Me and my 4 year old son watch one of your videos every night on weekends. He thinks the MRE's are so cool, 'Forrest Gump Effect' - never know what gonna get! His Birthday is on the 31st of this month; we going to local surplus to buy some rations and eat them for dinner 'just like Steve.' We appreciate how you fully review, explain and critique the food. My favorite are the WW2 rations with cigarettes inside - smoke em if you got em' boys!
it is also about as expensive as gas station food (I don't know how this compares to the US- but in Germany everything you buy at a gas station is 2-5 times the normal price)
* Steve is in the army and his squad is under heavy fire* Squad leader: Steve, flank left! Steve: *opens apple turnover* [sniff] Smells like a pretty cheap cinnamon apple pie
I’ve been saying this for years, militaries (private and government) should hire Steve to consult on what is good and bad about their rations. Because not only does he talk about practicality and taste, but it’s effects on morale, mouth feel, how it effects the system, and what they should bring back.
I like it when he's stirring something and he edits the sound of the spoon hitting the glass, I always wonder if someone were to splice all of them together if it would reveal that it's actually music
@@SuperKittyPancake Not all trans fat is man made. There is natural trans fat made by bacteria in the gut of ruminant animals like cows which makes it into the meat and milk. That being said, the shake was 99% likely to by man made.
Brandon Miller I get that they are very addicting! I so enjoy watching him he is very informative in his descriptions And yes very relaxing as well :-)
Lol after seeing this i honestly feel bad for the Chinese troops getting the protein bricks, imagine the shits you have after eating those for a few weeks lmao.
Steve uploading two times in a month? Wow I love it. Also the cranberry first strike bar are my favorites just keep an eye out for them. EDIT: wow thanks for the likes guys!
"Okay so I spent 3 weeks in ER getting my stomach pumped thanks to that 1958 Korean Jungle Ration, but I'm all good now. What we have here today is smoked haddock from the Industrial Revolution."
lol yeah like he's the Gordon Ramsey of the M.R.E world and he's got no issues going through random soldiers field packs like he's some kind of futuristic Food blogger from another cosmos, when questioned what the fuck he was doing he immediately strikes a pose like a raccoon and runs off into the bushes.
""The most advanced, shelf-stable, tactical, gas station food..." the man is a poet. Nice to see him eat something that isn't so old I worry about him getting explosive diarrhea. Peace.
Having grown up in Mullins, SC it’s always a joy to see that SoPacko branding on one of Steve’s videos. I still get MRE’s as Holiday gifts every year... so great for our little town of 3,000 people to have an impact on the servicepeople out there doing what they do! And thank you, Steve.
I can just imagine him in first class on a plane. The couple next to him have red wine with shrimp and prime rib, and he’s happily eating away at a US army ration
@João M. They aren't Healthy, but not unhealthy. In the field you need those extra calories and Ingredients. They are designed to be consumed for up to about 2 weeks, assuming they can get fresh food up to the frontlines by then. But yes, consuming them as your only food source for more than two weeks is unhealthy
*Squeezes pudding out of a pouch, has cheddar-cheese pretzels on the side, with dried cranberries and some flat tortillas with processed meat* “Lookin’ pretty gourmet”
"Nice!" Holy shit I've been trying to find this guy for like 3 years and all I had to go on was he says "nice" really distinctively. I can sleep easy tonight. Nice! Thanks trending
I want a shirt that on it's front has a picture of a packaged MRE and says "Alright, let's get this out on to a tray." and on the back it has a picture of a tray with MRE components on it and says "Nice." Preferable in camo, but black would be cool.
Love your mre reviews. I'm a Desert Storm Navy Veteran. I got hurt over there and was sent home with a full retirement. I see combat in your eyes. God bless you! I love mres. I'm so underweight that this is helping me put on a pound or two. Keep up the great work!
I would have loved to have gone through basic training with Steve. MRE week would’ve been a lot more interesting. “Let’s get these all out on the sand. Nice!”
Note to self:. When going to war, bring your own toliet paper. I'd never make it with those 3 sheets they give you. The banana strawberry drink alone would have me running for the nearest tree.
Ive been wanting to get an mre for a while now and I think this is the type I'm gonna look for. These newer 24 hour rations seem to be the way to go. I've never had one, but I feel like I've eaten a ton after years of on and off watching you. What a unique hobby to be so compassionate about.
