2019 Canadian IMP Southwestern Chipotle Chicken Individual Meal Pack Ration Review MRE Tasting Test
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2020
- This lunch/dinner menu was a quality ration experience. Introducing the combination of a beverage base in a fruit pack, opening doors to a range of new possibilities - also featuring a Canadian double double. Don't know what that is? Well, time to find out in this 2019 IMP Review - get your snacks ready and buckle in for a real shelf stable culinary adventure!
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™ 
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When the world needed him most... he returned.
A double upload! Yes!
@@AshleyPomeroy 😍😍😍😍💖💖💖
Yes!! 💯
@@jimmymcgill2961 I think he ment the average person. If you preceive someone who has a cell phone as being privileged then you need get with the times
Yes!!!!! The world needs more healing lol
Life goals: Find someone who looks at you like Steve looks at a gusset.
Lol
You owe me a new pack of screen wipes, cuz I just spat my coffee everywhere.
Nice
and who appreciates you like Steve appreciates a nice hiss
Scott Hobbs h huh gi
“It says dessert...but apple slices.” Lol, u can hear the disappointment in his voice. xD
That’s a horrible dessert if I had to choose lol might as well it a tomato for dessert it’s a fruit too lol
A good apple slice is divine, but it varries from sort to sort.
Fruit, a dessert. How disappointing.
@@gregavrhovnik4572 and from slice to slice and consumption to consumption preservation method notwithstanding
The sliced apples are legit not that bad, I’d take em over the sliced pears and trail mix (except for banana peanut butter trail mix which is a godsend) any day. The thing you might not guess is that sometimes, depending on the exercise you do not get that water-activated heater in your IMPs so you have to put them in boiling water, a process you often DO NOT have the time for. A lot of times the main meal becomes the most disappointing part of the IMP because you have to eat it cold, if you eat it at all that is.
"The Pain Hamburger is best served cold."
Just like revenge.
Niicce
@@missrose1983 I miss you the show has gone to. Shit since you left comeback plz
But revenge can be reheated in the microwave of evil
KHAAAAAAN!!!!
Especially when the revenge IS a pain hamburger.
>"Gonna live dangerously" in reference to dipping a fresh chocolate bar into some peanut butter
*glances at 1906 ration video in the sidebar*
if that's living dangerously, what is it when he dumps the blue drink mix into the apples?
@@nerdlydood child's play apparently...
Safer to eat then anything Chinese.........
@@abyssus9304 hey, at least those PLA rations were transparent with their advertising
Green package = green meat
*LAUGHS IN 1863 HARDTACK*
Steve’s post-workout meal consists of: turkey with beans from industrialized London of late 1700’s, followed by German Panzerschokolad from 1943, followed by pears from Napoleon’s garden and a coffee instant from the civil war.
Panzer chocolate is absolutely hilarious.
Pretty sure he has the forbidden fruit from the garden of eden in his cupboard
Type 1 or type 2 coffee though.
Nice.
And most importantly some good roman legion's posca!
Hey Steve, have you ever considered ever doing an “All Star Ration” video where you compile your favorite contents from rations throughout the years?
Great idea!
I’d love to see that!
222to
I'd like to see a Hall of Fame Top 10 and Hall of Shame lists.
@@Blog4Justice hall of shame must be full with very old mre videos
"Looking pretty hot and soupy."
Oh Steve stop it, flattering me like that.
🍜
Why is there a puddle on the floor?
And whys it all sticky?
🤣
As soon as that glass shows up everyone is just waiting for those tuned spork taps on the rim
Word
I'm always happy to see the metal hot water cup for some coffee. :3
After he got done the spork fell off the napkin twice 6:33 😂
@@isaacnelson1118 T'was a double roll!
You're here for 6:31
You have no idea how much I needed to hear those drink mixing spoon sounds.
Saaame
I'm too embarrassed to admit it.
ting ting ting ting ting ti ti ti tin
The varying the speed tinging of the glass is something I love... Until he stopped doing it and teasing us with that.
^
I'm waiting for the day that MREs start including reviews from Steve on their packaging.
I'd love to see a video where Steve goes over everything he has on his bookshelf.
I would love that too
And here we are left to play i spy and postulate the reason everything is there
He reviewed parts of stuff on bookshelves by now tho
Right? I have some shelves like that at home me and Steve are two peas in a pod 😉
@@Windinhisface Shelf-stable peas?
