2010 Canadian IMP Omelette with Salsa MRE Review Individual Meal Pack Tasting Test
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- Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2019
- Notoriously hailed as one of the worst Canadian IMP menus ever made, Omelette with Salsa has a very descriptive nickname. Find out if it is a well deserved one, or is this menu actually not bad and one that should still be made? Find out, if you have the courage!
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™ 
Развлечения
The only person in the world who can mutter the phrase, "That tastes like coffee instant type 2 from the early 70s", with the upmost confidence.
9:32
Upmost
You are correct.
*utmost
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve: “This is horrendous”
*takes another bite*
And that’s why we love him.
"Product of USA" Well _there's_ your problem! I've noticed US rations have a dubious relationship with eggs at the best of times.
Steve has no fear!
So we never have to.
It could be worse. I remember the ‘lung in a bag’ ham omelette from the 1980s. I’d get nostalgic, but ... urrrph ... I might vomit. Steve is a better man than I am.
"There's no crunch."
Apparently, Steve usually eats his eggs whole.
He meant a crunchy cracker or some hard tack from the 1800s.
wait yall eat your eggs without the shell?
TheDeadMeme27 do you eat bananas with or without the shell
@@VioletMarbitz it depends on the mood. although i do prefer it without the shell because it tastes kinda grainy and starchy
@@TheDeadMeme27 with a tart undertone. Amirite? ;)
Doctor: Steve, I'm sorry but you have diabetes.
Steve: what kind?
Doctor: ...type 2
Steve: Nice!
Christian Parente nice m'kay so here we have some cereal bar that may kill me
Christian Parente lol
LMAOOOOOOOO
Christian Parente underrated 😂😂😂
Let's put the insulin out onto a tray
I want Steve to slap me the same way he slapped that packet of hot chocolate
We all do. Not bad...
It does something to our brains
Nice
time stamp !???
mkay
Of course Steve has food from before 2010 in his fridge lmao
Do these thing even last 9 years?
ForeverRuthless steve is immune to gone off food
ForeverRuthless i have the same question xD
...if you consider people as food...
Gotta build an immunity to botulism, eh?
"I got older food in my fridge"
*I sit patiently waiting for him to find the ancient Roman war rations out from behind the civil war hardtack*
I mean, it'd literally be some sort of hardtack and jerky most likely. Back then, they couldn't preserve food very well due to lack of processing knowledge, and so, if they tried to have the food the same as they do today, the entire army would be sick from food poisoning. Typically, for a good meal, they would throw shit into a cauldron and make a stew or otherwise similar food.
Fossilized bread, cheese, meat, and solidified olive oil and wine- nice!
And garum, the Romans wouldn't go anywhere without their garum (fermented fish sauce).
Don't forget the Pecorino Romano. That'd be a fine time.
@@JeffDeWitt Actually, garum is still available to this day in some Mediterranean countries I believe. Would love to try it. :)
Steve: *takes bite*
Steve: Thats Absolutely Horrendous
Also Steve: *eats entire omelette*
Nice!
🤣🤣
Waste not want not 🤷
mans gotta eat
I eat something but tastes bit bad I will still eat it like what Steve did and once I had gotten McDonalds medium sweet tea and for some odd reason it had some taste of coffee in it and it did not taste great but I ended up drinking it anyway and I also don't like wasting food or drinks. XD
“Look at that.... looks like dirt!
Let’s try some...”
*snarfs a spoonful*
Make it into a stew!
Snarf.
@@yokai.chaser Snurf
"mmm... Nice!"
Me out here putting sugar and milk in my coffee, and Steve over here eating just straight coffee from the spoon
"2010? That feels like yesterday."
When you routinely eat fifty year old food.
50 is a rookie number now. He routinely eats 75 year old food.
Right
I like when he said he had food older than that in his fridge. LMAO!!!
9 year old porridge
Steve: That's perfectly fresh.
LMFAAOOOO not porridge 😂😂😂😂
Jimbo Sure is relative to everything else he eats
BS Corvin what about the rare occasion where he gets a rancid cheese spread?
10*
Its got 420 likes...cant ruin it...
"Petit pain".
The smol hurt.
Kat Tsun 😂
😂
Pain bread ;-;
A miniature Can 'O Whoop-ass
For people who don't know french, "Petit Pain" means "Small bread" in English
At some point Steve should open a restaurant where they only serve his favourite ration items from different vintages. "Sir, today's special is dry hardtack from eightteenhundredsomething. It has a strong taste of mothballs and pairs really well with this slighty impared 75 years old coffe istant type 1."
Also the name of the restaurant should be "Steve's botulism lottery"
Don't be ridiculous. Steve is keeping all that Type-1 for himself. XD
"Nice hiss."