It’s always so cool to see the differences in how far the mre’s have come each decade! Thank you for the videos! You’re a very good storyteller! I can almost taste them by your descriptions!
Steve is really raising the standards of eating/survivalfood/moraleboosters for all the brave people around the world. true humanitarian! love your vids brutha!
The gum is pretty wild. 100mg of caffeine packed into a tiny Chicklet is no joke. I bet that gets you nice and jittery in the morning. I'd bet with the double vacuum heavy plastic seal on a smoked product, those turkey nuggets will still be fresh 100 years later and barely stale when they're excavated from the ruins of our civilization in 1000 years. They might taste like an oil slick smells, if such a thing exists in 3019, but probably smoky and edible. With all that redundant plastic packaging and vacuum seal on a cured product, it might even still exist in the year 12,019. long after humans went extinct.
Have to say that chicken actually looked good. I remember back when I went to basic training (2008) and I got the grilled chicken. It was a formed processed patty. Wasn't horrible, but not really good either. They've definitely made a huge improvement since back then.
this reminds me when my cousin and brother stole a couple of MREs from my step dad and tried them. fun times, fun times. My brother is now in the marines and my cousin is now in the navy. follow up to that story: he had like a box full of them and didn't notice till a couple days later but he doesn't care.
It’s honestly incredible how food scientists are about to keep a whole chicken breast in tact, and shelf stable. It’s astonishing if you really think about it.
He may get sick eating food that fresh .
indrid cold ironically tho lol 😂
His immune system isn't ready to handle so few pathogens.
Just sprinkle a little preworkout into your snack pack
Well the one ration that actually defeated Steve was from 2014...
ruclips.net/video/Db19pT9lnZc/видео.html
nice
“The most advanced shelf stable tactical gas station food in the world”
Professor Moola Gaming quite the clever comparison lol
That is the best description I've heard.
this is going to be a classic.
For real lol.
I was like "He just say that? , that unscripted badass. Nice"
He zoomed in to those bbq wraps so menacingly
Lil guys were about to attack
I'm so glad someone else noticed that.
He's just zooming in... *MENACINGLY!!*
@@squidwardtortellini4982 bruh... Nice
Hans The Sauerkraut rofl
*Steve pulls pin on grenade- "nice hiss"...
Robert Jeffrey as he’s lying in a pool of his exploded entrails “ that looks pretty processed”
Me:nice okay so we're gonna start WI- xD
Let's get spread out on a tray... Nice.
He pulls that pin very slow as well
Lol awesome
Next time I offer to cook for a date, I'll just toss her an MRE and pitcher of water.
She might be unimpressed,lol.
Or she might be me. Who will wonder where you got the more and have fun poking through it.
If she smiles she's a keeper.
She: "Nice, mkay"
Honestly that sounds like a really fun date idea.
Me and my 4 year old son watch one of your videos every night on weekends.
He thinks the MRE's are so cool, 'Forrest Gump Effect' - never know what gonna get!
His Birthday is on the 31st of this month; we going to local surplus to buy some rations and eat them for dinner 'just like Steve.'
We appreciate how you fully review, explain and critique the food. My favorite are the WW2 rations with cigarettes inside - smoke em if you got em' boys!
Happy birthday to your son. Sounds like he has a pretty cool dad!
Jonathan Sanchez ... smoke if you must, else just go through the motions ...
And the Best Dad Award goes to-
You are a good father
Damn you’re a good dad man,and happy birthday to little dude too!
TACTICAL GAS STATION FOOD. I'll remember that forever
"They give ya a shelf-stable-bagel!"
When they come up with a way to have shelf stable beef and bean burritos/chimichangas in a ration, then I'll call it tactical gas station food.
it is also about as expensive as gas station food (I don't know how this compares to the US- but in Germany everything you buy at a gas station is 2-5 times the normal price)
Make the enemy surrender through noxious flatulents! Terrorist groups have nowhere to hide!
🏟🏟😯🏟😬😬😬
“Tactical gas station food”
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while man that caught me completely off guard.
Nice.
Nice
*WHEEZE*
7:00
"These are just combos" got me really good too
Second in its tactical ability only to gas station sushi... which is technically prohibited in warfare due to being biological weaponry.