He has such a smooth, soothing voice. The world seems calm and peaceful whenever I watch his videos
nice hiss
ASMRE.
Find yourself someone who loves you the way Steve loves a gusset on a beverage bag.
I feel the same way about truss gussets, car window gussets, shirt gussets, and Lou Gusset Jr.
Thank you alt skin jolyne
Gussets can't cheat and stand you up on your birthday and then you to come home to an empty house
American MRE: Tactical, Efficient, Nutritional
Canadian MRE: Delicious.
Pickle Wart a happy soldier is a well fed soldier
@@deeznuts-kw6yv Soldiers march on their stomachs!
Canada is part of america btw
No, it’s a sovereign nation.
@@BigCC16 its part of northern america
As a recently retired Canadian Army veteran, I spent a lot of time existing on Canadian IMPs in all sorts of weather and environments, including extreme wet. I don't recall ever losing an unopened package to spoilage by water or dust. If I recall the meal packages have a weatherproof lining sandwiched with the paper. I'm glad they changed the colour of the packaging to something a little more subtle than the older white. The white was an extraordinary tactical nuisance. We would keep cases of the rations in our vehicles, but if on patrol we always broke them down and got rid of unnecessary packaging. Some of the components may have had cardboard boxes, but inside everything was waterproof or substantially water resistant, save perhaps the paper towel and the package of matches.
Ok....
Mc Savage one a day i think
Mc Savage one a day
We get 3 for 24hrs.
@@ryanblake9794 oUr RaTiOnS ArE wAtEr PrOoF tOo
"The PAIN HAMBURGER is best served cold."
Steve's wit never ceases to amuse me.
Pain is French for bread
And Klingon ...
"A shelf stable masterpiece", the kind of quote that only steve can provide.
So many shirt ideas.
I think Trump already owns that trademark.
Now I want a T-shirt that says "Pain hamburger is best served cold".
Custom ink that and I will buy it
New name for a knuckle sandwich
I want "now let's get this on the tray - Nice!" on T-shirt
Fuck it get a tattoo
@@thauronelrond2833 Already made. I have one.
"Pain Hamburger: The burger that tastes so good that it hurts!"
When we dug into those IMPs in basic and found those Kit Kats in the middle of a blizzard in the dead night of November when our fkn burners didnt turn on... We sat back and munched those bars down like we were the last kings on earth
Thanks for your service but in the meantime would you rather have a kitkat from circle K? ??
You are Kings! Thanks for serving and protecting your county.
Do Canadians actually go to war?
@@hornypenguins69 So, are you a troll or just another ignorant jingoist?
@@alecbrinker7268 I believe it is a joke, because of all the memes about Canadians being nice.
Edit: why the hell didn't I just wooosh this guy?
He opens the case and rubs his hand sensually over the meals. I was waiting for him to call them his precious.
Lol, good one!
I’m Canadian and I’m pretty impressed how good this looks. The trail mix looked perfect. The hot portion of the meal would boost your spirits if you were out in the cold. Apple slices looked awesome. For such an under funded military I’m glad they didn’t cheap out on the meal, and it sounds like Steve really liked the heating aspect.
As one wise man once said “alright let’s get this out onto the tray”
"NICE. MMMKAY." - Ancient proverb
Thanks to Steve my 5yr old loves saying “nice m-kay” whenever he sits down for a meal. Love it.
What....no "let's get this out on a tray?"
Awh that's so precious!
Buy him an old surplus mess tray for his birthday. Bet he'd love it!
That's great, lol!
Honestly Steve is proving himself to be one of the few shining beacons of hope and peace in these dark times.
Nice
There's a lot of people proving themselves as beacons in these dark times, Steve is most certainly one of them.
Im agreeing so hard right now
Babylon-5 reference....Nice!! (NOT stepping on Steve's toes or making fun. I like his 'Nice!' when the tray's ready)
I actually forgot about the pandemic while watching this
It would be amazing for some army department that manages the R&D side of this, US, Canada, wherever, to reach out and invite steve in to talk about their process, show stuff, A bit of a PR thing but also interesting content IMO. if Tested can do something with the space food lab then the army can ask Steve
nice
@@Steve1989MRE nice
Steve, I have said it before and I will say it again! You could take a phone book from a small town during the 1940s, and read it aloud, and STILL make it interesting! Your knowledge of historical events, the military, and places to gather information, blows me away! You absolutely rock brother 💪👊👍
_"I'd rather it be thin and real, rather than overly thick and fake tasting or off-putting in a disingenuous way."_
Something that can be said for more than just MREs. Thank you for the wisdom Steve.