@@Pyrethryn also works as a restaurant name. maybe "ration roulette" could also fit
Opens beer for customer at table
Steve - "nice hiss"
Steve's Salmonella Steakhouse
Steve: *takes bite of omelette*
Steve's stomach: "let's get this out on a tray...."
LMAO ;D
Also Steve: NICE
Guts of steel😎
Okay, that made me giggle.
That deserves a heart from Steve! Hilarious!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only way to Steve's heart
is to be Instant Coffee Type 2
Pure gold !
*coffee, instant, type 2
@@kuronoch.1441 Fruit gummy, I want.
😂
LOL good one he loves that type 2....
When steve said "spoiled" you cant imagine how bad that can be
bonk ibonk trust me, it’s somehow worse when it’s the only thing you’ve got to eat
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Half the shit he's eaten, yeah no. If Steve says it's bad, it's bad.
.
That hot chocolate smack was felt in fucking Ireland
Bread in the pineapple juice: "This is my idea of a wild time these days." LOL
"In the end of days" maybe you mean?
Nice.
Having some pineapple pizza flashbacks
Out of context that is amazing. XD
Oh yeah.
As a 35 year old woman, I totally understood
"I have older food than that in my fridge."
We believe you.
"Tiny bit at the bottom, who cares about that"
Tiny bit at the bottom: :(
Somedays, I feel like Tiny bit at the bottom.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
😂
"tastes like instant coffee type 2 from the 70's" my boy just dropping vintages like they're fine wine
Steve: "What is that?"
*Pours the Omelette out on the Tray*
Steve: *Blarp*
Did he gag right then?
An apt description, really
8:24 xD
His stomach 0.02 microseconds later: *quack*
"There are some things in life that should've never been attempted." What a savage Steve
😂
@Susan Ananda yep
Lol you’re one of those things
Like Vomelette
“Oh yea, classic.....bread. Petit pain. I miss the old pain bread.”
You can just add broken glass to any bread.
Very progressive of the Canadians to make an IMP for toothless soldiers
Welcome to Canada
Apparently they make them in Japan too. All they have is rice in them with super mushy meat lol
Well when the unoffical National sport is Hockey, it's a common enough issue to be considered.
@@icantthinkofaname15 Ahh yes puréed pork buns, my favorite
We are very progressive after all
Steve: "It smells good, smells great" *moves the omelette closer to the camera*
My dumb ass: *tries to smell it*
😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao i can imagine it tho
I think you mean “OUR dumb assES”, Sir.
"this is like classic canadian ration hot chocolate when it goes bad"
jesus that accuracy's a bit worrying how many stale hot chocolates have you had
More than the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a totsie-pop
@@TJ-bg4fw So more than three and a huge chomp?
@@kabob0077 some where in that range yes
@@TJ-bg4fw I knew it
In the early 1980's we had the original IMP lung in a bag, the universally hated plain omelette. There was no hot sauce or salsa to mask the flavour which made it even worse.
The canteen cup is always half full with Steve. You have to sort of admire that
Or is it half empty
"I've got older food in my fridge"......Steve my man I totally believe you!
Girls get you a man who looks at you the way Steve looks at Type II coffee.
Get a clone of Steve*
@@shadowcockrell8278 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*_he enjoys stirred instant coffe type II_*
Smooth, strong... slightly acidic.
I've just found your channel and am enjoying it immensely, watching from the most recent. Up until now, this has all been fun - your opinions on moist towelettes and sports drink, your catch phrases, the history...
But this episode has actually solved a problem for me!
I'm disabled and rely largely on pre-made meals, both fresh and frozen. (I KNEW the fettucine was going to suck, because they always do.) And you've just helped me articulate what is wrong with many of them, and also how I can fix it.
TEXTURE! Add some crackers and so many of the meals would be instantly improved. I'm going to try it and will report in if you'd like.
Much love from Australia,
Catherine
"I miss the old pain bread"
Yeah, I miss the old torment tea. Good times, man.
I miss Regular Nature chips.
😂😂
I'm laughing so hard it scared the cat. 😂😂
The bag of pain
@@jessicare5331 That reminded me of the house of pain lol.
😂
Me every time Steve uploads: "NICE"
m'kay
LemonTweast lets get this out on a tray...nice, ‘mmkay 🤓😎😋
It smells good too... Look at that bread!
James Ritter Nice hiss!
When you realize the 80’s is almost 40 years ago not 20
Oh god...
I'm getting old...
Just realised I'm 43! Shit where did the time go 😮
@@daisydippy9793 im 30 already, than god i grew up in the 90's
When u realize 2010 was almost 10 years ago
EL JØrge so you were born in 90s.... it’s 2019, and you’re 30?
Steve probably has a cryogenically frozen Tyrannosaurus in his fridge, tbh.
"...it looks like this T-rex has already fossilized.. let's give it a bite."