I’d gladly pay more taxes if it meant our soldiers could get their full 1.5 OZ of cheese sauce. That’s just criminal.
Ryan Heagerty care packages stuffed with cheese sauce would be doubtless be well-received
Well, what Steve means is that .5 oz can be dedicated to variation in the menu so maybe an extra turkey nugget or some other trade.
In my experince; some menus need that extra .5, other menus you got left over you either suck out or trash it.
@@daneislowkey its the best, chilli cheese my bruh
@@daneislowkey the goat
* Steve is in the army and his squad is under heavy fire*
Squad leader: Steve, flank left!
Steve: *opens apple turnover* [sniff] Smells like a pretty cheap cinnamon apple pie
🤣🤣
Steve opens fire. That tango is extremely processed.
*nice*
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I.E.D fuse - nice hiss :)
Probably the freshest food ration that I've watched you eat.
that chicken breast is a long shot from Boer War beef haha
Soo true lol..
LITERALLY
oversoul I can’t find that one.
I’ve been saying this for years, militaries (private and government) should hire Steve to consult on what is good and bad about their rations. Because not only does he talk about practicality and taste, but it’s effects on morale, mouth feel, how it effects the system, and what they should bring back.
Ok, Baphomet. Your endorsement of Steve to become the NWO food planner has been taken into consideration.
I agree!
You realise governments don't make their own rations right?
damn right, this dude knows his stuff
He knows exactly whats up
*ominous slow zoom*
your subtle editing jokes are the best.
You noticed...nice
I like it when he's stirring something and he edits the sound of the spoon hitting the glass, I always wonder if someone were to splice all of them together if it would reveal that it's actually music
Ben Wang ...... and your screen name on RUclips; hilarious as well.
timestamp?
@@patch-fm 12:00
Eats 100 year old beef and civil war hard tac....worried about trans fat
JetsBauer yep, man made fat is a killer
The transfat is worse.
@@SuperKittyPancake Not all trans fat is man made. There is natural trans fat made by bacteria in the gut of ruminant animals like cows which makes it into the meat and milk. That being said, the shake was 99% likely to by man made.
Mister Hat Doubt it buddy.
@@misterhat5823 idk man oxidized food turn dioxins from pack lining sounds pretty harmful to me too
"The pudding is so rich"
*2 FRAMES LATER*
Pudding's all gone...
Who else just finds Steve reviewing these MRE foods satisfying to hear his voice?
I have been known to put him on and close my eyes when I can't sleep -- and then, I do!
@@redlupo6193 we call that asmr
Me!! 🙋♀️
His voice reminds me of Garth from “Wayne’s World”
I listen to them every night to go to sleep
Your videos are addictive man. Relaxing af
Almost asmr
Brandon Miller I get that they are very addicting! I so enjoy watching him he is very informative in his descriptions And yes very relaxing as well :-)
You get multiple itches scratched at the same time
Practically genius
I like the way he says “Looking pretty gourmet” just after squeezing out that turd shaped chocolate dessert onto the tray.
but *S H I N Y*
@@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397 very *SHINY TURD*
Compared to what he's used to (like moldy 120 year-old Boer War rations) this turd is pretty gourmet-looking indeed
I laughed harder than I should reading your comment 🤣
@@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397I know you made that comment 3 years ago, but how do you type in bold
Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, today May 22, 2019 at 5:30 EST, Steve is #15 on trending, we did it
Nice
I'm transsexual.
Jari Sillanpää then too bad
Jari Sillanpää You poor sad thing. I’m sorry for what you’re going through.
@@hojhjkkkytg well then whatever you're going to eventually transition to lol. good luck if you aren't trolling.
Lol after seeing this i honestly feel bad for the Chinese troops getting the protein bricks, imagine the shits you have after eating those for a few weeks lmao.
US Army learned long ago that good food makes massive improvement in moral and effectiveness
Each comrade shall get a meal and bricks to build their own house with
Those commies'll shit bricks when they see those bombers comin' 'round!
joel 56 OH MY GOD I LAUGHED TOO HARD
Laxatives are a must
Steve uploading two times in a month? Wow I love it. Also the cranberry first strike bar are my favorites just keep an eye out for them. EDIT: wow thanks for the likes guys!