Lmao!
Real booties over plastic booties!
Wiser words have never been spoken
skinny bitches can be disingenuous too
so motivational 😢😢😢
Can’t sleep? Steve’s got you covered
Nigga it's like 6pm lmao
Dorvuzak Uzn
If you're a nocturnal gamer, 6pm is damn late.
Martin Purvis
These videos are really interesting... and could be bottled and sold as surgical anesthesia... A delicate balance.
Martin Purvis I agree
@@terminator572 TIL time zones exist
@@terminator572 yeah because everyone lives in the same time zone
Bruh anyone else have to repeat him after he says “Nice ok” or am I going insane?! 😂
Nice, ... mkay
Nope you’re insane….just kidding so am I 🤣
Ladies, get a man that kneads you the way Steve kneads his peanut butter.
only if he has lots of 'dough'!
I was just thinking I needed a guy who’ll slap my buns the way Steve gently spanked that pain hamburger
@@Ohbeesneeze 😅
And afterwards, never forget to say "Nice".
Like Revenge, Pain Hamburger is a dish best served cold.
Surely, you Khant be serious?
@@garethfairclough8715 Don't call me Shirley
Gareth Fairclough yes he is
Sounds like a pro wrestler.
@@thealandude9146 surely shirley
The bread when Steve slaps it: Harder daddy!
Steve: What?
Bread: What
When you have been teleporting bread for three days
🤣
PB&J : "Nice!"
Lol love when you say let’s
Get this out into a tray haha 😆 and love watching you do Canadian imp because I am Canadian.
Nice!
Find you a man who holds you as confidently as Steve holds his tray!
"Lookin pretty hot n' soupy"
Not a recommended pickup line, boys.
Well if she is leaving a snail trail.............
MrKneller women just melt in his presence
William Jefferson Clinton well-
@@lufixu no no... He's right
Steve will not post for months but when he does his fan base is always there! It never goes away! Other youtubers could not do that.
Other RUclipsrs go crazy trying to build their channels, but Steve just calmly eats pain and expired meat.
He uses hypnosis,every time he sais Nice Hiss..so we have to watch next time.
Steve's fanbase is like a good biscuit. Maybe it'll take months, maybe years, maybe 100 years, but when time comes, we're ready and fresh.
Steve should do a video displaying his mre collections that would be dope
This channel is the absolute best. Love watching the MRE’s from the past few years
It’s official. We made Steve realize his meme status and he’s fully fucking embraced it.
meme status?
Steve has been a certified memelord for years now.
aight everything is a meme, got it
opens case, runs hands over 10 pristine mre's like they are gold bars.
lol
I believed he just stayed at home, chilling with MREs, what a life.
He's got a day job iirc
Never thought watching a guy eat military rations could be this interesting. But for some reason while the entire world over the past three months has attempted to self implode I find these videos comforting. Steve I wish you nothing but the best. I am now a fan for life. Cheers!
STEVE WITH THE PERFECT TIMING AGAIN!
nothing is more iconic, than Steve's spoon sound's edit
I'd say the combo of "Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice." Is more iconic
“Peanut Butter & Jam once a day to keep the blues away” Classic!
I love the Canadian IMP's. So compact, nice to look at, and so well packed and beautifully presented
Steve, just had emergency surgery, back home after 5 days or hell, this has really cheered me up, thanks pal, keep up the great work
Hope your ok
“Nice.”
@@malasuertexch13 "Nice stitch"
Hope you have a speedy recovery mate!
Anyone else watch Steve’s video to get to sleep? He has such a soothing voice and the way he methodically opens and displays everything is both interesting and relaxing
What you want to do is heat the "dessert" in the bag after the main is finished. The apples, pears, and peaches are such a good morale boost when warm. Most times we dont get the luxury of heater bags with our meals, but make use of them when you can 👍 I should mention this comes with my time in the Canadian Infantry.