He already ate it
8:10 The way he stayed quiet, zoomed in and did a little *bleh* when he dumped the omelet i just couldn't
vomelettes are bad no matter what country they originate in, huh steve
I feel like fresh veggie omelets are hard enough to do. I stopped ordering them at diners lol
British mushroom omlete, piping hot with tabasco sauce was pretty damn good when you're hungry.
It came from Wornick in the US so it looks like a retread from our MREs after soldiers threatened mutiny for having it in there.
@@mysock351C LOL, of course. If our soldiers won't touch that stuff, pawn it off to one of our allies.
The key to eat Aborted Fetus in a Bag is lots of Tabasco sauce.
Has a friend named "Smitty" reinforces how cool he is.
If it turns out to be Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen, that would make him even cooler.
....I have a really close friend called Smitty. I am uncool like a mofo.
Lmaooo like Spencer with Socko
animalmother556x45 oh no you are definitely cool bro
@@MACMETALFACE Well, I appreciate that
I made an audible, "ew" when that omelette slid out of the pouch like a turd.. lol
It looked like the plastic bag was giving birth and that was what came out.
13:16 - the roller coaster of facial expressions is hilarious!
When you'd rather watch Steve eat 10 year old oatmeal over the most polished over-edited vlogger ANY old time!
Seeing Steve eat a vlogger would be more interesting than the omlette, at least.
@@seegeebus571 English is a beautiful language..
@@ElixirOfEuphoria "nice lets get you on a tray"
don't you just love the English language
Steve: *puts bread into pineapple juice*
“this is my idea of a wild time these days”
Total Hank Hill moment
"2010, I've got food in my fridge older then that" -Steve
The fact I've seen you rehydrate 1960's spaghetti & enjoy it I fully believe that statement sir.
“2010 feels like yesterday” damn Steve giving me nostalgia
"Is that a vitamin, or a mint, or the instant towel. We'll see."
... wait those require different methods for testing. Hope he doesn't eat a towel.
Would not surprise me if he actually ate a towel.
"...nice?"
I thought it might be a water purification tablet.
Well, even Steve needs his fiber, LOL
@James Ritter
This is true
5:15 Did Steve just porno spank that hot chocolate!? I thought he only got that excited about US Instant Coffee type 2!
0:30 "I have older food in my fridge"
I only believe that because Steve said it.
He has world war 2 era food.
Steve out here looking like Reviewbrah's older brother
It's his time travelling grandfather from the war of 1812.
Thought I was the only one to see it
Vomlette 2: Electric Boogaloo
BolbiiS and it’s every bit as stanky as part 1 😃
japan : "we have the softest omelette in the world"
2010 canadian mre : "hold my egg"
can we really be sure there's actual eggs in it though
@@NoEntertainment mehh probably just soy extract
@@NoEntertainment That's because they held the eggs.
Do we have the softest omelette in the world? Wouldn’t surprise me. We are the ‘est’ of most of the things in the world.
" I have older stuff in my fridge"
*Literally has vintage MREs in fridge*
Anyone else get the feeling he goes out of his way to do these while he's hungry? Like, really, Really hungry.
Steve: "horrendous"
Smashes whole thing
Now when Mr Steve drops an episode, you grab a beer and some chicken and enjoy the show. My man. Always a pleasure watching these videos with you
Some beer & chicken.. now that made me laugh it really does sound like a nice combination. Thanks man glad you could stop by
@@Steve1989MRE love the content!! i also agree with the beer and chicken haha
A good beer and some canned chicken from 1953, it doesn't get any better!
I’m convinced that all of Steve’s meals are MRE’s
I was shocked to hear he has a fridge.
legend has it, he hasnt been to the bathroom in years
I love how pleased with himself Steve was when he made the "wild time" joke after putting the bread in the pineapple juice. What a cutie.
An average egg has about 6g of protein and that "omelette" only has 8g... yeah, something ain't right.
Guessing it was made from liquid, vaguely egg-like substance ("substitute")? Used those briefly at one of my old jobs. Customer reaction was so strongly negative we switched back to real eggs in less than a month.
@Sad Trophy Wife Guess there's nothing like a good egg.
Sad Trophy Wife It’s in our DNA to eat eggs, just like meat.
Reminds me of the old M*A*S*H episodes where the cooks would make scrambled eggs with a 50lb sack of powdered eggs and water in a huge pot.
"That looks like dirt"
"Let's try some out"
😂
Seeing you put that omelet on the tray gave me bad flashbacks for when I was a Canadian army Cadet when I had this back in 2010. It was in date but it was still disgusting, an hour later after breakfast we went on an 8km run on the trail, and halfway through I had to stop to throw up cause of that damn omelet. So glad they took it out and added beans with maple syrup instead.
What I enjoy the most besides the commentary is the fact that you eat the full ration and not just a bite here and there. I look forward to more of your work. Hopefully more often!