That's what I was saying woah Steve usually goes a month without uploading two more videos since he last uploaded 5 days ago
Thomas Fernaays legend
I just love how he actually seem to enjoy what he does and gets very happy when the food is good lol
Oh man those FS Cran Ras are insanely good! I love smelling the pack even when it's long eaten... wishing it would just somehow magically return.
It's four times and I'm pretty sure it's only been a week since the last two. You're spoiling us too much steve!
New viewer: This guy only did a few videos this month... that’s pretty slow.
Everyone Else: HOLD YOUR TONGUE! In these blessed times.
CENTURION Cappcb and most of us are okay with that
We are blessed with this man.
Watch him and like him!
"Okay so I spent 3 weeks in ER getting my stomach pumped thanks to that 1958 Korean Jungle Ration, but I'm all good now. What we have here today is smoked haddock from the Industrial Revolution."
@liam breuner m'kay!
@@samthfkr yea all the vintage ones he gets are expensive as hell, I dont blame him for not doing it a few times a week lol
4 uploads. IN ONE MONTH?????
BLESSED MONTH OF MAY.
Perhaps it's a sign
I'm a new subscriber. How many video does Steve usually uploads in a month?
@@aijeonie recently 2 per month
That caffeinated pudding lifts my soul on the longer rucks.
I can imagine. Sounds really nice for an "In the field" staple. Crazy how the little things can do so much work.
More content so soon? I gasped again.
Thanks Steve.
Steve...... pla upload this often...pla
i was just reading your comment on the other video lol
I don't think I've fully digested the last couple.
Great to be back so soon, Grewyn! You're welcome, and thank you too.
when you gasp you open your mouth wide and that means more peen
“They dig that cheese spread huh...make that thing 1/2 oz smaller.”
-Uncle Sam
Benjamin Gable it’s actually 1/3 smaller
1/2 oz = 1/3 smaller
Lol
*Steve walks into Wholefoods*
“Such a wholesome morale boost!”
Love that comment
“Such a wholesome morale boost!” For Wholefoods with Steve's presence you mean?
With his tray under his arm.
Whole Foods is garbage and a bit too expensive
I kek'd
Steave stumbles on a battlefield accidentally then starts reviewing their mre's, both sides stop fighting to listen to his review.
lol yeah like he's the Gordon Ramsey of the M.R.E world and he's got no issues going through random soldiers field packs like he's some kind of futuristic Food blogger from another cosmos, when questioned what the fuck he was doing he immediately strikes a pose like a raccoon and runs off into the bushes.
this needs more likes
@@MrOptik1 More like Bob Ross of MRE, since we never hear Steve swear that much.
Steve becomes known as a war hero for convincing every side the US military fights to surrender due to the vast quality difference in rations
""The most advanced, shelf-stable, tactical, gas station food..." the man is a poet. Nice to see him eat something that isn't so old I worry about him getting explosive diarrhea. Peace.
Yeah but gas station food and explosive diarrhea are the means to an end.
You shouldn't be worried about old food.The things that gave Steve stomach problems were relatively new Chicom and Ukrainian rations.
I heard he got E. coli from a old ass mre
@@hellothere7510 It was a relatively fresh ass MRE.
“That’s a s u c c u l e n t piece of chicken”
“ *puddling jiggles* “
“Looking pretty gourmet”
*pudding
I love jiggly puddling.
Donnie M I love jiggly boobs
Puddling????
I love nice jiggly butts!!!
Uses knife to open bag
Uses hands to open Bagel
I think I'm missing something...
🙃
it's tactical, you wouldn't understand
I think he was doing it that way to simulate how someone out in the field on-the-go might eat the bagel. Maybe?
That's how a man opens a bagel!
And the point of your comment?
Having grown up in Mullins, SC it’s always a joy to see that SoPacko branding on one of Steve’s videos. I still get MRE’s as Holiday gifts every year... so great for our little town of 3,000 people to have an impact on the servicepeople out there doing what they do! And thank you, Steve.
@Duffelbag Drag I'd volunteer to slide Putin into a bodybag, particularly if he's fresh
You're the reason I have 4 cases of MRE's in my closet. I have no regrets.
Ben Nodtvedt how much did they cost total
@@itachi_uchiha1538 Do you have an arm, 2, leg, 2, or a child, first born?
I hear they accept either of these.
Get those 4 cases out onto a tray......
nice
Keep stocking and freezing! Fuck bringing fresh smelly food on camping trips.
