyy. Yes. Yes. Okay. Count me in.
One of, if not the best story teller I’ve ever listened to.