After all these years ive been watching you, the subtle editing jokes still always makes the videos top notch
I got into MRE’s in the late 1980’s when my best friend in High School joined the Army on the ROTC track, I, myself, tried to get into, first, the National Guard and then the active duty Navy. Neither would touch me because I was born with only one kidney. So much for my military career. I loved the 80’s MRE’s. I lived for the Five Fingers of Death and the vanilla pound cakes. As the years have progressed, I have had other friends who would bring me entire cases after their two-week stints in the summer or I’ve managed to wheedle single packs out of National Guard units for which I have cooked meals (smaller National Guard units are not allowed to make their own breakfasts and lunches unless they have their own 92G’s). I’ve enjoyed them all (well, maybe except for Fettuccine Alfredo and Mac & Cheese, but mostly because I don’t like them anyway). I love seeing Steve sample the foreign MRE’s because I’ve never had one of those. The ones I want to try most are the Australian and Russian 24 hour packs.
Thank you for offering your services
@@cliffordcoxjr6284 😂
Hell yeah man! Hope you eventually get those MRES.
I GOT INTO THEm in the lat 1890's
chili Mac is the best for sure
The virgin Knuckle sandwich
The Chad Pain Hamburger
I love how come he is and he is just chill
Eastern Canadian Review: " A good job they put in that shelf stable PB&J with the spicy chicken pepper stew and a double double to wash 'er down. Perhaps needs a pack of Swiss Chalet sauce with it too. Still waiting for approval on menu 27. The boys from The Rock are saying the fried bologna and ships biscuit are alright but the dehydrated Screech, "Tastes like boiled boots without the kick."
When he’s heating up the main, and opening the sports drink, the captions say “applause”. 😆
fiji water with Gatorade powder? A man of taste
Imported water is what you have to buy in Florida bc native Floridian water -- not even just the tap water, but the bottled water too -- tastes like industrial chemicals.
He said in the comments of another video it's not his first choice but it was all that was left when everyone started hoarding stuff for Corona so he had to buy it.
@@SirTorcharite what is with America and hoarding shit? I hope all of you guys over there are doing alright
I can't get over just how much he understands processed foods. They really are a miracle of the modern age, but are always demonized for no reason. His knowledge of which preservatives do what, and how they affect flavor... It's clear he's done his research, and has an amazingly refined pallet.
Depends on what's in it. There's a difference between preservative absorbic acid and stuff like aspartame.
Steve always convince me he's eating at a 5 star restaurant.
My mind was blown when I saw what I thought was a Canadian mint magically transform into a wet napkin.
Peter C you’d be surprised at how many recruits fall for that
@@notafaque-naym3278 tabernac!
Wow, an MRE that is safe, and not been stored in a basement for the last 75 years? What has 2020 come to!
"That was one of those sublime moments you don't expect to have in a day"
I love you SteveMRE
I have been watching your videos for three years now so Happy Anniversary to us!
For the last three months, the Corona virus has been fighting to survive in Steve.
🤣🤣🤣
The man have eaten the forbidden apple, punny virus wont have any effect on him
made my day
He's survived E.coli and Botulism, Coronavirus won't last more than a millisecond in his system
Steve your content is a balm in these trying times.
SiegeBallista I’m confused o the use of “balm” EDIT: of
And how 2020's going, in a month it'll be a vital buyer's guide on which rations to stock up on.
This man is refering to how steve is like Balm for the soul. Steve heals. Beleive it or not. Steve, is like a god. In trying times of bordum, Steve is always there to deliver the goods we truly desire. Unadulterated bordum killer. The best!!
@@whitehellfire8552 balm means something along the lines of relief, sorta like lip balm helps relief chapped lips
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
How you know he’s legit: he mixes the Gatorade with the dessert
This is the only good thing that has stayed consistent throughout my teenage years. Been watching since I was 14, I’m 17
I was waiting for that drink just because of its color 😀
Hey acid 👋
Colour* It's Canadian
"and here is the extra strong Nyquil"
he used the word "sublime" when describing a kitkat dipped in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich lol
Ha ha! I reserve that word for only the absolute best.
Had a similar response
Steve, I received my Botulism City shirt today, I love it! Gonna spread the word, man.
Doing everything I can to avoid the chaos & I felt the first feeling of excitement in weeks 😂 thanks steve, hope you enjoy this like it's a 3 course steak dinner!