Steve: Let's get this video out onto a youtube.
Us: Nice! Mmmkay.
Haha every time
It tastes tangy
Hiss
*opens RUclips app*
"nice hiss"
Ah oh, my tongue is getting numb!
We are getting spoiled lately!! Thanks for the uploads Steve!
We may be spoiled, but the mres never will be.
Anyone know how mre taste testing got on trending
I can just imagine him in first class on a plane. The couple next to him have red wine with shrimp and prime rib, and he’s happily eating away at a US army ration
@João M. No they're not
@João M. They aren't Healthy, but not unhealthy. In the field you need those extra calories and Ingredients. They are designed to be consumed for up to about 2 weeks, assuming they can get fresh food up to the frontlines by then. But yes, consuming them as your only food source for more than two weeks is unhealthy
@João M. If you exercising/working hard in hot weather you are loosing a lot of salt
@@hodhomeschoolmama4687 in the field, yes they are excellent
but eating them while doing your everyday routine would be unhealthy
@@stratis722 Thats what I said
Ration is extremely fresh 56th day of 2019 is February 25th
this is crossing into school food territory
Within 6 months is extremely fresh for an MRE
(Slowly diarrheas out pudding)
"Looking pretty gourmet"
😂😂😂😂😂👌
“Neeeeeyce”
@@birdie8006 He sounds like a southpark character.
Crow Herald yes! lol. he always sounded really Canadian or Minnesotan to me, but I guess he’s from Florida!
Lmfao, awesome
The government needs to hire you to decide what is best for theIr MRE production. You should decided the menus.
Steve- "STALE CAMELS FOR ALL!!!!"
@@getchasome6230 Do you mean the cigarettes, or do you favour dessicated bactrian?
When he says "let's get that onto a tray" it sounds like he's half-whispering it into my ear and half-urging me to get it onto a tray
You're a sad, strange little horse.... and you have my pity.
@Moo I'm A Horse LOL
Are you a Yoshi?
Lol wtf
Always appreciate the “nice, mmk” always
Mr. Perfect mack man killer
Its hilarious 😂👍
Me too lol it totally grows on you!
Steve as a doctor:
*Pokes heart with needle to alleviate pressure"
"Nice hiss."
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂
Don't steal comments
Dr "Have you eaten anything unusual in the last six months?"
Steve *raises eyebrow* "Sit down Doc, this could take a while."
OG SOLDIER OF VICTORY **removing kidney for transplant**. “Let’s get this out onto a tray”
I'm here after the chinese first strike crap blocks
I swear even seeing their rations on RUclips makes me sick to the stomach thinking how shitty of a country and government they have
Same
Same here
@@blitzkrieg459 yup
Indeed
Steve hasn't had a bowel movement in 3 years.
Maybe longer
He wouldn't even be alive to make videos anymore lol
@@icantthinkofaname15 one can die happy once he's had MRE 🍕
@@tlazur well I hope I get to soon
CaliLove r/wooooooosh
Who else loves it when steve goes "Okay, and for breakfast, were gonna be starting the day off right"
>Piece of chicken sitting in its own juices on a metal tray
"That's a beaut!"
*Squeezes pudding out of a pouch, has cheddar-cheese pretzels on the side, with dried cranberries and some flat tortillas with processed meat*
“Lookin’ pretty gourmet”
This guy just does his 24 hour mre reviews with each mre meal as his meal of the day doesn't he?
Badass dedication.
That is EXACTLY what he does. Absolute legend.
some people like a double shot of whiskey - others like a double shot of bourbon - i like a double shot of steve
Extremely gay
That seems pretty gay.
Amazing comment!
CthulhuInc i want a double shot to the head
it's only gay if you forget to say "no homo" after getting rammed balls deep and cummed inside.
I don't even have any interest in military rations but this guy is SO watchable. He has an ASMR element to him.keep up the good work, Steve.
4 uploads in a week? Steve has truly blessed us.
Me- “It smells cheap”
Steve- “It has a pretty nice inviting artificial strawberry and banana smell.”
😂😂
It smells cheap but knowing how government contracts work probably cost more then a 3 course gourmet meal at a 5 star restaurant.
@@arthas640 government contracts : the cheapest way of buying something "military grade"
Meant to be sleeping for work... but I’m on a Steve binge ☺️ so blessed.