Petit pain.... not to be confused with the grande pain whilst passing the remnants of that vomlette about 4 hours after consumption.......
The people who downvote Steve videos belong on an FBI watch list.
One is probably Crazy Russian Hacker, who never eats old stuff, but always gets told that Steve does.
I'm takeing names dont worry 👁
The down votes came from the people who formulated the omelette.
the downvotes come from vegans who only go to whole foods
@@redheads604 I highly doubt vegans hate watch MRE test videos. I think it's the competition, seeing that taste tasting MREs has become popular.
My dad had aquired a bunch of these Canadian MREs when I was a kid. When he took my brother and I on all day hikes or camping we'd eat them. I ate this pack exactly once and never again hahaha. My favourite was the ham steak in mustard sauce. Awesome video, I love your channel. Whenever you do a Canadian pack it gives me nostalgia.
I've come back, years later, to affirm my belief that ham steak in mustard sauce was an abomination. It even looked like vomit.
All that being said, I'm glad there was someone who enjoyed it! All the best!
love your descriptions Steve ! Very articulate, I like how to describe the texture and taste of each item. Excellent clips & excellent channel my friend
5:14 Steve smacks the hot chocolate with extra gusto just for his fans 😉
I imagine that he has a very neat stacked pantry full of random MREs
Very nice pantry full, plus!
fridge* he said fridge* a pantry is something different.
although he might own one.
Me: :(
*Steve1989MREInfo just uploaded a video*
Me: :)
I love your videos man, your enthusiasm is a joy to watch haha.
"...Pineapple juice. Drop some bread in there." [grins at camera] "This is MY idea of a wild time these days."
"This is horrendous"
Takes another bite.
This is the greatest channel on RUclips. Interesting and informative content mixed with the best form of entertainment.
Protip: The bread doubles as a life raft when thrown in a body of water. Also, that omelette w/salsa is infamous in the CAF.
That feeling when 10 years ago feels like yesterday.
"Tiny bit at the bottom, who cares about that?"
Me: *[HEAVY BREATHING]*
Lol at least it wasn't just me
*FURIOUS STARING INTENSIFIES*
"Big ole papertowel" lol 🤣
We love you Steve!!
The spoon tap edits get me every time.
The chicken that laid the eggs of that omelette is long gone🐔
*"I have older food in my fridge."* We're sure you do, Steve.
Brother! I had just realized how much your channel has grown. WOW!! Buddy keep up the great work and enjoy your well earned success.
I salute any man that has either a candy or compressed napkin and finds out by jamming it straight into his mouth.
Never change Steve!
*gives er a good smack* "There we go". This guy kills it with the ladies.
5:13 - when she says "make me" and gives you that grin.
Haven't seen these videos in a while, so comforting to hear Steve say "let's get this out onto a tray ."
I've just stumbled upon these videos and I'm stickin' around for Steve's t-shirts. Brilliant!
15:49..."This is my idea of a wild time these days..." One of Steve's best quotes so far!
Then the cheeky look at the camera.
Nobody:
Steve reviewing food from 2010: That's perfectly fresh! Niceee.
It do be fresh though. I presume it was stored in suitable conditions. The edibles are also made with being shelf stable in mind
“this is my idea of a wild time these days” that’s great 😂
My go-to channel for wholesome content
Steve eating eggs: There's no crunch...
Me: How does Steve normally eat eggs?!😅🤔
IKR its an omelette, as far as I am aware they dont usually have crunch
and wtf kind of tortillas is he eatin? oh wait probably 40 year old ones
My wife can cook them crunchy.
"Petit Pain"
I've also seen that video
I haven't, would you care to inform the ignorant? :D
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves it's probably porn...jotaro.
R/woosh
This is the most nostalgic video I’ve watched in years! Took me right back to Basic lmao
RUclips rabbit hole brought me here, glad it did. Dude gives me massive Bob Ross vides. Love it!
The Holy times have come again
The Gods are good...
hey steve, good to hear from you again. Tom from England.
Tom it's good to see ya! Hope all's well
Hi from England as well 👋 have to have my Steve fix before I go to sleep don't know why but these videos really relax me lol maybe it's Steve's voice 😊
Steve1989MREInfo hope u are well.
Hi tom from England this is tyler from england
Hi guys, also from England 👋
"And that is how we get ants!" - Melanie Archer
Malory Archer...
Good reference.
I literally cheered when you said "let's add both" when you were making the coffee
"This is from 2010, that feels like yesterday" i love this guy
“Only slightly brown”
I wish I had your optimism Steve
Thanks very much for the shout out Steve! I have some newer IMP's, I will PM you.
Hey dude haven't seen you post in a while - glad to see your okay and weren't sick as a dog in a hospital somewhere, assuming you were galavanting on MRE hunting adventures somewhere - nice to have you back - looking good and trim, liking the hair cut