"All right, let's get sat on your tray... Níce" most soothing voice
4:05 😂 Steve you have just made a new t-shirt design and catch phrase
"Nice leaf" 😂👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steve, you are the best MRE reviewer in the world! Well done.
I'm literally watching the unboxing of a meal.
And i'm lovin it
Eventhough the world's gone to hell at least we have Steve keeping us informed on how good some rations are
Pain hamburger isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Pain hamburger:
pain= bread in french
@@cl844 You're unfunny
J'ai ri
@@shortshotgunman5582 wasnt trying to be funny if i was trying to be funny i would have said
pardonnez mon français manger de la merde
C L i read that in my french accent and everything😂😂😂
steve rubbing those IMPs at 1:40 is the love and affection we all needed
congrats on trending, steve! great video as always
“I always like a nice gusset.” - Steve eyeing up his date.
“Pain Hamburger” is best served cold - Steve1983MRE, June 1, 2020!
modern world's best philosophical quote.
And it’s very cold in Canada
Definitely a great shirt idea for steve
1989
Pocket 83 + mre lol
So glad you are alive and well. I think you have been conditioning your immune system to super-soldier at this point. One of the best reviewers, historians, and entertaining RUclipsrs out there. Love your stuff
Putting the sports drink into the fruit bag is a technique we do at work frequently. It saves the time of having to open up your beverage bag and add water. It also adds a nice zing to whatever fruit you're having. If you're eating a breakfast rat, I also typically add the crunchy cereal or oatmeal to the concoction and eat it with a spoon.
As a Canadian, I'd like to have a mashup of one of these and a US MRE.
Head to head taste test!! THAT would be Awesome!
@@aramnolastname1301 lmao
The Canadian-American War sounds like something you'll hear on the talk radio station in GTA VI.
I noticed his MRE had French on it! Anything is possible!
Canadian states of Canada
Two videos in one day.
Nice.
I remember watching you when i first moved here and you had way more energy back then but hey so did i. love your content friend
Love the coffee stirring sound.
Oh man, TWO new steve videos? Let's get them out onto a tray, nice.
nice
Did anyone else enjoy it when he said "nice leaf" before putting it into the FRH lol
Yes !
“Always like a nice gusset”
Yes indeed sir. Yes indeed.
power move in the field is to use the juice from the apples/pears/peaches to make the sports drink with some added water.
You're a soldier fighting in Canada. World War 3 has happened, Corona got weaponized. You were a young lad when the declarations were made. At first you were scared because of possible Nuclear annihilation, luckily all sides agreed to not use nuclear weapons, large bombs were allowed however. You were drafted and after some months of training you were sent to the front. You've been shelled, bombed and fired at but nothing could have prepared you for the Canadian front. A frozen hell with little to no infrastructure. You have just raided a Canadian military Outpost. You eat for the first time in what feels like months, 2019 Canadian IMP Southwestern Chipotle Chicken Individual Meal pack. You lazily walk into the mess hall and take some cutlery, BOOM. A booby trap left behind. As you bleed out you hear the screams of your squad mates, the medics telling you to hold on, the officers saying that everything is going to be okay. You look at the MRE, the final thing you will see before death. All you manage to read is "Like us on Facebook!"
No, you just hear "nice" as your MRE lays perfectly on its tray.
How can Corona be weaponized? Chemical warfare is illegal
you had us in the first half ngl
@Decanus Severus touchè
Decanus Severus I like cocaine and hookers.
There's just something so therapeutic about His reviews Anybody else agrees
I've used his playlists as a sleeping aid for years.
Ya.. About 1.64 million agree
That lil extra angle just for setting the sports drink down is phenomenal
Glad Steve is back!
I love how enthralled people are with the pain hamburger. I guess we are just so used to seeing it I don't even remember the last time I read the french on a pack of hamburger buns.
I didn’t know that chunky kit kats existed until now
fr gimmie that shit
They're everywhere in Canada
you livin under a rock?
Food of the gods mate, wouldn’t go back to the regular ones
@@AlexR2648 Theyre everywhere in the US too. Those 2 just live under a rock.
That edit with the coffee stir and the way you dropped it was funny xD
Bun slap was great too haha
I really like the way he empties the powdered drink mixtures.