I literally do it every night when I'm supposed to be sleeping 😂😂
Those apple turnovers were my favorite thing for breakfast during the Crucible.
Also, that intense zoom in on the wraps had me dying
1113stve noticed that too haha
Owns the coolest, sharpest, most bad-ass knife on the planet… Opens the bagel with his hands. 🤔
Kelly Slater that knife thing sounds exaggerated
bitterghost
Your RUclips name doesn’t.
I for one admired his bagel ripping skills
@@surfn07 Damn😂
That's for showing of his muscular arms, come on!
cheddar cheese pretzels
Me an intellectual: COMBOS
he says that at 14:03
"Nice!" Holy shit I've been trying to find this guy for like 3 years and all I had to go on was he says "nice" really distinctively. I can sleep easy tonight. Nice! Thanks trending
Come on Steve new shirt logo. T.G.S.F. Tactical Gas Station Food. Can't wait to order one.
*I was just eating some canned paté from a French ration and Steve uploads a new video (two in fact) ... "mmkay, nice!"*
Steve, I'm not sure how but your videos remove my stress more effectively than trained therapists can. You're so calm. Thanks for making these!
Thank you for your dedication I appreciate all that you do such a great experience to watch your videos
Right on man thank you. Comments like this are exactly why I am going to keep on with it and always try to raise the bar in the process.
I want a shirt that on it's front has a picture of a packaged MRE and says "Alright, let's get this out on to a tray." and on the back it has a picture of a tray with MRE components on it and says "Nice." Preferable in camo, but black would be cool.
I would DEFINITELY buy that shirt and wear it proudly!
Lmao. My favorite parts are when he says that line..haha.
Go fund me here I come!
He has a shirt like that, check the link in the description
You saying "nice mkay" when the food goes on the tray genuinely warms my soul
Love your mre reviews. I'm a Desert Storm Navy Veteran. I got hurt over there and was sent home with a full retirement. I see combat in your eyes. God bless you! I love mres. I'm so underweight that this is helping me put on a pound or two. Keep up the great work!
@Duffelbag Drag hand to gland combat counts. maybe. 😂 Thanks for your service, too.
Holy shit, #15 on trending?! Congrats bro, you've come so far!
Now it’s 20 😢
#34 now
41 now
44 now
48 I'm still surprised though.
Steve: *eats cardboard*
“I love its intricate flavor with the tiny dust particles adding to it”
Nice!
😂
LOL
I find humor in some of the editing. It just zooms into the BBQ wrap and then zooms closet before completely cutting back to normal.
Haha yeah I laughed at that too
His editing is hilarious sometimes. I hope he does it on purpose.
NoVideosToPost the whole thing reeks of something psychotic.
I can't stop seeing the little jerks left over every time he removes a clip of himself chewing boringly.
@@MeanMustard650 especially with that music. And especially if you're high
Steve: Uses knife to open everything. Also Steve: molests bagel apart with his hands.
Dear 7-11: I WANT CAFFEINATED CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!
You can order caffeinated chocolate.
Step 1 - get pudding cup
Step 2 - get packet of instant coffee
Step 3 - stir coffee into pudding
Step 4 - enjoy!
#METOO
@@vincedibona4687 but wouldn't that be grainy or crunchy
@@Jillups. instant coffee usually dissolves. It would probably work better if you bought pudding mix and added it while making the pudding.
Steve's back. Nice!
"Tactical gas station food" LOL
Mkay. Hehehe.
Alright. Cool.
I would have loved to have gone through basic training with Steve. MRE week would’ve been a lot more interesting.
“Let’s get these all out on the sand. Nice!”
Week?
Pretty sure even army folk don't eat on the floor like savages.
@@mrnarason Actually I've eaten MREs in just about every conceivable location you can imagine. In fact i bet the majority were eaten on the ground
@@mrnarason what u think they give us a table? The earth is your table bud
“Let’s get it all on the tray”
“Nice”
Nice
My favorite part
Nice
Nice
M'kay
Nice
12:01
I don't know why, but that ominous zoom and little camera shake, makes me giggle like a mad man.
My man Steve here benches at least 960 on incline press
Lol. Super impressive. That would put his flat bench around.....1150ish?
Note to self:.
When going to war, bring your own toliet paper. I'd never make it with those 3 sheets they give you. The banana strawberry drink alone would have me running for the nearest tree.
You underestimate those squares of tp they are made of like the strongest stuff man they work lol
torre half sandpaper half compressed wood dyed white
@@DowneasterProductions So it's pretty much like thin cardboard with 80 grit sandpaper rubbing your butt hole. "Nice!!!!"
The rations take care of that..
Ive been wanting to get an mre for a while now and I think this is the type I'm gonna look for. These newer 24 hour rations seem to be the way to go. I've never had one, but I feel like I've eaten a ton after years of on and off watching you. What a unique hobby to be so compassionate about.
So many SteveMRE videos being released so quickly.
That’s pretty...
Nice!
PyroPanda Studios Wow!
“Assault ration”? I have a feeling that the only thing it’s going to assault is my colon...and after that the plumbing.
China literally has a jenga kit for a first strike ration.
@Blitz 557 along with Russia's and the German's first strike rations. they have amazing rations!
Frank Zappa has been peaking out of the book shelf for years now. Awesome!
That chocolate pudding is by far the best thing in any 2019 US MRE
Holy crap Steve less then 2 weeks and your back???? Hell yeah dude
Clubmen, ah it's good to see ya Jim! Yessir - and there is still plenty of time left this month for more if all goes as planned
I'M SCROLLING THROUGH TRENDING AND I SEE MY BOY
MA BOI
It’s always so cool to see the differences in how far the mre’s have come each decade! Thank you for the videos! You’re a very good storyteller! I can almost taste them by your descriptions!
Your kids must love those RUclips videos you always show them
Steve is really raising the standards of eating/survivalfood/moraleboosters for all the brave people around the world. true humanitarian! love your vids brutha!
The gum is pretty wild. 100mg of caffeine packed into a tiny Chicklet is no joke. I bet that gets you nice and jittery in the morning.
I'd bet with the double vacuum heavy plastic seal on a smoked product, those turkey nuggets will still be fresh 100 years later and barely stale when they're excavated from the ruins of our civilization in 1000 years. They might taste like an oil slick smells, if such a thing exists in 3019, but probably smoky and edible. With all that redundant plastic packaging and vacuum seal on a cured product, it might even still exist in the year 12,019. long after humans went extinct.
sorry for talking with my mouth full
Still a step down from the amphetamine "attention tablets" that were sprinkled among the troops like candy during the Vietnam War era.
HeavenHammer you don’t drink a coffee all in one go though do you
@@Normandy-e8i Imagine someone who didn't read the package and ate all 6 though. That's a bad trip!
Whenever you put in that split second clip of the pudding jiggling, that made me bust out laughing lol.
The world really is ending soon. MRE video top 15 of RUclips? Everyone knows they need to get ready
Have to say that chicken actually looked good. I remember back when I went to basic training (2008) and I got the grilled chicken. It was a formed processed patty. Wasn't horrible, but not really good either. They've definitely made a huge improvement since back then.
I only watch these for the just that nice and subtle “nice mkay”
yeah it's got such a nice ring to it when he says it..hmnice
Mkay is a South Park thing mkay
I saw you jiggle that pudding Steve lol. Thanks for posting more often lately! Nice!
this reminds me when my cousin and brother stole a couple of MREs from my step dad and tried them. fun times, fun times. My brother is now in the marines and my cousin is now in the navy.
follow up to that story: he had like a box full of them and didn't notice till a couple days later but he doesn't care.
I remember popping 4 of those pieces of gum during that last hike in MCT , that shit had me buzzing 😂
Yeah man, 400mg is like a can and a half of Monster. Kickstart your heart better than Motley Crue.
He went from swoll Jesus to swoll Gatsby.
He *is* Jesus
It’s honestly incredible how food scientists are about to keep a whole chicken breast in tact, and shelf stable. It’s astonishing if you really think about it.
Pudding: literally looks like the poop emoji
Steve: looks pretty gourmet
lmao
New drinking game. Every time Steve says "Allright" or "Nice" take a swig. Every time he says "okay" take a sip.
I always have a snack or meal while watching these.
Gotta eat when I watch his videos.
I'll click on a new upload and my stomach will growl me straight away.
you eat things that fresh you risk the bacteria still being alive!
Steve- *starts talking faster after eating caffeinated pudding*.. nice
Your voice is like an angel encouraging me to put it on a tray